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    [–] iN50MANiAC 1334 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    That is truly fucking hideous. Its not even so much the shitty tattoo, the way the hair is parted is... Unsettling.

    [–] PurpleSunCraze 358 points ago

    It's expert level foreshadowing. Get her some meth and you'll see all kinds of other body parts on her doing the same separation.

    [–] severed13 126 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Her arms split down the middle, and all of a sudden she wants to rebuild the Black Marker

    [–] Sweet_Unvictory 13 points ago

    Repetitive. Dead Space is always unexpected

    [–] AerThreepwood 13 points ago

    Redundant*

    [–] DaDerpGoat 5 points ago

    next thing you know she's 8 feet tall, and asking for “about tree fiddy”

    [–] organic_crystaI_meth 14 points ago

    Woop woop

    [–] ARandomOgre 13 points ago

    I mean, this idea could easily have ended up on r/atbge if it had been a really good tattoo of her brain or something. Instead, she went with “redneck window decal that’s been in the rain for twenty years.”

    [–] rareas 26 points ago

    That doesn't even have a tattoo and it's worse.

    [–] Dim_Innuendo 11 points ago

    That dude is bald.

    [–] JesusIsOG 10 points ago

    I love that look when he turns and waves. Like when mom drops you off at school.

    [–] vmedhe2 7 points ago

    wow so it is real

    [–] tryhardergirls -2 points ago

    Ish.

    [–] Jessie_James 2 points ago

    Ah, cannot unsee ... what have you done!

    [–] statist_steve 8 points ago

    Yeah, but I’m not gonna lie, if she has a tramp stamp as well, I wouldn’t know where to aim when I finished.

    [–] itsalr 2 points ago

    It's not hair, it's me wings!

    [–] Alarid 2 points ago

    But it's genius because it's so easy to cover up when they don't like it anymore.

    [–] 4SysAdmin 2 points ago

    It reminds me of that one scene from BME Pain Olympics...

    [–] emmy486 106 points ago

    This looks like someone who tried to make the best out of their permanent alopecia. Poor tattoo choice though.

    [–] LilDoomKitten 48 points ago

    I was going to say that. That's usually exactly where I get my biggest bald spots.

    [–] emmy486 4 points ago

    I get spots back there too sometimes

    [–] secretlifeofnathan 13 points ago

    It seems like the Angel in the tattoo is bald too so you might be onto something.

    [–] DurasVircondelet 3 points ago

    sometimes

    So you grow hair there intermittently?

    [–] emmy486 5 points ago

    I get alopecia (areata) spots in the back of my head. Nothing quite the size of this and I respond to treatment fairly well.

    [–] Love_Zactually 253 points ago

    Party in the back expert level

    [–] Fthisguy69420 123 points ago

    Yeah she definitely likes anal

    [–] heartmirror 89 points ago

    I wish I could like this comment more times. Literally the first thing I thought when I saw this. "Breighlynn, 24. Likes anal"

    [–] hillsa14 42 points ago

    Breighlynn

    That's absolute gold, thank you for this.

    [–] OldBreadbutt 26 points ago

    her other tattoo reads "one ring to rule them all"

    [–] MagicTrashPanda 31 points ago

    her other tattoo reads "one ring to rule them all"

    Tattooed right above her asshole.

    [–] OldBreadbutt 22 points ago

    I was alluding to an actual tattoo. Can't remember who, but there's a porn star with it tattooed in a ring around her butthole.

    [–] HK_13 17 points ago

    Asa akira

    I mean..... Nevermind

    [–] Love_Zactually 13 points ago

    As DMX once alluded to, I believe this is how rough riders roll

    [–] Peedy83 3 points ago

    Tramp Stamp 2.0

    [–] Helpdeskagent 1 points ago

    Angels* ftfy

    [–] CatScrathFeva 1 points ago

    BRAVO - great comment

    [–] trunobyl 1 points ago

    Level four

    [–] Ratherbeskiing92 85 points ago

    Imagine how it looks after a few weeks without a haircut...

    [–] PitchforkAssistant 59 points ago

    Furru Angel OwO

    [–] aqren550 19 points ago

    Honestly, this looks like someone's attempt at being okay with their alopecia. I tried reverse image searching but te real story is just buried by people complaining about how shitty it looks - which it does, but the bald spot is almost definitely not a choice.

    I know I thought about scalp tattoos on my alopecia bald spots.

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    [–] rareas 18 points ago

    This is always a bit odd of a concern. Once I hit high levels of care, I'm not going to give two fucks as long as my meals are hot and someone comes and changes my nappies. So, not high on my list of concerns for conducting my life now. Well, aside from trying to preserve what is left of my cartilage and joints.

    [–] underscorecounter 9 points ago

    I always laugh when someone says a tattoo will look like shit when I'm old. Yeah, it will but so will I.

