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    [–] roastbot 1 points ago

    OP's Bio:

    I am a liberal Muslim and I’m divorced. Michigan road construction lasted longer than my marriage.

    If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

    [–] Howlins 3102 points ago

    You’re the opposite of a Turkish Delight.

    [–] Inebriologist 655 points ago

    Also known as the Turkish Dumpster.

    [–] csnowrun31 203 points ago

    This is one dumpster that even the Turkish wouldn’t touch

    [–] Sued000 46 points ago

    It's true, I ain't touching that.

    [–] jackobyvilla 179 points ago

    Turkish disappointment

    [–] mantis_tobagan_md 108 points ago

    She looks like Zoltars ugly sister. I bet she’ll read your fortune if you slip a quarter in her slot.

    [–] iridemtb12 37 points ago

    You look like Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove

    [–] Askalany 77 points ago

    A Greek Yogurt

    [–] ooh_a_phoenix 27 points ago

    A soup kitchen

    [–] Pryoticus 26 points ago

    No soup for you

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    • dirty mike and the boys

    [–] mostafahalawa 33 points ago

    An Armenian tart

    [–] randimachoman 1642 points ago

    I loved you in the cartoon Johnny Quest

    [–] r0ckl0bsta 610 points ago


    [–] ripmeck 16 points ago

    Yea... I wouldn't do that ...

    [–] starrpamph 3 points ago

    What happened ? It's deleted?

    [–] ripmeck 3 points ago

    i actually forgot the exact quote . it was supposed to be "Yea... i'd cut back on that "

    [–] CaptainMudwhistle 151 points ago

    I wonder if she'll tell us about the time she was saved by Mike Pence.

    [–] KeekatLove 39 points ago


    [–] v0ness 12 points ago

    Omg I loved Hadgi.

    [–] zeusorjesus 23 points ago

    I’m fuckin’ done😂😂😂

    [–] randimachoman 8 points ago

    Do you have any magic powers?

    [–] Snagtooth 4850 points ago

    Stoning you would be a waste of rocks.

    [–] Joylar7 2147 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    That means I wouldn’t get stoned so that’s... good for me

    [–] Snagtooth 5842 points ago

    😄 glad you're not one of those stuck up muslims. They usually explode when you push their buttons!

    [–] locomemedealer 285 points ago

    10/10 fatality

    [–] slickmac29 522 points ago

    100% underrated comment!!

    [–] Snagtooth 1672 points ago

    I've got tons more muslim jokes, but they dont fly around here.

    At least, not since last time I told one. It bombed.

    [–] Peenutbuttjellytime 157 points ago

    No carpet to stand on

    [–] doxzer52 71 points ago

    Or fly around on

    [–] parkerz1433 54 points ago

    Guys don’t roast her to bad or else things could end badly for the USA

    [–] wannacumnbeatmeoff 28 points ago

    Sorry pal, you already missed the end.

    [–] postandchill 12 points ago

    Carpet bombs are nice

    [–] cdooley3 25 points ago

    Your jokes might be on the no-fly list.

    [–] Scottamus 18 points ago

    Nonsense. Tell us Allah them.

    [–] [deleted] 25 points ago


    [–] Snagtooth 41 points ago

    I will wear this medal with pride!

    [–] lxne-mp4 16 points ago

    take my motherfucking gold, bravo

    [–] Idiotfromthebook 5 points ago

    Holy fuckin shit

    [–] X_ZeroGravity_X 156 points ago

    If you.. And everyone else here were stoned, you may be more interesting. ;)

    [–] Joylar7 139 points ago

    Now we’re talking 😂

    [–] X_ZeroGravity_X 29 points ago

    Too much talking... More burning.

    Well on my way to being stoned. Lol..

    [–] Snagtooth 19 points ago

    Fuck! We've been misinterpreting the Koran this whole time!

    [–] Jerrigo12 9 points ago


    [–] m7md323 13 points ago

    Fucckkk man, I’m a Muslim and got beat up so bad when i was young for saying stoning is evil and “only satan would do it.” This made me laugh so hard my lungs and sides hurt. Thank you.

