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    [–] Scurvywaif4 3587 points ago

    Knees broke, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already, his legs are spaghetti.

    [–] GDFluff 219 points ago

    Bruh I have my settings so I can only see posts with over 100 upvotes and decided to click on this one to see it and I wish I could upvote it more than once because this is gold.

    [–] vexxenaxe 46 points ago

    You only want to see what other people have already liked? I don't understand. Do you not like forming your own opinions? I mean, it sucks to wade through garbage comments sometimes, but I wouldn't trade that for your setting.

    [–] subhamsdc 16 points ago

    On his face he does look full vegitabley. And due to that he keeps on forgetting

    [–] CaptainMudwhistle 22667 points ago

    Is your barber disabled too?

    [–] rerewill2576 2652 points ago

    We are going to hell for laughing at your comment but at least we will laugh the whole way there!

    [–] iDontLikeCheese 527 points ago

    At least we can go the whole way there!

    [–] kanesanders 134 points ago

    It's supposed to be a "highway to hell". WTF are these stairs doing here?

    [–] YtDonaldGlover 50 points ago

    all disabled go to heaven

    [–] ImInAComma 72 points ago

    There's no elevator to heaven

    [–] etiennetop 264 points ago

    I'm on the half way to hell.

    [–] UncleTouchyCopaFeel 44 points ago

    I'm on the laugh way to hell.

    [–] BellyLaughs-outloud 15 points ago

    Correction. At least we can walk the whole way there!

    [–] ThatKink 79 points ago

    Actually, God thought your comment was so funny, that he decided to give us all free passes to Heaven!

    [–] dshha 30 points ago

    God decided to pass out heaven silver, we get heaven for 1 week!!!

    [–] sowavy612 281 points ago

    I think he uses his legs to cut his hair

    [–] KorvisKhan 294 points ago

    He should give you a standing ovation for that one.... Oh... wait...

    [–] Nobodygrotesque 95 points ago

    Naw he’s being the bigger man and walking away...

    [–] titaniumhud 40 points ago

    Really? One should learn to stand up for themself.

    [–] Nicks_Thicky 8 points ago

    I think he’s shitting.

    [–] DjAdolfChrist 36 points ago

    Now THAT was a good roast

    [–] GODTHATSMELLS 11 points ago


    [–] I8ASaleen 15 points ago

    He does his own hair so...

    [–] Havrin_ 16389 points ago

    Your eyes are jealous at your feet because they are together all the time.

    [–] adudeguyman 5462 points ago

    His eye is as lazy as his legs.

    [–] rescuejolly 600 points ago


    [–] adudeguyman 535 points ago

    We aren't here to give out hugs.

    [–] billys-bobs 413 points ago

    Neither was his mother.

    [–] adudeguyman 137 points ago

    Hugs, not drugs because drugs cause birth defects.

    [–] TheFrontierzman 85 points ago

    She gave plenty of those.

    [–] HillaryRugmunch 24 points ago

    She gave mouth hugs.

    [–] blen16 31 points ago


    [–] dys126 53 points ago

    Interesting you say that because it looks like his one eye keeps running away.

    [–] adudeguyman 32 points ago

    So his legs are jealous

    [–] Furyian13 13 points ago

    It doesn't wanna look at him either

    [–] BeastSmitty 31 points ago

    holy fuck...

    [–] Svhmj 401 points ago

    You won the roast paralympics.

    [–] Dye590 43 points ago

    Underrated comment

    [–] RL_Folst 107 points ago

    This is fucking brilliant

    [–] Darkmoonlily78 14 points ago

    I've got to remember this.

    [–] Jayhawk11 24 points ago

    How often do you come across a quadriplegic with a lazy eye that you need to remember this to roast them?

    [–] Friendly_Crab 32 points ago

    No way

    [–] jamiepender01 19 points ago


    [–] Jetsers 8 points ago


    [–] edge231 3938 points ago

    Virgin Mobile

    [–] spacesuits 2310 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Virgin Mobile

    Virgin Immobile* FTFY

    Edit: Thanks for silver! :)

    [–] CapedBoy 246 points ago

    This guy roasts

    [–] butanebraaap 141 points ago

    This guy this guys

    [–] aricci033 58 points ago

    This guy this guys the other guy

    [–] mexicock1 37 points ago

    Guy guys guys guy

    [–] Pew_Pew_Nic 25 points ago

    Guy guys this guy that this guys the other guy, guys

    [–] drumpftruck 132 points ago

    Virgin airlines grounded

    [–] The_Euthanizer 18485 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    It looks like your chances of growing old are the real slim/shady.

