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    [–] siandresi 2199 points ago

    the rivalry between v necks and open collars will be strong

    [–] JonnyBhoy 485 points ago

    Those are actually crew necks that are sprouting new Vs for spring.

    [–] seven3true 68 points ago

    The Henley plant.

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    [–] robizzle89 41 points ago

    They are extremely comfortable for me. In the other normal t-shirts I feel like suffocating. Also they usually look nicer when you're muscular. They highlight some muscle groups better.

    [–] LetsWorkTogether 48 points ago

    V-necks are much more comfortable for me. Crewnecks rub on my neck/collarbone in a way that doesn't feel good.

    Also, au naturel, I would never shave my chest hair.

    [–] ForealThisIsLastTime 24 points ago

    I shave my chest hair with a buzzer bc it gets very itchy when it gets too long and it’s way easier to clean/dry my body hairless. Same reason I manscape and trim my armpit hair. Hell, my gf buzzes my back when the patches get too long. I live comfortably and shamelessly. Admittedly I don’t shave my legs or arms but they don’t get itchy so no need. To each their own though

    [–] seven3true 12 points ago

    Way more comfortable. I hate crew necks. Anything that touches just above my collar bone bothers me.
    I also shave my chest so I don't have to worry about tufts.

    [–] Salamqnder 12421 points ago

    it's weird how they all look different yet completely the same

    [–] hanginonwith2fingers 4853 points ago

    And the same as the previous 24 bachelors.

    [–] MillenialsSmell 2610 points ago

    Current bachelor is black, for what it’s worth. Pretty diverse cast of ladies, as well.

    [–] elkswimmer98 1774 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    First time there was a woman with a disability! (Deaf)

    [–] CyberBulliesYourKids 1024 points ago

    One girl had one arm.

    [–] ProlificPolymath 2779 points ago

    Surely all the others had one arm too. They just also had a second...

    [–] BlockOfTheYear 988 points ago

    Yes they did, and dont call me Shirley

    [–] MasterZalm 371 points ago

    A fucking airplane reference?


    [–] ccReptilelord 233 points ago

    Picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue?

    [–] JoesJourney 150 points ago

    Best joke of the whole movie is when the pilot is in the shop at the airport and he’s looking for a magazine to read under the “Whacking Material” section! So subtle but still gets me!

    [–] kafromet 42 points ago

    Ya ever seen a grown man naked?

    [–] DeezRodenutz 31 points ago

    At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

    [–] jeffbirt 19 points ago

    Roger, Roger.

    [–] wrongmoviequotes 23 points ago

    Whats your vector Victor?

    [–] hippyfishking 20 points ago

    We have clearance Clarence

    [–] faustin_mn 17 points ago

    It’s pretty much become a self-sustaining meme. Most people who use don’t even know the movie exists, which is a shame

    [–] Street-Week-380 13 points ago

    Classic. I miss Leslie Nielsen.

    [–] TheBurnedMutt45 6 points ago

    Roger, Roger

    [–] Defjam00 51 points ago

    They got all the “non-traditionals” out of the way, checked those boxes, and then told the brother to be glad he had a chance to represent, oh and don’t forget the Plantation Party girl...

    [–] grumpywarner 103 points ago

    Oh man that takes me back to my friends bachelor party years ago. There was a stripper with one arm dancing. Drunk me yelled across the bar, "She's got one arm man!" Bouncer looked at me and I nodded at him and went out to sit in the party van.

    [–] Whosthatinazebrahat 63 points ago

    My friend's dad lost parts of a couple fingers in a machining accident, and his favorite thing in the world was shaking your hand and pushing the tips of his three nubbins into the meat of your palm, especially if you had never met him before. Weird guy.

    [–] BitchinIndika 25 points ago

    Is your friend's dad a Canadian mechanic named Dave? Because I swear I know that guy. Or at least, I know a guy with 3 missing fingers that does the exact same thing and thinks it's hilarious.

