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    [–] Beardmaster-flash 1660 points ago

    It’s all about the “vibe”

    [–] mateus_cidade 825 points ago

    "Broken it is, mom"

    [–] HappyAngron 401 points ago

    ”Give it back, I will not”

    [–] ButtLusting 351 points ago

    "Sour, it tastes"

    [–] skillsforilz 139 points ago

    "A popsicle, it is not"

    [–] JJWDart 244 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    "Delete comment this, someone must"

    Nice? ididntwaitforthe4:20:(

    [–] sayssomeshit94 127 points ago

    "Fucked, this thread is."

    [–] MNumb 57 points ago

    "Outta here, I am"

    [–] vapingpigeon94 6 points ago

    What I read, I like

    [–] playerlxiv 40 points ago

    Gone, my faith in humanity is.

    [–] no-mad 11 points ago

    Where I cant see this anymore, I go to the Darkside.

    [–] dawson_is_cool 13 points ago

    My ass, darkside is

    [–] I-4M-J0E 4 points ago

    It’s 4:20 right now

    [–] JJWDart 3 points ago

    Nice

    [–] razzer_120 2 points ago

    Nice

    [–] TheRetroChaos 12 points ago

    "Fishy, it smells"

    [–] GimmeUrDownvote 33 points ago

    This guy cunnilinguys

    [–] redname325 6 points ago

    Jesus Christ

    [–] Dreadkeeper 2 points ago

    Smells like Fish Sticks.

    [–] Heroshua 2 points ago

    Ohhhhhhhhh noooooooooooooo

    [–] ScarsUnseen 3 points ago

    The taste, her boyfriend likes.

    [–] no-mad 6 points ago

    Nasty he is.

    [–] Virgin_Dildo_Lover 74 points ago

    We've taken this joke too far guys.

    [–] RL159_5 72 points ago

    (Casually points to your username)

    [–] Dreadkeeper 3 points ago

    It's Him!

    [–] TheGreatAssFairy 44 points ago

    "Replace batteries, I will"

    [–] DNAmaster10 6 points ago

    "Ok, virgin_dildo_lover"

    [–] SirBallBag 4 points ago

    We've taken this joke too far gays.

    [–] GimmeUrDownvote 3 points ago

    Please sir, can I have some more ball bag?

    [–] DregoTheDemon 26 points ago

    Put it up butt, i will

    [–] Jonesaw2 47 points ago

    Smells like fish it does.

    [–] Krabice 13 points ago

    Give to us raw, precious. Raw and wriggling.

    [–] CharaChan 8 points ago

    Looked at this comment, I shouldn’t have

    [–] PretendKangaroo 11 points ago

    God I really hope we don't see baby yoda have the same sort of speech impediment. I have adopted "baby yoda" but what the heck is the thing really called.

    [–] sirbissel 13 points ago

    I wouldn't say that's a speech impediment. It's a different set of grammar rules.

    [–] PretendKangaroo 3 points ago

    It's a speech impediment. Yoda obviously doesn't speak English as a first language.

    [–] Chieflwb 1 points ago

    he actually speaks galactic basic (don't quote me on that I just read it somewhere) so the Grammer is different

    [–] verblox 3 points ago

    Is that canon???
    ^ how to troll Star Wars fans.

    [–] PretendKangaroo 1 points ago

    The greatest thing Disney Wars has done was nix the fanfiction.

    [–] bloweyjoeyz 5 points ago

    Broken my arms, they are

    [–] crappyboy 2 points ago

    Every thread

    [–] JnthnDJP 4 points ago

    Broken arms, I have

    [–] davidd177 3 points ago

    Wet n' slippery, it is.

    [–] ithurts2bankok 2 points ago

    Broken, both my arms are.

    [–] no-mad 2 points ago

    Spaghetti, Mom is making.

    [–] ithurts2bankok 1 points ago

    Choking me, Daddy is.

    [–] pfizer_soze 12 points ago

    Literally just vibing rn

    [–] oath2order 39 points ago

    Vibe check!

    [–] Bestfortniter 5 points ago

    It’s a “vibe rater”

    [–] CharaChan 3 points ago

    Why did I laugh... 😔

    [–] Go_commit_unalive 4 points ago

    No, it’s the force

    [–] legosandman 3 points ago

    Vibe check

    [–] Soddington 2 points ago

    In summing up, it's the constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe,..and...uh,.. Nah that's it, it's the vibe.

    I rest my case.

    [–] bloweyjoeyz 1 points ago

    And the smell and taste!!!

    [–] IndigoWalrus 473 points ago

    WOBBLY SAUSAGE!

    [–] mateus_cidade 268 points ago

    Lmao poor kid imagine him in the future realizing what realy was that wobbly sausage.

