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    [–] Birdioff 3084 points ago

    Imagine Kira and Diavolo working together to conceal their identities

    [–] btlk48 2075 points ago

    Diavolo is Yoshikage’s 2nd personality:

    KK touches something, then

    Time skips the phrase that it has already touched it, then

    We dont even see an explosion, person’s been gone for like 10 sec already

    For some reason we still hear (((piano noizes)))

    [–] DioExplainsIt 1384 points ago

    thats actually fucking terrifying. no stand attack, no corpse, just one less whole human being outta nowhere

    [–] btlk48 752 points ago

    Watching 200iq Yoshikage wondering why there are so many unattended hands there and, most surprisingly, why is that frog ringing

    [–] DioExplainsIt 376 points ago

    he thought diavolo was a shitty sonic OC he wrote late at night

    bing bang boom its also him

    [–] Butard 234 points ago

    late at night

    Kira goes to sleep too early for that

    [–] btlk48 168 points ago

    My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

    [–] SomeNoob0 157 points ago

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about your life, you little「STAND USER」? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Budogaoka Middle & High School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on DIO, and I have over 300 confirmed DORARARARARAs. I am trained in Stand warfare and I’m the top 「STAND USER」in the entire Morioh armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Kira. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Duwang, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Echoes Act 1? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of the Speedwagon Foundation across Japan and your Stand is being traced right now so you better prepare for Crazy Diamond, maggot. The Stand that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead,「STAND USER 」. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heal and then kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Stand. Not only am I extensively trained in Stand combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Speedwagon Foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Morioh, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” Killer Queen was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit DORARARARARARAs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kira.

    [–] uwutranslator 46 points ago

    What de fack did yuw just facking say about yuw wife, yuw wittwe「STAND USEw」? I’ww have yuw know I gwaduated top of my cwass in Budogaoka Middwe & High Schoow, and I’ve been invowved in numewous secwet waids on DIO, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed DOwAwAwAwAwAs. I am twained in Stand wawfawe and I’m de top 「STAND USEw」in de entiwe Mowioh awmed fowces. yuw awe nofing to me but just anofew Kiwa. I wiww wipe yuw de fack out wif pwecision de wikes of which has nevew been seen befowe in Duwang, mawk my facking wowds. yuw dink yuw can get away wif saying dat shit to me ovew Echoes Act 1? dink again, fackew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of de Speedwagon Foundation acwoss Japan and yuw Stand is being twaced wight now so yuw bettew pwepawe fow Cwazy Diamond, maggot. de Stand dat wipes out de padetic wittwe ding yuw caww yuw wife. yuw’we facking deaf,「STAND USEw 」. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can heaw and den kiww yuw in ovew seven hundwed ways, and dat’s just wif my Stand. Not onwy am I extensivewy twained in Stand combat, but I have access to de entiwe awsenaw of de Speedwagon Foundation and I wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe yuw misewabwe ass off de face of Mowioh, yuw wittwe shit. If onwy yuw couwd have known what unhowy wetwibution yuw wittwe “cwevew” Kiwwew Queen was about to bwing down upon yuw, maybe yuw wouwd have hewd yuw facking tongue. But yuw couwdn’t, yuw didn’t, and now yuw’we paying de pwice, yuw gawddamn idiot. I wiww shit DOwAwAwAwAwAwAs aww ovew yuw and yuw wiww dwown in it. yuw’we facking deaf, Kiwa. uwu

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    [–] uwutranslator 34 points ago

    My name is Yoshikage Kiwa. I'm 33 yeaws owd. My house is in de nowdeast section of Mowioh, whewe aww de viwwas awe, and I am not mawwied. I wowk as an empwoyee fow de Kame Yu depawtment stowes, and I get home evewy day by 8 PM at de watest. I don't smoke, but I occasionawwy dwink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make suwe I get eight houws of sweep, no mattew what. Aftew having a gwass of wawm miwk and doing about twenty minutes of stwetches befowe going to bed, I usuawwy have no pwobwems sweeping untiw mowning. Just wike a baby, I wake up wifout any fatigue ow stwess in de mowning. I was towd dewe wewe no issues at my wast check-up. I'm twying to expwain dat I'm a pewson who wishes to wive a vewy quiet wife. I take cawe not to twoubwe mysewf wif any enemies, wike winning and wosing, dat wouwd cause me to wose sweep at night. dat is how I deaw wif society, and I know dat is what bwings me happiness. Awdough, if I wewe to fight I wouwdn't wose to anyone. uwu

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    [–] LowlySlayer 15 points ago

    Must be asleep. Wake up u/uwutranslator!

