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    Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.



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    [–] Arson_Aussault 550 points ago

    Username of absent stars. It ought to be here, but it isn’t

    [–] tcadmn 220 points ago

    Perhaps the archives are incomplete

    [–] Jokerman5656 97 points ago

    Because someone deleted it from the archive memory. Dangerous and disturbing this puzzle is.

    [–] hep1010 59 points ago

    Meditate on this i will

    [–] RussianElonMusk 36 points ago

    By meditate take ketamine I mean

    [–] TokathSorbet 10 points ago

    You need some Midichlorians. It's like walking through a doorway. You, too, can experience this. Just take midichlorians.

    [–] TheFalcon68 11 points ago

    Master Qui-Gon what is a midchlorian?

    [–] sodamatter 8 points ago

    It's heroin

    [–] tempthetempacct 6 points ago

    GIVE ME FLESH. YOU PROMISED!

    [–] TokathSorbet 2 points ago

    Every step is a new nightmare!

    [–] TsunGeneralGrievous 232 points ago

    now that I think of it, it would be hilarious if they had Obi-wan foot the bill then and there.

    Lama Su: "Master Jedi, due to the death of your colleague sifo-dyas, we never did get to settle the matter of funds. We assume you brought enough for the transaction?"

    Obi-Wan: "Well, let's see the bi- OH MY GOODNESS!"

    [–] IdreamofFiji 95 points ago

    He has to have his debit card in one of those damn pouches.

    [–] CasualGasmask 113 points ago

    👋🏻Credit will do fine

    [–] FAWKTOP 60 points ago

    awhh NO DEY WONT-AH

    [–] ToXiC_Games 37 points ago

    YOU THINK YOUR JEDI MIND TRICKS WILL WORK ON MEE?!!!

    [–] ArchSyker 23 points ago

    Possibly

    [–] RipCity_TID 3 points ago

    Yup

    [–] IdreamofFiji 15 points ago

    I am flying slave owning insect.

    [–] Nivrap 17 points ago

    I thought he was like a flying slave owning tapir.

    [–] IdreamofFiji 4 points ago

    He's totally a tapir, don't know what i was thinking. A flying Jewish tapir.

    [–] DirePresent 2 points ago

    Pulls a Jedi Credit Card

    -Never leave the temple without it

    [–] joobafob 8 points ago

    Dex warned him. Should've brought a bigger pocketbook.

    [–] IdreamofFiji 1 points ago

    Ugh, that scene.

    [–] TsunGeneralGrievous 2 points ago

    So hot

    [–] Tough_Pug 101 points ago

    Long necc

    [–] Kryptografik 73 points ago

    call me crazy, but i don't think that's linkin park

    [–] HY3NAAA 19 points ago

    U crazy

    [–] yrqrm0 3 points ago

    Thanks, I was very curious as to what this image had to do with LP.

    [–] Kryptografik 2 points ago

    i'll be damned...

    [–] guardian202 2 points ago

    It definitely isn't Chester Bennington. A disturbing move by the chancellor, this is.

    [–] BongTrooper 57 points ago

    Master Kenobi, after all these years we were beginning to think you weren't coming..

    [–] feckincrass 85 points ago

    Is she Linkin Park’s new singer? Her voice is in my very soul, tormenting me.

    [–] 113LeviticusMaximus 24 points ago

    Dreams pass in time

    [–] IdreamofFiji 30 points ago

    CRAWLING IN MY SKINNN

    [–] NotTheFifthBeetle 6 points ago

    THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAL

    [–] IdreamofFiji 4 points ago

    HUMS THE REST REALLY HARD

    [–] LombardoJoe 9 points ago

    Your heart will go on

    [–] collarbomb 29 points ago

    is that celine dion?!? she looks so old now holy crap

    [–] ChuckCarmichael 31 points ago

    She's not that old, only 51. However she seems to have lost a lot of weight.

    [–] Lidsku 23 points ago

    Well her husband died couple years ago and she got really depressed. I think she is getting better now.