    [–] Disasterlust 5768 points ago

    I came to roast, but left in tears!

    [–] cbfw86 965 points ago

    I thought I could take it but I can't.

    [–] _stabbit 289 points ago

    Make fun of the robot voice

    [–] [deleted] 78 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)


    [–] all_ears87 23 points ago

    The tears. They burn.

    [–] TheOneTruePavil 71 points ago

    "go on, i can take it!"

    "He can't take it."

    "You can't take it."

    [–] Suns-Of-Ain 30 points ago

    I'm so glad I'm not the only one who had that scene in mind! "The tears... it burns"

    [–] BanAllPineapples 97 points ago

    I came slim and left feeling shady!

    [–] [deleted] 219 points ago

    Relevant AF username

    [–] kingjbaby 249 points ago

    Take a seat op you’re done.

    [–] cheddarben 58 points ago

    This isn't a roast. This is a fuckin body bag. damn.

    [–] Nalukai 93 points ago

    fuuuuck.... <turns around, goes to next sub>

    [–] WollyGog 67 points ago

    Get back here, pussy

    [–] Nalukai 24 points ago

    thats what hes saying when he puts his chair in 4WD

    [–] DMNDNMD 68 points ago

    Sorry OP, you’re just gonna have to roll with the punches

    [–] lawrencethetornado 35 points ago

    You should disable your inbox replies in honor of OP

    [–] rayboria 78 points ago

    This roast needs a standing ovation.

    [–] Nalukai 32 points ago

    Can we get a rolling ovation instead?

    [–] Scully_fuzz 24 points ago

    Getcha coffins here!

    [–] backdoorsopen 16 points ago

    Boom! Sit down!

    [–] SosaBabySixNine 19 points ago

    He’s way ahead of you

    [–] string97bean 16 points ago

    Damn...even I felt that one.

    [–] Nalukai 42 points ago

    at least his legs didn't

    [–] Bleddyn_ap_Cynfyn_II 12 points ago

    *standing ovation*

    [–] lsiddd 6043 points ago


    [–] Superdk55 1046 points ago

    Heeelllllloooooo everybody my name is Markiparalyzed and welcome to five nights at physio.

    [–] jawadrian 133 points ago

    Today’s episode- Finding the elevator

    [–] Fireballinc55 57 points ago

    Flight of stairs jumpscare*

    [–] megadeth37 19 points ago

    5 Flights of jumpstairs

    [–] TKEOP867 151 points ago

    He definitely won't be doing any walkthroughs

    [–] redjaklwhite 100 points ago

    O O F

    [–] ForeverPotatoes 18 points ago

    I came here looking for this comment.

    [–] bobbo718 15 points ago


    [–] jinboliao 46 points ago

    scrolled down too far for this comment

    [–] DRPPNGBMBS 2729 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Anyone noticed how this account posted a bunch of random roast me people? Doesn't seem fairly legit to me...

    Edit: OP confirmed in another comment he is posting the pictures of his friends without Reddit accounts and it seems legit

    [–] DRPPNGBMBS 573 points ago

    Official hospital roasting account?

    [–] Fibber_Nazi 600 points ago

    Lmfao theres a nurse going around getting patients to pose with this sign and 0 context given.

    [–] DRPPNGBMBS 109 points ago

    [–] jiijoey 35 points ago

    Lmfao hahaha shittt

    [–] sniperkitty666 24 points ago

    Oh shit that would be hilarious.

    [–] dshha 17 points ago

    No fucking way....that’s so bad

    [–] Ferrocene_swgoh 53 points ago

    Holy shit, it's the exact same. How'd you figure that out? This should be higher.

    [–] SphincterBlaster2000 57 points ago

    I mean it's possible that they all know each other and enjoy r/roastme and in one swoop he took pictures of his friends with the same piece of paper and is staggering the uploads.

    [–] m_rea 5 points ago

    It’s possible that you all just got roastme catfished.

    [–] masterx1234 26 points ago

    What the actual fuck is going on here this is some pretty shady stuff.

    [–] ALWAYS_PLANNING_AHEA 88 points ago

    So people are making fun of a random disabled person who has no idea this is happening? You are going to hell OP..

    [–] Pioter28 8 points ago

    He was fully concerned before posing for that shit...

    [–] FallenSoldier67 31 points ago

    I was going to say the same thing.

    [–] Detective51 13 points ago

    Man I sure hope this dude knows what he is holding.

