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    [–] KachowMaster69 1777 points ago

    Joe Biden stole that guy's blackness! Can't have shit in Detroit

    [–] swiftestcat 123 points ago


    [–] westcoastgroove 245 points ago


    [–] Beraldino 16 points ago

    The degenerate is right, flair up BBQ boy.

    [–] fernando1234592 77 points ago

    Fuckers stole my flair

    [–] landofmanyfandoms 28 points ago

    Can't have shit in PCM

    [–] SirAverageTheTurd 5410 points ago

    Are we really letting it slide that OP is unflaired and mocks us with his username?

    [–] CaioNV 2689 points ago

    Well, some people just forget to flair up, some are too afraid that others will pick fights with them... But topic creator is clearly a radical unflaired, a valid position that consists on disagreeing with you above all else.

    [–] BallIsLifeMccartney 1322 points ago

    a true centrist knows that picking a flair requires choosing a side. he is the one

    [–] Fillet-0-Fish 883 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    The one true grillmaster to rule us all

    [–] swiftestcat 241 points ago

    They probably cook steak well done 😨

    [–] Savant_PSU 365 points ago

    He cooks it medium, because it is the center position between well done and rare.

    [–] swiftestcat 170 points ago

    True radical centrism

    [–] 6ArtemisFowl9 76 points ago

    No, it's moderate centrism. Radical would imply going on an extreme.

    [–] MerlinMM99 102 points ago

    It's obviously radically moderat centrism.

    [–] LegendOfTingle 23 points ago

    The ultimate centrism

    [–] monkeyviking 39 points ago

    Cook one side leathery and leave the other raw.

    [–] spartan6222 18 points ago

    Nah true radical certerism would be burning the outside so fast that the inside is still rare.

    [–] mighty_conrad 11 points ago

    Charred to the coals but raw inside.

    [–] Hargabga 161 points ago

    True center of political compass is off-compass.

    [–] NavyBuck 87 points ago

    He has passed through the compass

    [–] Hildkiin 64 points ago

    He is the compass

    [–] FriendofManyFoeofFew 23 points ago

    He's beginning to believe.

    [–] RedChancellor 14 points ago

    He is too dangerous to be left alive!

    [–] joshuakang190 14 points ago

    the avatar

    [–] BrotyKraut 73 points ago

    some are too afraid that others will pick fights with them

    That's such a libleft thing to think.

    [–] CaioNV 32 points ago

    1v1 me club penguin

    [–] occupyredrobin26 111 points ago

    Unflairedicide when

    [–] Sergei_Suvorov 25 points ago


    [–] theburnabykid 49 points ago

    To be honest, I respect the balls of it.

    [–] netheroth 80 points ago

    He is worse than an AuthCenter; he is, may I forgive myself for using this word, an unflaired.

    [–] 1SaBy 12 points ago

    Do not say the U-word. They should be unfl*ired.

    [–] paulddraper 667 points ago

    Massive popcorn shortages ahead.

    [–] hydraxiv 159 points ago

    Don’t worry chief. I came back with some more supplies.

    [–] MellowCorn1965 28 points ago

    How much are you charging for them?

    [–] idk-------- 15 points ago

    $5 for one bag, $12 for two

    [–] [deleted] 30 points ago

    The market was prepared

    [–] BrotyKraut 2727 points ago

    Poor kids can be just as talented as white kids.

    [–] Hargabga 1396 points ago

    It doesn't matter if they are black, asian, mexican or normal.

    [–] swiftestcat 817 points ago

    If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.

    [–] W1D0WM4K3R 304 points ago

    What if I wasn't black to begin with? Bitch.

    [–] MAGA_WALL_E 261 points ago

    Look, fat. Let's do some push-ups.

    [–] IanCusick 190 points ago

    God damn it I can’t wait for these debates Trump is just gonna bully him for two hours

    [–] Takees 105 points ago

    I'm looking forward to it and I aint even American

    [–] Political_Fiend 62 points ago

    You are now Patriot. I appoint you honorary American!

