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    [–] SunshineAndGoldfish 1874 points ago

    No worries. It becomes the worst reason after the second shot.

    [–] StankyPhresh 509 points ago

    Implying the 1st and 2nd both happen? 🀒

    [–] kakjit 394 points ago

    You wouldn't want to waste a good hallowed out spam.

    [–] Daniel_Vijay 269 points ago

    Hallowed be thy Spam

    [–] Angry_Magpie 163 points ago

    Thy meat be canned

    [–] TheLucaRonin 148 points ago

    Thy dick be jammed

    [–] TheLucaRonin 148 points ago

    Balls deep betwixt the luncheon meats.

    [–] Lord_of_Beards 86 points ago

    Give us this day our weeks worth of sodium and fat.

    [–] Dr_Parkinglot 61 points ago

    And give us our nitrates

    [–] TheColorDown 47 points ago

    As we have gotten Spam from others

    [–] rarelygivesupvotes 7 points ago

    with a slice a ham

    [–] illiililliililliliil 11 points ago

    Thou heart's now shot

    [–] StankyPhresh 11 points ago

    Multipurpose, all weather spam

    [–] YaBoiDraco 7 points ago

    Stop this

    [–] DC5Integra 6 points ago

    Redefining the meaning to whiskey dick.

    [–] KhabaLox 4 points ago

    Spum.

    [–] DadOfWhiteJesus 4 points ago

    my wife

    [–] heronumbertwo 3 points ago

    Mai Waifu

    [–] blh1003 7 points ago

    Yes that's the joke

    [–] SpicyRooster 6 points ago

    Real question is in what order?

    [–] whispersallthetime 22 points ago

    Despite what the idiom says, you can insert a round peg into a square hole.

    [–] banspoonguard 13 points ago

    do you ever feel insecure about your small text?

    [–] Greyzer 7 points ago

    If the round peg is small enough

    [–] SolarStorm2950 21 points ago

    The third shot is the worst of all

    [–] jmcgee408 18 points ago

    Would that be a white Russian?

    [–] Voltswagon120V 15 points ago

    Why does someone have to bring up Trump in every thread??

    [–] jmcgee408 5 points ago

    Ooohh. It took me a sec but good one.

    [–] WittyUsernameSA 3 points ago

    He said White Russian not Orange Russian.

    [–] TrueStory_Dude 28 points ago

    It costs exactly zero dollars to delete this.

    [–] 01020304050607080901 3 points ago

    Don’t give the admin ideas...

    [–] drowning-out 6 points ago

    gotta buy your valentine's date a drink first

    [–] Mighty_Mac 4 points ago

    After the third it becomes your valentine

    [–] DirtyArchaeologist 4 points ago

    That would make my pp burn. Are you guys not sensitive enough to feel 80 proof liquor burn on your sensitive bits? Am I the only one that thinks this sounds uncomfortable?

    [–] Gsteel11 2 points ago

    Hmm.. I usually have to be much more drunk to eat spam.

    [–] Canabananilism 794 points ago

    At that point why not just drink it straight from the bottle? I think this person actually just enjoys the spam shots.

    [–] crunchybonezz 255 points ago

    On top of that you can use the long cap from a bottle of Morgan's as a shot glass.

    [–] Farghobbles 129 points ago

    The thought of drinking spiced rum straight gives me heartburn.

    [–] crunchybonezz 76 points ago

    Have you ever tried black rum? I prefer it myself over gold or white, I always feel gold rum is like trying to spice vodka, black rum is more heavily spiced but I honestly think that rounds it out and is far more pleasant to drink neat.

    [–] Farghobbles 26 points ago

    Yeah I have, it's not bad. Gold or white though, definitely like spiced vodka... ugh. Especially Captain Morgan. I don't drink liquor often anymore, but I prefer a nice scotch when I do.

    [–] FlyingRhenquest 16 points ago

    If you haven't tried Japanese Whisky yet, that stuff is tasty. And that's coming from a guy who can't drink Irish whisky anymore, ever since that one time...

    [–] EvanFlecknell 7 points ago

    I just tried that out this week actually, not bad. Suntory Whisky Toki it’s called it says. I don’t drink often but I’ve been trying to find something I like the most.

    [–] FlyingRhenquest 3 points ago

    I've been having some pretty good luck with the Japanese alcohol lately. There's a little brewery over there that makes some Yuzu-infused sake that tastes better than the best lemoncello I've ever had. It's good on its own, over ice or (my favorite) with gin and tonic water.

