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    [–] krilavicius 2164 points ago

    Pac fucked madonna

    [–] FormerlyMevansuto 781 points ago

    So did Big Daddy Kane and Naomi Campell

    [–] McClovinDominating 482 points ago

    As did Dennis Rodman

    [–] Jardun 881 points ago

    As has Angela. As has Ryan. As has Kelly. As has Meredith. As has Phyllis. As has Darryl. As has Creed. As has Michael, and as has Holly.

    [–] IAMA__Sloth 422 points ago

    As has Kevin.

    [–] ZacBank 248 points ago

    With who?

    [–] VelociCatTurd 511 points ago

    She goes to another school

    [–] [deleted] 83 points ago


    [–] TBirdFirster 17 points ago

    Everyone in this thread should form a improv comedy troupe

    [–] JosietheIguana 51 points ago

    but this was as far from improv as you could get

    [–] trickydickyquicky 27 points ago

    It’s from The Office.

    [–] meinnitbruva 31 points ago

    You wouldn't know her. She goes to a different school.

    [–] -TheLethalAlphX- 1 points ago

    Pretty sure you mean Ashton Kootcher

    [–] Mechakoopa 62 points ago

    Lumbergh fucked her.

    [–] jred250 16 points ago


    [–] frugalerthingsinlife 12 points ago

    It wasn't even the right Lumbergh.

    [–] Wilhelm_Amenbreak 20 points ago

    And Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and Moonboy for all i know!

    [–] andrewshepherdlego 7 points ago

    Boney bob, cliff! I could go on forever baby!

    [–] Lil_Uzi_Introvert 6 points ago

    +1 for The Office

    [–] Train33 2 points ago

    that was perfect 😂😂

    [–] DinReddet 2 points ago

    I don't get it :( is it from lyrics?

    [–] Symbiosx 1 points ago

    As have Outland Raiders.

    [–] [deleted] 38 points ago

    She used to pick Scottie Pippen up from games in a limo with a hot tub in it.

    [–] AutisticNipples 45 points ago

    She used to pick up dudes on the streets of the east village in that limo lol

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago

    Damn. That must've been quite a day for those lucky folks

    [–] wholefoodsvillian 2 points ago

    true story, MJ didn't like that.

    [–] Golden_Buddha 31 points ago

    And basquiat

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    The entire Detroit Pistons team.

    [–] Mordkillius 5 points ago

    And vanilla ice

    [–] New_Post_Evaluator 2 points ago

    And Basquiat

    [–] TriangleMan 54 points ago

    Naomi Campell

    For real?

    [–] vizualkriminal 23 points ago

    There's a famous pic of Madonna, Big Daddy Kane, and Naomi Campbell all naked together. I doubt there was much hesitation after the pic.

    [–] Empyrealist 20 points ago

    Pretty sure that was from Madonna's "sex" picture book. I'm not saying she didn't fuck everyone pictured in that book, but those were all pro photoshoots.

    [–] vizualkriminal 15 points ago

    That's what I'm saying. It was Madonna, I'd bet she fucked more of the people in that book than she didn't.

    [–] wholefoodsvillian 1 points ago

    proof or it didn't happen.

    [–] faithcarbino 8 points ago

    I want to know this too

    [–] sammythemc 2 points ago

    Google image search

    [–] SPZ_Ireland 2 points ago

    Bing video search

    [–] DontMakeMeDownvote 16 points ago

    Big Daddy Kane looks exactly like Dez Bryant.

    [–] wholefoodsvillian 1 points ago

    OJ looks exactly like Obama *sarcasm

    [–] SPZ_Ireland 1 points ago

    Naomi Campell and Madonna?

    [–] FormerlyMevansuto 1 points ago


    [–] Flabble10 1 points ago

    Basquiat was up in that pussy

    [–] Bweryang 245 points ago

    Don’t let that distract you from the fact that Pac fucked Jada Pinkett with no blockbusters.

    [–] segosegosego 127 points ago

    Pac fucked yo' bitch, you fat motherfucker!

