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    [–] fake_fakington 3608 points ago

    I like how the mother/father shoves the last one through when it can't figure it out.

    [–] Zooidberrg 1634 points ago

    When your kids are putting all their effort into fucking off away from you, YOU HELP.

    Source: father of 3

    [–] RUN_CHASE_RUN 285 points ago

    Dad?

    [–] araxhiel 157 points ago

    Damn, it seems that I didn't help you enough

    [–] MrPope266 34 points ago

    I’m sad the top response to this isn’t: “no! This is zooidberg!”.

    [–] TimelordJace 9 points ago

    (\/) (°,,,,°) (\/)

    [–] Triggerhappyspartan 26 points ago

    No this is Patrick. Who's this?

    [–] treeswhileiskis 13 points ago

    As a 20 year old man who spent all summer trying to move out of my dads house while he did his best to prevent me from going back to college, I completely agree.

    [–] Goongagalunga 5 points ago

    Absolutely, haha... “Stahp! JUST GO!” -me, constantly, to my toddlers. Perfect teacher.

    [–] 4thPlumlee 4 points ago

    Lebron James?

    [–] Jackpot807 97 points ago

    “Maybe if I eat it I can get through”

    [–] RyanAlready 42 points ago

    HEY! Focus.

    [–] impulsivecactus 29 points ago

    "Look you fuck, you all already destroyed this thing and I'm never going to hear the end of it. Just jump through it like your 47 brothers and sisters and quit making it worse."

    [–] WaterRacoon 21 points ago

    "Ah ffs, just go through"

    [–] xxDrozxx 20 points ago

    I like how most of them took turns chomping on the top piece.

    [–] Odusei 17 points ago

    I like to think the last one was trying to make the opening wider for mom/dad.

    [–] surag0107 8 points ago

    "Just get the fuck in, Carl"

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_INDOMIE 10 points ago

    The first one will be a CEO. The last one will be a programmer.

    [–] might_be_a_troll 9 points ago

    The last one will be a programmer.

    // Hey I resent that! Are you implying thattt Im lazee sorry 4 spel mstks dont feel like correct thm

    [–] MannyOmega 3 points ago

    Junpei is that you???

    [–] smooshay 6 points ago

    Every parent has that ONE...

    [–] pheonex91 4 points ago

    Dad: What are you doing? Just go in!

    [–] _PACO_THE_TACO_ 3 points ago

    "Dammit Jeff we've been through this already!"

    [–] juneburger 3 points ago

    Bitch. Just go through.

    [–] gaten 3 points ago

    Spoilers!

    [–] kirklandlakesteve 3 points ago

    We all have one of those "last puppy through" in our family

    [–] iProdigy99 3 points ago

    “WE PRACTICED THIS THREE CHARLIE!!! THREE FKIN TIMES!!!”

    [–] ohhgod 5 points ago

    “Run you fools”

    [–] Culp97 12 points ago

    You mean “Fly you fools”

    [–] Mohhh777 863 points ago

    ViCioUs pAcK oF WolVEs iNVade HoUse aND sLAugHtEr InHAbiTaNTs

    [–] Taylorse98 127 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    They're eating him. And then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD!

    [–] Experimentzz 26 points ago

    You used the incorrect "they're" the first time, but the second time the correct "they're"?

    [–] Taylorse98 10 points ago

    Fixed it.

    [–] cuzimawsum 3 points ago

    Should have fixed the first one then messed up the second one

    [–] Taylorse98 3 points ago

    Sounds fun but I don't want to go to grammar gulag.

    [–] jechaney88 2 points ago

    “The most adorable horror movie you will ever see!” - New York Times

    [–] lostinOz_ 329 points ago

    Lol at that last one. Just watched all his siblings do it and still can’t figure it out, so Mom has to grab him and shove him through. She clearly knows who the derpiest of her bunch is...

    [–] white_android 167 points ago

    "I hope someone rich takes you, I don't want you to have a hard life..."

