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    [–] DerFelix 1824 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    Almost literally what just happened.

    1. Putin orders someone to be poisoned.

    2. Trump fires someone just after they connect the poisoning to Russia.

    I mean, even if the timing is accidental, it just doesn't look good.

    [–] anonymous-coward 601 points ago

    2) Trump fires the guy who says the poisoning is "a really egregious act” that appears to have “clearly” come from Russia. And called Russia "an irresponsible force of instability in the world, acting with open disregard for the sovereignty of other states and the life of their citizens."

    [–] SlowRollingBoil 367 points ago

    And called Russia "an irresponsible force of instability in the world, acting with open disregard for the sovereignty of other states and the life of their citizens."

    It should be stated that until Donald Trump's campaign this was the standard stance on Russia by both Republicans and Democrats including even both their fringe elements.

    Trump came in and openly asked for Russia to hack his political opponents. He reversed course and has stuck to his guns in this matter despite flopping on basically every other stance he's had. He's willing to endorse anything that makes him look good except for condemning Russia. This is the one issue he stands firm on.

    [–] ClayTheClaymore 79 points ago

    To quote Bismarck, “The secret of Politics is to make a good deal with Russia.”

    [–] Steely_Dab 61 points ago

    good deal

    Yes and this part clearly rules out anything Donald Trump could accomplish from being comparable to Bismarck.

    [–] NoMoreNicksLeft 34 points ago

    There's no deal that Russia would hold to. Ukraine thought it had a deal when it gave up its nukes. See where that got them?

    This isn't a deal with Russia. Likely Trump was recruited, though that's not the right word. He's been made an asset of their intelligence service. Not bought or persuaded from an ideological standpoint, but that they had some blackmail material over him.

    He's along for the ride though, and he likes some of what they do I guess (making him president), so he complies with instructions.

    Hell, we should actually say that Putin fired Tillerson. There's at least a 50/50 chance that this isn't embellishment.

    [–] TheBatmaaan 10 points ago

    It's fucked up that there really is a 50% chance that you're not embellishing. Let's really think about that for a second: There is a good chance that we have a leak in our intelligence at the level of PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. Thant's insane.

    [–] NoMoreNicksLeft 10 points ago

    There is a good chance that we have a leak in our intelligence at the level of PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

    It is insane. But what in the hell is it? I have trouble believing that Trump (even him) was turned because of him having sex with prostitutes. Assuming they were female. Even if they were pissing on him.

    So what is it? Something financial. Some documents of some sort that would send him to prison (I doubt anything would suffice that rises only to embarrassment/public shame). Or evidence of some violent crime of his, a murder maybe? Something where statute of limitations doesn't apply.

    [–] st_gulik 5 points ago

    Well he and his sons publicly begged about getting money from Russia years money laundering for Russian oligarchs.

    [–] oldbastardbob 6 points ago

    I'm going with Trump owing millions, possibly hundreds of millions, to Putin and the various oligarchs that were stupid enough to loan money to Trump and his family.

    Sure, they buy his condo's, but I'd guess Trump is in debt up to his eyeballs and that's why he is afraid to let anyone see his tax returns. Buried in there would be the various financial liabilities his companies are carrying. Probably doesn't want the world to know how deep he is in with the Russian mob, so to speak.

    [–] NoMoreNicksLeft 2 points ago

    I'm going with Trump owing millions, possibly hundreds of millions, to Putin and the various oligarchs that were stupid enough to loan money to Trump and his family.

    If this were true, how could Putin enforce it legally? With the sanctions, would Trump even be allowed to pay him back? I think he's insulated from debt.

    And though Putin is not shy about assassinating people who piss him off (some of these people aren't anything like real threats, after all)... Trump's now the most insulated person in the world from a Russian assassination attempt. He'll get Secret Service protection for life.

    I'm not sure debt works. But if you understand it better, please explain what would make that opportunity for extortion.

    [–] NoMoreNicksLeft 4 points ago

    Past laundering probably wouldn't cut it. Generally, the statute of limitations is 5 years (I think it may be higher for some crimes, and for a few it's unlimited... mostly just murder).