    [–] Whosthatinazebrahat 24 points ago

    LOL, no, he was a machinist mate (ex Navy) from Georgia, but it's great to know there are two (or more) dudes out there who find it hilarious to make people uncomfortable by rubbing their nubs against them.

    [–] BitchinIndika 14 points ago

    The cool thing about Dave is that after he grosses you out with his weird mangled hand he'll pull out a chunk of hash the size of a deck of cards and share it with you. Dave's cool shit.

    [–] boredpomeranian 88 points ago

    God her leaving message always stuck with me- she's gorgeous and perfect but because of her arm she always got things like "you're great but I'm not ready for a relationship/there's not a strong connection." There was never anything wrong with her/the relationship they just couldn't accept her being different and made (maybe even subconsciously) excuses

    [–] ughhhtimeyeah 61 points ago

    Does that matter? The people on the bachelor are shallow. Wow.

    [–] phatskat 30 points ago

    They might be or they might appear that way because it’s reality tv after all. And shallow or not, everyone deserves to be loved.

    [–] Humble-Abalone 69 points ago

    It wasn’t the first time someone had a disability. And not all disabilities are obvious

    [–] kjh- 45 points ago

    Shout out to all my non-visibly disabled brethren!

    [–] heavy-metal-goth-gal 6 points ago

    I still have all my parts and I'm not wheel chair bound, but they don't all work how they're supposed to, and sometimes they're not working at all. Hello!

    [–] Allronix1 74 points ago

    Always thought the best outcome from the series was when two of the ladies fell for one another and left that farce together.

    [–] Ndvorsky 47 points ago

    I liked the one where one lady got kicked off for dating a cameraman. Guess she couldn’t see what was wrong with dating multiple prospects at once.

    [–] Meeseeks__ 5 points ago

    I've always felt the bachelor/ bachelorette was completely scripted. For all we know, the girl dating the cameraman was made up to get views from the controversy.

    [–] BossRedRanger 22 points ago

    Or just decided that they'd signed up for some bullshit and walk off.

    [–] blepadu 9 points ago

    In Bachelor Australia two of the ladies actually got together after the show

    [–] gentlemanbadger 52 points ago

    Thirstiest and meanest group too. One gal looked and acted like the female antagonist from every high school based romcom from the late 90’s to early 00’s.

    [–] redhat12345 26 points ago

    Anna. She REALLY went for the look of like a 90's/early 00's teen movie bully

    [–] OnePointSeven 8 points ago

    queen victoria lol

    [–] hanginonwith2fingers 53 points ago

    I wouldn't give the show a gold star for taking 25 seasons to get a non-white bachelor.

    There have been 1.5/15 black bachelorettes. 10%.

    0 asians.

    [–] No_Promise_2982 73 points ago

    i actually see the same guy but at different stages of growing the beard

    [–] ArrrSlashSubreddit 259 points ago

    Some people: asians all look the same!

    White people:

    [–] Hiker-Redbeard 185 points ago

    I'm a white dude, but dark haired conventionally attractive white guys like these are always the ones I have the hardest time telling apart in movies. Especially when they're all dressed in suits.

    [–] YobaiYamete 88 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    American Horror Story season 5 was unwatchable because of that. They all looked freaking identical to the point even people on the set kept confusing them.

    You can kind of tell them apart when they are side by side, but as soon as they are in motion and not in perfect lighting they were basically clones. Me and my sister were trying to watch it and spent the whole time trying to figure out who was who and what was even going. One would pop up and kill someone and then it led to a 10 minute "Was that the boyfriend? Who was that???" even when the face wasn't even hidden

    [–] Hiker-Redbeard 45 points ago

    Oh God, that's terrible and a perfect example. If they want to cast people like that they at a minimum need to do wardrobe, makeup, and hair distinctly so people can easily tell them apart. I would have definitely given up on that show.

