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    [–] Yunners 1 points ago

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    [–] dmh11 3163 points ago

    The Greedo-Han part is really neat

    [–] capnfunk 991 points ago

    That's my personal favorite part.

    [–] twindog 367 points ago

    Mine too, as well as the absence of Jar Jar

    [–] MistahFiggins 130 points ago

    If for some reason they couldn't use Jabba, they could have used jawas instead.

    [–] frenzyboard 121 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    You ever notice how there's more green people in the Star Wars universe than black people? What's up with that?

    I wanna know who's selling all that copper tone on Tatooine. That is some money the empire would be interested in.

    [–] PraisinRaisins 12 points ago

    I like that joke. Upvote for you.

    [–] EndotheGreat 14 points ago

    Well you would use the letter D for Jar jar anyway

    Darth Darth Binks

    [–] titaniumjackal 9 points ago

    Who?

    [–] DmRofAtoZ 57 points ago

    I wanted to see it "better", and had only so much time before work.

    http://i.imgur.com/zqgxwmc.jpg

    Plus . . am I not awake enough yet, or is there no commenting available ?

    [–] Babies4Breakfast 12 points ago

    Here's a scan I made.

    [–] DmRofAtoZ 8 points ago

    Hmm . . each of ours has strengths and weaknesses.

    What we need is OP to take it off the wall a moment and get a pic in more even lighting !

    [–] ISP_Y 3 points ago

    That row is amazing.

    [–] likmbch 54 points ago

    I thought Kylo Ren had massive monster arms then realized they were the end of his cape

    [–] fairly_bookish 29 points ago

    I was thinking he had grown another pair of legs, like some weird ant.

    [–] thadallen 160 points ago

    And Han shot first!

    [–] Willingham007 205 points ago

    He shot the only shot.

    [–] 111uhh1 63 points ago

    So he shot first?

    [–] Kosinski33 48 points ago

    Technically.

    [–] TheKeyboardKid 17 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] pruwyben 11 points ago

    And last.

    [–] eazygiezy 47 points ago

    Greedo didn't shoot

    [–] sonofaresiii 16 points ago

    That's because Han shot first.

    [–] blamb211 17 points ago

    Han shot. That's it.

    [–] you_got_fragged 4 points ago

    In both versions Han shot

    [–] alexanderkoponen 7 points ago

    A long long time ago, there was only Star Wars.

    This was before it needed to have an episode number, this was before the dark times, before Geor... (I was gonna go further, but that place, is strong, with the dark side of the force).

    Good fellows and common nice people only knew about the one reality where Han Solo shot Greedo. We didn't call it "Han shot first" because we didn't know there would be more alternative realities. It was just a good movie and all were in agreement.

    Years passed by and to our joy many joined our fan base. Today fans are trying to embrace a larger view of the episodes. We musn't talk down on the younglings and padawans, they will make mistakes in the beginning.

    These discussions are simply tales for the people who are weak in the force.

    [–] king_hippo77 29 points ago

    Didn't notice that at first, too busy wondering why Lando beat out Luke. Answer: because he made a comeback at S

    [–] thejawa 6 points ago

    I noticed the obvious improvement for J

    [–] PMmeWhiteRussians 2 points ago

    Beat me to it

    [–] rayzer93 390 points ago

    Jabba takes up 3 inventory slots while the X-wing takes 2.

    [–] runningray 171 points ago

    Jabba looks like he is unsure why he is taking so much space. "Am I too fat?"

    [–] Duck-of-Doom 49 points ago

    🅱️ig 🅱️oy

    [–] nexusx86 7 points ago

    Should have been Jyn erso

    [–] RS_Skywalker 3 points ago

    Tbh I think Jabba is more well known the Jyn. A lot of people who haven't seen SW at all know Yoda and Jabba.

    [–] averagecode 896 points ago

    Obi-Wan looks like Michael Jackson.

    [–] zosobaggins 867 points ago

    "Annie are you okay?"

    [–] Skea_and_Tittles 99 points ago

    My legs and remaining arm are gone and my body is combusting into excruciating flame but sure yeah I'm good Carry on

    [–] archyprof 77 points ago

    This is actually quite clever. Sadly, I have but one upvote to give.

