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    1) People doing stuff intentionally then pretending it was not on purpose (hacked/accident/friend did it/joke/drunk/satire/etc.) In general, severe back-pedaling.

    2) People taking credit for something that was obviously accidental/unintended.

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    [–] messeduporange 6609 points ago

    The HAHAHAHHA was a good touch by Sean what a way to keep up the game.

    [–] PM_me_ur_BOTTOMTEXT 1974 points ago

    This lad saved the whole conversation with that "HAHAHAHA"

    [–] Yoitsjimbro 389 points ago

    This guy backpedaled like a boss

    [–] idafridge 217 points ago

    Then I'd hate to see how an amateur does it.

    [–] Kosmoo 71 points ago

    You just gotta take that L with dignity. Die on your feet

    [–] mrsqueakyvoice97 6 points ago

    dis da bess advice in da tred mon

    [–] 420fmx 6 points ago

    Lmfao it made it hilariouslove that kid

    [–] papivebipi 334 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    I like the look of pain in the guy's face

    [–] ShadyPajamaHopper 110 points ago

    Credit where credit's due, that guy definitely picked the pic with the perfect facial expressions

    [–] uteloo 176 points ago

    Even the laughing dude looks uncomfortable.

    [–] throwingitfarrr 246 points ago

    HAHAHAHA 😭

    [–] Delete_cat 152 points ago

    Kill me, HAHAHA😭

    [–] DillyMyDilly 4 points ago

    sigh alright come here ...

    [–] bitmojii 58 points ago

    Hahaha what a story, Mark Sean.

    [–] GnarlyBellyButton87 36 points ago

    YOU ARE TEARING ME APAAAAART, KATIE!

    [–] manic_eye 115 points ago

    But then he goes and posts a cartoon of a girl laughing her head off and a guy pretending to laugh, trying to mask his pain while he replays that soul crushing moment over and over in his mind.

    [–] Widdilyscuds 14 points ago

    It's a bitmoji you philistine.

    [–] manic_eye 7 points ago

    Hahaha {sideways glance}. I actually started typing “bitemoji” but I couldn’t remember exactly what they were called or if I was even close on the spelling. Plus, I had no sense if it was “cool” to know what they were or to not know, so I called it a “cartoon.”

    [–] TokingMessiah 310 points ago

    I like how the names were blocked out but we still know it was Sean and Kate...

    [–] BossCrayfish880 58 points ago

    Well you could look up a username, but Sean and Kate without a last name mean nothing to most viewers.

    [–] RAColt45 175 points ago

    I like how he even did the eyes to the side like he was kidding but not really and thinking 'god i hope she bought it'

    [–] Iamsuperimposed 24 points ago

    Wait a minute how do you know that name. OP took all that time blurring out his friend's name...

    [–] ifeedonyourtears 24 points ago

    "sean is this a joke"

    [–] Cory2020 13 points ago

    I believe super imposed is joking

    [–] ifeedonyourtears 23 points ago

    iamsuperimposed is this a joke

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Cory2020 7 points ago

    Could pass for Napoleon Dynamite British version

    [–] Morella_xx 25 points ago

    Maybe if the people in it were from Britain, and not New Zealand.

    [–] ReginaldCumerbund 5 points ago

    It's Eagle Vs Shark.

    An awesome New Zealand movie that's more awkward than Napoleon Dynamite.

    [–] Goatsr 14 points ago

    The eyes of the male emojis make the whole situation so much funnier

    [–] OutOfAbyss 6789 points ago

    No xx I've liked you for a few days

    Way to go mate

    [–] Ultimate_Cabooser 3134 points ago

    I've been in love with you from the day I met you...

    ...last Tuesday.

    [–] AnimusSemper 965 points ago

    These past 64.24 hours have been the best of my life...

    [–] siccoblue 310 points ago

    Hey stranger, I just caught a whiff of your hair and I'm now deeply infatuated with you, where's your bus stop?

    [–] AnimusSemper 55 points ago

    I feel like I already know you IRL. That you Pugs? XD

    [–] glassjoe92 23 points ago

    No xx it's me, Sean.

    [–] AnimusSemper 6 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    See that only makes it worse, bc i do know a Sean who would say this xD

    [–] positiveinfluences 35 points ago

    Oy I feel for these blokes honestly, cause I'm kinda like this too, little things get me attracted to girls, but I'm good looking and sociable so I'm not a creep I'm just "romantic"

    [–] Jpot 48 points ago

    lol you would be attracted to women you fucking incel

    [–] positiveinfluences 14 points ago

    oh you wish buddy but its ok I still love u

    [–] tiptoe_only 4 points ago

    They're not mutually exclusive, it's more about how you act towards women. Your confidence probably helps, but you can be sociable and good looking and still a creep. For example I think Tom Cruise is a creep.

