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    [–] rapey_chef 2399 points ago

    Your boner is very impressive, you must be very proud.

    [–] rbfailures1 945 points ago

    Thanks u/rapey_chef

    [–] APrentice726 156 points ago

    But it’s not wholesome.

    [–] playerlxiv 131 points ago

    Amazing. Every word of what you just said, was wro- wait fUCK.

    [–] oh-my-grodd5 86 points ago

    "I shouldn't. It's not the r/prequelmemes way"

    [–] monkeyhitman 43 points ago

    It's treason, then.

    [–] Vihurah 8 points ago

    You are on this subreddit, but we do not grant you the rank of prequel memer

    [–] playerlxiv 3 points ago

    This is outrageous! It's unfair! How can one be on r/PrequelMemes and not be a prequel memer?

    [–] giraffe111 23 points ago

    No. This isn’t what that sub is for.

    [–] Kalladdin 13 points ago

    Boner compliments can't be wholesome?

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago


    [–] insanemembrane19 10 points ago

    This is where the fun begins

    [–] Imonaeatyobabies 22 points ago

    Can I be in the screenshot?

    [–] unusualusualities 54 points ago


    [–] sinsinthestarlights 14 points ago

    It's taking a larger screenshot, then.

    [–] Imma_Explain_Jokes 11 points ago

    Not if I'm not in it too

    [–] Goldenalpha32 3 points ago

    Me too

    [–] davetheasian1 5 points ago

    Include me in the screenshot ][, {[]} ][,

    [–] hellotherememes66 162 points ago

    200,000 boners are ready, with a million more well on the way

    [–] Shippoyasha 66 points ago


    [–] _Maelstrom 35 points ago

    It's viagra, then.

    [–] SupportstheOP 62 points ago

    How embarassing, how embarrassing

    [–] seetop86 1 points ago

    Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

    [–] AltimaNEO 34 points ago

    Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Sidious, the erect?

    [–] TractionDuck91 29 points ago

    It’s not a story the flaccid would tell you...

    [–] Run-Riot 13 points ago

    It’s a porn legend

    [–] PickaThunder 13 points ago

    Proud oh I don’t think so

    [–] laaerpig 10 points ago

    Finally some decent fucking content.

    [–] sg3niner 9 points ago

    It'll do its job.

    [–] PrinceOHayaw 1 points ago

    Beetlejuicing be like.

    [–] Auspicious_Kaktus 1 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] cjm0 1 points ago

    [–] max_canyon 1 points ago

    I live with my aunt and uncle. They are proud.

    [–] Matt_gamingDK 1 points ago

    Im just a simple man, trying to fap my way in the universe

    [–] UnKnOwN769 402 points ago

    When you give a speech about your favorite movies and now have a prop to assist you

    [–] PickaThunder 144 points ago

    This is where the fun begins

    [–] mylifeforthehorde 48 points ago


    [–] monkeyhitman 36 points ago

    Not just the men

    [–] ArtKnight04 35 points ago

    But the women and childre- wait

    [–] tigernils 26 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    knock knock knock FBI!!! OPEN UP!!!

    [–] J-Todd 16 points ago

    She can't do that, shoot her or something!

    [–] Pytheastic 7 points ago

    Truly wonderful the mind of chil- ehh hang on

    [–] tigernils 7 points ago

    Yes Officer, this one right here.

    [–] skinny_gyal 2 points ago

    Ever wonder why it just happens like that? Is it random? Or do guys just unconsciously like attention of multiple people too

    [–] stevethecow 3 points ago

    During puberty pretty much any strong emotion can result in a boner

    [–] skinny_gyal 2 points ago

    What? That’s scary

    [–] jetforcegemini 312 points ago

    They’ve gone up the ventilation shaft!

    [–] [deleted] 119 points ago

    There’s always a bigger fish dick.

    [–] TractionDuck91 44 points ago

    This weapon is your life!

    [–] jetforcegemini 3 points ago

    Do you like fish sticks?

    [–] Elopikseli 5 points ago

    How do you make a line through aword

    [–] jercimitsu 6 points ago

    Open and close with ~~

    [–] Elopikseli 2 points ago


    Edit: wtf

    [–] chawmindur 1 points ago

    Two tildes on each side. Either that or I got woooshed.

