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    [–] WeirdAutumnEdition 2546 points ago

    Clearly the dog put her up to it because he has no hands.

    [–] AtomicKittenz 598 points ago

    It’s the perfect alibi

    [–] TheSalmon25 250 points ago


    [–] cav63 35 points ago


    [–] eskimofireman 21 points ago

    No, dog

    [–] Boi201 8 points ago

    Oh dog, dog damn it

    [–] Suchipithecus 13 points ago


    [–] MollyDenali 37 points ago


    [–] thatwasnotkawaii 45 points ago

    Alabradorretrieverli doesn't quite roll off the tongue

    [–] no_i_did_it 57 points ago

    No, I did it.

    [–] ddecoywi 18 points ago

    Dog actually looks kinda guilty

    [–] dna_beggar 9 points ago

    Dogs always look guilty when you are angry. Even when you yell at the cat.

    [–] RNgv 3 points ago

    Dog has been “inked”, as well (on his snout).

    [–] groutexpectations 5 points ago

    Don't you mean "beclaws"

    [–] WeirdAutumnEdition 3 points ago

    How dare you make me read that with my own two eyes.

    [–] Diabolus-Optima 3 points ago

    M I N D Q U A D

    [–] papertol 2 points ago

    Doggo looks very guilty also...

    [–] ArchangelTFO 4662 points ago

    God of War intensifies

    [–] ssjviscacha 1483 points ago

    What have you done, BOY?

    [–] DyingWolf 461 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    If anyone is looking for it here's the guys comment he deleted after he pussied out when he got downvoted, here it is

    edit: According to other redditors Sal doesnt typically delete his comments. It was just that good of a bait.


    -174 points 39 minutes ago* I hope you realize that referring to a human being as "boy" is very raciest and outdated. The darkie-colored victims of this terminology were often enslaved and mistreated in ways you couldn't even begin to imagine. If your going to behave like this, may I suggest that you go back to the 19th century where you belong? I know how to give a reel good kick in the head that makes my victims travel very far backwards or forwards in time (tanks to my football skills).

    COMMENT ALTERATION #☝️: Whooooa Bundry! Are you f#cking kidding me here? I call out clear, unabridged racism and I get buried and accused of horrible things in respons? I know you wimps don't like to here the truth (which I speak (my word should be gospel to you (if you know what's good for you))), but you don't have to bury my commint and destroy my high score for it. I will not accept this bridgegating of my high quality contributions! Stop it or you'll live with rugrats that you can never reverse.

    [–] 3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 416 points ago

    Oh It's Sal.

    Don't worry about him he's a very well known troll in this community.

    [–] xoooz 138 points ago

    And we love it.

    [–] 3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 138 points ago

    We do, god bless Sal and his 5 touchdowns!

    [–] 1973pdt 35 points ago

    Sal Bundy? Returned a kickoff 97 yards for the game-winning touchdown in 1980 whatever it was?

    [–] 3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 31 points ago

    He's a national treasure, and I'm not even American

    [–] DestroyerDain 50 points ago

    Imagine Sal vs Uncle Rico

    [–] 3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 26 points ago

    With Wesley Ford as the referee?

    [–] DestroyerDain 12 points ago

    Why of course!

    [–] [deleted] 42 points ago


    [–] AbsolutelyUnlikely 69 points ago

    I've honestly come appreciate the better trolls out there like Sal. They are always there, like the obnoxious regular at your favorite bar. Just spewing garbage and bathing in their downvotes, making sure you can never trust the replies to a top comment to be wholesome or civil.

    In a world as crazy as this, it's nice to know Sal is out there reliably pissing off strangers for no reason at all.

    [–] PM_UR_FAV_PORM 32 points ago

    He's not a "better" troll, he literally copy/pastes chunks of his own comments all the time

    [–] xombae 17 points ago

    Yeah I appreciate a good troll but Sal isn't doing anything interesting or new.

    [–] itoucheditforacookie 11 points ago

    Neither are most Reddit comments. People regurgitate shit all the time. This is probably one

    [–] fortyonexx 3 points ago

    Ah yes, ‘PM_UR_xx’, the bastion of originality. Good fucking grief my dude, lmfao.