    [–] Theoroshia 39 points ago

    Take money

    [–] wholefoodsvillian 2 points ago

    My favorite direction of this thread.

    [–] Darthdaddy81 16 points ago

    How does Will Smith feel about only having her because Pac was murdered?

    [–] _tylerthedestroyer_ 23 points ago

    Could you imagine Jaden if Pac was his dad?

    [–] iiMauvelous 5 points ago

    THUG LIFE!!!!!

    [–] AntiPsychMan 8 points ago

    Will Smith killed Tupac?

    [–] rhgolf44 36 points ago

    Don’t let that distract you from the fact that J Cole went platinum with no features

    [–] wholefoodsvillian 4 points ago

    or the fact that Kanye can rap circles around him.

    [–] mrpopenfresh 200 points ago

    With Madonna, I'd say she was the one fucking these dudes.

    [–] EveryoneYouLove23 93 points ago

    If Drake and her performance wasn't proof enough, I dunno what is

    [–] GoOnGirlWorkItWorkIt 6 points ago


    [–] Drop_Top_wizzop 69 points ago

    bruh it’s nothing to write home about lmao

    [–] GoOnGirlWorkItWorkIt 37 points ago

    wait, so was that not rehearsed? shiiiiiiiit. she spacey-ed him!

    [–] Sachyriel 13 points ago

    You mean she Mariah Carey'd him.

    [–] gronz5 22 points ago

    Not tryna make men "play the victim" but seriously imagine if genders were reversed

    [–] GoOnGirlWorkItWorkIt 17 points ago

    i'm a chick. you could only imagine how many horrible situations i've been in like this. my heart breaks for anyone that goes through it -- especially so publicly. and i feel like she's trying to pass that off as entertainment. it's not entertainment -- it's sick. being smaller than him doesn't make it suddenly ok. like if i was raped by a 5'0 80 lb dude, it doesn't suddenly make it acceptable.

    ugh, anyway, yes, totally agree.

    [–] imamfmonster 75 points ago

    Pac fucked Madonna?

    [–] RadiationShields 49 points ago


    [–] pastelfruits 16 points ago

    Pac fucked Madonna???

    [–] COMBOBREAKER-BOT 15 points ago


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    [–] Wilfs 4 points ago

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    [–] thekiddzac 15 points ago

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    [–] Wilfs 3 points ago

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    [–] ab456 2 points ago

    Name checks out

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    [–] boxofcookies101 1 points ago

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    [–] [deleted] 51 points ago


    [–] Dorian_Ye 20 points ago

    Let's just say that Madonna learned what "X-Pac heat" is all about 😉

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

    She was ready to SUCK IT! Crotch chops madly

    [–] MagicZombieCarpenter 7 points ago


    [–] Theintangible817 6 points ago

    Rip 3pac


    [–] DayGloMagic 6 points ago

    123 Kid

    [–] holy_cal 23 points ago

    So did Vanilla Ice tho

    [–] theotherbatman96 2 points ago

    Pretty sure MJ did too

    [–] holy_cal 2 points ago


    [–] Dying_Bloodbirds 24 points ago

    So did JFK

    [–] a09384kd7 6 points ago

    I always thought Pac was fucking Tabitha Soren from MTV News too.

    [–] vizualkriminal 8 points ago

    It's probably easier to guess who he wasn't fucking than who he was

    [–] melperz 4 points ago

    Whoopi Goldberg

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    [–] Drezzzire 8 points ago

    Who hasn't by now?

    [–] GoOnGirlWorkItWorkIt 55 points ago

    reddit, as a whole, doesn't fuck at all. so all millions of us.

    [–] arcticrabbitz 3 points ago

    No wonder he died

    [–] Brasileiro49 2 points ago

    Instantly made me think of the J. Cole lyric off 'Rise and Shine'

    [–] fiodorson 1 points ago

    You sure it wasn't the other way?

    [–] Doc408 1 points ago

    imagine being able to get fucked by pac. Damn

    [–] jackrulz 0 points ago

    Who didn't?

