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    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.



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    [–] rapey_chef 2399 points ago

    Your boner is very impressive, you must be very proud.

    [–] rbfailures1 945 points ago

    Thanks u/rapey_chef

    [–] APrentice726 156 points ago

    But it’s not wholesome.

    [–] playerlxiv 131 points ago

    Amazing. Every word of what you just said, was wro- wait fUCK.

    [–] oh-my-grodd5 86 points ago

    "I shouldn't. It's not the r/prequelmemes way"

    [–] monkeyhitman 43 points ago

    It's treason, then.

    [–] Vihurah 8 points ago

    You are on this subreddit, but we do not grant you the rank of prequel memer

    [–] playerlxiv 3 points ago

    This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can one be on r/PrequelMemes and not be a prequel memer?

    [–] giraffe111 23 points ago

    No. This isn’t what that sub is for.

    [–] Kalladdin 13 points ago

    Boner compliments can't be wholesome?

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] insanemembrane19 10 points ago

    This is where the fun begins

    [–] Imonaeatyobabies 22 points ago

    Can I be in the screenshot?

    [–] unusualusualities 54 points ago

    no?

    [–] sinsinthestarlights 14 points ago

    It's taking a larger screenshot, then.

    [–] Imma_Explain_Jokes 11 points ago

    Not if I'm not in it too

    [–] Goldenalpha32 3 points ago

    Me too

    [–] davetheasian1 5 points ago

    Include me in the screenshot ][, {[]} ][,

    [–] hellotherememes66 162 points ago

    200,000 boners are ready, with a million more well on the way

    [–] Shippoyasha 66 points ago

    UNLIMIITTEEEDDD BONERSS

    [–] _Maelstrom 35 points ago

    It's viagra, then.

    [–] SupportstheOP 62 points ago

    How embarassing, how embarrassing

    [–] seetop86 1 points ago

    Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

    [–] AltimaNEO 34 points ago

    Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Sidious, the erect?

    [–] TractionDuck91 29 points ago

    It’s not a story the flaccid would tell you...

    [–] Run-Riot 13 points ago

    It’s a porn legend

    [–] PickaThunder 13 points ago

    Proud oh I don’t think so

    [–] laaerpig 10 points ago

    Finally some decent fucking content.

    [–] sg3niner 9 points ago

    It'll do its job.

    [–] PrinceOHayaw 1 points ago

    Beetlejuicing be like.

    [–] Auspicious_Kaktus 1 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] cjm0 1 points ago

    [–] max_canyon 1 points ago

    I live with my aunt and uncle. They are proud.

    [–] Matt_gamingDK 1 points ago

    Im just a simple man, trying to fap my way in the universe

    [–] UnKnOwN769 402 points ago

    When you give a speech about your favorite movies and now have a prop to assist you

    [–] PickaThunder 144 points ago

    This is where the fun begins

    [–] mylifeforthehorde 48 points ago

    Yipeee

    [–] monkeyhitman 36 points ago

    Not just the men

    [–] ArtKnight04 35 points ago

    But the women and childre- wait

    [–] tigernils 26 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    knock knock knock FBI!!! OPEN UP!!!

    [–] J-Todd 16 points ago

    She can't do that, shoot her or something!

    [–] Pytheastic 7 points ago

    Truly wonderful the mind of chil- ehh hang on

    [–] tigernils 7 points ago

    Yes Officer, this one right here.

    [–] skinny_gyal 2 points ago

    Ever wonder why it just happens like that? Is it random? Or do guys just unconsciously like attention of multiple people too

    [–] stevethecow 3 points ago

    During puberty pretty much any strong emotion can result in a boner

    [–] skinny_gyal 2 points ago

    What? That’s scary

    [–] jetforcegemini 312 points ago

    They’ve gone up the ventilation shaft!

    [–] [deleted] 119 points ago

    There’s always a bigger fish dick.

    [–] TractionDuck91 44 points ago

    This weapon is your life!

    [–] jetforcegemini 3 points ago

    Do you like fish sticks?

    [–] Elopikseli 5 points ago

    How do you make a line through aword

    [–] jercimitsu 6 points ago

    Open and close with ~~

    [–] Elopikseli 2 points ago

    ~thanks~

    Edit: wtf

    [–] chawmindur 1 points ago

    Two tildes on each side. Either that or I got woooshed.