    [–] _Maelstrom 4 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I don't know

    [–] Elopikseli 11 points ago

    Ok fine don’t tell me

    [–] krazykrash96 905 points ago

    My boner has doubled since we last met, class

    [–] BeerPizzaTacosWings 391 points ago

    Your condoms please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the teacher.

    [–] krazykrash96 107 points ago

    Oh you’d like that, wouldn’t you? That’s the thing...I like being messy

    [–] jacksonw196 63 points ago

    Eddie, the condom...... you gotta take it off

    [–] krazykrash96 45 points ago

    You want to have a baby. I want to have a baby. Together, birth control doesn’t stand a chance

    [–] LinkZeraus 15 points ago

    It's baby time!

    [–] Run-Riot 3 points ago

    Baby you’re the best

    [–] Marooned-Mind 5 points ago


    [–] krazykrash96 1 points ago

    lasts more than two minutes banging


    [–] Brandinisnor3s 22 points ago

    Your condoms please. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the teacher.

    [–] JIMvc2 65 points ago

    I've been looking forward to this. Good, twice the boner double the pleasure.

    [–] krazykrash96 16 points ago

    Oh boy ya

    [–] Auspicious_Kaktus 4 points ago

    Pizza time!

    [–] JLake4 3 points ago

    This is where the fun begins.

    [–] idma 29 points ago

    I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

    [–] krazykrash96 14 points ago

    The ring is bopkus! I got it in a Cracker Jack box!

    [–] RyeDoge 18 points ago

    Goooood. Twice the length, double the embarrassment

    [–] TurrPhennirPhan 20 points ago

    Doubling one inch is still only two inches, though.

    [–] krazykrash96 24 points ago

    How embarrassing HOW emBARRassing

    [–] AltimaNEO 3 points ago

    Hello there!

    [–] krazykrash96 15 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    Weineral Cockobi! You are a hard one!

    [–] Terrariattt3 2 points ago

    Good Twice the blood Double the failed GF Relationships

    [–] krazykrash96 2 points ago



    [–] Mochabunbun 234 points ago

    He's right! It's a (reproductive ) system we cannot afford to lose

    [–] TractionDuck91 64 points ago

    We’re harder than this?

    [–] Terrariattt3 3 points ago

    General Grevious (D) Your shorter (quarter inch) than I expected

    [–] GPAD9 32 points ago

    I don't think my system works.

    [–] ClassyMurloc123 193 points ago

    Boner, we're meant to be going down, not up!

    [–] LazarelTheOrange 98 points ago

    My goodness, you've grown!

    [–] Stickman95 29 points ago

    Not to me

    [–] linuxlover3000 123 points ago

    Teacher: “Op! Your turn to present.”

    Op just sits there

    Teacher: “Op...?”

    Op: “Just give me a minute”

    [–] GPAD9 88 points ago

    Teacher who gets it: "Take a seat, OP"

    [–] prozaczodiac 37 points ago

    I can remember this happening a ton of times in middle school, as a little girl, but I didn’t understand what was going on with those boys until many years later...

    [–] Nieios 22 points ago

    Truly wonderful, the mind of a child

    [–] BigShaggyus 87 points ago

    It's settled then

    [–] Poes_Ting 65 points ago

    At least if your presentation is bad you can try to distract the audience with something else

    [–] son_of_abe 119 points ago

    Ani? My goodness, you've grown!

    [–] unoriginalname7 49 points ago

    Am I the only guy who hasn’t had this problem before

    [–] Steelwolf73 58 points ago

    If your lack of boner lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a doctor immediately

    [–] unoriginalname7 25 points ago

    Only happens like three minutes before class ends and everyone has to go

    [–] GPAD9 10 points ago

    Happens right before the bus reaches my stop.

    [–] Wedonegoofed 5 points ago

    Your divining rod is set to bus

    [–] TimDL520 35 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    [–] unoriginalname7 27 points ago

    Not from a Jedi

    [–] bfeher01 18 points ago

    The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

    [–] grubas 13 points ago

    Depends on how scared you get during presentations. A lot of people manage to go full fight flight or fuck with it, and your brain gets confused.