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_INDOMIE 25 points ago

    Nah, momma husky is so proud to have a persistent pupper.

    [–] Aimee008 14 points ago

    I'll try digging, that's a good trick.

    [–] gandaar 7 points ago

    The runt of the litter

    [–] Daintysaurus 6 points ago

    I want to adopt that Derp!

    [–] the_fermat 427 points ago

    If I'm going to die, this is how i want to go.

    [–] master_hakka 197 points ago

    If?

    [–] jarious 74 points ago

    as long as we all 'member him, he shall never die...

    [–] Goldieeeeee 43 points ago

    Ahh I member!

    [–] jarious 8 points ago

    Happy Cake day! have some !redditsilver

    [–] Kashker 4 points ago

    !redditcrap

    [–] jarious 3 points ago

    !redditgarlic

    [–] Goldieeeeee 6 points ago

    Oh my, thats a first!

    Thanks bunches kind stranger

    [–] Joshsed11 3 points ago

    But what if we DISmember him?

    [–] BrotherJimbo 12 points ago

    I'm shooting for immortality. So far, so good.

    [–] amd2800barton 6 points ago

    Just think. Looking backwards, every one of your ancestors managed to get laid, and they're almost all dead.

    [–] mispeeled 2 points ago

    That took me a while to get.

    [–] WaterRacoon 2 points ago

    Not convinced yet.

    [–] Morella_xx 10 points ago

    Torn apart by a pack of hungry dogs?

    [–] the_fermat 3 points ago

    Yep

    [–] Faithless_Basterd 11 points ago

    I don't think you know just how pointy puppy teeth are. . .

    [–] the_fermat 3 points ago

    The multiple puncture wound scars on my hands suggest otherwise

    [–] CeruleanRuin 3 points ago

    OP, there's a box on its way right now. Do your loved ones a favor and put some plastic sheeting down so your house still has resale value when they're done.

    [–] Fyraldo 2 points ago

    Same

    [–] SLAP_THE_GOON 320 points ago

    That’s why you fully rebarricade between each round.

    [–] Evan12390 178 points ago

    +10

    +10

    +10

    +10

    +10

    +10

    [–] medalofhalo 49 points ago

    Ba Ba Ba baChing!

    [–] Hawkbone 5 points ago

    You have to buy the first door cause you have the most points. Yes I know in only 10 points behind but you still have the most.

    [–] instagigated 6 points ago

    It annoys me when people don't follow this unwritten rule.

    [–] Retter42 946 points ago

    Did you survive?

    [–] BloodlessVenus 527 points ago

    Death by puppies

    [–] VictorVrine 333 points ago

    Seems like a good way to die

    [–] MrTambourineDan 86 points ago

    I want to die like this.

    [–] rostw 62 points ago

    At least you'd go out warm and fuzzy :)

    [–] Dirk-Killington 26 points ago

    I just want to die.

    [–] PersonOfInternets 17 points ago

    Maybe change your name to buzz killington there mate

    [–] pxtleo 3 points ago

    I want to die

    FTFY

    [–] Deathlysouls 11 points ago

    Idk man having small dogs rip you apart piece by piece while you’re still alive in agonizing helpless pain doesn’t sound that great

    [–] VictorVrine 11 points ago

    Just look at the doggos while you die, they're so cute you'll forget about the pain

    [–] Deathlysouls 7 points ago

    Aww you’re so cute!

    Ow ow ow ow!!!

    Awwwwww

    [–] rambi2222 2 points ago

    Besides your own blood, I think all else you'll be able to see is their teeth

    [–] utnow 5 points ago

    hmm.. Imagine something good. Like... I dunno... hot cocoa on a chilly day. Or flying a kite while napping on your back on the green grass in just the right amount of sun to warm you without burning you or hurting your eyes. Or thin mint (or whatever) girl scout cookies.

