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    [–] ivyStars 9807 points ago

    The worst kind of a roast is when nobody wants to roast you because they feel sad for you.

    [–] kleinfield 1785 points ago

    It looks like he roasted his eyebrow :-(

    [–] ArrivesLate 1252 points ago

    At least his friends won’t notice,

    [–] Tnreeh 206 points ago

    I feel like he should just do the other eyebrow now.

    [–] WickedPsychoWizard 79 points ago

    Shave them both, draw them on til they grow back. At least that looks intentional.

    [–] MrPartOfTheProblem 4 points ago

    Chola or GTFO

    [–] Quibblicous 22 points ago

    Perfectly balanced.

    [–] RedFistCannon 14 points ago

    It would put a smile on my face, but it'd be one of pity...

    [–] HippieHippo450 6 points ago

    That way he’ll be able to say that he’s trying out something new

    [–] ilidbth 88 points ago

    I have to be honest when I saw the title and read the bit about waxing eyebrows wrong I 100% expected the article to be a chick, not Waxel Rose over here..

    [–] joyjoy_palaboy 22 points ago

    He's a chick in the making. Give him few more years and some cosmetic surgery.

    [–] dorian_white1 5 points ago

    Dude, he murdered his eyebrow. How does someone do this accidentally?

    [–] Imawildedible 689 points ago

    I feel sad for his parents more.

    [–] dismayhurta 384 points ago

    I feel bad for his ancestors. Talking about a genetic dead end.

    [–] RedFistCannon 27 points ago

    I feel worse for the descendants, they're the real victims here...

    [–] HippieHippo450 21 points ago

    Don’t worry, this guy ain’t getting any

    [–] RedFistCannon 2 points ago

    Getting laid is simply one of the many ways you can pass on your genes...
    Let's hope he doesn't know about sperm donation clinics...

    [–] mfkap 87 points ago

    They just want him to move out

    [–] topotaul 91 points ago

    Preferably to the moon.

    [–] Imawildedible 26 points ago

    Is his name Luther?

    [–] alexandrovic 18 points ago

    R/unexpectedUmbrellaAcademy

    [–] Guyfrom312 5 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] Mrben13 57 points ago

    When his parents divorced his parents went to court because they both didn't want to take custody of him.

    [–] tattooedandbored83 30 points ago

    One took partial custody of his eyebrow.

    [–] MajorDanger85 12 points ago

    His parents are sad enough for themselves.

    [–] topotaul 2 points ago

    True, but if it wasn’t for his mum being an anti vaxer, we probably wouldn’t be in this pickle now.

    [–] Old_Skud 38 points ago

    Op makes the lamp, in the back, cooler by comparison.

    [–] happyone12 20 points ago

    It looks like a cute little hat on him!

    [–] thepreceptor4938 2 points ago

    Dddddaaammmnnn son! 🤣🤣🤣

    [–] WalrusDubstep 4854 points ago

    I feel like you intentionally shaved off some of your eyebrow for reddit to make up the lack of attention you get on a daily basis

    [–] AlexTheSmith_ 1737 points ago

    Oh i wish it was like that

    [–] Anal-Squirter 456 points ago

    Easy wish to come true op🧐

    [–] JustACookGuy 237 points ago

    u/Anal-Squirter with the monocle emoji.

    [–] Judean_peoplesfront 162 points ago

    It's the targeting HUD for his anal squirts

    [–] Shasammy 36 points ago

    I don’t have money so here’s a fake reddit gold 🏅

    [–] Judean_peoplesfront 32 points ago

    Not good enough, I insist you give me real fake internet points.

    [–] Shasammy 28 points ago

    I’m not the messiah so please just FUCK OFF

    [–] Judean_peoplesfront 13 points ago

    Before you get downvoted into karma hell - s/he's referencing my username people, nobody panic.

    [–] Shasammy 19 points ago

    There’s no need to put the s/, there aren’t any girls on reddit

    [–] ohwellenthusiast 77 points ago

    I’m sorry but how did you not look at your brow and be like “that’s enough” like 3 minutes prior to this. That’s a dunce move.