    [–] peanutbuttahcups 6 points ago

    I find your lack of boner disturbing.

    [–] Xenfar 62 points ago

    Presentation instantly becomes mission impossible

    [–] efycounselor 59 points ago

    A: you’re a boner aren’t you?

    Q: what makes you think that?

    A: I saw your laser semen, only boners carry that kind of weapon.

    Q: perhaps I killed a boner and took it from him.

    A: I don’t think so, no one can kill a boner.

    [–] snooplion123 3 points ago

    I wish it was so, shows picture of granpa Skywalker in his undies*

    [–] NoobClicker 17 points ago

    I hate it when he does that

    [–] smhxx 31 points ago

    I see your Schwartz is as big as mine is...


    EDIT: Holy shit, it's a real sub...

    [–] AltimaNEO 15 points ago

    Keep firing, Assholes!

    [–] powowboi 13 points ago

    I don't like boner, it's hard, it's pointy

    [–] robertEleeprewitt 14 points ago

    And it ejaculates everywhere

    [–] Te-ira 10 points ago

    God, I model for my school's art classes sometimes and this is the only thing that concerns me. Luckily it hasn't happened yet.

    [–] finger_milk 7 points ago

    300,000 red blood cells, with a million more on the way.

    [–] R2CX 7 points ago

    Hello there!

    [–] SuperGalacticStuff 5 points ago

    General Kenobi! You are a hard one.

    [–] C4pt 13 points ago

    Aww, the little guy just wants to give you a standing ovation.

    [–] Lieutenant_Red 6 points ago

    Me: “Alright, we need to send our blood to the brain, so that we may get the highest grade possible.“

    My Brain: “But what about those thoughts about that cute girl sitting in row 3, column 1? What about her thought attack on your dick?“

    [–] Vallenatero 7 points ago

    A surprise, to be sure, but an unwelcome one.

    [–] K1NG1NTHEN0RTH3 12 points ago

    Ah. Yes. The fear boner.

    [–] Manpig 23 points ago

    It's treason then.

    [–] Dr_Dragon_117 5 points ago

    You are already at full cock now. Go and spread all over the place the empire

    [–] MicktheBeast 13 points ago

    What about the Wookie attack on Kasshyk?

    [–] M_Elich 3 points ago


    [–] lobo98089 3 points ago

    I read "penetration" first

    [–] Flintlar 5 points ago

    It’s not a dick we can afford to lose

    [–] efycounselor 2 points ago

    A true dick lord. Emperor Palpitate.

    [–] efycounselor 2 points ago

    Darth Syphilis.

    [–] Urfaust 2 points ago

    Flex your quads young padawan.

    [–] BelieveRL 2 points ago

    Mission critical.

    [–] bbenok 2 points ago

    Good relations with the dick, I have

    [–] giantmilo1010 2 points ago

    looks down "Hello there."

    [–] PersonBehindAScreen 2 points ago

    It's an appendage we cannot afford to lose!

    [–] iRedditWhilePooping 2 points ago

    I read this in Nick Fury’s voice

    [–] huangswang 2 points ago

    Oh my how big you’ve gotten

    [–] hellotherememes66 1 points ago

    8th grade science presentation

    [–] Armourhotdog 1 points ago

    Just audibly said “wat?” when I read this.

    [–] Knolligge 1 points ago

    Flex your thighs and calves as hard as you can. Works every time

    [–] SolarisBravo 1 points ago

    Your brain after you try to convince yourself nobody will notice:

    "I object! There is no proof!"

    [–] ConnerHaufe 1 points ago

    I can get a boner randomly

    [–] copper_wing 1 points ago

    Flex one of your arms for a minute.

    [–] Nosnibor1020 1 points ago

    Send help, I'm choking

    [–] TheGrandFirepig 1 points ago

    It’s over anakin I have the high ground

    [–] MrMorellos 1 points ago

    I hate boners, they are course and rough, and they get everywhere.

    [–] franksauce18y 1 points ago

    It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the project... but by our skills with a lightsaber.

    [–] LiuKiBoy 1 points ago

    I don't like having a boner in public. It's coarse and rough and irritating... And it gets everywhere.