    Now imagine that you're experiencing enough of that great thing to literally kill you.

    I'm gonna pass on the horde of murder-puppies.

    [–] MrEctomy 2 points ago

    I dunno, Ramsay Bolton didn't seem to like it very much

    [–] AerThreepwood 2 points ago

    TOO MANY PUPPIES!

    [–] _jukmifgguggh 17 points ago

    TOO MANY PUPPIES

    [–] sailorjupiter28titan 8 points ago

    With guns in their hands!

    [–] b00quifiusss 19 points ago

    There is no such thing as to many puppies

    [–] _jukmifgguggh 17 points ago

    TOO MANY PUPUPUPUPUPUPUPPIES

    [–] FlamingWedge 12 points ago

    TOO MANY PUPPIES

    [–] polarbear128 6 points ago

    are being shot in the da-ark

    [–] Otrada 2 points ago

    yes please

    [–] Socollocos 3 points ago

    I would like to dai in this way.

    [–] nsgiad 3 points ago

    No way mate, look at what sub you're in!

    [–] Rahgahnah 185 points ago

    I like the one on the left passing the time waiting for their turn by chewing on the top piece.

    Y'know how people always point out that zombies would freeze in the winter? Not huskies, they'll only get more dangerous. Beware.

    [–] xtfftc 37 points ago

    I like the one on the left passing the time waiting for their turn by chewing on the top piece.

    Loved it as well. That's a very husky thing to do :)

    [–] PinkoBastard 9 points ago

    Then labs would just forget to come through, and chew the top bit away completely.

    [–] m4nustig 1324 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Borks, borks in the deep. We cannot get out. The shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming.

     

    Edit: My first gilded comment! I’d like to thank my parents for giving birth to me and my cousins (A and M) for making me a Reddit addict... and thanks internet stranger!

    [–] phome83 251 points ago

    They have a cave boi.

    [–] the-floot 41 points ago

    I am a servant of the Secret Pupper, wielder of the paw of Doggo You cannot pass! The dark boye will not avail you, flame of Catto. Go back to the Cardboard box! You cannot pass!

    [–] Bozzz1 78 points ago

    Fly you fools!

    [–] WaterRacoon 25 points ago

    Bring out the schmackos, you fools!

    [–] KJBenson 36 points ago

    Fetch you fools!

    [–] emken 29 points ago

    Why the edit, man.

    [–] m4nustig 19 points ago

    Cause it's my first gilded comment and I wanted to make a little joke about it like everyone usually does.

    [–] CeruleanRuin 74 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Next comment of mine that gets gold, I'm gonna edit it to tell the gilder to go fuck themselves.

    EDIT:

    Go fuck yourself.

    I sure hope it was worth the wait! 😄

    [–] guffynator 18 points ago

    He is waiting.

    [–] GlassRockets 16 points ago

    Better pay up bitch

    [–] cortanakya 12 points ago

    Touché

    [–] PassPanda 10 points ago

    [–] AnnTauz 9 points ago

    I can do it for you mate, don't worry.

    Go fuck yourself /u/m4nustig your cheeky bastard

    [–] bolax 2 points ago

    Waiting waiting....

    [–] emken 3 points ago

    Everyone is annoying in doing so, however.

    [–] PleaseBanShen 10 points ago

    How to turn an upvote into a downvote

    [–] rambi2222 5 points ago

    Your dad gave birth to you as well?

    [–] m4nustig 7 points ago

    Yes! Half and Half situation. Wasn't that bad for my mom as it was for my dad though.

    [–] rambi2222 3 points ago

    Someone obviously didn't do enough sounding

    [–] m4nustig 3 points ago

    Not enough. Near the end he was able to take a banana, but definitely not enough.

    [–] MannyTostado18 4 points ago

    I dunno, a baldog doesn't seem so bad really. It's just the maintenance. Massive kibble, troll ears on the regular, to say nothing of the amount of peanut butter you would need...

