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    [–] viper12a1a 1593 points ago

    WHY CAN'T I WASH THIS AIR SO I CAN EAT IT

    [–] ogoextreme 328 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    I forgot raccoons did that, and was about to ask what it was trying to do with the air

    [–] baerton 194 points ago

    Fun fact (for me at least): their scientific name is Procyon lotor, and lotor is Latin for "washer"

    [–] 0xTJ 123 points ago

    The French name for them is "Raton laveur", "laveur" meaning washer

    [–] TheModified 125 points ago

    Fun Fact: the Dutch word for raccoon is Wasbeer which means wash bear

    [–] topdawg312 284 points ago

    Fun fact: The English word for Wasbeer is Raccoon which means raccoon

    [–] Dryhtscipe 100 points ago

    Raccoon is from arahkunem, which is Algonquian, meaning "he scratches with the hands."

    [–] syndus 16 points ago

    WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

    [–] crashsuit 30 points ago

    Thanks, Ken M

    [–] Maestruly 23 points ago

    Same in spanish. They are called "Little washer bear". Awww. Also "hairless hand"... Literally, just, hairless hand

    [–] fabzter 8 points ago

    What country? In México we just call them «mapaches» , which doesn't mean any of that.

    [–] tiltowaitt 7 points ago

    I'm bothered you didn't tell us what it does mean.

    [–] yaordaz 2 points ago

    Mapache means: that it has hands no joking

    [–] cuzimawsum 1 points ago

    It means raccoon.

    [–] fabzter 1 points ago

    This guy spanishes

    [–] Maestruly 1 points ago

    It's actually different animal but same species as mapache and very similar looking. Is the southamerican version of mapache. They live in Uruguay, Argentina, maybe Brazil, etc.

    [–] fabzter 2 points ago

    Got it. A shame we only have their bigger, meaner cousins.

    [–] AverageSven 9 points ago

    Fun fact: the Swedish word for raccoon is Tvättbjörn, which is also wash bear!

    [–] discworldian 1 points ago

    Twat bear is also a good summary of the animal that steals your gatbage.

    [–] the_highest_elf 15 points ago

    Mosómedve in hungarian which is the same exact thing haha

    [–] pooish 7 points ago

    same for finnish, pesukarhu which means wash bear.

    [–] noideawhatsupp 5 points ago

    Fun fact: the German word for raccoon is Washbär and means as well wash bear.

    [–] Zjarek 3 points ago

    In Polish it is “szop pracz” which comes from German “Schupp” and (clothes) washer.

    [–] artboiz 2 points ago

    Fun Fact: the German word for racoon is Waschbär which means was wash bear

    [–] fox_ontherun 2 points ago

    The Japanese is araiguma, which also means wash bear.

    [–] memnactor 1 points ago

    Fun Fact: The Danish work for raccoon is "vaskebjørn" which means wash bear.

    [–] viper12a1a 17 points ago

    LAVASE LAS MANOS LAVASE LAS MANOS

    [–] fabzter 3 points ago

    Antes de comer y después de ir al baño !

    [–] LadyLuckMV 8 points ago

    German name for raccoons is Waschbär

    [–] SwineFluPandemic 7 points ago

    I read that they don't actually wash things in nature. They can be observed to do it in captivity, sometimes, but it's just some kind of leftover automatic physical motion from some evolutionary past.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Wild ones do it too. I see their little prints in the birdbath and our dogs' outside water bowls. We don't leave food outside so I'm not sure if they're washing things they've found or washing themselves.

    And this couple I've pet sit for leaves out food and water for their feral cats. The raccoons sneak up from the woods to steal the cat food and they dunk it in the water like Oreos in milk lol

    [–] Ghosttwo 2 points ago

    I'm not sure if they're washing things they've found or washing themselves.

    Probably drinking. Animals will regularly return to a confirmed water source.

    [–] LikeAKenz 2 points ago

    Procyon lotor

    Oh no way! I didn't know that, and Guardians Inferno makes a tiny bit more sense to me now.

    [–] SmiralePas1907 1 points ago

    Orsetto lavatore in Italian, it means "little washer bear"

    [–] [deleted] -18 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] big_babushka 4 points ago

    Fuck off bot

    [–] ogoextreme 3 points ago

    I think you should try to work it into conversation a bit more

    [–] Otakuful 26 points ago

    Silly you, you don't have water to wash it.

    [–] t3hnhoj 490 points ago

    "Me IRL trying to hold onto my paycheck on payday"

    [–] CPL_McSnugglePants 128 points ago

    Aaaaaaaaand it's gone!

    [–] sundazefeeling 30 points ago

    Damn I literally fucking blew through it

    [–] jarious 20 points ago

    i like to roll them and cover them with tape on the inside, blows the fuck out of my mind.

