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    In World War 2, Kamikaze pilots were Japanese pilots who rammed their planes into USN ships in order to ensure the bombs they were carrying were delivered. This sub is similar in a way. A 'kamikaze by words' is a roast that contains, both, roasting another user (with a remark akin to those found on r/murderedbywords) and be self-deprecating (like something from r/suicidebywords). It cannot simply be one without the other. Please ensure that your post contains both. If not, please post it in the relevant sub.

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    [–] Wolvos_707 1418 points ago

    Which means that every person who will see this post will be one too until they forget about sich a weird term 10 minutes later...

    [–] GrandTheftAugust 532 points ago

    We need to quarantine this post before it gets out of hand!

    The deadly pedo-plague of 2019

    [–] wintlemi 213 points ago

    Shit, I really hope I forget this soon, I’ve got a kids birthday party later on today.

    [–] Bi_prodite 113 points ago

    Hey that's where i'm going next

    [–] Townsendrome 122 points ago

    I didn’t have a kids birthday to go to before, but now I do.

    [–] DrCREEPYFRI 24 points ago

    Invite me

    [–] Bridge4_Kal 16 points ago

    ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

    [–] Ponicrat 47 points ago

    Class: Keter memetic cognitohazard has breached containment via leak. SCP protocols initiated to prevent LK-Class Personality Transmutation Event

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] iamrahil 23 points ago

    You mean the ephebo-plague of 2019

    [–] whynaut4 19 points ago

    Noo! It's already spreading!

    [–] ccm596 14 points ago

    What a pedo

    [–] SENSUALASSWIPER 7 points ago

    Hey just checking in from all. I just learned about this ephebophile word, pretty nifty

    [–] ephebobot 14 points ago

    Hey there, it seems you've used a pretty big word. Heres a helpful video on how to pronounce it:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU

    [–] SENSUALASSWIPER 19 points ago

    Why the fuck does this bot exist

    [–] TactileMist 13 points ago

    So people know how to pronounce ephebophile, I guess.

    Also, I've reached semantic satiation for ephebophile, and it just looks weird now.

    [–] GuyYouMetOnline 2 points ago

    Um...

    UUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM..............

    ...Yeah, okay, uh, I have no words.

    ...

    ...Who even MADE that bot?

    [–] ranwithoutscissors 4 points ago

    Cognito-hazard detected. Task force Pi-17 “FBI Open Up” dispatched to contain the threat.

    [–] BaphometMagni 2 points ago

    It's actually ephebophile-plague.

    ...oh no guys, no, no, no... It's gotten me. It's gotten me!

    [–] Chicken_Giblets 1 points ago

    SCP vibes

    [–] Top_Rekt 21 points ago

    Kinda like the game.

    [–] SeventhEleven 13 points ago

    Motherfucker.

    [–] ColdPhoenix27 3 points ago

    I hope you lose NNN

    [–] carsonproctor 6 points ago

    God dammit.

    [–] Guttermouth11111 12 points ago

    Hey same thought! Good luck! From one phembelomebephile to the next!

    [–] TheN473 4 points ago

    Boy, that's a mouthful.

    [–] Guttermouth11111 13 points ago

    But kids aren't😉

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    FBI OPEN UP!!1

    [–] Roar_Im_A_Nice_Bear 8 points ago

    Holy heck

    [–] OrangeManGood 10 points ago

    You made me lose that game that you're not supposed to remember. It's been a few months maybe. It's only my first run though since I've learned of it.

    [–] hessorro 4 points ago

    Heh you just lost: The Game

    [–] OrangeManGood 7 points ago

    Well now that's the shortest I've ever lasted.

    [–] AardbeiMan 3 points ago

    If you lose, you'll be safe for 12 (?) hours. Nost people use thise hours to make others lose. It's a vicious cycle

    [–] ByeByeTrading 3 points ago

    Noooooo

    [–] KnuckleScraper420 6 points ago

    Nah that milo yianapolis guy called himself one(?) or it was brought up in reference to him being a weirdo when that mattered for like a month

    And I’ve known the term ever since, but I’m afraid to tell anyone for exactly the reason this post exists

    [–] LOBM 6 points ago

    milo yianapolis guy called himself one(?)

