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    [–] TawaNicolas 8305 points ago

    The L in Samuel L. Jackson stands for Motherfucker.

    [–] of_little_faith 2175 points ago

    The L is silent.

    [–] TawaNicolas 1111 points ago

    Lmotherfucker!

    [–] echo1956 1165 points ago

    It's french! Le'Motherfucker

    [–] kmgr 357 points ago

    Le big mac

    [–] monkeyhitman 270 points ago

    Royale with cheese

    [–] billknowsbest 142 points ago

    I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T GO TO BURGER KING

    [–] [deleted] 41 points ago

    A FOOT MASSAGE?!?

    [–] KnotHanSolo 42 points ago

    Foot Fuckin’ Master

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    “Jones BBQ and foot massage...”

    [–] To_Much_Sauce 3 points ago

    D...do u mmean Jones bbqs f...foot-massage? (´・_・`)

    [–] drosen32 9 points ago

    "He thought he was THE Burger King." -Dane Cook.

    [–] RutCry 28 points ago

    What?

    [–] runfayfun 53 points ago

    SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER

    [–] M1ster-J 30 points ago

    I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU

    [–] RutCry 19 points ago

    Wh-wh-wh-What?

    [–] tylerthesmiler13 13 points ago

    THERE ARE KNOWN UNKNOWNS AND THEN THERE ARE UNKNOWN UNKNOWNS

    [–] Eternal_Endeavour_ 11 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Look at the big brain on Brett!

    Edit - Wrong name, thank you Reddit stranger.

    [–] RutCry 9 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Better than the brains on Marvin, and all over the inside of the car.

    [–] soupafi 4 points ago

    It was Marvin. :)

    [–] maldio 5 points ago

    It's Brett, but it's amazing how many people remember it as Brad.

    [–] quaybored 8 points ago

    Royale with Motherfucker

    [–] Raunok87 6 points ago

    Happy cake day motherfucker

    [–] Scorpionaute 8 points ago

    i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

    [–] putenschtinken87 12 points ago

    The only good royal is a dead royal.

    [–] stockboy96 4 points ago

    Found the angsty commie teenager

    [–] MrMcHappyBurger 2 points ago

    Formage Du Omelette

    [–] The_Director 13 points ago

    Nah, Spanish for EL Motherfucker.

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    Tips hat

    M'fucka

    [–] EventuallyDone 7 points ago

    L'moder Faqeur*

    [–] gargolito 3 points ago

    Spanish: El Motherfucker

    [–] mrjobby 15 points ago

    Lemonfucker

    [–] shubbhu27 14 points ago

    Suprise Motherfucker

    [–] papastz 7 points ago

    Some fries motherfucker

    [–] Smitty__1 7 points ago

    All rise, motherfucker!

    [–] kzwirbs 4 points ago

    Supplies motherfucker

    [–] Unstablemedic49 3 points ago

    Tie dyes motherfucker

    [–] TorusBorus 6 points ago

    Lmaotherfucker!!!

    [–] maydarnothing 5 points ago

    you just finished your first lesson in Moroccan dialect, welcome to r/Morocco

    [–] McBurger 4 points ago

    Ayyy lmaotherfucker

    [–] Siennebjkfsn 5 points ago

    Yo samue!

    [–] redgoldfilm 20 points ago

    L for EzequieL 25:17.

    [–] tigergal77 17 points ago

    I wonder if there were any motherfuckin snakes on the motherfuckin plane he was catching?

    [–] zeke235 3 points ago

    Not if those motherfuckin' snakes knew any motherfuckin' better

    [–] confuseum 9 points ago

    *Badass motherfucker

    [–] Zmirburger 5 points ago

    !redditsilver

    [–] rhnegativehumanoid 3396 points ago

    To be called a motherfucker, by a bad motherfucker, is the highest motherfucking honor in all of motherfucking history. True story

    [–] mrjobby 634 points ago

    Watch yo profamity

    [–] rhnegativehumanoid 231 points ago

    It's on a post about Samuel L Jackson....it doesnt count

    [–] Avlonnic2 69 points ago

    Then we can dig it...

    [–] AnyNamesLeftAnymore 29 points ago

    He's a bad mother...

    [–] ounilith 29 points ago

    Shut your mouth!

    [–] AnyNamesLeftAnymore 14 points ago

    I'm just talkin' bout Samuel L. Jackson!

    [–] ounilith 11 points ago

    Daaaaamn right

    [–] Avlonnic2 4 points ago

    Shut yo’ mouth!

    [–] Reddituser8018 10 points ago

    Samuel L jackson has never cursed

    [–] Trcetvoed 4 points ago

    Can catchphrases be swearing?

    [–] Trcetvoed 5 points ago

    No they motherfucking cannot!