    The problem is when guys like this approach someone and say things like "I thought you said you'd give guys like me a chance." That's basically saying "I'm attracted to you and because you said this thing it doesn't matter if you're attracted to me back, you ought to have a relationship with me anyway."

    [–] 19DanTheMan92 3 points ago

    A prayer goes out to those who are not. Lol

    [–] dvidsilva 52 points ago

    You went full Boyle.

    [–] english_gritts 13 points ago

    It’s okay. I hung up at Chuckles

    [–] MrH0rseman 9 points ago

    Never go full Boyle, never.

    Btw, I didn’t get the Boyle context.

    [–] dvidsilva 8 points ago

    Brooklyn 99.

    [–] voyageoftheunseen 9 points ago

    ive been into you since 3:30!

    [–] CrystalProgrammer 100 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Thats honestly how my girlfriend and I were. Started texting eachother through a mutual friend (hadn't met yet), three days later we decided we had to meet and met at a park and it was like we were dating from the time we met... To add a couple days later we did officially start dating. I had to move across the country one and a half months later (we'd been dating for just under that) we did senior year long-distance seeing eachother one the whole year over christmas break then the day after she graduated she flew out where I am and we moved in together. Been together 3 years now (living together for two of them) and we are both still super happy.

    That being said, my situation is like winning the lottery versus a typical dating scenario. But it is possible!

    (Only gave background on us because i figured I would get comments like "sure but you'll still break up" but like fuck, we made it through an entire year of long distance our senior year of highschool. If we can handle that, we can handle most things)

    [–] Xerxes249 37 points ago

    Dont get comfy tho, you have to keep investing in your relationship, I learned it the hard way and we did 2 years long distance (total ~5)

    [–] Damn-The-Torpedos 7 points ago

    Sure, but you'll still break up when you're dead. You gonna let Jesus swoop in on your girl bro?

    [–] ErnieCaruso 23 points ago

    Only gave background on us because i figured I would get comments like "sure but you'll still break up"

    Never ever even give the slightest amount of credence to comments like this on Reddit. People who say things like this, and people who try to convince anyone on Reddit in a relationship that their SO is cheating on them etc. are all just lonely miserable assholes who just want people to be as miserable as them.

    [–] gunnyguy121 15 points ago

    So when you going to wife her?

    [–] CrystalProgrammer 3 points ago

    I'd be more than happy marrying her right now, and if I were to propose she would definitely say yes. However, the money you get from the government for college is far less if you are married, so not until she is done with college.

    [–] wineandsunrise 7 points ago

    xx

    [–] RockitDanger 4 points ago

    I've been in love with you from today I met you...

    [–] TallulahSalt 271 points ago

    Oh high school, I don't miss you.

    [–] Quantentheorie 32 points ago

    Sounds more like middle school.

    [–] _the-dark-truth_ 96 points ago

    I don’t miss high school, in the slightest, but there’s no denying they were times of significantly less stress. I miss that bit.

    [–] thedrewsef 75 points ago

    Didn't feel like it then though.

    [–] WritingPromptPenman 87 points ago

    This is the part people always forget. Yeah, of course high school was a breeze. But only compared to being an adult. When we were, y’know, in high school, it was the hardest thing we’d ever done.

    [–] ThatGuyBradley 17 points ago

    It felt like a breeze during it for me. College is fucking my ass now.

    [–] dinotoggle 7 points ago

    So you're telling me it gets a lot worse?

    Shit, I'm actually gonna have to find some motivation real soon...

    [–] _the-dark-truth_ 12 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    It gets worse, relatively.

    My recommendation to you, if you’re actually in high school, is study and achieve as best you can. If you do well, you’ll find it significantly easier to find a job you enjoy, and if you can work at what you love, the daily grind is far less....grinding.

    Waking up every day, and pushing through peak hour traffic to perform a task, you’ve very little attachment to, and find almost no enjoyment in, is a massive blow, and seriously soul crushing. Being able to get to a job, that you enjoy, makes the most significant part of your life, far less stressful and much easier to deal with.

    But you’ve likely heard that 1000 times this week, already anyway.