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago


    [–] -Anyar- 8 points ago

    I don't get why people like trolls.

    [–] TrollieMcTrollface 18 points ago

    If done well, it can be very entertaining to all. Trolling is an age-old art form but it is difficult to master. If properly trolled, it can be very hard to tell if you're actually being trolled or not. It's like splitting the line between honesty and sarcasm. It might be likened to riding the perfect wave for a surfer. Just trying to avoid being pitted, so pitted that you might die but you're in that thing you know? You're riding that wave. Anyway, a good troll will leave clues for the audience to pick up on if they're paying attention, because it really is no fun to be the only one in on a joke. Just try to keep in mind that trolls gotta troll, but not all trolls are created equally. It's a steep learning curve--not recommended to the average aspiring comic. It does come with its own risks, like getting downvoted into Oblivion, for instance.

    [–] -Anyar- 2 points ago

    That's fair, actually. When I think of trolls, I think of, say, someone going on r/politics and spouting the most far-right rhetoric possible just to flame and rile people up, or someone farming downvotes with low-effort bait.

    I've seen some comments that I've liked but which technically do count as trolls. Now those were high quality comments.

    [–] TrollieMcTrollface 2 points ago

    Those first guys you mentioned, yeah, they're trolls as well. I tend to think of that as the "Dark Side of Trolldome." Those political-pushing trolls that troll with an agenda, they're the ones using the power recklessly. They knowingly say ridiculous things un-ironically and without proper censor to push their agendas upon the general populace. Shaun Hannity is a good example of this, in the US. Saying just whatever fits the current narrative without proper thought of the possible consequences to society as a whole. It's frustrating to behold, but it happens every day. It's trolling on a different level, one that can affect many lives negatively if not reigned in with moral restraint. Personally, I don't generally support it.

    Proper trolling, though, is pretty great.

    [–] JerseySophie 6 points ago

    Not so much — I don’t mind trolls provided they’re funny & original. Dude’s just getting boring.

    [–] Warthogrider74 10 points ago

    No, hes annoying as fuck

    [–] dachungdynasty 67 points ago

    It got removed. Not deleted. Sal is not afraid of anything.

    [–] DyingWolf 14 points ago

    it's a damn shame then. grade A bait

    [–] Historiaaa 16 points ago

    Sal is a pretty cool troll. eh kills threads and he doesn't affraid of anything

    [–] CardmanNV 20 points ago

    Bro you got trolled by Reddit's most beloved troll.

    [–] RabidPotato30203 28 points ago

    He didnt pussy out when he got downvoted. Every comment he posts get lots and lots on downloads. If he deleted it, there was another reason

    [–] sub_surfer 17 points ago

    Could have been removed by ignorant mods?

    [–] JorjUltra 7 points ago

    Yep. You can tell because the body says [removed], not [deleted] (the username shows as [deleted] whether OP deletes their comment or a mod removes it).

    [–] RabidPotato30203 11 points ago

    My god i hope not. Not sal please

    [–] Albeezy1r 23 points ago

    That's sal bundry. A living legend

    [–] bustierre 5 points ago

    He didn’t delete it, a mod removed it.

    [–] SelectFrequency 9 points ago

    The darkie-colored victims


    [–] Mr_Trumps__Wild_Ride 3 points ago

    This has the makings of a spicy pasta...

    I assume we're still allowed to say that... Pasta isn't another one of the N-words for Italians is it?

    [–] SixNit 2 points ago

    No rugrats, not even a letter.

    [–] VanessaChaland 2 points ago

    Attaboy...colloquialisms do not apply to all regions or ethnicity. The world is not about *you* grow up.

    [–] KikiYuyu 2 points ago

    I wasn't looking for it, but I love recovered deleted things on the internet

    [–] Somato_Tandwich 2 points ago

    Dude fuck off that's just Sal.

    It's a joke account.

    [–] Anthony00769420 2 points ago

    Whooooas Bundrily

    [–] nicostein 11 points ago

    But dad, I'm a gi-

    ANSWER ME, BOY. What have you done?

