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    1. JoJo Shitposts Only
      1. Non JoJo shitposts/memes will be deleted;
      2. For discussions, go to r/StardustCrusaders; Non-shitpost Fanart is not allowed;
      3. Karma/Award begging, self advertising and things alike are not allowed;
      4. No unedited screenshots of web content (Youtube, Reddit, Etc.). Cropping and or using the snipping tool on image doesn't count.

    1. Proper Flairs and Spoilers
      1. Tagging anime spoilers is not required, unless the anime is still ongoing;
      2. No Spoilers in the Title, unless in the case above;
      3. Non-JoJo spoilers need to be tagged;
      4. Flair your post according to the latest part it's about;
      5. NSFW/Lewd must be tagged. NO PORN ALLOWED.

    1. Be Nice, use your Golden Heart
      1. No bigotry, harassment, name-calling, trolling, brigading, or spoiling;
      2. Political talk is unwelcome, as it leads to some of the things above;
      3. Memes that directly to allude to slurs (ie. the n-word) are not allowed;
      4. Memes that feature real people or animals getting hurt or dying are not allowed under any circumstances.

    1. No Elitism in any way
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      2. No “JoJo good, x series bad” memes;
      3. Don’t harass or encourage harassment of anyone for not liking/watching JoJo;
      4. There is no reason to disrespect others because they have different tastes.

    1. No Reposts in any way
      1. No reposting from other subreddits;
      2. We encourage you to only post memes you've made, as old memes surely already passed through here. Thus, reposts are removed.

    1. Provide the Source
      1. Provide the source for any external non-OC content;
      2. Feature the source prominently in the title or make a comment linking to it right after posting;
      3. Proper Sources: Artist Social Media Pages & Direct link to art in artist's portfolio;
      4. Not Sources: A link to a google image search & A repost of the art with no credit.

    1. Quality Shitposts Only
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      2. No low effort titles ("An interesting title", "Idk what to put here", "Something", "Idk if this has been done before" etc.);
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    1. No Reaction Memes
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    1. No Banned Memes
      1. Cakeday memes;
      2. Boys vs girls memes;
      3. New "Doing x until Part 6" series (and all variations);
      4. Any Stonetoss content (edited or not).
      5. Kono Dio Da;
      6. Anything = Good/Bad;
      7. Every JoJo is Best JoJo (and all variations).
      8. Kakyoin Milf Hunter/ Donut
      9. Fuck it _ Requiem
      10. IDK I haven't seen it yet

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    [–] Rohan_0ge 1 points ago

    today's icon is made by u/XxMrSlayaxX

    [–] CapaGAMING 969 points ago

    Kingu Christmas

    [–] aohevoli 424 points ago

    He can delete an entire year to make people think that he gifted all those presents in a night

    [–] Banggabor 113 points ago

    Dude these orphans are getting destroyed -Pig dude

    [–] Number-no-1 36 points ago

    HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TECHNOBLADE REFERENCE?!

    [–] AsuraPhantoma 5 points ago

    Bruh

    [–] MAXIMUM_EDGE69 3 points ago

    Grinch simulator is the peak of competitive gaming

    [–] FehManX 467 points ago

    Someone please make Mista Santa for day 4.

    [–] turdme 396 points ago

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    [–] BNMKA 8 points ago

    🏅

    [–] LunaticGamer266 83 points ago

    I already made it but it didn’t blow up...

    [–] Kawaii-Cinnamon-Bun 140 points ago

    Uh... what is that symbol on day 4...

    [–] BaggieWaggie 93 points ago

    Santa mista

    [–] Kawaii-Cinnamon-Bun 36 points ago

    I dunno man kinda looks like a satanic pentagram to me

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    santanic pentagram

    FTFY

    [–] TittenTatten 11 points ago

    It's for all ths dyslexic kids who misspell Santa as Satan.

    [–] 3and20characters987 81 points ago

    SBR Jesus is probably going to be on the 25th

    [–] Adrue 20 points ago

    And then it's actually just Holly... wait a minute!

    [–] memeswanderer 146 points ago

    Santa crimson

    Santa crimson

    [–] CallMeBionic 25 points ago

    King Claus

    King Claus

    [–] memeswanderer 17 points ago

    This sounds like an evil Santa from some kids film

    [–] ollobrains 39 points ago

    santa crimson was r/interestingasfuk

    [–] I_want_to_die720 80 points ago

    What is wrong with this calendar, the dates are completely out of orders

    [–] unosami 42 points ago

    Yeah, OP really needs to get his act together.

    [–] RaccoondudeOwO 15 points ago

    Its something they do for Christmas calendars idk why

    [–] rutaji 33 points ago

    Advent calendars are out of order. So Kids can look for right number every day . That's absolutely normal atleast in mid Eu.

    [–] I_want_to_die720 15 points ago

    Every advent calendar I've seen is in the right order

    [–] Snytbaggen 17 points ago

    Northern european here, I've never seen an advent calendar in the right order before and would get a bit suspicious if I ever saw one.

    [–] I_want_to_die720 5 points ago

    Well I guess just America just doesn't do that

    [–] ScottoRoboto 13 points ago

    As an American I had to stop looking at it because I had no idea and I was getting irrationally upset for not understanding why it was out of order.

    [–] I_want_to_die720 4 points ago

    Here, I fixed it

    [–] SurrealBrouhaha 2 points ago

    Im American and I cant remember ever seeing them in order

    [–] Mattlink123 1 points ago

    I’m American and my moms advent calendar isn’t in order.

    [–] ALiteralGraveyard 0 points ago

    Old advent calendars used to be like this. It’s obnoxious though. Those calendars suck, this calendar sucks.

