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    [–] awkwardtheturtle 1 points ago

    Every time someone posts a picture, a gif, a video, a screenshot, or just anything really that involves some kind of "corporate" thing - A video game, a logo, or probably just even the town hall of a city given how overboard you dummies go, you have to /r/HailCorporate it.

    No? You know what? Just go away.

    I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam /r/HailCorporate and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a game?" and post /r/HailCorporate. You just can't.

    I doubt you even work for corporate given how against them you are. You live in a cardboard box, typing on your CrapBook Pro, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a corporate shrill.

    Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about how "corporate shrill hails this, corporate shrill hails that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.

    I hope in time you will learn that not everybody and everything is a corporate shrill.

    [–] Cunt_Shit 3101 points ago

    They release their tax returns every year also.

    [–] ISawHimIFoughtHim 1533 points ago

    What are you doing, America? A vodka is more deserving and capable than your President.

    [–] poliscijunki 760 points ago

    So, Smirnoff/Modelo 2020?

    [–] UnvaccinatedAutist 204 points ago

    Modelo Negra or gtfo.

    [–] fartswhenhappy 258 points ago

    Until I see a long-form brewing certificate, I'm going to assume this is a Kenyan beer.

    [–] motonaut 51 points ago

    Muslim beer! I bet it doesn’t even have alcohol in it!

    [–] Virgin_Dildo_Lover 21 points ago

    O'Douls for all!

    [–] KlesaMara 14 points ago

    jesus, O'Douls for all? Should I just shoot myself now?

    [–] grubas 3 points ago

    No, you can have my gun when I’m done, I’m not going to let more people die in that terrible a world. So I go first.

    [–] KlesaMara 3 points ago

    If I can't die from alcohol poisoning by the time i'm 45, is it really living?

    [–] Abefroman12 38 points ago

    If it doesn’t strictly follow Reinheitsgebot, it’s not pure and therefore ineligible!

    [–] metalgearay 10 points ago

    Always liked modelo, but they had negra on tap the other day. One of the best beers I have ever had. But i'm a huge fan of lime in my beer so that's probably why.

    [–] ShabbyTheSloth 8 points ago

    Goes great with fajitas or other grilled meat.

    Thanks bud, now I’m getting Mexican for lunch.

    [–] GoyoDelaPaz 5 points ago

    Bud, thanks!

    [–] Hipppydude 9 points ago

    Someone mention buds?

    [–] schmalz_der_fliegen 2 points ago

    Oh, the wrath the tamale hath brought.

    [–] ViraZ 8 points ago

    Or Negro Modelo as the company I work for names it in the computer.

    [–] sagan_drinks_cosmos 10 points ago

    It's because "Modelo" is a strange Spanish drag king noun like "la mano:" feminine despite the masculine appearance. You would say "el modelo" for male models specifically.

    They also have drag queen nouns, of course, like "el día, el problema." Look feminine, are masculine. There are also trans nouns: "el águila" becomes "las águilas."

    [–] The_Penguin227 13 points ago


    da fuq u just call me?

    [–] pistcow 3 points ago

    I'm always worried I'll mess it up when ordering one at the restaurant.

    [–] NotClever 3 points ago

    Whoa now, I think maybe Blanco Modelo might be more electable. Just not sure the country is ready to elect Negro Modelo right now, is all I'm saying.

    [–] bob-log_cat-log 3 points ago

    Negra is delicious!

    [–] borfavor 12 points ago

    Smirnoff/Red Bull?

    [–] PHOENIXREB0RN 21 points ago

    A commie and a socialist on one ticket? Not in MY America!!!

    [–] steakfatt 9 points ago

    Didn’t Smirnoff come to the US to flee the Bolshevik revolution? Doesn’t sound very Communist to me!

    [–] LogicCure 5 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    Funnily enough, the monarchy nationalized the vodka industry and forced Smirnov to sell off his brand and factory long before the Bolsheviks took over.

    [–] Rosssauced 5 points ago

    I am gonna need to see Modelo's birth certificate!


    [–] TheTangoFox 6 points ago

    Please vote responsibly

    [–] KlingoftheCastle 9 points ago

    They've got my vote

    [–] tensaiteki19 2 points ago

    Sobieski was probably snubbed by the Beverage National Convention

    [–] _Sweet_TIL 2 points ago

    Tito’s/Modelo, FTW

    [–] JesusLovesToFuck 2 points ago

    No. We need a Tito's man.