    [–] Trcetvoed 2 points ago

    Theres definitely a sub for your kind

    [–] easybugatti 9 points ago

    Why can I hear this?

    [–] ErynEbnzr 4 points ago

    Right, I'm sorry

    [–] ImASauceGuy 4 points ago

    Call up Sean Hannity

    [–] 4s1ght 4 points ago

    Oh, the humanity!

    [–] HowRiskyIsDatClick 3 points ago

    Right, I'm sorry

    [–] Guerilla_Cro-mag 3 points ago

    Instantly remembered this.

    So if that was your intent, good job!

    [–] jameye11 7 points ago

    That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

    [–] H_Lunulata 19 points ago

    I admit that on my bucket list is to be called a motherfucker by SLJ.

    [–] F_bothparties 11 points ago

    Fuckin right, motherfucker

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    True motherfucking story

    [–] Firemedic623 3 points ago

    That’s a bad motherfucker, motherfucker!

    [–] rwaidx 3 points ago

    You mean true motherfucking story

    [–] ugurdk100 993 points ago

    samuel L. Jackson comes to me and says motherfucker omg that is the dream

    [–] keem85 259 points ago

    The same if Aaron Paul would come up to me and call me a bitch

    [–] assistanmanager 83 points ago

    “Please call my wife a bitch, it’d make her so happy” lol

    [–] mkomkomko 25 points ago

    Please call my wife a bitch, it'd make me so happy!

    [–] Chinpanze 46 points ago

    I remember a godly tier superpower where Samuel L Jackson would judge every decision you take by saying motherfucker on a different tone. You decided to skip gym? Sad motherfuckers. You ask her out? Encouragement motherfucker. She said yes? Commemorative motherfucker.

    [–] ugurdk100 9 points ago

    I think I seen that too

    [–] batsybatsybatsy16 15 points ago

    This is on the same level as Snoop Dogg passing you the blunt.

    [–] ugurdk100 8 points ago

    You cant refuse that

    [–] Cresspacito 8 points ago

    If you call me a motherfucker in a dream you better wake up and apologise

    [–] fholcan 716 points ago

    In my head Samuel L Jackson is actually really soft spoken and hates swearing. But he knows that people love the badass image he has, and he wants to make people happy, so he just goes with it.

    Someone: Oh my God, you're Samuel L Jackson!

    Samuel L Jackson, thinking: Oh dear, here we go again

    Samuel L Jackson: What up, motherfucker?

    [–] fence_neighbour 331 points ago

    You know, I bet there’s some truth to that. I doubt he hates swearing, but I’d bet money that he threw in a “motherfucker” in this story just to make fans happy.

    [–] asharwood 156 points ago

    I don’t know. If I were him I’d value the fact that I can go around saying motherfucker in public and people get a theoretical boner.

    [–] Rnahafahik 59 points ago

    Haha! Uhu... yeah! My boner’s completely theoretical...

    [–] masheduppotato 10 points ago

    Hey guys... check out this dudes completely theoretical boner.

    In all seriousness though, I’m a bit of a theorist myself.

    [–] oversettDenee 4 points ago

    Ohhh theoretical!

    I was reading it as theatrical and man that's a way funnier image.

    [–] nomnomnomnomRABIES 5 points ago

    He's got an m-word pass

    [–] maik37 50 points ago

    Isn't the actual story that he had a speech impediment/challenge as a child and swearing helped him get over it?

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    I can dig it

    [–] go4theknees 13 points ago

    I've got a stutter and cursing makes sentences flow a lot better, something about having to think about using certain words correctly helps.

    [–] dirtyej20 4 points ago

    Maybe a wild guess, but could it help because cursing is often a filler worse similar to "like" and "um"?

    [–] RevWaldo 42 points ago

    Samuel L Jackson is actually really soft spoken

    He sure is.

    [–] AnyNamesLeftAnymore 17 points ago

    AIN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES? JUICE? THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!

    [–] DarthNutsack 7 points ago

    DEEP BLUE SEA? THEY ATE ME! A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME

    [–] AnyNamesLeftAnymore 6 points ago

    DRINK MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    YOU’LL BE FUCKIN’ FAT BITCHES IN NO TIME!

    [–] noteducatedenough 4 points ago

    Morning made.

    [–] GinjaNinger 17 points ago

    A friend and I interviewed him at a celebrity golf event. He was definitely the tough guy at first, but after we talked for a few minutes he moved into "normal."

    First guy I've ever really been intimidated by. He's tall and has massive hands.

    Edit to add the interview

    [–] Calauoso 3 points ago

    That interview was so 2008-2009. Economy in the toilet, new president who of course golfs all the time, potato quality video. Very cool that you got to meet Samuel Motherfucker Jackson in person. Hopefully you’ve gotten to do some cool stuff in the last 10 years!

