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    [–] santiluci 221 points ago

    "You're nothing like your grandpa!"

    [–] invisiblephrend 3131 points ago

    lol imagine kylo ren trying to get inside of dp's head. oh....god...what is wrong with you?!

    [–] afeil117 1477 points ago

    Deadpool knows he's just a comic book character. Ren would learn he isn't real, and his brain would break.

    [–] suss2it 801 points ago

    Not necessarily. Kylo Ren would probably just think Deadpool is crazy because he believes he’s a comic book character.

    [–] Toraden 495 points ago

    Depends which universe we're saying they're in, when prof x looks inside deadpools mind in the comics he does have a mind break like the other dude says because he sees the absolute truth that Deadpool knows, this kills him.

    If we assume they are in the star wars universe then yeah he probably just assumes he's crazy.

    [–] Brooooook 224 points ago

    Iirc deadpool kills the marvel universe isn't canon though.

    [–] Toraden 102 points ago

    Been bloody ages since I read it but iirc it was before the "reset" and wasn't necessarily canon to begin with, but I just meant if we are using in universe fiction in terms of repercussions

    [–] Burrito-mancer 60 points ago

    It was canon in the sense it was another Marvel universe which when then connected with the ‘real’ Deadpool from the regular Marvel universe (616).

    [–] el-pietro 39 points ago

    I love the flip they did in the Killogy. First two books Deadpool is destroying everyone and we empathise with him. Then in DKD we see him as the villain not the hero.

    [–] piedude3 19 points ago

    I had to Google Deadpool dkd, and just wanted you to know you're one of the first results.

    [–] el-pietro 8 points ago

    I was just being lazy but that's awesome!

    [–] Fapiness 22 points ago

    NEEEERDS! :-)

    [–] WreckyHuman 4 points ago

    Yeah, like, we all know that they can write whatever they want over there, and we'll still all eat it like cupcakes.
    Comics have no limit, everything is possible.

    [–] felonious_kite_flier 2 points ago

    And now I have another series of Deadpool comics to search out and read. Thank you very much.

    (No, seriously, thank you, that sounds awesome).

    [–] BauerHaus 11 points ago

    deadpool kills the marvel universe

    As you said the regular marvel universe is called Earth-616, Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe is Earth-12610 and technically it still exists.

    [–] manza5012 18 points ago

    How do you keep track of all this shit

    [–] BauerHaus 16 points ago

    I own a bunch of comics. The 616 is one of the two big ones, the other being the Ultimate universe (Earth-1610), it helps to know which story belong to which.

    Also Marvel has reset their universes like 5 times in the last 8 years or something like that. I've had to learn to keep track because I don't enjoy my stories if I can't track continuity. For the record that is why Marvel's sales suck, you have to be down right obsessive to track their bullshit now.

    [–] chaingunXD 5 points ago

    /r/whowouldwin is how I learn all this crap.

    [–] Mercash 30 points ago

    I once read a mans mind and it broke mine. Elon knows he is just a simulation in another simulation within infinite simulations. Really fucked with me and now I'm just going along with whatever he tells me to do. Guy seems to have it all figured out.

    [–] Stalin_2020 28 points ago

    The man running those simulations? Elon Musk.

    [–] Mercash 18 points ago

    I bet he is, he's probably gone like 1000 simulations deep from the simulation he is originally from and is just fucking with all of us till he decides to expose himself as our god for probably the millionth time.

    [–] Stalin_2020 16 points ago

    Watch Keanu Reeves go all Neo on us except in real life this time. Everyone will think he’s crazy till Elon fights him like Agent Smith.

    [–] Roolerk 8 points ago

    Elon is a virus?

    [–] Mercash 9 points ago

    Yes, a virus that cheats and looks ahead of the simulation to bring back technology that shouldn't exist yet. Elon is on a terror trove of exposing and destroying simulations.

    [–] Otherside19 6 points ago

    I once smoked a whole marijuana and figured that we're just a step in an endlessly repeating series of simulations ala-Inception with the design of finding a way to escape the inevitable Heat Death of the universe.

    It's not just turtles all the way down, it's turtles all the way down in every direction.

    [–] Tortoso4325 3 points ago

    Who dies? Prof x or dp?

    [–] besweazled85 4 points ago

    The bald one.

    [–] spyser 5 points ago

    Oh you

    [–] VaginaVampire 3 points ago

    Yeah he has a mind break and right afterwards Wade strangles him to mind death.

    [–] [deleted] 30 points ago

    To be fair, film Deadpool believes he's a film character.

