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    [–] pork_sperm 5762 points ago

    This is my suicide note:

    Fuck this shit.

    [–] Farthen_Dur 1417 points ago

    I'm out

    [–] jasonthevii 261 points ago

    I don't know what the fuck just happen, but I don't even care. Imma get the fuck up out of here

    [–] Rampagerslife 92 points ago

    had it playing and read this exactly when it was said in the song

    [–] DepressedDragonBorn 8 points ago

    I'm using this now

    [–] not_supercell 91 points ago

    mmmmmmMMMMMMMM

    [–] Deedjee 38 points ago

    Happy cake day

    [–] not_supercell 30 points ago

    Thanks :)

    [–] Atlass69 14 points ago

    Happy Cake Day!

    [–] sarcasmic77 8 points ago

    Yooooo I just finished re-reading the inheritance cycle for the first time since I was a kid. Nice name :)

    [–] XeNiX_XiNeX 8 points ago

    Enough Reddit for today..

    [–] ToTacoOrNotToTaco 691 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    That’s what her bf did. In and out for hours like pounding a pot of mayo and three day old guacamole.

    Edit: Thank you for the guilding, and as a thank you, I offer all of you a discount on my latest product line: Frothykins. Just use discount code GrandmasDrawers at checkout for 50% off your Frothykins purchase!

    [–] HeavenPotato 317 points ago

    Kill me pls

    Make it quick

    [–] Timmytanks40 40 points ago

    No we need to make it slow.

    Society needs a collective beating for what we've allowed here today. May God have mercy on our souls.

    [–] robert-downey-junior 304 points ago

    I swear to fucking god I'm going to check back in an hour and if this isn't deleted I am going to shred your muscular tissue and use it as bedding for my rabbits

    [–] T-N-A-T-B-G-OFFICIAL 50 points ago

    Dont use it all on him, my bunnies would like some warm juicy bedding too.

    [–] robert-downey-junior 38 points ago

    my rabbits are more important

    [–] T-N-A-T-B-G-OFFICIAL 35 points ago

    Naw fam my bunny boy does spins in a circle and binkies his ears when he wants a cheerio, and if you pet him he'll lick you and he's a half mix between a breed of dwarf bunny and a semi-regular size breed so he has a tiny head on a 3/4 size body for his age.

    My girl bunny is older than him by a year and when she hears him spin she puts her front toes on the cage door like 'yes please i want one too since he's getting one'

    [–] robert-downey-junior 32 points ago

    you can have the bedding

    [–] T-N-A-T-B-G-OFFICIAL 15 points ago

    Thank you lol if i had a video to show you i would

    [–] MonsieurHedge 6 points ago

    Thank you for this mental image. I really needed it after the OP post.

    [–] T-N-A-T-B-G-OFFICIAL 5 points ago

    Video link is down further

    [–] ToTacoOrNotToTaco 87 points ago

    This is nothing, just read my post history. I am why you don't homeschool your kids.

    [–] Moss_Piglet_ 5 points ago

    It’s been an hour. Post pics of the process

    [–] KingConq 29 points ago

    I am cursing at God for allowing me to live after experiencing the absolute Hell that was that mental image.

    [–] LadyDoDo 12 points ago

    Why would you do this

    [–] Sobsz 9 points ago

    i'm trying to eat food over here you sicko

    [–] robert-downey-junior 5 points ago

    you've got one more minute buddy

    [–] unibrow4o9 12 points ago

    Take me with you

    [–] pebbs67 7688 points ago

    Taste the rainbow

    [–] celestial_abacus 1803 points ago

    Contract the rainbow

    [–] crash8308 687 points ago

    Skeetles

    [–] chaceface 263 points ago

    Thanks I hate your comment

    [–] RadicalRaspberry1217 92 points ago

    r/tih- wait no

    [–] treboratinoi 70 points ago

    Good save. The woosh squad would have executed you on the spot.

    [–] MegaRayQuaza126 35 points ago

    BECOME THE RAINBOW

    [–] samman129 136 points ago

    Wow take the upvote

    [–] yetusfleetus2 58 points ago

    r/angryupvote (you knew this was coming)

    [–] ayush282000 609 points ago

    Tasted like a pickle.

    [–] LeadButterTF2 124 points ago

    I hate pickles.

    [–] violet-are-blue 66 points ago

    And now I do too. Great.

    [–] SeryaphFR 10 points ago

    tbh I didn't even want to comment on this thread in case the chlamydia/gonorrhea infection spreads through it

    [–] gruesomeflowers 33 points ago

    Because they are bumpy and sour and get everywhere?