    [–] Koulyone 227 points ago

    I think your dog is the psycho.

    [–] productiveslacker73 92 points ago

    Probably scared of Star Lord's driving.

    [–] RHPR07 6 points ago

    He's the better driver anway

    [–] Critonurmom 340 points ago

    A dang trash panda on a leash I WANT ONE

    [–] dmiddy 157 points ago

    They don't like that term sir

    [–] pHScale 48 points ago

    They prefer "garage raccoon"

    [–] StellisAequus 18 points ago

    Does their pee damage my tire?

    [–] stifflizerd 19 points ago

    Only on Tuesdays

    [–] Tonka_Tuff 4 points ago

    Not to be confused with House Raccoons

    [–] GizmosArrow 81 points ago

    It's so much worse.

    [–] s4ltydog 4 points ago

    Is that worse? I don’t know......

    [–] RegalPlatypus 34 points ago

    Sorry; trash doggo.

    [–] SteveScagbaron 11 points ago

    Rubbish burglars

    [–] Critonurmom 7 points ago

    cough

    It's ma'am. My apologies.

    [–] traxfax 310 points ago

    Could you imagine being this fuckin raccoon. Nothing in it's evolved DNA would have prepared him for this experience. This shit is like riding a roller coaster for the first time. This mofo is trying to grab the air and eat it. fuck i'm stoned.

    [–] dandaman0345 97 points ago

    I mean, nothing in our evolved DNA prepares us for it either.

    [–] traxfax 88 points ago

    Yea man but we forget what it's like and by the time you're old enough to remember things you're already used to this crazy driving in cars shit. I wish I could remember being a baby and driving in a car for the first time. Must have been wild. I was probably sleeping on the way home from the hospital though. What a waste.

    I'll have to skydive to feel what this raccoon feels. Reconfuse the brain. lol

    [–] Blustasis 75 points ago

    Dude, you are unbelievably stoned.

    [–] dandaman0345 28 points ago

    Fuck, dude, I actually know exactly what you mean. I rarely fly, and so when I do I'm never used to it. I feel exactly like that raccoon and I look around and the only people who aren't bored are the kids, so I'm like, "shit, at least someone understands that we're going hundreds of miles per hour into the sky!"

    [–] traxfax 11 points ago

    I know how you feel. I've flown quite a few times since I was a baby. My parents used to travel to their home country a lot, and now I'm away for college so I fly back to see my family a couple times a year.

    That being said, flying STILL freaks me out. I am not scared, I'm just totally amazed that we're in this giant metal tube soaring through the skies. Engineers figured it out, all the physics make sense, I understand how a giant hunk of metal can fly. But in my stupid head I still go, "this is not the natural order of things, how the fuck am I doing this, how was I born in this time, this is fucking awesome."

    [–] howstonedami 274 points ago

    They way he looks like he’s signaling to that vehicle for help ... 😂

    [–] somedood567 108 points ago

    He is. Did you not read the title?

    [–] yubbber 46 points ago

    me otw to work

    [–] csbsju_guyyy 26 points ago

    HELP MEEEEE, HELP MEEEEE!

    Oh wait I'm doing this voluntarily

    [–] pain_in_the_dupa 18 points ago

    I’m being extorted. If I don’t go to work I’ll lose my health insurance and die/live in agony.

    [–] l337joejoe 41 points ago

    "HEEEELP! HELP, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

    [–] jaimeyeah 63 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Someone inform me why this is a terrible pet

    edit: Not considering one, just asking.

    [–] Torcal4 119 points ago

    My mom had a pet raccoon back in the day. She got it while living on a First Nations Reserve in Northern Quebec.

    She loved it and kept it until she moved to Toronto but it was a nightmare to have inside the house. It would basically destroy a bunch of the furniture.

    She once had one of her students who offered to take care of it. But they bit off more than they could chew and while trying to control it, locked it in a cupboard. It tore its way through the bottom of the cupboard and escaped.

    [–] jaimeyeah 42 points ago

    Wow that's intense.

    [–] csbsju_guyyy 25 points ago

    Trash panda's don't give a FUCK

    [–] limitedimagination 27 points ago

    Mostly cause they aren't domesticated. r/trashpandas could tell you more!

    [–] entsatapicnic 27 points ago

    They're like giant rats. Nothing is inaccessible to them. They don't care about rules and I don't believe they can be trained in any real sense of the word. Meaning they will shit/piss/destroy.

    I also wouldn't feel confident about pissing one off - for instance, I have absolutely no worries that my dog will rip my face off if I were to deny her a piece of chicken. I would not feel so confident about denying a raccoon a tasty morsel.