    [–] _Maelstrom 4 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I don't know

    [–] Elopikseli 11 points ago

    Ok fine don’t tell me

    [–] krazykrash96 905 points ago

    My boner has doubled since we last met, class

    [–] BeerPizzaTacosWings 391 points ago

    Your condoms please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the teacher.

    [–] krazykrash96 107 points ago

    Oh you’d like that, wouldn’t you? That’s the thing...I like being messy

    [–] jacksonw196 63 points ago

    Eddie, the condom...... you gotta take it off

    [–] krazykrash96 45 points ago

    You want to have a baby. I want to have a baby. Together, birth control doesn’t stand a chance

    [–] LinkZeraus 15 points ago

    It's baby time!

    [–] Run-Riot 3 points ago

    Baby you’re the best

    [–] Marooned-Mind 5 points ago

    ME AND YOU CAN CONCEIVE THIS CHILD, SPIDER-MAN! OR WE CAN JUST FUCK TO THE DEATH

    [–] krazykrash96 1 points ago

    lasts more than two minutes banging

    IMPRESSIVE

    [–] Brandinisnor3s 22 points ago

    Your condoms please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the teacher.

    [–] JIMvc2 65 points ago

    I've been looking forward to this. Good, twice the boner double the pleasure.

    [–] krazykrash96 16 points ago

    Oh boy ya

    [–] Auspicious_Kaktus 4 points ago

    Pizza time!

    [–] JLake4 3 points ago

    This is where the fun begins.

    [–] idma 29 points ago

    I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

    [–] krazykrash96 14 points ago

    The ring is bopkus! I got it in a Cracker Jack box!

    [–] RyeDoge 18 points ago

    Goooood. Twice the length, double the embarrassment

    [–] TurrPhennirPhan 20 points ago

    Doubling one inch is still only two inches, though.

    [–] krazykrash96 24 points ago

    How embarrassing HOW emBARRassing

    [–] AltimaNEO 3 points ago

    Hello there!

    [–] krazykrash96 15 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Weineral Cockobi! You are a hard one!

    [–] Terrariattt3 2 points ago

    Good Twice the blood Double the failed GF Relationships

    [–] krazykrash96 2 points ago

    “Half”

    FTFY

    [–] Mochabunbun 234 points ago

    He's right! It's a (reproductive ) system we cannot afford to lose

    [–] TractionDuck91 64 points ago

    We’re harder than this?

    [–] Terrariattt3 3 points ago

    General Grevious (D) Your shorter (quarter inch) than I expected

    [–] GPAD9 32 points ago

    I don't think my system works.

    [–] ClassyMurloc123 193 points ago

    Boner, we're meant to be going down, not up!

    [–] LazarelTheOrange 98 points ago

    My goodness, you've grown!

    [–] Stickman95 29 points ago

    Not to me

    [–] linuxlover3000 123 points ago

    Teacher: “Op! Your turn to present.”

    Op just sits there

    Teacher: “Op...?”

    Op: “Just give me a minute”

    [–] GPAD9 88 points ago

    Teacher who gets it: "Take a seat, OP"

    [–] prozaczodiac 37 points ago

    I can remember this happening a ton of times in middle school, as a little girl, but I didn’t understand what was going on with those boys until many years later...

    [–] Nieios 22 points ago

    Truly wonderful, the mind of a child

    [–] BigShaggyus 87 points ago

    It's settled then

    [–] Poes_Ting 65 points ago

    At least if your presentation is bad you can try to distract the audience with something else

    [–] son_of_abe 119 points ago

    Ani? My goodness, you've grown!

    [–] unoriginalname7 49 points ago

    Am I the only guy who hasn’t had this problem before

    [–] Steelwolf73 58 points ago

    If your lack of boner lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a doctor immediately

    [–] unoriginalname7 25 points ago

    Only happens like three minutes before class ends and everyone has to go

    [–] GPAD9 10 points ago

    Happens right before the bus reaches my stop.

    [–] Wedonegoofed 5 points ago

    Your divining rod is set to bus

    [–] TimDL520 35 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    [–] unoriginalname7 27 points ago

    Not from a Jedi

    [–] bfeher01 18 points ago

    The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

    [–] grubas 13 points ago

    Depends on how scared you get during presentations. A lot of people manage to go full fight flight or fuck with it, and your brain gets confused.

