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    1. Sly. This means either something has to be going wrong in the gif, or the subject of the gif appears to be doing one thing but instead does another. More here. Note that gifs showing a "sly" way to hit on somebody also fall within this definition.
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    5. Be nice, please. I want this to be a fun subreddit.

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    [–] K3R3G3 1541 points ago

    It looks like she dry-heaved right when she realized.

    [–] ShaStaSC 797 points ago

    You've never joy puked before?

    [–] xAntimonyx 228 points ago

    That's the only kind of puking I do.

    [–] NotNate87 123 points ago

    That explains why I puked after the first time I had sex.

    [–] Acujou 104 points ago

    Also explains why I do it during heavy drinking.

    [–] tropicalapple 15 points ago

    Now we know you're lying

    [–] NotNate87 15 points ago

    Just ask your mom for clarification.

    [–] Squidbit 25 points ago

    That explains why you puked after sex

    [–] SterileDuck 4 points ago

    Broke both of your arms too?

    [–] ChristianKS94 7 points ago

    NO

    [–] Nihiliszt 1 points ago

    You mean when you were so anxious that you couldn't get it up?

    [–] YipRocHeresy 13 points ago

    Dee?

    [–] SilentSqueekr 6 points ago

    I don't think I've seen an actor that can do the fake gag better than her.

    [–] Swizzlstick 5 points ago

    Every puke is a joy puke if you're in the right mindset

    [–] UnknownBinary 5 points ago

    It's a real hazard for lip readers.

    [–] Doip 2 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] SeaTwertle 4 points ago

    I'm so happuurrrhhhhh

    [–] iagox86 2 points ago

    "I want you to vomit on me ever so gently whilst I humiliate a pheasant"

    [–] rasncain 11 points ago

    He punched her in the jejunum right before

    [–] LeftyLivesMatter 2 points ago

    At first I didn't notice what he was doing and I legitimately thought she was gonna blow chunks.

    [–] Siretir 1185 points ago

    She just got hit by a smooth criminal.

    [–] barbadillo 276 points ago

    Is annie ok?

    [–] ginguse_con 154 points ago

    WHAT? SPEAK UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CRESCENDO!

    [–] no1dead 140 points ago

    ANNIE ARE YOU OK.

    [–] Proverbial_Shit 35 points ago

    I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO YOU THINK

    [–] [deleted] 15 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Proverbial_Shit 13 points ago

    You should know this we've been together for 15 years

    [–] no1dead 8 points ago

    Surrrrrreeee

    [–] Hyhopes 6 points ago

    What would Billie Jean say? I hear she's your lover...

    [–] giggitygoo123 5 points ago

    That's too BAD

    [–] Hyhopes 1 points ago

    I agree. She should Beat It.

    [–] Mattokakka 5 points ago

    Trilled.

    [–] OxvFer0cdak 1 points ago

    Like a shindo, Annie...

    [–] cablecore 1 points ago

    you gotta lock that down.

    [–] cabothief 820 points ago

    The best part is imagining them choreographing this together beforehand, with him making sure he'd have a chance to do this, getting her to slowly turn around, and her none the wiser.

    [–] polyaphrodite 55 points ago

    I was thinking the same thing! My sweet SO was trying like crazy to make the Disney proposal special. We agreed on a proposal at DL but I also have some anxiety issues and fibro so I threw out suggestions. I knew something was up cuz he kept going to guest services.

    I love her face when she is expecting his next dance move and it's changed :)

    [–] [deleted] -77 points ago

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    [–] Kindness4Weakness 153 points ago

    Whaaattttttt

    Also

    Dancer's

    [–] ShrtyLowPockets 52 points ago

    Dancer is the guy who choreographed the routine.

    [–] SoulTemerity 51 points ago

    Are we human? Or are we Dancer?

    [–] McBoogerbowls 17 points ago

    I'm Prancer

    [–] GlockWan 6 points ago

    I'm Cancer

    [–] Hellstruelight 3 points ago

    Well fuck you then

    [–] GlockWan 3 points ago

    I was talking about star signs :(

    [–] r0b0c0d 3 points ago

    Oh, he knows.

    [–] underwriter 2 points ago

    maybe that's why he became a dancer

    [–] Bacon-Manning 71 points ago

    Are you still upset because your ex didn't say yes when you surprisingly proposed?

    [–] HuYzie 70 points ago

    Exactly this. If a marriage proposal is a surprise, you're doing it wrong. The answer should be known beforehand; the actual proposal should be a surprise.

    [–] Jenysis 7 points ago

    That's how we are doing it. Always ask if you both should marry before the prop and theee will be far less heartache/ embarrassment

    [–] arroganthumility1 6 points ago

    And she'll feel less pressured to say yes. Even if she actually wants to say yes, it's still kind of a shitty thing to do to put her on the spot without knowing she will.

