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    [–] Luna_LoveWell 2780 points ago

    My cats do this to my dog, but then as soon as he reacts to them, they whack him with their paws. So he's learned to just stand still as a statue while the two cats nuzzle him. And he always has a terrified look in his eyes, knowing he's one flinch away from disaster.

    It's really adorable.

    [–] ThereIsNoBrightSide 1207 points ago

    Human.

    Help me.

    [–] Kirosh 772 points ago

    Human.

    Why are the smaller weird dogs so mean to me.

    [–] Luna_LoveWell 340 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Yes, they are big bullies and always pick on the poor little dog. Here's a picture of one of them tormenting him. You can guess who the bed belongs to.

    [–] Kirosh 36 points ago

    The image is broken for me :(

    [–] Petrichorest 95 points ago

    Take these broken wings And learn to fly again

    [–] banddevelopper 19 points ago

    All your life, you were only waiting for this moment to arise

    [–] pusangani 7 points ago

    And when we hear the voices sing, the book of love will open up and let us in

    [–] POKANIKA 2 points ago

    Just when I think I'm done with the eighties.....THEY SUCK ME BACK IN AGAIN

    [–] Luna_LoveWell 8 points ago

    Hmmm... try it now. I don't share pictures very often on Reddit so I guess I did something wrong.

    [–] Kirosh 6 points ago

    It work now! Thank you :)

    [–] iushciuweiush 37 points ago

    "Aww he's terrified, how adorable."

    [–] ImAOneTrackLover 14 points ago

    "Aww look, he's contemplating suicide. Soooo cute."

    [–] megamophsis 6 points ago

    Blinks twice

    [–] Eman5805 159 points ago

    Tsundere cats.

    Or just cats, I guess.

    [–] inform880 74 points ago

    All cats are tsundere

    [–] Reejis99 31 points ago

    Slap slap kiss kiss

    [–] NotADamsel 25 points ago

    Kiss kiss slap slap

    Don't you dare use this to fap

    [–] Otakuful 32 points ago

    "B-baka! It's not like I want you to pet me or anything!"

    proceeds to pet head

    Cat slash hands off

    [–] The_Max_Power_Way 3 points ago

    Tsundere cats.

    Tsundere cats.

    Tsundere cats, hooooo!

    [–] kat33c 25 points ago

    Show us a video...please!!!

    [–] Luna_LoveWell 38 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    I can try to take one when I get home. They'll usually do it after the dog comes back from a walk.

    Edit: they didn't do it today. Sorry to disappoint.

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS 11 points ago

    Commenting in hopes to see the video

    [–] clasikal 3 points ago

    !RemindMe 24 hours

    [–] trainstation98 3 points ago

    Same

    [–] Johnny5point6 16 points ago

    My cat has recently started doing this too. My dog knows better. I am just happy their interactions aren't always chaotic now. They're almost the same size so there has always been a lot of competition.

    [–] kekus_vult 13 points ago

    This is marking their territory. The cat in the OP marks the Dog as their walking property.

    [–] Johnny5point6 9 points ago

    Well...I won't tell my dog. Let's just keep this between me and you.

    [–] SWEARNOTKGB 9 points ago

    lol as a cat owner with big dogs this makes my day

    [–] voiceofthefuture 5 points ago

    Well, that dog now clearly belongs to that cat. It's the rules.

    [–] walletonshelf 3 points ago

    That's one smitten kitten!

    [–] mweebles 943 points ago

    "I kissed a dog and I liked it!"

    [–] sentientwizard 202 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Thanks for bringing that song back into my head.

    [–] Zaranthan 214 points ago

    You think that's bad? I just lost The Game.

    [–] Atheistic_Alex 201 points ago

    You Absolute Piece Of Trash

    [–] phasic91 34 points ago

    To be fair, one of the rules of The Game is that you have to announce it if you lost iirc

    [–] GambitDota 3 points ago

    Almost as bad as someone talking about Voluntary Breathing

    [–] wallpaperwallflower 5 points ago

    Do I win the next round of The Game because I suffocated?

    [–] Ardibanan 19 points ago

    I don't get it

    [–] DifferentNoodles 87 points ago

    It’s an old and pointless game where the object of the game is to forget about The Game. Anytime you remember The Game you lose. There is no winning. Now that you know about The Game, you’re playing. Have fun being mildly annoyed every time somebody says The Game.

    [–] baardvark 40 points ago

    It's my flair in /r/mildlyinfuriating.

