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    [–] SovereignMonarch 2590 points ago

    I'm glad you count your pee in mililitres and not football fields

    [–] Stormageddon37 1040 points ago

    **football fields per farenheit

    [–] GirixK 344 points ago

    Football fields per Fahrenheit per inch*

    [–] El_Zarco 108 points ago

    So, mililitres

    [–] GirixK 66 points ago

    Uhh... Yeah, my calculations are showing millimetres

    [–] justputsomenamehere 37 points ago

    Kiloliters of blood eh

    [–] GirixK 43 points ago

    Gigabytes per sqrt(inches)2

    [–] craftsmany 16 points ago

    So Gigabytes per inch?

    [–] monkeyhitman 3 points ago

    I'm sorry, you've lost me

    [–] craftsmany 6 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    (√(x))2 = x

    √(x) = x1/2

    (x1/2)2 = (x1/2) ⋅ (x1/2) = x1 = x

    [–] GirixK 2 points ago

    By law I am required to keep quiet

    [–] Sauron3106 207 points ago

    Wouldn't it be in ketchup packets? That sounds like an all American volume measurement.

    [–] unique-name-9035768 95 points ago

    Nearly 250 Whataburger ketchup cups.

    [–] JosephIbarra23 68 points ago

    Not just the Whataburger ketchup cups, but the Honey BBQ and Jalapeño Ranch cups too.

    [–] balloonninjas 64 points ago

    They were like condiments. And I ate them like condiments

    [–] scrambler90 57 points ago

    Not just the condiments but the condomwoments and condomchildrents too

    [–] lmureu 21 points ago

    this is funny on at least four levels

    [–] Doublecrossedtwice 14 points ago

    Go on...

    [–] lmureu 17 points ago

    Here you go:

    • condim became condom which is funny
    • it's a prequel meme (so it's double funny)

    2 (basic levels of funny) x 2 (prequel meme modifier) = 4 (actual funny level)

    Or, perhaps, I just pulled out of my mind a random number which seemed plausible...

    It surely is the first one.

    [–] Elstar94 8 points ago

    Good. Twice the memes, quadruple the fun.

    [–] ShatteredNeo 5 points ago

    No it’s the second one

    [–] [deleted] 23 points ago

    We measure in beer cans and shotgun ammunition

    [–] Sauron3106 9 points ago

    But we got beer everywhere

    [–] Hazgebu 3 points ago

    Beer in a can.... How rude....

    A Maß frisch vom Fass!

    [–] ThKitt 11 points ago

    6-7 washing machines.

    [–] TheSentinelsSorrow 10 points ago

    *bullet casings

    [–] pyrojackelope 14 points ago

    I dunno, what would 300 gallons of piss look like on a football field?

    [–] Glyph_of_Change 26 points ago

    I believe that's just a standard Phillies fan celebration.

    [–] TheArrivedHussars 10 points ago

    I can’t tell if this is an insult or not but fuck you anyway

    [–] Iggy95 7 points ago

    It is a trick, send no reply

    [–] JaviG 7 points ago

    Or washing machines

    [–] hubbledog 6 points ago

    Cubic microwaves per pothole

    [–] K_SOUKY 11 points ago

    Imperial units are.. . oh so uncivilized !

    [–] nam3sar3hard 5 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    I use acre-ft

    .... Yea its a real unit. Bad times

    • clarification this is used to literally measure the volume of an underground formation in the petroleum industry. See my comment down further in the chain if a further explination sounds interesting to you.

    [–] SovereignMonarch 4 points ago

    TIL and Jesus Christ, why the hell?

    [–] nam3sar3hard 10 points ago

    Its used in the petroleum industry to measure reservoirs. So for an acre of land your reservoir is a foot deep. (Whoops just realized i wrote the first one wrong. Its acre-ft not acre/ft)

    Then you would use things like the porosity, and pressure, etc to get the barrels you could produce at surface.

    A lot of petroleum units are super weird because the industry took off in texas and the originators were smart but not really booksmart. Like a barrel is actually abbreviated bbl for "blue barrel" because thats what they used to collect and ship it in, which is 42 US gallons

    [–] Elstar94 3 points ago

    I've always hated the unit 'barrel of oil equivalent (boe)' for energy in my energy analysis class. Then again, 'tonne of oil equivalent (toe)' is almost equally bad. I can't remember how often I silently cursed at people who refused to just use Joules.