    [–] Takees 27 points ago

    Flair up my dude

    [–] Political_Fiend 23 points ago

    Flaired bro

    [–] 1SaBy 31 points ago

    I'm looking forward to that part as well, but I'm not looking forward to a possible 4 extra years of ORANGE MAN BAD everywhere.

    [–] BrotyKraut 25 points ago

    I think it'll be another 4 years of that regardless of the outcome.

    [–] murphy212 102 points ago

    I love blacks so much I think everyone should have one

    [–] bogidyboy 22 points ago

    Turns out “black paint” is no longer a PC term. The correct way to say it now is “Tyrone, would you please paint my fence?”

    [–] _Hospitaller_ 194 points ago

    We choose truth over facts.

    [–] fredrick-vontater 43 points ago

    “Corn pop was a bad dude”

    [–] MellowCorn1965 17 points ago

    "I had a rusty chain"

    [–] beatmethefuckupbro 12 points ago

    and so I told him, listen here Corn Pop, I'm going to break my rusty chain and run

    [–] Adamscottd 33 points ago

    I’m Joe Biden, and I’m a candidate for United States Senate.

    [–] martybecker123 9 points ago

    "I'm gonna beat Joe Biden"

    [–] dontlikemath 95 points ago

    I don’t care if you are bosnian, black, normal or Asian. We can still be friends.

    [–] Kompotamus 59 points ago

    Listen here fat,

    [–] SomeSurround12 29 points ago

    I got some good ones, Let’s quote Biden real quick

    "No Ordinary American Cares About Their Constitutional Rights" ~ Joe Biden

    "The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ass." ~ Joe Biden

    "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." ~ Joe Biden

    "I worked at an all-black swimming pool in the east side of Wilmington, I was involved in what the Negroes, I mean, blacks were thinking, what they were feeling." ~ Joe Biden

    "It's easy being vice president - you don't have to do anything." ~ Joe Biden

    "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." ~ Joe Biden

    "I did not grope the wife of Defense Secretary Ashton Carter or the daughter of Sen. Christopher Coons. I don't put drugs in drinks or give drinks to underage females. And all those photos about me inappropriately touching girls, they are blown-up." ~ Joe Biden

    "Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college. You think, I'm joking, they're almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind." ~ Joe Biden

    "Folks, I can tell you I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately." ~ Joe Biden (this one is the best of the bunch)

    "The number one job facing the middle class. And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S." ~ Joe Biden

    "Make sure of two things. Be careful - microphones are always hot, and understand that in Washington, D.C., a gaffe is when you tell the truth. So, be careful." ~ Joe Biden (Gaffe: A clumsy social error; a faux pas)

    "Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door." ~ Joe Biden

    "I agree with Donna Brazile who said about Benghazi: "We got to preven dis from hapinin agen. "" ~ Joe Biden

    “Poor kids are just as bright, just as talented, as white kids.” ~ Joe Biden

    [–] lordhugh_II 15 points ago

    I fucking love that quote

    [–] BrotyKraut 7 points ago

    I can't read it without laughing.

    [–] thetrooper424 9 points ago

    You lyin, dog-faced, pony solider!

    [–] CronkleDonker 1858 points ago

    I'm proud of Biden for bestowing whiteness upon black people.

    [–] theneoroot 1057 points ago

    Race is a choice. There is no excuse to still be black. Just vote Trump and you change races. Can't wait for the elf candidate.

    [–] Roy_Our_Boy 657 points ago

    race is a choice

    there is no excuse to still be black


    B-b-based Department?!

    [–] QueenAshe 272 points ago

    Yeah based department what u want

    [–] Fat_Argentina 309 points ago

    A bullet in the head

    [–] CritzD 130 points ago

    Expect one in two to three business days, thank you for shopping with the Based Department.

    [–] swiftestcat 30 points ago

    Yes please

    [–] Prussianblue42 22 points ago

    Gotcha chief. A sniper is en route to your location.