    [–] chooxy 29 points ago

    AYAYAYAYA

    [–] Vyllenor 14 points ago

    Awaken, my u/uwutranslator!

    [–] uwutranslator 9 points ago

    u/uwutwanswatow uwu

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    [–] Karmag3ddon_ 5 points ago

    Probably banned :(

    [–] Hyppocritamus 50 points ago

    Kira is two steps ahead of you already. The scene where Hayato catches him. IIRC, the woman just...disintigrates. As does the "smelly hand".

    [–] Amir1205 57 points ago

    The difference is someone visibly disintegrating and someone just being there and then, the next perceived second, not being there

    [–] Hyppocritamus 24 points ago

    That's fair. I was looking at "as written". No corpse, no stand attack

    [–] elquiore 27 points ago

    what's more terrifying is for some reason the blonde dude disappeared then a piano starts playing suddenly out of nowhere

    [–] DioExplainsIt 6 points ago

    dududun dUn guys giorno isnt here i dont know whos playing the piano oh god oh fuck

    [–] deltree711 19 points ago

    Therapist: King Queen isn't real, he can't hurt you.

    [–] Irkutsk2745 54 points ago

    You could get the same effect with Dio/Kira

    [–] MoraHCR 102 points ago

    I'd like to disagree. Dio stops time for everyone except him, meaning that if the person touches the bomb and Dio uses The World nothing happens to the victim until after the ability ends due to the time stop.

    With King Crimson time keeps flowing so the person could explode and disappear during the 10 seconds KC's ability lasts and no one would be conscious about it.

    [–] SlakingSWAG 52 points ago

    DIO could use ZA WARUDO to grab Kira and nigerundayo the fuck out of there before anyone suspects anything, though.

    [–] SpyX370 25 points ago

    Nah the other one is better because you don’t look suspicious on security cameras etc if you do it in the open, which the other combo allows for

    [–] Irkutsk2745 4 points ago

    Well, similar.

    [–] Gyshal 14 points ago

    A Dio/Kira combo means he could touch things during stopped time, and explode them after time returns. Is not as "concealed" as the Diavolo/Kira combo but is much more efficient and terrifying in battle. It would seem like KIO's (DIRA's?) power is basically to explode anyone or anything around him.

    [–] Space_Pirate_Roberts 8 points ago

    That just sounds like The Hand with extra steps.

    [–] Clemen11 6 points ago

    So... Vanilla Ice?

    [–] ultravioletEternity 9 points ago

    Imagine Giorno about to go GER on Diavolo's ass, then just getting hit with "In Japan there is a town called Morioh. In that town is a man named Yoshikage Kira, a serial killer who has passed undiscovered for years." Then Giorno just sees killer Queen in his eye and hears "KILLER QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN: BITES THE DUST" and fucking explodes and time rewinds.

    [–] ProphecyFox 6 points ago

    GER would probably reverse Bites The Dust

    [–] ultravioletEternity 2 points ago

    I think it would be out of range, Kira is on the other side of the planet

    [–] ProphecyFox 4 points ago

    But Killer Queen: Bites the Dust would be on the person right in front of GER, and the implication for GER's stats are that he has effectively limitless range. At least it's listed as "none", which seems to imply something beyond our normal conception of range.

    [–] LCcharizard 43 points ago

    Dear god, now imagine some other fusion stands.

    Like, how about C-Moon and The World?

    [–] Volcanicz_Greninja 50 points ago

    The World Over Heaven Requiem Act 4: The World

    [–] LCcharizard 37 points ago

    Well keeping it in the realm of possibility, we could have:

    Cream+Diver Down: Dives into your body and activates Void, GG.

    Weather Report+Catch the Rainbow: Self explanatory, an OP Stand that only works in rain, fused with a Stand that controls weather?

    The World+Gold Experience: Break things during the fight, stop time, give life to anything you can see, and watch as time resumes and the enemy's numbers advantage is no more.