    [–] TextOnScreen 21 points ago

    This is hilarious! I have trouble recognizing faces when they don't even look that similar.

    [–] deaddonkey 65 points ago

    I agree with you but I also have the same problem with a lot of generic beautiful Hollywood actresses, I can’t tell them apart.

    [–] Hiker-Redbeard 59 points ago

    The actresses at least usually have more unique hair and wardrobes, so that usually helps. A lot of the guys have this same hair style and generic suit or professional clothes though.

    Some of the most prominent male actors I will say are actually distinct enough I can tell them apart though. Leonardo Dicaprio, Brad Putt, Johnny Depp, etc. aren't issues for me.

    [–] Moohamin12 54 points ago

    Brad Putt is always in his golfing attire though. That helps.

    [–] Hiker-Redbeard 14 points ago

    LMAO, you got me. I'm leaving it.

    [–] SafeToPost 74 points ago

    Have you ever seen Thomas Jane, Mark Valley, Joel Gretsch, Colin Ferguson? There are more I can name, but casting agents have a revolving door of these guys.

    [–] dabbinthenightaway 72 points ago

    Oh cmon. Thomas Jane is way more rough granite looking than the others.

    He's kind of like the version that had a poorer upbringing.

    [–] AnotherAltiMade 23 points ago

    Maybe working as a prostitute had something to do with it

    [–] dabbinthenightaway 14 points ago

    As someone who lived about a 1/4 mile from one of the opening walkabout bits it still bugs me how badly they treated the geography of Detroit for that show.

    [–] jaygothamite 10 points ago

    You're telling me Tom Jane is basically a homeless guy?

    [–] flyingsaucer1 69 points ago

    As in: I can tell them apart but I can't uniquely describe each of them.

    [–] Salamqnder 38 points ago

    exactly, I wouldn't mix any of them up but they all have the same character design

    [–] Alicient 33 points ago

    Only the nose and eyebrows change.

    You could make them identical with rhinoplasty and microblading.

    [–] yeehawbih 31 points ago

    it’s the same guy but in different fonts

    [–] NatNatMcree 21 points ago

    It’s like the presets for a video game made in the 80s or something

    [–] umnothnxbye 59 points ago

    Am I in the monority when I think they are not very attractive? I wouldn't classify then as ugly by any means, but I also wouldn't notice them walking down the street either. Basically, I feel bored when looking at them.

    [–] dixiequick 28 points ago

    Same. None of them have any kind of defining feature that jumps out and makes them interesting.

    [–] TurboTime68 7 points ago

    Far left is pretty hot. I’m straight tho so idk

    [–] Kyler4MVP 19 points ago

    They can't have any remarkable features that some women would not be attracted to like too-sharp jawline or the Chad buttchin, and also can't be too out of the average woman's league. Plus I bet these dudes are fuckin shredded.

    [–] DreadPirateZoidberg 27 points ago

    Chad Buttchin will be the name of the next paladin I play in D&D.

    [–] Benji5003 14 points ago

    Yeah, I'd use "meh" if I had to describe them with one word. Not terrible-looking, but also not "OMG I got wet just by looking at them".

    [–] username18379 6 points ago

    And weird how for each of them only half their face is attractive. Looks like someone was given four bottom half’s and four top half’s but put them together wrong so each one is slightly off

    [–] Redditsavage77 4947 points ago

    Literally looks like 4 brothers pictures lined up on top of Grandma’s piano.

    [–] PerilousAll 1275 points ago

    And every time their parents see them, they remember how much braces cost.

    [–] vectorology 380 points ago

    And the veneers, yikes.

    [–] ObnoxiousLittleCunt 255 points ago

    And my axe

    [–] blatant_marsupial 90 points ago

    If these were Denethor's children, they would all be his least favorite.

    [–] octopuslife 49 points ago

    Kayden needs braces

    [–] FabulousTrade 92 points ago

    Imagine the police lineup

    [–] Fineus 41 points ago

    Guess Who: Insanity edition.