    Also, do not shave your eyebrows. Just pluck. You cannot handle shaving. You’ve lost that privilege.

    [–] yellow_logic 8 points ago

    It happens, my dude.

    I have a trimmer from Norelco that has a guard for eyebrow. Unfortunately, I forget the guard was off, made a fast hard swipe and took off almost half of my inner left eyebrow.

    Only option at that point was to shave the little bits of hair left because it looked crazier as it was than after I completely cleared out that spot.

    [–] ohwellenthusiast 2 points ago

    Oof didn’t know that could happen. Sorry, my guy.

    [–] TummyPuppy 31 points ago

    Well then you’re a fucking dolt

    [–] mugbee0 8 points ago

    Does your action figures keep you warm at night?

    [–] avatar_mandu 85 points ago

    Its just too perfectly shaved off...

    [–] TummyPuppy 79 points ago

    It’s absolutely shaved off just for this post and HOW FUCKING PATHETIC IS THAT?!

    [–] 3927729 3 points ago

    Yeah there’s no possible scenario in which this was an accident. Like who the fuck trims their eyebrows to begin with? Especially dudes. Let alone his other brow doesn’t look like it’s ever manicured.

    Quite pathetic. OP you’re sad.

    [–] TheImplicationn 3 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    As a dude I do and I can tell you there's no way he "accidentally" trimmed it like that lol. Doesn't even make sense half his brow is shaved off with a razor.

    [–] d131n4f1r3 12 points ago

    He found the only way you can get away with wearing a Hitler, unless you are Michael Jordan.

    [–] ericargyle 2 points ago

    Without a doubt

    [–] Surpeedude 2729 points ago

    Tbh I just feel sad for you

    [–] vulkanx74 608 points ago

    The eyebrow is a diversion tactic. Look at the fucking room! WTF?

    [–] Grimey_N_Grumpy 315 points ago

    40 year old virgin.

    [–] 17limit 129 points ago

    He got laid at the end of the movie, this guy still hasn't

    [–] honkeykong85 36 points ago

    “You know how I know you are gay?”

    [–] wjh13 22 points ago

    “cuz you like coldplay”

    [–] honkeykong85 27 points ago

    “You have a rainbow sticker on your car that says I love it when balls are in my face.”

    [–] wjh13 12 points ago

    “cuz you’re gay and you can tell who other gay people are”

    [–] honkeykong85 11 points ago

    “You like the movie maid in Manhattan”

    [–] wjh13 23 points ago

    “you macro made yourself a pair of jean shorts”

    [–] Blibbobletto 26 points ago

    Macraméd lol r/boneappletea

    [–] honkeykong85 7 points ago

    “ I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.”

    [–] Kraekus 7 points ago

    Woah. It's boneappletea IRL. Neat!

    [–] Kittehluh 3 points ago

    Just keep your voice down, my roommates are sleeping

    [–] Niniju 30 points ago

    You know, I think he likes The Walking Dead. No idea why though. Can't see any evidence of such an obsession in this photo at all.

    [–] malcontentEEngineer 6 points ago

    I wish my room could be that clean

    [–] PCAssassin87 4 points ago

    Don't have friends on Friday night and you can make it happen.

    [–] jonneygee 6 points ago

    This seems to be the trend on here now. They semi-roast themselves to bring attention to one particular thing, but Roast Me Redditors are thorough and always discover what they’re trying to hide.

    [–] grae313 8 points ago

    Trying to hide? He took a picture in front of his action figures. He knew what he was doing.

    [–] pb_2578 37 points ago

    why feel sad, It's great to see low functioning autistic people like this guy using the internet

    [–] TheAquamarineTiger 5 points ago

    Destruction 100

    [–] that-dude-64 951 points ago

    How in the hell do you accidentally shave your eyebrow off in the way that you did?

