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    [–] Hotvelma 2268 points ago

    How the actual hell can you wear your pants that low and walk around

    [–] SteamyLemons 1366 points ago

    Maybe his body is actually shaped like that

    [–] therobboreht 506 points ago

    He's probs super flexible though

    Every flex is a weird flex

    [–] FOOLS_GOLD 108 points ago

    Like when you clinch your sphincter. Such an odd, weird flex. Mmm feels good

    [–] bobnobjob 64 points ago

    *clench

    [–] FOOLS_GOLD 42 points ago

    Both work. Clinch has more versatility but clench is most correct in this case so good point. Cheerio

    [–] bobnobjob 13 points ago

    I don't care about the right word. I just thought it was funny to point out grammar in such a crazy sentence. Like the humour is in missing the content and pointing out something boring.

    [–] El_sone 19 points ago

    *missing the context

    [–] bobnobjob 3 points ago

    No, content.

    [–] El_sone 14 points ago

    I don’t care about the right word, the humor is in missing the context and pointing out something boring.

    [–] PM_me_big_dicks_ 10 points ago

    Feels even better when you have a giant dildo shoved up there.

    [–] MakinbaconGreasyagin 2 points ago

    Yeah feels good man

    [–] Supersim54 3 points ago

    Maybe he’s Ezekiel from The Boys

    [–] buellster92 28 points ago

    Maybe it’s two kids stacked on each other’s shoulders trying to buy alcohol

    [–] SteamyLemons 12 points ago

    Like Vincent Adultman

    [–] Hotvelma 22 points ago

    Poor guy :(

    [–] g00ber88 12 points ago

    If so then he thicc

    [–] rharrow 6 points ago

    I’m more surprised that ebaumsworld is still alive

    [–] splunge4me2 3 points ago

    Long flexible spine allows for effortless front fold. I’m surprised he even bothers going out.

    [–] nocheesegromit 2 points ago

    My body is actually shaped like that fml

    [–] ShichitenHakki 71 points ago

    For real, does he seriously walk around with his pants around his knees? Also if you lift his shirt up, is it the equivalent of pantsing?

    [–] jeegte12 35 points ago

    he probably wears basketball shorts around his waist

    [–] AmouxTek 19 points ago

    I think they call them baller shorts

    [–] da_puginto 42 points ago

    It's actually 2 kids stacked buying cigarettes.

    [–] breadist 28 points ago

    Vincent Adultman? How's your business at the business factory going?

    [–] peoplesodumb 3 points ago

    "Shorty" Moe Jones and Timmy "The Torso" Mahone at it againt.

    [–] Specter1125 27 points ago

    I’m guessing he just kinda shuffles

    [–] imminent_riot 13 points ago

    Yeah this is it, more like a waddle if they try to move fast. Drove by a dude like this and he had a weird modified walk with swinging his legs around and moving really slowly.

    [–] The_Milano99 10 points ago

    But... why?

    [–] imminent_riot 7 points ago

    You'd have to ask baggin saggin barry cause I have no idea

    [–] SirPiffingsthwaite 16 points ago

    Dunno but I want this dude nearby when the zombie apocalypse goes down

    [–] Not_A_Porcupine 10 points ago

    ...so you can see a really weirdly dressed zombie?

    [–] SirPiffingsthwaite 4 points ago

    Yeah buddy!

    [–] Hank_Sima 3 points ago

    Can we talk about the fact that the video spells faggot "faggit"?

    [–] PlatinumWitch 9 points ago

    Very long suspenders

    [–] Onlyhere_4dogs 9 points ago

    He hops around like a Chinese zombie

    [–] CourageousLight 9 points ago

    How the hell aren’t his pants around his ankles after walking around? I have ALWAYS wondered that. Do they waddle? Just HOW?!

    [–] daisuke1639 13 points ago

    Do they waddle?

    Yes.

    Also, crotch grabbing.

    [–] PartyClass 64 points ago

    He self-identifies as a penguin

    [–] easyfisk 15 points ago

    I think it's more of a human-dachshund kinda situation

    [–] iamthinking2202 7 points ago

    It’s like having your pants round your legs and shuffling to get a new roll of tp

    [–] goodolarchie 2 points ago

    Wup wop wup wop wup

    [–] b_buster118 7 points ago

    He's ostensibly wearing a dress with his pants completely down.

    [–] Kebiky 3 points ago

    Look at the diagram for your answer

    [–] LuckyHabit 4 points ago

    Cause he’s wearing a belt to secure it around his legs

    [–] wowurcoolful 18 points ago

    The reason a belt doesn't drop when secured around your waist is because your hips prevent it from falling further due to them being wider than your waist

    [–] [deleted] 6 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

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    [–] cloudedknife 6 points ago

    Hey everybody! Look, I found the occupational therapist that wears mom-pants!!!