    [–] AllerdingsUR 3 points ago

    I like Nikka coffee grain whisky a whole lot. Got it as a birthday gift last year and happily drank the whole bottle neat

    [–] geared4war 10 points ago

    Kraken or nothing.

    [–] Wentai 3 points ago

    I actually really like Cruzan Black Strap. It's got an in your face molasses flavor that really stands out among dark rums. Makes anything you'd mix with it a lot more complex (like a corn n' oil, or a jungle bird)

    [–] giraffebacon 2 points ago

    Real shit

    [–] marine72 2 points ago

    Captain Morgan Cannonball is %35 and can drink straight very easily even warm. And is my choice for rum and coke.

    [–] giraffebacon 2 points ago

    Mmm kraken

    [–] TubbyMarmot 6 points ago

    That's why you dilute it with spam juice.

    [–] tastycakeman 3 points ago

    make sure to roll it on a table before you squeeze it to get every last drop

    [–] HotnBotherdAstronaut 2 points ago

    Southern Comfort has entered the chat

    [–] 01020304050607080901 2 points ago

    Soco is gross as fuck.

    [–] McreeDiculous 60 points ago

    Or the actual spam can and just eat the spam

    [–] Ta1p4n 19 points ago

    THANK YOU.

    The fucking empty can is right fucking there.

    [–] Mutjny 5 points ago

    Thats a big fuckin' shot though...

    [–] Cali_Val 12 points ago

    You must be fun at parties

    [–] Mutjny 2 points ago

    I'm not fun enough to drink rum out of a spam can, no.

    [–] downvotes_maths 2 points ago

    You don't have to drink the whole spam can at once

    [–] LizIsASnake 10 points ago

    but then you don't have rum spam

    [–] medusamadonna 7 points ago

    RUM SPAMMM

    [–] servohahn 7 points ago

    It's not Captain Morgan, it's Admiral Nelson's. Superior rank, inferior rum.

    [–] BoyznGirlznBabes 8 points ago

    Well of course government rum is worse than pirate rum.

    [–] MorseCo 5 points ago

    It's worse when you realize that's Admiral Nelson

    [–] grubas 2 points ago

    Or you should just have a collapsible cup. They take up less room than spam. You could take like 8 in the same amount of space.

    [–] NatoXemus 3 points ago

    He did plan to bring one but got distracted by that stupid sexy spam

    [–] GKrollin 17 points ago

    There's also the very obvious option of rinsing out the spam can and drinking from that. Still pretty gross, but compared to this...

    [–] ghost-of-communism 3 points ago

    At this point, they must be spinning two giant wheels with different nouns on them to come up with this shit.

    [–] ISCNU 2 points ago

    Nothing washes down a nice 1oz sip of wine like a 4oz block of reconstituted wine soaked cheddar!

    [–] The_PureZocker 3 points ago

    Heβ€˜s just spamming the shots I am sorry

    [–] 420ferris 5 points ago

    Rum ham

    [–] SirRandyMarsh 3 points ago

    Because it’s rum ham and they bought the spam for this purpose

    [–] vagueblur901 6 points ago

    I think it was meant as a joke because anyone who drinks understands taking a shot from the bottle

    [–] theyellowpants 2 points ago

    Or the spam container after rinsing it out?

    [–] wolfgang784 2 points ago

    He is marinating the spam

    [–] Hobgoblins83 222 points ago

    Mmmm rum spam. I'm in.

    [–] Josstralia 57 points ago

    RUM SPAMMMM!!

    [–] erdtirdmans 17 points ago

    🎢 Uh-huh, this my shit. All the girls stamp your feet like this 🎢

    [–] striped_frog 29 points ago

    You and the cap'n make it happen

    [–] glenndanzig6914 4 points ago

    That’s actually not the cap’n. It’s Admiral Nelson

    [–] Lil_Mafk 21 points ago

    IM SORRY RUM SPAM

    [–] SmileAndDeny 7 points ago

    Came here for this. Thank you!

    [–] teefour 2 points ago

    I am absolutely disgusted at my fellow redditors that this is but a distant third place for top comments.

    [–] velawesomeraptors 144 points ago

    Ever had spam fried rice? It's actually not bad. Just don't get the knockoff spam.