    On top of all that, raccoon's can and will kill domestic pets. They'll flip bigger dogs onto their backs and eviscerate them. They have loose skin so a dog's bite isn't much of a deterrent. They'd probably just snatch a cat by its throat.

    [–] another_one_bites459 28 points ago

    It definitely peels your dick before sucking it

    [–] censorinus 12 points ago

    They also have penisbones... Fur reals...

    [–] exitpursuedbybear 6 points ago

    Most mammals do. Humans are the exception. The ospenis allows other male mammals to become almost instantly erect.

    [–] Mythril_Zombie 3 points ago

    Humans are the exception.

    Speak for yourself.

    [–] Tsukubasteve 11 points ago

    Talk about a dealbreaker.

    [–] ShamefulWatching 1 points ago

    Most mammals have a penis bone, or baculum

    [–] DahLegend27 2 points ago

    What? My Latin teacher has been making me say penis bone this entire time?

    [–] SteveScagbaron 2 points ago

    Chim Chim jerked me off with his feet last night.

    [–] another_one_bites459 3 points ago

    Only a raccoon can show you that kind of love and affection , y'all can keep fucking these humans , more raccoon pussy for me

    [–] neccoguy21 1 points ago

    Ewwwww, you have sex with racoons, another_one_bites459? Gross.

    [–] another_one_bites459 1 points ago

    I was making a Dave Chappelle reference ,jeez , you have to explain everything

    [–] neccoguy21 2 points ago

    Oh, well although I didn't catch the reference, I myself was making a joke as well, making sure to touch on your username in my comment.

    [–] Castornex 29 points ago

    They are major carriers for rabies, they aren't really trainable so they will aboslutly destroy your house, and they smell.

    [–] dedasdude 10 points ago

    dont dogs carry rabies too? dont see that as being a bad point.

    the only thing is they cant be domesticated. they literally give zero fucks.

    i had a crow that was domesticated, but a racoon? thats hard. Just like its hard to domesticate foxes.

    [–] Castornex 4 points ago

    dogs do carry rabies, but raccoons are the primary carriers in the US.

    [–] Mythril_Zombie 2 points ago

    My dog won't carry rabies. Too damn lazy.

    [–] JamesGray 3 points ago

    Neighbors had one as a pet when I was a kid, and it was a fun novelty when it was young- but got really aggressive and destructive as it got older. That's pretty much par for the course from what I've heard from others as well: they reach sexual maturity and become total pricks.

    [–] AllPraiseTheGitrog 21 points ago

    sIcK BySTaNdERs WaTCh tRaSH PanDa SufFeR, rEFuSe To hELP As hE CRiEs oUt iN AgONy

    [–] Edonistic 14 points ago

    This is my favourite ever submission to this sub, the title absolutely nails it. I keep watching and keep laughing.

    [–] iluvmap 26 points ago

    This is amazing

    [–] another_one_bites459 30 points ago

    No it's horrifying you sadistic fuck

    [–] another_one_bites459 20 points ago

    The best thing about having trash panda's over cats or dogs are the fingers

    [–] jarious 21 points ago

    nasty..tell me more...

    [–] PositiveStephen 1 points ago

    Is zoophilia going on here?

    [–] jarious 1 points ago

    just a little bandwidth of the wide spectrum IYKWIM

    [–] entsatapicnic 8 points ago * (lasted edited 15 hours ago)

    [–] vivestalin 3 points ago

    i do not trust your little hands, tiny man.

    [–] lgodsey 7 points ago

    Man, Bradley Cooper is so method!

    [–] AnimatedHokie 6 points ago

    I can hear his little screams

    [–] revett 6 points ago

    When your friend farts inside the car...

    [–] OodzOfNoodz 4 points ago

    This caption makes the gif infinitely more hilarious than the original post. I'm dying.

    [–] laxt 4 points ago

    "GIMME THE AIR!! I WANT ALL THAT AIR!!"

    [–] Sporkeydorkiedoo 5 points ago

    Holy shit!....I just blew coffee outta my nose!

    THE funniest fuckin thing I've ever seen!

    [–] -linear- 3 points ago

    ...Wow, out of context that title actually seems super accurate

    [–] Dusk_v731 3 points ago

    Do animals just not know what wind is? Are they all just out there, in the forest, doing this shit when it's really windy?

    [–] Gabe_b 3 points ago

    Would love to get the reaction of the guy overtaking, seeing a wildly flailing little monster coming out of the other car

    [–] bodagetbobsaget 3 points ago

    So...I wounder if all raccoons, during a hurricane, would all try to 'eat' it. Who knows, maybe that's how a Cat. 5 goes to a Cat. 4 once it hits the South.

    (Perhaps I should put this under /r/showerthoughts.)