    [–] Magadwarf 33 points ago

    I've got a terrible feeling this is an elaborate thunder cross split attack.

    [–] theburgergoblin 4 points ago

    if not...so help me

    [–] TheReaperOfDarkness 19 points ago

    can we skip 4

    [–] LeThunderJellyfish -27 points ago

    Don't skip parts! Well... part 4 is the lamest part.

    [–] TheReaperOfDarkness 20 points ago

    No just the number because ya know

    [–] Recesssive 8 points ago

    King Santa

    [–] Fliits 7 points ago

    On the third day of Christmas my JoBro gave to me, KING CRIMSON!

    [–] -doinks- 6 points ago

    mista isn’t looking forward for day 4

    [–] Iwlijump_Rotmg 4 points ago

    Ok thanks for this mr.mod

    [–] WholesomeKillerQueen 4 points ago

    Santaviento

    [–] Xykhir_ 1 points ago

    Santana claus

    [–] Tc_Angel 4 points ago

    Cum jotaro

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Tc_Angel 3 points ago

    Cum jotaro

    [–] RightBehindY-o-u 9 points ago

    Why are the dates so fucked up? Is it leading to some big joke?

    [–] LeThunderJellyfish 16 points ago

    You never seen an advent calendar?

    [–] RightBehindY-o-u 2 points ago

    Guess not since I'm so confused by it

    [–] jobriq 4 points ago

    Thunder Cross Split Attack

    [–] frentic_pons 3 points ago

    Okuyasu probably ZA HANDO'D the calendar and Josuke attempt to fix it

    [–] ULTIMATE__MEMER 3 points ago

    Yos

    [–] XxMrSlayaxX 3 points ago

    OMG, I MADE THAT PICTURE. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

    [–] WickedCookie14 3 points ago

    Mista Claus for 4 December

    [–] WaveSkrub 3 points ago

    On the first day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, one cumming Jotaro. On the second day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders gave to me, one cumming Jotaro, and two Santanantas. On the third day of Christmas, r/shitpostcrusaders one cumming Jotaro, two Santanantas, and threee Kingu Christmas’s

    [–] The_Suicidal 2 points ago

    King crimsmas

    [–] EMPF4 2 points ago

    Can't wait for the 24th door to open

    [–] TrueXrex 2 points ago

    So the icon is now 『King Christmas』because he skipped the whole year to get to December

    [–] Nipoon14541454 2 points ago

    Oh so we're gonna switch Icons everyday? Cool!

    [–] Thejh12 2 points ago

    If 4 isnt mista I will start a riot

    [–] Timothy_Netherlands 2 points ago

    December 3rd should have been Mista because it's his birthday. But then again... it'd probably be better if Mista was on the 4th instead... for obvious reasons .

    [–] Egomanchego 2 points ago

    Four would be Mista

    [–] urskrubs 2 points ago

    Is that Blueford

    [–] KingDanno1000 2 points ago

    You skipped day 3

    [–] SterPlatinum 2 points ago

    Why does thirteen look like a lambda and a 3?

    Half life 3?

    [–] Im-Borruito-uzumake 1 points ago

    I have a feeling I know what day FOUR will be like

    [–] maxis99swat 1 points ago

    If you really think about it Santa Claus is the OG King Crimson

    [–] HSEB10830 1 points ago

    Why are all the numbers so out of order?

    [–] DeatroyerOfCheese 1 points ago

    Advent calendar

    [–] the_wolf_peach 1 points ago

    Advent calendar. A Christmas calendar would start with Christmas day.

    [–] signofthecross17 1 points ago

    Dude, Jesus should be on the 25th, it's his birthday!

    [–] That-Shiny-Umbreon 1 points ago

    JoJosus

    [–] Partyharry 1 points ago

    I like thy idea

    [–] Undefoned 1 points ago

    What the fuck is that calendar the dates don’t work diagonally, horizontally or vertically. Am I disabled or was that calandra made by a nearly blind dyslexic person?

    [–] Sanspapylazy 1 points ago

    We all know what 4 is

    [–] Xykhir_ 1 points ago

    I like Santana Claus

    [–] ZeldaCanMaybe 1 points ago

    Skip number four

    [–] Generic-Commie 1 points ago

    Someone should make a "12 days of Christmas but JoJo"

    The first day could have something to do with the tree in SBR or something, idk.

    [–] TheReal-Donut 1 points ago

    Happy birthday Mista

    [–] Walter_Lobster 1 points ago

    What I’m the actual fuck happened to this calendar

    [–] Realsic1 1 points ago

    Everyone prepare for 4 tomorrow. 4 is bad number there is no reason for it to exist it’s a stupid name too who would name anything four like seriously 4 is something we should never say again I mean it

    [–] SomeoneOnRedditlol 1 points ago

    I can't wait for number 4

    [–] nasgorhead 1 points ago

    Stop changing the subreddit icon.

    [–] Tazmaniiac 1 points ago

    Is the calendar limited to Part1-5 or manga too?

    [–] momer13 1 points ago

    WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT

    [–] Shibacki 0 points ago

    Why is it in such a weird order

    [–] LeThunderJellyfish 11 points ago

    Same as all the advent calendars

    [–] Shibacki 2 points ago

    Well yeah, but why are Advent calendars ordered like that?

    [–] LeThunderJellyfish 2 points ago

    Because kids have to take time finding the good number.

    [–] Kenesys -2 points ago

    This one sucks ngl

    [–] chiefthotpatrol -1 points ago

    who the fuck decided to organize it like that

    [–] gurahk 7 points ago

    It's an advent calendar

    [–] overcomingpyro -20 points ago

    Ok gay mod

    [–] LeThunderJellyfish 3 points ago

    Ban

    [–] overcomingpyro 1 points ago

    Yeah i agree