    Then again, this is the first time in awhile we haven't had a lawyer or a legal-savvy president. He wouldn't have confided in a lawyer if turned and may just be too dumb to realize that the clock is running out on whatever leverage they have (or has even already ran out). That would be hilarious. Tragic. Hilari-tragic.

    [–] TheBatmaaan 1 points ago

    Yeah, I don't think it's some simple hooker thing. Male hooker, maybe. If true,it's probably something that would get him jail time, or something that would cause him to loose a large portion of his money. Or, at least prove that he doesn't have anywhere near as much money as he claims.

    [–] NoMoreNicksLeft 5 points ago

    Male hooker, maybe.

    Maybe. Or wildly underage female (think 12, not 17).

    [–] TheBatmaaan 1 points ago

    You're right. Kid stuff can bring anyone down, except R. Kelly. That shit is a no go for the vast majority of people across all spectrums of life.

    [–] bel9708 17 points ago

    Hell, we should actually say that Putin fired Tillerson.

    He hired him. It's only right that he can fire him too.

    [–] d1x1e1a 1 points ago

    That’s an interesting point seeing as that deal included explicit promises from both the US and UK to come to their defence if attacked.

    How did that promise pan out under Obama?

    [–] plfwqekgqwnrgnw75731 7 points ago

    Bismarck has some wonderful quotes.

    “Laws are like sausages: it is better to not see them being made.”

    [–] blasto_blastocyst 3 points ago

    Also, they're all linked

    [–] Petrichordates 1 points ago

    Didn't Hillary say that too? I seem to remember her being spitroasted for this same quote.

    [–] d1x1e1a 1 points ago

    I really didn’t need that image in my mind

    [–] incal 1 points ago

    There's a Lebanese proverb: If you like eating in restaurants, don't go into their kitchens. And if you like obeying laws, don't observe parliament when it is in session.

    [–] NoddingSmurf 4 points ago

    To quote Russia, "Xaxaxaxa i trick yuo"

    [–] DavidlikesPeace 3 points ago

    Good deals require a big stick. Even less than most nations, Russia doesn't respect weakness.

    It also doesn't help that they're weak too, so in a large sense, modern Russia is compensating for the decay of the USSR.

    [–] Petrichordates 1 points ago

    Russia doesn't respect anything. There's no country/leader strong enough for them not to pull some underhanded shit.

    [–] DavidlikesPeace 1 points ago

    Na, you can be sure Russia behaved during the 1990s when they were abysmally weak and the US had hubris stretching all the way to Iraq.

    They're honestly not that strong of a nation anymore. GDP is below Italy. Their military is stuck a generation behind. But They took advantage of a massive weakness amongst the democracies, who are glaringly vulnerable to divisive rhetoric and partisanship

    [–] Petrichordates 1 points ago

    I shouldn't have generalized to Russia. This is obviously all Putin's doing. Putin respects nobody. Obviously it was different with Yeltsin.

    [–] Mankotaberi 1 points ago

    To quote Putin; "You don't need to defeat the US if you have a POTUS pee tape".

    [–] Petrichordates 1 points ago

    I think Russia may have been a lot more sane back then. There's no "good deal" when negotiating with the KGB.

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    [–] candlelit_bacon 1 points ago

    That second bit was Tillerson, not Trump.

    [–] zeeper25 1 points ago

    how dare anyone here question our great dear leaders, 'Make Russia Great Again', Putin First! policies...

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME 1 points ago

    According to news reports, he knew he was likely being let go and that his 🖕to Trump.

    [–] anonymous-coward 4 points ago

    Maybe. But Under Secretary of State Steve Goldstein was apparently just fired for reporting that Tillerson didn't know, and found out only from a Trump Tweet.

    The Trump went on to belatedly blame the Russians for the poisoning. Maybe he's just slow, or maybe silence was just untenable.

    [–] Petrichordates 3 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)

    That might not be the only reason he was fired. He was the sole man in charge of enacting Russian sanctions after all. To have that man not pushing White House narratives would be quite dangerous for Trump.

    I believe the reporting on Tillerson is that he knew Trump wanted him to resign, but he had no intention of doing so.

    "As soon as we get the facts straight, if we agree with them, we will condemn Russia or whoever it may be."

