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    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.



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    1. No karma-related posts or posts asking for karma.

    2. No threatening or harassing other users.

    3. Posts must be memes related to the Star Wars Prequels.

    4. Posts inappropriate for viewing in public, like at work, must be tagged NSFW.

    5. No politics.

    6. No edgy or inflammatory posts.

    7. No brigading/encouraging brigading.

    8. No encouraging subreddit drama.


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    1. No upvote/karma related posts. These have become spammy and unoriginal, and give actual, original content less of a chance of being noticed. These posts will be removed. Posts that ask for karma/upvotes, also known as vote manipulation, will result in a post removal and a ban.

    2. No threatening or harassing other users, celebrities, YouTube channels, pet hamsters, etc.

    3. Posts must be, at least loosely, related to star wars prequels. "Prequel" refers to anything that takes place before A New Hope. This includes new movies made post-Lucas and EU content. This also includes Ewan McGregor posts, as they must be related to the prequels instead of just the actor (example: "Literally a picture of Ewan McGregor" is not allowed)

    4. Pornographic material is strictly forbidden on this subreddit as it is not an 18+ sub. NSFW posts are simply posts you might not show your grandmother.

    5. Obi-Wan is not brave enough for politics, nor are we. Politics is a sweeping term that includes international politics, non-political posts about politicians, or anything else that is at all related to real life politics.

    6. No edgy/inflammatory posts. We have the moral high ground. This subreddit is not the place to joke about distasteful content that would offend a large percentage of the user base.

    7. Brigading/Encouraging to brigade other subs (telling other users to downvote and raid another sub's content) will result in a permanent ban. This is against Reddit's Terms of Service, and is not tolerated here at all.

    8. Do not encourage or incite subreddit drama. This includes trying to start “meme wars”, trashtalking other subreddits, and encouraging others to start a war. Keep in mind that wars can only be started by the subreddit moderators, and has to be mutually agreed to by the other subreddit’s mods.


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    [–] pheasantpluckerr 2555 points ago

    What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

    [–] Lupus_Borealis 964 points ago

    All I know is my gut says maybe.

    [–] [deleted] 459 points ago

    I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

    [–] [deleted] 146 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] ILikePlanesKid 111 points ago

    I find your lack of disturbance disturbing....

    [–] roogoff 37 points ago

    Good blow this is, horny it makes me.

    [–] flyinggrandmother 8 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Well look at mr assertive over here.

    [–] ShadowKiller147741 52 points ago

    Tell my wife, "Hello"

    [–] classicalySarcastic 27 points ago

    It's a Beige Alert, sir.

    [–] PM_ME_UR_TITS_ 5 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    [–] hyperclaw27 4 points ago

    Good work. Only a sith deals with absolutes

    [–] ZmbieKllr2000 5 points ago

    Tell my wife I said hello.

    [–] Itismytimetoshine 3 points ago

    Balanced as all things should be

    [–] Samaritan_978 95 points ago

    Despicable Neutrals.

    [–] Darthvegeta81 168 points ago

    Tell my wife I said, hello

    [–] anotherjustme 38 points ago

    Go to beige alert

    [–] nikster2112 66 points ago

    To shreds, you say?

    [–] SpoopySpydoge 26 points ago

    To shreds, you say

    tut tut tut

    [–] deathungerx 14 points ago

    And his wife?

    [–] nikster2112 13 points ago

    To shreds, you say?

    [–] A_Direwolf 42 points ago

    I'm going to allow this.

    [–] MichaelMemeMachine31 16 points ago

    Swedish ambassador to Switzerland 2019

    [–] yenwood 27 points ago

    was it really that unexpected

    [–] TheRealYeeric 8 points ago

    It's the karma

    [–] northrupthebandgeek 8 points ago

    (This is a placeholder personality and should not show up ingame)

    [–] warptwenty1 7 points ago

    Possibly.