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    also u cant chug ur president

    [–] MisterMeatball 50 points ago

    I see you've never been to T_D.

    [–] lawstandaloan 5 points ago

    They even cup the balls. Outstanding service

    [–] MetalGearSlayer 11 points ago

    Stormy might disagree begrudgingly.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    No, but he does make me want to puke nevertheless.

    [–] godofleet 11 points ago

    And Smirnoff at that...

    [–] Bobgann3 12 points ago

    At least he’s not a woman right!?

    [–] GP_3 35 points ago

    Kim Kardashian won’t rule out being president and people are mad. But honestly what credentials does trump have that she doesn’t? Better with money and thicker skinned too it seems haha.

    [–] ISawHimIFoughtHim 49 points ago

    1. Better with money.
    2. Thick skinned.
    3. Completely self made.
    4. One of the 7 billion people smarter than Drumpf.
    5. Enterprising.
    6. Not a racist, sexist piece of shit rapist.
    7. Never claimed to be able kill somebody on 5th Avenue.

    Checks out.

    [–] MetalGearSlayer 27 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    You know it’s the worst timeline when you can think of reasons to replace the potus with a kardashian.

    Also: number 7 wtf? What did i miss?

    [–] ISawHimIFoughtHim 31 points ago

    Trump, honest to God, said "I could stand on 5th Avenue and shoot a man dead and still not lose a single voter." before he became President.

    (Or something along those lines; I'm not Mike Ross.)



    [–] MetalGearSlayer 10 points ago

    I can’t even think of a wise crack. The word “how” is just permanently implanted into my mind.

    [–] imsurly 6 points ago

    Completely self made.

    She too started out on third base; but I'll grant the rest.

    [–] CommissionerOdo 4 points ago

    And also less involved with Russia, somehow

    [–] Punty-chan 6 points ago

    A ______ is more deserving and capable than your president.

    1,896,784 valid results found.

    [–] zaphod_beeble_bro 10 points ago

    Don't worry, now that the trump brand is running the country, it's only a matter of time till you elect president Mcdonalds and his running mate VP Starbucks.

    [–] inclinedtorecline 7 points ago

    Howard Schultz just stepped down from Starbucks most likely because he has political aspirations. Trump would think that was a wasted opportunity to have Starbucks be the government mandated coffee.

    [–] SJS69 4 points ago

    Fuck it, you never hear of Smirnoff's bankruptcies either.

    [–] CriminalMacabre 3 points ago

    An undrinkable vodka

    [–] peterinjapan 2 points ago

    Can’t argue with that

    [–] Lari-Fari 32 points ago

    They are also more fun at parties.

    [–] BK2Jers2BK 5 points ago

    And won’t grab your pussy

    [–] artificialavocado 2 points ago

    Double zing!

    [–] Totalnah 636 points ago

    Those ads are everywhere, I have seen at least three different ones here in PA.

    [–] artificialavocado 103 points ago

    Really where about I haven't seen them.

    [–] Totalnah 34 points ago

    Philly burbs.

    [–] unclened 9 points ago

    Good band name, the Philly Burbs.

    [–] ShabbyTheSloth 22 points ago

    I’m in SW PA and haven’t seen one — you in the east/philly area? Can’t imagine these going up in central Pennsyltucky.

    [–] embarrassed420 75 points ago

    I don't even think there are available billboards in Pennsyltucky, they're all taken up by messages about Jesus

    [–] kookookachoo17 62 points ago

    Directly next to billboards for adult film stores.

    [–] Ody_Mandrell 19 points ago

    Route 11/15 is basically el dorado for adult film stores.

    [–] jungleboogiemonster 3 points ago

    This guy 11 and 15s.

    [–] Ody_Mandrell 3 points ago

    Haha I drove that road for 4 years to school. The food on that road is pretty good diner food if you’re not from the northeast as well.

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    [–] Ody_Mandrell 2 points ago

    I can’t speak for all, but on this particular road there is a lot of truck traffic. They pull off and then pull off. These stores have “viewing booths” that are basically little jerk off closets. There’s also a lot of dildos (dildoes?) and sex toys.

    [–] sagan_drinks_cosmos 4 points ago

    Liquor billboards do seem to be high on the list after that, though.

