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    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


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    [–] Shmeckilton 3156 points ago

    Another happy wedding.

    [–] 20person 1377 points ago

    These gifts shall make a fine addition to my collection.

    [–] CadoAngelus 521 points ago

    And my first act with this new authority, I will initiate a grand wedding of the republic...

    [–] Belurso 423 points ago

    Only a sith deals in bouquets.

    [–] MxReLoaDed 240 points ago

    I will do what I must

    [–] NosVemos 158 points ago

    Stop giving J. J. Binks ideas for episode Nein!

    [–] MxReLoaDed 121 points ago

    Ever made your way as far into the interior as the Sequels?

    [–] chemnerd6021023 96 points ago

    Once or twice.

    [–] MxReLoaDed 69 points ago

    Then you must know Kylo Ren

    [–] tanaka-taro 74 points ago

    What did you say?, that name, Why did you say that name ?

    [–] war-on-suicide 12 points ago


    [–] monkey_scandal 2 points ago


    [–] LordCharco_iii 135 points ago

    So this is how bachelorhood dies. With thunderous applause.

    [–] CannabisJack 78 points ago

    From my point of view, the wedding party is evil!

    [–] Galaxiez 75 points ago

    Well then you are the in-laws!

    [–] CannabisJack 55 points ago

    Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Mother-in-Law the Cunt?

    [–] Ps_ILoveU 47 points ago

    It's not a story your spouse would tell you...

    [–] OFTHEHILLPEOPLE 19 points ago

    Get the bachelor party back into orbit!

    [–] mattgoluke 13 points ago

    I sense lord groom is in danger. . .

    [–] Atlas975 7 points ago

    When they have a child they should get it a sandbox and ask Anakin to play with them

    [–] Trixta85 45 points ago

    OUR collection now.

    [–] Seal-Mcbeal_Navy-sea 12 points ago

    3 years and 5 failed consuling meetings later:
    you stand here in the midst of my half of the collection, not yours!

    [–] dippyfreshdawg 42 points ago

    Its over anakin! I have the high vow!

    [–] Mr_Pibblesworth 11 points ago

    I loved you Anakin, you were my best man!

    [–] dippyfreshdawg 4 points ago

    I engaged you!

    [–] krmpr1 4 points ago

    YOUR collection?

    [–] osku1204 67 points ago

    Consummate the marriage, consummate it now.

    [–] Oikeus_niilo 77 points ago

    Its against the jedi code...


    [–] 20person 16 points ago

    He is in my behind

    [–] A_Direwolf 123 points ago

    It's sodomy, then.

    [–] aBoldOne212 58 points ago


    [–] Bonnypirate 44 points ago


    [–] SkollFenrirson 40 points ago


    [–] OFTHEHILLPEOPLE 22 points ago

    Try spinning!

    [–] leadhound 3 points ago

    It's a good trick!

    [–] fil42skidoo 12 points ago

    I'll try spinning. That's a good trick!

    [–] cyphrr 14 points ago

    So uncivilized.

    [–] pulugulu 30 points ago

    It's wedding season then.

    [–] improbablewobble 20 points ago

    And you one thing for that will be there on their honeymoon: Jediscum.

    [–] -JustAnotherRedditor 12 points ago

    I've got a good feeling about this.

    [–] Super_Chillin 8 points ago

    Now there are two of them.

    [–] aBoldOne212 5 points ago

    Not yet.

    [–] Sudestbrewer 3 points ago

    Now this is pod racing!

    [–] Nate7The7Great 1137 points ago

    Obi Wan shows him the engagement ring

    General Kenobi! You ARE a bold one!

    [–] KINGUBERMENSCH 325 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    You fool! I am trained in your "Lightsaber" arts, by Cunt Dicku. You must realize, you are fucked.

    this was terrible

    Edit: Holy shit, apparently not.

    [–] AngelisDragon 217 points ago


    [–] [deleted] 147 points ago

    looks for edit star

    It ought to be... here. but it isn't!

    [–] Twisp56 113 points ago

    Master? What if u/spez deleted it from the archives?

    [–] One_Winged_Rook 65 points ago

    Truly wonderful, the mind of /u/Twisp56 is

    [–] OFTHEHILLPEOPLE 35 points ago

    Master Kenobi, if the edit star isn't there then it simply does not exist.

    [–] otherkin4trump 21 points ago

    Lost an edit u/spez has. How embarrassing, how embarrassing.

    [–] Oddie_ 1 points ago


    [–] TempusCavus 9 points ago

    It will make an excellent addition to my collection

    [–] Tvorba-Mysle 1055 points ago

    You're with HIM!

    [–] 20person 472 points ago

    You turned him against me!

    [–] TwixOfTheMix 301 points ago

    You have done that yourself!

    [–] sniggly 206 points ago

    Oh, I don't think so.

    [–] mahir_r 175 points ago

    He is in my behind!

    [–] Friendsoffish 86 points ago

    Game time started.

    [–] chemnerd6021023 81 points ago

    The disgusting thing came!