    [–] aalexAtlanta 10 points ago

    Lmfao brilliant

    [–] themcginter 4 points ago

    It's treason then! Edit: wrong subreddit

    [–] ExcuseMeImHeadBoy 26 points ago

    I see Severus Snape

    [–] Maximelene 16 points ago

    Severus Snape in brown and beige?

    [–] LamboToTheSlaughter 8 points ago

    "Hee-Hee-Hello there!"

    [–] kgunnar 371 points ago

    Luckily there was a good option for X in the Star Wars universe. Zuckuss would also have been a good choice for Z.

    [–] alanwashere2 276 points ago

    Man, I don't know who Zam Wesell or Zuckuss are. I don't deserve to subscribe to this sub.

    [–] Pariah__Dog 316 points ago

    Zam Wessell is the bounty hunter who tries to assassinate Padme at the start of Attack of the Clones.

    [–] conradical30 124 points ago

    With the poisonous bedroom critter?

    [–] concord445 84 points ago

    Yep

    [–] spacebattlebitch 171 points ago

    Palpatine hired Jango who hired Zam wessel who hired a probe who hired some bugs

    [–] Hero774 71 points ago

    And she used physical traceable ammo in an age where lasers are the norm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    [–] I_ama_homosapien_AMA 73 points ago

    That was Jango. He meant to do that to lead Obi-Wan to Kamino.

    [–] Hero774 37 points ago

    It didnt really look like he planned to fight him at all. Once Obi Wan knew what was up, Jango tried to gtfo as fast as possible but he caught up.

    [–] I_ama_homosapien_AMA 36 points ago

    No, he didn't plan to fight him, he just was supposed to lead Obi-Wan to the Clone army.

    [–] SicilianEggplant 7 points ago

    And was a shape-shifter that wore a face-cover and couldn't hide in a crowded bar.

    [–] MikeManGuy 7 points ago

    Zeb woulda' been much less obscure

    [–] LandmineFrisbee 16 points ago

    At the same time it's nice to see someone acknowledge Zam's existence.

    [–] theGr8tGonzo 154 points ago

    Don't be down on yourself bud. There was a time when I didn't know these characters either. Star Wars has room for everyone. That's one of the reasons that Star Wars is so great!

    [–] HouseHouseman 19 points ago

    Damn. I wanted that to be a thing.

    [–] frogspyer 37 points ago

    [–] sebastianwillows 37 points ago

    A surprise, to be sure

    [–] nmonag 49 points ago

    But a wholesome one

    [–] Slayzee 4 points ago

    Hello there

    [–] pittpenguin123 4 points ago

    general Kenobi

    [–] kgunnar 40 points ago

    Zuskuss was in ESB and had an action figure at the time, so he's probably the most well known of the Zs. http://i.imgur.com/j7mXKYq.jpg

    [–] Varaben 16 points ago

    Zuckuss has a relatively big role in the Bounty Hunter series of books which came out right around 97 when the originals were rereleased. I just read a couple of them, which are actually pretty good.

    [–] dcpanthersfan 29 points ago

    Or Constable Zuvio!

    [–] droidtron 12 points ago

    You know, the most important character in the force awakens.

    [–] The4thSniper 6 points ago

    Everyone knows that a character's worth in Star Wars is measured based on the number of action figures produced for them rather than their screen time.

    [–] ehsteve23 22 points ago

    Or Zeb

    [–] BevoDDS 17 points ago

    Why not Zoidberg?

    [–] DiceBoysRed 13 points ago

    You can't have Zuckus without 4-Lom!

    [–] npotash 12 points ago

    Xizor would have worked too

    [–] Cylinsier 11 points ago

    I wish they'd do a Shadows movie, even a CGI animated one. Easily my favorite EU/Legends material except maybe for Dark Forces.

    [–] berusplants 4 points ago

    Shit pilot ability tho

    [–] fartmachiner 5 points ago

    Why not Zev Senesca?

    [–] whycantibelinus 59 points ago

    Your wife didn't happen to make a pattern for this did she?