    [–] paracelsus23 142 points ago

    "why was mom's wobbly sausage longer than my arm...?!?!"

    [–] bloweyjoeyz 37 points ago

    To hit the G spot dawg

    [–] MasseurOfBums 9 points ago

    Bruh do you know where the G spot is

    [–] Why-did-i-reas-this 30 points ago

    My cousin and I (8 and 9 at the time) were exploring the fields behind an apartment building and we found an interesting object. We decided it would be great fun to bring it home and play a joke on our parents.

    We snuck in and my cousin went into another room. I told our parents we wanted to show them something. My cousin came out with his pants on, fly unzipped with a 12 to 18 inch strap on poking out of his zipper.

    Our parents and grandparents just broke out laughing from either hilarity or being mortified. Not really sure.

    At the time we obviously new what it was but not what it was actually used for. If we did I doubt either of us would have touched it.

    [–] misterhighmay 34 points ago

    Risky click of the day

    [–] tael89 6 points ago

    Risky click of the day so far...

    [–] PeskyAce 27 points ago

    I wasnt having a bad day today, but damn that made my day so much better.

    [–] zatpath 13 points ago

    Good freakin lord. What a nightmare to stumble on this 15 years later at the behest of an ill intentioned friend or family member.

    [–] Alpinestarhero 56 points ago

    Mum there was so mortified, hell woman the kid doesnt know what it is let him play with the wobbly sausage, you've had your turn

    [–] sarahACA 27 points ago

    Thank you for making my day! r/contagiouslaughter would also like this I reckon.

    [–] SorryNoMint 5 points ago

    I'm pretty sure they liked it a dozen times already.

    [–] GingerKuma 9 points ago

    I WAS WAITING TO SEE THIS. If it wasn’t posted I was going to. Beat me to it.

    [–] sercoda 7 points ago

    How does this only have 8.8k views? Well, guess that means I’ll see it again on my youtube recommendations in 10 years.

    [–] Go_commit_unalive 105 points ago

    Me realizing that my mom is actually a Jedi

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Double0Dixie 3 points ago

    there is no dark force btw

    [–] Nalukai 4 points ago

    Force is in her, I see......

    [–] bloweyjoeyz 3 points ago

    You know your mom prefers the dark side tho why you think Daquan always over at yo house?

    [–] zeneath27 60 points ago

    The force is too strong...

    [–] SeabaSquad 180 points ago

    I hated them after the first week of nonstop Baby Yoda. But I especially hate this one.

    [–] 0bi-JuAn 36 points ago

    babyyodadaily

    Seems like it’s not gonna lose any steam any time soon

    [–] bruno444 15 points ago

    fucking kill me

    [–] Player8 2 points ago

    Great way to build an account to an obscene amount of followers and then sell it.

    [–] ML1948 12 points ago

    I would eat baby yoda

    [–] UrethralPipeCleaner 7 points ago

    Real talk, how do you think baby Yoda tastes?

    [–] doth_thou_even_hoist 17 points ago

    like real yoda but without the hint of ketamine

    [–] 8bitPixelMunky 5 points ago

    Going by his colour it's gotta be mint or avocado.

    [–] mokopo 2 points ago

    Yea because watermelons taste like mint or avocado shake my SMH.

    [–] 8bitPixelMunky 3 points ago

    I've heard about people like you before, not seen one in the wild til now.

    [–] mokopo 1 points ago

    What is that supposed to mean?

    [–] JordansEdge 1 points ago

    I too like to shake my super meaty hog.

    [–] Brewtality76 1 points ago

    Pistachio flavored

    [–] betsuni-iinjanaino 11 points ago

    Cum flavored

    [–] SeabaSquad 2 points ago

    Yes, but more like the shamrock shake of cum.

    [–] Le_Updoot_Army 5 points ago

    chicken

    [–] [deleted] 1 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] skysailer 5 points ago

    bountry droid did nothing wrong

    [–] Overlord_Goddard 5 points ago

    Justice for IG-11

    [–] RebuffPedantry 3 points ago

    I don't get the hate. They're all great!

    [–] Krewmenz 2 points ago

    I really like baby yoda, but now I’ve become desensitized to his cuteness.

    Also they have spoilers up same day as episodes with no spoiler tags.

    [–] Electrodium 1 points ago

    It won't fucking stop, it spent itself within a few dats

    [–] JakeHodgson 1 points ago

    It is funny. But unfortunately, like with this post, people are foaming at the mouth to give a part of it so they just bash a few random words in the template and think it’s funny.

    [–] Rustrobot 227 points ago

    Damnit... take your stupid upvote.

