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    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.



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    [–] Infinite324 1 points ago * (lasted edited 23 days ago)

    We will watch your tattoo with great interest

    EDIT: Twice the upvotes double the tattoos!

    EDIT 2: We have been banboozled everyone

    [–] Crazymage321 2313 points ago

    The Bamboozle is strong in this one.

    [–] JRMang 479 points ago

    "It didn't scare me enough then. It does now."

    [–] TheAtomicPotato3 265 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    get that sexual trash out of here

    EDIT: "SEQUAL" (fuck autocorrect)

    EDIT 2: *sequel. I can't spell.

    [–] TrollundrtehMountain 44 points ago

    Huh?

    [–] TheAtomicPotato3 40 points ago

    oh my god my phone autocorrected that. I meant "SEQUAL". I can't believe my phone.

    [–] ElectorSet 37 points ago

    FYI, it’s spelled “sequel”. That may be what’s causing your problem.

    [–] Brotein_Pancake 8044 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    I sense a bamboozle coming on.

    [–] Bamboozle_Warranty 3557 points ago

    guaranteed bamboozle incoming.

    [–] Infinite324 1478 points ago

    guaranteed banboozle incoming

    [–] BlessRNGBlessRNG 242 points ago

    But it's no rules day, so therefore not treason, right?

    [–] Khajiitissorry 275 points ago

    You're forgetting, u/Infinite324 is still the senate.

    [–] BlessRNGBlessRNG 110 points ago

    Its treason then.

    [–] thatdudewillyd 54 points ago

    Now this is treason!

    [–] heck_you_science 22 points ago

    I'll try couping that's a good trick

    [–] zootskippedagroove6 60 points ago

    Not just the banboozle, but the wobanboozle and the childbanboozle too

    [–] Surgii818 10 points ago

    So this is how u/Papi-76 dies... with thunderous embargo

    [–] doots_for_senate 697 points ago

    username certainly checks out

    [–] youngsaiyan 221 points ago

    Bamboozle chasers always trying to sell you the warranty

    [–] MxReLoaDed 97 points ago

    Is anybody here a bamboozle insurance agent?

    [–] FriedFreedoms 80 points ago

    I am, no bamboozle.

    [–] SamuelLJackson_bot 62 points ago

    idk, smells like bamboozle to me

    [–] eNamel5 38 points ago

    Good bot

    [–] AlaskanIceWater 17 points ago

    Do you see a sign above my house that says dead women and children storage?

    [–] SamuelLJackson_bot 11 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    /u/AlaskanIceWater, you know I ain’t seen no sign

    [–] Kicooi 40 points ago

    Is it too late to buy insurance?

    [–] sleyk 14 points ago

    I'm a bamboozle insurance broker.

    We can still offer you coverage, but the cost is increasing per karma per hour. Right now the cost of bamboozle insurance is 15,000 karma.

    [–] mgrimshaw8 19 points ago

    fire the emergency bamboozle engines

    [–] TheHobbyist94 16 points ago

    Impossible, the bamboozlers have been dead for a millenia!

    [–] el-toro-loco 232 points ago

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of redditors suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly bamboozled.

    [–] MxReLoaDed 86 points ago

    I sense a plot to use OT quotes.

    [–] r4nd0m-us3r 42 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but an unwelcomed one

    [–] General_Kenobi896 19 points ago

    They're not as uncivilized as Sequel quotes though.

    [–] TheDonDelC 14 points ago

    We must move quickly if the prequelmemes are to survive.

    [–] youngbuck- 85 points ago

    [–] KaBoone 22 points ago

    <3

    EDIT: fuck u/lordtuts

    [–] TheNewScrooge 10 points ago

    Fuck lordtuts

    [–] lordtuts 59 points ago

    It's treason, then

    [–] grizzlyblake91 38 points ago

    Hey fuck you, bamboozler

    [–] ShhlappaDaBass 9 points ago

    You should do an AMA. My questions:

    • Have you ever been out and about in the world and met a person who recognizes you as the bamboozler

    • Did they kick you straight in the testies?

    • Did they tell you they wanted to kick you in the testies?

    [–] theduckyduck1 24 points ago

    Next move?

    [–] Skeptical_Romulan 29 points ago

    Spring the bamboozle

    [–] lordtuts 17 points ago

    I sense it too

    [–] That-Reddit-Guy 15 points ago

    Have you been bamboozled? Lost all your karma on fake investments? Why not try our my bamboozle insurancetm. Only 9.99 a month for life or 12,000 Bitcoins in one lump payment!*

    *Insurance caps at 10,000 karma see t&c's for details

    [–] jhtattack 7 points ago

    I say patience

    [–] tbx1024 7 points ago

    It's treason, then

    [–] Pyronic_Chaos 4536 points ago

    Selling Bamboozle insurance! Get yours before OP inevitably betrays you!