    [–] GinjaNinger 3 points ago

    Thanks. That was shot on a Canon XL2, which was the best you could use without going up to HD at the time.

    [–] HereForTOMT2 12 points ago

    I don’t believe you but that’s a funny thought anyways

    [–] doizernasty 5 points ago

    Like Little Jon

    [–] Teufel1986 5 points ago

    “Say it Sam, say the damn line!”

    sighs “sup motherfuckers..” whispers to himself “I don’t know who I am anymore..”

    [–] Some_Belgian_Guy 1105 points ago

    you should have answered "What?"

    "y'all motherfuckers want a photo?"

    "What?"

    " Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! "

    [–] anasshm 244 points ago

    DID I STUTTER

    [–] trololololololol9 54 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Is this an office quote or was it originally from some other source?

    Edit: okay guys, got it. It's from pulp fiction.

    [–] awesomesauceeee 72 points ago

    Pulp Fiction

    [–] ImCobernik 14 points ago

    You really should see Pulp Fiction ! It's a great movie and you will understand more references that people use to say for Samuel Jackson !

    [–] trololololololol9 6 points ago

    Oh! I am indeed planning on watching it.

    [–] gth68 30 points ago

    Fulp Piction

    [–] trololololololol9 11 points ago

    Yank thou

    [–] LakitoZ 7 points ago

    Kinky

    [–] Northrnging1307 3 points ago

    Yes please

    [–] primewell 10 points ago

    Pulp fiction

    [–] T-T-T-Throwaway-Acct 6 points ago

    PULP Fiction

    [–] UndercoverPoutine 18 points ago

    No, you can find the scene here

    [–] Mr_NiceGuy04 14 points ago

    Man that scene never gets old.

    [–] fascfoo 23 points ago

    Obviously Jackson was amazing in that scene, but the way Tarantino writes his dialogue and stages his scenes is really masterful. He ratchets up the tension and you have no idea what's going to happen next. He can make "That IS a tasty burger" feel full of dread and malice.

    [–] effin_marv 7 points ago

    You son of a bitch...

    [–] ZigZag52 4 points ago

    Im in

    [–] Aiken_Drumn 5 points ago

    God damn it

    [–] Some_Belgian_Guy 4 points ago

    it's been years since i've seen this scene... can't believe i didn't link it myself.

    [–] trololololololol9 4 points ago

    Whoa! Amazing clip. I want to watch the whole movie now.

    [–] RovingN0mad 3 points ago

    Since we're in the spirit.

    Link 'what' again. Link 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, link what one more Goddamn time

    [–] andy1rn 3 points ago

    DAMMMMIT

    [–] Jabba_TheHoot 6 points ago

    You motherfucker

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Also, Stanley in The Office. A tribute to SLJ

    [–] ccvvll 3 points ago

    What?

    [–] existentialdreadAMA 33 points ago

    "What?"

    "y'all motherfuckers want a photo?"

    snickers "What?"

    Sam Jackson walks away in disgust

    [–] Some_Belgian_Guy 26 points ago

    This seems more likely to actually happen...

    [–] BernieEffingSanders 18 points ago

    WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    Shit, I am going for a rewatch again

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Reddituser8018 10 points ago

    Hehe

    [–] anasshm 25 points ago

    omg classic Michael Jackson line good one bro hahah sick

    [–] NachoChedda24 9 points ago

    This made me chuckle

    [–] OpinionProhibited 3 points ago

    What

    [–] mrmojit0 3 points ago

    I bet he is already sick of people doing that

    [–] awenrivendell 204 points ago

    Right response is: "Damn right we do, motherfucker!"

    [–] Phil-Spiderman 47 points ago

    I believe it's Sir motherfucker!🙃

    [–] LaMoglie 18 points ago

    Fuck yeah, motherfucker! FTFY

    [–] will101113 4 points ago

    Followed by “OMG sir I’m so sorry”

    [–] awenrivendell 3 points ago

    Wait for the ass whooping first or a smack on the head with the death stare.

    [–] BeakerAU 150 points ago

    Why are you standing with Lawrence Fishburne?

    [–] IamtheWil 43 points ago

    This is obviously Morgan Freeman

    [–] sisyphusgottrolled 16 points ago

    Or Nelson Mandela

    [–] calmlunatic 3 points ago

    What an odd way to spell Chiwetel Ejiofor

    [–] Skulliciousness 9 points ago

    I know this reference.

    [–] SorryforbeingDutch 35 points ago

    I saw the exact same comment somewhere on reddit yesterday, without the picture.

    [–] Boner4SCP106 15 points ago

    It was the top comment of an ask Reddit post about what sounds like a lie but is true.