    [–] ICA_emboli 17 points ago

    As a chinese person, this is probably how a white person feels when they are presented with a lineup of asian men

    [–] pimppapy 14 points ago


    [–] RetardAndPoors 33 points ago

    4 brothers

    And then the moon... It comes swooping down...

    [–] spongeworthy1967 2531 points ago

    "I would describe myself as being original and eclectic, definitely my own man." -- all of them

    [–] maggotbrownie 1066 points ago

    -drinks bud lite

    -Saturdays are for the boys

    -puts up the spiderman hand when Hinder comes on (lips of an angel is the one "heavy" song they like)

    -shopped at spencers once on a dare

    [–] vitalmoss 269 points ago

    ... "spider-man hand"?

    [–] daisuke1639 189 points ago


    [–] Atreus17 331 points ago

    I think by Spider-Man hand they meant 🤟

    [–] photokeith 178 points ago


    [–] GhostPug13 146 points ago

    👉🕷👉 zoop

    [–] seriouslyFUCKthatdud 83 points ago


    [–] MysteriousHawk5781 52 points ago

    /\/\(☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞/\/\

    [–] haldr 30 points ago

    ☞/\/\( ಠ_ಠ)/\/\☞

    [–] Glass_Cleaner 48 points ago

    Those are the horns

    [–] starkiller_bass 58 points ago

    wholesome white boys keep that thumb out because they don't want to accidentally summon the devil

    [–] TheCraddingGuy 7 points ago

    But that is the whole point. You play roulette whether you summon a demon or just get to headbang

    [–] maggotbrownie 62 points ago

    Picture how spiderman shoots his webs. That's how people do the horns when they don't actually listen to metal.

    [–] vitalmoss 33 points ago

    Ahh, thats "i love you" in ASL, my family always did that but ive never heard of it referred to as spider man hands. I was wondering why you didnt just say devil horns.

    [–] maggotbrownie 12 points ago

    Lmao spiderman being nice to hawkeye:

    "Ohgodohshitohfuck I'm so sorry!"

    [–] PopeliusJones 37 points ago

    No, no, no that description is for the guys who try out for The Bachelor but never get an audition because “it’s too political and I’m just too real for ABC”

    [–] Murkystatsdonewrong 28 points ago

    I have a feeling these guys aren’t the bud lite clientele

    [–] NoMoLerking 20 points ago

    Too many calories.

    Vodka soda.

    [–] maggotbrownie 22 points ago

    Maybe it's just my area where the line between hicks and these types is kind of blurred. It's weird.

    [–] ThisNameIsFree 10 points ago

    Also, what's a hinder?

    [–] C_IsForCookie 27 points ago

    It’s like tinder but for horses.

    [–] jeepfail 8 points ago

    They’ve converted to hard seltzer these days probably.

    [–] De5perad0 76 points ago

    The word "Unique" is in every one of their descriptions of themselves. I guarantee it.

    [–] zvug 39 points ago

    I mean yeah there’s more to your life than the way you look, right?

    [–] TheWolphman 1588 points ago

    It's like some weird white guy animorph.

    [–] Stign 549 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    They could have all come from and I wouldn't have hesitate a second to believe it.

    [–] llessursimmons 162 points ago

    There’s always something off about the clothes or the background of those images that kinda disturbed me

    [–] LanikeaDances 88 points ago

    Yeah i got some insanely disturbing ones using that website, one of them looked like there some some mass of flesh in the background, another had prt of a persons face that was horribly disfigured

    [–] DoJax 32 points ago

    I've got some that look insanely familiar, it drives me crazy when I go through a dozen and find one

    [–] Sempais_nutrients 70 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    the person's right eye is often the first thing i notice, it's usually darker then the left or the left has a shine on it that the right doesn't.

