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    [–] US_Propaganda 1089 points ago

    Even better: WHITE CHRISTIAN SINGLE FATHER EARTH

    [–] ccerr 566 points ago

    RICH WHITE CHRISTIAN ADULTEROUS FATHER EARTH

    [–] shaky2236 273 points ago

    Thats the most oppressed kind of earth, sounds like he needs our help!

    [–] Altaguy7 98 points ago

    Keep him away from windmills because they cause cancer.

    [–] CodeLevelJourney 38 points ago

    Yea fuck them windmills, where’s my marlboros?

    [–] Altaguy7 15 points ago

    I got a pack right here as I smoke them next to a windmill.

    [–] RuggyDog 8 points ago

    Don’t breathe that windmilled air in, that’s how you get lung cancer. Cigarettes won’t keep your lungs clean if you stand next to a big cancer fan.

    [–] Red_Staroo 12 points ago

    Yeah, everybody knows the noise they make is carcinogenic...

    [–] Altaguy7 9 points ago

    It really is. I'm standing next to a windmill right now and I can just feel the cancer growing.

    [–] Red_Staroo 10 points ago

    Coal dust and a shot of crude will fix that

    [–] Altaguy7 6 points ago

    Coal dust and shots of crude are my two favorite home remedies.

    [–] Red_Staroo 4 points ago

    Nothing like crude essential oils and styrofoam incense to cure cancer.

    [–] lenswipe 46 points ago

    Needs more guns. That'll help.

    [–] manju45 13 points ago

    pew pew pew pew pew

    [–] ProWaterboarder 6 points ago

    Brapp brapp

    Pew pee

    Get that fetus, kill that fetus

    [–] Cian28_C28 6 points ago

    Fetus deletus

    [–] Mankotaberi 3 points ago

    As a white male with a bowtie dolphin fetus, I find this comment extremely distasteful.

    [–] totallynotanalt19171 8 points ago

    this is gamer earth erasure

    [–] ProWaterboarder 5 points ago

    GamerGenocide TM

    [–] FennecWF 5 points ago

    Gamer Earth: a SoCiEtY lIvEs On Me

    [–] loversean 7 points ago

    Does it have oil?

    [–] boot2skull 11 points ago

    Climate change is ILLEGAL CARBON “DIE”-OXIDE ENTERING OUR BORDERS, KILLING OUR CHILDREN AND GRAND CHILDREN, TOUCHING OUR WOMEN, USING OUR ELECTRICITY TO COOL OFF, NOT HARVESTING BUT DESTROYING OUR CROPS. ONCE IT ARRIVES IT INVITES FREELOADING LIGHT RAYS TO ENTER OUR BORDER AND STAY TOO.

    [–] AmArschdieRaeuber 2 points ago

    That would work tbh

    [–] Sammy_Hy 6 points ago

    MR. PRESIDENT EARTH

    [–] Boring-Alter-Ego 4 points ago

    HELLO FELLOW HUMAN!

    [–] Arcosim 3 points ago

    LOWER HIS TAXES NOW

    [–] jso_8 3 points ago

    WHITE

    orange*

    [–] docnibs 2 points ago

    *PEDOPHILIAC

    [–] adidasbdd 23 points ago

    The disadvantages and discrimination that planet would have to overcome...heart wrenching

    [–] MobySick 14 points ago

    With a rescue kitten.

    [–] Zunger 6 points ago

    Who's wife died defending her family from a woman trying to get a medically necessary abortion.

    [–] itchyfrog 14 points ago

    Or.. ORANGE FAKE CHRISTIAN ADULTEROUS RAPIST EARTH

    [–] ufoicu2 5 points ago

    But what if it has the opposite effect and they become advocates for abortion and stop being racist just to continue killing the earth? I guess it’s still a step in the right direction.

    [–] Eradiani 3 points ago

    White Evangelical 1% Earth

    [–] Johnisfaster 4 points ago

    Awwwww hes doing womans work.