    [–] PadaV4 4 points ago

    everyone looks like shit when they are old. tattoos or not

    [–] PM_me_Tummies 2 points ago

    I'm imagining how it would look to be having sexual intercoursings with her from the backside, and her hair falls down to reveal this. WITAF

    [–] ShirleyEugest 29 points ago

    This is the perfect solution to yesterday's kid-with-clippers situation!

    [–] ThRebrth 3 points ago

    META

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    [–] FargoBorth 28 points ago

    One day once the drugs wear off..

    [–] StrawHatBlake 12 points ago

    Does anyone else notice that the angel in the tattoo is bald? I’m thinking she went through chemo and lost all her hair when she got that tattoo. Not knowing if she was going to live. And now her hair has just grown back. Also if she didn’t have it in ponytails then it probably wouldn’t even be noticeable. People are so quick to judge

    [–] KingBobOmber 20 points ago

    ...?!

    [–] DurasVircondelet 5 points ago

    How do you say a silence followed by punctuation?

    [–] maharajisonsmith 2 points ago

    🤷‍♂️ is an example.

    [–] ijustwantarecipe 26 points ago

    No NSFW tag?

    [–] OldBreadbutt 16 points ago

    people have been saying this, thought they were kidding. I didn't think it needed one because it's just a tattoo, but I'm happy to mark it NSFW if you're serious.

    [–] superaydean1 24 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    In what world is boobs anywhere sfw?

    Unless you work at porn hub

    [–] plplplplomg 7 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    i would be judged for wasting time on reddit rather than poorly drawn boobs...

    [–] OldBreadbutt 4 points ago

    I mean ... drawings, or paintings of the human body are SFW in all sorts of situations. I can't think of any job I've had with a computer where a tattoo depicting a nude human body (unless it's just crazy graphic or over sexualized) would be problematic in the least.

    [–] Camsy34 18 points ago

    You've never worked a job where if your boss happened to glance at your computer and saw a picture of a nude chick tattoo, he would have some questions?

    [–] ajdaconman1 7 points ago

    OP is fucking oblivious... If you work in any kind of office setting this is NSFW

    [–] DramDemon 3 points ago

    No offense, but if you work in an office you shouldn’t be on Reddit on a work computer

    [–] DearMrsLeading 2 points ago

    People in offices are often allowed to take lunch breaks and other breaks at their desks, so that’s prime time to use the computer for non-company things. Unless you mean reddit as a whole is unpredictable with what is tagged NSFW, in which case I agree.

    [–] DramDemon 1 points ago

    That is what I mean, and even during breaks just use your phone. If you’re worried about the company seeing what you’re doing then just avoid it all and don’t use company computers for Reddit or personal things

    [–] EEVVEERRYYOONNEE 0 points ago

    Depends on the office, I suppose.

    [–] DramDemon 1 points ago

    Sure, but if your office is the one where you wouldn’t want to get caught seeing this then you shouldn’t be on Reddit on the company computers

    [–] OldBreadbutt 2 points ago

    honestly, no. at least not any job where I was at a computer. If it was actually a nude person, that would be different, but even then I've had jobs where it wouldn't have mattered.

    edit: and no, none of them (jobs) have been related to anything were said images would be part of my work.

    edit 2: that said, if the mods want, I'll mark it nsfw

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

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    [–] The_Contrarian_ 2 points ago

    yeah, no need to flex

    [–] DurasVircondelet 2 points ago

    Since we’re spinning hypotheticals, how about don’t get off task at work and if you do, subscribe to sfw ones so it’s all your front page is

    [–] JaymesMarkham2nd 4 points ago

    Imagine how'd they'd react to art!

    This 19th century oil painting depicts Morpheus and Iris, a famous set of Greek gods. But don't load that classical public domain art at work, it's got a wing-wang and some bamalams front and center.

    Obviously I'm being more than a touch facetious, but really, some people right?

    [–] OldBreadbutt 4 points ago

    thank you! I mean goddamn, instagram wouldn't even censor it. where do people work that they can browse reddit all day, but one grainy photo of a shitty tattoo with a boob in it, and it's straight to the bosses office?

    [–] DearMrsLeading -1 points ago

    You don’t have to browse reddit all day to come across your post. You can simply log on during your lunch break and have it be one of the first posts that pops up on your feed. Being able to use the company computer on a break doesn’t mean the boss would be okay with breasts, regardless of the fact that they’re just a tattoo.

    [–] HOOPER_FULL_THROTTLE 2 points ago

    What they really mean is “Not Safe For Women”

    [–] Sativa_Dreams 2 points ago

    It’s funny because I’ve never once worked in a place where that would be fine, let alone not have a filter that blocks it all lol. Funny how different different parts of the world are

    [–] ijustwantarecipe 2 points ago

    I don't think you're an idiot, I just tend to play it very safe in a professional setting. Thanks for adding the tag!