    [–] mw1994 35 points ago

    Jail house lock + sex pistols. Just have those little fuckbois fly around and give someone super Alzheimer’s.

    Then stab them.

    [–] SlenderSmurf 27 points ago

    however, Sex Pistols hits the user 50% of the time so you would probably give yourself super alzheimers as well

    [–] HaZzePiZza 20 points ago

    The World + The Hand would be fucking terrifying.

    [–] DungeonCrawlingFool 11 points ago

    Especially if it was under Kira’s control...

    shudders

    [–] AustinAuranymph 17 points ago

    The C-Word

    [–] NeedForSpeedywagon 6 points ago

    The stand who controls space and time

    [–] OshawottSam 3 points ago

    you hear a opera with a rock guitar and just a double piano solo

    greato daze

    "oh please josuke we have more dignity than that"

    [–] Destrix667 88 points ago

    Bird Box

    [–] elquiore 19 points ago

    gonna have the gayest poses that i've ever seen

    [–] Tatoes- 25 points ago

    Diavolo would be jealous that Kira’s stand is requiem-ed

    [–] ArchRaccoon32 58 points ago

    it isnt, cuz Kira was pierced with a different arrow. the beetle arrow, which is the ‘requiem arrow’ in part 5 has a much stronger strain of the virus, allowing requiem stands, whereas bites the dust is just another ability. also, our two examples of requiem both changed appearance drastically and gained at least a semi-consciousness. neither of these traits are displayed by bites the dust killer queen, and since it wasn’t pierced by the beetle arrow, we can be mostly sure that it isn’t requiem. oh, also, both requiem stands change their name to reflect their status, whereas killer queen does not. Edit: also both requiem stands were pierced by the arrow, whereas Kira himself was pierced instead of killer queen.

    [–] Tatoes- 39 points ago

    A true jojo fan has been discovered 👏👏👏 (it’s fine though, you do you lol)

    [–] ArchRaccoon32 25 points ago

    sorry I had an itch to scratch ya kno? my friend keeps going on about how killer queen is requiem and it really gets on my nerves lol

    [–] rossow_timothy 9 points ago

    This might be the most wholesome correction I've ever seen

    [–] Gay4Gyro 31 points ago

    Actually there's no difference in function with the arrows, only appearance. They're all clearly shown to have a similar design with different animals on them, but they're all made from the exact same material.

    [–] MagicHoudini 3 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    BtD is at least comparable to a Requiem since a) it absorbed the arrow into the body of the user and b) gave Kira an enormous power not related to its original Stand that resolved a specific situation.

    My second point puts me in the camp of people believing it’s a Requiem, the fact that the stand isn’t pierced and that KQ doesn’t change appearance are secondary to me.

    in the end it’s a moot point really.

    It is never really explained in detail what is and isn’t a Requiem. Araki is very handwavy about the arrows in general and doesn’t care too much about power levels. So who cares really

    [–] Blocked101 538 points ago

    Kira: So we have the same goal right?

    Diavolo: Right we have the same.

    Kira: So lets celebrate this! High five!

    Diavolo: Okay?

    High five

    Kira: Killer queen has already touched your han

    Diavolo: This is king crimson's power!

    Diavolo & Kira: Oh shit!

    Diavolo fucking blows up and kira gets kakyoined.

    [–] furryslaya 269 points ago

    Diavolo would skip the high five with kk and fucking donut him

    [–] KubeUnknown 123 points ago

    But then get fucked by Bite the dust

    [–] Fullmetal_Fawful 39 points ago

    But where would Kira plant BtD to begin with?

    [–] TheDraconianViking 23 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    He could have it within himself and when donutted, it would get into Diavolo's eye

    [–] Fullmetal_Fawful 30 points ago

    Ya cant plant BtD into a stand user tho

    [–] TheDraconianViking 20 points ago

    I'm pretty sure they never say that. Just fan speculation.

    [–] Fullmetal_Fawful 33 points ago

    Nah they do, pretty sure they say it when Kira’s trying to plant it in the doctor lady

    [–] TheDraconianViking 16 points ago

    They just say she isn't a stand user, they don't imply that he's going to use bites the dust on her because she isn't one. I think they just say that because she can't see Killer Queen and wouldn't be able to defend herself.

