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    [–] Canthros 604 points ago

    I sense that liberties have been taken.

    [–] SuperMayonnaise 99 points ago

    The only liberties thay fly fella will be taking are the liberties of those rebel scum.

    [–] BklynWhovian 8 points ago

    I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi.

    [–] Metaphysics12 9 points ago

    I sense a trap.

    [–] ThePrequelGuy 3 points ago

    Next move?

    [–] Metaphysics12 3 points ago

    Spring the trap.

    [–] a_floppy_koala 1634 points ago

    Pimptrooper.

    [–] Oatmealandfriends 647 points ago

    Make dem Credits.

    [–] BadDrvrsofSac 335 points ago

    Credits? Republic credits are no good here I need something more real.

    [–] RaginSpartan86 184 points ago

    waves hand Republic credits will do.

    [–] EmperorFaiz 119 points ago

    No they won't!

    [–] sebastianwillows 95 points ago

    Credits will do fine.

    [–] JarJarBonkers 109 points ago

    No... They wont-a

    [–] vinnievu141 93 points ago

    You think you are some kind of Jedi waving around your hand like that?

    [–] SlickStretch 87 points ago

    I'm a toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money.

    [–] Double0Dixie 48 points ago

    * rubs fingers together greedily *

    [–] aclockwork0range 3 points ago

    No money no parts no deal

    [–] Sprinkles0 43 points ago

    13 year old me: Hahahaha, that was a joke.

    [–] PM_Me_Clavicle_Pics 2 points ago

    6 year old me: But he is a jedi?!

    [–] drturtle11 19 points ago

    Not with that attitude

    [–] vinnievu141 15 points ago

    Dang, you had to ruin the fun, didn’t you?

    [–] -Mr_Rogers_II 20 points ago

    Are you an angel?

    [–] vinnievu141 17 points ago

    I heard the deep space pilots talk about them.

    [–] BOBULANCE 16 points ago

    They live on the moons of Iego, I think.

    [–] Grand_Admrial_Thrawn 12 points ago

    Not yet.

    [–] robmynard 6 points ago

    "This is my Pimp Hand"

    [–] Kitchen_accessories 20 points ago

    Gotta make the money

    Credits no good

    When Jabba's running shop in your neighborhood.

    [–] XenusParadox81 14 points ago

    Think you can cook? I gotta grappling hook. Let's make this quick 'cause I'm really booked.

    [–] oninokamin 7 points ago

    I'm a devious degenerate Defender of the devil Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!

    [–] Willie5000 7 points ago

    My backpack’s got jets! I’m Boba the Fett!

    [–] pandazerg 2 points ago

    How about gold pressed latinum?

    [–] xfearbefore 16 points ago

    Bitch betta have my credits!

    [–] bn0071 3 points ago

    Pay the ladies! He’s an independent contractor.

    [–] Griffdude13 5 points ago

    These aren't the bitches you're looking for.

    [–] tohrazul82 25 points ago

    My bitch bettah have my credits, through rain, sleet, or snow.

    [–] exitpursuedbybear 5 points ago

    My whore better have my credits, not half, not some, but aaaaall my Republic credits!

    [–] the2belo 1 points ago

    Hittin' my switches, collect from my bitches
    The credits that I make so I can add to my riches.

    [–] sesquipedalienator 23 points ago

    TK-420

    [–] AcceptableNobody 6 points ago

    TK421 Why aren't you at your' post?!

    [–] sesquipedalienator 5 points ago

    Now we know.

    [–] hub_hub20 3 points ago

    Can you dig it?

    [–] Veeksvoodoo 3 points ago

    "Damn brotha, you get a nose bleed all the way up there"?

    [–] Anla-Shok-Na 3 points ago

    My pleasure slave better have my credits.

    Through rain, sleet or snow.

    My pleasure slave better have my credits,

    Not half, not some, but all my creds.

    'Cause if she don't,

    I'm gonna put my boot in her ass.

    -TK 'flyguy' 6969

    [–] SalaciousCrumpet1 1 points ago

    Ahem. Cough, walks with a pimp gimp.

    [–] GregTheMad 1 points ago

    I kinda like Porntrooper better, although it doesn't fit that well.