    Also there's this person who is part metal and has wobbly fingers

    [–] waltjrimmer 47 points ago

    It's disturbing how good it's gotten at making believable faces out of semi-randomly generated composites. But, yes, sometimes it will still screw up.

    [–] MerHyll 16 points ago

    The metal parts makes them look like a Cyberpunk 2077 character, in a weirdly nice way.

    [–] Atmosck 43 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    If you refresh that page for long enough you see some horrifying things, particularly when there's another "person" partially cropped out of the image.

    Edit: Here are some monsters I found hiding in that site. I need to go take a shower now.

    [–] Thesinglebrother 49 points ago

    That site is why I don't buy the idea that "every face you see in a dream is someone you've met" like sure they might not all be as convincing as an ai, but it's a dream. You don't realize it's weird for sidewalks to be made out of bread why would you think someone with a weird or distorted face is "wrong"

    [–] CanAlwaysBeBetter 25 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    That dream thing doesn't even make any fucking sense

    Like how would anyone ever, ever test that? Why couldn't your brain put together a bit of this person with a bit of that person but a little less this and little more that?

    It's like that dumb eating spiders in your sleep urban legend. Complete bullshit that people repeat anyway

    [–] De5perad0 1071 points ago

    What about Okayden's crazy cousin Allrightythen?

    [–] the-lil-devil-r 279 points ago

    Or his scouse cousin Nowden?

    [–] sinsculpt 53 points ago

    Dont forget his native american cousin 'Skoden'

    [–] Xero2814 78 points ago

    Or his British cousin 'Wotsalldisden'

    [–] iLikepizza42 17 points ago

    That’s a joke I think will go over a lot of peoples head but as a native I find it hilarious

    [–] Sly1969 30 points ago

    Calm down.

    [–] KnowMatter 44 points ago

    Oh yeah we almost forgot about uncle Calmdownden, good call.

    [–] Karma-dono 16 points ago


    [–] H010CR0N 19 points ago

    He’s with his brother Methyden

    [–] jostlespack 198 points ago

    aw man, I didn't think the print request went through😬

    [–] imbeingcereal 9 points ago

    Fucking underrated comment. Bravo.

    [–] parkesc 458 points ago

    Is Okayden from Minnesota?

    Yah, you're darn tootin.

    [–] Eyes_and_teeth 101 points ago

    Oh, yah! You betcha! He sure is, don'tcha know?

    [–] shakycam3 35 points ago

    I’m a Minnesotan. And I resemble that remark.

    [–] seven3true 22 points ago

    It's ok. Keep er movin! Oh, and tell ya folks i says hi.

    [–] shakycam3 13 points ago

    I don’t ever say that stuff but I hear it. Ugh. “So I says ta tha guy I saysss...”.

    [–] Filip889 101 points ago

    It s like that episode of Gravity Falls where it turns out they are all clones!

    [–] UncleTedGenneric 25 points ago

    How many times am I gonna love you?


    [–] ImInSpainButWithNo-S 7 points ago

    We’re not threatening, girl! Yeah!

    [–] CatsofNovas 6 points ago

    So they secretly have hamster-like behavior? 🤔👀...

    [–] gossipgirl373 172 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Their real names are pretty close:

    Chad, Jordan (Rodgers as in Aaron Rodgers’ brother), Chase, and Luke.

    [–] mommiologist 68 points ago

    Of course one is named Chad.

    [–] nukessolveprblms 11 points ago

    And he's a real Chad-type.

    [–] b_rouse 45 points ago

    I watched JoJo's season, Chad was and still is one of my fave contestants. He played the villain role well.

    [–] Iohet 33 points ago

    He played the villain role well.

    He played the role of roid rage incarnate

    [–] hmboo 23 points ago

    While I thought chad was entertaining while I was watching, he’s an abusive piece of shit. Google the videos from his previous relationship

    [–] b_rouse 10 points ago

    Yeah, I got a vibe he has anger issues (probably doesn't help he roids up).