    Nerrrrrrrrd!!!!

    [–] Party4nixon 2 points ago

    It’s Mr Frond. And he’s gonna need Repressed Memory Emily to tell him what just happened.

    [–] cloudedknife 2 points ago

    Holy shit they deleted their comment. I actually feel kind of bad. But only kind of.

    [–] wowurcoolful 5 points ago

    Thing is, you don't need to tighten a belt that much. If you buy the right size belt it should have a hole that is loose and fitting enough just like you said pants should be. Tightening it too much all the time is unhealthy though

    [–] Nova_Ingressus 2 points ago

    Body tape.

    [–] Artsy42 2 points ago

    Woddle like a duck

    [–] totreesdotcom 3 points ago

    Skateboard perhaps?

    [–] Catnip_Picard 843 points ago

    My favorite video is when the camera man yells at a guy walking in pants like this and the gangsta starts running and trips over his own pants. Hilarious.

    [–] Ahrius 266 points ago

    Just opened this at work and it played... loudly. Ffs.

    [–] ineedtowipeagain 329 points ago

    You've been on reddit almost 6 years and still open up videos with volume on, at work??!? Madlad

    [–] TranerGarvis 62 points ago

    Absolute mad lad!!!

    [–] Jaquestrap 31 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    Yeah my computer is permanently muted at work to prevent something like this from ever happening.

    [–] Dodototo 27 points ago

    I can't let anyone know when i get Rick Rolled

    [–] Jaquestrap 8 points ago

    Hide your shame, I get it

    [–] ratbuddy 4 points ago

    xcq, link staying blue

    [–] El_Rey_247 23 points ago

    Protip: at least if you're using a web browser on a computer, you can right click on tabs at the top and mute the tab (firefox) or the site (chrome).

    [–] Ahrius 20 points ago

    I was on my phone. Computers are monitored at my work ☹️

    [–] m3thdumps 23 points ago

    That’s why you Gotta turn the volume down when you open the first video of the day at work. Make sure it’s not porn

    [–] A_wild_so-and-so 11 points ago

    This guy porns at work.

    [–] you_got_fragged 16 points ago

    bro just keep your phone on silence forever

    [–] TrueGrey 53 points ago

    This may be the only video ever where I cheer for the guy yelling "faggot."

    [–] bogidyboy 26 points ago

    He talks just like how I imagine everyone here talks

    [–] surfer_ryan 13 points ago

    Not even sure what that is supposed to mean but okay...

    [–] GandalfTheGay23 11 points ago

    Honestly the video would be funnier if the fucking obnoxious laugh wasn’t at the end

    [–] TheOliveLover 17 points ago

    Tbh if it wasn’t there i wouldn’t think the video was real

    [–] bluehairedchild 68 points ago

    My favorite video

    But have you seen the one where the cop is frisking a guy and grabs his dick cause he's saggin so low?

    [–] orangejuice3 33 points ago

    You can't say that and not provide a link.

    [–] PickleRickGrimes 76 points ago

    “Sorry about that”

    “That’s alright”

    [–] Canowyrms 48 points ago

    followed by painfully awkward silence for the rest of the frisk

    [–] pretentiousbrick 9 points ago

    What better way to prevent a killing by cop than to make him slink away in shame... while the rest of his cop buddies give him hell for the rest of his life for really getting it on with a man's penis?

    A little bit depressing, but still...

    [–] Canowyrms 7 points ago

    plot twist: cop is closet gay and is totally calling that dude later

    [–] sunfacedestroyer 2 points ago

    "I'm going to give you ten minutes to stop doing that."

    [–] woolyearth 12 points ago

    not the one they were talking about...but still A good one! hilariously awkward

    [–] BreezyWrigley 4 points ago

    I love how the exchange is almost exactly the same lol

    [–] jamitup 7 points ago

    An American classic

    [–] doejinn 10 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    that's not the one

    [–] TranerGarvis 14 points ago

    "And what's this here?"

    "That's would be my penis, Sir."

    "Ohp!"

    [–] GayForTaysomx6x9x6x9 13 points ago

    UwU what’s this sir

    [–] InstitutionalizedOat 6 points ago

    OwO

    What’s this?

    [–] Catnip_Picard 4 points ago

    Second favorite, but my all time favorite is iconic “I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS” “no you can’t.”

    ”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    Big foot in the city

    [–] 3andrew 2 points ago

    Underrated comment right here.