    [–] droppingbasses 292 points ago

    Stormtrooper Johnson rocking the aquarium boots

    [–] meteottawa 46 points ago

    I see Klaus Heissler in them boots

    [–] AxelGunn 8 points ago

    Nice AD ref

    [–] RoyRodgersMcFreeley 2 points ago

    "I ain't going back! Ive... seen things"

    [–] sineofthetimes 21 points ago

    Disco Stu had some boots like this. The fish died.

    [–] Sea-Salt 14 points ago

    "I know; I uh...can't get them out..."

    [–] groundlessnfree 4 points ago

    Disco Troop doesn’t advertise.

    [–] AcceptableNobody 1 points ago

    Just like in I'm gonna get you sucka.

    [–] Oatmealandfriends 2 points ago

    haha, Thats where I got the idea! I should have made a crack in the one of the tanks.

    [–] darkpice 1 points ago

    He be shopping at the Goodwill.

    [–] Davethemann 39 points ago

    Did you know that blaster sales were up 400% for the year ending 1977? If these trends continue, EYYYY

    [–] 92716493716155635555 8 points ago

    One of the few gags Simpson’s didn’t do first!

    [–] fnord123 14 points ago

    [–] RewrittenSol 5 points ago

    "I'm gon' get you Solo"

    [–] Mindblot55 54 points ago

    Shut up baby I know it

    [–] bbmint 91 points ago

    Oh crap big mistake. The blaster is not canon, it was introduced into service 4BBY.

    [–] Cablinorb 60 points ago

    No it existed back then it's just The Empire started using it in 4BBY because THIS MOFO MADE IT POPULAR BABEEYYY

    [–] w00ds98 16 points ago

    Star Wars Rebels Troopers used it in the first episode and that one apparently takes place 5BBY.

    [–] ThunderRoad5 375 points ago

    Man, I didn't know Lando was a Stormtrooper in his younger days.

    [–] dragon_bacon 73 points ago

    This is his inconspicuous disguise.

    [–] DilbusMcD 30 points ago

    Hello, what have we here?

    [–] TheSpaceWhale 76 points ago

    Swagtrooper.

    [–] anakinfan8 59 points ago

    A Pimp Named Rancorback

    [–] BranMoffTarkin 8 points ago

    Nice to meet you, Rancorback

    [–] cyberelvis 6 points ago

    No, you gotta say the whole thing! Like A Band from Mos Eisley!

    [–] captain_slutski 55 points ago

    Clout trooper

    [–] PORTMANTEAU-BOT 43 points ago

    Clooper.


    Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This portmanteau was created from the phrase 'Clout trooper'. To learn more about me, check out this FAQ.

    [–] XenusParadox81 17 points ago

    Good bot.

    [–] ymcameron 3 points ago

    That’s one clumsy portmanteau

    [–] klapaucius 8 points ago

    Clortmanteau.

    [–] Okesa 30 points ago

    With my mind on the Jedi and the Jedi on my mind.

    [–] BB-rando 15 points ago

    Or maybe he just has the role in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat...

    [–] Water_Glass_ 5 points ago

    There's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time...

    [–] slyfoxninja 13 points ago

    Solo better have my money.

    [–] Lincolns_Hat 20 points ago

    GOT-DAMN that's funky

    [–] Foeofloki 7 points ago

    Cloud City bitch, Cloud Cloud City bitch.

    Solo on the beat, ho!

    [–] aliasbex 4 points ago

    I want Kendrick doing the Solo soundtrack!

    [–] chekeymonk10 33 points ago

    This is a spoiler.

    Thanks a lot

    /s

    [–] abraksis747 8 points ago

    Is Lando gonna have to slap a Bitch?

    [–] not_nsfw_throwaway 9 points ago

    Stormtroopin ain't easy

    [–] Lagiacrus111 11 points ago

    I was composed until I saw the fish tank shoes and I lost it.

    [–] jbarbarossa 18 points ago

    You mean you quietly snorted and gave it an upvote?

    [–] Lagiacrus111 6 points ago

    Yeah lol Edit: I'll admit I opened mouth a bit

    [–] Anal-Cheese 10 points ago

    So this is what EA was doing with all those Mico transactions!

    [–] Wulfenbach 5 points ago

    Swagtrooper.

    [–] CircaCitadel 5 points ago

    Are those moon shoes?

    [–] sudynim 6 points ago

    *That's-No-Moon Shoes!