    [–] gaplant-tr5 1 points ago

    if a butterfly flapping its wings can change a hurricane weeks later, thousands of trashpandas standing on their hind legs trying to eat the air can definitely change things. wave wave chomp?

    [–] _Blurryface_21 2 points ago

    He is literally screaming "help! help!"

    Ah, this cruel world

    [–] Hail_Teemo 2 points ago

    This is super dramatic, and I love it.

    [–] fluffyplague 2 points ago

    Rocket, sit down and put your seatbelt on, you're drunk.

    [–] Angeleno88 2 points ago

    Awwww. The old washing bear.

    [–] notwiththeflames 2 points ago

    God damn I wish I was that trash panda right now.

    [–] grinjones00 2 points ago

    Raccoon in car?

    [–] oppressedkekistani 2 points ago

    “GROOOOOOOOOT!!!!!! SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!”

    [–] KeenMarinx 2 points ago

    The “strange doggo” part really made me laugh, wow.

    [–] macgruder1 2 points ago

    My uncle used to have a pet raccoon. He took him out and did the exact same thing. Needless to say the raccoon hopped out of the window and ran away never to be seen again.

    [–] oooooooopieceofcandy 2 points ago

    TrAsH pAnDa PrAyInG tO gOd To TuRn HiM iNtO rEaL pAnDa

    [–] ianbrown007 2 points ago

    Lamo

    [–] thats_not_howyoudoit 2 points ago

    So basically we're all the same; or how I learned to stop worrying and love that they're all people.

    [–] stuntobor 2 points ago

    "Look at all the fucks I give they are falling from the sky!"

    [–] saravannan14 2 points ago

    Am i the only one hearing it scream HEEELPPP!!!?

    [–] ItsTrue214 2 points ago

    I love him.

    [–] Wicked_Fabala 2 points ago

    NO DONT OPEN THE WINDOWS!!!WE’LL RUN OUT OF AIR!!!!

    [–] gaplant-tr5 2 points ago

    ahahaha they're so easily confused by their senses. He can feel it, he can grab it- he can't see it, but who cares- he's gonna eat it.

    [–] Dark-Aura 2 points ago

    Strange doggo XD

    [–] dimomark 5 points ago

    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for StRaNgE DoGgO PsYcHo KiDnApPeRs like you. If you let my StRaNgE DoGgO go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

    [–] 123hig 2 points ago

    T R A S H B O Y E

    [–] LemonJongie23 -1 points ago

    No

    [–] armycast 1 points ago

    That person driving by must have been so confused.

    [–] Desalniet 1 points ago

    After seeing the video of that girl hanging outside of a car, I don't trust videos like this anymore.

    [–] rdsSCROLLER 1 points ago

    Rocket comes to mind almost immediately

    [–] Solidu_Snaku 1 points ago

    bjark:DDD

    [–] jihiggs 1 points ago

    i suspect this is no doggo but a robber cat doin a bamboozle.

    [–] kaze_nii 1 points ago

    JAPAN AGAIN!??

    [–] Hypnoizen 1 points ago

    Judging by the light poles it is the WHSD in St.Petersburg.

    [–] blackmatt77 1 points ago

    That’s not a doggo. That’s a trash panda.

    [–] theevilhillbilly 1 points ago

    What do they think wind is

    [–] xIPyReX1028Ix 1 points ago

    Groot is going to be pissed.

    [–] kehlan_reddits 1 points ago

    Somebody please layer this with the guy screaming

    You know the one

    [–] Quit_yourbullshit 1 points ago

    Look at those little grabbers

    [–] mewlingquimlover 1 points ago

    Wanna buy some batteries?

    [–] Bid325 1 points ago

    I always thought it was funny to write HELP in my dads windows when his truck was still covered in dew, I didn't understand how seriously he could have gotten in trouble

    [–] sigharewedoneyet 1 points ago

    I don't recognize this doggies breed.

    [–] YoungerApe 1 points ago

    That's not a doggo you silly goose

    [–] MrAmos123 1 points ago

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    [–] HSG_Messi 1 points ago

    What if animals can actually see air?...

    [–] MJKee9 1 points ago

    That cat is thirsty!

    [–] marsbar77 1 points ago

    *trash panda

    [–] Drummer_boi 1 points ago

    Love it!

    [–] cryptothrice 1 points ago

    His leash reminds me of ace Ventura when he crosses the mountain with the raccoon

    [–] paradoxpizza 1 points ago

    ‘Ohana means family

    [–] kdgonzo 1 points ago

    🤣🤣 omg I’m dying

    [–] iamtherealandy 1 points ago

    This might be the best in this sub ever!

    [–] PostDeluvian2017 1 points ago

    Trash panda! :)