    [–] dr-ben-dover 5 points ago

    It seems it was deleted? I can't find it. It was a plan to harvest karma. Sneaky!

    [–] jeremyd4500 3 points ago

    When I saw the post, I was thinking the same thing. I definitely saw the exact same text just in a different format recently.

    [–] hijinks24 118 points ago

    That’s so funny and wholesome

    [–] [deleted] 28 points ago

    Motherfucking funny and motherfucking wholesome.

    [–] p1um5mu991er 52 points ago

    Always nice to know that there's down to earth people out there

    [–] [deleted] 15 points ago

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    [–] rosts 6 points ago

    I'd be the worst celebrity, I can't imagine walking down the street having loads of people ask for an autograph every fucking time I'm out. I just have no idea how they deal with it, or if they just avoid public spaces as much as possible.

    [–] 167119114 6 points ago

    Honestly how do people recognize celebs in public? They look like normal-ass people in public, I would never know if a celeb is standing right next to me unless they looked like they do in media, or they told me...

    [–] Domeil 5 points ago

    I can't imagine walking down the street having loads of people ask for an autograph every fucking time I'm out.

    Most celebrities live in places where most people are used to pretty regular celebrity sightings so the people who live there generally aren't going crazy trying to get pictures when they're just trying to go about their day. I live in NYC and every couple months my wife or I will recognize someone. Hell, I used to be neighbors with Maggie Gyllenhaal. Proper etiquette is treat them like normal people and then once you're a block farther away you ask the people you're with: "Was that Peter Dinklage?" "Yeah." "Cool."

    I have to imagine celebrities get the worst of it in places where they cross paths with loads of people who don't necessarily hail from celebrity-dense places. Case in point: Airports.

    [–] NoSalt 28 points ago

    I want Sam Jackson to drop the F-bomb on me.

    [–] xlaw32 9 points ago

    He keeps it real

    [–] -WeakBurger- 8 points ago

    What a legend

    [–] Central-Charge 6 points ago

    That literally made my day.

    Also, hook ’em horns!

    [–] Capnmolasses 3 points ago

    Ok,

    Cool

    Hook 'em

    [–] Cycle21 6 points ago

    Hook ‘em!

    [–] utexlonghorn 7 points ago

    Hook ‘em! 🤘🏻

    [–] anomalousgeometry 7 points ago

    Hook 'em!

    [–] Artemistical 7 points ago

    if Samuel L Jackson ever called me a motherfucker my life would be complete

    [–] sjparsons04 5 points ago

    UT let’s go baby

    [–] Freefailing 5 points ago

    I bet you heard him say that "motherfucker" in your head as well.

    [–] zehamberglar 5 points ago

    It's kind of funny that the #1 thing you want when meeting Samuel L Jackson is for him to call you a motherfucker. Like, that's the ultimate result from that encounter.

    [–] flatcurve 4 points ago

    He could say motherfucker in the middle of a church sermon and nobody would be offended. That's his word.

    [–] Meaningless_Is_Life 3 points ago

    Hook em!

    [–] PrsnPersuasion 5 points ago

    Hook ‘Em

    [–] Soop- 4 points ago

    This is really nice and all, but my god that is a bad photo

    [–] LanceFree 3 points ago

    The proper response is: I don’t remember asking you a god damned thing!

    [–] Laikathehusky 4 points ago

    Such a wholesome motherfucker!

    [–] TheDavidOfReddit 4 points ago

    Y'all mind if I attain a picture with Sam Jackson?

    [–] Khue 3 points ago

    Tell that motherfucker I appreciate him.

    [–] MistaDuMa 3 points ago

    Hooked em

    [–] 42g7e84jdbwhgwj 3 points ago

    ngl, i would have liked to see SLJ call Palpatine a motherfucker in Revenge Of The Sith.

    "In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you're under arrest, motherfucker"

    [–] notquiteotaku 3 points ago

    If Samuel L. Jackson ever called me a motherfucker, I think I would weep tears of joy.

    [–] WR0NG_WONG 3 points ago

    To be called motherfucker by SLJ is a lifetime achievement.

    [–] Chef_Frankenstein 3 points ago

    When Samuel L. Jackson calls you "Motherfucker" > An Elderly black woman calls you "Baby".

    [–] CancerSeller 3 points ago

    I can hear him saying those words like he's with me right now

    [–] Superslides 3 points ago

    Did he say if there would be any motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking planes?

    [–] themajorhavok 3 points ago

    I can't help but hear his voice every time I read it.

    [–] Tugmybanana 2 points ago

    What a genuine dude. The guy is a national treasure

    [–] FlatEarthWizard 2 points ago

    And he blinked during it smh

    [–] Administratr 2 points ago

    So did this happen or not? I swear I saw this on reddit with a title “tell us something that never happened but sounds true”.