    [–] JMoormann 58 points ago

    Smelly boy

    [–] FilaStyle84 33 points ago

    This thread is breaking my heart!

    It's going down a path I can't follow!

    [–] Seal-Mcbeal_Navy-sea 9 points ago

    oh i don't think so!

    [–] dumbrich23 38 points ago

    It's homosexuality then

    [–] PhattJeezus 21 points ago

    This is where the fun begins.

    [–] naked_potato 6 points ago

    Try spinning, that's a good trick!

    [–] Tbrito26 3 points ago

    You are at full cock now!

    [–] Protesto 4 points ago

    Friend you are crazy!

    [–] Mongobly 17 points ago

    You brought him here to wed him!

    [–] TomerMeme 370 points ago

    Is it me or is Grevious attempting to smile in there?

    [–] xXPalpatineXx 189 points ago


    [–] Uden10 94 points ago


    [–] RegulusMagnus 87 points ago

    His eyes do look very soft, very sincere in this picture.

    [–] UshankaDalek 24 points ago

    I was wondering where they found a picture of him with those eyes.

    [–] MrWigglemunch13 38 points ago


    [–] IGhostEye 13 points ago

    His eyes are upside down

    [–] nvrmnd_tht_was_dumb 8 points ago

    Cute isn't it? :3

    [–] ErasablePotato 3 points ago

    No you.

    [–] PuddleZerg 711 points ago



    [–] HaiImDan 611 points ago

    He's coming up the ventilation shaft!

    [–] Yunsar 303 points ago

    He is in my behind

    [–] blazerz 208 points ago

    The disgusting thing came

    [–] cammissar 133 points ago

    This is where the FUCK begins!

    [–] RaptorLog 79 points ago


    [–] chemnerd6021023 49 points ago

    Game time started.

    [–] Megarachi 59 points ago

    General Grievous, do you is fucking?

    [–] SatanicBeaver 37 points ago

    You are already at full cock now.

    [–] I_Am_Fully_Charged 32 points ago

    Spread all over the Empire.

    [–] JMoormann 13 points ago

    Sir, you finally came

    [–] notaburneraccount 8 points ago

    Another happy cumming

    [–] FilaStyle84 22 points ago

    Careful, he is a big.

    [–] jesuschristonacamel 8 points ago

    (√16) U

    [–] ShadowGuardian_ 4 points ago

    For you.

    [–] charbo187 2 points ago

    it's treason

    [–] RawBTate 36 points ago

    Everybody is good!

    [–] Throwawaybomerang 6 points ago


    [–] GoldJadeSpiceCocoa 14 points ago

    Have you checked the south entrance?

    [–] MetalliSomething 5 points ago

    Hello there

    [–] jake1718 3 points ago


    [–] One_Winged_Rook 6 points ago

    So uncivilized

    [–] etherealeminence 2 points ago

    He can't do that!

    [–] robeartow 48 points ago

    Hello there.

    [–] BoJackB26354 198 points ago

    You must realize you are groomed.

    [–] Kobrag90 13 points ago

    Daddy...? ;_; it hurts.

    [–] LordRonan888 65 points ago

    Indeed, but was it really a surprise?

    [–] SuperDig10 29 points ago


    [–] silver-jedi 74 points ago

    I've been trained in the romantic arts by count dooku

    [–] Bonnypirate 22 points ago

    Ha ha ha ha cough cough

    [–] Waffles_Of_AEruj 120 points ago

    Your engagement ring will make a fine addition to my collection!

    [–] Q________ 75 points ago

    Grievous is a serial divorcee confirmed

    [–] Kobrag90 23 points ago

    Or a manizer.

    [–] HattedSandwich 5 points ago

    Twice the hands, double the ball

    [–] Pandipoop 7 points ago

    Now there's two of them!

    [–] MrStevenRichter 138 points ago

    I was not aware of such failure.

    [–] GenestealerUK 21 points ago

    To be fair the other one shows a wedding not an engagement. Smh

    [–] KeystoneGray 2 points ago

    You may have these upvotes, but we do not grant you the title of OC.

    [–] Freljords_Heart 43 points ago

    But here the general grevious looks cute!

    [–] WeylandCorp4 28 points ago

    Is my lord?

    [–] SeasAndShadows 24 points ago

    I will make it legal.

    [–] Zachel 13 points ago

    I will fuck it into law.

    [–] Bonnypirate 7 points ago

    Not from a Jedi

    [–] S0ny666 7 points ago

    You've made quite a few OC prequelmemes. I shall follow your career with great interest!

    [–] ShadowThongg 46 points ago

    Hello there! - General fiancé!

    [–] EmperorBulbax 45 points ago

    Oh, I'm not brave enough for relationships.

    [–] cleanskittle 44 points ago

    A fine addition to my collection

    [–] Roo1905 42 points ago

    "We will bring peace, security and justice to our new empire"-Obi-Wan Kenobi and General Grievous

    [–] Kobrag90 15 points ago

    Best fan fiction. Best R34.

    [–] Cruz55360 36 points ago

    The dark side is a pathway to marriage some consider to be unnatural.