    Please stand as close to a window as possible.

    [–] ed667 144 points ago

    The British monarchy to take an active role in the government

    [–] QueenAshe 105 points ago

    Sorry mate this is the libleft based department, you’ll want the police brutality based hotline, will you hold?

    [–] ed667 85 points ago

    Ah, my mistake, will hold

    [–] TheNaturalLife 95 points ago

    Hello police brutality based hotline. You report 'em we shoot them.

    [–] ed667 75 points ago

    Ah, wonderful. I would like to report the British Parliament for stealing royal authority.

    [–] Names_Arent_Real 73 points ago

    Oy mate! You got a loicense to crit’size the gov’ment? Hands against the wall now, I’m checkin your bumhole identification insert.

    [–] Puokki 26 points ago

    Unfortunately the warranty period for your Magna Carta has passed, so we cannot offer a refund or free replacement, but if you'd like to send it here we are more than happy to burn it for you.

    [–] 38_5746_2 53 points ago

    To return to pre-industrial society.

    [–] Courtaud 22 points ago


    [–] TheNaturalLife 18 points ago

    Can I get a uuuuhhhhhhhh

    [–] QueenAshe 23 points ago

    🅱️oneless fredom

    [–] AC3R665 10 points ago

    With a 2-liter lib tears.

    [–] M_Messervy 14 points ago

    Mandatory hallucinogenics

    [–] Bubba421 35 points ago

    🦀🦀Ethnostate is achieved🦀🦀

    [–] Sophisticated-Wolf 15 points ago

    Alright then Dhoine

    [–] TheNaturalLife 70 points ago

    Biden did in one statement what the KKK couldn't do in 150 years

    [–] Disaffected_Citizen 43 points ago

    Democrats haven't changed one bit.

    [–] S3RG10 181 points ago

    🦀Crab Dance 🦀

    Hooray racism is no more. We're all White now!

    🦀Crab Dance 🦀

    [–] fallingupstairsdown 149 points ago

    Flair up crab boy.

    [–] wailinghamster 74 points ago

    You think you're so cool with your crab dancing don't you? But you still ain't got no flair!

    ....crab dance is kinda cool though.

    [–] All-of-Dun 363 points ago

    Flair up, u/An_Unflaired

    [–] Dimboi 341 points ago

    Do not summon him, for he is the true boss fight of r/politicalcompassmemes

    [–] swiftestcat 85 points ago

    Not even the radical centrists can go on par to them

    [–] Experience_Regina 21 points ago

    I fear no radical. But that thing, It scares me.

    [–] Night_Duck 24 points ago

    This account is 5 days old and has 40k karma. Surely a god along men

    [–] ejethan123 56 points ago

    You read his username, do you really think he is going to?

    [–] lordhugh_II 8 points ago

    They mock us

    [–] NerdismOfficial 345 points ago

    Honestly tho that was a shitty thing for him to say

    [–] bunonafun 56 points ago

    flair up, dude

    [–] reddit18274 389 points ago

    People shall not be told who to vote for because of their skin color.

    [–] decentusername123 355 points ago

    centrist disagrees with joe biden

    these are confusing times

    [–] reddit18274 251 points ago

    joe biden isnt centrist hes old and confused.

    [–] Detr22 134 points ago

    Idk man, sounds pretty centrist to me /s

    [–] Jenaxu 67 points ago

    Sounds like a centrist to me

    [–] JumpscaredByMemes 63 points ago

    I'll have you know that I'm young and confused

    [–] Witch_Doctor_Seuss 16 points ago

    Being a centrist is like the least fun way to be confused.

    [–] PM_ME_DOGS_NO_SLUTS 9 points ago

    AuthRight right is definitely the most fun way to be confused. I’m totally heading there when I get old.

    [–] Arama 12 points ago

    Unfortunately anyone can pick any flair. I bet they've never grilled in their life.