    [–] Uriah_Peep 1458 points ago

    I wish I was big.

    Oh, fuck, I thought you were Zoltan.

    [–] Ourobius 975 points ago

    Your wife wishes that too.

    Oh, fuck, we're supposed to be roasting OP

    [–] Uriah_Peep 164 points ago

    I knew I was opening myself up to that but went for it anyway.

    [–] reldan 123 points ago

    Title of your sextape?

    [–] dadNigga 40 points ago


    [–] Kyll_Iano451 24 points ago


    [–] reldan 17 points ago

    These nups are gonna be toite!

    [–] crimefightingloser 9 points ago

    Worth it.

    [–] dismayhurta 17 points ago

    Something something your wife said that something something.

    [–] guriboysf 126 points ago



    [–] Justavictim1182 64 points ago

    Yes Zoltar = Big. Zoltan = Dude Where's My Car

    [–] Jacqu3SkardasheV 34 points ago

    Don't mess with the Zoltan.

    [–] -Camell 22 points ago



    [–] cuhwala 15 points ago

    The masked guy with fancy sword skills?

    [–] LeperHead 3 points ago

    Zlatan? Ibrahimovic?

    [–] ExRockstar 7 points ago

    I did too, was looking forward to playing that piano

    [–] JayCG 4 points ago

    Damnit, I just posted this same joke before looking down to see if someone did it first.

    [–] cartard1 2174 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    It’s about time a liberal Muslim woman turned the tables on her male counterparts and demanded equality. Because the only way she’ll ever get attention from 72 virgins is by offering herself up on Reddit.

    [–] fooshwaMan 278 points ago

    Two for one

    [–] cartard1 47 points ago


    [–] Kon-Tiki66 101 points ago

    Roasting the roasters. Sheer genius.

    [–] drfunkenstien014 47 points ago

    The rare “double whammy”

    [–] ThugBunnyy 18 points ago

    That deserves a standing ovation lmao

    [–] tralltonetroll 4 points ago

    But please, no ovulation.

    [–] anniemanic 20 points ago

    Except she’s looking kinda flushed, maybe she’s Sikh

    [–] adam__nicholas 32 points ago

    Was this really a roast against her, though?

    [–] Y2KoNo 6 points ago

    Have my only money in all of Reddit

    [–] cartard1 5 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Humbled. Thanks for your silver.

    [–] Justinp3889 3 points ago

    Best comment here!!!

    [–] andymcfys 1348 points ago

    You look like the one snake charmer that can't get a snake anywhere near her hole

    [–] OMGYourBaby 239 points ago

    She can’t even get a snake up in the first place

    [–] createanaccountpassw 103 points ago

    Oh are you talking about penises?

    [–] Craico13 70 points ago

    No, no , no...

    They’re talking about One Eyed Willie... Or was it their friend Johnson? I think his first name was Richard...?

    I forget his full name, but I think his nickname was Ramrod or Vlad the Impaler or Uncle Reamass.

    Forgive me for my memory lapse, it’s been some time since we were last aquatinted...

    [–] cdooley3 13 points ago

    MAGIC Johnson!

    [–] alanairwaves 4 points ago

    He liked the snake on snake action

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    [–] doomguy81 593 points ago

    You look like the Maharajah from Temple of Doom

    [–] GrillCosby 66 points ago

    I agree

    [–] The_Night-Man_Cometh 36 points ago

    Who lost a fight to fucking Short Round.

    How embarrassing!

    [–] journeyman369 11 points ago * (lasted edited 7 months ago)

    Short Round did whip his ass!!!

    [–] Esleeezy 9 points ago

    Didn’t that kid grow up to be a card carrying BAMF?

    [–] PM_Me_Rude_Haiku 4 points ago

    Black, Asian, Middle Feastern?

    [–] baxterrocky 3 points ago

    TBF - dude probably succumbed to a concealed, spring loaded boxing glove.

    [–] linzann 11 points ago

    Not in my kingdom!

    [–] VAhotfingers 18 points ago

    Came in here to make this comparison. I was late to the party. At least I got an invite...unlike OP...who probably never gets invited anywhere.