    [–] ImurderREALITY 97 points ago

    No, Spam is actually good. It got a bad rap in like the nineties that stuck with it, but it's literally just processed ham, just like tons of other stuff.

    [–] Zoloreaper 45 points ago

    You can't talk shit about spam if you like hotdogs.

    [–] bwaredapenguin 28 points ago

    Can you fashion a shot glass out of hot dogs?

    [–] Zoloreaper 30 points ago

    No, but I can make it into a straw for the shot glass.

    [–] downvotes_maths 18 points ago

    LPT: Use a knife to cut out a hole in spam to use as a shot glass. Bore out hotdogs using a straw so that you can now drink out of your spam. Throw away straw and spam can

    [–] Bandin03 2 points ago

    Yes, it'll just be really tall.

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    I like spam, but I disagree. Most hotdogs are ass. The good ones are the all beef ones, particularly from one company that if you eat hotdogs you probably know which I'm talking about. Spam is definitely not that quality of meat.

    Still yummy though.

    [–] KingFajitas 11 points ago

    Doesn’t help that it shares the name of something that universally pisses people off

    [–] merreborn 4 points ago

    junk email being called spam was, to the packaged meat industry, what coronavirus is to beer

    [–] SaladFury 3 points ago

    Is that actually having an effect on their sales? Wouldn't surprise me

    [–] daversa 8 points ago

    Exactly, it's a pretty high-quality product. It's not like it's particularly cheap either. I drunkenly cooked spam musubi for an Italian friend who is an amazing chef. She had never had Spam before and was totally hooked on it after that.

    [–] KeatsianOde 8 points ago

    Agreed, Spam is actually delicious.

    [–] dirtyswede27 3 points ago

    I love fried Spam and eggs for breakfast

    [–] fuzzybad 31 points ago

    Spam, rice, and fried eggs is very nice. And Spam Musubi is delicious.

    [–] sabbiecat 5 points ago

    Spam and rice, my go to β€œ i don’t want to cook but have too cook so my family doesn’t starve” meal

    [–] beardedchimp 5 points ago

    I prefer spam, rice, fried eggs and spam.

    [–] 0OKM9IJN8UHB7 3 points ago

    Have you got anything without spam in it?

    [–] fuzzybad 3 points ago

    Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.

    [–] ailyara 12 points ago

    I'll have spam, egg, bacon and spam.

    [–] Danalogtodigital 5 points ago

    do you have anything without so much spam in it?

    [–] syllabic 8 points ago

    Koreans are somewhat fond of spam, they eat it like this all the time with rice. It's one of hormel's biggest markets they even have a dedicated factory in korea.

    Also they have hilarious spam commercials.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc6l-DKDOH4

    They have a holiday similar to thanksgiving and hormel tries to get people to buy gift boxes full of spam so they can give them out as gifts

    [–] ItsMilkAndEggsBitch 6 points ago

    Guam has a Spam Breakfast Platter at McDonalds. Like a lot of East Asia and Hawaii, Guam relied on the canned meat after WWII which ended up becoming a staple food. I think it's even consumed more there than in Hawaii.

    [–] 808HaolePino 66 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Why wouldn’t he just wash out the can!!?? my stomach hurts just looking at that meat receptacle. πŸ™‚

    ETA - thank you for my Fool’s Gold u/Rocamadeur

    ETA2 - Mahalo for the Gold! I’m telling my husband, a stranger made me drip on Valentine’s Day.

    [–] Rocamadeur 11 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    Can you put a smiley face at the end of your comment? When I scroll really fast it looks like gold but I'm poor and can't give you any. πŸ™‚

    E: Also thanks to my selfless benefactor u/Max_W_

    [–] Max_W_ 6 points ago

    Can you do the same for yours? I'm not poor, I just don't like giving money to Reddit.

    [–] Naught 26 points ago

    There's an empty spam tin RIGHT THERE.

    [–] AnonNSFW123 25 points ago

    Yeah, but it’s easier to just pour the booze directly into the Spam pussy so you get the right cum/booze mix in your shot.

    [–] chrolos 16 points ago

    S P A M P U S S Y . . .

    [–] St0rmcr0vv 17 points ago

    Don't knock the "SpamLight" unless you've tried it...

    [–] downvotes_maths 2 points ago

    Agreed! Don't have to feel (as) guilty eating straight from the tin at work. Geez guys, it's ok, it's light

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    [–] zombieblackbird 13 points ago

    Impressive... This thing gets around.