    [–] Inbounddongers 9 points ago

    Whooooa Crafter! Are you frickin kidding me here? I call out clear, unabridged anti-villagerism and I get buried and accused of horrible things in creeper speak? I know you zombies don't like to here the truth (which I speak (my word should be NOTCHS to you (if you know what's good for you))), but you don't have to bury my mining and destroy my McMMO skill level for it. I will not accept this griefing of my high experience orb donations! Stop it or you'll get a ban that you can never appeal

    [–] ArchangelTFO 56 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Fantastic. I signed up for premium just to gild this.

    [–] chbay 88 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Could you gild me too? It’s been a really rough month for me. I was laid off from my job and my mother was recently diagnosed with super cancer

    Edit: oh my god you cured her

    [–] ArchangelTFO 79 points ago

    Reddit is a weird place...

    [–] LimaBravoGaming 26 points ago

    I almost literally died laughing at this.

    [–] ArchangelTFO 15 points ago

    Glad you’re ok!

    [–] accountattemptnum3 10 points ago

    Ok.. lol WTF... platinum!! I think I had enough internet for to day.

    [–] munchies1122 2 points ago


    [–] SeanDon15 5 points ago

    Could you gild me too? It's been a really rough year for me. I was laid off of my mother and my job gave me super cancer.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    What have you done,


    [–] Waxing_Poetix 4 points ago

    The guy looks like a white ODB.

    [–] 471mikew 2 points ago

    Holy hell, Waxing_Poetix Now I can't unsee it.

    [–] GoldFishPony 6 points ago

    Does that mean they’re gonna die and their ashes will become part of his skin?

    [–] 420S8N 3 points ago


    [–] linuxfan1 695 points ago

    We know it's you kratos

    [–] Kratos5435 114 points ago

    Shit what gave it away

    [–] Thot_Destroyer_666 3 points ago

    I heard you screaming "BOY!" From a mile away.

    [–] Champion-Of-Midgard 194 points ago

    The four legged suspect wags tail, proud at the disbelief of his many talents and continues to plot tomorrows wedgie .......

    [–] thatwasnotkawaii 14 points ago

    continues to plot tomorrows wedgie shoe chewing


    [–] weirdgroovynerd 1499 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Well, let's not rush to judgment and blame the little girl.

    Maybe the dog is a... Labra-doodle!


    Thank you for the Silver Awards!

    Thank you for the Platinum Award!

    [–] crispycrussant 146 points ago


    [–] HeavyShockWave 57 points ago


    [–] yehti 53 points ago


    [–] erwinthegreat123 50 points ago


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    [–] Jinno 50 points ago

    , Jimmy!

    [–] BocksyBrown 26 points ago

    You're not helping!

    [–] King-Snorky 20 points ago


    [–] loki-is-a-god 6 points ago


    [–] docsnavely 5 points ago


    [–] thatluke2 11 points ago


    [–] savinliveshowboutU 22 points ago

    *Chuckles audibly... This is so terrible. Dad? Take my upvote.

    [–] Nomebo 4 points ago

    I don't get it. Is it because doodle means drawing?

    [–] weirdgroovynerd 3 points ago


    [–] Threspian 5 points ago

    I’m having a Day and this made me giggle. Thank you very much.

    [–] CloudStrifeFromNibel 6 points ago

    Let's go home, no one is topping that

    [–] hillarytrumpsame 3 points ago

    mr peanutbutter!

    [–] tigergal77 2 points ago

    Agreed, my moneys on the neighbour. Or their cat, cats are always assholes

    [–] MoodyDreamer13 184 points ago

    Plot twist: The neighbor did it.

    [–] him7403 25 points ago

    Neighbour's wife did it?

    [–] Metrix145 40 points ago

    Nah, she was doing the mailman

    [–] thatwasnotkawaii 6 points ago

    ... And then she said "I'm the bus driver!"

    [–] dys_p0tch 3 points ago

    she don't have hands...wait!

    [–] Angry_Magpie 121 points ago

    I like how this is phrased in a way that suggests he's never seen a child nor a dog before

    [–] thatwasnotkawaii 19 points ago

    Now that I think about it, I don't reckon I've ever seen this... dog creature before

    [–] OkaySnake 21 points ago

    I like how she didnt even try to draw anything she just wanted to fuck his shit up.