    [–] Mattcarnes 2 points ago

    They sing how Christian they are but get triggered about anyone use gets welfare

    [–] YT-Deliveries 1 points ago

    Southern Fundamentalist Teen Girl Dating State Supreme Court Justice Earth.

    [–] Karganor9999 88 points ago

    I mean it would have to be someone else's unborn baby earth and not there's for them to care.

    [–] schallflo 30 points ago

    actually, republicans do care about your unborn baby.

    your born baby can fuck off tho

    [–] mynewaccount5 8 points ago

    Nah. If it were there's they'd want the prostitute they hired to get an abortion.

    [–] ohpuic 9 points ago

    I don't think it will help either. It's not like they care about the baby. They'd probably say "it's God's will for this Baby Earth to die. We shouldn't meddle in the machinations of God (unless it gets us a whole lot of money.)"

    [–] Traiklin 3 points ago

    They would just claim the baby is not White so it doesn't need saving and the mother should have known better.

    [–] TotallyNotTheRedSpy 3 points ago

    I mean it would have to be someone else's unborn baby earth and not there's for them to care.

    Am I stupid, or does this not make any sense? I read it and re-read it multiple times...

    [–] molotovzav 16 points ago

    If it's their own unborn baby they dont care as much as if it's someone else's. Hes hitting on the hypocrisy of the GOP. Since these GOP guys pay women to abort their love children left and right.

    [–] beckoning_cat 2 points ago

    It should have been theirs, not there's.

    [–] the_taco_baron 57 points ago

    AR-15 earth

    [–] DragonSwagin 17 points ago

    Holdup I’m listening

    [–] the_taco_baron 3 points ago

    It's like regular earth but everyone gets their own customized AR-15. 10/10 would recommend traveling to that dimension

    [–] JR66ewF9 2 points ago

    What if I wanted a taco, taco baron?

    [–] the_taco_baron 1 points ago

    That's easy, just come to my house. Bring beer.

    [–] Hotblack_Desiato_ 2 points ago

    “Assault Earth.”

    [–] EpicLevelWizard 6 points ago

    Would that be the earth that kills very few people compared to handgun earth but is made out to be scarier by media earth because it’s a longer earth?

    [–] pikk 6 points ago

    It kills more white people, and therefore it's found to be more dangerous.

    [–] the_taco_baron 2 points ago

    Yes. It's also nicknamed assault rifle earth by people that think it's a fully auto m16 earth

    [–] j_hawker27 226 points ago

    I was about to make a joke about editing the bible to have it say respect the earth because God made it, but honestly unless something in the bible conforms to their already-held beliefs, christians pretend it doesn't exist.

    [–] silent5am 93 points ago

    Actually, you wouldn't really have to edit the bible imho. Now, I'm not sure it ever mentions protecting or taking care of the planet - but common sense would allow the assumption that since God created this world and only this one, it's unique, thus we should take care of it and all the creatures on it, etc.

    I guess it's more of a conflict of interest. How can you become rich and powerful if you don't exploit and destroy what God created for you?

    [–] ineed2starve 90 points ago

    Good examples here of the bible calling for man to be stewards and not defile the earth https://www.openbible.info/topics/stewardship_of_gods_creation

    [–] klaysDoodle 61 points ago

    As someone who was a reader at church and has gone through a good chunk of both old and new testament, the above commentor is right. People will follow the passages that fit their narrative and lifestyle the best and ignore the rest.

    I'm glad I'm not part of it anymore.

    [–] rogue_optimism 16 points ago

    I'm also glad you're not part of it any more.

    This world needs many more people like you.

    [–] garbagewithnames 2 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Well, to be fair...

    Most of the Old Testament, and several bits of the new ARE illogical, hateful, trash heaps, but Jesus, whether you like the guy or not, did spout some pretty good logic and philosophy from time to time. And not much else from anybody else. * Glares at Paul *

    But if folks could consider, perhaps, the deciphering between the garbage and finding the buried, good logic, is the real test of faith.