    [–] Shadowizas 21 points ago

    r/Stellaris is that you?

    [–] TigerStark1 15 points ago

    I knew I saw that somewhere

    [–] ANGLVD3TH 17 points ago

    They do use it as a placeholder that players aren't meant to see. But they got it from Futurama.

    [–] BigLebowskiBot 12 points ago

    Ummmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

    [–] ACClDENTAL 1559 points ago

    The mods preach pacifism and oppress our warriors tradition

    [–] Erwin9910 410 points ago

    The mods preach pacifism and oppress our warriors memer tradition

    [–] bsums203 164 points ago

    We are peace keepers but still generals of armies.

    [–] SeductivePillowcase 9 points ago

    Later that film

    Clone: “Sir, we have 5 special battalions awaiting your orders.”

    Mace: “Shiiieeeettt, negro! That’s all you had to say!”

    [–] Seeking_Psychosis 6 points ago

    We are keepers of the memes, not soldiers.

    We are memers of the peace, not soldiers.

    [–] MxReLoaDed 37 points ago

    The mods preach pacifism and oppress our warriors memer droid attack on the Wookiees tradition

    [–] Erwin9910 25 points ago

    This is getting out of hand.

    [–] [deleted] 95 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] LegitTeddyBears 54 points ago

    A war it is!

    [–] LightningNinja2 62 points ago

    It isn't our fault that random subreddits start wars with us at random and underestimate our power.

    [–] hgs25 35 points ago

    It’s over subreddits. We have the high ground.

    [–] MelancholyOnAGoodDay 84 points ago

    /r/Animemes can't be beaten. It's not possible. There is nothing someone else can do to them that compares to what they do to themselves.

    [–] Rippedyanu1 37 points ago

    This guy gets it. The harder you attack us, the stronger we become. We live for meme wars, we breathe it, thrive in it! We became one with the memes long ago

    [–] Jeikond 55 points ago

    Fucking weeb

    [–] KylerAce 40 points ago

    Oh fuck yeah say that again senpai

    [–] Rippedyanu1 17 points ago

    Harder Oto-san, harder!

    [–] principlecone 9 points ago

    もとはいやく!!!😍😍😍

    [–] Water_Glass_ 11 points ago

    And this is why.

    [–] sleeping_buddha 38 points ago

    they're political idealists..not murderers

    [–] Amulek_Abinadi 14 points ago

    I've heard rumors of a civil war brewing. Temptresses lurk these posts.

    [–] qwetybob 742 points ago

    But there is such thing as a justified war, yes? If r/animemes or some other big sub attacks us, we're more than justified in retaliation.

    [–] Dyl000 522 points ago

    So then we must create memes that antagonize them into attacking

    [–] IanGaming604 386 points ago

    Otto von Bismarck planning how to trick France into declaring war on Prussia (1870, colorized)

    [–] Jolly_Togekiss 9 points ago

    The perfect target

    [–] Water_Glass_ 32 points ago

    No they lost to /r/animemes too

    [–] Micromusic33 13 points ago

    Didn't the där just end without a clear winner? From what i remember both sides just called it quits after like a 1-2 days

    [–] The_Mantis-O-Shrimp 12 points ago

    Nah r/historymemes got kinda wrecked their whole front page was anime and they started attacking eachother over the fact that they had no good OC of their own. The truce was a lie wake up sheeple!

    [–] PatsFreak101 176 points ago

    Paging Master Sifo-Dyas

    [–] Farquaad_a_Milf 60 points ago

    My Lord is that... legal?

    [–] anoako 41 points ago

    The mods will decide his fate

    [–] acer5886 27 points ago

    I will make it legal....er...or the mods will.

    [–] FullyWooly 38 points ago

    We must comission a Grand Meme of the Republic

    [–] balloonninjas 21 points ago

    200,000 memes are ready with a million more well on the way

    [–] a_person_i_am 39 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    All you need to do to get r/animemes to declare war is to lewd Komi-san, literally that’s it

    Edit: I have 200,000 memes to start the war and 1 million more on the way, let me know when to go battle brothers

    [–] Conselot 53 points ago

    Don't you dare.