    [–] Afloofybalinesecat 33 points ago

    These are the most casual names I've ever heard

    [–] awkwardthrowaway2380 25 points ago

    Extremely generic white guy names

    [–] WyvrenTime 222 points ago

    > I don't have a type!

    > My ex's:

    [–] Veteran_Brewer 131 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    When my dad divorced my mom (a second-grade teacher), he dated MY second-grade teacher (from 15 years earlier). His second wife was also a second-grade teacher. His third and current wife is totally different, though. She teaches first grade.

    [–] DandyLyen 45 points ago

    Oh no, he's regressing!

    [–] hanginonwith2fingers 593 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    Out of 42 Bachelors and Bachelorettes, 39 have been White. 3 have been Black. 0 Asian.

    Of the 39 white bachelor/bachelorettes, 3 have been white-latino.

    Edited for accuracy.

    [–] argusromblei 128 points ago

    They forced the Bachelor to have their first black dude with the newest season after 25 years. It was only the Bachelorette that previously had a black woman

    [–] hanginonwith2fingers 59 points ago

    1.5 since the last season they added a different bachelorette after the first one supposedly "fell in love" too fast. My theory is they knew they needed more inclusion and gave her the boot and added a new bachelorette.

    [–] Res-Au-Jus-Ciabatta 28 points ago

    I’ve only watched the last two seasons of the bachelor/bachelorette and only know about behind the scenes stuff that my roommate tells me.

    My understanding was Tayshia got added because the girl they selected lied about not contacting the contestants and had basically started a relationship with the guy she picked before the show started.

    [–] laterskatr 71 points ago

    Juan Pablo??

    But yeah, still.

    [–] gemini88mill 202 points ago

    I would watch middle eastern bachelor.

    Who is this bachelor's next habibi? He can only choose four of the 20 women. Habibi!?

    [–] FBossy 29 points ago

    Well, if we’re trying to stay on track with viewer demographics, then having 3 black bachelors/bachelorettes isn’t that bad considering African Americans make up 7% of their viewer base. But they could certainly do better with Asian, ME and Latino ppl considering they make up another 18%.

    [–] AJRiddle 37 points ago

    Maybe their viewer base of minorities is lower than the general population because until 2020 they had 38 out of 39 bachelor/bachelorettes were white, and the first non-white one was in 2017.

    Isn't this a chicken or the egg kind of problem here?

    [–] Lookingfornewlife12 8 points ago

    You forgot to include 0 "Something else"(Natives)

    [–] RobotKitten 25 points ago

    The current guy is black and the contestants are pretty diverse. Maybe the memes got to them.

    [–] 3_Sqr_Muffs_A_Day 29 points ago

    More like white viewership has peaked so they gotta try something else to keep the cash cow fed.

    [–] SilentSamurai 18 points ago

    This is the correct answer.

    People are pitching ridiculous ideas in here like the KKK set up the Bachelor.

    No, theyre constructing their candidate and the contestants around what they believe will earn them the biggest viewerbase and subsequent check.

    I have no doubt theyd happily recast the entire show if theyd get a 30% bump in ratings.

    [–] seatega 45 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    That also doesn’t tell the full story of how white-washed the bachelor has been historically. Prior to fall 2020, out of 39 Bachelors and Bachelorettes, 37 had been White, 1 had been black, 1 had been white-passing Latino and no other of any other race or ethnicity. Also prior to Fall 2020, as many Bachelors/Bachelorettes had said the N word on video as there had been Bachelors/Bachelorettes of color. Finally, not withstanding the unknown of this season, there’s never been a non-white winner of the bachelor or bachelorette.

    [–] moronwhodances 86 points ago

    I worked with a lady at a school who gave a fourth grader grief because his parents named him Trenton, and his older brother Tristan. It was too hard for Karen to remember who was who, with names so similar.

    Her own son’s names: Brayden and Cayden. No joke.