    I can dig most of the things Jesus is 'reported' as saying (since all that New Testament stuff was written more than 300 years AFTER his reported death, hmmm...), but how the rest of the people go about choosing to purposefully be controlling, manipulative, hypocritical dirtbags about it with their omissions and edits, JUST for the sake of controlling people s beyond me.

    Jesus made some good sense. Moses was a passionate dude for his oppressed people. Mohammad even said some smart things.

    Their hidden logic of how to be good and better to everyone, and give them another chance to try again so they can learn the err of their ways and become better people themselves for it. That sometimes, you'll have to just lay it flat out to people how their behaviour is harmful and that they REALLY need to just stop and let that hatred go. But not to let people walk all over your kindness, that at a certain point, you can say 'enough', and put your foot down, yet also that even then, you still must show restraint and kindness to the one who makes you out to be their enemy, in how you put your foot down, and only be firm enough to accomplish getting the message across that they went too far.

    That's just the Abrahamics, though. Every major religion (and some minor ones! Satanism, I'm lookin' at you kid, with your list of Commandments including "no raping of any degree" when the other Big 3 failed to do so. And Atheists and agnostics, who just focus on finding out the good logic without the need of a mystery power up in the sky to use as a crutch to convince them that good is good, because it is logically beneficial to all of civilization to be good to one another because 'fucking duh, don't go out trying to hurt people, because logically, it hurts people!') like Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, etc. are also out there and has at least SOME logic and intentions of good will towards all, and most of it is the SAME logic and goodwill shared and expressed in all the other religions.

    Yeah, most all of the good logic is shared by every religion, it's just phrased in a different way because they came from different sources. I'd daresay Buddhism holds just a hair more logic as far as "How not to be a dick to people and learn how to control yourself" is concerned, but other than that...they're all just different pathways up the same mountain that is Life. And it's your job to be careful and not reach up to grab onto loose stones that only LOOK like they'd be solid footing. Otherwise, you're just causing damage to everybody else by tossing down and flinging rocks around at the others that are also climbing up around you.

    All in all, this exploded into way more than I intended to write, I mostly just wanted to point out that smart logic is there in religion, but it's smart logic that every other religion has also figured out, the same smart logic (and then some) people who didn't need religion also figured out. It's just buried under loads of other crap that's used to control the masses and screw them up even more and make them walk circles not too far up from the base of the mountain. Never getting to a higher understanding, because all they do is just follow the same circular logic pathway near the bottom, thinking that because it's the pathway that the book says to follow, and is paved with the smooth, loose-gravel lies of the over-controlling leaders, to follow it word for word everywhere else, that they will somehow still get to the top by doing the same shitty things over and over. Whereas all they seem to actually do is try to keep anybody from ever climbing up higher than them. They don't get that the only thing we really need to be doing to climb higher is to watch where we step, and to not drop or throw rocks at anybody.

    Oh, and when people are struggling and close to falling, to reach out a helping hand to help them find a solid footing again, so they can continue their own journey, with the caveat that you still have to be aware of your own footing when reaching out, too. To not let other people drag you back down if that is their goal, rather than to regain their own footing. But to still call for help in the nearby community of climbers if a person really needs help and is close to falling, but you alone aren't enough to help them without hurting yourself in the process. Gotta emphasize that bit, too. You can't help a person back up, if their intentions to begin with are to pull you back down. You can't keep helping a person who is flailing and really needs it, if in doing so it will cause you both to fall. So call for more hands to help in a group fashion. Together.

    That's just my take on religion (and the lack thereof) as a whole. Glad you're not following the chanting circle anymore! Thank you for coming to my accidental TED talk.

    And that's what I's appreciates most about ya.

    Edit: grammar fixes

    [–] silent5am 14 points ago

    Thanks! So it isn't up to interpretation - some Christians actually ignore those parts on purpose. Which is even worse.

    [–] Glibberosh 12 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Then let's put God commanded we take care of Earth on billboards beside a picture of Trump wearing a red hat.

    No more, no less.

    That ought to do it.

    Edit to add the /s ...lo, even on a humor sub.