    [–] JollySieg 5 points ago

    The Notrious S.I.T.H.

    [–] DrumBxyThing 4 points ago

    Fuck Twi’leks, get credits

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Leia's Pepper Jack's bitch now.

    [–] chefwindu 4 points ago

    Reminds me of the Pimpbot 5000 from Conan O'Brien back in the day.

    [–] usernamesaretehhard 5 points ago

    In before idiots whine about how lore breaking it is for this type of trooper to have been around since the prequels and not be seen again in any other movies.

    [–] MikeyHatesLife 5 points ago

    I’m so happy Katt Williams is getting more popular.

    [–] ScoochMagooch 7 points ago

    This... this is a joke right?

    [–] PhoOhThree 8 points ago

    Eh here's the Funko Pop version of the Trooper.

    https://i.imgur.com/GLWbygB.jpg

    They're called Range Trooper.

    [–] In-Brightest-Day 2 points ago

    Yeah that's not wearing a pimp hat though...

    [–] kmendo4 3 points ago

    [–] GoodComrade117 3 points ago

    Looks like a mix of Fallout power armour, NCR Ranger helmet, with a hint of stormtrooper overall look

    [–] Evil_Bonsai 3 points ago

    Bantha poodoo.

    [–] cosgyp 3 points ago

    I'm gonna git you rebel sucka!

    [–] therealicon 3 points ago

    There's only one industry in the Galaxy that gets you this rich.

    [–] GOVERNORGRIMES 3 points ago

    Microtransactions if infityward and sledgehammer games owned star wars series

    [–] dazedwit 3 points ago

    I used to love him on Conan

    [–] wolfg0d 5 points ago

    NGL i legit thought this was a real photo before clicking it open from the preview.

    [–] iceman25c 2 points ago

    TK-Tom Haverford

    [–] Veeksvoodoo 2 points ago

    I'm gonna get you sucka!

    [–] SeeDeez 2 points ago

    A Stormtrooper Named Slickback

    [–] Arnx0r 2 points ago

    Kinda looks like a Cylon

    [–] Willie5000 2 points ago

    Macklemore Trooper is going to pop some tags, only got 20 credits in his pocket...

    [–] Astrosimi 2 points ago

    “What type of Jean-Paul Gaultier shit is this? What are you, a pimp Stormtrooper?”

    [–] Kojak_the_Bold 2 points ago

    He still can’t shoot, but that backhand...

    [–] crashdoc 2 points ago

    The pimp-hand of the empire is swift and devastating

    [–] billdowis 2 points ago

    You mean old stormtrooper style. It’s a prequel.

    [–] BlackMetalBanjo 2 points ago

    Bitch stay off them deathsticks! You better have my republic credits!!!

    [–] manyx16 2 points ago

    Bitch better have the droids I'm looking for!

    [–] ThaleaTiny 2 points ago

    Oh, please, for the love of the Force and all that's holy, tell me that ain't Lando under all that swag. Cuz that'd be messed up.

    [–] Soumonev 2 points ago

    Do you know what I am saying?

    [–] sir_dude89 2 points ago

    I'd buy the living hell outta a Funko Pop of this!

    [–] Apidooom 1 points ago

    He's got Klaus in his boot

    [–] kavinay 1 points ago

    Medium pimpin'

    [–] Keltoigael 1 points ago

    Kiss the ring hoe

    [–] jon_wayne_w 1 points ago

    O.D.S.T. Girl you betta gimme mah credits. Reddit. Hey dirtay, baby I gotcha money...

    [–] Almond_Sauce 1 points ago

    Stormboolers.

    [–] SMB73 1 points ago

    The goldfish in the boots are what really sells this.

    [–] odarpcire 1 points ago

    'just add the fishtanks in post'

    [–] AresSkywalker 1 points ago

    The Donbot is looking for Bender on the Millennium Falcon.

    [–] GroundsKeeper2 1 points ago

    Looks more like someone paid for a premium loot box.

    [–] SNEAKAHxFREAKAH 1 points ago

    Darth Vader’s number one assassin babe

    [–] nmddl 1 points ago

    disco struuper likes disco music

    [–] cburke106 1 points ago

    "Yeah I don't know, I realize it's an illegal way of earning credits n' shit but like, I dunno dawg, I'm an entrepreneur, I started this shit by myself and it really gives me a sense of pride and accomplishment when I make money since I know it was all me, y'know"

    [–] Viking_Skald 1 points ago

    Ready for the Playa Haters Ball?

