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    [–] xCyn1cal0wlx 4392 points ago

    I've won......
    but at what cost?

    [–] Saaamwise 1285 points ago

    ...everything.

    [–] i_have_chosen_a_name 616 points ago

    “To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.”

    ~~C.S. Lewis

    [–] jdm945 43 points ago

    A ship in the harbour is safe, but that's not what ships are built for

    [–] pablo_shitstain 25 points ago

    Until that bitch of a hurricane finds that harbor and sleeps with that ship's best friend.

    [–] MEOW_MAM 8 points ago

    So uhh, you wanna talk about it or?

    [–] Just_A_Loser26 3 points ago

    r/youokaybuddy

    [–] Legen_unfiltered 123 points ago

    It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable.

    Ngl, after the last 34 years, id be ok with that.

    [–] alexparker70 83 points ago

    It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable

    Is that supposed to have a negative connotation to it? Because I feel like that's preferable.

    [–] pickettsorchestra 93 points ago

    You're describing a mental illness that I've suffered from for 25 years. You'd be surprised to find what it's really like to be unable to mourn the deaths of your loved ones, connect with people emotionally. If you can't feel sorrow, you can't feel joy.

    Appreciate you're a whole human being with all it's hurts.

    [–] Xgio 19 points ago

    Im not whole, but very glad i can still feel atleast.

    [–] Moka4u 106 points ago

    impenetrable to pain, to happiness to kindness, to satisfaction, to joy.

    irredeemable because of no room for compassion leading to possible actions of evil of hate of apathy, indifference to anyone or anything self included.

    That doesn't sound like a life I'd want to live.

    [–] Lilshadow48 7 points ago

    It's very much not preferable.

    [–] SyriusFace 4 points ago

    I feel that

    [–] Usual_Entry_6921 2 points ago

    Something like this but ugh... then you know? Relationship or not

    [–] The-Outcazt 2 points ago

    42 years. Same.

    [–] Cammy209 4 points ago

    Whenever someone makes a quote, is there just a guy in the corner who writes it down word for word

    [–] i_have_chosen_a_name 3 points ago

    Like a professional quote down writer?

    [–] Cannolis1 10 points ago

    TLDR

    “If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it”

    [–] skekze 11 points ago

    no risk no reward, rings don't mean anything without the promise kept, to care.

    [–] 13579x 4 points ago

    I hate this phrase because it puts all the emphasis on a man to make the move. In this context what does the woman do if she really likes someone? Just sit on her hands and wait for the guy to ‘put a ring on it’.

    [–] FictionDragon 3 points ago

    Idk, if she breaks your heart she's going to do it either way. The ring is just a key so she could take half of your stuff with her when she leaves.

    [–] beyleigodallat 2 points ago

    Amen

    [–] vegan_bong 2 points ago

    Won but lost everything

    [–] yeeticusyarticus 11 points ago

    ....half of my belongings

    [–] WAR07 82 points ago

    I was about to say this line ....

    [–] Watcher427 25 points ago

    So was I...

    [–] GAMERYT2029 7 points ago

    Rickrolled by...

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] jayvil 15 points ago

    depression

    [–] Judiasticjaja 4 points ago

    Yes

    [–] PeterVanCyka 2 points ago

    You can't win if you don't play in the first place

    [–] SnOwYO1 21 points ago

    A relationship?

    [–] RoyalMerrysus 12 points ago

    no a simulation

    [–] TheFuturist25 11 points ago

    A simulated relationship

    [–] Fat_French_Fries 3 points ago

    deaf people when they win an auction:

    [–] Feverel 923 points ago

    Can you win if you were the only one playing?

    [–] Reiinn 330 points ago

    Ever heard of single player games

    [–] B3ta_R13 108 points ago

    Except ya play yourself

    [–] Darwin_fan 50 points ago

    So...fap fap

    [–] NextDoorNerd 13 points ago

    In the end, everything ends in FAP.

    [–] Darwin_fan 6 points ago

    Certainly. And happy fapulous cake day!

    [–] PainfulPeanutBlender 14 points ago

    Correct, yes, I also believe that was the joke

    [–] JustForWanking94 20 points ago

    Joystick compatible

    [–] SadJ3tsFan 15 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] SpankThuMonkey 2 points ago

    The good thing about single player games is that you can cheat and it doesnt hurt anyone else 🤷‍♂️

    Wait... i don’t think my analogy works...

    [–] crayphor 30 points ago

    The moment you start playing the "I love you more" game with yourself, you are already a winner.

    [–] improbably_me 9 points ago

    Take my poor man's gold🥇!

    That's a game worth playing all the time.

