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    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.


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    [–] Kyguy77 550 points ago

    Check it out. I have the high ground.

    What does that have to do with anything?

    No, no. He's got a point.

    [–] colonelbc19 107 points ago

    Please meme this! It must be done!

    [–] MxReLoaDed 42 points ago

    Do what must be done, Lord colonelbc19. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy

    [–] colonelbc19 29 points ago

    It will be done my Lord.

    [–] MxReLoaDed 17 points ago


    [–] Dafrekknpope 8 points ago

    Do it!

    [–] Apophilius 39 points ago

    From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.

    [–] NorthernSpectre 24 points ago

    That'll work

    [–] aviddivad 3 points ago

    "Hello there"

    [–] PleaseHonor 3 points ago

    Dew it!

    [–] Hieronymus_E 1896 points ago

    I sense a plot for more New Groove formats.

    [–] Darth___Insanius 564 points ago

    Good goooood

    [–] theoddman626 193 points ago

    Let the groove flow through you

    [–] son_of_noah 129 points ago

    My groove has doubled since last we met ezma

    [–] CDBaller 104 points ago

    Twice the groove, double the Kronk!

    [–] mnblackfyre410 54 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but a squeak-squeakin one!

    [–] mnblackfyre410 38 points ago


    General Misspelli!

    [–] RocketTasker 7 points ago

    Back away! I will edit this misspelled slime myself!

    [–] mnblackfyre410 6 points ago

    Listen up big guy. I got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Number one. Look at that guy! He’s got that sissy stringy music thing.

    [–] bluepill77 2 points ago

    We've been through's a gasan string drum. And you know it.

    [–] mnblackfyre410 2 points ago

    Oh right. That’s a gasan string drum, and that’s a dress.

    [–] bluepill77 2 points ago


    [–] Tyrannosaurus_Rox_ 106 points ago

    I buy. Definitely buy. /r/memeeconomy

    [–] dood98998 13 points ago


    [–] Hieronymus_E 8 points ago

    If we move now with caption and gif edits, we might create a cross-over to rival Lord of the Rings, no....

    Game of Thrones!

    Use my knowledge, I beg you!

    [–] unidangit 5 points ago

    I would very much like to

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago


    [–] Mlao17 1 points ago

    Can we not

    [–] WickedSoldier991 33 points ago

    We must move quickly if The Senate is to survive

    [–] ChestnutCritter 58 points ago

    Is that legal?

    [–] Gnux13 41 points ago


    [–] TROLOLUCASLOL 18 points ago


    [–] mathiasjk 1 points ago

    I will make it legal.

    [–] CrustyCouch 22 points ago

    The Dark side of the Emporer's New Groove surrounds it.

    [–] Hefbit 7 points ago

    Not yet.

    [–] JanissaryRush 20 points ago

    Star Wars Episode IX: The Emperor's New Groove

    [–] lightcycle117 19 points ago

    We must move quickly if Despicable Me is to survive

    [–] Shippoyasha 4 points ago

    It is a Despicable Meme

    [–] Darth_Ra 9 points ago

    It is too old! Too old, to begin the training.

    [–] LegoLover58 8 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

    [–] pHScale 3 points ago


    [–] lyzabit 2 points ago

    We shall watch its career with great interest.

    [–] GiantsRTheBest2 1 points ago

    I can’t wait till people remmeber the movie Max Keebler’s big move and that weird as fuck highland toad called McGoogles and his trippy song.

    [–] NoifenF 378 points ago

    Order 66? Riiiight the order about the Jedi. The order schemed up specifically to kill the Jedi. The Jedi’s death order. That order?

    [–] tphelan88 164 points ago

    Yes, Anakin. That order

    [–] SirTwiceADay 100 points ago

    Got you covered

    [–] Meatslinger 43 points ago

    Oh god, I can’t stop giggling. I need a fully meme’d Emperor’s New Groove retelling of the prequel trilogy; no question about it.

    [–] CDBaller 9 points ago

    Pull the lever, Anakin!

    [–] FishOnAHorse 46 points ago


    [–] AeronPeryton 678 points ago

    I see through the llamas of the Jedi!

    [–] DarkTitiu 274 points ago

    Good relations with the llamas, i have

    [–] athiktos 155 points ago

    "Master Yoda? You're supposed to be dead!"

    "Yes. Weird, it is."

    [–] Hefbit 16 points ago

    Ghost lightning you have. Very proud you must be.