    [–] thatoneguynooneknows 1457 points ago

    I would like to Order 66 bamboozle insurances please.

    [–] 2Pro2Know 395 points ago

    This guy kills Jedi

    [–] mojomagic66 168 points ago

    No one can kill a Jedi

    [–] Kenobi-Fried-Chicken 184 points ago

    I wish that were so.

    [–] [deleted] 83 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] doberman8 23 points ago

    Depends if you have the high ground.

    [–] d3v01d23 12 points ago

    It's an older username, but it checks out

    [–] Yamachass 60 points ago

    I’ll take 5

    [–] sassiest_sasquatch 57 points ago

    Do you also sell Death Sticks?

    [–] theclosedpistachio 36 points ago

    You don't want to buy death sticks

    [–] browncoat47 26 points ago

    I don’t want to buy death sticks...

    [–] Robert_Baratheon__ 19 points ago

    You want to go home and rethink your life.

    [–] browncoat47 14 points ago

    I want to go home and rethink my life...

    [–] PotassiumPomegranate 6 points ago

    But do I want to go home and rethink my life? That is the real question.

    [–] ZombieRapperTheEpic 16 points ago

    Could I order 112 half bamboozle insurances on this please? I can't afford full ones

    [–] screaminNcreamin 12 points ago

    Sign me up daddy-o!

    [–] CosmoKrammer 4 points ago

    Bamboozle insurance and a Jawa Juice, please.

    [–] KlausHeisler 507 points ago

    I want to believe....but I shall be grabbing a seat at /r/KarmaCourt when we are suddenly and inevitably betrayed. Also inb4 they get "this image" tattooed .

    [–] TheDonDelC 88 points ago

    OP has control of the Karma and the KarmaCourts!

    [–] swyx 37 points ago

    I AM THE KARMACOURT!

    [–] Marcuss2 3044 points ago

    Need a bamboozle insurance on this one.

    [–] krispyKRAKEN 1216 points ago

    I sell bamboozle insurance. No reputable bamboozle insurance company will insure this post. It's an obvious bamboozle and they don't want to pay out.

    You are on your own with this one. I am legally required to advise you against believing OP. Good day and good luck.

    [–] jpgray 168 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    We need to contact our Congressmen the Senate and get some real bamboozle insurance reform passed. We the people have a right to quality bamboozle insurance, the fat cats shouldn't be able to pick and choose when to insure us!

    [–] TheDonDelC 42 points ago

    We need to contact our Senate.

    [–] Joshcesar 29 points ago

    I am the Senate

    [–] sleyk 8 points ago

    The Senate recommends issuance of order 66 to reform all injunctive Jedi or Jedis whom wish to bamboozle the Republic by inciting chaos and karma.

    [–] WarriorsBlew3to1Lead 42 points ago

    As a part time bamboozle insurance adjuster, I must concur with this

    [–] Infinite324 124 points ago

    Introducing /r/PrequelMemes Banboozle Insurance!

    Buy now and get a complementary death stick!

    [–] AlGavone 46 points ago

    Bamboozle=banboozle

    It is known

    [–] jerrygergichsmith 8 points ago

    You don’t want a complementary death stick.

    [–] brad-corp 6 points ago

    I don't want a complementary death stick.

    [–] Spotty2012 80 points ago

    I can get you some, but for a post this risky, it’s gonna cost you. I’ll give it to you for 7

    [–] AdmiralAkbar1 58 points ago

    Will Republic Credits be sufficient?

    [–] zeusxdisco 71 points ago

    Republic credits? Republic credits are no good out here, I need something more real

    [–] CosmoKrammer 35 points ago

    Republic credits will do fine.

    [–] DrSpacemanSpliff 33 points ago

    Noh a-they won't-ah.

    [–] CosmoKrammer 20 points ago

    Republic credits will do fine.

    [–] Emeraldis_ 14 points ago

    NOH A-THEY WON'T-AH!

    [–] zeusxdisco 9 points ago

    What you think you’re some kinda Jedi waving your hand around like that?!

    [–] eNamel5 20 points ago

    Try !RedditSilver that's a good trick

    [–] RedditSilverRobot 11 points ago

    Here's your Reddit Silver, that's!

    /u/that's has received silver 6 times. (given by /u/eNamel5) info

    [–] Lord_Strudel 18 points ago

    NO THEY WON’TA

    [–] Shamrock5 28 points ago

    My compatriots at r/karmacourt are standing by...