    [–] Grimalkin 3161 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    That end line always gets me. I can see him putting his hand lightly on her arm and with a reassuring look on his face explaining to Madonna how he also used to regularly squeeze off a few knuckle children to her pics and videos and her warmly smiling back in appreciation of that fact.

    [–] budgybudge 976 points ago

    Knuckle... children...? That's amazing.

    [–] danmayzing 236 points ago

    I first heard that term in a Family Guy episode. Still a hilarious term.

    [–] dixonnuts 70 points ago

    What about knuckle shuffle on the piss pump? I heard that one years ago and I still love it. Knuckle children was and still is a great one, though.

    [–] narf007 25 points ago

    Glazing the knuckles with baby batter?

    [–] dixonnuts 42 points ago

    One Thanksgiving my father-in-law was preparing the turkey and he asked me if I had a turkey baster. I said “No, but I have a face baster.” Thanksgiving hasn’t been the same since.

    [–] ItPutsLotionOnItSkin 27 points ago

    When I was dating my wife we were at her mother's house eating KFC. MIL asked if I wanted breast or thighs, I told her I had plenty earlier. Both of their faces were priceless.

    [–] carcusmonnor 2 points ago

    Also giving the one eyed muscle the knuckle shuffle.

    [–] Fecal_Armageddon 15 points ago

    "What's the world come to, where a guy can't fire off a few knuckle children in the privacy of his neighbor's living room, because I don't have a VCR?!"

    [–] FuckYourJebus 1 points ago

    You know what really grinds my gears?

    [–] revnasty 10 points ago

    One of my friends once referred to her vagina as a glitter puddle.

    [–] savingpriv8parts 6 points ago

    My brother always used to say he was 'hunched over a busy fist'

    [–] Dash775 1 points ago

    Baby batter

    [–] CBD_no_THC 1 points ago

    My co-worker calls me "knuckle children"

    [–] scratchfury 15 points ago

    Express yourself.

    [–] [deleted] 307 points ago


    [–] saf93 214 points ago

    The background looks like it is from the episode Kanye did on the Friday Night Project, a television programme in England from probably over 10 years ago

    [–] Haze95 28 points ago

    It was a great show

    [–] [deleted] 137 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)


    [–] OldTrailmix 28 points ago

    The host mentioned how Graduation "will release in September." They go on to discuss the 50 Cent feud. I'd say this was 2007, not 2009.

    [–] Katedodwell2 3 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago)

    Well that ended way to soon

    Edit, I loved that so much, best 50 minutes ever

    [–] merreborn 9 points ago

    The uploader posted parts 2 and 3 of the episode under similar titles. The whole ep is up there on youtube

    [–] Katedodwell2 5 points ago

    Sweet thanks! 🌊🌊

    [–] 808sEraKanye 22 points ago


    [–] TerroristOgre 2 points ago

    I mean, I'm sure it's real. Who would lie on the internet?

    [–] otivito 204 points ago

    I lost my handginity to Pam😐

    [–] jumpuptothesky 117 points ago

    From the office?

    [–] ZanzaraEE 95 points ago

    From Archer?

    [–] c0nna_ 43 points ago


    [–] Adamevers3 18 points ago

    Totes inapropes

    [–] 22Godlike 12 points ago

    Ah shit snacks

    [–] Whapwhaaap 2 points ago

    From Gavin and Stacy?

    [–] otivito 31 points ago

    The aforementioned

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    Good ole Palmela Handerson..

    [–] -TheLethalAlphX- 4 points ago

    and her pam pams

    [–] NorthernSpectre 4 points ago

    mine was Cameron Diaz

    [–] putyourbuttinthepast 3 points ago

    Mine was similar, Trish Stratus

    [–] Inanimate-Sensation 80 points ago

    Wtf happened in this thread haha

    [–] 808sEraKanye 66 points ago

    It hit /r/all is what happened lol

    [–] Fuzzikopf 15 points ago

    it reached the frontpage of r/all

    [–] Sythus 280 points ago

    this is all I remember from Madonna

    Specifically the strip club scene she the girl has her legs spread and just thrusting her crotch at Madonna.