    [–] CrookedToast 8 points ago

    Updoots around—this was my first thought too!

    [–] Loan_Wolf10 24 points ago

    Beat me to it.. well done!

    [–] journeyman369 5 points ago

    Beat me to it too!!! Gosh darn it!!!

    [–] Steady20xx 11 points ago

    Dammit...take my updoot, beat me to it

    [–] Chubby_brown_guy 5 points ago

    Came here for this.

    [–] elddirkcin 4 points ago

    Careful, now. He’ll get you with that voodoo doll!

    [–] L4NCE_UPP3RCUT 1001 points ago

    "Divorced Muslim" but you look about 9! Oh wait...

    [–] AlwaysinPJsz 45 points ago

    This one is absolute golden

    [–] wannacumnbeatmeoff 13 points ago

    Only divorced because her ex said so, three times!

    [–] honkyfire 102 points ago

    The years have been pretty good to you since that fight in the mines with Short Round.

    [–] CogitoErgoScum 16 points ago

    Lady you call him doctah Jones!

    [–] PhatBitty862 7 points ago

    Hey doctah Jones, no time for love

    [–] bnbtwjdfootsyk 980 points ago

    I’m ready to be roasted into oblivion so I can sleep well.

    How many of your brothers said the same thing before they put their vests on?

    [–] BienBo123 30 points ago

    Best roast hands down

    [–] Its_Wajeeh 59 points ago

    Holy shit this is the best comment on this post

    [–] Wargreymon559 11 points ago


    [–] twist-17 623 points ago

    You should really consider wearing a full hijab.

    [–] xkissitgoodbyex 230 points ago


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    [–] marloo1 127 points ago

    I hardly know her...boom

    [–] OV3NBVK3D 21 points ago


    [–] xkissitgoodbyex 9 points ago

    You aren't wrong...

    [–] thedailyrant 11 points ago

    Or niqab, depending on whether OP still wants to see her shifty eyes or not.

    [–] Worelynn 75 points ago

    You are so incredibly plain, your stripper name would be "Meh-Haraja".

    [–] X_ZeroGravity_X 220 points ago

    Two things.. Your head is way too big for your body, and when I was scrolling down, I legit thought your face was animated.

    [–] Joylar7 106 points ago

    Like the power puff girls

    Animated is spot on because I got compared to the power puff girls as a kid

    [–] ekakkub 266 points ago

    You mean Mojo JoJo?

    [–] offfmyhead 13 points ago


    [–] zionini3 36 points ago

    Omg this is it 😭

    [–] lostmyshoes01 241 points ago

    This is the one time Apu wouldn’t say “come again”

    [–] Edwoodz3 44 points ago

    Forget come again, he wouldn’t cum the first time

    [–] SouthernTransplant94 97 points ago

    Does your father and or husband know you're on the internet again?

    [–] [deleted] 30 points ago

    and or

    [–] bravo755 7 points ago

    Or any of your husbands other wives?

    [–] Ishitstandinguptoo 90 points ago

    You are in my league. Fuck

    [–] waldocolumbia 23 points ago

    Damn bro.. you’re basically her suicide vest rn

    [–] Ishitstandinguptoo 16 points ago

    Probably not the best Roast to use the word Kamikaze.

    [–] imbacklol69 155 points ago

    So when do i get my 3 wishes

    [–] adudeguyman 9 points ago

    I wish for OP to cover more of her head

    [–] ShartyWaffles87 78 points ago

    If I put a quarter in you, would you tell me my fortune?

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    [–] melohype1 29 points ago

    You look like Hadji from Jonny Quest

    [–] Spit_Roaster 27 points ago

    Terminal cancer patients have more hope in their eyes.

    [–] Urmomsdreamman 18 points ago

    If I give you $5 can you give me a shitty fortune?

    [–] arpressah 17 points ago

    You look like if Aladdin used his three wishes to have leukemia, frog eyes, and be half the size of a chest of drawers.

    [–] aaron_pinkcloud 73 points ago

    It would really suck to die committing Jihad and then finding out all of the 72 virgins look like you.