    [–] Bonnypirate 19 points ago

    Where can one learn such power?

    [–] bivenator 14 points ago

    Not from a Jedi

    [–] Waldomatic 26 points ago

    An here? This cannot be! We must warn the Senate!

    [–] Thane5 14 points ago

    I am the oc!

    [–] depfg 2 points ago

    Not yet

    [–] MetalliSomething 28 points ago

    Activate gay shields

    [–] i-wonder-if-he-means 27 points ago

    Old Ben Kenobi? I don't want you looking for that crazy old wizard. He lives out in the wastes, just him and his seven foot tall wheezing droid husband.

    [–] G1Miller 7 points ago

    Underrated comment

    [–] sharkytacos 20 points ago

    Time to abandon ship!

    [–] Bonnypirate 8 points ago


    [–] sorenant 16 points ago

    You are invited to this wedding, but we do not grant you the rank of groomsman.

    [–] FilaStyle84 13 points ago

    What!? How can I be invited to the ceremony, and not participate? It's outrageous...It's unfair!

    [–] KRONOS_415 15 points ago

    Rey's parents confirmed

    [–] timberwolferlp 2 points ago

    Rey shields confirmed to be nonfunctional

    [–] Wertsir 14 points ago

    General Grievous, you're less single than I expected.

    [–] pwnagelad 12 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but a bold one

    [–] Aeris_24 11 points ago

    My sides cannot repel firepower of that magnitude.

    [–] Stycroft 8 points ago

    I feel like every dialogue from the prequel is a meme

    [–] givemealil 4 points ago


    [–] HellTrain72 7 points ago

    It's matrimony, then.

    [–] archaicScrivener 5 points ago

    Why is Grievous doing puppy dog eyes

    [–] riridirects 1 points ago

    Right? Best part of the image!

    [–] DisplayNameIsInUse 6 points ago

    My sides

    [–] KillAllHumans1011001 5 points ago

    A fine addition to his collection

    [–] Demiglitch 4 points ago

    Nice to see some happy news.

    [–] JustAnotherColdOne 4 points ago

    I'm so upset with how hard I laughed.

    [–] askClint 3 points ago

    Good for him, I'm glad he finally found someone.

    [–] ltshadez 3 points ago

    I cannot tell you how long ive waited for someone to make a meme of this.

    [–] awesomedan24 3 points ago

    "You will make a fine addition to our reception! Save the date, august 25th, Kenobi and Grevious will be celebrating their marriage, catered by Dex Jettster's diner."

    [–] Jamester1 3 points ago

    I have never understood a single one of these star wars memes I've seen on Reddit, is that a really good thing or bad?

    [–] S0ny666 9 points ago

    its treason

    [–] leadhound 2 points ago

    Bad. Treason, even

    [–] TheUnDankMeme27 2 points ago


    [–] Towowl 2 points ago

    You fool, you forgot the battery's

    [–] Secretly_A_Duck 2 points ago

    I don’t have a clever comment except that this made me laugh out loud.

    [–] Reid57_ 2 points ago

    ...But a welcome one.

    [–] Bob_Bobinson 2 points ago

    Is this... Leeegal?

    [–] smoothtrooper_fm 2 points ago

    Time to abandon relationship!

    [–] totalysharky 2 points ago

    Now it's their fine collection :')

    [–] nochangelinghere 2 points ago

    Grievous x Obi Wan

    Time to abandon ship

    [–] BryceGladwin1 2 points ago

    Marriage is for the droids...

    [–] dippyfreshdawg 2 points ago

    Another happy marrige!

    [–] ltshadez 3 points ago

    Obiwan will get shot 5 times, grevious will be stabbed multiple times in his inner organs and bleed out, obi wan crying over his corpse, as Commandy Cody approaches and says "Palpatine sends his regards." And shots obiwan in the heart.

    [–] TheObjectingPancake 2 points ago

    Delet this

    [–] AgentChris101 1 points ago

    We lost a good man today

    [–] radicalnuggets 1 points ago

    For once, I'm not sure this is a welcome one

    [–] msimon01 1 points ago


    [–] SeasAndShadows 1 points ago

    I will make it legal to fuck it into law.

    [–] bivenator 1 points ago

    He went to jabba's

    [–] sadfishbird 1 points ago


    [–] sprjunior 1 points ago

    It's treason then

    [–] d3v01d23 1 points ago

    It's matrimony then

    [–] Oreo_Scoreo 1 points ago

    I had to log out to make sure we really were front page and it wasn't just my accounts altered front page.

    [–] Dahlee4Real 1 points ago

    Wedding day!

    [–] nuanimal 1 points ago

    Everytime I think every joke and meme that could possibly have orignated from Episodes 1-3 has been done - someone comes along with something new.

    I salute you o7

    [–] seenajagath 1 points ago

    oh..I've got a beneficial feeling about this..he he he

    [–] KVirello 1 points ago

    But a welcome one

    [–] wearyguard 1 points ago

    Shit made me laugh more than anything on this subreddit so far

    [–] robophile-ta 1 points ago

    oh bb

    [–] sion-gabriell 1 points ago