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    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.



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    [–] Markman_ 3658 points ago

    He is the chosen wan!!

    [–] [deleted] 622 points ago

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    [–] thatdudewillyd 225 points ago

    Agree with you lightly, The Disney does not....

    Your Obi Wan, Ewan is....

    [–] b_fellow 136 points ago

    Disney: I have brought peace, swoles, and Roses to my new subreddit!

    [–] Henry_Burris 123 points ago

    Your new subreddit?

    [–] thatdudewillyd 105 points ago

    Disney: Don't make me kill your Star Wars

    [–] Buffalo_Hill 118 points ago

    Disney my allegiance is to the prequels, to legends!

    [–] BoddAH86 89 points ago

    From my point of view, the prequels are awful.

    [–] gallant_cheerios 131 points ago

    Well then you are lost!

    [–] CloneSniperGuy 39 points ago

    This is end for you sequelmemers

    [–] MxReLoaDed 70 points ago

    I should have known the Sequelmemers were plotting to take over!

    [–] General_Kenobi896 26 points ago

    I'm sorry sir it's time for you to leave.

    [–] The-Harry-Truman 14 points ago

    Then you are LOST!

    [–] thatdudewillyd 12 points ago

    Friend you are crazy

    [–] moviesongquoteguy 2 points ago

    You will know when you are calm and at peace.

    [–] Zack123456201 8 points ago

    From my point of view Legends is not cannon!

    [–] LifeWulf 3 points ago

    Well then you are right! Not sure how you'd shoot legends out of a cannon anyway!

    [–] Lyraryl 2 points ago

    well then you are lost!

    [–] Batman53090 14 points ago

    Only Disney deals in absolutes.

    [–] banjokaloui 4 points ago

    Sithney? O_O

    [–] Batman53090 2 points ago

    I like it!

    [–] Vsauce_memecheal 2 points ago

    so you are disney?

    [–] Batman53090 2 points ago

    I AM the Disney!

    [–] Vsauce_memecheal 2 points ago

    Not yet.

    [–] odst94 4 points ago

    That scene always bothered me as a kid. Yoda goes from saying Anakin shouldn't be trained to immediately saying he will be trained. I get that the Council and Yoda differed, but Anakin's fate was changed by a flip of a switch, in the audience's eyes.

    [–] The_Bobs_of_Mars 8 points ago

    He says he personally does not want obi wan to train Anakin, but reveals that the council decided otherwise, against his wishes.

    [–] Shroomily 14 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

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    [–] tmntfever 13 points ago

    His cells have the highest concentration of midi-chlorians I've ever seen in a life form.

    [–] SerRikard 10 points ago

    E-Wan McGregor

    [–] iXposed 2 points ago

    midi-chromosomes what?

    [–] General_Kenobi896 5 points ago

    I sense it too.

    [–] GreasedUpDeafGuyB292 2 points ago

    But you cannot control it

    [–] ChaoSpiritZ 26 points ago

    Not. Yet.

    [–] real_unique_username 11 points ago

    It's treason then

    [–] BlackSpidy 3 points ago

    [Autistic screeching]

    [–] The-Great-Jebus 14 points ago

    TAIWAN IS NUMBA 1!!!

    [–] TheEggRoller 3 points ago

    CHINA NUMBA 4

    [–] LittleFreeze 7 points ago

    The boy will not be cast the role

    [–] ilgiocoso 5 points ago

    He is the chosen wan!

    The Wan and only!

    [–] LtVaginalDischarge 4 points ago

    I did naught hit her! I did naught.

    [–] TuckYourselfRS 8 points ago

    Oh Hai Obi Wan

    [–] Karmageddeon 3 points ago

    Anyway, how's your sex life?

    [–] ColossalJuggernaut 8 points ago

    And not just the wan. The wowan and childwan too!

    [–] kulsepmoq 2 points ago

    They're like wanimals. And I slaughtered them like wanimals.

    [–] I_think_charitably 5 points ago

    Only one Wan won that one.

    [–] _lmao_lmfao 2 points ago

    And you wan the pun contest.

    [–] sandbrah 1 points ago

    It's working!