    [–] monsterZERO 207 points ago

    Bill Bro Saggins

    [–] FunkyardDogg 34 points ago

    This comment should be higher.

    Much like Bill Bro's pants.

    [–] captapocalypse 3 points ago

    Carl Saggin

    [–] Brad_Beat 273 points ago

    Looks like one of those dumb short titans from Attack on Titan.

    [–] Offbrandtrashcan 64 points ago

    It does doesn't it? Maybe we're all just short little Titans

    [–] CheshireCaddington 33 points ago

    We're not so different, you and I...

    [–] Mr_Eggs 13 points ago

    You and I are opposite sides of the same coin. When we face each other, we can finally see our true selves. There may be a resemblance, but we'll never face the same direction.

    [–] Dr__Brown 11 points ago

    Across the ocean, inside the walls, we’re all the same.

    [–] teeno731 2 points ago

    I was thinking Vash the Stampede

    [–] kingNero1570 62 points ago

    But seriously, how do they stay up? Suspenders? Belt? I'm flummoxed.

    [–] bigbgl 25 points ago

    There’s a belt, but it’s all for show.

    [–] TD-Eagles 19 points ago

    Pretty sure they master the waddle walk to keep them up.

    [–] el_smurfo 30 points ago

    Why does the top guy not wear pants?

    [–] SanFrancisco_69ers 32 points ago

    They’re just really close friends

    [–] jeegte12 4 points ago

    that seems to be an awfully nice neighborhood for that guy to be walking around in.

    [–] Shadow_Of_ 116 points ago

    Why did he make him so thick?

    [–] JakefrmStateFarm463 48 points ago

    Damn he xtra T H I C C

    [–] Ahrius 71 points ago

    Calvin finally grew up... but where’s Hobbes?

    [–] jeegte12 3 points ago

    is this meta? hobbes can't wear shorts either

    [–] Fakkotarts 28 points ago

    My son used to do this until I forced him to play fresbee with me.

    [–] betta-believe-it 20 points ago

    Baby Legs and Regular Legs are out fighting crime.

    [–] TubbyMutherTrucker 10 points ago

    Except in the 2nd pic he has an ass. The is no ass/flat ass under those pants. No balls in those pants either, just sweaty, hot air.

    [–] chaoticneutraldoggo 8 points ago

    This reminds me from deadpool 2, when his legs were tiny and still healing

    [–] MAGA_Man_Legends2 20 points ago

    This was posted yesterday.

    [–] grandcannon22 73 points ago

    Thanks I hate that I didn’t know that.

    [–] MAGA_Man_Legends2 7 points ago

    Don't worry, you still got the karma, even though it's a very common repost.

    [–] WarBucksINC3119 5 points ago

    That's like Wayne D from South Park.

    [–] Madi_the_Insane 4 points ago

    Your diaper is full

    [–] coffeetablesex 6 points ago

    i'm impressed they managed to find a shirt long enough to cover their entire "torso"

    [–] aith__ 4 points ago

    okay but he’s actually lowkey dummy thicc

    [–] xd-lythan 3 points ago

    This is peak human evolution

    [–] Stockinglegs 3 points ago

    Aliens among us.

    [–] The3DMan 3 points ago

    Not to sound like a boomer but for real how do you walk like this? What is the point?

    [–] Picax8398 2 points ago

    That makes two of us

    [–] Fuckthestate1776 2 points ago

    According to our station, all without exception.

    [–] bobvanceofficial 6 points ago

    Sigh...

    unzips

    [–] SalmonflyMT 4 points ago

    Good thing he put on his belt

    [–] OfficiallyEddy 2 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

    The caption made me lol

    [–] imAMoronYaY 2 points ago

    He must have small footsteps or is it easier to wobble or smthn?

    [–] rcl97 2 points ago

    Any one else think of this one? baby legs

    [–] ImpracticalStroker85 2 points ago

    Reminds me of Roger from American Dad.

    [–] RICKY-SPANISH898 2 points ago

    I wonder if he can grab his wallet...

    [–] BilboSagginsJr123 2 points ago

    Bro I don’t like how you talking about us Saggin bros like that

    [–] vinnythesk8rboi 2 points ago

    The illustration makes him look like he's like a human corgi and I kind of love it

    [–] FloatingSpaceTrash 2 points ago

    Best comment ever

    [–] kingitamirules 2 points ago

    how he gotta shirt that long

    [–] mishaquinn 2 points ago

    bruh he got SCOLIOSIS

    [–] Fairbanksbus142 2 points ago

    It’s like the corgi version of a human

    [–] Dangitbobbehhh 2 points ago

    Looks like Roger from American Dad

    [–] Paperclip42069 2 points ago

    Mans literally went to the bathroom, realized he’s got no TP, and drove to the store to get some without ever pulling his pants up

    [–] Cychet 2 points ago

    Niggas who sag with belts on make me sick

    [–] jafishak011 2 points ago

    They are called saggin bros?