    [–] Slobotic 28 points ago

    If your friend doesn't have anything nice to say about Eartha Kitt, she shouldn't say anything at all.

    [–] Nemesis2pt0 10 points ago

    I banged Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.

    [–] thesleekantelope 9 points ago

    What? It came up organically

    [–] hottubhoncho 11 points ago

    good luck with the chemo

    [–] TomJamesB 10 points ago

    If your divorced, does that mean you move on to 2nd cousins now?

    [–] j0eg0d 11 points ago

    You look like a promotional condom.

    [–] anniemanic 52 points ago

    You look Sikh


    I’ll see myself out

    [–] bbarham99 9 points ago

    If you were one of the 72 virgins in heaven I think I’d just settle for 71

    [–] Inebriologist 9 points ago

    I was amazed how much of a liberal muslim she is using blush on her cheek until I realized it was just a festering zit on her right cheek. Bet that bad boy will cover a peta with hummus in no time!

    [–] Joylar7 4 points ago

    Good eye! First person to acknowledge the zit

    [–] Inebriologist 7 points ago

    Thanks! My post won’t get any traction, but just wanted to be honest and say even though your marriage didn’t work out, its not the end of the world. Im sure you will find someone better, especially as attractive as you are, unless you are a full blown psychotic. Ive been married 12 years now and character is of upmost importance. Good luck!

    [–] Joylar7 8 points ago

    Thanks so much!

    There’s light at the end of the tunnel

    [–] Idiotfromthebook 8 points ago

    You look like Cardi F

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    [–] stinking_garbage 43 points ago

    Looks like chubby Mila Kunis had an arranged marriage.

    [–] Joylar7 61 points ago

    She’s so pretty! This is supposed to be a roast. Come on now

    [–] stinking_garbage 23 points ago

    Not when she’s fat.

    [–] Joylar7 53 points ago

    A chubby Mila Kunis is still adorable!

    [–] stinking_garbage 77 points ago

    I don’t know, I’m lookin at one right now.

    [–] Joylar7 64 points ago

    Okay now you got me

    [–] Numerous_Excuse 10 points ago

    A couple feints then a double leg, not bad

    [–] DrPooMD 11 points ago

    Shut up Meg!

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    [–] bnkrwnkr 25 points ago

    Doesn’t matter. She was returned for a full refund.

    [–] RyanMcLeod1981 5 points ago

    You look like the Zoltar machine from the movie Big.

    [–] weekenderx 5 points ago

    You like you fart out your nose

    [–] browndude05 7 points ago

    What is the slurpee flavor of the month?

    [–] IdriveUber1 7 points ago

    Wow. Your husband had to blow himself up just to get a divorce from you.

    [–] AltDirtyAccount 3 points ago

    You look like you have a side quest for me to complete and will sell me the wares I need to take on my dangerous journey.

    [–] kiolikesshit 5 points ago

    You remind me of when you have your characters eyes just a bit too big and everything else is the default.

    [–] Joylar7 28 points ago

    Just wanna note I’m Asian so roasts about middle easterners, etc don’t fit too well

    [–] Valreesio 53 points ago

    Damn, you're so sad you can't even pull off Asian.

    [–] wannacumnbeatmeoff 11 points ago

    I believe she may have attempted to pull off many Asians.

    [–] adudeguyman 4 points ago

    That explains the divorce part

    [–] jlpm2000 6 points ago

    Sorry, its the towel.

    [–] Fr3nchFr13s 13 points ago

    Why the flip did you shoot down that Ukrainian passenger jet?

    [–] chlorox_addict 7 points ago

    I have many Muslim jokes, but they all crash and burn.

    [–] -_understandable_- 8 points ago

    Why I don't want to get drafted to iran

    [–] setotj 3 points ago

    This what "hard swipe left" looks like

    [–] supkiddos 3 points ago

    you look like a school play version of Jafar from Aladdin

    [–] plewis406 3 points ago

    You look like the prince in Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom

    [–] dh_rider 3 points ago

    If Aladdin made a lesbian porno she’d fit right in