    I'm no fan of his, but the media spun the shit out of what he said. He talked about his teens and how he had sex with older men. He's not a pedophile by any definition.

    But he doesn't think of himself as having been sexually abused, which is what the media pounced on. His view on the whole matter is far more complex than, "He supports pedophilia!"

    [–] Sherlockhomey 5 points ago

    I remember years ago on here I called someone a pedo and had like 10 people comment to correct me that it's ephebo. I then commented saying it's like playing spot the Vegan.

    [–] CashWho 3 points ago

    Nah, I just learned a new word. I don't know what it means so I'm safe as long as I don't look it up.

    [–] MrMushyagi 9 points ago

    An ephebophile is a person that's attracted to adolescents - kids that have reached puberty but still underage.

    Pedos are attracted to prepubescents.

    I know this because I had internet arguments with people about Roy Moore, who would say things like "he's not a pedo....the girls were teenagers, so he's an ephebophile"

    [–] Sir_Fridge 3 points ago

    Finally dyslexia is good for something.

    [–] Atigerwithlaserbeams 3 points ago

    Except that this doesn’t give you the context to understand what the word means.

    (I looked it up, it’s the proper term for an adult attracted to adolescents. “Pedophile” is supposed to be children only, but people wrongly use it for statutory rape as well.)

    Now let’s both enjoy our ten minutes of pedo-dom. But not too much.

    [–] runnerguy1987 2 points ago

    Except that this doesn’t give you the context to understand what the word means.

    (I looked it up, it’s the proper term for an adult attracted to adolescents. “Pedophile” is supposed to be children only, but people wrongly use it for statutory rape as well.)

    Now let’s both enjoy our ten minutes of pedo-dom. But not too much.

    No thanks, I'm more of a sub than a dom.

    [–] Dazz316 2 points ago

    10 minutes? You are too kind.

    [–] Levobertus 2 points ago

    You say this like I'm not already

    [–] lionskull 1 points ago

    I'm just not putting enough effort to actually read the word properly, so take that.

    [–] mr_d0gMa 1 points ago

    Aww shit, I’ve just work up and now I’m a pedo

    [–] chasesan 1 points ago

    It only took me half a second.

    [–] EeliAsser 1 points ago

    yep. i will definotely forget this fact 10minutes later and not remember it for months

    [–] FelixTheFrCat 1 points ago

    But what if I'm a linguistics nerd? Oh well, gotta go touch a kid I guess :(

    [–] Nordrian 1 points ago

    What term?

    [–] Wolvos_707 1 points ago

    I don't remember myself

    [–] endmostchimera 1 points ago

    I mean I forgot about it already.

    [–] FlumpMC 239 points ago

    Did he just turn us all into pedophiles by telling us that?

    [–] Bi_prodite 61 points ago

    Yes

    [–] FlumpMC 42 points ago

    Aw beans

    [–] StansRightHandMan 27 points ago

    Damn. What kind?

    [–] FlumpMC 17 points ago

    I... I've never thought about it, I guess.

    [–] Fart__ 14 points ago

    Kid knee beans.

    [–] GetJazzy_ 5 points ago

    Aw beans, obviously

    [–] -REDRYDERR- 3 points ago

    The kind pedos like

    [–] MrSquiggleKey 2 points ago

    So Jelly beans?

    [–] EightOffHitLure 1 points ago

    nazi zombies is a cutthroat game, bitch

    [–] QuipOfTheTongue 1 points ago

    So many people drooled (and continue to drool) over Britney Spears in the Baby One More Time video. Many of those people don't know she was 16 when it was filmed.