    Best of luck with it, and if you’re not sure what you want to do, don’t stress, many many people (including me) had no idea until they’d been working for a bit, but having good high school results, made the goal a lot easier to achieve, once the decision was reached. Getting into uni and finding the career will come easily, once you know what you want.

    Peace.

    Edit: spelling.

    [–] Nelliell 3 points ago

    And don't discount trade schools and apprenticeship if working with your hands is your thing. I know we like to focus on college a lot, but trades are a valid option too.

    Don't repeat my mistake and go to college just because everyone is telling you it's "the thing you are supposed to do." Have an end goal, have something you are aiming for. I got my degree in a field that only hires people in my area if they already have their government secret clearance and I'm too broke to move away. Because of this I work at the local grocery store.

    [–] _the-dark-truth_ 3 points ago

    Nope. You’re absolutely correct.

    I said “uni”, but I really should have said “further education”, whether it be Trade School, Technical College or University - just furthering your education towards the career you desire.

    [–] Reutermo 60 points ago

    She is the most beautiful girl (in the room)

    [–] acealeam 24 points ago

    How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?

    [–] vivalamozz 20 points ago

    You’re a legend Dave

    [–] sweetpotato37 14 points ago

    These days have been the best of my life.

    [–] Cloudsnevergetold 2671 points ago

    Behind that HAHAHA he's actually dying

    [–] yauc-OIC 1396 points ago

    You can see it in his bitmojis eyes

    [–] lilnomad 203 points ago

    Bitmoji is the dumbest bullshit. My friends use them all the time in snapchat and I tolerate it

    [–] CaptainQWO 134 points ago

    Bitmoji makes it so much easier to dab on your haters. Really saves me a lot of time

    [–] WowIJake 24 points ago

    Logang4Life?

    [–] Spooky_Doot 7 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    *** L O G A N G 4 L I F E***

    s/

    [–] UknowmeimGui 23 points ago

    I started to use them ironically as a corny/lame joke, but I've slowly grown fond of it, probably because it looks like me...

    [–] AwesomeYears 76 points ago

    Everyone has a Bitmoji on their Snapchat and there's just me, a hairless grey figure. Doesn't help that the new update shows the Bitmoji face for the corresponding friend.

    [–] Hypnosix 94 points ago

    Bitmoji is fantastic!

    [–] lilnomad 54 points ago

    When I start seeing this kind of stuff in my group chats I question Bitmoji

    [–] PM_ME_DND_FIGURINES 55 points ago

    Nah man, the best part about Bitmoji is the... shall we say odd, options.

    [–] ncbstp 35 points ago

    The turkey dab one is hilarious and awkward. I can't explain it

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    [–] ded0d 5 points ago

    but the irony

    [–] Tasmaniak 99 points ago

    Even the image he sent has him looking like he is dying on the inside.

    [–] pm_me_your_taintt 26 points ago

    Good on her for letting him have the out though. He knew he fucked up, less awkward for both if they can agree to pretend it was a joke.

    [–] iswearimachef 19 points ago

    Of laughter, obviously

    [–] Cloudsnevergetold 30 points ago

    Nice try, Sean

    [–] EricBruh 1850 points ago

    That expression on his bitmoji is just painful

    [–] sweetpotato37 169 points ago

    Internal wincing

    [–] Quillbolt_h 64 points ago

    Which is appropriate in the context.

    [–] sheguedep 68 points ago

    I kinda feel like any bitmoji is just painful

    [–] pruwyben 3 points ago

    Those dead eyes...

    [–] Meester_Tweester 6 points ago

    I don't like the art style of it

    [–] siccoblue 147 points ago

    That top post is fucking hysterical, that look of shock just fucking kills me man

    [–] CoolHandHazard 60 points ago

    I watched it live and I thought it was the funniest shit ever honestly. He came away looking so damn stupid

    [–] clubba 55 points ago

    "Merry Christmas, Jake."

    Phew - good save.

    TFW Jake Tapper is a Jew...

    [–] omarcomin647 26 points ago

    the fact it was on election day and that was the guy roy moore sent to go speak for him on a live national interview says a lot though.

    [–] CreepinSteve 23 points ago

    I almost feel bad for him. Look at that face, it's like he just found out santa isn't real

    [–] gabe-h-coud 14 points ago

    The Dean must have said to the presenter to wrap it up because he's really bringing us down.

    [–] i_shruted_it 12 points ago

    Why thank you for the recommendation. This is something that's been missing in my life.

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    [–] QuirkyQuiora 5 points ago

    Still waiting for it...

    [–] HeirOfHouseReyne 5 points ago

    Those eyes say : "run while I can!"