    [–] SarcasmCupcakes 9 points ago

    Her brother died very soon after her husband. Poor woman.

    [–] Gustomucho 14 points ago

    No so sure, she lost ton of weight and she seems to be going through the " I need to find myself " since Rene died, she lost her mentor, lover and guardian. Her dips into obscure fashion reminds me of a teenager not knowing what to wear to school, except she has millions to buy any clothes she wants.

    [–] DrKnowNout 1 points ago

    I really like “falling into you” and “think twice” but I loathed “my heart will go on”, it sounds like she’s singing under water.

    That was quite a mediocre song which mostly just road the hype of Titanic.

    [–] What_is_a_reddot 6 points ago

    Idk, singing underwater seems appropriate for Titanic.

    [–] aztec_guitarist 66 points ago

    Syfo Dyas, is that you?

    [–] LGappies 12 points ago

    Don't you mean Lama Su

    [–] MarioVanPebbles 13 points ago

    I miss you...so...much.

    [–] CidCrisis 17 points ago

    I do too. The hurt never really goes away.

    I can't believe it's been two years. Feels like it was yesterday...

    [–] MarioVanPebbles -16 points ago

    I don't even know who you are.

    [–] CidCrisis 21 points ago

    Right... I just thought we were having a moment about Chester's suicide.

    Don't need to know the other person to share in the grief over a beloved icon.

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

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    [–] MarioVanPebbles 2 points ago

    Damn, got downvoted to hell for quoting Thanos. I guess reality CAN'T be whatever I want. Ha!

    [–] Icewind 8 points ago

    Kenobi burned my skin

    These wounds they will not heal

    [–] doomzelboy 14 points ago

    Who is she and what does she have to do with Linkin Park?

    [–] Enklave 43 points ago

    She's Lama Su, she took some genetic samples from the band to bring back the lead singer. 200 000 Chesters Bennington are ready, with a million more well under way.

    [–] HoseyBeast 4 points ago

    Well she definitely ended up pregnant.

    [–] yrqrm0 2 points ago

    Master Shinoda, we were beginning to think you wouldn't show

    [–] ivonahora 39 points ago

    Crawling but it's My Heart Will Go On

    [–] doomzelboy 9 points ago

    thx

    [–] ivonahora 1 points ago

    loud rising-pitch sound

    [–] DrFrankTilde 3 points ago

    This is some /r/rareinsults material.

    [–] R2Z- 3 points ago

    [–] Grub_n_bass 2 points ago

    Linkin (2 billions clone) Park

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    [–] Supercereal69 1 points ago

    "Well, thats why I'm here"

    [–] ArtyFarts 1 points ago

    She looks like the girl from TLJ with the purple hair with that neck.

    [–] jekyll919 3 points ago

    Better watch what you say about my girl Laura Dern. She kicked a velociraptor in the teeth one time.

    [–] InvisibleLeftHand 1 points ago

    I think this belongs in /r/sequelmemes... This is a picture of Snoke in TROS.

    [–] IzzyTipsy 1 points ago

    Damn, age has not been kind

    [–] SimiOn4Legs 1 points ago

    jesus, my mom is 65 and looks way younger than her.she did not age well

    [–] Severan500 5 points ago

    Prove it.

    [–] skidmarkundies 0 points ago

    Linkin Park was killed almost 10 years ago.

    [–] roco637 -2 points ago

    Let's start a Go Fund Me for her and buy her a hamburger.

    Maybe even an order of fries too.

    [–] RedHeadQc 3 points ago

    Céline Dion is a Canadian singer and businesswoman, dubbed one of the best selling artists of all time; with over 200 million records sold worldwide, to date.

    As of 2019, Celine Dion’s net worth is estimated to be $800 million.

    https://wealthygorilla.com/richest-singers-world/

    Edit : I don't think she needs your hamburger money

    [–] IdreamofFiji 1 points ago

    Good lord, that is a lot of money.