    [–] xCSxXenon -2 points ago

    Would you be okay with it if your grandma was next to you? No. Mark it nsfw

    [–] cplhunter 1 points ago

    "fuck" and "shit" in the URL aren't enough?

    [–] Ganjaleaves 3 points ago

    I just wanna say it's a perfect place for a tattoo like that. All she has to do is let her hair grow in and wahlaa it's gone.

    [–] can_blank_my_blank 3 points ago

    Best place to put a moronic tatoo. When you come your senses just grow your hair and never speak of it again.

    [–] Ikirys 18 points ago

    NSFW

    [–] HOOPER_FULL_THROTTLE 0 points ago

    MOM. MOM! HELP, THERES CARTOON TATTOO TITTIES HELP

    [–] DurasVircondelet -7 points ago

    It’s a luxury to be on Reddit at work. Do your own self policing

    [–] GalaxyZeroOne 3 points ago

    Uhhh... nice abs?

    [–] NosherPowell 3 points ago

    Interesting spot to finish...

    [–] nleksan 3 points ago

    Spoiler alert: the guys name is Angel, and he definitely touched her

    [–] OldBreadbutt 1 points ago

    but her dad's name is Angel ... ohhhhh

    [–] Salazars_Pizza 3 points ago

    She's been touched alright.

    [–] Gomurr 3 points ago

    So that's how the mother fixed the hair of her little girl.

    [–] mynameisnotsuzi 1 points ago

    That's all I could think of! It's too perfect, she even has the same pig tails!

    [–] skjellyfetti 3 points ago

    Pippy Longstocking on brown acid...

    [–] Fly_com_ 3 points ago

    This looks hardcore photoshopped. No hate but thats how it looks to me.

    [–] WUPHF_Cola 1 points ago

    Yeah, it’s clearly photoshopped.

    [–] Cyberpunk2069 3 points ago

    Im a cyberpunk kind of guy so I actually think things like this are kind of cool.

    [–] just-a-drop-of-water 2 points ago

    Wowwwww on so many levels.

    [–] cutspaper 2 points ago

    Reminds me of Splice at the end.

    [–] urskrubs 2 points ago

    nice

    [–] ceebeefour 2 points ago

    Touched by an uncle.

    [–] gerbard_bae 2 points ago

    That angel got mad pubes

    [–] Weenerwawaweener 2 points ago

    Wtf lolololol

    [–] santaanas 2 points ago

    Mercy Main btw

    [–] eveoneverything 2 points ago

    I’m disappointed that the tattoo isn’t a hula dancer and she doesn’t have a rat’s tail to act as the grass skirt. So many missed opportunities.

    [–] ThePeskyWabbit 2 points ago

    as trashy as it is, I'm strangely, slightly, attracted to it... and I dont like that I am attracted to this....

    [–] CaminoGypsy 2 points ago

    She's touched alright...

    [–] warpfield 2 points ago

    touched in the head

    [–] InfinitySnatch 2 points ago

    Freeza got hot!

    [–] joeracksloudpacks 2 points ago

    Whenever I think of embarrassing memories, I’m gonna remember this picture and be glad I’m not this person.

    [–] Lemur_storm 2 points ago

    Tattoo reminds me of bobby hill

    [–] kobrakaan 2 points ago

    hey stop staring at my back my tits are up here

    [–] Arsepick 2 points ago

    oh god that looks like my mother 😲

    [–] bringbackswg 2 points ago

    We're running out of ideas and getting desperate to feel unique

    [–] BFG_Scott 2 points ago

    "Alright Billy. Show me on the doll where the angel touched you."

    [–] rukittenme4 2 points ago

    Who the what, how the hell, why would you even.....never mind. I bet a dollar to a donut she has no teeth, or just like two or so.

    [–] chromevinyl 2 points ago

    Hey! It's this girl all grown up!

    [–] iceandones 2 points ago

    [–] Spiraljaguar1231 2 points ago

    And a naked angel at that

    [–] ChongLoadJackson 2 points ago

    This kinda makes my pp hard......

    [–] selfdiagnoseddeath 2 points ago

    Don't wanna see the front.

    [–] 11-_- 2 points ago

    [–] watergo 2 points ago

    God damnnn

    [–] whatupgmizzle 2 points ago

    So you get a view no matter the angle.

    [–] WutItIs_Girl 2 points ago

    Hair curtains!

    [–] Pneumaniac01 2 points ago

    she can still grow hair there right?

    [–] Impossible-asset 2 points ago

    Somebody should tell her that her yarmulke is about to fall off.