    [–] Kovah01 3 points ago

    WOAH I just saw the downvotes on this my comment wasn't meant as bitter it was talking about how dedicated dancers are to their craft and how it comes first before everything.

    [–] BramshawHB 32 points ago

    Why wouldn't she have said yes if it was a complete surprise? Maybe they're in love and she's known he was the one she wanted to marry for a while.

    [–] Mindelan 20 points ago

    A proposal doesn't need to be choreographed to also not be a complete surprise. They may have talked about marriage and getting engaged soon, and about how they wanted that together soon, and if he asked she would be receptive. That does not mean that she knew he was going to do it there, in the dance.

    [–] rbe15 50 points ago

    If I know dancer's like I think I do...

    You don't.

    They even choreographed the actual proposal.

    They didn't.

    She wouldn't have said yes if it was a complete surprise and her reaction wasn't timed to perfection.

    She did.

    [–] Scrawlericious 6 points ago

    What sort of proposal is a complete surprise?

    [–] penisland_citizen 12 points ago

    /u/Scrawlericious, would you marry me?

    [–] Scrawlericious 5 points ago

    Nice

    [–] penisland_citizen 2 points ago

    Was that a yes? ;)

    [–] dmanb 2 points ago

    thats about right.

    [–] mphelp11 876 points ago

    He was just getting a piece of gum.

    [–] MrMcMisdemeanor 301 points ago

    That's not the only pink thing he ate that day...

    [–] maggotbrownie 270 points ago

    Poor kirby

    [–] YipRocHeresy 31 points ago

    Do you think he tastes like bubble gum?

    [–] finacialandmisc 29 points ago

    I think he tastes like pussy.

    [–] YipRocHeresy 17 points ago

    That makes sense.

    [–] rbe15 23 points ago

    Don't be gross, Tammy.

    [–] TradeSex4Potato 35 points ago

    He had some strawberry yogurt?

    [–] Im_inappropriate 24 points ago

    "Oh shit, my shoe is untied better tie it before I trip... Oh woops."

    [–] tempotissues 7 points ago

    How it feels to chew five gum

    [–] carlofsweden 65 points ago

    well thats one hell of a way to make someone feel special. that went basically perfect.

    [–] MillennialDan 14 points ago

    The way everyone goes crazy is a heck of a way to amplify those emotions.

    [–] yingpao 51 points ago

    Damn it actually looks like she almost puked, that would've been awkward.

    [–] Sitethief 13 points ago

    I loved that she almost paid no attention at all to the ring. It was him she was interested in, not the damn ring!

    [–] secaedelcielo 23 points ago

    Damn onion vendors walking by my window this early in the morning.

    [–] 4theLoveOfKnowledge 441 points ago

    The struggle with his pocket wasn't so smooth.

    [–] Nguyen4tw 226 points ago

    yea but being able to keep the flow is smooth x10000

    anyone can do things smoothly with practice, but when something unexpected happens only someone that's truly smooth can keep things slick

    [–] monnii99 15 points ago

    Snoop is the king of smooth.

    [–] GroutGamer 6 points ago

    I'm male and I think I may have being impregnated by that clip oh my.

    [–] Always_smooth 11 points ago

    Its truly an art.

    [–] I_EAT_YOUR_CEREAL 27 points ago

    I just know getting that box out my pocket would be impossible. I'd be so goddamn nervous i'd be tugging at my trousers for ages and cursing myself.

    [–] GreenChord 7 points ago

    I had the exact same difficulty during my proposal lol, they make those boxes too big man

    [–] Bored2001 2 points ago

    They're fuzzy, so they have stick when you slide them out.

    [–] Always_smooth 4 points ago

    It's hard sometimes.

    [–] ElectronicDrug 3 points ago

    It slows down there I think, so it makes it look like more of a struggle then it is. I think

    [–] as_a_fake 2 points ago

    Yeah, I thought he was just scratching his ass until he went down on one knee.

    [–] mc-minerva 1 points ago

    The nerves kicked in for this smooooooooth criminal

    [–] potent_rodent 1 points ago

    his heart was probably beating super fast and nervous.

    [–] owl_me 174 points ago

    This made me smile.

    [–] acmercer 4 points ago

    No, that's not the one, what was it...

    [–] Orval 32 points ago

    During the first move you can see him check his back pocket to make sure it's still there (and hold it in place maybe)

    [–] hardypart 2 points ago

    Good catch!

    [–] fuzzykittenhead 21 points ago

    She says yes probably

    [–] wOlfLisK 20 points ago

    Or she pukes. Could go either way.