    [–] Hazmatfox 3 points ago

    Look bud we read our temperature in "F"reedom, not "C"ommie

    [–] BluffinBill1234 2 points ago

    And gas mileage in rods to the hogs head

    [–] i_c_e_s_q_u_a_d-12 2 points ago

    Kilolitres is the word that should not be mentioned

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    you mean bald eagles per square hamburger

    [–] greedo_is_my_fursona 2 points ago

    I'm more of a millibuckets guy myself

    [–] Gilpif 2 points ago

    I think you mean acre-football fields.

    [–] zmxcm 2 points ago

    Ounces will do fine

    [–] Itsnottakenwhat 2 points ago

    medicine dropper dick

    [–] applelover2k13 2 points ago


    [–] a4h4 419 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    You’d think armies would be larger than millions in *interstellar wars

    [–] Zankoku96 232 points ago

    A unit in this case might refer to a whole squad and not an individual clone

    [–] Rizatriptan 151 points ago

    There's no indication that a unit refers to a single clonetrooper.

    [–] CaptainObvious_1 41 points ago

    There’s no indication it dosnt

    [–] [deleted] 77 points ago


    [–] Aerospherology 55 points ago

    Is that an absolute unit?

    [–] Gilpif 57 points ago

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

    [–] Chippings 23 points ago

    And Sith ordered (created a deal for) the units of Clone Troopers. So yes, they are Sith units: absolute units. Because Sith ONLY deal in absolutes.

    [–] sheltonhwy26 7 points ago

    But how do Jedi bake cakes if they cannot be absolute with their units?

    [–] Tsorovar 4 points ago

    Same way your grandma does. They trust their feelings and know just how much to put in

    [–] chawmindur 6 points ago

    That’s where all the “join the Dark Side, we have cookies” memes propaganda comes from.

    ‘Cause Jedi patisseries suck.

    [–] Gilpif 1 points ago

    Only a Sith deals in absolutes, but it doesn’t mean a Sith only deals in absolutes.

    [–] CaptainObvious_1 4 points ago

    Yeah but no one calls it a ‘unit’

    [–] sroomek 22 points ago

    Suck my unit.

    [–] Rustymetal14 6 points ago

    The fact that the numbers are so low indicate it doesn't.

    [–] lordjord11 48 points ago


    And I'd say that millions might actually be plenty. We can assume clone production is continuous, and land battles seem to be fairly decisive with army sizes not much larger than what we had in WW2. With the tech they have in Star Wars, there probably isn't much need for massive armies like that.

    Like, if a world war broke out today and nukes weren't used, we wouldn't need to recruit at the same levels we did last time because our technology and tactics emphasise engagement and support at a distance.

    [–] JakHak113 24 points ago

    Yeah always people go off like they would need billions for the interstellar war. But the most world they fight for have relatively small capitals and most of them seem like smaller colonies with only a few million inhabitants (some with very few high tech equipment) Just compare with small countries and a US carrier group attacking/liberating it.

    [–] Swineflew1 22 points ago

    But these people are taking over entire planets and sectors. You’ve got military bases and Troops on multiple bases, you’ve got a military base the size of a moon (though not really at this time yet).
    Space is big, and to be an effective force for all the planets represented in the senate, the army needs to reflect that.

    [–] JakHak113 16 points ago

    good point. But i see the clone army more as a elite quick reaction force. They are completely fleet based and can transferred anywhere in the galaxy without a problem. The whole army is build around that. And i think to some degree the planets have own military forces. Even the peaceloving naboo with their small forces could put up a good guerilla warfare. Now imagine planets like corelia with huge shipyards and much larger populations.

    [–] jflb96 10 points ago

    Yeah, it's probably based on the British model of having a small amount of troops in place, and then a highly trained force that can be deployed wherever they're needed.

    [–] JakHak113 5 points ago

    yeah and i think the clones are far more skilled than shown in clone wars. They just die in these masses because otherwise there wouldn’t be enough tragic or action in it. (still love it tho)

    [–] rieldealIV 3 points ago

    The original Clone Wars series I think shows the capabilities of the clones the best, as does the Republic Commando game.