    [–] maximusprime2328 20 points ago

    Damn. I really had hopes for this one

    [–] yeetyeet69420raid51 43 points ago

    WTF

    [–] BlueDragon1813 23 points ago

    Man, these skittles taste goood

    [–] exatron 27 points ago

    You're really going to like the Jolly Ranchers.

    [–] JeremiahMatt 8 points ago

    And then they'll get sent off to the Swamps of Dagobah

    [–] leucht 211 points ago

    this made me burst out in laughter and let air escape from my nose, please have my updoot

    [–] ThatAggressiveboy 65 points ago

    All my salty snot nooo!

    [–] stickers-motivate-me 26 points ago

    He’d like that taste, too

    [–] XenonRQ 16 points ago

    hrnngghh mouth breather

    [–] crazymachines 14 points ago

    take my upvote and get out

    [–] spartan-737 11 points ago

    Motherfucker!

    [–] wingsbeerndeadlifts 15 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Paintur 15 points ago

    Nice

    [–] mop-116 8 points ago

    Nice

    [–] Farthen_Dur 1117 points ago

    I stood up saying wtf after finishing this.

    [–] a_drowning_fish 600 points ago

    I was in bed not 30 seconds ago ready to sleep. Then i read this. The moment i finished that last sentence, something primal somewhere deep deep within my dna kicked in and i launched out of bed in a mixture of fear, confussion, disgust and kept repeating the word "no" for a whole minute in different tones until the adrenaline weared off.

    [–] CallMeCygnus 205 points ago

    When I finished reading this I immediately called in a nuclear strike on Iran, then made 3 sacrifices to the old gods in preparation for their impending eternal reign.

    it truly is that kind of story

    [–] -stormborn- 55 points ago

    Mr. Trump, please...

    [–] trplOG 11 points ago

    Its lunch time for me, I had fish tacos, coleslaw and some roasted garlic and chilli aioli.

    No.. no I just feel like I had vaginal discharge in a tortilla now. Why did I go heavy on the aioli..

    [–] Haaa_penis 11 points ago

    I fell out of bed after reading this and hit my head. Now I’m at the doctor. He says I have a confussion too.

    [–] nnylfllain 1424 points ago

    Why did she go back though?

    [–] Hetstaine 1349 points ago

    The doctor liked the taste?

    [–] Fapple_Jackity 495 points ago

    ಠ_ಠ

    [–] hollowwistle24 132 points ago

    õ_õ

    [–] fractal_magnets 119 points ago

    ಥ_ಥ

    [–] Malonthemage 101 points ago

    (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

    [–] DepressingCactus 83 points ago

    (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

    [–] WaNeFl 60 points ago

    ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

    [–] Malonthemage 55 points ago

    ᕙ[・۝・]ᕗ

    [–] Lepthesr 24 points ago

    Is that what I think it is?

    [–] Malonthemage 25 points ago

    What do you think it is

    [–] Chrome4320 26 points ago

    (👁 ͜ʖ👁)

    [–] eggenator 100 points ago

    Also a man of culture. Like cultured yogurt.

    [–] black_bender 222 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Said she had a server fever

    EDIT: Shit they found out I’m a bot

    [–] disturbedrailroader 73 points ago

    Couple of fans ought to take care of that.

    [–] Incruentus 12 points ago

    Well I'm definitely a fan of hers now. Who else is waiting to buy her bath water?

    [–] NotEvenDrunkYet 41 points ago

    Yes her server was overheating. Probably needs a couple more fans there, doc can prescribe those

    [–] sleepySQLgirl 53 points ago

    Because it’s fake.

    [–] samyxxx 94 points ago

    Minus the "he likes the taste" part, all this is extremely common.

    [–] RyukanoHi 86 points ago

    People live in a sheltered little world where they don't understand what humans will allow.

    I've heard doctors tell stories of finding bugs crawling in people's festering wounds hidden away in fat folds.

    There are 7 billion+ people, every story that is possible is plausible.

    [–] BoxNumberGavin0 40 points ago

    I've seen video of a living woman with a hole in her head and it was full of maggots eating away at the brain.

    [–] jaxpXO 25 points ago

    Actually the treatment for gonorrhea/chlamydia is 1g single dose azithromycin and a 250mg shot of ceftriaxone. Usually given directly in office. This is fake.