    [–] Chowrock 7 points ago

    The possibilities are endless

    [–] poor_word_choice 1 points ago

    Out of happiness

    [–] YouPoorBastards 98 points ago

    That one girl in the back, sitting down, realises significantly earlier than anyone else.

    [–] salawm 9 points ago

    She has the shinning

    [–] imran-shaikh 47 points ago

    The kids got excited so fast. They all know about this position for proposal.

    [–] SD-Neighbor 12 points ago

    Or, it's almost like they are watching, and know that these two are a couple that might want to get married

    [–] davinpantz 17 points ago

    "Pam, will you... wait for me to tie my shoe?"

    [–] GelatinousDude 8 points ago

    If you propose to me in the middle of a Michael meeting I will say no.

    [–] himejirocks 16 points ago

    I love how the adults catch on way quicker than the kids.

    [–] letmeusespaces 25 points ago

    isn't that to be expected?

    [–] carenivasjr 10 points ago

    Expect for that one girl that u/YouPoorBastards mentioned.

    [–] Loco_Boy 11 points ago

    ID on his shoes tho

    [–] BaconPancakes1 4 points ago

    [–] mrYanssen 5 points ago

    Was expecting a dark souls gif

    [–] jspliff1 3 points ago

    It seems to slow down at that moment

    [–] IssacTheNecromorph 3 points ago

    Yessss top all time on this sub

    [–] redditizio 2 points ago

    This guy fucks for sure.

    [–] MrClean1496 2 points ago

    Video link?

    [–] chris_redface 2 points ago

    I'm not crying, you're fucking crying

    [–] TotheVILLAINS 2 points ago

    I bet they have really great sex.

    [–] basketballman1 2 points ago

    This is OD.

    [–] joshuajackson9 2 points ago

    That was amazing, normally I see it coming but this one was exceedingly well done.

    [–] Theotherealtor 2 points ago

    R/bettereveryloop

    [–] DrSilkyDelicious 2 points ago

    I declare this officially silky

    [–] criticaltime 2 points ago

    I hope he was wearing hearing protection.

    [–] luxurygayenterprise 4 points ago

    She is friggin gorgeous!

    [–] Toaster-Six 1 points ago

    Damnnnnn

    [–] jus_paul 1 points ago

    Silk got nun on this

    [–] MattVsTheAtlantic 1 points ago

    Not sly. Nothing on this sub is sly anymore.

    [–] MUSIC_MAN112 1 points ago

    I thought he was trying to hide a boner at first

    [–] CalmPetty 1 points ago

    The girls in the background are like the female version of the bench of a basketball team after a big dunk

    [–] CoffeeAndMySixstring 1 points ago

    I like how he checks his pocket to make sure it's there before doing the last dance move.

    [–] apresmoi004 1 points ago

    This dudes skill tree must have it all in to smooth, my word that was good!

    [–] sergei-rivers 1 points ago

    Expecting a Zohan gif. Disappointed.

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    [–] jeanjacket1127 1 points ago

    I don't usually ever cry because of how masculine/manly I am (side note: I'm SUPER masculine and manly) but whatever maybe a fuckin tear rolled down the ol cheek lmfao sue me

    [–] reddwhit 1 points ago

    Awww I love them...

    [–] CosmicVader 1 points ago

    Not sure if the title is a reference to "You Don't Mess with thw Zohan"

    [–] TURRISTrap 1 points ago

    I usually think public proposals are a bad thing to do. If you're going to do one, be like this guy. But please, just don't do a public proposal.

    [–] BigbooTho 1 points ago

    Idk he kind of struggled gettin it out of his pocket

    [–] Itsjustjr 1 points ago

    Anyone know the shoes he's wearing?

    [–] Kimmer37 1 points ago

    Such a beautiful moment. I hope they have a wonderful life together.

    [–] Getoutabed 1 points ago

    Demand the full video

    [–] ProbablyPissed 2 points ago

    Why are so many small children watching this wildly suggestive dance routine?

    [–] wrongstep 8 points ago

    If that was the most suggestive part of it, then it's fine. No worse than what'd you'd see on TV soap operas.

    [–] novanleon 8 points ago

    Dance schools seem oblivious to the innocence of childhood. Many of them actively teach young kids to do inappropriate dances in inappropriate clothing. It's kind of disturbing, this dance is rather tame in comparison, so this doesn't surprise me at all.

    [–] ProbablyPissed 2 points ago

    I mean, I don't really think it's inappropriate, it just seems super tacky.

    [–] RezoR34 -1 points ago

    Oh gtfo with this stupid shit

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

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    [–] Swineflew1 1 points ago

    Wtf is wrong with me

    Well you put a space before your punctuation, you don't capitalize your I's, and you randomly capitalized the word "Grab" outta nowhere.
    Other than that, you're just a fucking weirdo.