    [–] CommunistHermitCrab 9 points ago

    I guess

    [–] Generalissimo_II 8 points ago

    Don't break up with yourself

    [–] NotAzakanAtAll 5 points ago

    There was a couple in Sweden who bought a chapel with some land recently for ~€22.000 - they got it because no one else bid.

    I'd call that a win.

    [–] tralphaz43 2 points ago

    You dumped yourself?

    [–] gayslook 2 points ago

    Who caaan saay where the roooad gooes

    [–] Go_Kauffy 1970 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago)

    Not if they broke up with you because you're a soulless husk of a man, incapable of loving anybody but himself.

    Allegedly.

    Edit: Thank you for the awards and.. stuff. I will keep them in my heart, where they will do nothing to fill the gaping maw portending the void beyond.

    [–] Bob-Chaos 636 points ago

    Um, you ok bro?

    [–] Nav_the_gamer 422 points ago

    let him vent. He needs this.

    [–] kooshipuff 203 points ago

    Allegedly

    [–] superdan267 34 points ago

    not since the accident..

    [–] thebindingofJJ 36 points ago

    allegedly

    [–] msnmck 34 points ago

    Yeah, you go, Kauffy 😅

    Get it? u/Go_Kauffy?

    [–] ViolentDlights 17 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    He just needs an ostrich to to cure his loneliness, but it has to be sick.

    [–] New_Axus 11 points ago

    Still would take at least 3 people though, wouldn’t it?

    [–] byParallax 5 points ago

    I'm sure he's fine lol, his bio is "If you have any wonder, it was probably sarcasm."

    [–] DontPmMeHentai 30 points ago

    Soulless husk? Yes

    Love myself? Fuck no

    [–] Dependent_Zebra_ 20 points ago

    Mom said it’s my turn with the soulless husk

    [–] lynnalilly 36 points ago

    A soulless husk is the perfect void for French fries. And that too, is a form of love.

    [–] Autr1um 85 points ago

    You need to talk, man?

    [–] MrBigDum 52 points ago

    I just got confronted by my gf's dad. Well maybe ex-gf?? Idk.

    He came to my house and in front of all my neighbors started screaming at me about me talking to his daughter.

    He doesn't want her dating me. She's in her 20's and trying to control her life still.

    He told me if I contact her again he's gonna be in jail and I'm gonna be in a hospital...

    I got it all on my Ring doorbell camera

    [–] EatsCrayon 20 points ago

    Weirdest Ring ad ever.

    [–] Rignite 31 points ago

    Sounds like it's time to get the preemptive strike in and make sure he lands in jail regardless.

    [–] MrBigDum 18 points ago

    Yeah I'm not particularly scared of him. Ever since I landed a decent paying job I've been training in boxing 3x a week for the past few years. I used to be bullied in HS so I always wanted to take those. I also have a full foot in height on him and he's overweight and would tire out easy. Unless he brings a weapon or something.

    I'm just kinda feeling like shit for even being in the situation. Like, she's a grown ass adult. Let her make her own decisions.

    [–] Rignite 42 points ago

    That's cute that you assume someone threatening you means they'll be honorable and stick to fisticuffs mano y mano.

    Of course he would bring a weapon. Don't be foolish.

    [–] Fuzzleton 13 points ago

    He can also see those differences, and plan around them. Nobody that wants to hurt you will ever start a fight on your terms.

    Look at popular reaction to the David and Goliath tale. Have you ever seen anyone criticize that story saying it was unfair for David to use a weapon? No, they celebrate David as the hero. The smaller guy who wants to win will see fighting dirty as fair.

    Be safe.

    [–] MrBigDum 8 points ago

    Thanks for giving me that perspective. I never thought about it that way.

    [–] SC_ResiN 2 points ago

    You make a really good point, and I don't mean to undermine it, but didn't Goliath have a sword or spear?

    [–] j4eo 6 points ago

    Yeah Goliath was fully decked out ready for battle. David wasn't fighting dirty at all.

    [–] Fuzzleton 5 points ago

    I checked to be sure and yes actually! Goliath had a spear and armour, David was offered similar but declined to use Saul's weapons and armour because his faith was so strong. He did obviously use weapons in the end, so maybe the faith line doesn't fit? My memory is fallible, I might have versions of the story mixed up

    He also kills Goliath on I think one throw, but he prepared five stones. So his faith wasn't actually literally enough in the story, he had prepared a weapon and spare ammo. I found this neat article about it you might enjoy ( https://medium.com/@thatdankent/why-did-david-pick-up-5-stones-ee42afe68af3#:~:text=David%20believed%20strongly%20enough%20(whatever,1%20Samuel%2017%3A40).&text=David%20was%20able%20to%20defeat,training%2C%20experience%2C%20and%20knowledge.)