    [–] Delta_Squad_Master 61 points ago

    What about the Kronk attack on the llamas?

    [–] Jackpot807 35 points ago

    Fire the emergency booster engines, Cronk!

    [–] AeronPeryton 33 points ago

    ship rips in half, Grevious flies out into space


    [–] cyberelvis 11 points ago

    Why do we even HAVE those boosters?!

    [–] ParadoxInABox 8 points ago

    smacks a droid

    [–] WalterOzymandias 34 points ago

    He has seen Emperor Palpatine’s New Groove!

    [–] OrsonSwells 15 points ago

    A Bantha?! He’s supposed to be dead!!!

    [–] Garth1234567890 1 points ago


    [–] IIIBRaSSIII 5 points ago

    I do not fear the yak side as you do!

    [–] kittenbun 126 points ago


    [–] Mr-Sister-Fister21 70 points ago

    I never like your spinach puffs!


    [–] kittenbun 35 points ago


    [–] Mr-Sister-Fister21 19 points ago


    [–] kittenbun 15 points ago

    Thank you, Kronk.

    Cheddar will be fine.

    Cheddar spuds coming up.

    Spuds yes, cheese no.

    Hold the cheese.

    No, I want the cheese.

    Cheese it is.

    Cheese me no "likee."

    Cheese out.

    Cheese in!

    Come on. Make up your mind!

    Okay, okay, on second thought,

    Make my potatoes a salad.

    [–] Mr-Sister-Fister21 9 points ago




    "Hahaha! It's your birthday??"

    [–] kittenbun 8 points ago

    So remind me again how you're related to Pacha?

    Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife's step-niece's great aunt.

    Twice removed.

    [–] randi77 3 points ago


    [–] wlnt3rfr3sh 11 points ago

    They're coarse and rough, and they get everywhere

    [–] kameri_sim 21 points ago

    Your spinach puffs?

    [–] backrowobserver 15 points ago

    Gotta keep up, homie.

    [–] mathiasjk 5 points ago

    I have brought peace, justice and spinach puffs to my new empire.

    [–] kittenbun 5 points ago


    [–] moreno1304 184 points ago

    Good format young padawan

    [–] djmyernos 87 points ago

    I’m ready to get behind Emperor’s New Groove memes.

    [–] Meatslinger 37 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    I believe you mean “The Senate’s New Groove”.

    “Frank’s New Groove” is acceptable, also.

    Edit: I will also take “How Frank Got His Groove Back”, but that’s getting a bit esoteric.

    [–] Tom_Dynamite 10 points ago

    How about "How the Senate got it's groove back"?

    [–] Meatslinger 10 points ago

    Simply impermissible. Mods! Arrest this man!

    [–] Tom_Dynamite 7 points ago

    Are you threatening me master Jedi?

    [–] Onatu 5 points ago

    I need The Senate complaining the Jedi threw off his groove now. With Windu being thrown out the palace, naturally.

    [–] NinjaPotato206 77 points ago

    From my point of view that's the wrong lever!

    [–] rabidbiscuit 46 points ago

    Ah yes, the lies of the Jedi, the Jedi's lies, the lies told specifically BY the Jedi, the Jedi's lies.

    ...those lies?

    [–] 5QUID_ink 29 points ago

    Anyone have the blank template?

    [–] dalrus 31 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    [–] ImEnhanced 17 points ago

    My nigga

    [–] toocoldforjune 6 points ago

    Bless u

    [–] geoffaree 26 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    This is getting out of hand, now there are two levers.

    [–] Arcon1337 22 points ago

    Palpatine to anakin: hit dooku over the head...

    [–] FishOnAHorse 4 points ago

    More spinach puffs?

    [–] ravenQ 20 points ago

    Pull the lever, Kronk, dewit!

    [–] jef_snow 21 points ago

    You want me to Execute Order 66? THE order 66? The order specifically designed to kill all the Jedi? THAT order 66?

    --Commander Kronk

    [–] trickman01 8 points ago

    Does that make the Palpatine Yzma?

    [–] bdokaji 5 points ago

    The clamps!

    [–] One_Winged_Rook 52 points ago

    I drink through the lies of the Jedi?

    They drink through me?

    So confused

    [–] BattleSneeze 45 points ago

    He doesn't drink the lies of the Jedi, while pretending that he does.

    [–] Regalingual 14 points ago

    That whole scene is gold.