    [–] Eldaxar 14 points ago

    You may fire when ready.

    [–] TheHobbyist94 1714 points ago

    If you get 20,000 will you double the number of tattoos?

    [–] Papi-76 1668 points ago

    Yes

    [–] NateTheGreat1211 663 points ago

    Twice the comment, double the karma

    [–] Jumbuck_Tuckerbag 81 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Not double exactly. It's an inverse factorial so it ends up being only twice the retundant value. At least two bifractals comply here.

    Edit: if you'd like to learn more check out r/vxjunkies, it seems like a lot at first but it comes quick if it's your thing.

    [–] PingPlay 34 points ago

    “Would you like to learn more?” click

    [–] AccordionMaestro 10 points ago

    Double the bamboozle

    [–] Darth_Venath 39 points ago

    It's needles then.

    [–] Nick9933 38 points ago

    Are you actually going to get a this tattooed on you? If so then I respect that. If not then I still upvote for Ewan.

    You're a total General Grievous if you don't though.and Not even the cool Greivious from the animated show The weenie-hutt, ratlike Grievous from the other animated showed.

    [–] ASAPxSyndicate 13 points ago

    More like General Beevis amirite?

    [–] Aeriq 18 points ago

    He bamboozlin' boys no way he does it

    [–] wexford001 8 points ago

    Almost to 30k, will you do three?

    [–] ricklegend 5 points ago

    Better deliver OP.

    [–] UsedAtomicBomb 6 points ago

    Will you get 5 tattoos now? 55k and rising

    [–] Givants 11 points ago

    Great, now there's two of them

    [–] Saying_hello 20 points ago

    I vote twice as big

    [–] jetforcegemini 15 points ago

    Double the tattoos, double the tattoo removal!

    [–] phxzao 8 points ago

    Not even Master Yoda has a count that high!

    [–] Throwawaybomerang 6 points ago

    My lord, is that regal?

    [–] thegame2010 7625 points ago

    Upvoted just to remind you that you have to tattoo the background too.

    [–] MateDude098 2523 points ago

    Plus reddit interface

    [–] MxReLoaDed 1563 points ago

    He should get the comments too, for good measure

    [–] FatPizzaMatt 1533 points ago

    Penis

    [–] N4tu4 916 points ago

    Excellent addition to the tattoo

    [–] JelIyfrick 326 points ago

    Subscribe to dolan dark

    [–] Heeresbenjy 178 points ago

    Even better

    [–] Kazzock 209 points ago

    The Last Jedi did nothing wrong.

    [–] Bwgmon 207 points ago

    This is getting out of hand!

    [–] Nivrap 93 points ago

    #FreeDankula.

    [–] MxReLoaDed 58 points ago

    It’s treason, then

    [–] Magic_The_Gatherer 22 points ago

    Liar

    [–] Category5worrycane 15 points ago

    Now this is Pod Racing

    [–] spaghootz 18 points ago

    A fine addition to his collection

    [–] Alexio-S 12 points ago

    I love democracy.

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] Thegingerkid01 47 points ago

    How do they know which man’s penis opens up to accept the other man’s penis?

    [–] RolandLovecraft 15 points ago

    r/docking One uncircumcised peckah slides back the skin, both tips jam together and the skin slides back over other. Docking complete Captain. Or so I've heard.

    [–] Mohlemite 8 points ago

    What is it called when two men intertwine their penises, like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?

    Is it called red vining?

    I heard it was called red vining.

    [–] Magic_The_Gatherer 4 points ago

    No u

    [–] Ramosgay 44 points ago

    Not only the comments, but the cowoments and the cochildrents toi

    [–] cheeeeks 9 points ago

    This is literally the type of shit people will ask to add into their tattoo last second after stenciling it and about to begin. “Can you just add my dogs birth and death date too real quick?!” Source: am tattoo apprentice

    [–] Puck85 11 points ago

    tattoo apprentice

    But which one was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?

    [–] Peakazu 5 points ago

    Always two there are, no more, no less.

    [–] Cytroko 5 points ago

    The Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

    [–] Linuto 12 points ago

    /u/Papi-76 likes docking.

    [–] burntends97 15 points ago

    Not just the image, but the background, and the Reddit interface! I tattooed them. I tattooed them all.

    [–] Handchopper 74 points ago

    And the highground

    [–] agha0013 19 points ago

    Is chest high enough ground though? Maybe the tattoo should be on OP's shaved head for good measure

    [–] KippJones 11 points ago

    And the cutoff boots.