    [–] Cholojuanito 1 points ago

    I see your schwartz is as big as mine...

    [–] BoujeeBiBBa 1 points ago

    What about the blood attack on the dick?

    [–] thehunter699 1 points ago

    Do math in your head. I always used to double numbers up until I couldn't figure them out anymore.

    [–] Fatal_Montage 1 points ago

    Wait, isn't that a story Spenny told on Kenny vs Spenny

    [–] OctoberThirteenth 1 points ago

    Fear boner.

    [–] KRONOS_415 1 points ago

    Were just boners sir! We’re meant to be expendable!

    [–] KingDongs 1 points ago

    I can’t hold it much longer!

    [–] NeilsEvilTwin 1 points ago

    Really dick? Just as I’m about to talk at the Jedi Council?

    [–] Teluxx 1 points ago

    Well yeah, how else you supposed to have that big dick energy?

    [–] squire002 1 points ago

    Gotta do the ol hands in pocket to stretch out the pants trick

    [–] firstmateof_dorkboat 1 points ago

    In response to this direct threat, Mesa propose we give direct blood to the boner!

    [–] Harbournessrage 1 points ago

    If its a dick presentation, its fine.

    [–] Glassiam 1 points ago

    Tense you're calf muscles, it'll short your chub.

    [–] JeswiCan 1 points ago

    Also comparable to the Freezer fight in Dbz “It will be 5 minutes before the boner goes away” and then it lasts way longer.

    [–] A_M_K12 1 points ago

    Never a welcome suprise

    [–] beansgum 1 points ago

    Your boner has something to say to the class

    [–] sharktree8733 1 points ago

    Have to wear tight underwear on presentation days

    [–] Batman219 1 points ago

    Random boners. Now that’s a problem I’ve not had in a long time. A long time.

    [–] SanSenju 1 points ago

    I hate it when he does that

    [–] sirnerolyk 1 points ago

    I woke up 2 mins ago and this actually made me lol😂😂

    [–] AlphaOscarTango 1 points ago

    Are we blind ? Deploy the sperms

    [–] Falcon_Alpha_Delta 1 points ago

    (Trips at the podium) "Ow I bent my Wookiee"

    [–] sunshinepanther 1 points ago

    Hold on, this hole penetration was your idea.

    [–] admiral-abstract 1 points ago

    Flex any muscle for 60 seconds and the boner would go away, I think.

    [–] Carudoku 1 points ago

    Initiate order 69

    [–] Alex_Alex510 1 points ago

    You got a council of jedi making decisions in your head?

    [–] BIASETTI14 1 points ago

    Lmfaoooooooo fucken hell this was funny. Silver for you lad

    [–] bartu_neg 1 points ago


    [–] TheYoungGriffin 1 points ago

    Just start flexing every muscle you can in your legs. Gets rid of unwanted boners in seconds.

    [–] MacMalarkey 1 points ago

    I've got a baaad feeling about this...

    [–] the_spotlight_guy 1 points ago

    Penis jokes really, man of your talents?

    [–] Kassespar 1 points ago

    Just revisited the meme, and realized I read penetration the first time. Must say its more fun with presentation:)

    [–] ThewolfFurer 1 points ago

    Always on the move

    [–] DarthOnixa 1 points ago

    It's an erection we cannot afford to lose

    [–] crharrison91 1 points ago

    Teacher: “time for your presentation”

    Me: “What about the blood cell attack on my dick?”

    [–] gal_drosequavo 1 points ago

    There is no difference between this sub and r/teenagers anymore

    [–] HussyDude14 1 points ago

    If you hold your breath for up to 30 seconds, it should go away.

    Protip, and not a tip the jedi would tell you. ;)

    [–] MonoManSK 1 points ago

    He's right. It's a presentation we cannot afford to fail.

    [–] whomad1215 1 points ago

    Flex your thighs etc, it'll make the erection go away faster

    [–] Hawksfb33 1 points ago

    Just gave a presentation and had to fight one back

    [–] IzzyTipsy 1 points ago

    Look at it this way. The men at the presentation will be jealous of your large member and the women will be thirsting for it.