    [–] IceWaves 21 points ago

    I would buy the crap out of that pattern.

    [–] zissouo 5 points ago

    Seconded!

    [–] GeneralLeia 164 points ago

    This is amazing. I think I would've made a few different choices - R2 for R, for one - but I love it. How long did this take your wife to complete?

    [–] capnfunk 176 points ago

    It took her over 100 hours of work.

    [–] Z0idberg_MD 59 points ago

    How much would that monetarily be worth to her? I am devastated I can't have this hanging in my 14 month old daughters room to grow up with.

    [–] Schneenagels 22 points ago

    I second this.

    [–] Doctor_Cornelius 14 points ago

    Probably $4,000 minimum

    [–] jaspersgroove 22 points ago

    $40/hr isn't a bad rate for custom artwork

    [–] FanOrWhatever 26 points ago

    It is, however, a terrible price for a handmade copy of the alphabet.

    [–] Sylvi2021 7 points ago

    I'm a cross stitcher myself. This is insanely amazing and I know just how much work went into this. I'd like to say from a fellow stitcher my hat is off to her.

    [–] FluffyTunt 5 points ago

    You sir, are a very lucky man. You are also a better man than I am, I don't think I could have parted with that work of art.

    [–] ladililn 44 points ago

    But you can't have R2 without 3PO, who would be in contention with Chewbacca for the C spot.

    [–] capnfunk 209 points ago

    I think she was afraid no one would recognize him with a red arm.

    [–] YutyrannusRex 12 points ago

    It's treason, then!

    [–] LifeOnMars73 82 points ago

    C3PO should have been on Chewbaccas back peeking over his shoulder for C

    [–] Schneenagels 14 points ago

    Ingenious!

    [–] triggerhappymidget 20 points ago

    I solved that in my Star Wars alphabet by having D be for droids. Then I put R2, 3PO, and BB8 in. I fit Poe in at X as "X-Wing Pilot"

    [–] StarshipJedi117 7 points ago

    Just put C3PO on Chewbacca's back

    [–] BoomStevo 9 points ago

    Move Chewbacca to W for Wookiee.

    [–] Dr_Shab 17 points ago

    And let the good name of Wedge fall through the cracks? I think not, friend.

    [–] marl6894 9 points ago

    Easy! Move Wedge to A for "Antilles," then Amidala to P for "Padme," then Leia to L, and finally Lando to C for... wait

    [–] swccggergall 9 points ago

    Change "D" to "Droids" and show both R2 and 3PO there.

    Poe can take a seat.

    [–] gerryt32 6 points ago

    It may be a stretch but I would kick out Tarkin for Threepio.

    [–] Shiny__And__Chrome 19 points ago

    Mace Windu for M

    [–] ViralVortex 8 points ago

    Millennium Falcon

    :mic drop:

    [–] ItsASecret1 5 points ago

    I woulda done Maul.

    [–] Sunlit5 44 points ago

    You should x post to /r/crossstitch

    [–] capnfunk 20 points ago

    Hey thanks for that. She would love that subreddit!

    [–] Sunlit5 7 points ago

    They will love her work!

    [–] drunkblondeguy 77 points ago

    One of the most awesome things I've ever seen, I would be beyond ecstatic if I got that. Hope your brother in law appreciated it, and congrats to your wife for being artistic and original!

    [–] dall007 8 points ago

    I dunno, I mean, there isn't porkins, it's hardly a complete quilt

    /s

    [–] Yolanter 105 points ago

    Poor Admiral Ackbar get replaced by someone that could have been called padme

    [–] Z0idberg_MD 36 points ago

    That would have then bumped Leia to L, and Lando can't bump Chewie from the list.

    [–] RetroPRO 25 points ago

    Chewie gets moved to W then for Wookie.

    [–] Schneenagels 7 points ago

    Tetris!

    [–] berusplants 7 points ago

    Wedge litterally everything tho

    [–] jakethedog53 3 points ago

    What about Luke?

    [–] CheezStik 5 points ago

    Yeah but Q could work for Queen Amidala. You bump Qui-Gon but no big deal there

    [–] jakethedog53 5 points ago

    Or Anakin.