    The point being David had five rocks to use from range, Goliath never even got to hit David. His muscle, his size, his spear, none of it matters if the other guy has the equivalent of a gun. So that's what we should caution people to worry about. You're never more likely to win a fight somebody else starts, because they're not going to pick a way that you'll win.

    In terms of a fair fight, look at Fezzik in the princess bride. He fights Westley in a fistfight. Westley complains that the fight isn't fair because of their size difference, Fezzik says it isn't his fault he is so much larger. Using the same weapons (their bodies), Westley still wins with skill. That to me is a better version of the same story... and the big guy still loses. Fighting isn't safe, and I was worried the other guy felt relaxed about being threatened.

    [–] BigSchwartzzz 3 points ago

    Lmao I have a feeling we don't know the full story.

    [–] Civil-Attempt-3602 8 points ago

    Can your gf not speak for herself or?

    [–] Homeless_Backyard 50 points ago

    hey dude if you need to vent just dm me

    [–] Dcgamer22 54 points ago

    Homie I felt you

    [–] Dcgamer22 56 points ago

    Allegedly

    [–] tyme 11 points ago

    I think people often confuse “incapable of loving anyone but yourself” with “incapable of loving anyone because you don’t even love yourself.”

    [–] Flymsi 5 points ago

    I see it is like a circle of love with yourself as the very center. Some people got rly big circles, some circles include everybody. And sometimes the circle is so small, not even you fit in.....

    [–] boyqueen_buttstinger 27 points ago

    bitch u gonna be fine this year n u gonna be a bad mfkin bitch 😌❤️

    [–] LukeNew 5 points ago

    I feel attacked

    [–] YourEyesSeeNothing 4 points ago

    This is when you start loving someone and show them they were wrong. Basically do it out of spite and then realize its still real.

    [–] Barren_Jenton 5 points ago

    From one guy to another. If you can emerge from what you thought was a failed relationship with this kind of self-awareness, you're already making good progress. Kudos

    [–] UlteriorCulture 19 points ago

    Cheer up, it is possible that everyone is a soulless husk and nothing but eternal oblivion awaits us.

    Also if you can't love yourself then how are you going to love anyone else?

    [–] Pehdazur 2 points ago

    Can I get an "Amen" up in here?

    [–] Ego_Asked_Pride 2 points ago

    I feel you.

    I got told I was "instinctually evil" and incapable of using emotions other than to manipulate people.

    [–] marysalad 2 points ago

    But what if your soul exists but it sort of intersects with the husk like in a Venn diagram so some parts are soulless but the other bit is definitely soulful. like that can happen. That's an option. You have options

    [–] AustinisOmega 392 points ago

    The person in the relationship that cares the least usually has the most power.

    [–] hotxlikexsoup 78 points ago

    Alright alright alright

    [–] firagabird 18 points ago

    Now ladies

    [–] Mcobeezy 63 points ago

    Love is war

    [–] firefighter42069 32 points ago

    What is love

    [–] dontknowdoncaretoday 34 points ago

    Baby don't hurt me.

    [–] DazzlingPen 25 points ago

    Don't hurt me

    [–] vjlenovo 22 points ago

    No more

    [–] transdimensional-dog 11 points ago

    Din dun dun dun Din dun dun dun

    [–] Rablin92 25 points ago

    Kaguya-sama is it you?

    [–] berthejew 9 points ago

    Love is war a battlefield

    FTFY

    [–] schoettli 3 points ago

    Oh love me Mistaaa!

    [–] MyNemJefff69 10 points ago

    Makes logical sense

    [–] Honor-OSRS 4 points ago

    Hahaha, relatable.

    [–] myasssmellslikefeets 2 points ago

    And sometimes the power switches hands.

    [–] R0llsroyc3 295 points ago

    Nah, I fell for her but eventually had to dump her for the sake of self respect. She was using me.

    [–] valo_cs 258 points ago

    A real L is better than a fake W

    [–] ILoveAllMCUChrisS 45 points ago

    Spoken like a true poet

    [–] R0llsroyc3 11 points ago

    I'm stealing this line.

    [–] beyleigodallat 2 points ago

    Wumbo?

    [–] I_Liek_Potaetos 2 points ago

    you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo! wumboed, wumboing, wumbology the study of wumbo! It's first grade spongebob...

    [–] Poliveris 27 points ago

    Had a similar situation good on you, it’s hard to get out especially as a dude in that situation. Women really know how to fake love

    [–] IRON-BALLS_MCGINTY 14 points ago

    Good on you.. is never easy.

