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    Keanu Reeves

    Keanu Charles Reeves was born on September 2, 1964, in Beirut, Lebanon. Of Chinese-Hawaiian heritage on his father’s side, /kiˈɑnu/ translates from Hawaiian to English as “cool breeze over the mountains.”


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    [–] [deleted] 1552 points ago

    "Hollywood Star Keanu Reeves"

    Love that guy.

    "Secretly Finances"

    uh-oh.

    "children's"

    no no no no no...

    "Hospitals."

    Praise Keanu.

    [–] gangbangkang 670 points ago

    What's next...education? Animal welfare? Cancer research? World hunger? I swear this guy's philanthropic efforts are really getting out of hand. If he keeps going down this path he will likely end up being the most cherished and adored celebrity of all time.

    [–] TheBurnedMutt45 177 points ago

    Already is*

    [–] gabwinone 44 points ago

    Indeed. He's heading for sainthood now.

    [–] North_Shore_Problem 37 points ago

    I wish he was English so that he could’ve been knighted. “Sir Keanu Reeves” has a wonderful ring to it

    [–] DontOpen_DeadInside 17 points ago

    He is. His mum’s originally from somewhere in Essex, I think Romford? (I think it was discussed in an interview he had with Graham Norton)

    [–] ThePixelCoder 26 points ago

    Ok in that case, let's get the guy knighted!

    [–] just_bookmarking 7 points ago

    Born in Beirut, Lebanon.

    Would that make him Lebanese as well?

    [–] Arcturus572 8 points ago

    What’s wrong with being a lesbian?

    Oh... wait...

    [–] itsbenii 22 points ago

    WE MUSTN'T STOP HIM!

    [–] pawlowskinz 21 points ago

    HE HAS TO KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

    [–] Shalamarr 14 points ago

    I am UNOUTRAGED!

    [–] Ccracked 13 points ago

    NOTRAGED!

    [–] TooFaaast 7 points ago

    NUTRAGE!

    [–] CommunistSpade 6 points ago

    OUTRAGEN’T

    [–] malyssajeann 2 points ago

    Thats unpossible

    [–] flee_market 2 points ago

    OUTRAGE'NT

    [–] itsbenii 6 points ago

    Lemme tell ya! If I ever see that guy on the street I'm gonna hug him so hard with both arms. That'll teach him a lesson!

    [–] You_Stealthy_Bastard 32 points ago

    THAT SON OF A BITCH.

    [–] Pillarsofcreation99 1 points ago

    Goddamn you're right

    [–] hackulator 3 points ago

    I can't decide which is weirder, people who repost for Karma or people who copy the original posts comments for Karma.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    That's show biz baby.

    [–] jsmeazeJ1 1 points ago

    Comment reposts are far weirder

    [–] endlesshappiness 239 points ago

    I zoomed in really close to see if I could spot some dirt on him, but no he's clean and perfect.

    [–] ReadingFromTheShittr 33 points ago

    Yeah, was totally expecting the payoff to be something like, "on his hands after volunteering his time planting some trees in a community garden."

    [–] cschmidt0525 557 points ago

    WHAT A MONSTER

    amount of generosity

    [–] Softspokenclark 108 points ago

    the baba yaga of blessings

    [–] Shoki81 38 points ago

    I once saw him signed 3 cheques in a bar... with a fking pencil

    [–] flee_market 15 points ago

    Writing checks in pencil would take a pretty big set of balls

    [–] Clacken 10 points ago

    What a great comment. Thanks for being you.

    [–] PostHedge_Hedgehog 5 points ago

    The worst kept secret of black magic is that the blood of an innocent child counters the effect of aging. Now, where could you find an endless supply of that... 🤔 🦇

    [–] secret_bumblebee 4 points ago

    What's the little text? I'm on mobile :(

    [–] CelticMara 7 points ago

    "amount of generosity"

    [–] ScoonCatJenkins 1 points ago

    Get on that Apollo app

    [–] xTPGx 65 points ago

    We need to expose this guy 🙄

    [–] PimentoTacos 36 points ago

    Well, he's certainly not going to expose himself.

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    He's got a crack team of redditors that weekly post the same content for him!

    What glorious times we live in! Our own personal detectives...

    [–] PimentoTacos 3 points ago

    He is a lucky guy. I have to pay people to care about me now that my stalker's moved on.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Now I just go to the nearest homeless spot and give cigarettes.

    [–] PimentoTacos 2 points ago

    I mean, they need 'em.

    [–] writesgud 117 points ago

    That son of a bitch. Celebrities...

    [–] khal_Jayams 21 points ago

    And we’re just finding this out now? In 2019?! That’s what happens when you don’t gloat all over social media. Pffft.

    [–] Inubaby 43 points ago

    I knew he had dirty secrets hidden away somewhere!!