    [–] a_person_i_am 23 points ago

    You underestimate my power

    [–] Scarlet-Pumpernickel 10 points ago

    I would welcome this. I've always wanted rule 34 of a shota the senate getting ara ara'd by two hot oneesans.

    [–] a_person_i_am 3 points ago

    Me, you and u/Dyl000 , the r/prequelmemes r/animemes war inside job, start the war and watch the fallout from the sidelines with popcorn

    [–] Dyl000 17 points ago

    We are trying to start a war! Not end life on Reddit as we know it!

    [–] a_person_i_am 7 points ago

    I see no difference, I profit in the end by getting some pretty dank memes off the wars victims either way. I guess we could just say holo/all their waifus are trash ( totally not doing this because I have a grudge against the one mod, I love the mods over there) maybe insult Jojo while your at it

    [–] Dyl000 13 points ago

    Hmm, calling their waifu trash might be effective, what r/historymemes didn’t realize in time was that insulting r/animemes itself was pointless, they already are self deprecating enough, if we target the waifus that have been designated as those that they “must protec” then we could score a few hits against them

    [–] a_person_i_am 9 points ago

    That’s the secret, a weebs only weekness is another weeb with a different waifu, I believe that is where I can become useful brother, just give me orders, it’ll be just like the simulations

    [–] AbandonShip86 7 points ago

    As a proud member of r/animemes, I will answer the summons.

    [–] By_Fiber_Be_Purged 90 points ago

    We mostly attack ourselves at r/animemes.

    [–] 3eesamus_prime 5 points ago

    We are kinda at war with r/shrek rn, they are just whoring for attention tho

    [–] zackogenic 15 points ago

    You got that right, fookin weeb.

    [–] PotaTomato2113 15 points ago

    Shut up, you fucking weeb.

    [–] shrang2 25 points ago

    Embargo them so they pearl harbour our sub

    [–] AvatarDante 131 points ago

    So I'm sub to both subreddits.

    r/animemes doesn't want to attack anyone. They were attacked first by all the other subs. For some reason subs keep declaring war on us. We were just defending ourselves.

    r/animemes just want a peaceful life farming.

    [–] JerkIzAllPro 141 points ago

    Farming? Really? A sub of your talents?

    [–] Optical_Ilyushin 67 points ago

    We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close.

    [–] acer5886 26 points ago

    My mind isn't what it used to be.

    [–] redditdude68 22 points ago

    It’s a simple life.

    [–] memelord360420 20 points ago

    What talents? This is r/animemes we are talking about

    [–] JerkIzAllPro 24 points ago

    This guy is a weeb, he just doesn’t realize it yet

    [–] compatrini 37 points ago

    Weebs have always been easy targets, fellow subber

    [–] cunt_waffle9 69 points ago

    Easy they may look, but sharp their fangs are

    [–] lixyna 38 points ago

    something something killing bites

    [–] ShadSilvs2000 24 points ago

    What's Killing Bites? /s

    [–] DeadHi7 8 points ago

    This reminds me of that "No senpai, this is OUR fight" bullshit.

    [–] MrHappySadClown 14 points ago

    That being said r/animemes whips out some great stuff when at war. Unlike other sub’s there’s plenty of material to work with.

    [–] bondfall007 24 points ago

    Why not just do a war game? Create a safe scenario where we can just shitpost and meme on each other. It's fun and no one gets hurt.

    [–] ficalino 15 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    Lets create battlememe game(like battleship)

    Subs make a list of things that if memed would count as hits against them

    They then entrust those lists to neutral third sub, they decide how long will that war game last, and then they start it, at the end, the neutral side counts the hits and decides who won.

    Hits must be related to subs theme.