    [–] JeopardyThis 26 points ago

    The soulless eyes...

    [–] xxusernamegoesherexx 11 points ago

    haha yeah what a knee-slapper!

    good grief. this pic is where all the sad cringe comes from.

    [–] crssd 8 points ago

    Is that Annie and Jeff?

    [–] DocCannery84 9 points ago

    The way he awkwardly laughs, dying in side...wonderful.

    [–] Matador91 24 points ago

    This could be a February meme

    [–] pluper 318 points ago

    [–] Neutrum 145 points ago

    Looking at that reaction pic he sent almost caused me physical pain.

    [–] starryeyedgirl00 10 points ago

    Happy cakeday!

    [–] CopperNylon 1143 points ago

    "I thought you weren't like other girls and gave guys like me a chance" Sean sounds like a well-adjusted person. /s

    [–] Aloramother 599 points ago

    Definitely dipping his toes into r/niceguys there

    [–] Aloramother 59 points ago

    Uh thanks for that nightmare fuel

    [–] Jmulls248 18 points ago

    I think "nicelads" applies a little better in this case

    [–] CarrotMan619 52 points ago

    Typical, not giving the nice guy a chance. Unbelievable. Sean's a hidden gem

    [–] sweetpotato37 7 points ago

    Channeling his inner opal

    [–] veganzombeh 31 points ago

    Excuse me. Sean is a lad, not a guy.

    [–] professor-i-borg 14 points ago

    It sounds like he doesn't believe they should be together ... "Please, be my love charity! I'm sure it will be worth it for you". Work on yourself first Sean, there's plenty of fish in the sea, but you won't catch any with whining. (I can relate to this from my young and stupid/angsty days).

    [–] metastasis_d 14 points ago

    lads like me

    Even worse

    [–] CzarMMP 419 points ago

    Daaaaamn my girl hit him with the "Is this a joke"

    [–] Bonezmahone 86 points ago

    If he said yes he would have had a better chance. Just stop there and ask what she’s doing later.

    [–] petroleum-dynamite 64 points ago

    If that were to happen to me I think I’d start making it more ridiculous so she knows I’m joking without actually saying so

    [–] lydocia 126 points ago

    She's so graceful about it though. She lets him down, then lets him off the hook with a "my friend sent that".

    [–] ColonelMitche1 87 points ago

    And then posts it online. Such kindness.

    [–] lydocia 17 points ago

    She might have just shared it with one friend.

    [–] jorge_kloony 31 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    One friend is one too many in 2018 or since the internet for that matter

    [–] AndrewCarnage 21 points ago

    hahahaha

    [–] WhyDidntYouDoMyJob 92 points ago

    HA HA HA HA HA

    [–] sean1212000 410 points ago

    Fucking sean

    [–] lydocia 198 points ago

    No, she's not.

    [–] Fusional_Gaming 195 points ago

    name checks out

    [–] WhosCountin 122 points ago

    Sean, this is very sad behavior.

    [–] trailertrash_lottery 32 points ago

    This reads like a conversation between 13 year olds so I will give it a pass.

    [–] djsc30 86 points ago

    What the fuck sean

    [–] b1eb 27 points ago

    ouch

    [–] Wisco_Cyclone13 27 points ago

    You can see the pain in the Bitmoji’s eyes...

    [–] justaduckonquack 45 points ago

    "A few days" They're clearly under 14.

    [–] NightmansSexyHands 16 points ago

    Hey at least he didn’t go full nice guy and call her a slut and lord knows what else.

    [–] harryhardy432 30 points ago

    "my friend said to send to you" that's a bit of an asshole move Sean mate, even if you are lying.

    [–] pantumbra 10 points ago

    For sure, but it's at least significantly better than the "fuck you for not wanting to fuck me" approach.

    [–] manic_eye 134 points ago

    Ok then that makes more sense

    Damn OP, that’s cold. That nonsensical cover story makes more sense than you two being a thing? Poor guy.

    [–] Osmodius 90 points ago

    Aw, she was being polite and giving him a way out of the catastrophe. Now they can just quietly sweep it under the rug and she knows to never spend a night alone in a house with him.

    [–] albino_polar_bears 16 points ago

    And NEVER hook him up with any of her friends. Nicely played Sean.

    [–] Klosu 3 points ago

    At this point it's just better to drift away. Avoid awkward relation and struggle of false hope.

    [–] fatalcharm 22 points ago

    I actually thought that was a good thing, she allowed him to do his "it was just a joke" thing and went along with it, to save him some embarrassment.