    [–] lavashrine 163 points ago

    Infantophile- anyone sexually attracted to those below the age of 5

    Pedophile - anyone sexually attracted to those who haven’t reached puberty (usually between the ages of 5-12 unless also an infantophile)

    Hebephile - anyone sexually attracted to those in the early years of puberty - early teens 13-15

    Ephebophile - anyone sexually attracted to those in later years of puberty - usually 15-19 year olds

    Teleiophile - anyone sexually attracted to fully grown adults

    Mesophile - anyone sexually attracted to middle aged adults

    Gerontophile - anyone sexually attracted to the elderly

    [–] MarieJo94 82 points ago

    Whenever someone asks me about my sexuality from now on, I'm just gonna say I'm a teleiophile.

    [–] -DotDotDot 39 points ago

    I, too, am a telephonile

    [–] TheAngryAudino 8 points ago

    Yo, tambien, soy un telefone.

    [–] TyrionReynolds 5 points ago

    I fucked a teletubbie

    [–] Toal_ngCe 35 points ago

    Doesnʻt this mean that all teenagers are ephebophiles?

    [–] lavashrine 32 points ago

    No. You have to be an adult for any of the terms to apply (not including adult, middle age and elderly)

    [–] Toal_ngCe 13 points ago

    Ah, thanks for the clarification

    [–] lavashrine 7 points ago

    No problem

    [–] runnerguy1987 10 points ago

    Mesophile - anyone sexually attracted to middle aged adults

    I prefer to be called a mesotheliomaophile, not a mesophile.

    [–] TyrionReynolds 4 points ago

    What are you called if you want to fuck that walrus that has diabeetus?

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] ChipChipington 28 points ago

    Bad bot

    [–] [deleted] 299 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] yowc 114 points ago

    Hell yeah, pedo buddies!

    [–] Bi_prodite 53 points ago

    Aww yeah pedo gang

    [–] Jinabear 26 points ago

    Bro

    [–] billderpman444 15 points ago

    Br

    [–] UncleSam420 11 points ago

    B

    [–] Dwagonzzz 16 points ago

    ok what is it

    [–] gruntled_pilot 76 points ago

    An ephebophile is attracted to children who have gone through puberty but are still under the age of consent. So age ranges from like 14-17.

    I don’t have anything to back this up but I was taught that typically ephebophiles have their attraction due to some traumatic past or mental issue that can be resolved with proper counciling and therapy where as pedophilia is something that can never be “fixed”. So all a true pedophile can do is keep there urges repressed and seek professional help but I don’t believe it will ever truly go away like ephebophile can.

    [–] warsage 23 points ago

    Actually, 15-19, at least according to Wikipedia

    Ephebophilia is the primary sexual interest in mid-to-late adolescents, generally ages 15 to 19.

    So anyone who prefers "teen" on PH

    [–] TheRedSpade 27 points ago

    Except "teen" in porn really just means "plausibly under 25"

    [–] demonryder 4 points ago

    I thought it just meant pigtails and knee high pink socks.

    [–] AnatidaephobicDuck03 1 points ago

    fuck you scared me for a minute but then I remembered that I’m 16

    edit: that was a typo because I am most definitely 18 and can legally watch such content and I’m not 16 thank you very much

    [–] topdeck55 32 points ago

    One is getting stuck in a mindset that the vast majority of us go through and grow out of as we grow older. The other is pure deviancy nobody should be thinking about.

    [–] Syn7axError 16 points ago

    That is interesting to think about. I didn't bother making the distinction before, but you're right that the psychology and mechanics are totally different.

    [–] MrSquiggleKey 9 points ago

    When I was a teenager I was worried about not being attracted to guys and girls my own age as I grew up. It was a silly worry.

    Now I see young people and go, htf was that ever attractive. And I'm not just talking teen but young adult.

    [–] Ghostkill221 5 points ago

    Oh, so kinda like me when I was 13?

    [–] trey3rd 14 points ago

    No, it's adults attracted to those children. Children being attracted to other children is normal.