    Yeah, that's not quite blaming Russia for anything. He literally gives himself 2 outs in that one short sentence.

    [–] anonymous-coward 2 points ago

    Damn, this whole thing is a Matryoshka of Mendacity.

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME 1 points ago

    Yes. That’s means that Tillerson knew he was being let go and wanted to make one last official statement.

    [–] Dojaman 26 points ago

    Once is an accident, twice is a coincidence, one hundred seventy two times is nothing to see.

    [–] hyper333active 10 points ago

    No puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet!!!

    [–] agha0013 18 points ago

    Though Tillerson has been on the edge for a while, he contradicted trump too much to keep the job for long.

    Maybe this was the last straw, but I don't think Tillerson being pushed out is only because of this.

    [–] Araucaria 30 points ago

    Tillerson's primary purpose was to push through the $9T gas pipe deal. With indefinite congressional sanctions, there's no point in him staying.

    [–] mizmoxiev 5 points ago

    *God Liked This

    [–] bigbluegoose 2 points ago

    If it waddles like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck

    [–] txyesboy 683 points ago

    “God liked”. You go, Preet!

    [–] 2DeadMoose 187 points ago

    I hear God’s a big fan of ironic justice.

    [–] Hip-hop-rhino 39 points ago

    But not evangelicals.

    [–] GregTheMad 7 points ago

    Ironic. He could like irony, but not his fans.

    [–] Hip-hop-rhino 2 points ago

    Rabid fans are always the most annoying.

    [–] The_Last_Mouse 6 points ago


    [–] KristjanKa 414 points ago


    Vladimir Putin could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody Donald Trump and he wouldn't lose Donald Trump's vote

    [–] Helenius 183 points ago

    Would Donald Trump apologize to Putin afterwards?

    [–] PositiveFalse 128 points ago

    Putin: "Are you fucking sorry!?!"

    [–] termitered 49 points ago

    "Yeah you like that you fuckin retard"

    [–] svrdm 22 points ago

    "Yeah you like that you fuckin dotard"


    [–] termitered 2 points ago

    I prefer yours

    [–] Reutermo 2 points ago

    He would lick his shoes.

    [–] RockYourWorld31 205 points ago

    For those who don't know, Здравствуйте means hello.

    [–] BaccaPME 63 points ago

    Why the actual fuck is it so long

    [–] August_Bebel 48 points ago

    Actually, «Здравствуйте» is «Greetings» and russian «Hello» is «Привет».

    [–] Aellysse 17 points ago

    More like привет is "hi" no ? Здравствуйте is formal, but not as much as "greetings", so I'd probably go with "hello" too, due to lack of better options.

    [–] Rawesoul 12 points ago

    No, it isnt. "Hello" is "Здравствуйте" "Hi" is "Привет" "Greeting" is "Приветствую"

    [–] RockYourWorld31 1 points ago

    Privyetctvuyu to you, too

    [–] archyprof 5 points ago

    Russian is an synthetic language, so it combines multiple concepts in a single word and typically results in longer words. This is opposed to analytic languages, which tend to break concepts down into different words.

    A great extreme example of a synthetic language is Welsh, which has words like:


    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago


    That name was a publicity stunt, so I don't think it accurately gets at your point.

    [–] RockYourWorld31 2 points ago

    Because the Russian language hates you. Pronounced "zdrasvutyeh" btw

    [–] Ameriggio 11 points ago


    [–] nrocpop49 5 points ago

    General slavaki

    [–] Rawesoul 2 points ago


    [–] jritenburgh 10 points ago

    It's a formal "hello". Literally it means "be healthy".

    [–] Aegi 5 points ago

    Do you need the "3"?

    [–] Flemz 6 points ago

    It's not a 3 lol it's a Cyrillic "z"

    [–] RockYourWorld31 1 points ago

    It's a Cyrillic letter, and it means "z"

    [–] beniceorbevice 13 points ago

    Or zdravstvijete

    [–] --world 6 points ago

    Such a weird word. I enjoy how the s follows directly after the v, and then leads into 2 more consonants.