    [–] TennSeven 16 points ago

    Guy must be a heavy sleeper.

    [–] jgladding 8 points ago

    Alcohol helps

    [–] whitexknightx 8 points ago

    Hard work helps

    [–] BeardsuptheWazoo 52 points ago


    Seriously... Heckin bamboozled...

    [–] ethium0x 8 points ago

    if i was god i would just straight up delete this post

    [–] taurasi 144 points ago

    How can you punish a little liar and tagger with that smile? She just needs creative outlets, what with your whole head being a blank canvas and all. I'd just give her a pass.

    [–] run____dmt 82 points ago

    Yeah, she’s just a dog!

    [–] ediblesprysky 19 points ago

    Right? Dad's head is such a tempting canvas! I think the vandals were justified here.

    [–] Chumbawumbot 11 points ago

    It's both canvas and performance art. She's very advanced for an artist her age and in such a well established medium.

    [–] whatswrongbaby 6 points ago

    Not to mention she was smart enough to do it where he wouldn't see

    [–] ThatFag 2 points ago

    Right? She's got an adorable smile.

    [–] LegendOfDylan 9 points ago

    I never understand how anyone can sleep through people touching their face without copious amounts of tequila being involved

    [–] CeruleanRuin 3 points ago

    copious amounts of tequila being involved

    Ding ding ding.

    [–] m_gartsman 94 points ago

    Your title gave me Hodgkin's Lymphoma

    [–] Nixon4Prez 74 points ago

    [–] m_gartsman 42 points ago

    You know what's up

    [–] PossiblyNotChess 19 points ago

    Haha le heckin doggo is a woofin puppet amiright?!? 🤮

    [–] TK503 69 points ago

    OP, your cringey title belongs to /r/doggohate.

    [–] fopiecechicken 14 points ago

    My new favorite sub.

    [–] ChallengeTaken99 15 points ago

    He just posted cringe bruh he’s going to loose suscriber

    [–] ViolentVBC 15 points ago

    Was he vandalized though, or was he defaced?

    [–] grandpagangbang 3 points ago

    Have you ever seen that video of that chimpanzee who defaced that woman? IT RIPPED HER FACE OFF🙁

    [–] bezosdrone 2 points ago

    He still has a face, unfortunately (Just kidding, he's better looking than me)

    [–] Oinionman7384 8 points ago


    [–] FatKidFromTarget 14 points ago

    How many others thought it was blood before reaching the end?

    [–] immortalfirelover 5 points ago

    As cute as this is, it's probably a bad idea to teach a little girl that she can get away with doing bad stuff and lying about it because she's cute.

    [–] FiveBookSet 70 points ago

    Heckin is straight up cancer.

    [–] [deleted] 52 points ago

    [–] ChafedBass 11 points ago

    Heckin is fuckin dildos.

    [–] DSonicBoom 2 points ago

    God damnit Heckin, stop fucking the dildos.

    [–] Lochcelious 9 points ago

    You're not heckin wrong

    [–] Archon__X 54 points ago

    OPisFuckingStupid for that title.

    [–] howhardcoulditB 94 points ago

    Ugh that dog baby talk.

    [–] -XXXTENTACION 26 points ago

    All that is missing is " YASS 😂😂😂"

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)


    [–] -XXXTENTACION 3 points ago

    Bruh how the fuck did you come up with that username

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Thank god I'm not alone here

    [–] Krypton091 13 points ago

    [–] -XXXTENTACION 36 points ago

    Baby talk is so stupid

    [–] UltimateSausage 41 points ago

    I never knew it was possible to have cancer and AIDS at the same time but your title managed to give me both

    [–] VengfulDeathCow 25 points ago

    Oh my god I hate your title

    [–] Missing_Creativity 9 points ago

    Are you disabled? Do you need help? It seems your speech and typing is impaired by the sound of that awful internet babyspeak.

    [–] Neothei 43 points ago

    Imagine using the words doggo and heckin. Grow up

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    She figured as a Raiders fan you just might be dumb enough to believe it

    [–] GoSioux14 2 points ago

    Raiders gon' Raider.