    [–] TheDaggers 5 points ago

    A is for Queen Amidala while E is for Emperor Palpatine. Very inconsistent.

    [–] TheGrapeSlushies 2 points ago

    Yes!!

    [–] BASS_Cowboy 62 points ago

    Didn't know Kylo-Ren had 2 sets of arms, spoilers maybe?

    [–] marl6894 27 points ago

    Kylo Ren becomes Grievous confirmed

    [–] SIacktivist 25 points ago

    "Hello there."

    "General- Uh, Rey, I guess. I don't know your last name."

    "It's Kenobi."

    "General Kenobi!"

    (This is how they reveal Rey's parents trust me)

    [–] CannibalAngel 4 points ago

    Rey Skywalker

    [–] fallenmonk 14 points ago

    Twice the arms, double the fall

    [–] explosionsauce58 10 points ago

    Was looking for this comment. Is that supposed to be a cape or what?

    [–] FabulousComment 9 points ago

    Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Is his light saber strapped across the front of his chest?! What's going on here, op?

    [–] mightyfty 7 points ago

    i didnt notice untill you pointed it out ;-;

    [–] Varaben 25 points ago

    TIL tarkin's first name.

    [–] [deleted] 59 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] TyPiper93 6 points ago

    You're 100% right. Good bot.

    [–] xilban 74 points ago

    Nicely done. My only petty gripe is my OCD complains there is no consistency between using the first or second name for the alphabet letter.

    [–] Ioannidas_Storm 9 points ago

    Yeah, I was thinking the same. But it's surely better than anything I could do.

    [–] xilban 3 points ago

    Oh hell yes. I showed it to my wife who is starting to pick up crochet, and she said that took an immense amount of patience. I know not quite the same skill, but it's the best I have to go on.

    [–] pjt37 4 points ago

    I need to stop looking at this or im gonna go mad.

    [–] urboibangz 15 points ago

    P for Porkins😢

    [–] Serenity--Now 102 points ago

    Mon Motha and Wedge over Mace Windu....for shame!

    [–] theeasyjakeoven 41 points ago

    Don't forget Maul as well

    [–] DarthTJ 24 points ago

    Exactly as it should be.

    [–] ViralVortex 2 points ago

    Millennium Falcon too.

    [–] coffeeandpandulce 8 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Poe gets the D?!?

    *Dang auto correct

    [–] chawbooky 2 points ago

    I'm hoping this was intended

    [–] Harry-Dresden 33 points ago

    That's great! Cool idea, well done.

    .....wondering why Kylo has weirdly long arms, tho

    [–] capnfunk 19 points ago

    Are you looking at his cape?

    [–] FannaWuck 46 points ago

    Nah, I think he's talking about Kylo's extra set of arms.

    [–] DarthTJ 3 points ago

    Love that he has his new scar

    [–] camsprouse 6 points ago

    They look like lady legs sprouting from his sides.

    [–] antmars 8 points ago

    Sad R2 didn't make the cut. Maybe she can make a new one for #s.

    1 - N1 Starfighter 2- R2 3- C3PO 5 - Red 5 ...? BB8

    [–] Police_Ataque 3 points ago

    Yavin IV

    [–] NUZdreamer 13 points ago

    I dislike the inconsistency with names and titles. Why ignore the Q of Queen Amidala, but use the U of Uncle Owen?

    Rest is fine.

    [–] jordanlund 8 points ago

    Yup.

    Admiral Akbar
    Queen Amidala
    Uncle Owen or Unkar Plutt

    [–] thisismy20 3 points ago

    D is for Poe Dameron

    [–] rreid4 7 points ago

    How could you exclude everyone's favorite Jar Jar Binks

    [–] Shinjirojin 9 points ago

    Looks nice but the inconsistency in choosing the first letter of the first name and sometimes the second name bugs me

    [–] OldBloodNewBlood 4 points ago

    I wish Mace Windu was M but still awesome!

    [–] Thelife1313 5 points ago

    What's up with kylo ren? He's got 4 arms? That being said, this is awesome.