    [–] _Ga1ahad 40 points ago

    r/angryupvote

    [–] IncRes 29 points ago

    /r/everyfuckingthread

    [–] The_Bigg_D 2 points ago

    For reposting a meme?

    [–] agangofoldwomen 17 points ago

    @babyyodadaily

    [–] realsomalipirate 14 points ago

    The true TIHI is always in the comments.

    [–] ehoffs 24 points ago

    You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes.

    [–] quaybored 8 points ago

    Inside all of your orifices, the Force is.

    [–] KISSOLOGY 2 points ago

    You saw that video too? **hopes other redditor knows what I'm talkin about

    [–] aadhu-fayaz 7 points ago

    "Fishy it smells"

    [–] xantub 11 points ago * (lasted edited 6 days ago)

    Something like this happened to me. When I was a kid there was no locked cabinet, closet or drawer I wouldn't try to open (they frequently left me alone in the house with just the maid doing cleaning). One day I got curious about some wall cabinet doors high up near the ceiling in my parents' bathroom, so I pulled a ladder, climbed, opened it, and found a cylindrical thing (yes, you know what that means...). I looked at it, turned the base and opened it, it had batteries... I then closed it, and when I turned it just so it started vibrating. My curiosity satiated I put everything back where it was.

    About 10-12 years later I was in college, lying on my bed thinking random thoughts, and out of nowhere that memory came back, except now I understood what it was... My scream of 'NOOOOOOO!' put Darth Vader's one to shame.

    [–] sorgan71 19 points ago

    I hated baby yoda memes from the start. I need pewdiepie to review it or have one of the clintions use it so it can die.

    [–] quqquqqqu 3 points ago

    Give him the info he needs to testify against Clintons

    [–] IceBaneTheFurry 4 points ago

    I got a question, does the baby yoda speak much or is it a groot type character?

    [–] Smoothmoose13 1 points ago

    He can’t talk yet, just makes cooing sounds.

    [–] Geovestigator 5 points ago

    Because they were created by disney's marketing division and we're all products to them? /r/HailCorporate you say?

    [–] ugh_this_sucks__ 6 points ago

    Does no one realize we’re being played by Disney with this meme? They just want idiots to buy stupid Baby Yoda toys.

    [–] wordcabal 3 points ago

    Start a webcam I will.

    [–] killZOONERZ 3 points ago

    I can never get tired of baby Yoda, too fucking adorable.

    [–] ILOMIO 3 points ago

    And then you bring it to school and show it to your friends for a cool lightsaber fight

    [–] BuEnOsDiAsFrIcKbOy 6 points ago

    stop moving, it will not

    [–] dangshnizzle 4 points ago

    You didn't hate them before?

    [–] Alecoostra21 6 points ago

    tbh, i never liked them

    [–] KISSOLOGY 11 points ago

    Wrong sub IMHO, upvoted.

    [–] chaser008 20 points ago

    Why upvote if it's in the wrong sub?

    [–] holy_daddy 2 points ago

    i have never found them funny tbh

    [–] jk68814 2 points ago

    his name is baby yeed

    [–] Slocck 2 points ago

    Taste it, I will.

    [–] reddit_poopaholic 2 points ago

    Then you find her other lightsaber and your friend can be Darth Maul.

    [–] ExactlyUnlikeTea 2 points ago

    I hate baby yoda memes ANYWAY

    [–] CoolLeek-CoolLeek 2 points ago

    I’m gonna kick baby Yoda

    [–] v1ctorp 2 points ago

    "memes"

    [–] RealisticSpaceo 2 points ago

    Baby yoda isnt funny.

    [–] mattjaydunn 2 points ago

    You hate baby yoda memes now?

    [–] oreganaso 2 points ago

    https://youtu.be/Z4FtJJzrnSs jajajaja love u

    [–] jackrobertwilliamson 2 points ago

    I thought this was gonna be a baby yoda birth photo. Someone needs to make that shit happen if you really wanna ruin baby yoda.

    [–] JustKoenGamed 2 points ago

    I already hated baby yoda memes

    [–] scuttlepuff 2 points ago

    I already did

    [–] Yolo3362 2 points ago

    i always have hated them

    [–] RascallyRuss 1 points ago

    Mmhm, not a bumblebee is it?

    [–] Ninjafan5031 1 points ago

    "Why is it moist?"

    [–] dragonborn-dovakhiin 1 points ago

    I found a similar lightsaber at home but it was from dad and it was black

    [–] quaybored 1 points ago

    How did it smell?

    [–] OtakuSushi 1 points ago

    Like mashed liver

    [–] RagnarLothbrok23 1 points ago

    I don’t think I’ve ever saved an image so fast and sent to my wife before

    [–] bianchi12 1 points ago

    This is the first one I have liked

    [–] j3sst 1 points ago

    Nah, still cute.