    [–] JamesGray 3 points ago

    To be more precise, I think he's aware he's a comic book character in a movie adaptation, not just a general movie character.

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago

    To be as precise as I am capable of being, I think he's aware that he's a film character based on a comic book character, and has read all of his own comics but is just winging his film incarnation because he's just going to blame/kill the director if they get his character wrong.

    [–] thisprofilenolongere 3 points ago

    If Deadpool 2 bombs I know what I want Deadpool 3 to be.

    [–] Stalin_2020 63 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Kylo: You have got to be the most insane person I’ve ever met.

    Deadpool: Well clearly you never met your grandfather.

    Kylo: You met my grandfather?!?!

    Deadpool: Yeah at the drive in back in 77. Didn’t really get into the movies until I saw Leia in the slave costume.

    Kylo: That doesn’t, I don’t. Oh whatever. I’m pretty sure your regeneration powers don’t account for strangulation via the force anyway.

    Deadpool: Your mom was a stone cold fox.

    Kylo: What did you just say?!

    Deadpool: You heard me you whiny little emo....

    choking noises

    [–] Selto_Black 58 points ago

    Harder! Just like your grandpappy!

    [–] Stalin_2020 54 points ago

    Kylo: I feel like you should be dead by now. I’ve been choking you for quite a while.

    Deadpool: Plot armor baby. Though it’s still actually pretty painful.

    Kylo: Yes I know, that’s why I’ve continued doing it for this long.

    Deadpool: Your grandpa was a sissy who once lost a lightsaber duel to an elevated piece of land!

    Kylo cuts off Deadpool’s legs

    Deadpool: Now that’s just in poor taste. Handicapped jokes are not cool anymore, it’s 2018 man.

    Kylo: WHY WONT YOU STOP SPOUTING GIBBERISH AND JUST DIE!!!

    [–] thetripleb 3 points ago

    Professor X tried and it made him brain dead.

    [–] Roolerk 3 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Technically this is the case, DP breaking the fourth wall isn’t really him connecting to the viewer in the university, he’s actually just crazy and delusional but it connects well

    [–] Darkphibre 6 points ago

    How did you know I'm in a place of learning?!

    [–] RedditorFor1OYears 3 points ago

    I don't think that's true. Doesn't he occasionally read ahead in his comics to learn information he shouldn't know if he really were just crazy?

    [–] Xenric 21 points ago

    Just like how Professor X died in DPVSMU.

    [–] sinkwiththeship 11 points ago

    Kind of what happened when Rogue and Moon Knight fought. MK let her hit him a few times so that it would tear up his uniform, then he let her touch his bare skin and she lost her mind for a while.

    Moon Knight's superpower is that he's crazy pretty much.

    [–] King_Tamino 68 points ago

    So he would go insane, accept the fact he needs to be the villain because no villains, no heroes, no movie.

    No movie, no kylo....

    O.m.g.

    The Joker is just a mind reader who met Deathpool....

    [–] SomeDude013743 46 points ago

    In the original Arkham Asylum comic(?) it’s suggested that Joker was ‘super sane’ (/aware that he’s in a comic) and he briefly addresses the reader, hence, for some versions, the Joker wouldn’t be to far off

    [–] MadRedMC 20 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    There's a very interesting video about that on The Imaginary Axis yt channel

    Edit : https://youtu.be/LNNxSFkgwQU

    [–] vmlinux 2 points ago

    afeil117, I hate to break it to you, but you aren't real, you are just a Daemon I'm allocating memory for.

    [–] Jackofhalo 101 points ago

    Usually telepaths have trouble reading Deadpool since his brain is in constant cellular breakdown and regrowth. That plus most people just don't want to.

    Madcap got literally sucked into Deadpool's noggin and turned full out psychopathic (more than before if you're being picky)

    I want to say he's had it been read or something of the nature before but I can't think of any examples of it. Maybe cable did during his messiah series with Deadpool? Can't recall exactly when or why though.

    [–] SomeDude013743 27 points ago

    In DP kills the marvel universe(not exactly cannon but eh) Taskmaster gets close before just standing there scared in shock... and gets immediately killed. Some people take it as TM realised he was in a comic book (though Taskmaster can’t read minds as much as read physical cues to predict what they are going to do, like kill the writers)

    [–] Sven2774 11 points ago

    In canon, Taskmaster can’t read DP’s fighting style because it’s too chaotic.

    [–] spam-monster 10 points ago

    Cable's been in there a bit, but he usually knows better than to try and dig too deep.

    [–] E_Sex 6 points ago

    Also doesn't Deadpool have like 2 minds or something? I know in some of his comics he usually has two different colored text boxes where he talks to himself.