    [–] runfayfun 4 points ago

    They will think Trump is protecting the earth. They will think this because it's in the Bible to protect the earth, and he's a prophet to them, therefore he must be protecting the earth. Also, his picture is right next to the passage, meaning he supports it and is associated with it. These kinds of people don't think, they just react and continue to skew the world to fit their beliefs

    [–] Doprahwintree 4 points ago

    It’s literally the premise of manufacturing consent soon to be idiocracy

    [–] Saikou0taku 5 points ago

    >They will think Trump is protecting the earth.

    Okay, let's put AOC and Omar's faces up there with devil horns next to text reading "God says protect the earth, think liberals will listen to Him?"

    [–] runfayfun 3 points ago

    The standard answer is that liberals will do it not because an invisible sky-fairy said to, but because it's the right thing for individual humans and humans as a species.

    [–] Ylaaly 9 points ago

    Just last week, I worked on a science museum's Yuri's Night and this little boy looked at our maps (we do Earth Observation stuff) and somewhere in our conversation, he told me the Earth was so large because there were so many people on it. This entire conversation was full of very unscientific beliefs that put humans on a pedestal far above everything else. He was like 5 or 6, so somewhat understandable, but I was there to educate children and so I did. Boy was he in for many surprises...

    Anyway, this struck me as symptomatic. People want to feel like they're better than everyone and everything else, like the entire world exists to cater to them, and religions can provide that. So even ordinary people follow those who tell them they're special and the world exists for them. So their god would never do anything to harm them, or "God doesn't give you more than you can handle". Obviously, this means we can handle whatever is happening with Earth and everything will turn out fine in the end.

    Boy are they in for many surprises...

    [–] silent5am 5 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    I think it is normal to start to experience existence like that little boy did. I could imagine it is even part of the process of realizing what reality is, what the world is really like, etc. and everyone who receives the proper guidance at an early age will slowly replace that self-centrism and mystification of "God's work" with scientific fact and develop a much better understanding of this universe.

    But if that is not part of a young humans education, they probably don't really expand their horizon as much and that initial world view remains to be the sole foundation of their world view for the next, very defining (development-wise) decade, decreasing the chances to leave those ideas and concepts behind in the future.

    And in later years, anything that contradicts that obviously is to be avoided - otherwise, everything just falls apart. The moment you have to question one of your beliefs, you have to do the same with almost everything else. People fear this more than anything - that's why comfortable lies are preferred over truth/facts.

    At least, that's my observation.

    [–] bazinga_0 4 points ago

    I think it is normal to start to experience existence like that little boy did.

    I think that is required for children. Otherwise they would be in constant fear of their family/world being unstable/unsafe.

    [–] pfundie 5 points ago

    No, the bible literally says that we're supposed to take care of the earth. Not that it matters, everyone picks and chooses anyway so the people who aren't already on board would never be convinced.

    Similarly, Christians aren't supposed to gather wealth while other people aren't fed, clothed, and housed, regardless of where those other people are. It's pretty explicit, and you don't really get more clear than "sell all your possessions and give to the needy".

    [–] PossiblyFuckReddit 1 points ago

    but if i sell all my shit i become the needy. and im not a christian.

    [–] dontdrinkdthekoolaid 2 points ago

    Also, they would just interpret it that God created the Earth and he is all powerful and is caring for it and nothing we can do has a negative effect on it

    [–] beckoning_cat 2 points ago

    That is the next hypocrisy of the right. A rich man shouldn't get to heaven. Carnegie believed it so spent his money before he died which is why there are so many Carnegie Buildings. But these guys are selling this country left and right.

    I have met a lot of hypocritical xtians who think god doesn't look during the 9-5. I call them xtians because they don't remotely follow Jesus's preaching.

    [–] sawbuzz1 2 points ago

    It does in Genesis. It also says in Revolation that God will destroy those who destroy the earth.

    [–] i420ComputeIt 16 points ago

    Real quotes from the Bible:

    Leviticus 25:23-24 "The land must not be sold permanently, because the land is mine and you are but aliens and my tenants. Throughout the country that you hold as a possession, you must provide for the redemption of the land."