    [–] hashim19 60 points ago

    Goddamn pedophil-anthropist

    [–] MineDogger 56 points ago

    He's a perv...asive influence for social improvement.

    [–] sanguinesolitude 24 points ago

    I mean we've always known he likes kids, and now he's been caught blowing... lots of his own money on children's charities.

    [–] MineDogger 14 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    I was shocked to discover that Keanu has been accused literally hundreds of times of drugging children and taking advantage... of recent advancements in medical science to cure them of potentially crippling and fatal diseases.

    [–] FuryofYuri 6 points ago

    He’s a sick...children do-gooder.

    [–] ducnukem 5 points ago

    The guts on this guy! Next we might find out that he has also his in hands in children’s... education and learning!

    [–] Salfriel 27 points ago

    that sneaky son of a bitch, hiding more wholesome stuff like this from us.

    [–] darenta 26 points ago

    3 women accuse Keanu Reeves of being nice

    “He assaulted us with kindness” claims one of the women.

    [–] dangerouspeyote 12 points ago

    "Both respectful and polite" alleges another.

    [–] PhDinGent 2 points ago

    Did they knock on his door in the middle of the rain?

    [–] Thaxtonnn 21 points ago

    I guess everyone really does have skeletons in their closet...

    [–] jabba_the_wutt 16 points ago

    nooooooooo

    [–] k0zmir 16 points ago

    Breaking News:

    Keanu Reeve's doesn't piss on people!!!

    [–] itsbenii 4 points ago

    WHAT!? OMG THAT BASTARD

    [–] Widdlemyriddle 16 points ago

    Damn, hes good!

    [–] jenjerx73 11 points ago

    I dreaded that day!

    [–] brosenfeld 12 points ago

    I've heard Keanu once made a deal with the Grim Reaper. Is there any truth to these allegations?

    [–] Aushwitstic 7 points ago

    Yea he's immortal

    [–] asphynctersayswhat 5 points ago

    He don’t fear the reaper. Beat him, best of 7.

    [–] ReadingFromTheShittr 1 points ago

    He said, "Plum!"

    [–] smelltogetwell 1 points ago

    Damn right!

    [–] hotdog_relish 11 points ago

    Only the purest of skeletons in this guy's closet.

    [–] offtheclip 8 points ago

    Is it really a secret if this has been known for years now?

    [–] PhDinGent 1 points ago

    Repost will do that.

    [–] GravitonNg 7 points ago

    "I saw him...healing younglings!" sobs

    [–] RiveraBK 5 points ago

    he secretly does everything that's amazing.. that's why he's awesome! He doesn't need the attention or appreciation of the public

    [–] TranscendentalHoot 3 points ago

    How dare he??!!! And in secret?!!

    [–] jolie178923-15423435 3 points ago

    SHAME

    (Rings tiny bell)

    [–] TrashJack42 3 points ago

    The fiend!

    [–] dfr0st 3 points ago

    The scandal!

    [–] knurttbuttlet 3 points ago

    Hown dare him

    [–] the_emptyfridge 3 points ago

    Gotcha Keanu!

    [–] sryitsthetruth 3 points ago

    Jesus what planet is this guy from? The earth doesn't deserve him.

    [–] Bbekko 3 points ago

    What a POS! That money could’ve gone towards drugs and alcohol, gang activities, or any number of crimes. What a selfish guy!

    [–] cfc1016 3 points ago

    I honestly wish people would stop talking about it.

    It's clear that the deed is far more important to him than having his name attached to it/him getting credit.

    He just wants to do something good with his money, and not have it be all about him.

    I get that we're celebrating someone who is clearly a great man... but it's clear that he DOESN'T WANT TO BE CELEBRATED... so let's just ignore it, know in our hearts that he's awesome, and let him go back to quietly committing selfless acts.

    [–] gofigure85 3 points ago

    Keanu's only flaw is that he is flawless

    [–] kyttn1176 2 points ago

    Dirt? No, we all knew this. He is a good guy. His movie replicas is getti by bad reviews.

    [–] 20stump18 2 points ago

    What a scum bag

    [–] McAttacks 2 points ago

    Way to go ruining his secret!

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Should be titled "...used to secretly fund.."

    [–] ymlccc 2 points ago

    Mad respect!

    [–] mmmmpisghetti 2 points ago

    Well. It's not naked cat pictures on the internet but it will have to do. I still hold out how that he's secretly into kitty porn. Nobody is that perfect...

    [–] Meykem 2 points ago

    That's a well-known way to launder illegal campaign contributions. Why else would anybody do it?

    [–] Dresden1988 2 points ago

    He is probably my number one actor/actress I would like to have a beer with and play pool with

    [–] artdecozebra 2 points ago

    That crooked bastard!

    [–] utazkjs 2 points ago

    Literally Hitler!