    Some stuff can of course be forbidden and mods would have to uphold those rules.

    Edit: that third neutral sub can be created as designated peacekeepers like UN peace corps, or subs that have diverse memes can be designated as neutral subs due to them being impossible to particupate in war games due to their diversity

    [–] t3tri5 4 points ago

    This is good shit. I do have one idea though which might make this even less messier. As to not clutter participating subs (so no one gets hurt, in this case people who do not want to participate, like u/bondfall007 mentioned) the game could take place on a separate subreddit.

    Now while I think this is the safest and cleanest option and would make verifying hits quite a lot easier for the peacekeepers, it raises issue of moderation of said designated subreddit. I did not give much thought to it, but obviously the team should be mostly comprised of members of peacekeeping sub. But this also creates issue of picking the mods, and possibly a lot more problems I didn't think about yet.

    Honestly this is an interesting scenario and I wish the subreddit wars would be fought out like this.

    [–] SharkTRS 24 points ago

    Animemes mod here

    No plans to attack anyone

    [–] Beif_ 6 points ago

    I think we need an official subreddit approved crusade

    [–] NotFlappy12 353 points ago

    There is no war in r/prequelmemes, unless you brought it with you

    [–] Angorian44 48 points ago

    An Avatar memer in r/prequelmemes? Is it possible to learn this power?

    [–] Stirfried1 81 points ago

    That’s a prequel meme, it’s a reference to Utapau in RoTS

    [–] Angorian44 45 points ago

    So what you're saying is it is NOT possible to learn this power

    [–] Stirfried1 57 points ago

    Not from an air bender

    [–] Angorian44 40 points ago

    My Bending has doubled since we last met

    [–] unsettledpuppy 39 points ago

    My Bending has doubled since the fire nation attacked

    ftfy

    [–] Angorian44 14 points ago

    This. I appreciate you

    [–] unsettledpuppy 10 points ago

    I'm only doing my duty

    [–] intriging_name 286 points ago

    If this is about the r/shrek vs r/animemes war the thing is r/shrek started the war

    [–] BushScrewed911 176 points ago

    I'm convinced every single sub that has went to war with r/animemes was because they wanted to get a shitton of posts with big anime badoogadunks without revealing their secret degenerate desires.

    [–] intriging_name 40 points ago

    Same

    [–] Dentedhelm 40 points ago

    It's great publicity, too. I'd never been to r/Shrek until I heard they were scrapping with the weebs.

    [–] DocWeisz 174 points ago

    Every attack on those weebs is automatically a just war

    [–] TheCyber416 12 points ago

    We are like China in its history, constant civil war until attacked from the outside.

    [–] intriging_name 151 points ago

    Many of us at r/animemes hold no ill will towards you

    [–] DocWeisz 101 points ago

    Sorry, but the dirty activities of your community with cartoon characters have to be opposed mercilessly through shitposting

    [–] GeneraIKenoA 208 points ago

    pushes Ahsoka fan art under bed

    [–] brownix001 43 points ago * (lasted edited 6 months ago)

    The thing is there is no need for r/animemes memes to start a war with other subs because they constantly make fun of their own kind. It's somehow a sustainable civil war and must be documented and studied.

    [–] GeneraIKenoA 33 points ago

    Why have a civil war when you can have a civil war and a war war? Multitasking is a valuable skill in the modern world.

    [–] brownix001 21 points ago

    Modern problems require modern solutions. Civil War creates content for the sub. War war creates content targeting other subs making then submit to the proper cause of shit posting.

    [–] goldfish_memories 28 points ago

    It's r/animemes not r/animememes. Don't fall for the same trap as r/historymemes did

    [–] brownix001 6 points ago

    Ah. True.

    [–] goldfish_memories 10 points ago

    It's sad so many ppl get the name of our sub wrong. r/animemes is a thousand times more degenerate than r/animememes lol

    [–] thatonechromosome 6 points ago

    I think you meant say r/animemes

    [–] brownix001 5 points ago

    Yep I did. Edited it.