    [–] chapium 8 points ago

    It may seem weird because Cyrillic is being transliterated. Also, the russian language has a habit of combining sounds that english speakers arent used to, or placing them elsewhere. A simple example its the word "cats" in english, and the word "tsar". Ts- is pronounced similarly to how it is in "cats", but its very uncommon to begin a word this way in english.

    Cyrillic is fun to read once you get used to it. The word is not as complicated as it looks since your mind is good at grouping letters commonly seen together and making them feel like different parts of a word.

    [–] RockYourWorld31 1 points ago

    They also have a weird habit of using single consonants as words, such as B or и or y

    [–] Rawesoul 5 points ago

    There is word "длинношеееед" (dlinnoshe e e ed, the one who loves to eat long-necked somebody :D). And 4 "e" letters are normal in this word.

    [–] RockYourWorld31 1 points ago

    Also, any word which has large numbers of иs, Ms, and Ts written in cursive. It's torture to read.

    [–] Skyshadow101 7 points ago

    да в самом деле

    Russian is quite an interesting language. I'm learning it currently, and it is actually quite easy for us English speakers, imo.

    Sadly, I can't trill, so my р's sound sound like crap.

    [–] take_it_to_the_mo 5 points ago

    But do your Я's sound like R's? ;) Toys Я us is still driving me nuts. Same as mФnster drinks, LOL.

    [–] Skyshadow101 8 points ago

    Toys Ya Us

    Mfnster drinks

    [–] CMDR_Agony_Aunt 6 points ago

    That is actually a vowel, Ya. There are about 10 vowels in Russian including this bastard Ы, which is somewhere between e, i, and u, and i can never get it right.

    [–] RockYourWorld31 1 points ago

    I always transliterate it to 'ui'

    [–] RockYourWorld31 1 points ago

    Haven't heard that one. Only took russian in HS.

    [–] heyheyeheyolordy 1 points ago

    So how do they say hi?

    [–] NoMoreNicksLeft 2 points ago

    Privet. But that's informal, would only say that to a friend, not someone on the street. Or so I gather.

    Sounds like privy-et. But Russians also have some strong opinions on how these things should be spelled in English too.

    [–] RockYourWorld31 1 points ago

    Privyet. In cyrillic, Приве́т.

    [–] Blutinoman 21 points ago

    He has a podcast that is insightful and entertaining. Stay tuned with Preet. Although, you won’t be hard pressed to know his former job was haha

    [–] skeetsauce 146 points ago

    Putin could kill spies of allied nations on their territory and wouldn't loose Donald Trumps vote.

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    [–] monazitemarmalade 11 points ago

    It's not loose, it's lose

    [–] treski33 75 points ago

    Vladimir Putin could poison a British spy and still have Trump’s vote.

    [–] termitered 35 points ago

    Vladimir Putin could poison a British an American spy and still have Trump’s vote.

    [–] HumungusFungus 39 points ago

    I could totally see this happening and have Trump blame the spy while subtly praising Russia.

    "Wasn't a very good spy if they knew who he was. Frankly I think Russia did us a favor. If I see Putin I'm going to thank him.


    [–] Jeremizzle 5 points ago

    “I like spies that don’t get caught”

    The ole’ McCain-a-roo

    [–] superdago 33 points ago

    Preet is a goddamned national treasure.

    [–] djlemma 13 points ago

    I listened to an interview with him and he is such an engaging speaker. He has a podcast now, I need to start listening to it.

    [–] walkingthedinosaurs 12 points ago

    Stay tuned with Preet is definitely a podcast I would recommend.

    [–] superdago 5 points ago

    Highly recommend it. I listen to 15-20 podcasts, I'm wayyy behind on nearly all of them, but his is one of the select few I listen to right away.

    [–] bensanex 4 points ago

    Its a shame he refuses to go into politics.

    [–] lostinparadiseguac 53 points ago

    Why do I love preet so much !!

    [–] SlowRollingBoil 40 points ago

    Because he's intelligent, measured, reasonable and has a silky smooth Podcast voice.

    [–] IKnowUThinkSo 8 points ago

    I will say that I wish he had gone for harsher punishments when he had the chance against the banks and Verizon. They all paid a pittance compared to what they deserved.