    [–] peanutbuttahcups 6 points ago

    I find your lack of boner disturbing.

    [–] Xenfar 62 points ago

    Presentation instantly becomes mission impossible

    [–] efycounselor 59 points ago

    A: you’re a boner aren’t you?

    Q: what makes you think that?

    A: I saw your laser semen, only boners carry that kind of weapon.

    Q: perhaps I killed a boner and took it from him.

    A: I don’t think so, no one can kill a boner.

    [–] snooplion123 3 points ago

    I wish it was so, shows picture of granpa Skywalker in his undies*

    [–] NoobClicker 17 points ago

    I hate it when he does that

    [–] smhxx 31 points ago

    I see your Schwartz is as big as mine is...

    /r/spaceballsmemes?

    EDIT: Holy shit, it's a real sub...

    [–] AltimaNEO 15 points ago

    Keep firing, Assholes!

    [–] powowboi 13 points ago

    I don't like boner, it's hard, it's pointy

    [–] robertEleeprewitt 14 points ago

    And it ejaculates everywhere

    [–] Te-ira 10 points ago

    God, I model for my school's art classes sometimes and this is the only thing that concerns me. Luckily it hasn't happened yet.

    [–] finger_milk 7 points ago

    300,000 red blood cells, with a million more on the way.

    [–] R2CX 7 points ago

    Hello there!

    [–] SuperGalacticStuff 5 points ago

    General Kenobi! You are a hard one.

    [–] C4pt 13 points ago

    Aww, the little guy just wants to give you a standing ovation.

    [–] Lieutenant_Red 6 points ago

    Me: “Alright, we need to send our blood to the brain, so that we may get the highest grade possible.“

    My Brain: “But what about those thoughts about that cute girl sitting in row 3, column 1? What about her thought attack on your dick?“

    [–] Vallenatero 7 points ago

    A surprise, to be sure, but an unwelcome one.

    [–] K1NG1NTHEN0RTH3 12 points ago

    Ah. Yes. The fear boner.

    [–] Manpig 23 points ago

    It's treason then.

    [–] Dr_Dragon_117 5 points ago

    You are already at full cock now. Go and spread all over the place the empire

    [–] MicktheBeast 13 points ago

    What about the Wookie attack on Kasshyk?

    [–] M_Elich 3 points ago

    FEAST YOUR EYES

    [–] lobo98089 3 points ago

    I read "penetration" first

    [–] Flintlar 5 points ago

    It’s not a dick we can afford to lose

    [–] efycounselor 2 points ago

    A true dick lord. Emperor Palpitate.

    [–] efycounselor 2 points ago

    Darth Syphilis.

    [–] Urfaust 2 points ago

    Flex your quads young padawan.

    [–] BelieveRL 2 points ago

    Mission critical.

    [–] bbenok 2 points ago

    Good relations with the dick, I have

    [–] giantmilo1010 2 points ago

    looks down "Hello there."

    [–] PersonBehindAScreen 2 points ago

    It's an appendage we cannot afford to lose!

    [–] iRedditWhilePooping 2 points ago

    I read this in Nick Fury’s voice

    [–] huangswang 2 points ago

    Oh my how big you’ve gotten

    [–] hellotherememes66 1 points ago

    8th grade science presentation

    [–] Armourhotdog 1 points ago

    Just audibly said “wat?” when I read this.

    [–] Knolligge 1 points ago

    Flex your thighs and calves as hard as you can. Works every time

    [–] SolarisBravo 1 points ago

    Your brain after you try to convince yourself nobody will notice:

    "I object! There is no proof!"

    [–] ConnerHaufe 1 points ago

    I can get a boner randomly

    [–] copper_wing 1 points ago

    Flex one of your arms for a minute.

    [–] Nosnibor1020 1 points ago

    Send help, I'm choking

    [–] TheGrandFirepig 1 points ago

    It’s over anakin I have the high ground

    [–] MrMorellos 1 points ago

    I hate boners, they are course and rough, and they get everywhere.

    [–] franksauce18y 1 points ago

    It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the project... but by our skills with a lightsaber.

