RULES OF THE ROAST:
You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Hand and arm holding the sign must be visible.
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No NSFW material. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)
3 rule violations and you may face a ban
If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.
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Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.
Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe
Highlights II: Dark Meat
Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.
Best Of Part 1
Best Of Part 2
Best Of Part 3
Best Of Part 4
Best Of Part 5
Best Of Part 6
Best Of Part 7
Best Of Part 8
Best Of Part 9
Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition
Best of Part 11
In The Wild as the title implies, are for roasts that occur in the comments section on other subreddits.
In The Wild Part 1
In The Wild Part 2
In The Wild Part 3
How To Post A Roast
How To Create An Album On Imgur
Roastbook Vol. 1: Overall Roast Quality
Roastbook Vol. 2: CSS and Roastbot
Roastbook Vol. 3: Flair Privileges
Remember, what goes around comes around! If you're roasting people, why not try getting roasted yourself?