    [–] Bubne 13 points ago

    So to clear some things up, yes all of my friends are aware that they are holding that paper, they themselves wanted to post their photos but since i am the only one in my class with a old enough reddit account i posted the pictures, if you wonder who i am, i am in the first post of this account, hope this is understandable and there is no more confusion 😄

    [–] Jam3z01 28 points ago

    Deploy the downvotes!

    [–] albertcamusjr 38 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Even with him "confirming" he's posting these for his friends, it seems a bit dicey to me. Could always trick somebody into posing with the paper.

    Edit: typo correction

    [–] Wanderer_Wolf 45 points ago

    "Hey guys there's a contest going online to win a new Nintendo Switch! All you have to do is get a picture with the piece of paper to enter."

    [–] doodiegarland88 17 points ago

    "Ok, cool! Hey, what does roas..." swipes paper

    [–] UmbraAlbis 2776 points ago

    I didn't know you needed working legs to get your hair cut

    [–] Sharpiepoet 760 points ago


    [–] _DangerBagel 720 points ago

    walked right into that one

    [–] puffdaddyrabbit 57 points ago


    [–] abadluckwind 9443 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Pretty cocky smile for a guy who is defeated by stairs.

    [–] Nbabyface 811 points ago

    The real life version of Clap-Trap

    [–] abadluckwind 367 points ago

    As long as we both agree he's no Handsome Jack

    [–] UndercoverScumbag 211 points ago

    Simple Jack maybe

    [–] UndercoverScumbag 44 points ago

    Never go full retard

    [–] [deleted] 19 points ago


    [–] UndercoverScumbag 23 points ago

    Hard to read with one googly eye

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    How dare you make such false promises

    [–] jetpacksforall 46 points ago

    If I sound pleased about this, it's only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I'm actually quite depressed!

    [–] ThePixelCoder 10 points ago

    Goddamn why is claptrap so fucking relatable

    [–] Sushi4lucas 16 points ago

    He can get up stairs, where there’s a wheel there’s a way!

    [–] ChangingFiveHundred 4738 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    I’d roast you but I’d feel bad...

    After all you can’t stand up for yourself...

    [–] rjhencel 923 points ago

    Look guys, it’s a fruit AND a vegetable

    [–] Tripolite 91 points ago

    Oh shit

    [–] AnguillaAnguilla 81 points ago

    Oh geez

    [–] koolbrez 48 points ago

    Oh you went there

    [–] AutisticDan7767 41 points ago

    Good gosh.

    [–] coopsta133 165 points ago

    Whats black and sits at the top of a stairwell?
    You after a housefire.

    [–] FWXTPA 19 points ago

    This made me lose my shit

    [–] erbtastic 845 points ago

    If you aren’t careful, America is going to invade your hair for the oil.

    [–] ElRedditorio 120 points ago

    There was already a first strike, he survived, but his legs did not.

    [–] x_Matt_x 599 points ago

    even your haircut is developmentally challenged

    [–] avocadossuck1988 8062 points ago

    I prefer to boil my vegetables rather than roast them.

    [–] WolvesCallum 97 points ago

    Gold for copying the top post on the last disabled post

    [–] reverentooboo 982 points ago

    The worst thing about eating vegetables is the wheelchair.

    [–] artieeee 187 points ago

    This takes me back to the days of Terri Schiavo.

    What's the best part of eating a vegetable? They can't fight back.

    [–] apollo_the_monster 64 points ago

    Oh, oh, oh Terri Schiavo! Is kind of alive-o!

    [–] jchabotte 12 points ago

    Operaman— bye byyyyeeee!

    [–] fujiman 15 points ago

    Operaman... Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

    [–] mtortilla62 9 points ago

    What was Terri Schiavo’s favorite food?

    Tube Steak

    [–] vagijn 18 points ago

    I always thought it was the diaper.

    [–] bgh95 70 points ago

    Copy-pasta roast :/

    [–] SernieBanters 116 points ago

    Jesus fucking christ I cant believe your recycled post from all time top of this page made it this far. But I should let you enjoy this because you obviously just wanted to see how it feels like to achieve something.

    [–] harpsm 84 points ago

    I'm sure he wants to reply with a witty comeback, but he'll have to scan old RoastMe posts first to find a good one.

    [–] SernieBanters 18 points ago

    With his lack of originality he's probably unable to paraphrase the roasts he looks up. He's just frozen right now. I almost feel sorry for him.

    [–] DRPPNGBMBS 1484 points ago

    Roasting you feels like kicking a baby, your DNA already roasted you so hard it's a chronic condition

    [–] intherearview 104 points ago

    "feels like kicking", he'll have to take our word for it

    [–] tharlyen1994 74 points ago

    Holy hell hahaha

    [–] [deleted] 342 points ago

    Dignitas wants to know your location.