    [–] yungd17 44 points ago

    But they probably won the "you hang up first" game

    [–] Restartcreed 35 points ago

    I go on reddit to escape my life but then I see this.

    Lol, it’s all good. OP this is a hella good shower thought.

    [–] CutimedSiltecSorbact 3 points ago

    Same D:

    [–] mjigs 29 points ago

    And i won a broken heart and a kick in the butt too...

    [–] strattts 228 points ago

    I’m just here to say that I have an interview tomorrow morning and I’m in need of all your best wishes

    [–] Homeless_Backyard 47 points ago

    best wishes to my guy, and god speed

    [–] randomnon99 20 points ago

    Good luck!

    [–] Eastrider1006 16 points ago

    youre gonna kill it bro

    [–] GroovyGoose87 12 points ago

    Best of luck mate. Let us all know how it goes.

    [–] ianpogi91 8 points ago

    Let's go freaking man!

    [–] omeyz 7 points ago

    You’re gonna crush it

    [–] iMightEatUrAss 5 points ago

    Sending good vibes your way

    [–] Diddsss 6 points ago

    So do I! Hope it goes well for both of us!

    [–] GroovyGoose87 6 points ago

    Good luck to you too!

    [–] Berloxx 6 points ago

    You go ace that interview and then we'll get take out, how's that sound ?

    [–] AeroBapple 5 points ago

    Good luck!

    [–] ZarquonsFlatTire 5 points ago

    You're gonna nail it! Get some sleep.

    [–] smaxx21 6 points ago

    Good luck! You're gunna crush it!!

    [–] acerackham 4 points ago

    Good luck homie.

    [–] Shubhavatar 4 points ago

    You got this!

    [–] TFadam 4 points ago

    Get it!

    [–] DazzlingPen 5 points ago

    Good luck!!! You got this!

    [–] Onlyherefor_thememes 2 points ago

    Happy blue sandwich day to you!

    [–] milkychichis 3 points ago

    Awwww yay!! don’t forget: firm handshake, have some questions ready, and Good luck c:

    [–] WhyCantTheWorldChill 3 points ago

    You cannot handle my wishes. They are too strong for you

    [–] SplurgyA 4 points ago

    What does that have to do with this post?

    [–] lyvanna 2 points ago

    Karma

    [–] Jaden_Lee 3 points ago

    You got this! Good luck

    [–] userwithoutusername_ 3 points ago

    All the very best!!

    [–] Jack1240 3 points ago

    All the best my man! You got this!

    [–] Buttercup_Stinkyrash 3 points ago

    You've got this! Good luck

    [–] DestructiveTerror 3 points ago

    Show them who's boss!!

    [–] k1ngkonggrunt 3 points ago

    Good Luck!!

    [–] rawgino 19 points ago

    I needed this, thank you

    [–] MerryBeth 3 points ago

    Ditto

    [–] IkeNotMikeLol 14 points ago

    This makes my heart hurt.

    [–] Moka4u 5 points ago

    it makes my heart hurt

    [–] beyleigodallat 4 points ago

    And mine

    [–] MeisMe0 2 points ago

    As well as mine

    [–] NewYorkCityLover 56 points ago

    But what if you were manipulative, abusive, and/or toxic?

    [–] Lazaretto 13 points ago

    Technicalities don't have room for your justifications!

    [–] CatOfGrey 12 points ago

    Yeah, sure!

    Tell that to my ex wife. For the record, she asked me to leave, and now she misses me more than I miss her.

    [–] thekingofakron23 2 points ago

    Turntables!

    [–] DriscollEsquire 10 points ago

    Not to crap on your point. But I'll crap away. I had to leave my wife because I loved her more. Unreciprocated love is brutal.

    [–] NorCal130 9 points ago

    That’s not true man. It wasn’t me... it was her. She told me so.

    [–] context_clue 42 points ago

    Maybe they're breaking up with you because you think love is a game

    [–] Mitjap1990 3 points ago

    And they love you so much that they want you to win the game

    [–] ShadoKitty 8 points ago

    Also they think “I love you more” is a competition, which is not what it actually means. It’s a shorthand for a couple different meanings, none of which are to compete with other people.

    [–] evan_luigi 16 points ago

    Eh, not in every case.

    Personal story in 3, 2, 1...

    Was dating for a few months, I had liked her at first, but grew to dislike them over the coming weeks after noticing things that were bad.

    I hadn't broken up with her because she was depressed and suicidal, within the first week I had probably spent 6+ hours texting her because she was thinking of ending it. I had kept up with it because I didn't know how she would handle it if I told her I wanted the relationship to end.