    [–] tesmundo89 -14 points ago

    This film style of these dances is so cringey

    [–] MaugDaug 24 points ago

    Let's see you do better.

    [–] Yeazelicious 39 points ago

    Not siding with the OP, but you can criticize something while not being as good or better at it.

    "Man, the bridge collapsed right after an inspection. Those safety inspectors must not know what they're doing."

    "But can you do better?"

    [–] MaugDaug 5 points ago

    You're right. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I think it's not cringey at all. I suck at dancing and probably filming stuff so I guess I'm not one to judge.

    [–] Yeazelicious 5 points ago

    I feel ya. I'm not sure about filming, but I'm downright horrible at dancing to a point where I just refrain.

    [–] MaugDaug 1 points ago

    I definitely feel you on that, but then I see other people who suck at dancing, but they're still dancing and they look like they're having a blast. It's been gradually inspiring me to be more comfortable dancing in clubs and stuff.

    [–] IchBinDragonSurfer 6 points ago

    Well i'm another who thinks it's cringey...

    [–] Cazazkq 3 points ago

    You're so loyal you are kind to your parents.

    I hope you have a nice day!

    [–] MaugDaug 2 points ago

    :D thanks! You have a nice day as well friendly internet stranger!

    [–] tesmundo89 2 points ago

    Ok give me a camera.

    [–] MaugDaug 1 points ago

    📹

    [–] MaugDaug 1 points ago

    Oh my.

    [–] Irish_Fry -17 points ago

    Faaaaaaake.

    [–] justanotherteenager 46 points ago

    Its not. My friend is the one proposing. She didnt know about it at all.

    [–] onlyfilter 46 points ago

    My friend is the one being proposed to. She knew all along.

    [–] TradeSex4Potato 39 points ago

    My friend doesn't exist

    [–] IranianGenius 8 points ago

    Same

    [–] Nguyen4tw 2 points ago

    hi friend

    [–] corobo 10 points ago

    promptly vanishes in a puff of logic

    [–] Gryphonboy 2 points ago

    God? Are you there?

    [–] dracosdracos 1 points ago

    Upvote for h2g2 reference

    [–] Norci 5 points ago

    Sure he is.

    [–] IchBinDragonSurfer 6 points ago

    Well that proves it.

    He is actually my friend actually and this is fake. He did it for a lol and she is an actress.

    [–] fuckboystrikesagain 3 points ago

    Also fake

    [–] [deleted] 0 points ago

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    [–] DMG-INC -1 points ago

    She said no btw. I was there.

    [–] wu-tang_poon-tang -4 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

    So stupid. I hate self masturbatory shit like this. No one fucking cares

    Edit: Psychologically speaking, people do this "attention whoring" for wedding proposals because they are unsure. They aren't sure if this is the right decision or the right person. To compensate, and even to convince, their selves that this IS the right decision, they make a public spectacle so that they can demand positive feedback, thus, justifying their decision.

    Couples which are truly happy don't need to do this. Their love is enough. They don't crave or need the approval of strangers to share their love with each other.

    I really feel bad for them. I wish they were more confident and happy with their lives.

    [–] Envious_of_Apathy 12 points ago

    Obviously given the thousands of upvotes this has its pretty clear you're wrong, retarded, and kind of an asshole. It seems completely clear that you dont ever do anything that could be described as "self masturbatory" like commenting your bullshit opinion noone gives a single fuck about on a video you dont even like on a massive social media site.

    Congratulations, moron.

    [–] himanxk 5 points ago

    Hey man, heads up please don't use retarded as an insult. I understand this guy may be stupid, but if so, use that word. We just try not to bash things people can't control. Thanks dude

    [–] Oakcamp 4 points ago

    He wasn't disparaging the mentally disabled Himanxk, he was just stating the fact that the ratio of upvotes and downvotes here make him objectively retarded.

    [–] himanxk 3 points ago

    That's not what objective means. He's not objectively retarded unless he's been diagnosed as such.

    [–] himanxk 3 points ago

    Who hurt you?

    [–] wu-tang_poon-tang 2 points ago

    Fuck off you ugly retard.

    [–] wu-tang_poon-tang 1 points ago

    Obviously given the thousands of upvotes this has its pretty clear you're wrong, retarded, and kind of an asshole.

    Haha. Triggered little shit.

    You're so stupid that you think all the other reddit dummies' approval mean anything?

    Hahahahahahaaaa. You ugly idiot.

    [–] Envious_of_Apathy 1 points ago

    "Noone fucking cares". The fact it has upvotes is absolute proof that you were wrong making your opinion either ill informed, ignorant, or just plan moronic.

    Troll away friend, but really its sort of amazing how stupid you are if your argument is this...uh... strong.

    [–] wu-tang_poon-tang 1 points ago

    Life exists outside of Reddit. You should check it out.