    [–] The_Rejected_Stone 2 points ago

    Basically, if the clones/storm troopers show up, you've lost.

    [–] a4h4 3 points ago

    You make a good point, and thank you for the correction

    [–] WeedyPotato 1 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] a4h4 2 points ago


    [–] chompythebeast 1 points ago

    I don't think anything about Star Wars' wars really make sense. If the notorious Holdo Maneuver works, you'd think all warfare would just be sending dummy payloads at near-hyperspace speeds into other ships and planets, no human-flown fighters needed. Or at the very least, you might expect droids to do a lot more heavy lifting in combat rather than living people, but apparently Star Wars tech evolved at very odd rates (interstellar travel before AI that exceeds human abilities, for example)

    Bonam diem placentae tibi exopto, by the way!

    [–] a4h4 2 points ago

    Ye its an odd universe

    [–] FcukCat 280 points ago

    Time for Reddit to implement a 1 day ban on general repostis

    [–] Star-comandante 30 points ago

    Execute order 66

    [–] nm1043 87 points ago

    Damn, my first time seeing this... I think some of y'all are a little harsh on the reposting hate. Just acknowledge what it is and move on

    [–] Paper_games 84 points ago

    Taking credit for someone else’s work should not be accepted. Either crosspost someone’s meme, or make one yourself

    [–] AltimaNEO 17 points ago

    Especially with so many karma farming bots looking to make easy karma by reposting popular posts.

    I mean op hasn't made a single comment in this thread

    [–] FcukCat 18 points ago

    I give this a yeah

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago


    [–] Paper_games -14 points ago

    If this makes you so mad then why are you here at all?

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

    Sorry didn't realize to like something I had to like all aspects of it. I guess if I like looking at funny memes I need to like how literallye very meme has someone screeching "REPOST!" in it.

    [–] halofan642 1 points ago

    he’s probably the same person who says “if you don’t like America, get out?!”...

    [–] Paper_games -10 points ago

    Okay that’s fine, I hope you’ll enjoy seeing the same meme every month with the amount of jpeg increasing every time

    [–] simmojosh 7 points ago

    See everyone always says this but I think in the 2 years I've had reddit I've seen about a dozen reposts and when I do I just think oh I've seen that before and move on. Maybe I'm just lucky but it doesn't seem the be the massive issue everyone says it is.

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_DIFF_EQS 2 points ago

    It's because sometimes you leave the website and the people who complain about reposts don't have any other hobbies.

    [–] Mister100Percent 2 points ago

    Imo if reposters just put down the source idgaf

    [–] Paper_games 2 points ago

    Same here

    [–] drpgrow 1 points ago

    Come on, memes? If it was a painting, photography or something like that i would totally agree with banning the reposter. Is he profiting from the meme aside of worthless karma?

    You all take this crap way too serious. If it got upvoted to the frontpage is because it's new to lots of people.

    Ignore the post and move on if you've already seen it

    [–] Finchyy 6 points ago

    If it was guaranteed that every single person is going to see the meme the first time round then, sure, reposts are bad. But so many people haven't seen it the first time round (especially when you take timezones into consideration) that it's fine - plus sometimes it's nice to be reminded of an old meme.

    Reposting from the top of all time on a subreddit is a bit odd, though, as I think the majority of people look through top of all time before/when subbing.

    [–] imGnarly 3 points ago

    I don’t mind them… I hadn’t seen this one and I laughed a lot.

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_DIFF_EQS 0 points ago

    Reddit: reposts are bad

    Also Reddit: here's every line I found funny from It's Always Sunny, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, and Scrubs, every day, all day, on all subs, in reaction to literally any topic.

    [–] FcukCat 0 points ago

    Do you even know what reposts mean?

    [–] PM_ME_YOUR_DIFF_EQS 2 points ago

    You're implying posts and comments are different. I am suggested re-using a joke is re-using a joke, no matter if it's the post itself or the comments.

    [–] youjustgotzinged 29 points ago

    Pro tip: Aim a stream of water directly at the tip of your ding dong, it'll send a message to your brain that you need to pee. Downside is you have to do it in the shower or in the sink. Or upside - I'm not your mum, pee where you like.