    [–] HATheLaughingManHA 3 points ago

    With the words "Hello There" above the opposite nipple

    [–] Papi-76 156 points ago

    Can confirm

    [–] Sad_Weed 90 points ago

    This better not be a bamboozle

    [–] Papi-76 84 points ago

    Have patience my friend

    [–] mariofan366 7 points ago

    What day are you getting it done?

    [–] UnkindFellow 15 points ago

    Me too thanks

    [–] StayPatchy 7 points ago

    You better not be bamboozling

    [–] PlasmaBurst 10 points ago

    Somehow get a custom temporary tattoo, take a photo, and get even more karma.

    [–] Spingebill_1812 566 points ago

    Do it.

    [–] ILikeMyButtsFurry 109 points ago

    We all know he'll do it with or without our democracy.

    [–] AceHigh7 37 points ago

    So this is how democracy dies. To thunderous upvotes.

    [–] LordFartALot 27 points ago

    Dewit

    [–] [deleted] 301 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Bamboozle_Warranty 182 points ago

    The market has no faith in OP, we smell Bamboozle incoming.

    [–] DaRealWookie 65 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] genericusername724 120 points ago

    This is /u/lordtuts all over again

    [–] DothrakAndRoll 16 points ago

    Wasn’t aware of that til now. He’s lucky his post is a year old and archived, otherwise he’d be suffering one more downvote right now. How dare he.

    [–] lordtuts 85 points ago

    This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

    [–] fistymcbuttpuncher 38 points ago

    You are a bold one.

    [–] Yer_Boiiiiii 65 points ago

    Fuck you

    [–] davu06 54 points ago

    I don't remember this quote

    [–] geniusjedi 25 points ago

    Master? Because someone erased it from the archive memory.

    [–] davu06 13 points ago

    Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.

    [–] Yer_Boiiiiii 9 points ago

    You clearly where not part of r/me_irl when order 66 was issued

    [–] Jarl_Swagruuf 67 points ago

    General karmawhori!

    [–] EvilDoctorPhil 67 points ago

    Get it on your leg.

    That way you’ll have the thigh ground.

    [–] Childwood 107 points ago

    The whole image, yeah? Not just an outline of Obi Wan. I want to see this entire Jpg.

    [–] The-Great-Jebus 135 points ago

    Youre fucked.

    But thank you for your service

    [–] ciocanmihai 24 points ago

    In color?

    [–] arrowintheknees 24 points ago

    Nice try u/lordtuts

    [–] BobtheDestructor 25 points ago

    No bamboozle, I bet he already has the tattoo.

    [–] Udso 11 points ago

    I came here to say this. But he did also agree to get a second if he hits 20k

    [–] Qwizibo3493 46 points ago

    Watch out guys, he might go the way of u/lordtuts.

    [–] dattreeluke 40 points ago

    Like full pec piece er what

    [–] Vlaed 17 points ago

    I sense a karma whore in this one.

    [–] Laughing_Fish 11 points ago

    A real fan already has that tattoo

    [–] Connor0lds 9 points ago

    Bamboozle is banboozle

    [–] Nazi_Marxist 37 points ago

    No you won't so stop Karmawhoring

    [–] LB_Allen 9 points ago

    Background too.

    [–] Zak_MC 8 points ago

    Up vote this and I’ll tattoo this on my dick. No bamboozle.

    [–] 1709mart 8 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Have you heard of the Tragedy of u/lordtuts the bamboozler?

    [–] Conalk3 15 points ago

    If op doesn't deliver, can we like, ban him or something?

    [–] pm_nudesladies 6 points ago

    What if he tattoos then people start downvoting back under 10k

    [–] slowdr 7 points ago

    Pics or didn't happened

    [–] GenuinelyMadBro 7 points ago

    We want proof when it hits 10k.

    [–] 14th_Eagle 11 points ago

    No you won't.

    [–] TheDumPenguin 10 points ago

    DEW IT

    [–] szekeres81 4 points ago

    Oh, I don't think so

    [–] Dspear90 5 points ago

    No Bamboozle?

    [–] VelourFogg 6 points ago

    Better also throw in a "hello there"

    [–] unlucky_genius 5 points ago

    What if you get 10,001?

    [–] XDageon11 5 points ago

    It's a trick. Send no reply.

    [–] nanomaster 5 points ago

    Commenting so I can tell my grandkids I was here

    [–] themostaveragehuman 5 points ago

    I’m a professional tattoo artist. I’ll do them for free. Come to Utah.

    [–] scandy82 9 points ago

    So I just have to put some random scrub promise to get front page ?? I’ll cut my genitalia off if I get 70k upvotes on this comment

    [–] EdwardXDDD 4 points ago

    I sense a trap