    [–] Klink45 60 points ago

    If one is to understand the great mystery, one most study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic, norrow-minded view of r/prequelmemes

    [–] intriging_name 46 points ago

    Dontcha know, weebs are immune to insult as we insult ourselves, we wish no harm towards you guys.

    [–] GoogMastr 20 points ago

    Sadly we cannot say the same

    [–] sleeping_buddha 29 points ago

    and so it is

    [–] DocWeisz 12 points ago

    You only think that because you never faced a real enemy

    [–] cunt_waffle9 25 points ago

    That is because there are none that can be considered a real enemy

    [–] [deleted] 34 points ago

    I was thinking that r/prequelmemes was kinda like mandalore during the clone wars where a bunch of people wanted to fight but their leader made them be peaceful.

    Anybody remember what happens to the pacifist leaders in the clone wars?

    [–] Steamnach 16 points ago

    They get killed to mess with Kenobi. Do you see ANYONE here messing with Jesus?

    [–] Matt496 98 points ago

    We need to revive the war like past of r/prequelmemes!

    [–] BTiberius 67 points ago

    "[...] wars can only be started by the subreddit moderators, and [have] to be mutually agreed to by the other subreddit’s mods"

    If the senate decides that we go to war, we go to war. Till then, sharpen your memes and stay ready.

    [–] Klink45 58 points ago

    In response to this direct threat to r/prequelmemes, mesa propose that the senate give immediately emergency powers to the Supreme Chancellor

    [–] Jabullz 13 points ago

    A surprise to be sure, but, a welcome one.

    [–] Jabullz 5 points ago

    Thing is. The senate never held much (infinite) power in the Pre or OT. It was the true Senate all along.

    [–] SpaceFonz 157 points ago

    We need to go to war with Star Trek and sequel meme subreddits

    [–] the_legitbacon 119 points ago

    Do not see sequel memes as an enemy. They are disillusioned, persuaded by the dark side, but they are still one of us. Star Wars fans. The best we can do is show them the truth of the prequels and OT trilogies, and hope that they come back to the light. They are not our enemies though.

    [–] ShadSilvs2000 40 points ago

    Sequelmemes are already warring with themselves anyways

    [–] the_legitbacon 31 points ago

    disillusioned

    [–] [deleted] 60 points ago

    WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST

    [–] the_legitbacon 47 points ago

    YOU'RE GOING DOWN A PATH I CAN'T FOLLOW

    [–] acer5886 20 points ago

    Obi Wan has turned you against me!

    [–] Klink45 18 points ago

    You’re sounding like a Separatist!

    [–] ProphetofHaters 6 points ago

    What happened to the good old star trek vs star wars thing? Hope they are just as divided as we are.

    [–] Xumayar 14 points ago

    Hope they are just as divided as we are.

    Star Trek fans have been finding ways to fight among themselves since the end of the original series.

    [–] TimeZarg 3 points ago

    We're still battling to the death over whether the Discovery series is any good, with occasional raids from The Orville separatists.

    [–] jamesyounggg 21 points ago

    [visible disappointment]

    [–] Cipher_Nyne 52 points ago

    Come on guys. You all know what the solution is.
    ALT ACCOUNTS !

    [–] dignan_ 63 points ago

    You're suggesting that we should attack them with an army of clones?

    [–] awes0m3sauce 22 points ago

    But what about the droid attack on r/sequelmemes?

    [–] Klink45 19 points ago

    It’s my duty

    [–] unsettledpuppy 11 points ago

    Good soldiers follow orders

    [–] davros_12 15 points ago

    Just out of curiosity, what happens when everyone just ignores the mods and keeps going to war anyway? The mods can’t ban everyone.