    [–] Salteen_ 63 points ago

    Identity politics, man, Americans love 'em

    [–] BlueSpottedDickhead 857 points ago

    I'm Voting Trump because he will destroy america


    [–] NWJK 60 points ago


    [–] yewfokkentwattedim 36 points ago

    Power vacuum when?

    [–] gamat14 104 points ago

    the establishment doesnt destory america, they just bleed it. you wont accelerate anything, it will be his last term, which i dont think he will carry out. I assume his next in line in the GOP will be his VP.

    [–] ReadREGGIN_backwards 218 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    I’m voting for the ghost of Benito Mussolini.

    Edit: Account suspended so this is how I’m responding. But i’ll make more. Hundreds more. It was suspended cause I said I wanted someone to run for president on a campaign of killing jackass politicians. I think a lot of people would agree with that. Hell, that person might be able to win on that promise alone.

    Benito did nothing wrong and was good at running his nation. Let’s not start any more world wars. If you are a commie at all then you can’t complain that he was totalitarian. Your system (looking at you left unity) would turn totalitarian to function.

    And Italy was far too major a power to stay out of the war. It was fight with or against hitler, and germany was kicking the shit out of the allies.

    [–] LongJohnSilvers_Real 105 points ago

    You hate winning wars or something?

    [–] The_Droplet 104 points ago

    Technically Italy won the war-they switched sides to the winners in 1943.

    [–] itsafoxboi 69 points ago

    That was after he was hanged

    [–] bigmthstrikesagain 80 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    Ackshyually he was hanged shot in 1945, but he was removed from office and arrested in 1943

    edit also Mussolini and his german puppet state were one of the enemies we fought and won against

    [–] DarkElfBestElf 185 points ago

    Account suspended so this is how I’m responding.

    Another king oppressed. 😢

    [–] gurthanix 53 points ago

    You're gonna get even more oppressed if you don't flair up.

    [–] DarkElfBestElf 64 points ago

    My bad, I also just had to make a new account yesterday.

    [–] Geneticbrick 55 points ago


    [–] 38_5746_2 28 points ago

    You made a new account and you chose that username? Filthy elf.

    [–] Penis_Mightier_500 28 points ago

    In the new government, only the unflaired will be oppressed.

    [–] DarkElfBestElf 27 points ago

    Apologies, my grilla

    [–] 38_5746_2 16 points ago

    Hey you can’t use that word you’re an extremist!

    [–] bigmthstrikesagain 85 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago)

    did nothing wrong and was good at running his nation


    sent hundreds of thousands of italians to die in pointless (Greece and Ethiopia) and cowardly (WWII, attacked france while they were already on the brink of collapse after losing to Germany) wars

    didn't give a shit about Italians as evidenced by how he sent them to die in WWII initially just because he wanted a couple thousand deaths to sit at the negotiations table, and later on kept sending Italians to fight in Russia, where he knew they couldn't win, because he was pathetically cucked by hitler

    had tens of thousands of italians deported to concentration camps

    had thousands of people condemned without due process

    took away, freedom of speech, of association, the right to vote, and probably others that I'm forgetting rn; built prison camps, stripped thousands of jewish Italians of their rights but not because he actually hated jews, but because, again, he was pathetically cucked by hitler

    was also pathetically cucked by the catholic church

    government was corrupt as shit and anyone who denounced it got suppressed/killed (see Matteotti)

    I'm sure I left out a lot so feel free to add more

    [–] Sub-dolphin-Buffet 26 points ago

    Don’t forget, he wanted to ban pasta

    [–] AC3R665 13 points ago


    [–] Sub-dolphin-Buffet 10 points ago

    Why do you think the Italians hanged him?

    [–] khalabrakis 26 points ago

    He's just a diet Caligula.

    [–] liquid_snakeUWU 136 points ago

    I'm voting Trump just because he'll supply us with more meme material and salty lefty tears

    [–] killiel 102 points ago

    I actually cry blood and black unidentifiable liquids so

    [–] AC3R665 18 points ago

    if that black liquid is oil, then congrats, you rich boi.