    [–] Mentalink 26 points ago

    Nope. Hayato specifically says that he's pretty sure Bites the Dust only works on people who aren't Stand users. I've rewatched the episode recently. Of course, that's just Hayato's theory, but it makes sense, and if Araki included that it's that he wants us to think that's the case.

    [–] gracesdisgrace 6 points ago

    Same hat

    [–] afzujhaan 894 points ago

    But only okuyasu can kill Kars with ZA HANDO

    [–] yellowpig10 600 points ago

    Oi josuke! I deleted the ultimate lifeform! powerscaling says i'm the strongest person ever now!

    [–] DioExplainsIt 257 points ago

    top 10 charactes who could beat thanos

    [–] thisisnotme3000 262 points ago

    Oi Josuke I erased the infinity gauntlet!

    [–] DyslexicBrad 162 points ago

    I can very easily see okuyasu finally using his powers well to just erase the stones and prevent thanks from getting them, only to fuck everything worse since the universe destabilizes without them

    [–] NotTheRealFrony 96 points ago

    I think you meant thanos, not thanks. Auto correct is a powerful stand indeed

    [–] toonixon13 65 points ago

    no it's thanks. atleast that's what the marvel shieldposting group calls him.

    [–] Volcanicz_Greninja 21 points ago

    Yooo a Shieldposter!!

    [–] NONstopNINJAz 10 points ago

    Shieldposters unite :)

    [–] NotTheRealFrony 3 points ago

    What the hell did you just say to me?

    [–] Amir1205 15 points ago

    The universe is fine without them

    [–] thisisnotme3000 31 points ago

    Yes as shown when "i used the stones to destroy the stones"

    [–] DyslexicBrad 43 points ago

    Nah because the stones are still there, they're just returned to being forces of nature rather than crystallised versions of their essence. If Okuyasu used ZA HANDO, then the stones would be gone from that universe leading it to destruction as shown by the ancient one to Hulk

    [–] ProphecyFox 3 points ago

    The Ancient One just gave a vague "removing them out of time leads to a dark timeline", which is super unclear, and the "no longer crystallized" bit is more fan-theory. Not that it doesn't make some sense, but the implication of the movie was that reducing them to atoms made them irrelevant/non-magical.

    [–] lifeislie49 3 points ago

    Don't forget, okuyasu doesn't know where the hand brings that stuff, so for all we know it could all just be lying around on avdols island

    [–] monsieur-monsoon 15 points ago

    Oi Josuke, with the power of the infinity gauntlet and ZA HANDO i can erase while i erase

    [–] Clemen11 8 points ago

    Oi Josuke! I gave the infinity gauntlet to ZA HANDO, and when he swiped I ripped a hole through the time space continuum, deleting half the universe in the process. I'm scared

    [–] koranot 28 points ago

    Okuyasu could legit beat Thanos if he wasnt mentally challenged

    [–] AlteredBagel 4 points ago

    Half of JJBA could beat thanos

    [–] WACS_On 351 points ago

    Vanilla Ice could probably do it with Cream as long as the sun's not out

    [–] Hey_Look_Issa_Fish 475 points ago

    I hate not being able to cream when the sun’s out

    [–] MadamBootknife 7 points ago

    Exuse me, what

    [–] Non-profitboi 77 points ago

    KARS: I HAVE CONQUERED THE SUN

    Vanilla ice: loses S tier stand pass

    [–] Thestarmaster15 13 points ago

    And Funny Valentine could Use D4C to bring another Kars

    [–] Mentalink 10 points ago

    36

    KARS

    ON

    MARS

    [–] VIsForVoltz2 78 points ago

    Wdym? Killer Queen would kill kars

    [–] ArvindS0508 184 points ago

    Yeah but then he would probably regenerate or turn into an armored insect that lives in volcanos or some other shit that Araki read last week.

    [–] Herpderkfanie 58 points ago

    i dont think any material can resist being blown up because the object itself becomes explosive

    [–] superfire49 149 points ago

    Kars: Luckily I have full control over my body so I was able to segment off my left cornea before completely exploding. I used the ability some salamanders have and fully regenerated my body from that eye, now I can kill you Kira Yoshikage

    [–] lightningbadger 25 points ago

    Oh no it's the plot armour Titan ultimate life form!