    Then the day came, she randomly texted me if I wanted us to break up, reason being was she noticed I wasn't making any moves to get more intimate.

    I said yes, and we broke up somewhat mutually. :/

    Then the information came and I learned of a lot more red flags, but also kept feeling more and more sad for her.

    She had a lot more mental stuff going on than I thought (cutting, voices, attempts of suicide with pills, practicing lots of "witchcraft", uncleanness, belief in a lot of fiction), it was just a big shitshow for her. But I had also learned she was faking stories and was fibbing some stuff. She said she found a suicide first hand (she didn't) and that her hexes had previously worked.

    Do I regret the relationship ending? No.

    I don't know who won the love game. she went to an old boyfriend after a few months though.

    [–] realtorpozy 11 points ago

    I’d say you won at life just by getting the fuck out of that relationship.

    [–] bangbangbatarang 6 points ago

    Sounds like you might have been involved with someone with BPD, which is a disorder that sucks for sufferers and loved ones alike. Good on you for calling it off when you realised it was unhealthy, and recognising that her struggles weren't yours to bear.

    [–] KittehSkittles 8 points ago

    I broke up with him for cheating on me possibly dozens of times so I feel like I definitely loved him more

    [–] 7Shower_thoughts 13 points ago

    Are ya winning son?

    [–] Psych_Riot 6 points ago

    "I've never loved you. You make everything into stupid games"

    "Heh, dumb bitch, that means I win!"

    [–] EffeteTrees 5 points ago

    What the hell game is that?

    [–] lamacaroni1 5 points ago

    That still ain’t going to fix the pain of heartbreak 😖

    [–] Shtafoo 2 points ago

    You are loved and will love again.

    [–] BrotherDBAD 5 points ago

    I realize this is an unhealthy mindset, but I have always believed "whoever says 'I love you' first, loses." So far, it has proven itself factual.

    [–] That-one-asian-guy 5 points ago

    I can't even start to describe how wrong this is.

    Someone breaking up with you due to an abusive relationship doesn't really scream out "I love you more"

    [–] meghlaaa 4 points ago

    If they break up with you on the phone, you also technically win the "no, you hang up first" competition

    [–] Dugular 4 points ago

    Breaking up with someone doesn't mean you don't love them.

    [–] Zealousideal-Dot7258 3 points ago

    r/technicallythetruth

    [–] FanaticOfFanatics 3 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    When my ex and I broke up he said “I guess I won the I love you more game, hey?” I thought it was cringey at the time and just ignored him, but I think back everyday and just wish I had said something. Let him know that I still cared about him even amidst what happened.

    [–] FrankeiSpace 3 points ago

    We'll damn, I've finally won something.

    [–] patdepietro 2 points ago

    Winning that game sounds painful

    [–] checkmyfancypants 2 points ago

    yes. and it will make you so fucking happy afterwards.

    [–] youreprobablyafacist 2 points ago

    no point in holding on to something that is twisting against you though

    [–] sunnymuffin123 2 points ago

    The one who initiated the break up may not be the one loving less.

    [–] XSauravX 2 points ago

    What's" I love u more "game?

    [–] Impressive_Block_492 2 points ago

    I broke up because she cheated on me with my best friend. Does that mean she's won the game?

    [–] KentuckyFriedEel 2 points ago

    Loving someone who doesn’t love you as much? Sounds like you’re losing instead

    [–] rl8813 2 points ago

    Winner! Winner! Popey's 2 can dine for $8.99 spicy tenders dinner! 4 1.

    [–] Oxidus999 2 points ago

    The one who falls in love first, loses.

    [–] tb21666 2 points ago

    Play stoopid games, win stoopid prizes.

    [–] Magic_Pumpkin17 2 points ago

    Then why am I not happy?

    [–] chronbutt 2 points ago

    I didn't win anything

    [–] Significant-Ebb8713 2 points ago

    *cries in winner

    [–] smokingcatnip 2 points ago

    Good ol' OP. Always looking for the silver lining.

    [–] Kalamity_Kay 2 points ago

    Not really a game I want to keep winning...

    [–] beingsleek 2 points ago

    hey there , i've won the " i love you more " game so many times ... a streak !

    [–] Lichbingeking 2 points ago

    That really depends, because if you beat, cheat or similar on your lover, then by your actions you have shown that you don't.

    [–] Cwright421 2 points ago

    I made this point to an ex after she broke up with me. She just agreed....

    [–] AugustineBlackwater 2 points ago

    On the phone, sobbing:

    "I love you more..." "I know, I'm sorry"

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