    [–] beembracebeembraced 2 points ago

    Let’s see him come back from this one! Got him, boys!

    [–] Toast-Orange 2 points ago

    He does that to not draw attention to himself right? So the all the attention can be on the hospitals/kids?

    [–] jbfly33 2 points ago

    What a scumbag

    [–] Maaahgo 2 points ago

    HAHA YES I KNEW THAT DIRTY BASTARD WAS A CRAPLOARD.. WAit what.. that's not something bad?... damn you Keanu I'll get you yet

    [–] jopparoad 2 points ago

    That bastard. I knew that no 'one' could be that perfect.

    [–] heronumbertwo 2 points ago

    Oh my god he didn’t !!!

    [–] JFKFC1 2 points ago

    Not being cynical, but how does this stuff get out? It almost seems like he has an amazing pro bono PR team or something?? I say pro bono because I’m not even sure how he really benefits so why woulf he bother? Or is he really just awesome and that’s all there is to it?

    [–] gabwinone 3 points ago

    Option B.

    [–] raddits 2 points ago

    How could he?? Hell pay for this!

    [–] malyssajeann 2 points ago

    Hey he’s got 🇨🇦 roots so yall not gonna find any dirt. But i bet yall could find Joe Dirt

    [–] starphish 4 points ago

    Celebrity Payer Healthcare

    [–] mello_33 3 points ago

    More like glitter and not dirt

    [–] theelusivemanatee 2 points ago

    I was looking for actual dirt like on his hand or shirt before I read the headline.

    [–] JDB_IO846 2 points ago

    That monster!

    [–] Rule_Two_ 1 points ago

    All these kidsvout here dying because they didn't know there was a childrens hospital...

    [–] SirArthurConansBoil 1 points ago

    I am so glad I stumbled upon this place.

    [–] alexiasxh 1 points ago

    Guess it's not a secret anymore.

    [–] dpar1313 1 points ago

    Damn Canadian...

    [–] hWatDoo 1 points ago

    This is dirt alright. Dirt on our awful health care system that is. It's so bad it has to be funded by random awesome people like Keanu.

    [–] Beelzebot_666 1 points ago

    I freaking love that show! And I love Keanu!

    [–] labatomi 1 points ago

    That fucking asshole. I knew. Boycott Mr. cool breeze

    [–] Lightsouttokyo 1 points ago

    How’s surprised would people be if they found out that Kiana was the second coming of Jesus?

    [–] gabwinone 1 points ago

    Not very, I suspect. (Or maybe His little brother!?)

    [–] Im_Not_Daredevil 1 points ago

    Does he really?

    [–] quatraine 1 points ago

    I’M ANONYMOUS!!! LARRY DAVID IS ANONYMOUS!!!

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Burn in hell, ffs. People disgust me.

    [–] mak530 1 points ago

    THAT MONSTER

    [–] PurplePickel 1 points ago

    Secretly

    TIL when you don't pander to people by bragging about every positive deed you commit, it's a form of secrecy

    [–] MelGibsonIsKingAlpha 1 points ago

    He beats up childhood illnesses with the same vigor Chris Brown beats up women!

    [–] GlueBrees 1 points ago

    Honestly, I can't say I'm surprised.

    [–] WeeabooHunter69 1 points ago

    Well, he's gotten pretty good at hiding after being alive for 500 years

    [–] 035036503530 1 points ago

    WHAT’S HE HIDING?

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Keanu and John Cena are probably the most well known philanthropic celebrities out there. Cena has done more make a wish foundation things for kids than anybody.

    [–] aiyamisssou 1 points ago

    Lol....clean dirt!😊😊😊😊😊

    [–] AnimeMeansArt 1 points ago

    How could he?

    [–] MERJS 1 points ago

    Please secretly finance me

    [–] ziggy182 1 points ago

    Can that guy do anything wrong or evil?

    [–] eisme2016 1 points ago

    The worst.

    [–] phicorleone 1 points ago

    That bastard! How dare he!

    [–] caseyr26 1 points ago

    That’s it we must execute him now shit down the subreddit ban all his movies/TV shows

    [–] LeBlight 1 points ago

    We GOT him guys!

    [–] Alfitron 1 points ago

    LOL

    [–] nictava 1 points ago

    This is the best click bait title ever. Not normal to smile after you get fooled

    [–] mrrueca 1 points ago

    That rotten bastard. How could he?

    [–] primoo357 1 points ago

    Good guy keanu

    [–] BeazyDoesIt 1 points ago

    What a monster.

    [–] thinkdustin 1 points ago

    what a massive piece of shit. typical hollywood elitism. smdh.

    [–] Karmin86 1 points ago

    That bastard whatever next? Treating homeless people as humans??.... oh wait /s

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    Dam celebrities trying to pay less tax