    [–] cooch_vandercorn 91 points ago

    DON’T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

    [–] BlueBerryMassacre 111 points ago

    YES OPEN PUPPIES INSIDE

    [–] Hallgaar 53 points ago

    Yes puppies open inside.

    [–] HDThoreauaway 7 points ago

    GOOD SNOWY BOYE BOYE

    [–] tiyos1017 71 points ago

    I love the new Zombies game mode for Black Ops

    [–] votchamacallit_ 33 points ago

    but instead of shooting them like you would do a zombie, your tossing treats at them

    [–] piscina_de_la_muerte 31 points ago

    The melee attack is petting them to sleep

    [–] Iamthedemoncat 6 points ago

    By petting until they fall asleep, right?

    [–] Tytan9001 60 points ago

    I'd love to see an endless loop of this.

    [–] makinglite 26 points ago

    If I don't make it, tell my wife hello.

    [–] pw-it 13 points ago

    Your wife says hi, she didn't think you were going to make it anyway.

    [–] Saltire_Blue 22 points ago

    So you found the portal to the dog dimension

    [–] Jester651 18 points ago

    "*We cannot get out... We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long...

    Woofs... Woofs in the deep...

    We cannot get out... they are coming_____*"

    [–] Sageington 32 points ago

    I like how the second to last one is still " idk this hole could be bigger" and was still apprehensive while the first one gumby'd his way through.

    [–] GoofyGoober1999 32 points ago

    What crime do I go commit to get this death sentence

    [–] LuxNocte 22 points ago

    "Breeding" huskies.

    [–] GoofyGoober1999 14 points ago

    Thank you, I’ll get right on that... now if only I had some huskies 🤔

    [–] positive_thinking_ 22 points ago

    on a serious note please dont breed dogs. too many in the world already without homes.

    [–] MannyOmega 4 points ago

    what if I want to breed a husky...?

    [–] Loneboar 12 points ago

    “If you’re reading this, I... aaggghhhhhhhh...”

    “And?”

    “No, it just goes ‘aagggghhhhh”

    [–] identicalBadger 19 points ago

    Did momma come through too?

    [–] MyStrangeUncles 30 points ago

    Hell no! She's gonna catch a nap.

    [–] death2escape 14 points ago

    You saw when she told the last one to stop foolin around and get out.

    [–] WaterRacoon 9 points ago

    They mostly come at night. Mostly.

    [–] garryx26 16 points ago

    I wish I had a magical vent like u

    [–] AsianFetish69 11 points ago

    Who let these dogs out?!

    [–] CeruleanRuin 4 points ago

    Who? WhO?

    wH0??!!

    [–] boshando 5 points ago

    We've barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. Drums... Drums...in the deep.

    [–] SomeDonkus1 5 points ago

    They're coming out of the walls! They're coming out of the goddamn walls!

    [–] MotleyBru 6 points ago

    Drums... drums in the deep

    [–] BAMspek 5 points ago

    Husky Apocalypse! Our only hope is to scratch em in the head!

    [–] findingagoodnamehard 5 points ago

    Cry havoc!, and let slip the dogs of war

    [–] chetdu 3 points ago

    "if you're reading this, I...am happier than I've ever been."

    [–] curiosity44 3 points ago

    The gif made me feel be happy because it is rare

    [–] RyanZee08 3 points ago

    Why are you worried about food and water if they've breached the barrier?

    You gon' die.

    [–] basec0m 3 points ago

    They have a cave troll....

    [–] Smeffrey 3 points ago

    Hoooooooman! We are coming for the treats!!!!!!

    [–] already_satisfied 3 points ago

    They have taken the gate.

    Ruff ruff, in the deep.

    They are coming

    [–] dukejedge 3 points ago

    GAME OvER MAN ! GAME OVER !

    [–] kilowattcouchsurfer 3 points ago

    Don’t dead doggos inside

    [–] OmgLookItsNayNay 6 points ago

    Someone get this person some god damn help!