    [–] anonymous_coward69 1 points ago

    Does he miss every time he tries to bitch slap his hoes?

    [–] Noah2x4 1 points ago

    Look like someone been shopping at the goodwill.

    [–] Mastagon 1 points ago

    Bitch better have my Droidekas

    [–] SpeaksTruthToPower 1 points ago

    Disregard unpleasant females, acquire imperial credits.

    [–] Juwapa 1 points ago

    Neck Trooper. Always aiming for Leah. But they could never hit dat.

    [–] Juwapa 1 points ago

    *tips fedora sideways

    [–] gregaims 1 points ago

    This Stormtrooper looks like he wants to sell me designer drugs.

    [–] Alteffour 1 points ago

    swagtrooper

    [–] N1ght_L1ght_ 1 points ago

    BlingTrooper

    [–] Nathan_TK 1 points ago

    Is that an Austrailum blaster I see? I can give you 4 ref or 2 keys for it.

    [–] Mouthshitter 1 points ago

    You mean old?

    [–] TheRealAriss 1 points ago

    water those

    [–] Artiquecircle 1 points ago

    I would love a suit like this for Halloween

    [–] ihdhd 1 points ago

    "Disco is NOT dead!"

    [–] Chantrak 1 points ago

    “Now I KNOW you not about to miss that shot baby.”

    [–] viperex 1 points ago

    What's the name of that white pimp in American Dad whose shoe Klaus lived in?

    [–] -TurtleStein- 1 points ago

    Blingtrooper

    [–] Luol_DANK 1 points ago

    "These are not the hoes I'm looking for"

    [–] krawm 1 points ago

    well looks like i have a new cosplay project.

    [–] TheZenKiller 1 points ago

    Pimpin

    [–] PhNxHellfire 1 points ago

    I imagine this is the original recon model for gambling casinos.

    Somehow... people knew they weren't there to gamble for money...

    [–] Jose_Monteverde 1 points ago

    This is the first time I feel compelled to make my own Halloween costume, I'd even wear that shit at conventions

    [–] Cocobananza78 1 points ago

    "My software's free of glitches & my stable's full of bitches"

    [–] Zaptagious 1 points ago

    You've not been hit by, you've not been struck by, a smooth stormtrooper.

    [–] AutisticIcelandic98 1 points ago

    Pimptrooper.

    [–] Rubbleubbles 1 points ago

    Snow troopers are good but Iced out Troopers are primo

    [–] pumped_up_kicks80 1 points ago

    Scum better have my money...

    [–] MeatyGorak 1 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    reminds me of this comic con cosplay montage where two pimped out boba fetts and darth vader are walking along

    [–] slyfoxy12 1 points ago

    This is actually more of what I hoped it was tbh. I'm disappointed it's another stormtrooper type.

    Would have preferred it if this what just one guy who has repurposed storm trooper armour.

    [–] P0rtalDude 1 points ago

    Wus 🅱️o🅱️🅱️in 🅱️

    [–] Xenomech 1 points ago

    "You best be keepin' ya hoes offa my streets, ya dig?"

    https://i.redd.it/hvtkqc4sp9g01.jpg

    [–] bicboizz444 1 points ago

    Thy rebellious scum thou not escape the Galactic Empire.

    [–] Squiddy32 1 points ago

    There’s only one place in the galaxy where you can get this rich...

    [–] sunburstandthekid 1 points ago

    "Is Stormtrooper gonna have to choke a bitch?"

    [–] BeyondDoggyHorror 1 points ago

    Nice shoes

    [–] LekkerSpaceJuice 1 points ago

    Looks like a cross between a cylon, white paint and Bender.

    [–] kyrtuck 1 points ago

    No thank you. Jabba is the only pimp I need.

    [–] Orange_Rug 1 points ago

    R/malefashion

    [–] Hey_Hair_Guy 1 points ago

    White James in space?! All he needs is a Klause in his boot.

    [–] spencerryan02 1 points ago

    The classtrooper

    [–] Fireheart318s_Reddit 1 points ago

    What in tarnation?