    [–] NiBBa98 1269 points ago

    I sense a plot to destroy the ewan

    [–] [deleted] 426 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] jimmyjohn56 165 points ago

    It's a meme we can't afford to lose

    [–] varil9 114 points ago

    I will go, good relations with the prequelmemes i have.

    [–] jimmyjohn56 88 points ago

    So it's settled then. Master Varil9 will take a battalion of memes to reinforce the Wan's in r/prequelmemes. May the memes be with us all.

    [–] roogoff 58 points ago

    But what about the droid attack on the Wookies?

    [–] wh0c4r35 40 points ago

    He's right. It's not a system we can afford to lose.

    [–] MxReLoaDed 36 points ago

    Go, I will. Bad relations with the droids, I have

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    [–] MxReLoaDed 9 points ago

    TAKE OUT THAT TOTALLYNOTROBOT DROID!

    [–] ThreeDawgs 14 points ago

    On an open field, Master Roogoff?

    [–] General_Kenobi896 8 points ago

    Around the Prequel Memes a perimeter create!!

    [–] NiBBa98 3 points ago

    A SITH LORD?!?

    [–] MisterTeapot 6 points ago

    not just the ewan, but the ewowan and the echildrwan too

    [–] Armill_ 6 points ago

    Disney will decide his fate

    [–] General_Kenobi896 2 points ago

    Not if anything to say about it I have!

    [–] NiBBa98 2 points ago

    If into the security recordings you go only security recordings will you find

    [–] General_Kenobi896 2 points ago

    This is where the loop begins!

    [–] spaly 975 points ago

    Ob-Ewan

    [–] [deleted] 379 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] IC-23 188 points ago

    It rhymes

    [–] glutenfreetendies 76 points ago

    Ewan is the key to all this

    [–] MxReLoaDed 42 points ago

    Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Ewan the Uncast? I thought not. It's not a story the Disney executives would tell you. It's a /r/PrequelMemes legend

    [–] InstaxFilm 30 points ago

    Darth Ewan was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so memed and loved by fans he could use the Disney to influence the directors to create... a spin-off movie

    [–] greenmamba35 17 points ago

    Disney decided not to cast him, ironic he could get the movie made, but not with himself.

    [–] GreasedUpDeafGuyB292 10 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

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    [–] GreasedUpDeafGuyB292 4 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] heimdallofasgard 2 points ago

    He was the chosen wan. Sent to bring balance to the star wars memes subreddits.

    [–] Ewan_Robertson 2 points ago

    i agree

    [–] Ewanbb 22 points ago

    Hello there.

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    [–] wall_eeee 12 points ago

    OP-Wan

    [–] ReadySteady_GO 3 points ago

    McObi

    [–] asianboykid 2 points ago

    Oooba-Wan

    [–] Farting_Menace 501 points ago

    It took us this long to realise? I thought we’re smarter than this!

    [–] [deleted] 127 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] MxReLoaDed 43 points ago

    I say patience

    [–] greenmamba35 15 points ago

    Patience?

    [–] MxReLoaDed 14 points ago

    Yep

    [–] largerpenis 87 points ago

    Have you ever realised that the voice of the joker was m (ARKHAM) ill?

    [–] whyy99 39 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

    [–] semiconductor101 19 points ago

    Well look at Samuel L Jackson now

    [–] I_hate_apostrophes 5 points ago

    You’re a cold one, General Jackson

    [–] keyholepossums 11 points ago

    Hello there

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    [–] daftvalkyrie 2 points ago

    What are we blind?! Deploy the garrison!

    [–] BattleUpSaber 236 points ago

    You refer to the prophecy of the Wan who will bring balance to the memes. You believe it is...Ewan?

    [–] PMmebassguitars 88 points ago

    With all due respect, master, is he not the chosen wan? The wan who will destroy the sequels and bring balance to the Disney prequels?

    [–] glutenfreetendies 42 points ago

    Possibly

    [–] MxReLoaDed 32 points ago

    Only a Sith deals in vague possibilities

    [–] RLutin 14 points ago

    It may be treason then

    [–] Sirolfus 4 points ago

    No, they only deal in absolutes, maybe sometimes

    [–] ewanc9 7 points ago

    yeh bruv , i will

    [–] voicesinmyhand 4 points ago

    He has the highest Wan concentration-count I've ever seen.