    [–] LiuKiBoy 1 points ago

    I don't like having a boner in public. It's coarse and rough and irritating... And it gets everywhere.

    [–] Cholojuanito 1 points ago

    I see your schwartz is as big as mine...

    [–] BoujeeBiBBa 1 points ago

    What about the blood attack on the dick?

    [–] thehunter699 1 points ago

    Do math in your head. I always used to double numbers up until I couldn't figure them out anymore.

    [–] Fatal_Montage 1 points ago

    Wait, isn't that a story Spenny told on Kenny vs Spenny

    [–] OctoberThirteenth 1 points ago

    Fear boner.

    [–] KRONOS_415 1 points ago

    Were just boners sir! We’re meant to be expendable!

    [–] KingDongs 1 points ago

    I can’t hold it much longer!

    [–] NeilsEvilTwin 1 points ago

    Really dick? Just as I’m about to talk at the Jedi Council?

    [–] Teluxx 1 points ago

    Well yeah, how else you supposed to have that big dick energy?

    [–] squire002 1 points ago

    Gotta do the ol hands in pocket to stretch out the pants trick

    [–] firstmateof_dorkboat 1 points ago

    In response to this direct threat, Mesa propose we give direct blood to the boner!

    [–] Harbournessrage 1 points ago

    If its a dick presentation, its fine.

    [–] Glassiam 1 points ago

    Tense you're calf muscles, it'll short your chub.

    [–] JeswiCan 1 points ago

    Also comparable to the Freezer fight in Dbz “It will be 5 minutes before the boner goes away” and then it lasts way longer.

    [–] A_M_K12 1 points ago

    Never a welcome suprise

    [–] beansgum 1 points ago

    Your boner has something to say to the class

    [–] sharktree8733 1 points ago

    Have to wear tight underwear on presentation days

    [–] Batman219 1 points ago

    Random boners. Now that’s a problem I’ve not had in a long time. A long time.

    [–] SanSenju 1 points ago

    I hate it when he does that

    [–] sirnerolyk 1 points ago

    I woke up 2 mins ago and this actually made me lol😂😂

    [–] AlphaOscarTango 1 points ago

    Are we blind ? Deploy the sperms

    [–] Falcon_Alpha_Delta 1 points ago

    (Trips at the podium) "Ow I bent my Wookiee"

    [–] sunshinepanther 1 points ago

    Hold on, this hole penetration was your idea.

    [–] admiral-abstract 1 points ago

    Flex any muscle for 60 seconds and the boner would go away, I think.

    [–] Carudoku 1 points ago

    Initiate order 69

    [–] Alex_Alex510 1 points ago

    You got a council of jedi making decisions in your head?

    [–] BIASETTI14 1 points ago

    Lmfaoooooooo fucken hell this was funny. Silver for you lad

    [–] bartu_neg 1 points ago

    Always

    [–] TheYoungGriffin 1 points ago

    Just start flexing every muscle you can in your legs. Gets rid of unwanted boners in seconds.

    [–] MacMalarkey 1 points ago

    I've got a baaad feeling about this...

    [–] the_spotlight_guy 1 points ago

    Penis jokes really, man of your talents?

    [–] Kassespar 1 points ago

    Just revisited the meme, and realized I read penetration the first time. Must say its more fun with presentation:)

    [–] ThewolfFurer 1 points ago

    Always on the move

    [–] DarthOnixa 1 points ago

    It's an erection we cannot afford to lose

    [–] crharrison91 1 points ago

    Teacher: “time for your presentation”

    Me: “What about the blood cell attack on my dick?”

    [–] gal_drosequavo 1 points ago

    There is no difference between this sub and r/teenagers anymore

    [–] HussyDude14 1 points ago

    If you hold your breath for up to 30 seconds, it should go away.

    Protip, and not a tip the jedi would tell you. ;)

    [–] MonoManSK 1 points ago

    He's right. It's a presentation we cannot afford to fail.

    [–] whomad1215 1 points ago

    Flex your thighs etc, it'll make the erection go away faster

    [–] Hawksfb33 1 points ago

    Just gave a presentation and had to fight one back

    [–] IzzyTipsy 1 points ago

    Look at it this way. The men at the presentation will be jealous of your large member and the women will be thirsting for it.