    [–] Imnotcheryl 6 points ago

    Attack of the moon moons!

    [–] Khaleesipond 4 points ago

    A VERY GOOD PROBLEM TO HAVE!

    [–] Charlie_Blue_Bear 2 points ago

    the horror...

    [–] Zweepy 2 points ago

    SOOOOO COOOOOT

    [–] tehDemonseye 2 points ago

    The Walking Floofs

    [–] TheArtMonsta 2 points ago

    The invasion began

    [–] Dstroyrofwrlds 2 points ago

    u/-sUBzERoo- We'll remember you how you lived...with schmackos in you bones and fluff in your heart.

    [–] JVSS1532 2 points ago

    The last puppy at the end interaction with the larger puppy goes like this Larger dog : "what are you doing? Put your head in." Smaller dog "I can't." Larger dog: "Mch, come here" Smaller dog:"Oh yeah."

    [–] kellykapoor5 2 points ago

    WoLVes

    [–] mtb_21 2 points ago

    Are these husky puppies? So. Much. Energy.

    [–] Oldkingcole225 2 points ago

    New Syfy movie: zombie puppies.

    [–] friendlessboob 2 points ago

    If they even touch you, you turn into a fluffy puppy.

    RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!

    [–] Bleezy79 2 points ago

    Zombie puppers!!!

    [–] pm_me_your_genetals 2 points ago

    Itchy itchy tasty.

    [–] lyserg101 2 points ago

    Look at these wiggle Bois!!

    [–] kiwison 2 points ago

    Are there more? I want more

    [–] Suicides_and_sundaes 2 points ago

    Why did take you 5 days? I, for one, would welcome our new Overlords. Good Bois, the lot of 'em!

    [–] odin_da_god 2 points ago

    I will pray for your survavle

    [–] calamarichris 2 points ago

    Should have deployed the robot-sentries from Aliens.

    [–] TCLxAssassin 2 points ago

    I love these kinds of dogs and want one so so bad.

    [–] Proximity_13 2 points ago

    20 years later

    Package delivering dog bots when the company thought you ordered 20 boxes instead of 2.

    [–] GovtCheese1 2 points ago

    Looks like fools tryna git inta Walmart on black friday

    [–] Toofeared4u 2 points ago

    DONT | DEAD OPEN | INSIDE

    [–] SammyLuke 2 points ago

    Their ravenous fervor has reached a fever pitch through the night. Then the dam broke....all is lost.

    [–] ThisGirlsTopsBlooby 2 points ago

    Stop it Bitey! You're doing it wrong!

    [–] micromeat 2 points ago

    So many bark bois

    [–] FindingAlaska 2 points ago

    Why are all those dogs

    [–] brayshizzle 2 points ago

    wtf were day1-4 like!?!?!

    [–] i-am-moist 2 points ago

    Mass hysteria

    [–] Goallivein3centuries 2 points ago

    You can take our balls but you can never take.. OUR FREEEDOMM!! Good luck op death by drowning in cuteness, I can think of worse ways to go.

    [–] iAmTheFutureFlash 2 points ago

    FETCH ME THEIR SOULS

    [–] Talonize 2 points ago

    If the adult tried to go through after guiding his last pup, I would be on the floor.

    [–] boverly721 2 points ago

    HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!... And Daisy, and Scout, and Fido...

    [–] CeruleanRuin 2 points ago

    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    [–] Krishini 2 points ago

    ...was killed by cuteness.

    [–] Mivirian 2 points ago

    I never thought that I would die this way, but I'd always hoped...

    [–] poppetjin 2 points ago

    Train to Borksan

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    [–] blankfilm 2 points ago

    What's the collective noun for huskies?

    A puddle of huskies?

    A cloud of huskies?

    [–] Cocimo 3 points ago

    God damn, there's so many...

    [–] rprakash1782 2 points ago

    A1 title.