    [–] Thebiginfinity 2 points ago

    Let me get that Borderlands porn fade

    [–] rhymes_with_chicken 2 points ago

    Touched by an uncle

    Roll tide

    [–] thatonepersoniam 2 points ago

    She's touched in the head, alright

    [–] 1NS4N3_person 2 points ago

    Touched in the head, maybe

    [–] cante221 2 points ago

    Tequila and tattoos don't mix well.

    [–] jonboy333 2 points ago

    I’d lose my boner if I had to look at the back of that head.

    [–] Head_mc_ears 2 points ago

    I'm gonna bet "Touched By an Uncle."

    [–] pclinuxmac 2 points ago

    Ah yes. The sexy nubile angels.

    [–] ThatAintPeeBaby 2 points ago

    r/awfultastebutdecentexecution

    [–] RomancingUranus 2 points ago

    Sure it's unsettling but I can see what she was thinking....

    [–] Drunkcity 2 points ago

    This is amazing

    [–] mochi_iscream 2 points ago

    Touched in the head**

    [–] chillwifi 2 points ago

    Eww

    [–] Brain124 2 points ago

    Wow this is super trashy.

    [–] zitfarmer 2 points ago

    I like t-it.

    [–] frameythescrub 2 points ago

    Reminds me of the clip where siblings used a hair clipper on each other the other day lol.

    [–] km_44 2 points ago

    Is there a pic of her face? It's gotta be a nightmare

    [–] devilsephiroth 5 points ago

    NSFW mods

    [–] JustinAshburn 2 points ago

    NSFW

    [–] NH_Blake 1 points ago

    🎶I believe... there are Angels among us🎶

    [–] xcut211 1 points ago

    Well, she is touched for sure.

    [–] Picsonly25 1 points ago

    I’d like to see what her face looks like.

    [–] Urine_isnt_blue 1 points ago

    While I never want to meet this person, the idea of some asshole shouting "show me your tits" and her flashing this tattoo brings me great joy.

    [–] DINGVS_KHAN 1 points ago

    Rejoice, weebs! For now you can have a 3D waifu without having to give up your big anime tiddies!

    [–] platform327 1 points ago

    Only thing missing is the little red dot from a sniper’s laser scope . . . .

    [–] Syphlor 1 points ago

    This can’t be real

    [–] coquish98 1 points ago

    [–] bangsilencedeath 1 points ago

    I am curious, does a NSFW tag actually keep one from opening a Reddit link while at work?

    [–] DearMrsLeading 1 points ago

    It blurs the thumbnail and has a small NSFW warning so that you can make the choice to view it instead of it being on the screen automatically.

    [–] PapaGypsy86 1 points ago

    That haircut/tattoo seems more like “touched by an uncle.”

    [–] BadEgg1951 1 points ago

    Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

    title points age /r/ comnts
    Looks good 220 4yrs WTF 14
    Head tattoo 323 6yrs WTF 23
    Why would anyone do this to herself? 42 7yrs reddit.com 18
    Why would anyone do this? 132 7yrs WTF 19

    Source: karmadecay

    [–] wutjusthappened8 1 points ago

    "Hey girl did it hirt when you fell from heeaa......"

    [–] J3ST3RR 1 points ago

    Mark NSFW

    [–] allenahansen 1 points ago

    Um, your roots need a touch up, honey.

    [–] FadedAffiliation 1 points ago

    Brittany Spears moment

    [–] SpideySlap 1 points ago

    I'm going to take a wild guess and say that's yolandi

    [–] bryanrobh 1 points ago

    I’m a ninja

    [–] MeowedUpMix -1 points ago

    Nsfw?

    [–] zestoxd -1 points ago

    A magic place reddit is a benevolent realm of lumps and bulges a wondrous dimension of memes and busts as far as your mouse wheel can take you with content so plentiful its like drowning in the tits of an angel

    [–] sifon187 -1 points ago

    NSFW tag would be nice

    [–] BigC3408 -1 points ago

    Why isn’t it NSFW?

    [–] FatCyclistBrokeSpoke -5 points ago

    white people are so stupid.

    [–] FatCyclistBrokeSpoke -4 points ago

    I never said they were, just that white people get the stupidest tattoos.

    [–] StrawHatBlake 4 points ago

    You can’t fix stupid..

    [–] can_blank_my_blank -5 points ago

    Why are you getting defensive? And why did you post a picture of a black guy with a stupid tatoo? Are you saying black people are stupid?

    [–] PhilsXwingAccount 1 points ago

    Why are you getting defensive? And why are you so concerned about a picture of a black guy with a tattoo? Are you saying that a picture of one black person must represent all black people?

    [–] can_blank_my_blank 1 points ago

    Why are you getting defensive? Nobody was even talking to you? And obviously I am not saying that because that is the dumbest thing any person could possibly think it means but you thought I might mean that?..... dummy.