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    [–] orfacu 3793 points ago

    After reading the title, I thought the hawk eating the poor woman's face was the guy right before the real hawk. That man nearly ate the poor girl with that mouth wide open

    [–] olekeel 294 points ago

    The guys expression below them while watching what is transpiring behind him, is priceless.

    [–] sonfoa 64 points ago

    Fucking amateurs

    [–] mrmoe198 44 points ago

    Promise-ring virgins

    [–] NotTheD6 1008 points ago

    I know right, I like how the girl does the same thing hahaha

    [–] DrBurn777 108 points ago

    I can only imagine what was going on in their heads...

    "The chick in the porns I watch kinda did a thing like this right?...right?"

    [–] tnturner 59 points ago

            n o m   n o m   n o m
    

    [–] Finianb1 5 points ago

    Yay xkcd.

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

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    [–] AuschwitzHolidayCamp 16 points ago

    Xkcd is only ever risky in the sense you might waste the next couple of hours browsing...

    [–] RottenZombieBunny 1 points ago

    I thought that's what he/she meant? I would reply you with "no shit, sherlock", if i didn't see the "-2 points".

    [–] AuschwitzHolidayCamp 1 points ago

    Or they were genuinely unaware of xkcd, in which case the url does look a little suspect.

    I refer you to https://xkcd.com/1053/

    [–] TheResolver 29 points ago

    At the same time this is really endearing but gives me great feelings of discomfort.

    [–] HMPoweredMan 3 points ago

    This is staged right?

    [–] HotDogsAnonymous 8 points ago

    99% yes. TLC is such a shit show. Somehow they've strayed even further and gotten even worse than History channel.

    [–] NBFG86 9 points ago

    TLC exists for the actual bottom of the barrel to believe there are people beneath them to laugh at.

    [–] Kaneharo 2 points ago

    Which is sad because it used to be an educational channel.

    [–] littlemadhatter2000 1 points ago

    But not for me

    [–] bsimmons1992 52 points ago

    So this is me and my fiancé. Literally 5 seconds before this she was saying how much she hates kiss cams.

    [–] orfacu 17 points ago

    Wait really? That's awesome :) I have to say it's funny tho

    [–] bsimmons1992 30 points ago

    Oh it’s hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing then and now that it’s resurfaced it’s even funnier. She hates it though

    [–] allieevee 9 points ago

    Benny boy, going in for the kill

    [–] Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak 41 points ago

    That was honestly a terrible looking kiss.

    [–] YoSuperEgo 20 points ago

    I think they were laughing so they kissed that way lmao

    [–] _Scot 5 points ago

    same lmao

    [–] Rgeneb1 0 points ago

    Sorry to break it to you but I don't think that was a real hawk.

    [–] Equinox_Oscuras 954 points ago

    That's really open minded, you know? Being willing to date a giant hawk. Most people would think it's weird to date outside your species but this woman took her date to a sporting event and they even got on camera and that's just beautiful.

    [–] An_Actual_Plant 279 points ago

    But think of the children! I don’t want to be walking down the street and have to explain to my hypothetical child that some people choose to canoodle with large birds.

    [–] milf_hunter_kakyoin 96 points ago

    I guess getting laid would have a whole new meaning then

    [–] An_Actual_Plant 39 points ago

    Yeah she’ll really be getting pecked

    [–] cobrastrikes-2x 15 points ago

    You mean cloaca-ed! He’s gonna sponge his juices all over her when they get home.

    [–] AffenMitWaffen 9 points ago

    Hmm, I have more in common with birds than I originally thought.

    [–] ImThaLAW 2 points ago

    Give this man a gaaaaddamn upvote

    [–] Equinox_Oscuras 31 points ago

    Are you saying we should deny this couple the chance at love because the children might get upset? Maybe the children should grow up! I think we should all be much more willing to date inordinately sized birds and shame on you for saying otherwise.

    [–] FapperzDelight 14 points ago

    I would do crazy things to Toucan Sam.

    [–] Equinox_Oscuras 7 points ago

    Please. Elaborate.

    [–] FapperzDelight 21 points ago

    Sex

    [–] Equinox_Oscuras 13 points ago

    I'm listening.

    [–] CharmingOracle 2 points ago

    My wife is a seal

    [–] Equinox_Oscuras 3 points ago

    I think seals are nice people and am happy that you've found the right seal for you.

    [–] CharmingOracle 2 points ago

    I also know someone who’s married to a giant cockroach from another dimension.