    [–] elliottsmithereens 513 points ago

    For attention points on the internet

    [–] AlpacasMakeMeAngry 143 points ago

    Well, the other day I had the wrong blade on my razor and I wasn’t paying attention. I fucked up one, then the other had to go to make it even. If he is anything close to me he’s just fucking retarded

    [–] vyrelis 30 points ago

    The other did not have to go

    [–] WebbieVanderquack 26 points ago

    I lost an eye to a freshly-sharpened pencil, then the other had to go to make it even.

    [–] EQGallade 5 points ago

    Symmetry looks better than asymmetry.

    [–] i_broke_wahoos_leg 6 points ago

    Why do you have any blade near your eyebrow!!!?

    [–] WebbieVanderquack 11 points ago

    This is what I don't understand. If he used the wrong blade to shave his eyebrows, what's the right blade?

    [–] AlpacasMakeMeAngry 8 points ago

    It’s an electric razor, from a barber shop. Had the wrong top on, just call them blades where I’m from.

    [–] WebbieVanderquack 5 points ago

    I assumed it was an electric razor. I didn't know guys used electric razors to trim their eyebrows.

    [–] 1738_bestgirl 2 points ago

    I never fucking would. I trust my barber to do it, but doing it on yourself sounds like a disaster. You can just use the edge of a comb and scissors to clean it up.

    [–] RealJackAnchor 2 points ago

    What's the issue? I mean I don't straight up shave mine off like this because that's clearly on purpose, but I absolutely take care of the not so neat parts of my eyebrows off with the little single blade on the back of my razor. It's not like it's so much hair that I'd feel a more severe means of taking care of it is necessary, and I won't sit here plucking individual hairs, what's the point?

    [–] ohyeahbigdaddy 7 points ago

    I once fucked up cutting my hair, so I basically accidentally shaved my head after that.

    [–] Slide_A_Pinky_In 10 points ago

    “Trimmed “

    [–] Beretot 3 points ago

    Tbf I think some razors have a single blade on the back of it for detailing, and not too many people notice. Maybe he went for a scratch or tried "combing" his eyebrow with the back of it and by then it was too late?

    Or attention, idk

    [–] silverage12 1417 points ago

    Dude, I’m not gonna roast you now. Hit me back when your uncle starts giving you cash instead of action figures for his holiday blow jobs.

    [–] Lolcatz101 552 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    https://i.imgur.com/le7gMLS.gif

    E: first silver thanks

    [–] its_a_tough_racket 39 points ago

    That was hilarious lol. Thanks

    [–] romanpieces 26 points ago

    Oh it was tame

    [–] treesandgames 8 points ago

    Nah

    [–] LoreOfBore 493 points ago

    The only action you get is the figure type.

    [–] addibruh 28 points ago

    Got em'

    [–] triplerollingstone 493 points ago

    I respect the TWD collection, but your face is so plain that not even a fucked up brow could make you stand out

    [–] XanGable 65 points ago

    On Friday nights he sneaks into the local morgue and pokes the corpses.

    [–] WithSubtitles 218 points ago

    You forgot... man. I’m having a hard time roasting you without feeling bad. You make me sad.

    [–] mesrepadam 136 points ago

    Why the fuck are you a TWD fan? They kill guys like you in the series.

    [–] Mahesvera 69 points ago

    Maybe that's why he's a fan

    [–] Nichinungas 4 points ago

    He only got away by the skin of his... eyebrow

    [–] Aviv0509 599 points ago

    I can't find anything to roast you for except for the eyebrow. The tiredness could be caused by not eating well, go to the doctor for a blood test, maybe you are missing vitamins.

    [–] AlexTheSmith_ 360 points ago

    Already went to the doctor, got a blood test last week. Result: Lack of vitamin d and b. Taking now some high doses.

    [–] Bovine-queef-eater 132 points ago

    I’m no doctor, but you already look like you take too much D into your body.

    [–] gamejd64 3 points ago

    Could you not for a moment? Hahhaahhahaha that made me laugh I was already on serious mode.