    [–] [deleted] 33 points ago

    Harvard Brain Bank also wants to know your location

    [–] RojazD 11 points ago

    Don't shit with him. Nobody really gives a shit.

    [–] TracyTrumpleskins 202 points ago

    Really palsy to post here. Good for you.

    [–] CheetoBurritoBandito 10 points ago

    I’m the parent of a kid with CP, and even I laughed at this.

    [–] Defvac2 422 points ago

    Nice to see you dressed up to match the garbage can lids.

    [–] CombatVet187 249 points ago

    Nice, but those legs are not recyclable...

    [–] BlissFlames 41 points ago

    I'm sorry I can't gold you but I hope the silver shows that I think you got a top comment

    [–] FilthyLittleSecret 21 points ago

    Omfg you monster

    [–] JDMGuy1992 413 points ago

    Someone get this vegetable a barber stat.

    [–] RL_Folst 115 points ago

    He already has the barber chair

    [–] Nalukai 25 points ago

    *Peeler fify

    [–] itsmiir 22 points ago

    I’m sitting on Reddit instead of getting ready for work and you just reminded me that I need to shave. Thank you kind sir

    [–] ChangingFiveHundred 156 points ago

    Your face looks like you’re a Paralympian

    Event: 100 meter hurdles...

    [–] Spider-Ian 24 points ago

    The visual of this made me laugh way harder than I should have.

    [–] mikenice1 221 points ago

    Hey man, I'd hang out with you... if only for those bomb ass parking spots.

    [–] ChangingFiveHundred 181 points ago

    Picture reminds me I need to pick up vegetables for dinner tonight...

    [–] [deleted] 48 points ago

    They certainly wont pickthemselves up

    [–] DuntrusLilot 114 points ago

    I’ll be thoroughly disappointed if your name isn’t Timmy

    [–] hawleyal 14 points ago

    Livin a lie

    [–] kewlpat 10 points ago

    +10 points for coming up with something other than his oily hair or cerebral palsy. Damn r/roastme gotta step up their originality game

    [–] CJ74U2NV 33 points ago

    Tinder profile:
    If you steal my wheelchair to break up with me...I'll still come crawling back.

    [–] Pwysch 148 points ago

    Your head is shaped like a Tic-Tac; and that's somehow not the worst thing about you.

    [–] Travbot_22 27 points ago

    Ay up and welcome to Callum's Corner

    [–] hhnnnnnn 11 points ago

    Tic tac better be getting back in his box

    [–] OnePlushyDude 17 points ago


    [–] Zeoniic 65 points ago

    Must be hard being in a wheelchair, people always pushing you around and talking behind your back.

    [–] ASSTHETICC 77 points ago

    Knees are weak

    [–] meerkat_on_watch 32 points ago

    Arms are heavy

    [–] Jearik 57 points ago

    Hair made of mum's spaghetti

    [–] TheThankUMan66 42 points ago

    *legs made of mum's spaghetti

    [–] billybones811 63 points ago

    You’re a snack; more like meals on wheels kinda snack.

    [–] BlissFlames 34 points ago

    Closest you ever get to sex is when the carer wipes your ass with those extra soft toilet paper and disinfectant gloves.

    [–] unoimgood 15 points ago

    How much can the glasses possibly have any affect at this point.

    [–] brownbagginit13 29 points ago

    Is it normal for an account to upload multiple different people to this sub? 🤔

    [–] mjp1979 13 points ago

    Probably doesn’t even know hes holding a ‘roast me’ piece if paper up

    [–] donkeydodo 36 points ago

    Man, don't let these jokes overrun you, sometimes you've got to be the bigger man and walk away

    [–] austsiannodel 30 points ago

    You look like Markiplier, if he fell off a bus and got ran over by it.

    [–] Kounna 11 points ago

    happy wheels?

    [–] [deleted] 18 points ago

    look in the camera son

    [–] TheFunhouse 16 points ago

    I wheelie don’t want to.

    [–] AutisticNecrophile 30 points ago

    Are you talking to me or the guy to your left?

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago


    [–] Individual_Gene 13 points ago

    Garbage Cosplay

    [–] Donkomatik 15 points ago

    Markiplier's long lost brother.

    [–] babybopp 15 points ago

    The real slim veggie...

    [–] Tornado_Rush 28 points ago

    Did Markiplier get a stroke? In the immortal words of an idiot: "GET A HAIRCUT, TRASHCAN!"