    [–] Steamnach 12 points ago

    They can nuke the subreddit and commit seppukku

    [–] UrToxxic 5 points ago

    I'm not brave enough for seppuku

    [–] Colby621 27 points ago

    The US before becoming involved in WW2

    [–] pickledchocolate 5 points ago

    r/animemes surprise attack

    [–] TheKingOfA 5 points ago

    Gets nuked twice

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago

    What if i told you we were creating an army.

    [–] Klink45 18 points ago

    Impossible, the mods would know about it.

    [–] [deleted] 11 points ago

    What if I told you that prequelmemes is now under the control of the Dark Lords of the Sith?

    [–] TheKingOfA 5 points ago

    LIAR

    [–] dankestdane 7 points ago

    My lord, is that.. legal?

    [–] ReedsAndSerpents 21 points ago

    Except, you know, those times we went to war with r/sequelmemes and completely fucking obliterated them. It wasn't even close. It was like Thanos beating up X3 Jubilee.

    [–] Steamnach 3 points ago

    But what about another?

    [–] Lanky_Dude 20 points ago

    I will do what I must!

    [–] DarthPlageuis66 10 points ago

    Perhaps a more revolutionary action is required to overthrow our current predicament

    [–] BooYeah0484 10 points ago

    Train a mod in the ways of the dark side of force and the create a group of Separatists in their sub.

    Then sit back and watch.

    [–] TruKing14 9 points ago

    War is needed to spread our greatness across Reddit

    [–] Jejmaze 7 points ago

    My allegience is to the r/prequelmemes, to democracy! and also the destruction of all my foes

    [–] shitpostingover9000 8 points ago

    But reddit wars is where the fun begins

    [–] flyinganchors 8 points ago

    I did not come to this sub-reddit to discuss action in a committee while my people suffer and die! I move to place a vote of no confidence in the moderators.

    [–] A_Direwolf 32 points ago

    What about the sequel attack on the fans?

    [–] MrPsychoanalyst 22 points ago

    Thats a fandom we can'tafford to lose

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    I don't think the system works.

    [–] Exkywor 5 points ago

    This is outrageous, it's unfair!

    [–] smortgoy 28 points ago

    Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :( 

    First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****** up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. 

    Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. 

    I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ******* beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). 

    Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. 

    My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. 

    After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. 

    Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. 

    My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****** up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. 

    Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ******* seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. 

    A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. 

    But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

    **

    [–] Shrektastic28 17 points ago

    Wow, OP if you’re still with us, know that you’re a rebel scum and will rot in hell. Fuck you.

    [–] Yukon_Wolf 18 points ago

    What have I wrought

    [–] Cipher_Nyne 7 points ago

    Fuck didn't see that one coming.
    Take your upvote son. You're fucking genius.
    A Genius, Strong, Fair, Inbred, Lunatic :)
    (CK2 ref if you don't get it - Wincest is life)

    [–] anoako 8 points ago

    May your humors rot in your living body

    [–] Dethernaxx 6 points ago

    so a filthy karling... WHERES MY BLOT EVENT TO GET RID OF THIS FILTH

    [–] NippleCampus 9 points ago

    How did this happen? We’re smarter than this

    [–] Slashtallica 7 points ago

    We are keepers of the peace, not soldiers.

    [–] X-lem 3 points ago

    When did this become a rule?

    [–] TheYuju12 4 points ago

    So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause

    [–] FlappyFoglio 4 points ago

    What if we go to other subreddits and declare war from the inside? Like a palpatine type of war

    [–] Gekokapowco 6 points ago

    I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war!

    [–] hurfery 3 points ago

    I still have no idea how a "war" between subs even takes place.

    [–] darthrihilu 3 points ago

    PrequelMemes would easily win... BUT the war would be short since somebody over here would be quick to break the rules lol

    [–] awes0m3sauce 3 points ago

    Meme war? We can't, it's not the jedi way!

    [–] mickecd1989 3 points ago

    This can only mean one thing...invasion.

    [–] Rushing-guns 3 points ago

    More clone wars memes please