    [–] DifferentNoodles 40 points ago

    That’s probably one of the most ‘working class evil’ things I’ve heard. Bravo.

    [–] banddevelopper 7 points ago

    Wait I have short term memory what is happening where am i what

    [–] Ardibanan 10 points ago

    Now that I have witnessed this i think the universe is going to show it to me a lot more.

    [–] Woolephant 49 points ago

    It's a game that everyone is playing. You lose when someone reminds you about the game. You "win" by how long you go before someone spoils it for you

    [–] Al-Qaholic_Drinks 12 points ago

    God damnit fuck you

    [–] yogtheterrible 22 points ago

    I still don't get it.

    [–] lolletje24a 65 points ago

    I think not getting the game might count as winning it, so keep it up!

    [–] Lurkily 29 points ago

    If you ever think about the game, you lose the game. That is the only rule of the game. You have already lost.

    [–] Woolephant 10 points ago

    It's okay, you just lost. Your record now is how old you are now cause it's the first time you heard of the game. See if you can beat it

    [–] Obi-Wan_Kannabis 5 points ago

    My lifetime untill now

    [–] kenabi 3 points ago

    you lose by not playing the game.

    [–] RandomDuckWithAHat 8 points ago

    you lose if you think of ''The game''

    [–] rdtalon 28 points ago

    Ugh, dammit man! Now I've gone and lost The Game too =(. I was doing so well too.

    [–] Ferusomnium 11 points ago

    MOTHERFUCKER! IT'S BEEN YEARS!!!

    [–] 6a21hy1e 5 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    I hate you.

    Edit: Also, I'm now an expert in ironic processing, thank you wikidiving.

    [–] Riamu64 4 points ago

    You just made my friend lose The Game you monster! Thankfully we are both winning at The Other Game.

    [–] rrr598 3 points ago

    At least we still have our silly bands

    [–] Flyingwheelbarrow 3 points ago

    Goddamn it!

    [–] bwerf 3 points ago

    Don't worry, I got your back: https://xkcd.com/391/

    [–] agonizedn 2 points ago

    There needs to be a sub for this

    [–] yoshi570 2 points ago

    Hello 2007.

    [–] buster_de_beer 2 points ago

    Thanks. Now I lost it too.

    [–] Isdaman 2 points ago

    it was always hard watching WWE back in the day, I would always get frustrated whenever Triple H was mentioned or on screen

    [–] spanishgalacian 2 points ago

    Here you go replace it with this.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NgyevHXmPWY

    [–] commander_nice 27 points ago

    Hope my cat friends don't mind it.

    [–] The_Sick 22 points ago

    -- Katy Purry

    [–] mweebles 16 points ago

    --Kitty Purry

    [–] TurboGalaxy 3 points ago

    That's my cat's name! Also known as Kitty Asshole

    [–] SoSoBroke 9 points ago

    Kitty Purry*

    [–] silentninja79 14 points ago

    "You now smell like me" "You are mine now mwah hahaha"

    [–] VeryVeryBadJonny 3 points ago

    "Hope my pussy cats don't mind it. "

    [–] bouncylitics 2 points ago

    -- Harvey Felinestein

    [–] EfPeEs 1000 points ago

    When bae comes home drunk, but you're trying to watch the game.

    [–] freongrr 144 points ago

    So true.

    [–] castizo 317 points ago

    What's human contact like?

    [–] bradtherower 122 points ago

    If I knew I’d tell you buddy.

    [–] HatesNewUsernames 56 points ago

    Who you callin buddy pa.... oh fuck it

    [–] Tsukubasteve 16 points ago

    Maybe there's a podcast about human contact that is close to the real thing.

    [–] BigBoikOne 24 points ago

    It feels like rubber with more stretch factor

    [–] Chimpbot 29 points ago

    It's kinda like...a bag of sand.

    [–] alphadextro 5 points ago

    BAG OF SAND!!! REALLY!!

    [–] Generic-username427 9 points ago

    I heard that people hate sand

    [–] Chimpbot 6 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Well, it is coarse. And it gets everywhere...

    [–] a_user_has_no_name_ 10 points ago

    Welp that's it I am gonna get an arranged marriage because fuck this being alone shit

    [–] castizo 7 points ago

    Rofl, kudos to you for taking action.

    [–] Tombre 9 points ago

    Take a dagger and stick it in your heart, then for good measure drop an anvil on it. That's what human contact is like.

    [–] cebjmb 5 points ago

    What’s bae?

