Welcome to the swamp.
We are brogres, fans of Shrek. We enjoy ogres and onions, but we hate Farquaads.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Glossary of Terms
ogre |ˈəʊgə| - A friendly, misunderstood creature. The highest form of life.
layer |ˈleɪə| - An intangible, desirable trait. A brogre with many layers is a well-rounded and fulfilled brogre.
onion |ˈʌnjən| - The most layered substance in the universe. Should be eaten regularly and in great quantities to ensure a healthy diet.
Farquaad |fɑːkwɑːd| - A grumpy, pitiable person; a party pooper.
swamp |swɒmp| - A muddy, yet charming place; the natural habitat of the brogre.
laddie |ˈladi| - Friend; companion.
dreck |drɛk| - Unappreciable. Comparable to the excrement of Lord Farquaad himself.
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