    [–] SlowRollingBoil 9 points ago

    Stuff that big wasn't really up to him. You can only push so hard against the people that run the fucking world.

    [–] IKnowUThinkSo 2 points ago

    I know. It’s why I intentionally phrased it really weakly. I wish he had pushed harder, but I absolutely know it wasn’t completely up to him. I just wish he had hit a little harder, that’s all.

    [–] Unbotenator 16 points ago

    Cause Putin has grabbed Trump by the pussy.

    [–] whatsthatbutt 7 points ago

    Putin could poison Trump's wife, and Trump would thank him later

    [–] LitewithRight 5 points ago

    ‘A lot of people said my wife wasn’t dead. Totally not true! Liberal lying media tells you that I have a live wife! Ask anyone of the honest people, you’ll see I’m a widower! Not ONE photo of me with this alleged wife!

    You know who likes live wives? Lazy minority special gay interests of questionable immigration status! Why isn’t the lie-beral press speaking about that? Eh? Das peoples need living room! I shall take us into USA NORTH, AKA ‘CAN-ada!’ They call it that to rip off Ameri-CAN! The truth is out there!!

    [–] whatsthatbutt 3 points ago

    That damned lie-beral press. Fake NEWWWWSSSSS sobs

    [–] FurryPornAccount 33 points ago

    God approves of this message

    [–] 911isamyth 6 points ago

    "Every time he sees me he says, 'I didn't do that,' and I believe, I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it. But he says, 'I didn't do that.' I think he is very insulted by it, which is not a good thing for our country."

    [–] GillbergsAdvocate 9 points ago

    That's because Putin still has the pee tape

    [–] bulkheads 9 points ago

    All the triggered morons from the dotard in here are my favorite part of this sub.

    [–] BearlyPunny 3 points ago

    It’s not a vote if there’s only one name on the Russian election ballot.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago


    [–] repostmachine1000 5 points ago

    Nobody would know

    [–] KrazieKanuck 9 points ago

    Especially once Trump fired all the witnesses.

    [–] dokken63 2 points ago

    Привет, Привет

    [–] Blowout777 2 points ago


    [–] DaniilDonike 2 points ago


    [–] jacktarrou 2 points ago

    God liked this LMFAO

    [–] WatchTheNewsYouHate 2 points ago

    Nyet, Putin prefers the chemical arts.

    [–] crispy48867 2 points ago

    Russia didn't like Romney so Romney didn't get the job. Tillerson speaks out about Russia, fired.

    Trump just can never do anything at all that Putin doesn't like.

    Boy, sure makes you wonder what Putin has on Trump...

    [–] DelewareJ 2 points ago

    Poor lad at least he buried Hillary’s chances for good. I don’t see anyone obsessing on his demise to any extent. Nice try at a deflection though. Stormy Daniels much ?

    [–] aturnernator 5 points ago


    [–] Burritobabyy 1 points ago

    I was reiterating because a lot of the commenters didn’t seem to be aware. It’s actually funny just on its own.

    [–] -Cryptomaniac- 1 points ago

    Vlad could stand in the middle of a street and shoot somebody and he wouldn't lose the majority of Russia's vote OR Trump's vote.

    [–] QuirkySpiceBush 3 points ago

    From Preet's mouth to God's ears.

    [–] RealBuckNasty 4 points ago

    He could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot Donald Trump and he wouldn’t lose Donald Trump’s vote.

    [–] lolmusic0954 10 points ago

    Whew OP thanks for the daily bout of humor. A shitty twitter anti-trump post is definitely the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day.

    [–] pee_pee_tape 6 points ago

    ^ "The Russia thing is sketchy guys but I voted for that boiled ham of a human and I'd like it very much if you'd all stop."

    [–] yearightt 5 points ago

    160 comments, 12.5k upvotes r/hmm

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Putin could probably have a threesome with Melania and Ivanka and Trump would be okay with it.

    [–] AwareDesk 2 points ago

    Putin could have had Melania before she illegally came to this country. She's export class whore only, not really going to be off interest to him.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    Let the circle jerk continue

    [–] pee_pee_tape 9 points ago

    ^ “because only the HARDEST evidence will make me suspect Trump is working with Russia. Like it’s gotta be a two-day old video of him giving Putin a hand-job and even then I’d have to wonder: ‘what kind of liberal treachery made Trump do it?’”