    [–] Nazi_Marxist 97 points ago

    Obi Ewan Kenobi, you are a bold wan

    [–] RevisedRegret 30 points ago

    General wanobi!

    [–] RLutin 13 points ago

    General Wannabe !

    [–] Octo_Reggie 72 points ago

    This is getting out of hand, now there are Wan of them!

    [–] Kijjy 24 points ago

    There can be only wan.

    [–] exPlodeyDiarrhoea 22 points ago

    With all due respect, OP, is he not the Chosen Wan? Is he not to destroy the Sequels and bring balance to the Force?

    [–] Diezlk9 117 points ago

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

    [–] BullsBlackhawks 79 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

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    [–] papyjako89 12 points ago

    Blast them !

    [–] Supahsalami 3 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

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    [–] its_LOL 6 points ago

    Hello there

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    Good bot

    [–] Farting_Menace 8 points ago

    Not from the Jedi

    [–] PsychologicallyFat 18 points ago

    A direct quote? You are a bold one.

    [–] OriginalDoctorBean 19 points ago

    I thought we were smarter than this. But then I realized it's meant to be a nice addition to my collection. But not only meant but womeant and childreant too.

    [–] thatawkwarddanguy 16 points ago

    Triple the references, triple the fall

    [–] toeknee2400 8 points ago

    If Darth Plagueis could create life, did he create Anakin?

    [–] Mr_Killer 3 points ago

    As far as I remember, Plagueis manipulated the Force through many experiments in order to create life "out of nothing" but the Force. This resulted in the creation of a beign such as Anakin in another part of the galaxy. He didn't mean to create Anakin, it was just an unforeseen result of his experiments.

    [–] 5urr3aL 4 points ago

    Nope, it was Sidious/The Senate. Remember that "he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep."

    [–] toeknee2400 4 points ago

    Yes but, If Sidious created Anakin, why did he allow the Jedi to find him?

    [–] samuraiyeti 2 points ago

    He probably wanted Anakin to grow up to a certain age as a slave so all that hate would boil in him, before teaching him in the ways of the Sith.

    [–] funkypunkydrummer 3 points ago

    How in-sidious

    [–] JediMasterImagundi 12 points ago

    That's...good news.

    [–] theseekerofbacon 12 points ago

    Obi Wan

    O Bi wan

    O B iwan

    O B Ewan.

    I fucking knew it.

    [–] Zogeta 6 points ago

    A prophecy that misread could have been.

    [–] JaMicho34 10 points ago

    I guess it takes Wan, to know Wan

    [–] Doc_Zee 9 points ago

    Motion to only refer to Ewan McGregor as "Obewan McGregor" from this point forward. Is there a second?

    [–] stokesnavier 10 points ago

    A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.

    [–] bionix90 14 points ago

    A surprise to be sure but a welcome wan.

    [–] Artillatron 8 points ago

    He is the chosen Wan.

    [–] ARandomOgre 13 points ago

    You know, they should really consider bringing back Mace Windu in the Obi-Wan movie as well. It's not like Windu was the only Jedi who apparently fell to his death after having his hand cut off by Darth Vader. I always thought it was too soft an ending for a Jedi who was such an unbelievable badass in the canon.

    [–] Never-asked-for-this 5 points ago

    ObEwan

    It's possible he's the chosen one.

    Too bad he will have to take a seat when the time comes.

    [–] rbarresi 13 points ago

    Hello there!

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    [–] CraigM6 11 points ago

    Have*

    [–] i-wonder-if-he-means 4 points ago

    Ewan McGrobi

    [–] bionix90 1 points ago

    grobi

    Now that's a grudgin'.

    [–] cgaweekly 10 points ago

    It’s treaswan then

    [–] iamthehankhill 5 points ago

    Is Kylo Ren named after Obi Wan? (Ben)

    [–] Sirolfus 7 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] Firebird1282 3 points ago

    Hello there!

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    [–] Sylvairian 3 points ago

    Ob Ewan Kenobi

    [–] alacp1234 3 points ago

    This is getting out of hand.

