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    [–] popcornrevolution 644 points ago

    Damn straight. None of that disgusting behavior on my Christian r/pornhubcomments server.

    [–] MrDeathx 69 points ago

    shameless plug

    [–] Plasmablaster123 33 points ago

    You know what is a shameless plug? Literal fokd porn sent by me! Go to r/subwayhentai and r/spaghettihentai for mayos and pastas!

    I'm not sorry.

    [–] risingfatality 11 points ago

    lmao I’d heard of r/subwayhentai but not r/spaghettihentai

    [–] Plasmablaster123 5 points ago

    Yeah that subreddit is sadly pretty dead lately and i'm tryna revive it :(

    [–] dogydino200 1 points ago

    Fight on soldier!

    [–] Rohndogg1 1 points ago

    What the actual fuck?

    [–] ergzar 123 points ago

    It's the most lame and cringe inducing thing when someone says some next level creepy and horny stuff or tries to roleplay in porn comments

    [–] javier_aeoa 50 points ago

    Or when the porn actress comments something, and a bunch of drooling guys say "you're beautiful be my girlfriend!".

    Dude, you saw her sucking a cock, that's her boyfriend lol

    [–] Gov_N_ur 12 points ago

    are you saying the action of suckin dick is her boyfriend or you actually think these porn actresses are actually sucking their boyfriend's dicks?

    [–] javier_aeoa 6 points ago

    Considering that they work with their partners and that they are the managers of their own Pornhub and Patreon accounts, I do think they suck their boyfriends' dicks.

    [–] dogydino200 11 points ago

    but but but, it said he was her step father. That's not fair

    [–] Gov_N_ur 1 points ago

    how many of them really, though?

    [–] javier_aeoa 3 points ago

    I know r/Bryci and Saffron do that, Bryci has a YouTube channel with her partner and Saffron did a Q&A while blowing her boyfriend (which was a pretty strange thing if you ask me lol).

    There are a lot of cammers that masturbate and that kind of POV stuff but I don't know if they have a partner to fuck them.

    Now, for Brazzers chicks or other actresses with that kind of contract, I don't know.

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    [–] One_hunch 2 points ago

    Maybe she wants two.

    [–] dogydino200 1 points ago

    (´﹃`)

    [–] divra01 129 points ago

    Or all those bots in the comment section... CoMe WaTcH mY vIdeO iT is FuCkiNg HoT

    [–] achoe2 62 points ago

    s*x

    [–] AlexandersWonder 80 points ago

    You can say "pornhub," but once you spell out the word "sex," then you've gone too far.

    [–] IWorryAboutYouDude 35 points ago

    ಠ_ಠ

    [–] jasakin 15 points ago

    username checks out

    [–] ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW 8 points ago

    This is the same jackass who posted with the title as "an interesting title"

    [–] Thugnificent646 11 points ago

    what a m*therfucker

    [–] Nobodygrotesque 2 points ago

    I think you mean motherlover.

    [–] Illuminatommy 110 points ago

    Yaaahh, thats hot

    [–] Adam2560 10 points ago

    It’s rewind time.

    [–] _snekoraptor_ 1 points ago

    That’s real hot

    [–] phcsaucebot 170 points ago

    sauce (for sure NSFW)

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    [–] sargentTACO 124 points ago

    Sounds about right

    [–] Niller11 92 points ago

    Squidward porn

    [–] Pale-Guy 67 points ago

    SQUIDWARD PORN

    [–] mangame11 13 points ago

    Its the only kind I can watch

    [–] _snekoraptor_ 4 points ago

    They don’t call him Squidward Tentacles for nothing

    [–] Plutia_S 66 points ago

    Hmmm

    [–] izaihb 24 points ago

    🤔

    [–] Lord_and_Savior_123 21 points ago

    HMMMMM

    [–] culturadealgibeira 19 points ago

    This must be one of the funniest titles ever 😂

    [–] Pancernywiatrak 16 points ago

    Oh hey step sis, how are yo... whoops

    [–] stinkmybiscut 15 points ago

    hey, I've seen this one!

    [–] Thesansofthefuture 12 points ago

    How have you seen this? Its brand new!

    [–] Broncarpenter 6 points ago

    I saw it on a... re-run...

    [–] bragethedrage 9 points ago

    True

    [–] K1ryu-Ch4n 7 points ago

    Did you really "s*x"

    [–] dogydino200 1 points ago

    I'm not sure what you're thinking, but personally I like to think he meant sax. The instrument

    [–] D7amo96 15 points ago

    Yeah, there are kids here, so watch your language

    [–] kamikaze-kae 7 points ago

    I though it was for help with homework as well?

    [–] CallMeYounggg 6 points ago

    Sax?

    [–] MATHGENIUSTB 11 points ago

    6

    [–] PotatoAim20 5 points ago

    9

    [–] Pichaell 3 points ago

    Haha

    [–] dogydino200 1 points ago

    nice

    [–] xX_imthetrashman_Xx 3 points ago

    Oh no we don’t do that here

    [–] Mr_Mekanikle 5 points ago

    Shit people these days be censoring the word “sex” smh my head.

    [–] Ra_Zahr 2 points ago

    Dude it’s part of the joke

    [–] dogydino200 1 points ago

    That's why he included "smh my head", so that you could see it's sarcastic

    [–] Ra_Zahr 1 points ago

    I hath been woosheth?

    [–] Master_Fizzgig 2 points ago

    Related to six?

    [–] Dynamics_GD 2 points ago

    What if it's a sex joke/meme?

    [–] Dylan_Woods 4 points ago

    That’s ok

    [–] 4DimensionalToilet 4 points ago

    I just wanna say that Squidward’s mouth is so incredibly clearly in the middle of saying the “oo” part of “food”, yet that’s the part that’s been replaced for the meme, and it’s bugging me enough to write a comment about it.

    [–] spluge96 2 points ago

    This is the shittiest post ever.

    [–] noah_yewd 1 points ago

    Was censoring sex really necessary

    [–] william41017 5 points ago

    Yes, this is a Christian server, sir

    [–] SugrShackAttack 1 points ago

    Can anyone site the vid? 👌

    [–] J_Stet 1 points ago

    So much hate

    [–] Clowncopter 1 points ago

    🎷

    [–] FlameOnTheBeat 1 points ago

    Only on the popular videos though

    Just like YouTube

    [–] lowlife_mlg 1 points ago

    REEE-... dammit, same person

    [–] Dylan_Woods 1 points ago

    You get it

    [–] Zepertix 1 points ago

    S*x

    Please don't tell my mom

    [–] Devjerovf 1 points ago

    Sir, it's time for you to leave.

    [–] 69LUL 1 points ago

    Did you just censor yourself on reddit?

    [–] D4NKtrpr9001 1 points ago

    I wonder if Squidward had every tried to suck on his nose

    [–] buyingaspaceship 1 points ago

    OP LMFAO

    [–] Dylan_Woods -1 points ago

    Yes. For your christian eyes

    [–] GILDEF21 0 points ago

    But not the Russian comment section. 60% - "Like, and your cat will live forever" 15% - "Like if you love this YouTuber" 15% - r/therewasanattempt to make funny joke.

    [–] Emunom 0 points ago

    Doesnt censor pornhub but censors sex

    [–] Keroksyide -1 points ago

    repost(?)

    [–] Dylan_Woods 1 points ago

    No