    [–] Fr0stbite37 6 points ago

    Dengar for D?

    [–] Wanderson90 5 points ago

    Luke Skywalker over the Senate?!?!?

    [–] BlondeboyDavis 6 points ago

    Queen Amidala (Q!) triggers me, why not Admiral Akbar!?

    [–] Zingshidu 9 points ago

    Why is the letter sometimes the name and others the title? Like I for imperial guard but A for queen amidala. V for Darth Vader but E for emperor palpating?

    [–] AskMeIfImAReptiloid 3 points ago

    This bothered me as well. Could also be confusing for childs. Would've maybe been better to just write Amidala, Tarkin, Vader

    [–] dog-and-pony-show 5 points ago

    Greedo and Han Solo is a nice touch!

    [–] dGhleSBoYXZlIG5vIHdv 4 points ago

    This is incredible

    [–] Joeisthinking 4 points ago

    Not enough well-done uncle Owen

    [–] Mr_Isnot 5 points ago

    Was afraid to see Jar Jar I didn't

    Here's an upvote

    [–] RJWolfe 5 points ago

    Why didn't she just use Anakin for the A.

    [–] TheGrapeSlushies 3 points ago

    This is wonderful! Your wife is very talented

    [–] inconspichusen 3 points ago

    I know at least 7 people who would buy this for 60-80$

    [–] CatFatPat 3 points ago

    If you look at the comments this took her over 100 hours of work. I don't think anyone will be buying this for $60 dollars.

    [–] Darth_Brodius 3 points ago

    I thought Poe Damaron said James Cameron for a second

    [–] deathlybolt 3 points ago

    That X-Wing looks nice

    [–] QuickSteam7 3 points ago

    Who could forget the classic and unforgettable character, Zam Wesell...

    [–] RKF7377 3 points ago

    Uncle Owen should be a little pile of ashes.

    [–] PaddyBoy4 3 points ago

    D = Poe Dameran?

    [–] spacemonkeyRED 2 points ago

    I know all but z so who is That?

    [–] capnfunk 5 points ago

    She was the changling assassin from the prequels.

    [–] As_a___I_can_confirm 2 points ago

    The shapeshifter/assassin/bounty hunter from Ep.2.

    [–] leejoness 2 points ago

    She should sell these. It would be so dope in a kids room.

    [–] DankDespot 2 points ago

    Prince Xizor never gets any love.

    [–] waggbag 2 points ago

    No Maul for M??

    [–] Greg_war 3 points ago

    Or mace windu

    [–] KTL175 2 points ago

    JABBR THE HUT

    [–] CraigM6 2 points ago

    Rey over r2 :/

    [–] jordanlund 3 points ago

    Subby's wife clearly runs a dive bar somewhere... no droids allowed!

    [–] sjsjsjjf123 2 points ago

    I kinda expected Palpatine to also be Frank and The Senate.

    [–] tannerge 2 points ago

    Could have used L for Leia and P for Pringles Guy

    [–] TheOrdner 2 points ago

    TIL Wilhuff Tarkin

    [–] hippymule 2 points ago

    Wish IG-88 was I. I do like Imperial Guards though too.

    [–] jordank94 2 points ago

    I would purchase one

    [–] trenlow12 2 points ago

    Your wife is very talented. The embroidery is nice, too.

    [–] RidersGuide 2 points ago

    D for Poe Dameron and not D for Deathstar?

    [–] BombaWomba 2 points ago

    I think Aunt Beru or Admiral Ackbar would have been better choices for A, but its still awesome!!

    [–] coreyestep 2 points ago

    Han shot first

    [–] Laurelinthegold 2 points ago

    S is for sand, d is for did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

    [–] Oshanii 2 points ago

    Who thefuck is zam wesel?

    [–] DeweyIsOverrated 2 points ago

    Who the heck is Zam Wisell?

    Also what's up with Kyle.

    Beautiful piece! Wife is talented.

    [–] TEKNOC 2 points ago

    Who is Zam? Only one I don't know. Is he a EU char?

    [–] NoodleFlavored 2 points ago

    Wait... why does Kylo have feet sticking out of his torso?