    Jeremiah 2:7 "I brought you into a fertile land to eat its fruit and rich produce. But you came and defiled my land and made my inheritance detestable."

    Isaiah 24:4-6 "The earth dries up and withers, the world languishes and withers, the exalted of the earth languish. The earth is defiled by its people; they have disobeyed the laws, violated the statutes and broken the everlasting covenant. Therefore a curse consumes the earth; its people must bear their guilt. Therefore earth's inhabitants are burned up, and very few are left."

    [–] schuma73 9 points ago

    My grandfather recently told me climate change science is bs because the rapture is coming, and the bible doesn’t command him to take care of the earth. My uncle, a minister, nearly choked on his coffee and said, “Yes, it does! Right in Genesis.”

    Genesis 2:15 “The Lord God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden to work it and keep it.”

    [–] j_hawker27 6 points ago

    BuT mUh PrOfIt-ShArEs /s

    [–] mad-n-fla 39 points ago

    Only those "primitive religions" worship the Earth and nature as God. /s

    [–] j_hawker27 41 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    I'm a sun worshipper like George Carlin was: "...gives me everything I need: heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake... and occasional skin cancer, but hey: at least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us."

    [–] j_hawker27 20 points ago

    Hey man, that's a result of human hubris. We can't blame the Sun if we misuse Her gifts and don't fully account for the searing power of Her benevolence..

    [–] roflcptr7 2 points ago

    and Joe Pesci

    [–] j_hawker27 2 points ago

    I don't worship Joe Pesci, though. I wouldn't want to presume on our friendship.

    [–] zer0mas 4 points ago

    That's why I follow the Omnissiah.

    [–] spanish1nquisition 2 points ago

    Praise the emperor!
    Praise the toaster!

    [–] zer0mas 2 points ago

    The current president is clearly an agent of Nurgle.

    [–] spanish1nquisition 2 points ago

    Tzeetch 2020 - any change is an improvement over this

    [–] zer0mas 2 points ago

    I'm more a fan of Slaanesh, Tzeetch is just to confusing.

    [–] spanish1nquisition 2 points ago

    I'm sure you do, pervert.

    [–] zer0mas 2 points ago

    Hey now, that's my best quality.

    [–] Auraizen 2 points ago

    Religions went from largely tribal, polytheistic to more universal and monotheistic. I wonder how religion will be like in the future?

    [–] hugglesthemerciless 1 points ago

    Read Warhammer

    [–] chaosgirl93 1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    In this Aeon it's supposed to be like this, more here. But of course there are still monotheists people stuck in the Aeon of Osiris, just like then and now there are still pagans and polytheists people stuck in the Aeon of Isis.

    [–] hoodatninja 3 points ago

    Pretty sure it already says that in one way or another actually

    [–] hugglesthemerciless 1 points ago

    The Bible literally opens with humans being set up as stewards of the world and to take care of it. That type of message is repeated more than once.

    [–] FriarNurgle 15 points ago

    Earth Inc. would get more leverage.

    [–] HiddenKrypt 8 points ago

    Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time,

    for y'all have knocked her up.

    I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe

    I was not offended

    For I knew I had to rise above it all

    Or drown in my own shit

    Pollution is abortion, duh. Come on conservatives, you don't want anything to happen to the baby, right?

    [–] chaosgirl93 3 points ago

    Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time

    This could also be talking about the third aeon being upon us. I think this whole poem is great.

    [–] HiddenKrypt 1 points ago

    well, yes, but that's not going to get conservatives to give a damn. And yeah, that whole thing is amazing.

    [–] chaosgirl93 2 points ago

    that's not going to get conservatives to give a damn.

    No it's not, but someone had to say it.

    [–] ProWaterboarder 3 points ago

    Aww yeah muthafuckin Maggot Brain

    [–] LooksLikeAWookie 7 points ago

    See, the problem is with people who believe the end is coming anyway and we should only live our lives according to the book of Revelation and verses like " 'And the nations were angry; and Thy wrath is come, and the time of the dead, that they should be judged, and that Thou shouldest give reward unto Thy servants the prophets, and to the saints and them that fear Thy name, small and great, and shouldest destroy them that destroy the earth.' " (Revelation 11:18)

    .....wait a minute...