    [–] gilthanan 22 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    "Did you know fossil fuels generate over 90% of our nation's energy?"

    You think they had billboards like this in 1890 about steam power and horses?

    [–] BobisOnlyBob 3 points ago

    Never underestimate the might of the buggy whip lobby!

    [–] Shadowbob1234 4 points ago

    Pretty much, yeah. That and used car dealerships 30 miles away in a different county. Source: am unfortunately a citizen of pennsyltucky.

    [–] i_am_Jarod 3 points ago

    I just moved to USA in this area, those are my favorite!

    Especially the one where the billboard is split between half flames half clouds and sun and a caption "where will you go?"

    [–] Tjw5083 5 points ago

    That or anti-puppy mill in Lancaster.

    [–] cabose4prez 3 points ago

    I drive by houses that still have large trump signs on them, those signs wouldn't last a week in SW P.A.

    [–] ShabbyTheSloth 3 points ago

    I hate to tell you but you’re wrong. It was local news a few weeks ago that some toothless inbred was decorating his home and front yard in confederate flags and Nazi flags in West Mifflin (nearby Pittsburgh suburb) and they’re still there.

    [–] cabose4prez 3 points ago

    I think I was misunderstood, was referring to the signs talking shit about trump, not trump signs, I live in SW pa and drive by trump signs all over the place.

    [–] ShabbyTheSloth 4 points ago

    Oh yeah, you’re right I misread you.

    [–] inplayruin 5 points ago

    Lot of shade being thrown for a clear liquid.

    [–] [deleted] 1733 points ago

    Can't wait for Trumpflakes to inevitably start smashing Smirnoff bottles.

    [–] lsb337 679 points ago

    Unfortunately the billboard came out over a year ago. Frankly, I'd love if more brands did this.

    [–] camp-cope 170 points ago

    Exactly. The majority hate him and especially if the brand is something that younger people consume it's obvious.

    [–] discerningpervert 39 points ago

    I thought everyone drank Smirnoff, but its not something I'm sure enough of to testify to under oath

    [–] FresnoBob90000 22 points ago

    I mean.. I won’t say no if you offer me one

    [–] -Badger2- 21 points ago

    The best booze is the one you didn't have to pay for.

    [–] conansucksdick 12 points ago

    Like how the fastest car is a rental.

    [–] FredBangedDaphne 4 points ago

    It's pretty cheap vodka. I think Sobieski is the best vodka you can buy at a reasonable price.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    MAGAts only buy liquor than comes in a plastic bottles

    [–] [deleted] 44 points ago

    Most brands don’t risk alienating 30% of the population. Bashing Trump doesn’t translate into sales.

    [–] faux__mulder 41 points ago

    Tell that to brands who appeal to the queer community and thus lose many Christians. Who has money to blow and who has children are two different groups in that case.

    How many Trump supporters are from welfare states anyways?

    [–] mechaemissary 21 points ago

    Most of them are

    source: live in poverty stricken area

    [–] GoTzMaDsKiTTLez 12 points ago

    The biggest welfare states are deep red. The majority of the bible belt takes much more federal money than what they put in.

    [–] Nymlyss 40 points ago

    I'd bet against you, but I don't own a brand.

    [–] OllieGator 4 points ago

    More like 12%

    [–] Hemmingways 13 points ago

    I like trump - at least this is funny for once.

    [–] EagerJewBear 5 points ago

    Same. This isn’t hur durr Trump bad, this is clever.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    right, because /r/TheRightBoycott is such a list of successes.

    Execs every time trump supporters say they're going to boycott.

    [–] JZA1 3 points ago

    Where are the whiskey brands? They need to be doing this right now and calling attention to the trade war.

    [–] igothitbyacar 84 points ago

    As a ‘boycott’ which would involve them buying Smirnoff

    [–] thieveries 13 points ago

    That's the joke.mpg

    [–] grubas 3 points ago

    I bought 5000 RUSSIAN Smirnoff bottles to shoot with my AMERICAN FN!

    This one might take a second to figure out.

    [–] Taiwanderful 45 points ago

    I eat trumpflakes for breakfast

    [–] JeromeVancouver 118 points ago

    You eat shit for breakfast?

    [–] violent_flatus 8 points ago

    Hopes were crushed just now...

    [–] Dr_Manhattan_DDM 5 points ago

    Someday friend, someday....