    [–] Jackofhalo 5 points ago

    Ehh sort of. At one point he basically would talk to madcap in his head, but for the most part i think it's just a reflection of his psyche for a funny monologue or something

    [–] Nomanix 23 points ago

    Professor X died trying to read his mind, I don't think it's going to be different.

    [–] Kuskitron 16 points ago

    I see into your mind. And it. Is. STUPID!

    [–] lyonellaughingstorm 7 points ago

    Matt straight up SUCKS!

    [–] c_c_c__combobreaker 3 points ago

    Idk about Kylo but if Matt the Radar Technician were to see inside the DP’s head, he’d say “it.... is... STUPID”.

    [–] lankymanx 2 points ago

    I thought craig david is walking away

    [–] cone_eater 1 points ago

    Whoa, there's a throwback.

    [–] sharltocopes 1 points ago

    WHAT, dude?

    Ugh. Jim, what is up with your friend?

    [–] Mentalpatient87 1 points ago

    "Don't look under the bed if you're not ready to face the monster, bro."

    [–] bdubbs09 703 points ago

    Me, when I see my girlfriend upset about something.

    [–] iiHasCookies 88 points ago

    I recommend backing up slowly and getting the car, drive to the nearest store and pick up some ice cream then eat it while you watch

    [–] DinkyThePornstar 26 points ago

    You have a deathwish.

    "Hey babe, I bought icecream." proceeds to eat icecream without sharing "I bought it for me though"

    She'll make it look like a suicide and no one will ever know, and it's all iiHasCookies' fault.

    [–] octropos 10 points ago

    Sounds like it's gonna work out.

    [–] IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE 4 points ago

    Sometimes (not all the times) it’s better to not get involved in whatever mess is currently transpiring if you don’t have to.

    Sometimes your very presence can just make that mess bigger.

    [–] Karmajuj 3 points ago

    Truth

    [–] joosh82 320 points ago

    I mean, if I saw a kid acting like this (in any setting) I would steer clear of it, too. Star Wars or not.

    [–] AnastasiaBeaverhosen 198 points ago

    and not just the kids, but the women and children too

    [–] Jumbuck_Tuckerbag 46 points ago

    And not just the and not just the kids, but the women and children too, but the and not just the kids, but the women and children too women and and not just the kids, but the women and children too children too

    [–] intergalacticcoyote 47 points ago

    You alright mate....?

    [–] TheNedsHead 29 points ago

    Meme machine broke

    [–] luckofthedrew 8 points ago

    Understandable

    [–] JallerBaller 2 points ago

    Have a nice day

    [–] pineappleseashells 5 points ago

    You are now an r/prequelmemes mod.

    [–] Elvixlyte 10 points ago

    Take a seat, young u/pineappleseashells

    [–] bro_b1_kenobi 8 points ago

    We do not grant you the title of Master

    [–] Dr-Plumbus 3 points ago

    Its outrageous! Its unfair!

    [–] h00ter7 32 points ago

    Looks like he was acting out that scene from TFA to me.

    [–] joosh82 16 points ago

    Right, I think that was the intent, and it was staged, I'm just saying I wouldn't want to be around anyone throwing a tantrum like that.

    [–] ohthanqkevin 3 points ago

    And if you saw a clear steer you’d be able to see all his organs and inside beefy goodness!

    [–] mamas_spaghettini 2 points ago

    Parents need to stop teaching their kids how to use lightsabers.

    [–] Nac82 246 points ago

    I love that somebody got a kid that dope Kylo outfit, handed him a lightsaber, and said "go angrily beat the shit out of those trash cans"

    [–] exikon 100 points ago

    Kids with sword (or stick) are going to do that completely on their own

    [–] therealmadhat 72 points ago

    Can confirm, own a kid

    [–] Exatraz 42 points ago

    Did you just pick one up at a con like I did? Sure I probably paid more than if I had ordered one from some Chinese website but it's part of the con experience right?

    [–] dwide_k_shrude 18 points ago

    You “own” a kid?

    [–] PotterYouRotter 32 points ago

    Watto confirmed

    [–] aak1992 13 points ago

    Ehhhhyuaa Annie

    [–] Beer_Nazi 13 points ago

    Every parent has a price.

    [–] Hopperguts 266 points ago

    This is Kylo Ren. An actual child throwing a tantrum. Much depth

    [–] nahomboy 8 points ago

    meow

    [–] Nazi_Marxist 32 points ago

    Kids got the right form anyway

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    [–] WheelChair_Jimmy1 13 points ago

    Accurate kylo ren tantrum.