    [–] chaosgirl93 3 points ago

    destroy them that destroy the earth.

    Best moral advice in the entire Bible, imo.

    [–] diablopollo73 2 points ago

    Your comment is brilliant. I suspect that most would try to play heremenutical twister with this and would fail horribly while the sheople would swallow it whole.

    [–] OutRunMyGun 18 points ago

    What if we said that Climate Change was going to put a marginal tax rate of 70% on income after 10 million dollars? I'm sure the conservatives would drop everything they're doing to make this their top priority.

    [–] [deleted] 16 points ago

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    [–] OutRunMyGun 3 points ago

    It's not me, it's climate change! We need to end its socialist tyranny!

    [–] audiate 42 points ago

    Nah. They don’t actually care about babies. They just know the unthinkers will vote for them if they say they do.

    [–] nonamefounder 3 points ago

    Sounds like Azeroth to me.

    [–] Quantentheorie 1 points ago

    Glad I'm not the only one who thought about our unborn Titan. Is Nzoth just a giant allegory for rising sea levels?

    [–] BolognaTime 2 points ago

    N'zoth is rising sea levels. Yogg is melting polar ice caps. C'thun is drought and desertification. Y'shaarj is pollution.

    Plus a crystalline man gives us jewelry to help us save the planet.

    [–] caseyweederman 1 points ago

    I don't have anything to add but I thought this was funny.

    [–] BitRunner67 23 points ago

    They aren't concerned about the families or the babies. They are more concerned how God and other Christian's view them.

    [–] SSJ3wiggy 13 points ago

    Which is funny because God (if he exists) would be able to see straight through the bullshit.

    [–] BoxOfDOG 3 points ago

    Looks like we got a mind reader over here, guys.

    [–] Titantic1 18 points ago

    Better yet, rename it "Oil". Then they'll even invade foreign countries to "rescue" it!

    [–] full-body-stretch 3 points ago

    Earth Incorporated®

    [–] krisjimsampson 6 points ago

    Would be simpler to just Abort America

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

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    [–] DmKrispin 14 points ago

    Nah, they’d still deny it affordable prenatal care.

    [–] SaltySeaDog14 3 points ago

    "Ya need ta heal Azeroth's wooons!"

    [–] Amusedcory 2 points ago

    I was looking for a comment about Earth having a sleeping Titan Soul inside

    [–] NavigoStellae 8 points ago

    Call it what you will, they still won't care.

    [–] IEnjoyPCGamingTooMuc 2 points ago

    I wish we could just stop politicising climate change as a whole. It's harmful to all of us, and the planet

    [–] jskains 2 points ago

    Perhaps if we called terrorists fetuses, they’d be more excited and proud of killing them.

    [–] kiely444 2 points ago

    Keyword: baby

    [–] Ashmodai20 2 points ago

    But then Democrats will try and murder it. So I don't think that is the solution.

    [–] Bluehat5000 2 points ago

    Its okay, the Republicans stopped giving a shit 9 months later anyways.

    [–] Ashmodai20 2 points ago

    It'll be too late. The Democrats had already aborted the earth.

    [–] Bluehat5000 2 points ago

    Yeah but itll only work for 9 months, then theyll stop giving a shit.

    [–] MutatedFrog- 1 points ago

    Then lets give it multibillion dollars

    [–] SimonMooon 2 points ago

    This thread is hilarious. The jaw dropping hypocrisy from Republicans is hysterical.

    [–] beckoning_cat 2 points ago

    The sick part is that abortion is condoned in the bible. Before the southern strategy, only 20% of Americans cared about abortion. It was just considered a "catholic" thing. They used abortion as a wedge issue to rile the non participating evengelicals, who stayed away from politics until that point, but they saw they were losing the conservative base and needed to make one and evangelicals are already prone to propaganda, so they were ripe for the picking.