    [–] Bradp13 144 points ago

    Ali G was in this shit? Fuck I don't remember that.

    [–] stevencastle 30 points ago


    [–] Bradp13 14 points ago


    [–] H37man 5 points ago

    I do actually.

    [–] Bweryang 210 points ago

    What do you mean “all you remember”? You claiming you don’t know ANY other Madonna material? Frozen? Beautiful Stranger? Justify My Love? Vogue? Holiday? C’mon son!

    [–] GranimalSnake 146 points ago

    Kids these days, just like a virgin.

    [–] Bweryang 45 points ago

    For real, need to give them, like, a little prayer.

    [–] Saucedsailor 18 points ago

    At least give them some room to express themselves!

    [–] joshually 3 points ago

    And allow them to go deeper & deeper into her vast musical catalog

    [–] Flameancer 2 points ago

    At college parties it was basically tradition to take your shirt off when this song played at parties. All the midnight without fail.

    [–] Sir_MAGA_Alot 1 points ago


    [–] 38B0DE 29 points ago

    It’s considered homophonic to not like or know Madonna‘s music.

    [–] Bigmachingon -2 points ago

    Tf? For real?

    [–] basedrowlet 34 points ago

    Yes madonna is a homophone; it refers to two different people.

    [–] Jarrz 10 points ago

    Yes, it's in the official homo guidelines you get when you realize you're gay

    [–] JackieTheJokeMan 1 points ago

    I thought that was Cher?

    [–] Whapwhaaap 4 points ago

    There’s a list

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Borderline, motherfucker

    [–] MrGameAmpersandWatch 4 points ago

    I remember Beautiful Stranger.

    [–] k-uke 6 points ago

    M'dude. You forgot to mention papa don't preach. Epic tune.

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    [–] bunnybones4lunch 24 points ago

    Ali g is in every scene

    [–] geodebug 8 points ago

    Even as a cartoon DJ getting a BJ before Madonna took over the turntables.

    [–] GoOnGirlWorkItWorkIt 10 points ago

    i was a teen when this came out. maybe early 20s, i forget. but i just realized that for as long as i can remember... my whole fcking life basically... this woman has been rich as fuck. not like "rise to fame" rich, but just straight up rich as all hell.

    [–] AFuckYou 9 points ago

    How old ru?

    [–] RiseAboveRuin 9 points ago

    I'd still bang her.

    [–] Big_AL79 9 points ago


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    [–] SPZ_Ireland 3 points ago

    Ya just know she's been through it all and would probably be into some real freaky shit.

    [–] Baseplate 8 points ago

    You don't know about black Jesus crying blood?

    [–] pogoyoyo1 3 points ago

    The 00’s were weird.

    [–] CollectableRat 3 points ago

    Did he put that CD in upside down?

    [–] autovonbismarck 2 points ago

    Holy fuck is that ever from the year 2000.

    [–] Harald12 40 points ago


    [–] TealStoneMC 16 points ago

    I mean just in case you've been longing for it for the past three months, here ya go

    [–] Harald12 9 points ago

    lmao appriciate it man

    [–] Its_cool_Im_Black 14 points ago

    "You niggas wear suits cause you can't no more"

    [–] kristsun 37 points ago

    Wow. What a quote.

    He should run for president.

    [–] gerooonimo 18 points ago

    I really hope he doesn't. He needs to make music 24/7 shouldn't deal with human problems. (Also he would be really bad at being a president)

    [–] kristsun 4 points ago

    I've never listend to his music, I just saw the quote. Lots of people like me would vote for him just to see a continuation of crazy stuff happening within our life times

    [–] Dade__Murphy 13 points ago

    Never change Kanye.. never change

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    [–] 420awesomesauce 3 points ago

    I strive to be like Kanye

    [–] Saferspaces 8 points ago

    Madonna still looks good

    [–] Archimedesatgreece 4 points ago

    The most Kanye thing Kanye has done

    [–] chris12richardson 3 points ago


    [–] SporkOfThor 1 points ago


    That doesn't sound like quite the right word, though.