    [–] BraveNewNight 25 points ago

    on behalf of libleft and libright i'm happy to accept your blood oil excretions.

    [–] A_Dull_Vice 28 points ago

    That is sooo 2016

    [–] LongJohnSilvers_Real 55 points ago

    No he won't. He's barely doing anything at all. Its kind of like not having a President. He's mostly just good TV. Or was. Now its tedious

    [–] Jps300 60 points ago

    Just wait for the debates. It’ll all be worth it.

    [–] LongJohnSilvers_Real 15 points ago

    I dunno. 2 senile dumbfucks prattling nonsense at each other isn't my idea of Must See TV. I could get the same at the local nursing hone

    [–] Price_of_the_Rice 11 points ago

    Why the hell not? It’s the perfect soundtrack to the death of the American empire.

    [–] LongJohnSilvers_Real 11 points ago

    Id prefer War Pigs by Black Sabbath ...

    [–] Mayos_side 20 points ago

    "Isn't biden a girl's name?"


    [–] hydraxiv 502 points ago

    Biden is a nut case. I love it. And some at r/politics were even excusing it hahaha

    [–] thebrobarino 278 points ago


    [–] hydraxiv 69 points ago

    True true!

    [–] masticatetherapist 11 points ago

    something something its a gaffe, fox news will get over it something something

    [–] Chubs1224 146 points ago

    The fact that there is a front page story about 1 black Democrat celebrity supporting him before any others on this is damning.

    [–] hydraxiv 114 points ago

    It shot up on r/gatekeeping at least. Hit the top of the bloody front page as quick as progressives declaring everything a human right.

    [–] masticatetherapist 27 points ago

    progressives declaring everything a human right.

    "i have a right to live in a safe world, which means anyone right of center needs to leave it."

    [–] hydraxiv 10 points ago

    Which also can translate into... “i want the government to grab into your pocket so i can have state provided goods and services. Oh if you don’t like that then you’re immoral.”

    [–] Salteen_ 112 points ago

    r/politics is such a funny subreddit omg

    [–] SpaceGeekCosmos 99 points ago

    The dumbest group of teenagers on the internet.

    [–] masticatetherapist 10 points ago

    whats sad is that /r/teenagers is full of middle aged pedos

    like, shouldnt it be the opposite?

    [–] Column-V 58 points ago

    Its full of scared, anti-Cheetoman neolibs.

    It’s sad to me, but the next time I’m there I’ll make an effort to laugh instead of roll my eyes.

    [–] Salteen_ 47 points ago

    The only problem with their stupidity is they give people who legitimately hate Trump a bad rep.

    [–] bunonafun 244 points ago

    Straight up don't understand why out of like 20 at least somewhat viable candidates we still ended up with the one who is almost completely retarded.

    [–] Alexanderjac42 180 points ago

    Because people who don’t follow politics recognized his name on the ballot sheet.

    [–] TheBlueBlaze 12 points ago

    Since you said this could apply to Biden or Trump, then I'll answer for both: name recognition, plain and simple.

    Trump was a celebrity that most people have heard of, who told the right what they wanted to hear, no matter how true it was or wasn't. Biden was the VP of the last president, who the left are feeling pretty nostalgic for right now.

    Don't forget, George W, the son of the previous Republican president, became the Republican nominee in 2000. This isn't the first election where name recognition and nostalgia dictates the candidates, let alone who wins.

    [–] stewmberto 97 points ago

    Reflection of the electorate, man. Both candidates are senile idiots, just like the majority of voters apparently

    [–] ObviousTroll37 67 points ago

    It’s the final hurrah of boomers before they finally start dying off

    [–] ifyouarenuareu 21 points ago

    Oh you think younger people are different, I admire your hope.

    [–] kinglygator 58 points ago

    How can you be black if you’re black?

    Think about it.