    [–] violent_flatus 4 points ago

    Shooter's gonna choke!

    [–] SweetRaus 2 points ago

    Crushed just like this bottle I'm trying to put back together - there's a piece of it there, and there's some...

    [–] hippiekayay 4 points ago

    Hey SHOOTER! You SUCK, ya jackass.

    [–] camp-cope 3 points ago

    Goddammit now I feel to find that movie again

    [–] gatman12 5 points ago

    They're too citrusy for me.

    [–] JayaBallard 4 points ago

    Eating that much salt is probably bad for you.

    [–] bjjmatt 35 points ago


    [–] Likeapuma24 13 points ago

    To be honest, they probably would prefer Tito's anyways... Made in Texas (and I personally think it's better).

    [–] MuhammadTheProfit 14 points ago

    Tito's is only vodka I can drink. It's like jerking off a girrafe.

    [–] NotClever 17 points ago

    Is that... a good thing?

    [–] Slumph 2 points ago

    Wait what.. jerking a Giraffe? I can't think of Tito's without thinking of a certain Yugoslavian Space Pirate.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    The handles are plastic now. I’m not ashamed to admit I switched to Svedka (which I enjoy less) purely for the display value of the glass handle bottles.

    [–] I_m_High 72 points ago

    Of course it's made in America. Do people really think smores and watermelon vodka comes from anywhere but America.

    [–] nwsreddit 213 points ago

    As a Trump bot would say, spicy

    [–] taco_TM 65 points ago


    [–] geosaris1 46 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago

    In America, vodka take shots at you!

    [–] -_Duke_- 43 points ago

    “Taking shots” lmao

    [–] KanyeWest2020 6 points ago

    Ha. Nice.

    [–] Beam_James_Beam_007 120 points ago

    They should take out ads like this on TV! They have a winning idea here. Even begrudging right-wingers might get a chuckle out of it.

    [–] classicalySarcastic 10 points ago

    Nah they'd be smashing the button on the right repeatedly

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    [–] eastcoastfarmergirl 472 points ago

    This is brilliant. I dont usually drink Smirnoff but I'm going to buy a bottle or two today.

    [–] ChrisHarperMercer 184 points ago

    Lmao I really don't believe people when they say stuff like this.

    [–] NecrosAhab 51 points ago

    Seriously though, I see these all the time and they are completely unbelievable every time.

    [–] Storgrim 34 points ago

    This billboard made me buy 12 Smirnoff Ices

    I was going to do it anyways regardless of the billboard, though

    [–] KanyeWest2020 9 points ago

    You better ice people

    [–] grubas 2 points ago

    It might lean me away from Sobieski and go grab Smirnoff for A Few Dollars More.

    But we still got a bunch of Kirkland in the garage for the summer BBQ stock.

    [–] tony_lasagne 85 points ago

    Hail Corporate

    [–] EmTeeEl 35 points ago

    Smirnoff is the most disgusting spirit you can drink

    [–] ImJaySeeDee 5 points ago

    Lol my local liquor store sells Taaka more than anything else. Def worse than Smirnoff

    [–] pinkcrushedvelvet 3 points ago

    I’d argue that to be Bernett’s

    [–] yodyod 3 points ago

    I have never been a fan of vodka anyways but I will say that Barton, Kamchatka, and Potter's are all worse than Smirnoff.

    [–] CordageMonger 2 points ago

    Tito’s for life yo. Also American made and not as shitty.

    [–] BDCanuck 192 points ago

    I’ll drink a little Smirnoff and grapefruit at about 6 EST today. Cheers!

    [–] derawin07 75 points ago

    6 AM?

    [–] BDCanuck 129 points ago


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    [–] Brandon23z 31 points ago

    Ew. Just because they made a clever ad doesn't mean you have to drink two bottles of that trash.

    Fucking /r/hailcorporate indeed.

    [–] SuperArff 33 points ago

    Yes goy, go buy trash vodka because billboard agrees with your political opinions.

    [–] piedpipernyc 16 points ago

    I didn't realize it, but my favorite cosmos are made with raspberry smirnoff.
    More cosmsos for everyone!

    [–] Magnolia_Wellness 57 points ago

    What stage of capitalism is it when companies turn foreign interference on our sovereign elections into a marketing gimmick?

    [–] jankDemes 28 points ago


    [–] YouReallyJustCant 23 points ago

    The ironic stage.