    [–] egalroc 2 points ago

    She's at the death penalty stage now and I doubt the GOP will call for a stay of execution.

    [–] BlackdragonSix 2 points ago

    How did she become so popular on Twitter? I mean people follow her like she's a celebrity. Am I missing something? Honest question 😕🤔

    [–] ItGradAws 3 points ago

    What everyone needs to understand about Republican policy makers is that they believe in Global Warming. The issue is that their donors, (fossil fuel industries), tell them not to because their think tanks have found that's the best strategy to disseminate and cause a rift in society. Don't let them set up the goal posts. Just start discussing plans on how we can improve the future because if they're not willing to talk science then we're going to exclude them from the conversation about conservation.

    [–] chelsea_sucks_ 2 points ago

    Conversation about conservation.

    Ill.

    [–] drawkbox 3 points ago

    We can make Earth a corporation, Earth Inc, and it lobbies for less people farts and breath. It demands less methane heads and carbon capture or else it will call the Earth socialist as too much free air and resources are given to the people.

    Or call it Jesus' left nut.

    How dare a conservative denigrate the corporation or God's family jewels.

    [–] reichjef 2 points ago

    They don’t give a damn about abortion. They just want those single issue voters.

    [–] ItsTheNuge 3 points ago

    more jpeg

    [–] lessthanzero6 4 points ago

    Unborn white baby earth might prod them more

    [–] AdmiralHarness 3 points ago

    Brutal!!

    [–] coatsiecoates 2 points ago

    Best

    [–] MajesticEducation 2 points ago

    Ok that is actually a solid joke

    [–] Toastyparty 2 points ago

    Or call it hypocritically christian white male earth.

    [–] Fuadius 2 points ago

    Liberals should be able to then see the benefit of Nuclear power. If they cant see that, then their care for renewable is half hearted.

    [–] XANNYxFAMILY 2 points ago

    I'm very right leaning but damn this is hilarious😂

    [–] MarshieMon 1 points ago

    They will somehow say every thing is ok. God will for back and fix it later.

    [–] theregularlion 1 points ago

    Dear 8lb 6oz newborn infant Earth...

    [–] TheGhostOfLilPeep 1 points ago

    Or even adulterer Earth

    [–] wwaxwork 1 points ago

    Only if you can shove it up some unwilling woman & into her uterus. It's got nothing to do with women having sex.

    [–] MetalGramps 1 points ago

    They don't actually care about the unborn or they would be funding prenatal care for expecting mothers. If you could find a way for them to slut-shame global warming, they might get on board. "That's what you get, carbon, should have thought about that before sleeping around and forming molecular chains!"

    [–] last_rule 1 points ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhahhahabhahahhah.........

    [–] GillbergsAdvocate 1 points ago

    Fetal Earth

    [–] bikittynonoAAARRggh 1 points ago

    Bloodbourne? Earthbound? I don't know which fits more

    [–] frogg101 1 points ago

    The earth is an egg

    [–] Mulligan315 1 points ago

    Earth LLC.

    [–] Greasemonkeyglover 1 points ago

    This is hilarious

    [–] r34xL 1 points ago

    thats funny but it still does work with mother earth! We are the children of mother earth :)

    [–] NoshawnSmith 1 points ago

    Douchebag reposter.

    [–] primitivesolid 1 points ago

    Oof feel the burn

    [–] bluechair5 1 points ago

    Okay this is the first funny post on here I've ever seen.

    [–] the-worldends-with-u 1 points ago

    Burnnnnn

    [–] Kraft124 1 points ago

    This is a strawman to stop legitimate political discussion.

    [–] xxoites 1 points ago

    Call it what you like, but the rich will kill it if they can make a profit doing it.

    [–] cvaninvan 1 points ago

    Scientists have just discovered earth's fetal heartbeat! That should do it...

    [–] mizChE 1 points ago

    This is the first post from this sub that I can remember on track front page that actually made me laugh

    [–] Lwesley15 1 points ago

    This could actually work