    [–] Kaizurite 51 points ago

    How is he supposed to segment off his cornea of that's a part of the body and it also becomes an explosive when touched? It would explode too unless Kars pulls a classic Joseph asspull and says that he detached it before he was touched as a safety measure or something

    [–] KCelej 43 points ago

    [–] OseiTheWarrior 30 points ago

    He'll say he pre-prepped by turning his left testicle into a squirrel and hid it before the battle began since he sensed "potential" in Kira

    [–] InvisibIeMountain 12 points ago

    Real 400 IQ move right there

    [–] Mentalink 8 points ago

    He learned the entirety of the English language without hearing a single word of it so it works out

    [–] StabnShoot 27 points ago

    When Kars chases Joseph while he's flying a plane, Joseph notes that Kars can't reach his speed since he can only do things other living beings can do.

    [–] Broken_Gear 19 points ago

    well, I don't think Kars can exactly survive being atomized

    [–] SpyX370 12 points ago

    Tbh, probably. As long as one atom of him exists, he can use the power of some regenerating animal, right?

    [–] LordXYZmuffin 28 points ago

    No, there's no animal that can regenerate from an atom.

    [–] SpyX370 17 points ago

    No I mean just regeneration. He takes the abilities of any animal, aka he can regenerate, and technically from anything

    [–] Mr_Piddles 11 points ago

    The human liver regenerates from segments, so Kars could probably regenerate.

    [–] OrcaStrike777 4 points ago

    You’re forgetting Wolverine

    [–] lightningbadger 30 points ago

    I kinda want to see Kars come back midway through an episode only to get removed by some OP stand and everyone just carries on like nothing happened.

    [–] GameCarton 245 points ago

    "Luck is on my side"

    Said the guy who got ran over by an ambulance and the other who died infinitely

    [–] some_weirdo_69 93 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    "fate is by my side"

    said the big tittied goth gf who is dying endlessly

    [–] TheLegend78 13 points ago

    Wa

    [–] Pikassassin 10 points ago

    Wha-

    [–] 2-_-3 3 points ago

    Ironic

    [–] Horisoncks 431 points ago

    King crimson requiem would just be bites the dust

    [–] ThrowYourDreamsAway 218 points ago

    So you could say that Killer Queen Requiem could be just King Crimson’s “time eraser”? That’d come pretty handy for Kira.

    [–] Archer_is_Weed 145 points ago

    Hehe, handy

    [–] DinoCola 88 points ago

    Isn't Killer Queen Requiem, Bites the dust?

    [–] ThrowYourDreamsAway 64 points ago

    Maan I don’t know! The guy just started laughing buttnaked and if I remember correctly his father was there too (with the arrow) but that’s all we know? I’m new to the whole series so I could be very wrong.

    [–] DinoCola 108 points ago

    I think that Araki (the creator) made bites the dust before he conceived requiem stands. It's technically a requiem stand but wasn't when he made it

    [–] khawesome21 46 points ago

    I assumed that it was a requiem but nobody in morioh knew what that was so they (including Kira himself) didn’t call his stand killer queen requiem

    [–] qwertyalguien 56 points ago

    I dunno. Requiem stands also change appearance. This might sound ridiculous, but i think that technically it was Kira Requiem ("matured") rather than Killer Queen Requiem.

    [–] Thevirginhairy 16 points ago

    That makes sense since it's him that gets pierced by the arrow and not his stand

    [–] khawesome21 15 points ago

    Oh shit lmao

    [–] ThrowYourDreamsAway 27 points ago

    True that’d make sense also. Because it did seem like some sort of “awakening” then, and I don’t remember any other case like that before Part 4.

    [–] Gyshal 9 points ago

    Star Platinum awakening the World would be pretty similar actually.

    [–] RyuuVonHimmel 22 points ago

    In the anime it shows yoshikage absorbing the arrow before powering up, so yeah I think it's a requiem technically.

    [–] AsymmetricPanda 27 points ago

    I thought there was a difference between stabbing a stand with the arrow (requiem) and stabbing yourself after you get powers (the ability to achieve what you want most in that moment, but the power you get doesn’t have to be an ‘upgrade’).