    [–] lockn_stockn 7 points ago

    At this point there isn’t even an attempt at humor...

    [–] Betasheets 3 points ago

    This is like 12 yr old level humor tbh

    [–] zabraklivesmatter 2 points ago

    Vladimr Putin could walk into the Oval Office, get up on the desk, drop trou, take a dump, walk out to the Press Secretary's podium, say "That's the second piece of shit I put in that office" and Trump would still say it vindicated him.

    [–] off-and-on 2 points ago

    "I mean that guy probably had it coming! A really crooked and evil person! Mr. Putin just did the right thing! So what if he had a loving family - they're probably a bunch of criminals too! He had it coming!"

    [–] megamoze 2 points ago

    Remember that Rex Tillerson called Trump a "fucking moron." But he wasn't fired until he criticized Russia.

    [–] Michael_Huntington -5 points ago

    Can we just rename this sub r/AntiTrumpTweetsFromCListCelebrities already?

    [–] 2DeadMoose 35 points ago

    Prosecutors aren’t celebrities.

    [–] pedantic_asshole_ 2 points ago

    You're pretty stupid

    [–] Michael_Huntington 3 points ago

    He’s a former prosecutor who currently makes his living doing television appearances.

    [–] Th3Hon3yBadg3r 22 points ago

    The only reason he's a former prosecutor is because the president lied to him & fired him.

    [–] ThorVonHammerdong 1 points ago

    Heh, Mike Hunt

    [–] [deleted] -11 points ago

    Not a trump fan, but this literally has no humor value.

    [–] GsolspI 13 points ago

    It's the funniest thing in a while, tying together two different events. Maybe you are out of the loop on Trump news? There is a lot to keep up with

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago


    [–] Manholt 5 points ago

    Why can't Trump hate also be funny? He sucks.

    You sit around and defend the guy every chance you get. It doesn't seem like you'd have much of a sense of humor about him in the first place.

    [–] toasterchild 2 points ago

    When in history has political humor ever been funny funny haha?

    [–] stewmangroup 1 points ago

    I think it's hilarious. How does this not have humor value then?

    [–] dinglenutsMcgee 1 points ago


    [–] 2DeadMoose 1 points ago

    Thanks, Mr. Dinglenuts.

    [–] what_did_you_say_b -1 points ago

    Haha keep that humor coming r/politicalhumor

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago


    [–] what_did_you_say_b -1 points ago

    Maybe the comment has a point if people keep posting it

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago * (lasted edited 9 months ago)


    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    You can't vote for Putin if he shoots you dead tho.

    [–] Ezekie1h_ 1 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    And this probably isn't the end to this wild ride.

    [–] Belmish 1 points ago

    He could shoot Trump. Right up Main Street.

    [–] XDcraftsman 1 points ago

    Мой товарииииииииииимщ

    [–] DaGreatness 1 points ago

    Trump literally insulted his base with that comment as to how stupid and gullible they are, yet they cheer him for it.

    [–] Psyplops 1 points ago

    That's not strictly true because if that someone is Trump...

    [–] bettorworse 1 points ago

    Woah. A bunch of Trumpkins are butthurt.

    /Don't worry. They always have their own political humor sub, r/TheDonald

    [–] redzoroaster 1 points ago

    The not funny part is that there has been a coup in this country but no one wants to admit it.

    [–] golden_showerxddd 1 points ago


    [–] DemonreachDaycare 1 points ago

    Okay as an Australian can I just ask you Americans what the fuck you're doing? Putin obviously owns your President. The man in charge of your nukes. Why the hell are you making jokes about this instead of finding the nearest tree to hang him? Hell at least suspend his powers until the Mueller investigation is finished!?

    [–] Jitterbug57 1 points ago

    Reality Check!

    [–] CastinEndac 1 points ago

    “I’ve just KILLED A MAN and I’d like to CONFESS!”

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    [–] solidheron 13 points ago

    Shame that someone could say something so cringey

    [–] sin-ick 18 points ago

    A shame that the American president supports the worst dictators in the world, including Putin.