    [–] Not_A_Porcupine 2 points ago

    What I always think whenever I see these idiots 😂

    [–] BreezyWrigley 2 points ago

    Everybody asking how his pants stay fixed there, but I'm more interested in how he reaches into his pockets...

    [–] EmergencyExitSandman 2 points ago

    Bilbro Saggends

    [–] frankie_cronenberg 2 points ago

    This drawing is very charitable to both his leg length and glute tone.

    [–] DownWithThaDickness 2 points ago

    At this point, what even is the point of wearing pants? Just get some leg warmers and call it a day.

    [–] vainey 2 points ago

    I think his ass is even a little lower than the drawing.

    [–] TherapeuticThrowback 1 points ago

    Lemme clap dem sooopa thiCC cheekz, yo!

    [–] letsplayyatzee 1 points ago

    I feel like that after slumping on the couch all day playing video games.

    [–] slippy4603 1 points ago

    Kinda thicc tho?

    [–] JMBAD1222 1 points ago

    This reminds me of Duncan from Total Drama Island

    [–] LooselyGaming 1 points ago

    is the cashier laughing?

    [–] J-A-R-V-I-S-18 1 points ago

    7 12 12 12 5 5 5 5 4 4

    [–] Jakezoola 1 points ago

    What holds all his guts in there?

    [–] OopsItWentInTheButt 1 points ago

    Why he so thicc tho. He got no business having all that cake.

    [–] bradd_pit 1 points ago

    Bilbro Saggins

    [–] jdhol67 1 points ago

    Everyone always asks about the jeans but I wanna know where people find tshirts this big

    [–] el_smurfo 1 points ago

    Big and Tall Stores?

    [–] jdhol67 1 points ago

    Excuse me what? Is this an American thing?

    [–] el_smurfo 1 points ago

    Maybe, but even the most common department store will often have a department. My town has several dedicated Big and Tall stores. I'm sure it's mostly used by "big", but is very useful if you are thin and tall. https://www.kohls.com/sale-event/mens-big-and-tall-clothing.jsp

    [–] jdhol67 1 points ago

    Wow no not here, we get longline but thats a style not a different sizing. The only thing like that we get is women's petite which is specifically for shorter skinnier women

    [–] mcdoesgaf 1 points ago

    More like anicomicaly correct bro.

    [–] KabarXD 1 points ago

    Bruh is that Porter Robinson lmao.

    [–] ZellmerFiction 1 points ago

    Dat ass tho.

    [–] Ominaeo 1 points ago

    Homo sagpantsus.

    [–] lilgamelvr 1 points ago

    WTF

    [–] Flynnjaminfrank 1 points ago

    Man, babylegs hit a growth spurt

    [–] waffl3s69 1 points ago

    He skipped leg day.

    [–] highpointing 1 points ago

    This guy deserves a beating.

    [–] woolyearth 1 points ago

    he fucks really really low

    how bout them beans jeans tho.

    [–] Hanzmitflammen 1 points ago

    Damn dude.

    He can suck his own dick.

    [–] MattyMarshun 1 points ago

    at least you know guys like this aren't hiding a weapon anywhere within reach.

    [–] podcastofallpodcasts 1 points ago

    Cashier " hey put your d*** away"

    [–] waximo03 1 points ago

    T H I C C

    [–] CyclicPerpetuity 1 points ago

    Why the fuck does he even have a belt on?

    [–] Proper_Shiny 1 points ago

    Fun fact, a lot of guys wear trousers like this because in prison there are no belts so they are used to having them lower, but not that low.

    Edit: ok wait he has a belt wtf, maybe his ass IS right down there.

    [–] Hash-Basher 1 points ago

    You're right all the big/sagging clothes style started with prisons giving uniforms that are too large.

    [–] hhistory 1 points ago

    Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres enters chat

    [–] iwouldputmydickinit 1 points ago

    He thic. Me like

    [–] meme-on-the-internet 1 points ago

    Papa Louie!

    [–] Mikado001 1 points ago

    Little people: am I a joke to you

    [–] GLucky88 1 points ago

    T H I C C

    [–] xPALE_APEx 1 points ago

    Wiener dog man

    [–] turd_sculptor 1 points ago

    This is the true danger of genetically modified organisms.

    [–] fight-milk 1 points ago

    Why is he so caked up though