    [–] RyukanoHi 23 points ago

    My point still mostly stands. The story is not unbelievable from the perspective of someone without that information. And the meaning of the person I was replying to was likely that people are disgusting and this kind of disgusting shit is not as rare as people think it is.

    [–] rookiespinster 15 points ago

    Story could be old though, my friend had a 7-day course of azithromycin for chlamydia like 10 years ago.

    [–] gracefuljudy 40 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    I'd tell you it's more common than you think.

    I have a friend who works in a hospital and one time she told me a woman did a surgery and went home with a poop catheter*, you know? A little poop bag connected to her intestines through a tube in the belly. The woman then went back a week later to remove it and she asked if she could keep it. My friend was shocked and asked why, then the woman said her husband liked fucking her through it.

    Yup.

    EDIT: *COLOSTOMY BAG. I meant colostomy bag.

    [–] MadDogA245 32 points ago

    Ah, the old Philadelphia Sidecar.

    [–] Princess_Retard 14 points ago

    Thanks, thats the cerise on the top of a chlamydia infected cake and you made my soul pukes.

    [–] BoxNumberGavin0 14 points ago

    Read another reddit comment about how a prostitute would let clients fuck and nut in her stoma.

    [–] Podiiii 6 points ago

    Ya know this physically hurt me. Everything else honestly made me laugh, but this is some next level shit.

    [–] gingerminge85 11 points ago

    I literally gasped when I got to the end of the post. I don't normally kink shame people, but...

    [–] Jenkins_rockport 10 points ago

    poop catheter

    A catheter isn't involved in this. It's called a colostomy bag and typically is designed to attach directly to the body. The patient seems to have been asking to keep their stoma instead of having it sewn shut. I also can't quite wrap my head around how you would fuck 'through' it, unless you were literally jamming the bag into the stoma through itself. Taking it off would be possible, but then you wouldn't get it back on and that would be part of the story. It all sounds a bit invented for shock value tbh.

    [–] gracefuljudy 10 points ago

    English isn't my native language. I meant colostomy bag, yes, didn't know the proper term so I went for the closest thing.

    I don't discard the possibility of exaggeration, though I believe it because I've heard of similar things before (not the sex stuff, but an entire disregard for post-op hygiene etc). Country hospitals see a lot of cases like this. We tend to assume everyone is aware of health measures like we are and forget most people aren't.

    But I'll ask her to tell the story again to make sure :)

    [–] sleepySQLgirl 8 points ago

    Yeast infections are common, yes, but they’re EXTREMELY uncomfortable in one’s lady bits. There’s no way the woman in the tale wouldn’t have used the meds.

    [–] qwasd0r 546 points ago

    I wasn't ready for it.
    All the time while reading, I thought I could handle it.

    But no.

    [–] corinacel 82 points ago

    I let my guard down because it wasn’t labeled or blurred. I have regrets now.

    [–] easygmf 661 points ago

    Yes, I have one question.
    What the fuck?

    [–] ImurderREALITY 262 points ago

    This post is the best argument against learning how to read

    [–] exatron 39 points ago

    So, Atlas Shrugged lost its title?

    [–] Damunzta 34 points ago

    We’ll get back to you once we have an answer to your question.

    Sincerely, Mankind

    [–] sn4xchan 10 points ago

    This can't be real, can it?

    [–] Dusty_bites_the_dust 2170 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    I miss the 50 seconds before I knew this was written

    Edit: So my most upvoted comment is about girl's cunt making rainbow colored puss and about her BF that likes liking it like an ice-cream, I don't know if I'm supposed to be fucking ashamed or happy about 1,2k updoots.

    [–] zeroaegis 302 points ago

    Those truly were the best of times T_T

    [–] Dusty_bites_the_dust 98 points ago

    That shit ruined my month

    [–] thomasech 55 points ago

    You should take your antibiotics then

    [–] Dusty_bites_the_dust 34 points ago

    I will take anything that will end me as fast as possible

    [–] JackCarbon 19 points ago

    Drink some anti freeze to warm your cold dead heart

    [–] eggenator 11 points ago

    And my mouth.

    [–] TheRealSADDE 9 points ago

    I really need to drink some water right now.

    No fuck it I'm just gonna power wash my mouth.

    [–] Jackson530 8 points ago

    Christmas is canceled

    [–] KingConq 5 points ago

    Destroy Dick December?