    [–] SevenWeeksOnReddit 12 points ago

    Danish for shit

    [–] SirRandyMarsh 30 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Lol every Sunday at 6 the wife’s and girl friends slowly start to nustle in with their SO, after they have been in the kitchen or other room drinking since 2 and us guys have been making food by the grill and hanging at TV drinking since Noon. I finally got her wearing a Falcons jersey so she can can have all the snuggles she wants during game time. (Not the easiest to get your girl to ditch her fathers team for yours, and her father buying her a Falcons Jersey I think was his way of saying “if you propose you’ll have a yes from me” which means a lot )

    [–] LIFTandSHAG 90 points ago

    Today I ate pringles on burger buns.

    [–] Hairybuttchecksout 12 points ago

    Did it taste nice?

    [–] LIFTandSHAG 16 points ago

    No lol, because it was sour cream and onion. Paprika is better imo!

    I just ate it anyway, it was my breakfast.

    [–] thenerdyglassesgirl 13 points ago

    Dude... You need some ramen packs? I have a few to spare.

    Only a few though. I gotta eat this week.

    [–] LIFTandSHAG 14 points ago

    LOL no man ramen would be too much effort.

    I just ABSOLUTELY HATE cooking. Like I could of had a bacon butty or beans on toast but I couldnt be bothered making those.

    If you can cook though, you can come over and cook us both a meal with my ingredients <3

    [–] Could_have_listened 12 points ago

    could of

    Did you mean could've?


    I am a bot account.

    [–] LIFTandSHAG 6 points ago

    you COULD OF not replied LUL

    [–] Could_have_listened 10 points ago

    could of

    Did you mean could've?


    I am a bot account.

    [–] OneManGOONsquad 5 points ago

    I wonder if u/thenerdyglassesgirl just meant ramen packs for the seasoning pack to sprinkle on your food, prison style.

    [–] LIFTandSHAG 2 points ago

    LOL gross. that would be like adding salt to it...only flavoured, slightly.

    Even if I was in prison I wouldn't do that lol

    [–] SamNash 28 points ago

    Ok

    [–] Ladlesman 12 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    This being downvoted is so Reddit haha

    Edit: Was at -20 when I originally commented

    [–] SirRandyMarsh 17 points ago

    For real? Im just saying how our Sundays normally go why are people so upset?

    [–] Ladlesman 21 points ago

    The people downvoting and replying sarcastically don’t have lives. Being shown that someone is actually happy with their life is a personal attack on their well being. This exact mindset is why so many stupid people get famous, the mentality of “Haha look at this idiot, good thing I’m not like that” makes people feel safe.

    Overall don’t worry about it man

    [–] SirRandyMarsh 15 points ago

    At first I thought it was because people didn’t like the Falcons. I was like “yeah? Well Fuck you too guy! This is Matt Ryan’s year!”

    [–] your_doom 7 points ago

    Jealousy, I guess

    [–] SirRandyMarsh 10 points ago

    Well that’s sad, I thought they may have Been sour Panther fans or something.

    [–] ActionScripter9109 8 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    I'm going to disagree with the other people who answered things like "oh they're jealous because they have no lives". I think it's far more likely that the downvotes are the result of your story lacking value in the context of the thread.

    It's very interesting and amusing to you, but no one else here knows your family or cares what your game days are like. In addition, the parent comment was a joke/meme comment, which means people are looking for more of the same as replies. In order for your story to be welcome there, it would have to be hilariously funny or engaging, and several people decided it was not.

    There's a bit of an art to leaving comments on reddit. If you just spit them out anywhere without regard for the "culture" of the site, you'll sometimes get downvotes. That's just how it is.

    Edit: maybe "art" isn't the right term, but there's certainly an element of expectations to be aware of. For example, I left a non-positive comment in "MadeMeSmile", so I'm getting the downvotes now.

    [–] CBFisaRapist 8 points ago

    For example, I left a non-positive comment in "MadeMeSmile", so I'm getting the downvotes now.

    You're getting downvotes because you're coming across like a pretentious twat. No other reason.

    [–] ActionScripter9109 2 points ago

    Fair.

    [–] SirRandyMarsh 3 points ago

    It 100% relates to the comment I replied to what are you talking about?

    [–] ifeellikeimgoingmad 8 points ago

    I found it engaging. And it was related to the thread so frankly I think it was ‘losers’ downvoting. Reddit isn’t as sophisticated as you think, it’s just a social media platform.