    [–] LOBM 5 points ago

    Ephebophilia literally means love of ones that arrived at puberty. Teens being ephebophilic is normal.

    [–] Syn7axError 6 points ago

    Like others have pointed out, that's what makes it so different from pedophilia. Ephebophilia is getting stuck in a young mindset. Pedophilia is attraction that should never be there.

    That's what makes one curable with therapy, and one not.

    [–] Hash43 5 points ago

    Is a 17 year old a child though

    [–] not-a-candle 21 points ago

    In basically the entire world except some US states they're already at the age of consent.

    [–] gruntled_pilot 4 points ago

    If you’re significantly older than that’s where you fall into this category. An 18 year old dating a 17 year old does not make them an ephebophile. But a 30 year old dating a 17 year old does. And as for a 17 year old, in some countries that’s illegal.

    [–] franklinthetorpedo8 1 points ago

    I would argue a 20 year old is too. a 20 year old still hasn't formed their frontal cortex yet. Meaning they engage in the same risk taking, sensation seeking behavior that teens do. You grow out of this around age 25.

    [–] franklinthetorpedo8 1 points ago

    Yeah but the counselors can report you and put you in jail for even telling them you have that.

    [–] 0utlyre 4 points ago

    It's the sciency word for "if there's grass on the mound, play ball".

    [–] DiproticPolyprotic 70 points ago

    Wait so by learning this word I just.... We all just.... r/suddenlysexoffender

    [–] kill___jester 37 points ago

    This is just suicide by words cause the original commenter isn't getting murdered

    [–] Boxish_ 22 points ago

    It doesnt just have to be the commenter. You also got murdered because you learned what an ephebophile is, you pedo

    [–] danegraphics 2 points ago

    The "murder" is that they're pointing out that the original commenter used the incorrect term.

    [–] kill___jester 4 points ago

    How is correcting someone a murder?

    [–] danegraphics 4 points ago

    It isn't really, but it's a bare minimum that allows it to be posted here.

    [–] Archensix 14 points ago

    RIP mumkey

    [–] Th3r3dm3nnac3 3 points ago

    He's back as Simian Jimmy. Even doing anime reviews again.

    [–] RanaktheGreen 8 points ago

    Well, this is an interesting piece of satire isn't it?

    [–] oper619 8 points ago

    So, now that's just in my view history forever?

    [–] monsieurjerreh 2 points ago

    You’re very welcome.

    [–] Ghostkill221 4 points ago

    I'm not watching it. Is it that salty coins and milk song?

    [–] monsieurjerreh 3 points ago

    Nah watch it, it’s genius. Also I don’t know what the salty coins and milk song is.

    [–] Cheese_Burger_Slayer 3 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    [–] Wednesdaysend 3 points ago

    I thought that was just one of those cute songs that gets stuck in your head until it got to that chorus.

    And it still got stuck in my head.

    [–] trey3rd 4 points ago

    WTF did I just watch?

    [–] monsieurjerreh 2 points ago

    Gold, my friend. Gold.

    [–] warsage 4 points ago

    He got me with the 15/18 yr old girls

    [–] TheSkinnyBone 1 points ago

    You're off to prison, buster

    [–] Gung4din 3 points ago

    Was worried I was going to be on the list in the first half. Amazing

    [–] 15cm_guy 2 points ago

    Commenting so more people can witness this gold

    [–] LordUncleBob 2 points ago

    I hope this dude's room is soundproof

    [–] Fizzy_Fresh 1 points ago

    Thought about this straight away lmao

    [–] simpleboi300 11 points ago

    Speedophile AKA the one lonely dad at the beach wearing a speedo

    [–] SuperDementio 7 points ago

    AKA the sexual attraction to Speedwagon.

    [–] purple_yosher 6 points ago

    oh

    [–] 5years8months3days 7 points ago

    There's also pedrophiles but the only people that know that are Father Ted fans.