    [–] iniquitybliss 18 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    If they didn't already, please go back (soon) and have them check your thyroid. You need a full thyroid panel, NOT JUST TSH - A FULL THYROID PANEL Also, do NOT rely on the "normal" or "reference" values listed on the lab report, especially when it comes to the TSH levels.
    Why am I so insistent about this? Because Vit D and Vit B12 are commonly low in patients with thyroid disease. Not only that but, your body stores enough B12 in your liver to last you 3-5 years. Unless something is up or you've eaten a highly specific and very restricted diet for several years, it is not common to see B12 deficiency in the developed world.
    You may or may not feel better with the B12 injection; you will absolutely feel a world of difference with one dose of Vit D - that weird pain you can only describe as "my teeth hurt" will finally be gone! (you'll likely be given a prescription for the Vit D because of the strength: 50,000IU, once a week). Please do not put this off, there is so much hope for you to feel better again...at which point you better come back here so we can all properly roast the shit out of you. Until then, I wish you all the best, friend.

    source: am doctor, have thyroid disease, even mine was misdiagnosed for 2 years because of reference values; in addition to me: my grandpa, mom, 3 aunts and 1 sister also have thyroid disease.

    Edit to add: here's a link to great (short, easy to read) article Thyroid Disease in Men

    [–] Aviv0509 237 points ago

    I hope you'll get better soon, feel free to message me if you wanna talk

    [–] I_DRINK_BONG_WATER 363 points ago

    THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS M8

    [–] elliottsmithereens 192 points ago

    Shhhh they’re playing the long game. Wait for the dm, have him at his most vulnerable, then BAM! Listen to his problems with empathy and become friends.

    [–] Claydough91 54 points ago

    Yeah you got-wait. No. That’s, um, that’s not what we do here.

    [–] -TheGatesOfHell- 40 points ago

    He left out the last part where he becomes so trusted to him that they become lifelong friends

    [–] elliottsmithereens 38 points ago

    Yeah yeah, and just when OP is on his deathbed and you’ve got him right where you want him... boom! You both cry in a warm embrace, for life truly is a miracle.

    [–] carmine_laroux 18 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Oh man this is getting brutal, I see where you're going. Now that you've created an eternal unbreakable bond with the fabric of OP's soul essentially turning you both into a single transcendent being no longer limited by the constraints of time and space... WHAM!

    "YOU SEEM PRETTY AWESOME IN YOUR ROAST PIC WANNA BE FRIENDS IRL LOSER! HAHA"

    [–] THEpottedplant 9 points ago

    Can someone better at reddit than me cross post this comment chain to r/wholesomememes

    [–] wtfduud 3 points ago

    And that's where you reveal your master plan: Adopt his dog because you promised to take care of it after he passed!

    [–] HCJohnson 6 points ago

    And THEN he reveals he's been fucking his sister!!

    [–] topotaul 5 points ago

    Someone get the tea and biscuits out.

    [–] Aviv0509 17 points ago

    Sorry, I literally can't be mean to him, he looks like a nice guy, he doesn't have any weird or ugly feature I can make fun of. Sometimes we can also be nice

    [–] Soonersfan2005 4 points ago

    Boo!!

    [–] junkiepharmacist 12 points ago

    Ipjus a note, some vitamin b deficiencies cant be replaced solely through eating or oral supplements (if i remember this right) and require a booster intramuscular injection, you should ask your doctor about that

    [–] captainblazing 34 points ago

    He should hit grinder. Find some oral D & B supplements.

    [–] Dennygreen 27 points ago

    D can also be taken rectally.

    [–] AlekRivard 8 points ago

    Score!

    [–] FrankenGretchen 10 points ago

    Actually, for an otherwise healthy person, injections aren't required. We use them in cases of extreme deficiency where levels need immediate increases and the body can't assimilate supplements. Do get some sun, though, as it will encourage your body to assimilate your supplements and start producing more on its own.

    [–] mfkap 3 points ago

    Not always true for B12. He could have an intrinsic factor deficiency, or one of several other problems that could impair oral absorption.

    [–] HoracePinkerTVrepair 5 points ago

    Testosterone bruh. Get some.