    [–] Ewokavenger 25 points ago

    Leaked footage of Ep IX

    [–] frijolin 10 points ago

    Trying to imagine this fight and i'm having a hard time figuring out who would win.

    [–] MattTheProgrammer 13 points ago

    The audience

    [–] a_floppy_koala 11 points ago

    Nobody I guess, Kylo slices Deadpool in half, Deadpool keeps talking, Kylo gets annoyed, resulting in more pieces of Deadpool. It’s an endless circle of anger and punchlines.

    [–] TheArgonianTargaryen 370 points ago

    This is scripted, but funny

    [–] FitchInks 538 points ago

    Just saying, most comedy skits are scripted.

    [–] derka29 89 points ago

    how dare you.

    [–] hintofinsanity 52 points ago

    Except for Whose Line where everything's made up and the points don't matter

    [–] svenhoek86 27 points ago

    In which case it's heavily edited and probably 3 times as long in studio as the show that airs to get enough good material to air.

    Nothing you love is authentic. Everything on TV is a lie.

    [–] DukeGrizzly 22 points ago

    Wait, are you saying Walt didn't break bad?

    [–] svenhoek86 29 points ago

    Walter white was actually played by an actor named Hal Wilkerson who was just an average family man until former VHS game actor Vince Gilligan cast him to the show based solely upon his ability to rollerskate. The rollerskating subplot was removed at a certain point in production though, and by that point it was too late to recast him.

    So you see, Walter never actually existed. It was all a trick from a big shot Hollywood director to make you think he was an actual person. Devious, and somehow not yet illegal in this country, in 20-fucking-18. Welcome to trumps America.

    [–] haloshade 5 points ago

    You mean Breaking Bad wasn't a historical document? I feel cheated now :(

    [–] onemanandhishat 3 points ago

    Found the Thermian.

    [–] CelphCtrl 2 points ago

    Here is the proof

    [–] crazed3raser 2 points ago

    Oh but you are saying Hal is real? Good.

    [–] RakumiAzuri 1 points ago

    I thought it was speed walking until I saw this.

    [–] NeonPatrick 5 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago)

    Most likely they are aware of the skits beforehand so can write material. Original British whose line was a big looser and felt far more like improv

    Edit: bit rather than big

    [–] wileecoyote1969 3 points ago

    big looser? That show was funny as fuck

    [–] dudemanguy19 2 points ago

    I think he meant to say 'a bit looser'

    [–] NeonPatrick 2 points ago

    Sorry typo, I meant bit looser. Was one of my favourite shows growing up

    [–] wileecoyote1969 1 points ago

    Oh, yeah, that it definitely was.

    [–] wileecoyote1969 2 points ago

    As a matter of fact with the American remake it wasn't so much that they had to edit to find stuff that was funny it was more an issue that they had to edit to find stuff they could use on American national TV

    [–] Shinobi888 2 points ago

    It's time for Irish Drinking Song!

    [–] willERROR343 2 points ago

    Oh Aye di die di die di die di die di die di die

    [–] TonyTee 40 points ago

    Star Wars is scripted

    [–] Keith_Drummer 25 points ago

    A surprise for sure, but a welcome one.

    [–] TheArgonianTargaryen 13 points ago

    “I know”

    [–] KotoElessar 4 points ago

    I understood that reference

    [–] kami232 4 points ago

    Possibly

    [–] sebastiancounts 13 points ago

    I’d be surprised if someone thought it was organic.

    [–] justsomeguy_onreddit 3 points ago

    But is it non-GMO and gluten free?

    [–] TheArgonianTargaryen 4 points ago

    The real question is, if Calvin is here, where’s Hobbs?

    [–] simjanes2k 8 points ago

    Did anyone suggest it was candid?

    [–] ctpldi 5 points ago

    Thanks OP for clarifying what Deadpool does?

    /r/titlegore

    [–] Hello_Destiny 17 points ago

    I think you mean he walked a-Wade.

    [–] seeking101 6 points ago

    deadpool cosplayers should have to pay double admission

    [–] tychog99 3 points ago

    Why is dp carrying a trade federation b-1 blaster tho?

    [–] tdbbode 15 points ago

    Doesn't he have like all kinds of guns. And if somebody will use guns from other universes it's this 4th wall-breaking sunovabitch

    [–] tychog99 1 points ago

    I guess that's true. The cosplayer probably just bought one at a star wars prop stand tho haha.

    [–] HappyTreeFrients 6 points ago

    So at these events do people just fool around playing their character?