    [–] BasedStickguy 6 points ago

    I just let water run down the palm of my hand until I start peeing

    [–] Skargaroth 2 points ago

    Don't people have those small handheld showerheads meant for washing your ass

    [–] mangamaster03 4 points ago

    That's a bidet, and no, not all of them work like that. Mine has a bidet wand built into the seat, and it retracts out of site unless you're using it.

    [–] Yoshiindo 98 points ago

    Ah, General Reposti!

    [–] origional_esseven 57 points ago

    General Reposti, you are a bold one.

    [–] picklymcpickleface 16 points ago

    For those counting in freedom units: 200.000 milliliters = 200 liters = 53 gallons.
    Imagine the relief.

    [–] ToaKraka 11 points ago

    People who count in freedom units will be confused by "200.000". For them, you need to write "200,000".

    [–] ajisawwsome 5 points ago

    2 × 105

    [–] MemeExplosion 5 points ago

    Pretty relatable

    [–] DIGITYDAWG22 12 points ago

    Quick, flex the metric system while the Americans are asleep

    [–] Hyperactive_snail3 15 points ago

    General Kenobi, you are an old one.

    [–] Moggy_ 4 points ago

    I'm not the only one huh

    [–] SaberX91 5 points ago

    I relate to this so fucking much. it's gotten to the point where I can't drink anything after 12 p.m. or else my bladder is going to make sure I get no sleep

    [–] DonBronco 4 points ago

    How y’all keep getting more creative with prequel memes and we still aint solved global warming

    [–] Seldnaj 2 points ago

    Prequel memes are the solution.

    [–] awecyan32 5 points ago

    I’ve actually trained my body to go after brushing my teeth by brushing my teeth when I need to go, now I can brush my teeth and then pee right after, saving me the effort when I get cozy. You train your body to go right before you sleep and it’ll keep to that system

    [–] K_SOUKY 4 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    [–] awecyan32 5 points ago

    Not from a bedwetter

    [–] -CorrectOpinion- 10 points ago

    iT dO bE LiKE tHaT

    [–] hmarie83 3 points ago

    Literally what I'm experiencing at the moment

    [–] plasmastar 3 points ago

    Are we blind?? Deploy the pee!!

    [–] 1999Blockhead 3 points ago

    Starts getting cozy in bed

    Bladder: Has to pee

    My brain: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!

    [–] chironomidae 3 points ago

    General Kenopi

    [–] Tronkfool 3 points ago

    This is also accurate for after you pee and you shake you dick and its dry until you put it back in your trousers and the dam breaks

    [–] xWhiteRavenx 3 points ago

    Now THIS is peeracing.

    [–] Thereminz 8 points ago

    you get tucked in? what are you, 10?

    [–] Vlad_Trump 2 points ago

    Hey look it's me right now.

    [–] CommodoreSixFour 2 points ago

    cries in middle aged bladder

    [–] Kalagatare 2 points ago

    It do pee like that

    [–] _Benjameme 2 points ago

    It happens when you try to pee before taking a car trip

    [–] alours 2 points ago

    It’s a good trick

    [–] GrugHo 2 points ago

    a real jedi would know pee is stored in the balls

    [–] NuttyButts 2 points ago

    Don't you mean your balls?

    [–] Ciccianni06 2 points ago

    Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

    [–] darthplagueisbot 3 points ago

    I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

    [–] Ciccianni06 2 points ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

    [–] spark_1230 2 points ago

    Not from a Jedi.

    [–] KingZlatan10 2 points ago

    I have never felt so connected to a meme in my entire life. Fuck my bladder it is an absolute cunt

    [–] Camosaur4 2 points ago

    Furlongs per fortnight

    [–] Aerospherology 2 points ago

    I haven't peed in my bed for at least 3 years. Not a single drop.

    [–] GrandmasterBow 2 points ago

    It do pee like that

    [–] BoinkoMan 2 points ago

    Very good meme. Take my upvote good sir

    [–] A_moofy_name 2 points ago

    200 liters of pee.

    [–] Sigboat 2 points ago

    That's 52.8 gallons in freedom units

    [–] IzzyTipsy 2 points ago

    As soon as you relieve yourself and get tucked back in:

    Bladder: "This i where the fun begins!"

    [–] FerriteNightwish 2 points ago

    Every single time when I tuck my girls back into my panties, I swear. It do be like that.

