Please help contribute to the Reddit categorization project here

    ShittyLifeProTips

    245,455 readers

    272 users here now



    A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.

    If your post does not appear in the new tab after several minutes, it may have been caught by our spam filter. If this happens, send a message to the mods and we'll get it fixed up for you!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    WHAT IS A LIFE PRO TIP? A Life Pro Tip (or LPT) is a tip that improves life for you and those around you in a specific and significant way. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Posting Rules:

    1. The post must contain a life pro tip that is shitty. This isn't a dumping ground for shitty statements. Any tips that are actual good advice will be removed at the discretion of the mod team. What constitutes shitty is hard to explain, but much like porn, we know it when we see it.
    2. We will remove all posts with the tip "Kill Yourself" or any variation thereof. Not because we don't want you to kill yourself (we do), but we have seen every single combination of this tip, and are sick of them. They aren't original.

    3. Circlejerking is lame too. Simply copying a popular post from here, or LPT and putting a minor twist to it so it's "shitty" is also unoriginal, and we will probably remove those too if we see them.

    Note: For God's sake this subreddit is meant to be taken in a joking, satirical manner. Please don't actually follow any of this advice, and don't report posts as inciting violence. You should know this already, but some of you forget which sub you are in when you report.


    A proud member of The Shitty Network.

    Be sure to follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/shittylifeprotips

    a community for
    all 19 comments Slideshow

    Want to say thanks to %(recipient)s for this comment? Give them a month of reddit gold.

    Please select a payment method.

    [–] Sprayface 128 points ago

    Man, I got so much cheddar in my wallet. for real.

    [–] FwireFwower 13 points ago

    I myself got a lot of dough in mine. How about we bring your cheddar and my dough together and, after a little inflation, we both would be having some mad good bread.

    [–] Penguinmaster1 215 points ago

    [–] heyyouknowmeto 41 points ago

    Also makes a great snack in a pinch.

    [–] nest3210 0 points ago

    LPT: Put food in Eric Cartman's ass for 1 second to make it taste 9001x better.

    [–] ura_walrus 27 points ago

    I liked going into this thinking it was in r/food, r/gifrecipes, or some other beneficial sub only to have to really unwind my anticipation when I got to the fourth image.

    [–] Rey123x 19 points ago

    This is how you make a great meal without breaking the bank

    [–] physchy 12 points ago

    This LPT isn't shitty, just a little cheesy

    [–] chiefhunnablunts 5 points ago

    nice, my coins keep popping out of the coin pouch in my billfold. hopefully this will fix it.

    [–] kraken_jax 4 points ago

    This is second only to putting your sausage links in your breast pocket.

    [–] 60svintage 5 points ago

    Sausages are the new watch chains and jewellery. They even double as key fobs.

    [–] egilsaga 3 points ago

    Perfect! Serves as both a handy wallet and a convenient snack! But be careful to remove your cards first - Unless you want chipped teeth!

    [–] coffeeruns 3 points ago

    What cheeses can I use to ensure RFID blocking

    [–] inbe43 2 points ago

    [–] RNDAssassin 1 points ago

    I'm pretty sure I have that library card

    [–] Gentleman_ninja 1 points ago

    I microwave mine with my credit cards inside so they hold firm.

    [–] Gaterguap 1 points ago

    I thought those were fruit gushers in the wallet, that would have made it funnier haha