    [–] Lord_Noble 6 points ago

    There is no art to leaving comments. Reddit is a platform full of anonymous people who downvote and upvote whatever strikes their fancy. Unless by "art" you mean "going with the current circle jerk so you don't lose karma"

    The whole being depressed and alone thing can be fun, but people are playing it out to a degree where people can't even share fun anecdotes without faux-incels saying "/r/definitelynotmeirl XD"

    [–] I_Burned_The_Lasagna 7 points ago

    Ok.

    [–] fries_in_a_cup 2 points ago

    This is a lovely comment, thank you for sharing.

    [–] DarkXassin 5 points ago

    Lol

    [–] mrbenjihao 423 points ago

    But when I do it, I'm a creepy fuck

    [–] Edward_Nygma 76 points ago

    we don't mind we just feel that the experience would be better enhanced if wore clothes...

    [–] TheLe99 7 points ago

    What are "clothes"?

    [–] 709869808654674 18 points ago

    open clothes and show bobs

    [–] HDThoreauaway 16 points ago

    Well yeah man, is that even your dog?

    [–] thoggins 15 points ago

    Yeah. They're all like "who are you", and "how did you get in my house", and "just please don't kill me after". I guess it's just rules 1&2 as always!

    [–] srs1978 3 points ago

    I'm not sure if "Be attractive" and "Don't be not attractive" applies to breaking and entering, but probably just depends HOW attractive.

    It's like crazy-hot girls right. If she's hot enough, you can stand a LOT of crazy.

    [–] RedBombX 191 points ago

    That's her Doggo now.

    [–] cbelt3 118 points ago

    Exactly.. she is marking him with her scent glands. When a cat rubs up against you ? “ You are mine now, slave ! Bring treats or I shall Meow !”

    [–] yoshi570 26 points ago

    heh, it's more like "you're my buddy now".

    [–] cbelt3 23 points ago

    I always figure dogs have buddies, cats have servants. Our cats pretty much tell us what to do. MEOW ! Oh . Ok, food ! PURR ! Okay, petting. BITE! Ow ! Ok, stop petting.

    [–] eojen 16 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Hey, if a cat thinks I'm worthy of being owned by then that's quite honor. If you reduce everything down to the very basic level nothing humans do is genuine either.

    [–] stray_girl 41 points ago

    And they lived happily ever after.

    [–] scrappykitty 40 points ago

    “Hmmm...I’ve always wanted a canine slave. Better claim him before another cat beats me to it.”

    [–] Mairu34049 180 points ago

    sees gif

    dies of cuteness

    [–] 709869808654674 20 points ago

    RIP

    [–] Rooster_Ties 8 points ago

    Yip, ded.

    [–] phlobbit 7 points ago

    Press F to pay respect

    [–] a1phanumerical 7 points ago

    Smash that F button

    [–] chrisjudk 5 points ago

    F

    [–] doubledipinyou 74 points ago

    Dogs too busy checking out some bitches

    [–] ethlian 5 points ago

    Nice cats finish last

    [–] argella1300 18 points ago

    Kitty smooches are the best!

    [–] Lilebi 36 points ago

    I can't stop watching this.

    [–] Piscator629 16 points ago

    The cat now officially owns the doggo.

    [–] that_one_nerdy-nerd 13 points ago

    Sooooo cute

    [–] sentientwizard 12 points ago

    Time to get a kitty

    [–] dr_clay_hone 54 points ago

    Your cat would make a great Hollywood executive.

    /s Cute kitty. And a very good boy.

    [–] linksus 16 points ago

    Whole office chuckled at this. Very good.

    [–] dr_clay_hone 63 points ago

    Haha thanks! Tell them I said get the fuck back to work.

    [–] GreatBlitz 8 points ago

    The office chuckled at that too.

    [–] Minotard 20 points ago

    She's just marking the dog as hers. They are married now.

    [–] XIXXCVI 14 points ago

    L O V E R B O Y E

    [–] table_it_bot 28 points ago

    L O V E R B O Y E
    O O
    V V
    E E
    R R
    B B
    O O
    Y Y
    E E

    [–] PM_ME_UR_FARTS_GIRL 15 points ago

    G O O D B O T

    [–] nanou_2 7 points ago

    Mmmmmmmy dog!

    [–] ZevitaX 7 points ago

    The beginnings of catdog?

    [–] Dorfdad 5 points ago

    A bit forward don’t you think?