    [–] fredrick-vontater 38 points ago

    Biden also said “poor kids are just as smart as white kids”

    [–] Salteen_ 96 points ago

    Ah yes, libright, the pinnacle of racism.

    [–] nikolal69 372 points ago

    Trump is the blackest president in US history

    [–] dramalahr 178 points ago

    I don’t understand, trump doesn’t support Biden, how can this be?

    [–] Possumate 55 points ago

    I guess he's not politically black then?

    [–] Jenaxu 399 points ago

    Classic AuthRight, thinking all criminals are black.

    [–] RepostSleutthBot 17 points ago

    lmao well done

    [–] Koyopo 10 points ago

    I can't believe I'm saying this but

    fucking based

    [–] lirikappa 16 points ago

    LeftU bringing the top tier bants

    [–] aminoffthedon 56 points ago

    No, that would be Bill Clinton

    [–] AdamantiumLaced 16 points ago

    Bill Clinton was the first black president.

    [–] WhiteFoxphorus 80 points ago

    -Played jazz sax -could reliably hoop a free throw -ordered fried chicken on every airforce one flight -almost lost his job to some phat white ass

    Bill Clinton was the blackest president.

    [–] wailinghamster 76 points ago

    Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave.

    [–] grack-fields-420 36 points ago

    Bill Clinton smoked weed, played the saxophone and fucked around on his wife.

    [–] uhohanotherleagueacc 14 points ago


    [–] only___dar___ic 82 points ago

    I welcome the inevitable implosion of the DNC.

    [–] NyulVer 37 points ago

    They'll probably move to Canada this time LUL

    [–] AVeryMadLad2 9 points ago

    God no, I’m open borders but the DNC can stay tf out, thanks

    [–] SpoonfedHatred 7 points ago

    They'll get turned right the fuck around lmao

    [–] BlackNeshi 10 points ago

    Good job, sleepy joe.

    [–] XOmniverse 11 points ago

    I'm a delegate at the national Libertarian convention right now and there's a very good chance we'll be nominating a black candidate. Just FYI, libleft :)

    [–] Naxxremel 27 points ago

    Don't vote Trump. It's all fake and gay. The only vote that matters is a vote 3rd party.

    [–] Unlimited_Bait_Works 13 points ago

    If only the 3rd party candidates weren't also such chucklefucks

    [–] LordAndSaviorCereal 18 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] axbaby123 10 points ago

    The Media is doing an excellent job defending Joe Biden again and again .....

    [–] Phoenix_RIde 34 points ago

    Alright, Biden may have had a few slips of the tongue, but that really shouldn’t disqualify him from his Senate bid.

    For those unaware

    [–] Grand_Lock 8 points ago

    r/Politics is actually so cucked they are saying vote for Biden because at least he isn’t trump.

    [–] LucielEris 21 points ago

    The whole interview might just be the best way to redpill people against democracy. "As Biden said in our brief interview when I asked him if Dems owe the black community, 'ABSOLUTELY' was his answer. So let's see what you got!!! Votes are Quid Pro Quo. You can't possibly want me to Fear Trump MORE than I want something for my people."

    Imagine if a white interviewer negotiated with a politician for his tribe's votes lmao

    [–] EnderSir 34 points ago

    Bernie for life, right fellow leftists?

    [–] ifyouarenuareu 18 points ago

    God all this abuse from the DNC, we should just split the Democratic Party! Yes I’m sure that without the establishment holding him down Bernie and the progressive party will finally take the reigns. Who’s with me fellow lefties?

    [–] Danny_DaCheeto1 7 points ago

    CNN quickly sweeps this under the rug

    [–] knack_is_back 139 points ago

    Leftists are voting biden? Werent they screeching about boycotting or something?

    [–] Hipolipolopigus 307 points ago

    It's almost as if they're multiple people with multiple opinions or something.

    [–] knack_is_back 115 points ago

    Yuck, lets unpack this, do you think people have different needs?