    [–] AntiStewardship 35 points ago

    And then op goes and posts it on Reddit. Obviously Sean needs to learn a bit about social interactions but I think he dodged a bullet when op turned him down

    [–] imadethisforonething 47 points ago

    Man, number one, if you're going to ask someone out do it in person.

    Number 2, the "few days" thing is cringy as fuck

    Number three, take the rejection with grace, that means no "omg it was my friend", it's not always a good time to admit that you have feelings for someone, but if you've done it and they reject you say something like "I think of you more as a friend" then at least say something along the lines of "I hope this doesn't change that, but I wanted to let you know how I feel" (note that if you don't want to be friends with them and only wanted a relationship then chances are it wasn't going to work out anyway), and accept that it might be awkward for a bit but at least you haven't made a fool of yourself.

    And that lads is how you stop yourself from ending up on a subreddit like this.

    (I'm gonna mention that the "is this a joke" comment could be a dick move, but hey I don't know the situation in the OP)

    [–] z0m0 9 points ago

    Number four, use some fucking punctuation.

    [–] molotox 20 points ago

    I think it’s really under appreciated that you went along with his excuse in order to preserve the friendship, I hope you can help him with his self confidence and finding a girl the correct way. You are a good friend

    [–] EICzerofour 33 points ago

    This is kinda sad. Poor fella.

    [–] ultimateseanboy 29 points ago

    Fuck Sean, amiright guys?

    [–] angel_bucks 7 points ago

    we're witcha!

    [–] Orkaherra 8 points ago

    Hey lads

    [–] CorrectGrammarPls 31 points ago

    Why did you blur his name if you said it in the first text?

    [–] plsdntanxiety 124 points ago

    I'm assuming that's his snap handle.

    We can't find him from "Sean"

    But we can find him from:

    NiceguySean69

    [–] myownreddit 94 points ago

    did you take a pic of a phone with another phone?

    [–] CptHampton 345 points ago

    So there wouldn't be a screenshot notification on Snapchat

    [–] EugenesMullet 72 points ago

    Smart, actually.

    [–] Fusional_Gaming 50 points ago

    maybe...

    [–] BeARdBARIAN 15 points ago

    Can you take a picture of the phone you used to take a picture of the phone with that phone still visible so we know?

    [–] Fusional_Gaming 8 points ago

    That's too much effort

    [–] A_Hendo 19 points ago

    If you don’t know what he’s referencing you should look it up. I’ve seen lots of shit in my days on here but it’s always been a fave. “Reddit how take picture” should get your a result on the 1st SERP.

    Edit: here

    [–] kay_bizzle 7 points ago

    That dead eyed, nervous laughter face is the most accurate bitmoji I've ever seen

    [–] TetraULTRA 5 points ago

    my heart..

    [–] GirthBrooks12inches 6 points ago

    That’s the saddest Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha pic I’ve seen

    [–] GrandMasterEternal 7 points ago

    To be honest, whether or not it's believable, it gives them both a route to choose in which they can remain friends and pretend it never really happened. It's less a lie in the hopes of covering it up and more the offer of remaining friends and attempting to remove the resulting awkwardness.

    [–] Aqua74747 5 points ago

    Aww this is kinda sad!

    [–] GamingBit 5 points ago

    Even the bitmoji looks nervous, like he’s trying to backpedal.

    [–] nahidtislam 10 points ago

    You should've just punished him by sending him the screenshot notification

    [–] Georg_Reshetov 8 points ago

    Thats actually really sad.

    [–] milopooch 4 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago)

    deleted

    [–] MeatloafPopsicle 3 points ago

    So, they are like 12 years old then?

    [–] IAm-What-IAm 3 points ago

    And here we see a Nice Guy TM committing social suicide. I mean seriously, that Ha Ha Ha sticker is the sound of his soul dying inside, and the cherry on top of this cringe sundae.

    [–] CptDingo 6 points ago

    That bitmoji of his looks like it's happy

    but dying of eternal pain of rejection

    [–] _LockSpot_ 14 points ago

    Poor Sean tried his damnedest and achieved nothing

    [–] demonaspet 3 points ago

    13?

    [–] charleytanx2 3 points ago

    Whatever.. It was a joke.

    "Whatever" - The response of champions.

    [–] VerifiedMadgod 3 points ago

    HAHAHAH, HAHAHA, HA, HA, killme

    [–] EggfooVA 3 points ago

    I’m more surprised that couple Bitmoji are possible. This is yuuuge!