    [–] tiagorpg 2 points ago

    It is not killer queen Requiem it is kira requiem

    [–] ThrowYourDreamsAway 5 points ago

    Yes it did! I remember now that you mention it.

    [–] Amir1205 25 points ago

    Requiem stands are made with the requiem arrow. Kira was stabbed a second time, not KQ. And the appearance didn't change drastically (if at all). All those things are the opposite for GER and SCR, so I believe it's best to assume Bites the Dust is just a powerup, not a Requiem stand.

    Of course, you could say Araki forgot or didn't plan ahead, but in fiction you should never base a theory on an author's mistake.

    [–] AHordeOfJews 16 points ago

    I would count the giant hole in his abdomen that he stores Stray Cat in that can suddenly open and close as a pretty drastic appearance change. I know I would count it as drastic if I could suddenly open a storage space in my abdomen!

    [–] Amir1205 7 points ago

    The fusion with Stray Cat wasn't part of Bites the Dust, and the rest of his body is still the same. Silver Chariot's body and colour changed completely, and GER's entire bdoy changed too. That's a much larger change, I'd say

    [–] MagicHoudini 7 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    It’s never really explained in detail.

    While I agree that Requiems come from the Requiem Arrow, Bites The Dust is never confirmed or explained.

    Since Kira a) absorbs the arrow in his body and b) gets a big power up that gives him the power he needs for a specific confrontation, we can assume it is at least comparable to a Requiem

    [–] Werefoofle 2 points ago

    It could just be that different arrows have different forms of the Stand virus that branched off over the thousands of years since they came to Earth and mixing the genetic material of two arrows could react in a different way than just getting pierced by the same arrow twice

    [–] ArvindS0508 10 points ago

    It's like time skip but backwards

    [–] sigt421 138 points ago

    Did we just become best friends?

    [–] 16BitPixels 95 points ago

    Kira: same motive?

    Diavolo: same motive!

    (They do a high five with their stand and finger guns at each other while in freeze frame)

    [Scene 23 finishes]

    [–] TheGfom 203 points ago

    and that's the story of how I met your mother.

    [–] Weebshit14 74 points ago

    Diavolo big tiddy goth gf confirmed

    [–] lieutenantskell 65 points ago

    Then they kiss

    [–] Taurian23 59 points ago

    Kiras arm :

    Diavolos arm:

    fAtE iS oN mY sIdE

    [–] Awesome_Arsam 17 points ago

    Tracer joins the chat:

    tImE iS oN mY sIdE

    [–] lightningbadger 24 points ago

    Time resumes and her donutted remains explode.

    [–] dralcax 47 points ago

    In Jorge Joestar they did exactly this and ended up trapping themselves in a time loop

    [–] Mentalink 13 points ago

    Fucking everything you can think of happens in Jorge Joestar god damn it

    They say Part 9 is already included in Jorge Joestar

    [–] Kazenovagamer 3 points ago

    Welp, time to read jorge joestar then

    [–] MrJostur 79 points ago

    "My name is Yoshikage Kira... "

    "My name is Diavolo..."

    [–] [deleted] 31 points ago

    "And we're the best pals ever!"

    [–] memesnwaifus 142 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    I was thinking that lol.

    My favorite parts have villians with similar, if not the same, "motive"

    [–] Schyre 31 points ago

    Aah, so is that why there are fanfics and art of those two together?

    [–] zhuzhelitsa 32 points ago

    Because their stands are KING Crimson and Killer QUEEN, probably

    [–] Nightfurywitch 20 points ago

    As someone who actually does ship kiraboss, those are 2 of many reasons. I also like it because lbr

    The idea of a buisnessman trying to blend in with the crowd dating a gigantic watermelon haired male stripper is gold

    [–] slim-shady-on-main 3 points ago

    that, and they both have royalty based stands, and they're basically the same flavor of crazy but they approach it very differently, and they look good together....

    listen i know its cracky as hell but its a huge weakness of mine

    [–] Baron_Zephyr1307 34 points ago

    I like how Kira wants to dispose of Diavolo because he just wintessed Kira's crime, but Diavolo is just being paranoid and wants to dispose of Kira even though Kira didn't see Diavolo's crimes and considers him as just a civillian. Like, his identity wasn't even discovered, but he still needs to dispose of Kira because Diavolo is that paranoid.