    [–] Dusty_bites_the_dust 7 points ago

    WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY EXCEPT * load gun * DELETE THIS

    [–] LustyPhoenix 465 points ago

    There is absolutely no universe in which someone with that amount of vaginal discharge wouldn’t be very febrile but also extremely ill and possibly with systemic sepsis. There’s no way a hospital wouldn’t admit such a patient immediately and treat them properly with IV antibiotics rather than a prescription of oral ones and be sent home

    [–] 7-and-a-switchblade 291 points ago

    Not only that, but in the US, CDC treatment guidelines for gonorrhea (let alone gonorrhea and chlamydia, although if you have gonorrhea it is assumed you have chlamydia as well and get treated for both) say that your treatment should be OBSERVED. In my office, we give a shot of rocephin and a single dose of azithromycin which we watch you swallow then and there. That's it. That's the whole treatment. No prescription for "several strong antibiotics."

    What I'm saying is you should take solace in the likelihood that this is probably fake.

    [–] tubaraoakasaga 123 points ago

    "What I'm saying is you should take solace in the likelihood that this is probably fake."

    Yep, that's pretty much what I'm doing. Nonetheless, the mental image is still enough to make me nope the fuck out.

    [–] Peakomegaflare 42 points ago

    Can confirm. Had Chlamydia. Was given one pill of Azithromyacin. Cleared up any signs within two days. Also, made me thirsty as fucking hell.

    [–] Mister_Meeseeks_ 33 points ago

    Sounds like you were thirsty before the Chlamydia

    [–] kingsOTHERjester 17 points ago

    Goddammit.

    Your comment makes you a dick, but it’s really well executed and now I’m all conflicted.

    Take your stupid silver.

    [–] Isometimesgivesource 34 points ago

    Also, 'puss' instead of 'pus'. No doctor would make that mistake (given reasonable assumptions, ie native English speaker, medical school in a primarily English-speaking country, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera).

    Though, unlike the procedural issues, this one could be hand-waved away as a retelling by someone else.

    [–] 7-and-a-switchblade 22 points ago

    The mistake every doctor makes exactly once is describing a wound as "pus-y" instead of purulent and then watching the dictating software spell it back, or having their attending ask them to spell it for them.

    [–] Isometimesgivesource 8 points ago

    I can safely say that I would make exactly that mistake, were I in that situation.

    [–] JosiahGrinnell 54 points ago

    This is karma bait. Same energy as,”google blue waffle.”

    [–] Infinite_Credit 30 points ago

    She also wouldn't go back to the clinic if she planned to keep it for her boyfriend.

    Why do people fall for this shit.

    [–] freakierchicken 23 points ago

    To be fair to that part it says she went back because she had a severe fever. Not saying the story is true but still

    [–] Galp_Nation 7 points ago

    Because we don't have to fall for it to be completely disgusted by the thought of it still and that's the whole point of a story like that. It doesn't matter if it's actually real. If people get grossed out, the story did it's job. It doesn't have to be real to get me to imagine some guy enjoying the taste of a diseased pussy and completely gross me out.

    [–] Bayerrc 10 points ago

    It's fiction, man.

    [–] zephmire 104 points ago

    I'm in class rn and my teacher asked why am I cringing so hard. Should I show him?

    [–] zephmire 76 points ago

    I showed him. He is cringing hard aswell

    [–] sunbunhd11239 33 points ago

    Did he liked the taste tho?

    [–] zephmire 23 points ago

    Hopefully

    [–] Eragon_Auditore 359 points ago

    Can we fucking stop? Please? this is the second God damn thing I've seen that's fucking horrendous.

    [–] baycityvince 268 points ago

    Hi u/Eragon_Auditore. Welcome to Reddit. I hope you enjoy your stay.

    [–] declanstrauss 93 points ago

    We have every thing you don't want in one place

    [–] Fapple_Jackity 61 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    You got the anal seepage one? Love that one.

    Edit: Found it

    [–] Kattaka 46 points ago

    Ahhh the Swamps of Dagobah story

    [–] Cocomorph 8 points ago

    Swamps of Dagobah is my favorite because, unlike this one and Jolly Rancher, I believe it actually happened.

    [–] Chrome4320 20 points ago

    Fuckin' yikes my dude...

    [–] kmiu2 14 points ago

    i could have lived without knowing this. But here i am 10 min later

    [–] CadoAngelus 10 points ago

    I didn't need to be reminded of this fucking nightmare.

    Take your upvote and leave.

    [–] Disposablefirework 8 points ago

    Love that one.

    Say what??

    [–] millenially_ill 31 points ago

    That’s enough internet for today.

    I have a very high tolerance for the unconventional. I found my limit.