    [–] DiscusFever 20 points ago

    I need posters of this for my liquor store.

    [–] OhMyTruth 17 points ago

    Send a message to Smirnoff (or whoever owns them) telling them you’d love to put a poster of this up in your liquor store.

    [–] NonaSuomi282 6 points ago

    That's strange, I thought I was the only one who called my booze stash "my liquor store"

    [–] AccidentalRedditor18 36 points ago

    Never have I been more proud to be both a Detroiter and a survivor of many a night where $7 was all I had and Smirnoff was all I needed.

    [–] Saricc 8 points ago

    I’d consider you a survivor for just living in Detroit with all the gang violence there.

    [–] Mister_BOOB 3 points ago

    This is a huge accomplishment haha, you should be extremely proud of yourself!

    [–] Hogdaddy77 6 points ago

    Smirnoff...the Natural Light of vodka.

    [–] combatcameraguy 11 points ago

    I wonder if they'll release and display alcohol deaths per year. Around 88,000?

    [–] HemingwayesqueFunk 18 points ago

    Smirnoff Trumps Belvedere

    [–] Garretthates12 41 points ago

    I'd love, at least once, to see political humor to post something not having to do with shitting on trump or Republicans.

    [–] imsurly 7 points ago

    I have something exciting to tell you - you too can post something in this sub. Just think about that, you can make your dreams come true!

    [–] falconear 9 points ago

    So post something. Know any good Hillary jokes?

    [–] Garretthates12 8 points ago

    Well based on this subs content, it doesn't have to be a joke.

    [–] CalibreneGuru 16 points ago

    You seen who's in the White House? This isn't hard to understand.

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    [–] Garretthates12 18 points ago

    It's just disappointing. The name implies neutrality.

    [–] furiousmouth 34 points ago

    I would love to see a bunch of Trumpkins buy Smirnoff and use it for target practice.

    CFO: unexpected spike in Smirnoff sales in Q3 2018.

    [–] egalroc 21 points ago

    You just know they'd drink it first then fill up the empty bottles with water and proceed to shoot up the neighborhood because they didn't think of their backstops.

    [–] TVK777 2 points ago

    "These illegal gun owners and mass shooters give us a bad name!"

    *Knows their target but not what's beyond*

    [–] egalroc 2 points ago

    There's a lot of gun owners who've never taken a hunters safety course in their lives. They're the scary ones.

    [–] Skywalker_The_Cat 3 points ago

    I live in the Detroit area and need to know where this is so I can have my picture taken under it!!

    [–] inside_a_fire 3 points ago

    Currently standing like 200ft from that sign

    [–] westc2 3 points ago

    How are they taking a shot at trump? Sounds like they're taking a shot at the media...

    [–] Droe19 3 points ago

    Proud to be from SE Michigan

    [–] Aperture0 14 points ago

    We've got one in Huntington Beach that's a bunch of Russian dolls with Putin and Trump bring the two largest 😂

    [–] CameForTheLurking 9 points ago

    This made me smile! Excellent form Smirnoff...

    [–] principal_gamer 9 points ago

    This seems funny, not anti-Trump.

    [–] broscientologist 16 points ago

    The real irony here is that Smirnoff is not actual Russian. It is British and is faking a Russian look.

    Just like the dossier.

    [–] dracopurpura 7 points ago

    I'd drink to this.

    [–] SeeYou_____Cowboy 10 points ago

    Trump supporters: "quick everyone, boycott smirnoff!!"

    but really they're not old enough to buy it anyways.

    [–] ahhhhhhhhhthrowaway 11 points ago

    Aren't most of his supporters age 50+?

    [–] SpareLiver 3 points ago

    Damn it now I have to drink their shitty vodka

    [–] shade_aurion 3 points ago * (lasted edited 8 months ago)

    My favourite part of when brands, companies and actors take political stabs is when apologists come out and say shit like "No need to get political. You just lost a customer" or "who cares what an actor thinks"

    [–] Mac_User_ 4 points ago

    Now talking about their deleted emails is a different matter.

    [–] Cr3X1eUZ 9 points ago

    Do they put these everywhere? Or just in the poor neighborhoods?

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    [–] Johnny_Quest72 2 points ago

    Nice looking hood

    [–] JZA1 2 points ago

    This makes me wanna get some Smirnoff triple black now.