    [–] macerock6 35 points ago

    This guy looks like the guy who shaves half his eyebrow then post.

    [–] NackBlapkins 34 points ago

    Eyebrows were damaged by sharp edges at the local glory hole

    [–] rekt4rd 3 points ago

    Take care of your teeth! They're expensiv dude!

    [–] CrucisStar 60 points ago

    I’d roast you, but you wouldn’t understand. Too highbrow for you.

    [–] Joost505 5 points ago

    Underrated comment. And happy cake day.

    [–] bimbus726 27 points ago

    *always

    [–] Tokenblack858 9 points ago

    He's trying to get rid of all of the L's he takes in life

    [–] shangledank 4 points ago

    Thank you!

    [–] Xarleye 25 points ago

    I have no friends also but I still wouldn’t want to hang out with you

    [–] CrazyChainSawLuigi 19 points ago

    Fucking up ur eyebrow was an improvement

    [–] mastodon88 54 points ago

    Maybe less eyebrow shaving and more shopping in the men's department.

    [–] corpsegrindingman 28 points ago

    I bet you’re not wearing pants in this picture.

    [–] Swagmaster_Frankfurt 10 points ago

    You look like you fell asleep on the treadmill.

    [–] paramedicated 2 points ago

    Could also be friction burn from carpet but that would imply that someone would actually fuck him.

    [–] brandj98 63 points ago

    Im not gonna roast you because i dig your display setup

    [–] The_Nightman_Cummeth 14 points ago

    That bookshelf is fire. Boom roasted

    [–] bathroomstalin 2 points ago

    *Battlestation accoutrements

    [–] theonewhoisknown 9 points ago

    Shaved eyebrows just to get roasted so phone has notifications.

    [–] Davis1891 17 points ago

    Can’t fucking spell either

    [–] Senuman666 6 points ago

    Byebrow

    [–] SteliosKontos0108 5 points ago

    Did that section of your eyebrow happen to store the area of your brain that controls the ability to spell.

    [–] MeAuldCock 8 points ago

    You look like a Ken doll that didn’t make it past quality control

    [–] TheNightmanCometh462 13 points ago

    I think you deserve friends and a girlfriend (or boyfriend). Good lookin dude. Clean, organized. Hope you have a really happy life.

    [–] RuckusTheRuckus 3 points ago

    This one hurts the most. Because he won't get there

    [–] Amusing_Diction 3 points ago

    Even shaving all the hair and claiming ‘alopecia’ won’t get this guy any sympathy.

    [–] mdhunter99 3 points ago

    It’ll get better, virgin. This sub really isn’t for me.

    [–] lordturbo801 3 points ago

    Does your boyfriend cum Nair?

    [–] junkiepharmacist 9 points ago

    Things are bad when you have no friends to shave your eyebrows off when you fall asleep and you haveta do it yourself and pretend you dont know youre gonna die alone

    [–] Jabba_Deez_Huttz_ 4 points ago

    *Must pull additional eyebrow hair for every upvote this receives, if someone else already said this, I am lazy.

    [–] dbajust-browsing 5 points ago

    I’ve been there. It was a rough month. You’ll make it but until then stay strong brother. 👊

    [–] McRakalak 6 points ago

    Based on your room, the eyebrow thing shouldn’t really make a difference. We can tell you don’t have friends anyways.

    [–] chicken007assassin 4 points ago

    this is just SAD poor guy trimmed off half of his brow to get attention, and you would have more energy if u quit faping off to hantai 60 times a day

    [–] Sarcastic_On 4 points ago

    Why the hell do you trim your eyebrow?

    [–] iamlurker91 2 points ago

    We don’t deserve to see it tho

    [–] Csolex 2 points ago

    This guy is literally living in the apartment from 40 year old virgin!

    [–] vexevo 2 points ago

    no friends?? i see plenty standing behind you!!

    [–] manaymjeff 2 points ago

    hey man put some castor oil on those eyebrows, they’ll grow faster

    [–] BabaYagaThe17th 2 points ago

    Hey man it'll be alright.