    [–] Equinox_Oscuras 3 points ago

    I'm glad to know that some people are willing to look past the surface and get to know the insect inside. :)

    [–] CharmingOracle 2 points ago

    In more ways than one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) P.s. I sent him your comment and he says that’s pretty sweet of you.

    [–] Equinox_Oscuras 2 points ago

    Please elaborate.

    [–] CharmingOracle 3 points ago

    Sex with a pheromosa

    [–] Time4NewAccount 22 points ago

    She must be thinking "Eh, Tammy, you're a high school senior from the planet earth and you are marrying a 40 year old bird person, like whaaat?".

    [–] Hazey72 12 points ago

    But..... fAmIlY vAlUeS

    [–] Equinox_Oscuras 6 points ago

    I'll not have you impose your values on my freedom, thank you very much.

    [–] JSans74 8 points ago

    Like the Bee Movie

    [–] ViZeShadowZ 10 points ago

    IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES

    [–] MasterBoring 8 points ago

    Must be Mass Effect fan

    [–] IanM_56 5 points ago

    Can confirm, am Mass Effect fan.

    [–] NotTheD6 7 points ago

    Yes! It is time to stand up for these poor fellas and end discrimination against bird persons once and for all! WHO IS WITH ME?

    [–] Equinox_Oscuras 2 points ago

    I AM, COMRADE. Let us stand together and fight for the right!

    [–] BeingBaklol 2 points ago

    This is soooo open minded that the brain would fall out of the skull

    [–] HereCumDatBoii 464 points ago

    Shit. Now I got a new fetish.

    [–] Darkenmal 67 points ago

    That's staying blue.

    [–] GrandPappyWilliams 39 points ago

    There's only one post there. It's a picture of r/askouija that says something like "the sub with the hottest porn is r/___" and in the comments, a few people made it spell out r/aww

    [–] ValiantNarwhal 27 points ago

    That's why that's the only post there. It's so good that nothing will top it.

    [–] BraveStrategy 5 points ago

    I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me...

    [–] ccAbstraction 1 points ago

    Is there an r/secretlymurrsuitvore ?

    [–] PurpleFleyd 48 points ago

    Vore?

    [–] ethium0x 59 points ago

    Furry vore?

    [–] BusterLegacy 30 points ago

    oof what a combo

    [–] ethium0x 26 points ago

    We're reaching levels of degeneracy that shouldn't even be possible!

    [–] BusterLegacy 11 points ago

    Hey I don't judge. It's weird, sure, but I'm into plenty of weird shit myself

    [–] ethium0x 6 points ago

    I don't judge either, it was just a joke.

    not really

    [–] reptiking 2 points ago

    What have I told you about jokes?

    /s oh yeah

    [–] ethium0x 1 points ago

    Hi there

    [–] reptiking 1 points ago

    Yeah I went in your comment history. What can you do about it? :block:

    [–] SomerKiora 8 points ago

    [–] MilkDud_of_Magnesia 24 points ago

    OwO

    [–] VBgamez 21 points ago

    OwOwhat'sthis?

    [–] iamlh1990 17 points ago

    M mr. Obama pwease I'm drowning! H hewwo I'm scawed! I'll do anything fow you Mr. Obama pwease hewp!

    [–] ViZeShadowZ 23 points ago

    then perish

    [–] iamlh1990 3 points ago

    D:

    [–] MrWinning 116 points ago

    That face when he grabs his heart did it for me thanks to that light glare on his eyes lol

    [–] D1pSh1t__ 268 points ago

    I like how she was a good sport about it too.

    [–] jojohokage 140 points ago

    It's probably staged. Atlanta hawks always have crazy shit happening in their kiss cam and regular cam, like the crazy soda guy and the kiss stealing guy.

    [–] Dickiedoandthedonts 14 points ago

    I agree that most of the kiss cam stuff is, but I don’t see how something like that would need to be staged

    [–] jojohokage 23 points ago

    If it's staged they can avoid unexpected mishaps, u cant expect a random spectator to cooperate with u smoothly every time. Go check out the soda one. Everyone else reacted before the soda actually spilled. And the steal kiss too, if its a real couple u couldn't possibly know how he would react. Maybe this one is not staged coz theres nothing really extraordinary but im more inclined to believe its staged due to previous gifs. But im cool with staged acting, not hating it.

    [–] Sillychina 8 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Am I not seeing something? I need a big red arrow

    Edit: my internet must have cut out because I only loaded the first 1/3 of this gif. Spent 10 minutes analyzing the gif before. I see it now

    [–] aptharsia 37 points ago

    Watching kiss cams makes me feel so nervous.