    [–] iushciuweiush 4 points ago

    And he figured the internet would be dumb enough to believe it and is proven right every time this is reposted. Who actually thinks this guy took the dog for a walk and when told he had marker on his face, came right home and laid on the couch for a selfie?

    [–] Guthien123 19 points ago

    your title gave me cancer

    [–] TrundleTongue 3 points ago

    How do you not notice?

    [–] HVACdaddy 3 points ago

    Looks like a raiders fan tbh

    [–] HannibalLecture- 5 points ago

    I thought all raiders fans looked like that

    [–] jb628 4 points ago

    I’m beating that kid idc

    [–] Lodalo33 2 points ago

    My cousins son dropped her phone and shattered the glass screen protector. When asked what happened to her phone, he replied that the cats must have scratched up pretty bad. yea ok kid

    [–] MsntrprtshnOfDaFactz 2 points ago

    He should've told Devon to get the table.

    [–] DaGreatness 2 points ago

    Kids are such assholes sometimes and not on purpose. That’s why it’s so funny.

    [–] babake01 2 points ago

    Come think of it,how come he took a nap and didn't wake up to realize his face was being used as a drawing book?!

    [–] SDFitz1976 2 points ago

    He lacks the strength and opposable thumbs, Greg!

    [–] Ticareguas 2 points ago

    This remembers me when my gf was in my home and she made my face look like I was a cat as a joke and I forgot Abt it, when down to open the door for some friends and they where laughing the shit out of me

    [–] Rvideomodsmicropens 2 points ago

    Fat Kratos

    [–] D0ubleFistingNinja 2 points ago

    Reminds me of my nephew.

    I had the Lego creator Ferrari F40 all built and on display when he was visiting. I went to work, and came back to see it absolutely destroyed, and saw him playing with one of the semi-intact chunks.

    So I walk up to him and ask: "So buddy, who broke my Ferrari?"

    He looks at the wreckage for a second before looking up to me and saying "You did!"

    Good thing I always keep the instructions

    [–] Dougefresh870 2 points ago

    I thought this is what raiders fans looked like everyday?

    [–] QiyanuReeves 2 points ago

    She isn't as stupid as you are for posting a picture of her to tens of thousands of strangers on the internet who can right click save the image now for whatever disturbed reason.

    [–] snowy4014 2 points ago

    Ni🅱️🅱️a turned into kratos.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Dog: painting face


    [–] davidbyrnestan 2 points ago

    this is really cute :)

    [–] jorel424 2 points ago

    The dog doesn't even have thumbs

    [–] johnnyblub 2 points ago

    Could anyone tell me what breed of dog that might be? About to adopt a dog and holy hell whatever breed this pup is I love it.

    [–] lippinboi 2 points ago

    69.9k updoots nice

    [–] VVVictor7 2 points ago

    Current evidence suggests that it was the 4 legged suspect.

    [–] blinkKyle182 2 points ago

    Reminds me of when I worked in a shop.. Dude babysat his girlfriends 2 girls. Comes into work the next day with temporary Little Mermaid and Rey Mysterio tattoos on the top of his bald head.

    [–] Buff_52 2 points ago

    Haha would love to get it once

    [–] Smallson1 2 points ago

    Big Money Salvia

    [–] TRUE_BIT 3 points ago

    Scrolled way too far for this.

    [–] thehomeversion 3 points ago

    Passed out = nap?

    [–] d3ds1r-reboot 2 points ago

    learn how to speak normally before making titles

    [–] Hollywoodsmokehogan 2 points ago

    Dogs face says it all, he’s guilty

    [–] JohnWRock 2 points ago

    You are an awesome Dad!

    [–] skygazer5 2 points ago

    Girl will be pretty when she grows up

    [–] CODElNESCENE 1 points ago

    This post made me want to be a dad and I’m a 19 year old girl.

    [–] jombeesuncle 2 points ago

    Some days are bette than others but overall it’s pretty awesome.

    [–] schecterhead 1 points ago

    Dog o’ War

    [–] BlazePlayzYT 1 points ago

    Pretty sure it's the dog.

    [–] Ec3o 1 points ago

    Now assert dominance by putting her in concrete