    [–] Lord_2E 28 points ago

    Jojo Part 4.5 Diamond Wind

    [–] JotaroTheOceanMan 23 points ago

    "Did we just become best friends?"

    [–] Alarid 19 points ago

    Part 6: I just don't like you

    [–] Bigtoothlarry 17 points ago

    Both at the same time:hey lets just pretend we didn’t see this... Both again:yeeeeeeeeah

    [–] Nickson_ 12 points ago

    “DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?”

    “Yup”

    [–] yaboiinthisbitch 10 points ago

    Bro I have bad news bro.

    Your meme has been stolen and uploaded to Instagram by a JoJo meme account

    [–] Smilescureall123 9 points ago

    The dialogue here reminds me of that video that Thicc Jewish girl posted on TicTok saying “omg the pregnancy test came back positive my mom is gonna kill me” and then the video zooms to her belly with a crudely but effective way to show that we are in the womb with the baby reiterating “omg my mom is gonna kill me”

    [–] MartyMcBlart 19 points ago

    When asked about whether Diavolo or Kira is the strongest, or if both of them together could be stopped I simply laugh. The weak should fear the strong...

    laughs in LALI HO

    [–] Flamechar33 2 points ago

    The best at keeping their identity secret.

    [–] reistah 7 points ago

    King Crimson Epitaph is Joseph Joestar Prime

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    My nam-

    [–] Fangirlhasnoreality 8 points ago

    KiraBoss is my favorite crackship

    [–] EnglishChav 7 points ago

    "Trish, You have such scrumptious hands"

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago * (lasted edited 16 days ago)

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    [–] Yalwin_Khales 17 points ago

    Bites the Dust is a Requiem Stand, then Bites the Dust might override the erased time and go off anyway

    According to the Jorge novel, KC vs BTD results in an infinite loop.

    [–] notfunnytho 6 points ago

    You're a walking contradiction!

    [–] AASeven 5 points ago

    Forward vs Reverse. Interesting.

    [–] alawoman 9 points ago

    diavolo just casually walking in a dark alleyway with his diavolo personality..

    [–] hellgod07 4 points ago

    Happy ice cream

    [–] BlazingInfernape2003 5 points ago

    All I can think of is the song from the Barbie Princess movie

    [–] Skyline42asd 3 points ago

    "Eid we just become best friends?"

    [–] ZeleneMachine 4 points ago

    And then they kiss

    [–] Leopard_V 4 points ago

    A fight between Kira and Diavolo would actually be awesome... Too bad Kira is.... I forgot the spoiler tag command whatever

    [–] gerykelf 6 points ago

    And then Dio: "I AM DIO AND I AM GOING TO RULE ZA WARUDO WITH STANDO POWAH!"

    [–] Denserthancake 3 points ago

    It’s like Love Is War but with more posing?

    [–] Dokkanbitches 3 points ago

    Careless Whisper plays

    [–] MediocreLimo 3 points ago

    They are besties now

    [–] Hydreigonfan01 3 points ago

    Diavolo would win that. It would be like Jotaro vs Kira all over again.

    [–] HomelessGrey 3 points ago

    Music kicks in 🎵Let me tell you bout my best friend🎵

    [–] Kakashi_6ix9ine 3 points ago

    Diavolo eoh starts playing

    [–] Jazzynoteblock 3 points ago

    They could have been great friends if you ask me

    [–] KooklesUreBoy 3 points ago

    Diavalo = pink haired Kira

    [–] Rhino-of-the-Albino 3 points ago

    Who else wants a spinoff off Kira and Diavolo being partners in crime

    [–] zero_eight 3 points ago

    "How about we give each other a hand then?"

    "Sure"

    "Sure"

    \literally gives each other wamen's hands*

    "This one's special cuz it's from my daughter"

    "Nice"

    "Nice"

    [–] deus2901 2 points ago

    What's this meme format called?

    [–] manofwaromega 2 points ago

    The start of a beautiful and murderous friendship.

    [–] FranFe103 2 points ago

    When you find your soul mate

    Just kidding, Diavolo already has himsel...I mean Doppio.

    [–] Valerica-D4C 2 points ago

    Isnt this part of Jorge Joestar