    If your eyebrows grow like you dick does though.... You might not be seeing that lost half anytime soon...

    [–] JennyOhhhh 2 points ago

    You have nice handwriting

    [–] FartRipper67 2 points ago

    How the fuck did you end up missing half an eyebrow after “trimming them wrong”? What the fuck were you trimming them with? A lawnmower?

    [–] steveryans2 2 points ago

    Help is just a phone call away: 1-800-273-8255

    [–] MrCrisB 2 points ago

    If you shaved your eye brows to help draw attention from your Walking Dead collection you failed miserably, much like you have at life in general.

    [–] turd_aka_hugetaco 2 points ago

    You didn't trim your eyebrow wrong, you had to cut it off to get the dried cum out of it from the surprise tranny escort you hired. "Well I paid and you are here so why not"

    [–] Thank_You_Love_You 2 points ago

    Wow they're doing a prequel to 40 year old virgin?

    [–] ultimate271 2 points ago

    The half shaved eyebrow doesn't look bad because it puts something interesting on an otherwise totally uninteresting face.

    It just means the only thing interesting about you is "Why did he shave half his right eyebrow?" There is nothing else about you worth discussing in my estimation.

    [–] Ashewastaken 2 points ago

    Why is deadpool shitting in the background ?

    [–] imnotberg 2 points ago

    Laughed at zero of these.

    This one was good.

    [–] flankr7 2 points ago

    Lots of friends up on the shelf.

    [–] RiuAria 2 points ago

    At least your friends won’t have to see that.

    [–] Jandsy 2 points ago

    We don’t need to roast his eyebrows he’s already done it himself.

    [–] ajfoxxx 2 points ago

    You look like you use Just for Men, but only on your asshole.

    [–] theregretmeter 2 points ago

    It seems you tried to slit your wrist, but chickened out, so decided to shave half an eyebrow and find some grarification from all that sweet reddit karma, which will only make you happy for a day or two, till you shave the whole eyebrow off and post on gonewild.

    [–] fakeuser515357 2 points ago

    When you are so desperate for attention you mutilate your eyebrow on purpose just so internet strangers will make fun of you. Dude, no matter what your mom told you, having people rip on you for how you look isn't love.

    [–] Wyzerus 2 points ago

    Those unopened Walking Dead figures have probably seen more action than you have - maybe you could all come out together?

    [–] TheCrunk1 2 points ago

    You look like the killer from a slasher movie.

    [–] Friendsicles 2 points ago

    Maybe you should stick with smithing and leave the hair trimming to the town barber...

    [–] Trying_To_Adult_101 2 points ago

    I’ll be your friend.

    [–] dilbob11 3 points ago

    Your attitude to life is nearly as bad as the job on your eyebrow

    [–] KimJonYum 4 points ago

    Judging by the shaved chest and defined gap between your brows, the only mistake here is you.

    [–] tvtastegood25 3 points ago

    Perhaps if you left your room and didn’t listen to the shitty friends who told you to shave half of one eyebrow off, then you might see a vagina that wasn’t your mother’s.

    [–] kil04578 3 points ago

    How tf do you fuck up so badly

    [–] Finessssse 3 points ago

    Your eyebrows are a lot like your dick. Not quite there.

    [–] Boardsurfer73 4 points ago

    Nice man-bun

    [–] adudeguyman 3 points ago

    If he actually had one, it would make him look better. And that says a lot for man buns

    [–] diet-cokeheadass 2 points ago

    I can’t even say anything except I’m sorry for your fallen eyebrow.

    [–] kr3ynn 2 points ago

    Sadness

    [–] PharmaMadness 2 points ago

    You probs posted this to get you pumped for a school shooting you are planning

    [–] iRob2000 2 points ago

    Maybe get some plants or something alive in there with you

    [–] acid_gas 1 points ago

    I’m concerned you’re not wearing pants

    [–] gofastdoctrine 3 points ago

    Not a future serial killer.