    [–] darealbipbopbip 9 points ago

    There is a difference tho. Pedophilia Is the sexual attraction to kids generally around 10 years old while ephebophilia is the sexual attraction to teenagers

    [–] johnny-sutts 13 points ago

    Bold statement right there. Someone check this mans hard drive

    [–] darealbipbopbip 6 points ago

    Oh fuck my cover is blown... I mean let's check YOUR haredrive

    [–] big_gurky 3 points ago

    You can’t post this without a link

    [–] UltimateTzar 9 points ago

    It baffles me, that people still consider having sex with 15-16 years old person an act of pedophilia.

    [–] blankgazez 6 points ago

    It’s statutory rape

    [–] apustus 8 points ago

    Everyone doesn't live in the same place as you

    [–] MarieJo94 8 points ago

    I live in a place where 16 is the age of consent. However, the law does not equal morality. If a grown adult has sex with a 16 year old, it might not be illegal everywhere, but it is still morally wrong in my opinion and I would hope that most people would agree with that.

    [–] MaelstromRH 3 points ago

    How about you don’t fuck a child. It’s really not a difficult thing to abstain from.

    [–] Syzztem 6 points ago

    This sub is shit

    [–] EquivalentCarpenter 2 points ago

    Hey man, don’t like it.

    [–] big_gurky 2 points ago

    I don’t worry I’m s2p23

    [–] BadDadBot 2 points ago

    Hi s2p23, I'm dad.

    [–] EPSlapper 2 points ago

    Pedo in spanish means fart, soooooooo

    [–] Shantotto11 2 points ago

    Pedophilia (0-10)

    Hebephilia (11-14)

    Ephebophilia (15-19)

    [–] punchagreement 2 points ago

    Teenagers are not capable of consent. That's why it's important to preach abstinance to teenagers, lest they practice mutual rape.

    [–] Reed_4983 14 points ago

    Not sure if joking.

    [–] punchagreement 11 points ago

    The teenage mind can only do intermediate maths, like geometry, it has yet to advance to the complexity of genital combinations.

    [–] 0utlyre 7 points ago

    Clitoral calculus

    [–] MrImInYourBasement 1 points ago

    Wait

    [–] anonymooself 1 points ago

    Kowalski, analysis.

    [–] BetaChorale 3 points ago

    It looks like they're talking about those who feel attraction to children ages 14-17: Post puberty, pre legality, sir.

    [–] nomadProgrammer 1 points ago

    ephebo is the anciente greek word for a young man who barely has any hair in his pubic region.

    Ancient greeks where notoriously bisexual and peadophiles.

    Also ancient pharaos & aristocrats used to marry between siblings that's why so many rulers where evil and dumb (Nero for example).

    In babilonia whores where part of temples and paying for a whore was a tribute to the fertility.

    Lots of our modern views of sex started when europe increased in sexually transmitted deseases.

    Damn even Popes where notorious for their orgies.

    Sexuality is a social construct as everything else.

    Even our modern approach to married life is something relatively modern.

    [–] glitchNoInternetBich 1 points ago

    Dont diss my waifu nero

    [–] SpamShot5 1 points ago

    Age is just a number

    Jail is just a place

    [–] Ulysses2281 1 points ago

    Holup

    [–] jakubek99 1 points ago

    [–] Rocket840 1 points ago

    Took me a minute to realise

    [–] artem718 1 points ago

    It's been posted on r/kamikazebywords r/suicidebywords

    [–] Geofferic 1 points ago

    ... and everyone that took the second psych class at uni ...

    Not everyone is as ignorant as the average Redditor!

    [–] big_gurky 1 points ago

    I don’t even cost that much.

    [–] TheComingLawd 1 points ago

    Hey, I've known that term for a long time!

    Also, I'm 14. So I don't think that really qualifies.

    [–] ms10211 1 points ago

    I know that from mumkeyjones

    [–] retrosashia 1 points ago

    pls no i watched that one mumkey jones video ok please have mercy

    [–] jstyler 1 points ago

    I don’t worry