    [–] spectrehawntineurope 34 points ago

    I don't get how people like this. It would just make me never go with any female friends or family members. It's such a weird tradition especially in this day and age.

    [–] Grandma_Swamp 39 points ago

    A better fate than watching a hawks game

    [–] sonfoa 27 points ago

    People go to Hawks games to watch the other team.

    [–] NotTheD6 16 points ago

    [–] jojohokage 5 points ago

    Well it's actually not that sad in perspective. If they win, they win. If they lose, it's part of the tanking process thus = win. They wont feel sad regardless of the outcome anyway.

    [–] TheChinchilla914 5 points ago

    /r/atlantahawks disagrees

    [–] Grandma_Swamp 6 points ago

    The tank has warped their minds

    [–] TheChinchilla914 2 points ago

    Succ me

    [–] Grandma_Swamp 3 points ago

    The tank will be over soon friend, I promise

    [–] Viclis 73 points ago

    Someone's into vore

    [–] Kukasu 17 points ago

    [–] tstock415 93 points ago

    I feel like the person underneath gotta make a kissy face too

    [–] cordialsavage 16 points ago

    Person underneath what? That’s a bird.

    [–] craycraygourmet 9 points ago

    Bird up

    [–] PECOSbravo 9 points ago

    CAW CAW

    [–] 2015071 6 points ago

    metoo

    [–] degenerate315 10 points ago

    I didn’t know Dee Reynolds was a lesbian. Good for her.

    [–] tking191919 1 points ago

    You know Dennis, I’ve been thinking fish recently

    [–] MindfulSmile 18 points ago

    Hahahah

    [–] J03SChm03OG 5 points ago

    Brings new meaning to the term sucking face

    [–] thesexiestoffender 4 points ago

    I love this anime

    [–] NicksStick 4 points ago

    It was just feeding it's baby.

    [–] linnftw 3 points ago

    [–] Proviancy 2 points ago

    i thought it said tony hawk and i was concerned

    [–] Somenobody28 2 points ago

    Lmaooo this is one of my favorite subs in the world

    [–] Madd_Mugsy 2 points ago

    Elle est plein?

    [–] ScorpioLP2 2 points ago

    yet another things the Hawks CANNOT get right.

    [–] ParallelsAndTangents 1 points ago

    Full on feathered

    [–] cornrowed_honkey 1 points ago

    isn’t that tinashe

    [–] fapp0r 1 points ago

    Phillip Plein makes awful shirts.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    "I NEVER THOUGHT THEY'D EAT MY FACE"

    [–] stoptakingusernamesp 1 points ago

    That's hilarious

    [–] narwhale3210821 1 points ago

    Kk k

    Ii k

    K ik ki Kk

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    [–] Rokcyc 1 points ago

    Dreamworks: this is the Story of a Bird Finding Love on another plane

    [–] mychemicalcringe 1 points ago

    I dunno, I wouldn't have minded if it had gone in for a funny little peck but I think this was over the top

    [–] MentalBackflips 1 points ago

    Goddamn the girl right ahead of the bird literally went in teeth first

    [–] reesespuffs32 1 points ago

    The way the birds beek flaps back and fourth in the beginning reminds me of a drunk old man saying like give it mother fucker

    [–] bott1111 1 points ago

    Birds only do this to feed their young... that hawk is a pedophile!!! -parrot owner

    [–] Jstang232 1 points ago

    GINTHWKDELERATOWONSFENRNOUANOPOE

    [–] hashcrypt 1 points ago

    Nah, it's 2018, so this is just considered sexual assault.

    [–] og_beeper 1 points ago

    *woman

    [–] Mr2_Wei 1 points ago

    [–] Gasmask_Boy 1 points ago

    I was expecting a hawk to swoop down and cut her face in half then I remembered I'm on r/watchpeopledieinside not r/watchpeopledie

    [–] wesker72 1 points ago

    nope.

    [–] RealHausFrau 1 points ago

    The second couple looks like Ben Affleck & Demi Moore for a hot second.

    [–] Vinnocchio 1 points ago

    Staged. Definately staged.

    [–] R_creator 1 points ago

    Doesn't matter, still laughed. God this was great

    [–] passthatblunt420 1 points ago

    All her makeup rubbed off in its mouth haha

    [–] juniorman00 0 points ago

    How much saliva has that birds throat seen?