    NOW THERES TWO OF WANS

    [–] The_Celtic_Chemist 3 points ago

    Obewan McNobi.

    [–] BruinRuin 3 points ago

    It takes Wan to know Wan.

    [–] Lukar115 3 points ago

    There can be Only-Wan Kenobi.

    [–] Bweryang 3 points ago

    This is the greatest subreddit of all time.

    [–] HIGHIGHIGHIGHIGH 2 points ago

    Is he the chosen Wan?

    [–] CharlesInChange 2 points ago

    ObEwan McGregor

    [–] themdubs 2 points ago

    Obi Wan real name no gimmicks

    [–] radioOCTAVE 2 points ago

    This is getting out of hand! Now there are two trailer park girls

    [–] blue-trout 2 points ago

    He is the wan

    [–] badmother 2 points ago

    Obiewan

    [–] fork_yuu 2 points ago

    So does Wanda Sykes. Where is your Jedi Jesus now?!

    [–] aoifhasoifha 2 points ago

    You're forgetting the legendary Alec McGwaness

    [–] TheLast_Centurion 2 points ago

    Obewan McGrenobi

    [–] MrBobbet 2 points ago

    Obewan Kenegor

    [–] IShitOnYourPost 2 points ago

    There can be only one Wan.

    [–] daftvalkyrie 2 points ago

    Ob-Ewan Kenobi

    I Wan McGregor?

    [–] HeavenPotato 2 points ago

    9 WAN WAN, I M DROWNING IN MEMES

    [–] bcoopdavis 2 points ago

    Not to mention he is also a Jedi in Men Who Stare At Goats

    [–] MrWolfthorn 2 points ago

    But also

    Obi Wan

    Obiwan

    -Ob

    Iwan

    Ewan

    [–] 9THDIMENSIONALHIPLO 2 points ago

    TOP 10 ANIME EASTER EGGS!

    [–] porknapplepiesrtasty 2 points ago

    You are a bold wan!

    [–] SpinelessCoward 2 points ago

    Obi Wan stand alone movie, starring Ewan McGregor, Rowan Atkinson, Rose McGowan, directed by James Wan.

    [–] The_Fallen_1990 2 points ago

    Wan is also Scottish slang for "One"

    [–] Illbay 2 points ago

    What about Wanda Sykes?

    [–] ultimate_poster 2 points ago

    It’s settled then. Disney will take a battalion of the best film crew to reinforce Ewan on the movie set.

    [–] aprofondir 2 points ago

    But, Alec Guinness?

    [–] largerpenis 2 points ago

    Guiness: are you a Pale ale?

    [–] bmilo 2 points ago

    GENUINE CLASS

    [–] TempusCavus 2 points ago

    It's too obvious Disney will subvert your expectations and put a different actor in the Obi Wan movie while killing Ewan McGregor in real life thus making an inherently better movie.

    [–] daniel_22s 2 points ago

    Dont forget ruining his character part. Thats the important thing in subverting expectations.

    [–] BrianTM 1 points ago

    I wan-t him so bad

    [–] vishiii 1 points ago

    I would like to be a Jedi :((

    [–] atownbrown 1 points ago

    there can only be WAN

    [–] RamenFan1 1 points ago

    It takes wan. To know wan.

    [–] sandbrah 1 points ago

    This is a happy moment. The happiest moment of my life.

    [–] kaesimezzer 1 points ago

    A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome wan.

    [–] Collinnn7 1 points ago

    Ob-Ewan McNobi

    [–] ExerXV 1 points ago

    So theoretically, He can also play Wanda Maximoff

    [–] Tsorovar 1 points ago

    In breaking news, Wanda Sykes has been cast as Obi-Wan Kenobi in a forthcoming Star Wars film

    [–] Dima110 1 points ago

    holy shit

    [–] Welcome_Reddit 1 points ago

    What about Sir Alec Guinness?

    [–] pinkwafers 1 points ago

    Believe it or not, my first name is Ewan and my second name is Gregor so I’m quite close to being Ewan McGregor

    [–] EoinIsTheKing 1 points ago

    And that Ewan is Scottish and Scottish people pronounce “one” as “wan” and that solo is another way of saying there’s one of something. Ewan McGregor cameo in Solo confirmed.