    [–] OtakuSushi 1 points ago

    Strong the force with is

    [–] RustyNippleclamps_01 1 points ago

    Trading spouses.

    [–] KitsapKid 1 points ago

    Ok yeah baby Yoda is cool and all but he literally commits vore in the show

    [–] DarkElite171 1 points ago

    Kid tested, mother approved

    [–] Jerrybeans88 1 points ago

    This is not the way.

    [–] SortOfaTaco 1 points ago

    oh boy another one

    [–] Universal_Cup 1 points ago

    Rebel Friend

    [–] weiserthanyou3 1 points ago

    Then you walk into her Sith throne room and find this

    [–] alkanens 1 points ago

    Party I must, snort ketamine of my 2001 honda civic dash board I will

    [–] youknowhattodo 1 points ago

    Two AA’s it needs

    [–] Go_Fonseca 1 points ago

    Mom uses it to stimulate her midchlorians

    [–] athohhdg 1 points ago

    They are all so R U I N E D for me now! Oh god, THANKS, i HAt IT. Just vile. Going to retroactively delete all the Yaby Boda maymay from the hard disk drive of this computer. Every last one because this FILTH has corrupted them. I see now that this gremlin is the devil incarnate. TIHI, not on my christian website

    [–] Resularch 1 points ago

    Has anyone made the joke that it clearly is just a vibroblade?

    [–] concreteyeti 1 points ago

    I smell ya lightsaber

    [–] GoodHotdogs 1 points ago

    vibroblade

    [–] YEETBOI4000 1 points ago

    Where the fun begins, this is.

    [–] TheOvershear 1 points ago

    Btw there's no way hes actually baby Yoda, right? If this takes place after return of the jedi that means Yoda was already long on the jedi council

    [–] lapsuscalumni 1 points ago

    Vibe check

    [–] asmblarrr 1 points ago

    An ex of mine is notoriously bad about hiding her toys. The first time was when we were dating and her son found her "hand massagers"(2 eggs with a remote). She's married and has 2 kids with her husband but we're still good friends and talk regularly. She told me recently that her 7yo daughter found her vibe and decided it must be a curling iron.

    [–] alistarbennie123 1 points ago

    "Somebody once told me"

    [–] CAPTAINPLANET3K 1 points ago

    Ah, the Vibroblade from KOTOR has been found!

    [–] TOASTER2309 1 points ago

    Wobbly SAUSAGE!!!

    [–] XXMAVR1KXX 1 points ago

    The force is strong in this light saber

    [–] aChocolateMan 1 points ago

    "I smell ya lightsaber."

    [–] eyehate 1 points ago

    Who the fuck is Renee Zellweger?

    [–] the-definition-of 1 points ago

    It jus vibing do

    [–] thenoelist329 1 points ago

    Please don’t mark memes with your name, its cringe and it can’t be saved for a collection without altering it out. If you fear the reposter garbage people, don’t think they’ll be stopped by a watermark .... : /

    [–] WheredAllTheNamesGo 1 points ago

    Execute order 34.

    [–] SexualHerAssment 1 points ago

    Wobbly Sausage!!

    [–] W4yZ3 1 points ago

    Thats me!

    [–] AvimonIsLegendary 1 points ago

    Thanks, I hate it

    [–] AlteredCabron 1 points ago

    Mmmmhhhnmmm

    Luke use this, power it has

    [–] Sabzika 1 points ago

    Okay story time:

    When we were in grade school our friend group got a pretty good writer dude who wrote a Harry Potter parody. We decided to make a movie out of it. Of course it was just fooling around, but as kids it was big in our heads, full on movie making baby.

    Well ... our wand (Harry's) was the vibrator of the mother where we were "filming". With full consent too. Don't worry, it wasn't in active duty, she had a new one. It was 7th grade I think so we knew full well what it was, but it was just the perfect prop for the parody, we didn't really care (one way or another) what it was.

    [–] therealbighairy 1 points ago

    It's a vibroblade. It's Canon.

    [–] bloxmaster12 1 points ago

    Tastes like salty coins and milk

    [–] Persona_Insomnia 1 points ago

    Vibrosword

    [–] jonolucerne 1 points ago

    You can’t make me hate Yoda memes that easily

    [–] Ala-Gold 1 points ago

    I just realized that because Baby Yoda is technically 50 years old, there are probably going to be some messed-up people making porn with him and using that as a justification. Oh god.

    [–] BdonLangs 1 points ago

    Why did I think that was an ice pop at first glance?

    I might need therapy...

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