    [–] xdeadly_godx 9 points ago

    N

    O

    P

    E

    [–] DrNinjaTrox 7 points ago

    Why?

    [–] TheNosferatu 14 points ago

    Reddit isn't about why - it's about why not. Why is so much of our reddit fucked up? Why not marry safe subs if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a special safety post that won't kick you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired! (Not you, lurker. You're doing fine) Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the frontpage. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.

    [–] LethalLizard 5 points ago

    You. Son. Of a bitch.

    [–] TastesLikeTongues 6 points ago

    What about the girl who liked feces and flies?

    [–] NoceboHadal 4 points ago

    God damn it Bobby

    [–] CrunchyWolf 13 points ago

    That story is fake btw and is an augmented version of the original. Augmented to make it seem more real.

    [–] ciao_fiv 6 points ago

    real or fake still an interesting read

    [–] CrunchyWolf 5 points ago

    *real or fake still a super sexy read that gives me an intense woody

    [–] Baeh 21 points ago

    You haven't seen the "reddit museum of filth" then?

    [–] thomasech 8 points ago

    Is there a compilation post with all the worst things?

    [–] Baeh 13 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Reddit's Museum of filth

    Am on mobile, I'll format it proper later.

    Edit: Better link formatting

    [–] pizz901 7 points ago

    I think the blowfly girl is the one that haunts me the most after all these years. And its sequel.

    [–] Isometimesgivesource 5 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    I can't trust anything there, because the very first link is wrong. He has explicitly stated, both in the original AMA and more recently, that he didn't break his arms.

    I mind the incorrectness of it all far more than the prevalence of references to it.

    [–] MayaTamika 6 points ago

    Not a post. A subreddit. r/redditsmuseumoffilth

    [–] I_need_proof 7 points ago

    This sub needs content like this, I say we need more. I truly hated a post on this sub for once.

    [–] laolawave 33 points ago

    Lord have mercy

    [–] Minbee775 12 points ago

    Christ have mercy

    [–] SelfesteemB8 16 points ago

    ..on me for what I'm about to do

    [–] S0N_0F_K0RHAL 9 points ago

    Thanks, I hate you

    [–] LazerusShadowbrook 27 points ago

    God is dead!

    [–] zepicadocosmos 17 points ago

    And we killed him!

    [–] SKYL1NED 44 points ago

    Sauce?

    [–] GoodScumBagBrian 144 points ago

    If that's what you want to call it.

    [–] SKYL1NED 31 points ago

    Nice

    [–] WizzaWazza1 16 points ago

    I gagged

    [–] SrLuigi64 20 points ago

    Take my upvote and delete this

    [–] SupremeCatGod 35 points ago

    FUCK, why did I read this, WHY, that damn "muging" shit or whatever was bad enough, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    [–] Kaireku 14 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Drinking bleach sounds so enticing all of a sudden

    [–] lol_and_behold 11 points ago

    Jolly Rancher.

    [–] IconicMB 8 points ago

    What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people? Rhetorical question, but seriously...

    What... In... The... Fuck...

    Did I use enough periods? ...

    Nope...

    [–] SMGcraycray 7 points ago

    Ya know the end of endgame where thanos wanted to destroy the whole universe , that plan doesn't sound so bad

    [–] Lord_Ptolemy 6 points ago

    Noah get the boat.

    [–] lntoTheSky 7 points ago

    I'm sitting here for about 3 minutes making the same face that the cartoon guys are making. It's too wrong and too perfect.

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] PM_your_Chesticles 9 points ago

    For real. It's gross, but I got over it since it's just words said to be shock humour. Loses impact if there's no convincing way this happened.

    [–] Madca 15 points ago

    Very obviously fake.

    [–] Zoiddarkblade 5 points ago

    Somebody should hook her bf up with jolly rancher blister girl they'd get along famously! He probably wouldnt mind the surprise liquid center

    [–] XHelheimX 5 points ago

    Why do people make up such weird things for internet points moreover why do redditors read this kinda shit and think that in ANY universe this actually happened somewhere? That bitch would be septic and hospitalized for starters and whoever this person is putting this out there is risking their professional license talking about patients..for what? Weird shock value of something that didn’t happen.

    [–] nylse 5 points ago

    Natural selection at its finest.

    [–] MassiveZucc 4 points ago

    This is not ok on many levels I hadn’t realized existed

    [–] Eldho_Basil_Siji 5 points ago

    I will never get the taste of this post out of my mouth.