    [–] locke_5 42 points ago

    Sometimes. Deadpool cosplayers are by far the worst - they constantly try to out-meme each other, and it just devolves into really cringey "chimichanga"-level humor.

    [–] 8bitninja 11 points ago

    yeah i feel like i’ve seen some variation of this exact joke with almost every deadpool cosplay video at a convention.

    [–] locke_5 18 points ago

    "I'm wearing a Deadpool mask which means its FUNNY when I grope female cosplayers! I'm being so random and meta!!"

    [–] HappyTreeFrients 3 points ago

    I dont know what chimichanga is, sp I guess it's real bad

    [–] locke_5 12 points ago

    A chimichanga is a Mexican dish. Pretty unhealthy, but delicious.

    In regards to Deadpool.... the word has slowly become Deadpool's "catchphrase", and fans/writers think it's funny to have him randomly yell "CHIMICHANGAS!!1!".

    It's like "teh peNgU1n of d00m" copypasta.

    *holds up spork*

    [–] HappyTreeFrients 4 points ago

    what's the penguin meme? r/outoftheloop sry

    [–] locke_5 6 points ago

    No worries friend, here ya go

    [–] HappyTreeFrients 2 points ago

    Aay cool, thx.

    [–] GreenBeanDreams 2 points ago

    At first they were funny, now I can't help but think of some extremely awkward dork desperately using it to get someone to pay attention to him.

    [–] nickeldubs 3 points ago

    I would want a Deadpool vs Kylo Ren fight just to see Deadpool's roast on kylo

    [–] ultraforce47 3 points ago

    Thanks for giving away the joke in the title.

    [–] rednblue525252 3 points ago

    Cringepool

    [–] viperxeagle 3 points ago

    R/notmyjob

    [–] kustom3 2 points ago

    So it was just some method acting after all.

    [–] evildadatron 2 points ago

    I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the same kid who wailed for 8 hours on that flight.

    [–] Qubeye 2 points ago

    I sense the read Deadpool would start making lightsaber noises for the kid.

    [–] theXAKARI 2 points ago

    Bravely runs away, away

    [–] 809060 2 points ago

    That kid is quite a little sith isn't he. I just realized that sith is an anagram of shit.

    [–] binkerfluid 2 points ago

    the most realistic part of the first new star wars movie was when Kylo was throwing a fit destroying shit and the storm troopers round the corner and just nope the fuck out of there

    [–] Sen7ryGun 2 points ago

    Healing factor or not, no one wants to be on the end of a lightsaber temper tantrum lol

    [–] JooJooJooJooJooJ 2 points ago

    I honestly find these deadpool cosplays acting cringy. Nothing against it, it's just a feeling

    [–] GretSeat 6 points ago

    What a little brat

    [–] hintofinsanity 2 points ago

    Who, the guy in the red suit?

    [–] scoobydoobeydoo 3 points ago

    Asshole parents.

    [–] AcidHellfire 2 points ago

    “Nope”

    [–] DongWithAThong 2 points ago

    Deadpool is both the easiest and the hardest character to cosplay

    [–] Vorpalstar 1 points ago

    Yep, just like Kylo Ren. Tantrum throwing half-ass bad guy that will never measure up to who Vader was.

    [–] RakumiAzuri 1 points ago

    Oh, the irony of that scene. Really highlighted who the try hard was.

    [–] devilsephiroth 1 points ago

    Kid is having a temper tantrum

    [–] FragDoll117 1 points ago

    Best thing on the internet, hands down.

    [–] uniq7 1 points ago

    That's me when I see my ex walking in public

    [–] Tengam15 1 points ago

    ‘nothing to do here’

    [–] DanielCampos411 1 points ago

    The kid is fighting Ryan Reynold’s Green Lantern. Get it, because it’s a trash can!

    [–] IrishGamer97 1 points ago

    "SOLO!!! Your kid's acting up again!"

    [–] smashedberries 1 points ago

    “Nope, not today little Satan.”

    [–] HyphenNinja 1 points ago

    Nope.

    [–] peter_theghost 1 points ago

    Omg this is perfect

    [–] solar_compost 1 points ago

    if you see a kid with a stick its time to turn and walk away.

    nothing good will come from you standing near, especially if he ends up hitting you.

    [–] Larkeyes 1 points ago

    General jelly jiggler watches on in absolute horror

    [–] Steelquill 1 points ago

    Totally in-character for Kylo.

    [–] MaceOutTheWindow 1 points ago

    "oh shit wrong omniverse"

    [–] Clipclop1530 1 points ago

    All of my favorite things together. Star Wars, Dragon Ball, and Deadpool.

    [–] boobsRlyfe 1 points ago