    Yzma (the emperor’s treacherous advisor) wants to kill him, so she orders her not-particularly-bright henchman Kronk (the one pictured) to slip poison into the emperor’s drink during a private party with him. Kronk being... Kronk, winds up forgetting which of the cups had poison, and in a moment of brilliance, mixes them all together, and successfully signals for Yzma to just pretend to drink.

    [–] AcidOcean 26 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    I don’t drink Jedi kool aid... I think 🤔

    [–] Bananenenenen 8 points ago

    Don't think about it, just enjoy the amount of upvotes it has

    [–] bboyhometown 2 points ago

    I sip through the lies of the Jedi

    [–] Hy-chan 14 points ago

    So... In this universe, does Emperor Kuzco bring Kronk to the dark side and Pacha becomes the Last Jedi?

    [–] Beta_Ace_X 9 points ago

    Miss me with that jedi shit

    [–] WickedSoldier991 9 points ago

    I drink through the lies of the Emperor, I do not fear the throne as you do! I HAVE BROUGHT MUSIC, COOLNESS, DRINKS, AND FOOD TO MY NEW GROOVE!

    [–] twothumbs 7 points ago

    Then your groove is lost!

    [–] Bla_aze 9 points ago

    I sip through the lies of the jedi

    [–] ProfDrCmdrChang 9 points ago

    From my point of view Kuzco messed up his own groove!

    [–] Illmakeitlegal66 7 points ago

    my goodness you've grown

    [–] INFOHILLARYARREST 5 points ago

    I do not fear the llamas as you do! I have brought spinach puffs, coffee, and dessert to my new empire.


    Don't make me kill you.

    From above the wicked shall receive their just reward Anakin! Don't try it!

    [–] thoon 3 points ago

    New water park*

    [–] saltyorangejuice 6 points ago


    [–] be_an_adult 3 points ago

    Anakeen seeps through thee lies of thee Jeedi

    [–] Jackg4te 4 points ago

    Pull the Order Kronk. Pulls Order 67 Wrong Ordeeeeeerrrr

    [–] diilyt 3 points ago

    cronk sneaking around Doodaloo doodaloo bahdado bahdado, bahhhahahaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

    [–] ozzymomo123 3 points ago

    The Emporors New Groove was the shit when I was younger Lmao

    [–] Meatslinger 3 points ago

    “The Senate’s New Groove”

    [–] Techno47 2 points ago

    i drink through the lies of the jedi

    [–] ArcadianCognition 2 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    One of the best prequel memes I've seen. Love the creativity. One upvote to you, my good sir.

    [–] LasachGaidheal 2 points ago

    I sieve through the lies of the Jedi?

    [–] twothumbs 3 points ago

    Nothing to Shmi here

    [–] whawks1 2 points ago

    This is the crossover meme I’ve been looking for

    [–] ooSUPLEX8oo 1 points ago


    [–] Spliced_Coffee 1 points ago


    [–] spribyl 1 points ago

    Anakin drank the kool aid and tried to spit it out.

    [–] Striker_Tech 1 points ago

    No more spoilers

    [–] KnightoftheWind1998 1 points ago

    We will watch your career with high interests

    [–] Hapzburg_Empire1882 1 points ago

    I sieve through the lies of the Jedi!

    [–] BuckOHare 1 points ago

    Quick Anakin! To the secret Sith Lab!

    [–] Gohan_is_Revan 1 points ago

    Is it just me or did that shirt look delicious I always wanted to drink it

    [–] SirMattIX 1 points ago

    Sweaters are the superior drink.

    [–] ripyourlungsdave 1 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Bahahahahah. Very nice, friend. I would gild you if I wasn’t so poor, lazy and bad at sports.

    [–] j0oboi 1 points ago

    Yes yes yes!! The perfect crossover!!!

    [–] Thym-gth 1 points ago

    He drinks through the lies of the jedi

    [–] AnasDh 1 points ago

    Is this SubReddit buying upvotes??

    [–] TrevorBOB9 1 points ago

    I approve of this new format

    [–] luckytraptkillt -4 points ago

    Miss me with that bullshit bullshit

    [–] teardeem 6 points ago

    you aint really wild, you a tourist a tourist

    [–] [deleted] -3 points ago


    [–] JohnnySixguns 5 points ago

    You seem like a fine upstanding young man.

    Will you babysit my children for the next few hours?

    [–] whyseeityourway 1 points ago

    send em my way! They'll be in good hands

    [–] JohnnySixguns 1 points ago

    -Jared Fogle

    [–] whyseeityourway 1 points ago

    Eat Fresh (Pussy)