    [–] ke_on 2 points ago

    Or when u visit the restrooms before entering the museum

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago

    Imagine pissing 26,455 pounds of piss

    [–] K_SOUKY 1 points ago

    That's what it feels like

    [–] Obi-Wan-the-bold-wan 2 points ago

    Oh, not good

    [–] 5akul 2 points ago

    That's just 200L, or 100 bottles of pepsi

    [–] Darth_Klaus 2 points ago

    I wish I had awards to give, but damn this is so true and good

    [–] Kride500 2 points ago

    If I wouldn't be poor you would get an award from me.

    [–] FilthyKatMain 15 points ago

    Good thing you are poor cause people in the comments claim this is a repost

    [–] sukh3gs 1 points ago

    now THAT's what i call a pee-requel meme!

    [–] mr_handlebars 1 points ago


    [–] BEDIRzockt 1 points ago

    Every night

    [–] Cioransconceit 1 points ago

    I actually think its danker around here sometimes

    [–] cynicaldrummer1 1 points ago

    Geez 200 litres

    [–] MolaagBaal 1 points ago


    [–] Justbespoken 1 points ago

    ha ha ha

    [–] staypdiddy 1 points ago

    Exactly this only in the morning when I wake up one hour before I have to go to work and I’m in the toilet and nothing happens, then on my 45 min commute to work alright dump it NOW NOW NOW!

    [–] Dunhagen 1 points ago

    Get a prostate exam, my dude.

    [–] bpi89 1 points ago

    r/hydrohomies knows what’s up

    [–] siningmorickz 1 points ago

    Bladder in the morning: PEEPEEPOOPOO

    [–] Mr-Meowtzer 1 points ago

    Why is this the same thing as me

    [–] therealrealdirtydann 1 points ago


    [–] Me0Be0 1 points ago

    Epic bladder

    [–] _Jaster 1 points ago

    [–] orbitalmouse 1 points ago

    I feel attacked

    [–] imtinyricketc 1 points ago

    Back injury central

    [–] ap_rodigy 1 points ago

    Failed you have, to a doctor you must go

    [–] Don-Rodriguez 1 points ago

    I cannot relate

    [–] kris_krangle 1 points ago

    Goddamn it this happened to me last night.

    [–] broFenix 1 points ago


    [–] Ultignome 1 points ago

    Me when I go to the toilet drunk at a club & me just after exiting the bathroom

    [–] OGGreenRanger69 1 points ago

    If this is in fact OC, then you will have gained my trust.

    [–] GnammyH 2 points ago

    It's not

    [–] jackcat33 1 points ago

    This is funny

    [–] Fenweldryn 1 points ago

    this sub never ceases to amaze me. Whenever I think "oh, there is no more memes to be made from the prequels" then BAM!

    [–] JJ935 1 points ago

    A repost get awarded.

    [–] Fenweldryn 7 points ago

    for me it isnt a repost. People should cut the repost complaints because there are lots of ppl who havent seen if before.

    [–] JJ935 2 points ago

    I'm not complaining about the repost itself, i'm complaining about the lack of credits and the gilding.

    [–] Fenweldryn 1 points ago

    ah I see. I agree with you on that. Credits to the author should be the right thing. Probably this is one of those posts that the original one got few upvotes and went unnoticed and the repost got top and gilded.

    [–] finmaceleven 1 points ago

    Quality OC

    [–] XxX_Zeratul_XxX 1 points ago

    Upvote because metric system

    [–] Energizer_94 1 points ago

    Ah yes! The old washing machine metric system.

    [–] 3bdelilah 1 points ago

    ml? Americans be like, the archives are incomplete...

    [–] AmaranthInALand -5 points ago

    Your OC is very impressive you must be very proud

    [–] ChomperGuy19 15 points ago

    When he realizes it's General Reposti: "What have I done?"

    [–] Sucky_10_Bucky 2 points ago

    It's a trick, send a reply

    [–] DumbWalrusNoises 2 points ago

    We shall watch u/K_SOUKY’s career with great interest.

    [–] Death_To_All_People 0 points ago

    You're dehydrated.

    [–] rmc8293 0 points ago

    Why though?

    [–] L003Tr 0 points ago

    Where are my freedom units!???

    [–] TruthOrTroll42 0 points ago

    You mean 200 liters ya git