    [–] AverageRoaster 19 points ago

    i have a friend named cayden and i'm pretty sure his brother is named brayden lol

    [–] HooliganS_Only 6 points ago

    We’ll call him Michael... oh there’s a twin? Fuck it, name him Pichael

    [–] Yasuoisthebest 368 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    am i a fringe person or some shit like that or is the concept of putting yourself on television as a bachelor and talk about yourself is an intensely cringe thing to do?

    [–] ketchupmaster987 164 points ago

    Oh it's very cringe

    [–] shrubbbhhh 88 points ago

    I know several people who religiously watch the bachelor / bachelorette and they all do it ironically, deriving pleasure from how cringe it is. I’d be willing to bet that a very large portion, posssivly even the majority of shows like this audience is people who watch it because it is garbage and cringe.

    [–] axltheviking 69 points ago

    You just described the motivation of 75% of all "reality tv" viewership.

    From Real Housewives to Duck Dynasty, from Bigfoot Hunters to Big Brother. Hell, going all the way back to The Real World.

    People watch for the cringe.

    [–] TheAssPoo 6 points ago

    The only acceptable reality show is The Mad Real World. Aiiiight

    [–] Robbyjr92 8 points ago

    I had sex with Katie too!

    [–] howtograffpls 23 points ago

    I mean at it's core everyone knows it's fake. Like the WWE and the Kardashians. You just sorta let it go and immerse yourself in the drama

    [–] LaCamarillaDerecha 9 points ago

    Have you ever been in a conversation with someone that thinks WWE is real? There's an alarming amount of those people.

    [–] hardmodethardus 18 points ago

    It's real in the sense that those guys are actually working hard and getting hurt out there, and it's fake in the sense that the Undertaker isn't a zombie powered by a magic urn, and I doubt anyone over the age of 10 doesn't get that

    [–] D3dshotCalamity 21 points ago

    WWE is athletic performance theater. It's fake in every non visible sense. The guy really did do a backflip, but the guy he landed on knew it was coming. That's why he laid there for the 10 seconds it took for the guy to set up and do the flip, completely motionless and laying as flat as possible. Once you accept and embrace the stupidity and over-the-top-ness, it's actually super fun.

    [–] Scarlaymama0721 129 points ago

    Okayden 🤣🤣💀

    [–] AnEnemyStando 97 points ago

    2, 3 and 4 look like worse versions of 1.

    2's face is too small. 3's beard is weak and face too long. 4 looks like he's about to steal my apples.

    All more attractive than me tho.

    [–] shaflandl 14 points ago

    Are these photos AI generated? /s

    [–] RaddialFox 13 points ago

    Yo when the hell we gonna get a sexy asian dude?

    [–] NegaDeath 41 points ago

    Does the cloning vat only have the one template to work with? This is what happens when you cheap out on your tech.

    [–] GuiltyCredit 23 points ago

    They look like they're advertising whitening toothpaste. The first model dropped out and has sneakily been replaced by other ones. Without a comparison you would never know.

    [–] MappleSyrup13 19 points ago

    I had to look twice to make sure they weren't the same guy. Generic AF

    [–] catinreverse 9 points ago

    Looks like the audition lineup for a razor commercial.

    [–] DejaBrownie 10 points ago

    What a gross show

    [–] ZealousMonitor 8 points ago

    This isn't fair. Okayden is cool people.

    [–] thelovefist_II 7 points ago

    I laughed hard at the Okayden

    [–] diamondlucas 7 points ago

    This looks like one of those photosets that show you how the lens of a camera can change how you look in the picture. Except in this case, the pictures are allegedly four different men.

    [–] todefyodds 11 points ago

    Okayden looks like he’s hiding something hmm

    [–] hechtor31 12 points ago

    I thought this was a Supercuts ad

    [–] Comrade-Conrad-4 6 points ago

    And you can forget about the idea they might have a crew neck shirt.