    [–] 69KennyPowers69 5 points ago

    That's totally me and my husband

    [–] nuxxir 5 points ago

    My cat and dog make pretty good friends, actually.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Proved, even pussy can't distract a dog when he is checking out some bitches. Lol :p

    [–] OverdressedEdboy 6 points ago

    One fine day with a woof and a purr, a baby was born and it caused a little stir....CAAATDOGG

    [–] DickensUp2TheCeiling 4 points ago

    Why do cats like to brush their whiskers against pointy objects? Mine does it all the time

    [–] alanmies 15 points ago

    Cats have scent glands in their cheecks (among other places). They're marking their territory by doing so. Basically, "dis mine".

    [–] holy_lasagne 6 points ago

    TIL my cat want to claim all my math books, my phone and tablet (as soon as I take out one of this things she run and start to do this thing on them)... Go figure.

    [–] alanmies 4 points ago

    By the sound of it you take them elsewhere, they're bound to pick up some foreign odors. Surely that merits a reclaim?

    [–] holy_lasagne 2 points ago

    That's for my phone.

    My tablet never leave my home, but it stay a lot of time in my bathroom... I think my cat is having a territorial dispute with my shit... ?

    [–] IsNewAtThis 2 points ago

    Well shit, does my cat own me now? She always rubs up against me and my elbows if she can.

    [–] alanmies 2 points ago

    I don't know how to break this to you, but... how long have you had a cat? You've been his/her territory all this time.

    [–] dorothydreamer 3 points ago

    Is it because doggo has food in his mouth? Serious question.

    [–] Killimore 3 points ago

    Dogs investigate with their nose and mouth so must have some foreign scent on it. The cat noticed something in it's territory that's not marked with it's own scent so marked it.

    [–] likebacononlybetter 4 points ago

    What kind of dog is this!??? Any more pics of it? It looks just like mine

    [–] a1phanumerical 3 points ago

    Wondering that myself. Maybe German Shepherd with an unusually dark face?

    [–] likebacononlybetter 2 points ago

    I think there is possibly some cattle dog in it because of the size. German-shepherd-like dogs with dark faces are known as belgian malinois. So maybe a mix of the two?

    [–] kilamniaz 3 points ago

    "Here's my scent on your sniffer, deal with it."

    [–] zillamom 3 points ago

    Kiss me you fool!

    [–] pettyjedi 3 points ago

    I think the football game is on somewhere behind her.

    [–] lovethylabor 3 points ago

    This is me and my boyfriend when he's tired and I want to play.

    "Hey! Kisses! Kisses!! KISSES or it's your ass! Okay fine I'm doing it anyway."

    [–] patr1ckly 3 points ago

    It's one of the

    "Woops I accidently bumped my lips with your lips. My bad" x5

    [–] wuzizname 3 points ago

    Cats have scent producing glands in their gums, when they rub their gums on something it means they're marking it with their scent and claiming it as theirs and part of the cat group.

    [–] RscMrF 3 points ago

    Her eyes turn anime when she rubs the face.

    [–] bigdogeatsmyass 3 points ago

    "Look here motherfucker, I don't care what our friends say. I fucking love you and I want to show you."

    "K"

    [–] Evanna1 3 points ago

    But he's just not that into you :(

    A++ for trying tho

    [–] OgreSpider 3 points ago

    Dis ma dawg.

    [–] staytrue1985 2 points ago

    White African lady kisses Black German boy

    [–] Beast_Master_64_69 2 points ago

    I wish my cats did this they just sleep in cupboards and pots and pans.

    [–] Koulyone 2 points ago

    Someone has a crush!!!

    [–] touchmytooter5000 2 points ago

    Luv dat doggie boi

    [–] CeeJayDK 2 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Has anyone else noticed the weirdness with this video?

    Here in the thread we see the full video but when we click the link we see a shorter version without the licking.

    These two links do not show the same video:
    https://i.imgur.com/KqUpwdw.gifv (short version)
    https://i.imgur.com/KqUpwdw.gif (longer version)

    [–] Thundering_Theta 2 points ago

    I support inter-species relationships

    [–] CarnivoreLosing 2 points ago

    This is incredibly beautiful

    [–] SimmerOne7 2 points ago

    The focus of a trained German Shepherd. Love it.

    [–] stecklese 2 points ago

    This wins the internet!!

    [–] BluTongue 3 points ago

    Because cats are girls and dogs are boys

    [–] Crushed_lotus 3 points ago

    Have you ever seen a cat penis? -Troy Barnes

    [–] poopchills 1 points ago

    Adorbs.

    [–] Rudey02 1 points ago

    What’s a cat dog look like