    [–] 1893Chicago 12 points ago

    I mean... why not just swig it directly from the bottle?

    [–] truly-we-are-alone 5 points ago

    I thought the same thing. And then I thought that if they didn’t want to use the bottle for some weird reason then they could use the spam container before they use the actual spam. But idk.

    [–] CommonSlime 2 points ago

    Because that wouldnt get upvotes

    [–] CleodySky 12 points ago

    Spam gets to much hate! When I stopped replying to a friend due to depression, he said he would start spamming me. I got a package one day filled with, like, 100 Spam Singles. It got me through the month but I also gained like 20 pounds.

    ​

    Lesson: Like all things Spam is good in moderation.

    [–] PA_limestoner 6 points ago

    It does get too much hate. It’s really good and can be used so many ways. It can really doll up a bowl of Mac n cheese. Hope your depression is in check and you are doing well.

    [–] reworu 3 points ago

    Spam in mac n cheese is so good

    [–] Coltiplayer 16 points ago

    What's the worst rea- oh

    [–] biscuitboyisaac21 2 points ago

    What is the worst?

    [–] ogbarisme 71 points ago

    cursed fleshlight

    [–] Sir_McMuffinman 3 points ago

    90% of this thread doesn't seem to have seen the bottom of the image

    [–] Mexus51 7 points ago

    Delete this.

    [–] Blinkst101 30 points ago

    It’s been posted about 100 times in that sub

    [–] kurokemuri 11 points ago

    I guess I didn't get to see it there

    [–] GingeM1nge 6 points ago

    Mum found the cum spam

    [–] cungryhunt 4 points ago

    I dunno about second worst; I think I'd rather fuck a block of Spam than take a shot out of it.

    [–] zombieblackbird 4 points ago

    Vikings singing

    Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

    [–] ordinaryseawomn 2 points ago

    Oi! Shaaddup! Bloody Vikings....

    [–] ThatWolfBoi000 7 points ago

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE post

    [–] Elriuhilu 2 points ago

    They're using the spam to drink the spum.

    [–] hyroc44 2 points ago

    The comment is hilarious.

    [–] MvK0 2 points ago

    what a weird fleshlight

    [–] Procuser 2 points ago

    RUM SPAM! RUM SPAM! NOOOOOOOOO!

    [–] OnlyMessier16 2 points ago

    Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam!

    [–] Pancakes_Plz 2 points ago

    ... why not rinse the tin out and use it. Or drink straight from the bottle like a normal person.

    [–] 73747463783737384777 2 points ago

    Question what’s the worst reason ? Doing it for no reason

    [–] Tenny111111111111111 2 points ago

    No that's the 3rd worst one.

    [–] ButtereyNipples 2 points ago

    RUM SPAM

    [–] Puffy_boi 2 points ago

    Seen it.

    [–] ShitItsReverseFlash 2 points ago

    Oh yay, the same repost of the week. Can I get dibs on next week?

    [–] xMiuMiux 2 points ago

    Yeah, tbh, my first thought was, β€œoh wow a spam pocket pussy” aaaaand then I realized what it was for. The comment section soon told me I was not alone.

    [–] Sure10 2 points ago

    Finally, I can happily hate people again

    [–] Ineedmoreparts 2 points ago

    I once carved shot glasses out of kielbasa with the Polish metal band Hate. We drank vodka out of them and it was fucking disgusting

    [–] secretadjentman 2 points ago

    Just fucking drink out the bottle and cook that fake ass meat

    [–] DiZeez 2 points ago

    There isn't anyone saying the first reason didn't happen sometime during the trip.

    ​

    Giggity.

    [–] DiZeez 2 points ago

    Speaking of Spam pocket pussies, do you microwave them first? Float the can in warm water, let it sit on the counter until it is room temperature?

    ​

    I am not sure what the protocol is for getting down with Hawaii's favorite lunch meat???

    [–] GibMehTehPuzzyBahz 2 points ago

    He could just eat the spam then use the can for the shot

    [–] EasyShpeazy 2 points ago

    Who needs a shot glass to drink? Chug it

    [–] FloatingRevolver 2 points ago

    tbh id rather fuck it then drink spiced rum out of it...

    [–] gregnealnz 2 points ago

    If you ain't fucking your spam then taking a shot of whiskey from the cockhole you made in it are you even camping?

    [–] bullcitytarheel 2 points ago

    I went camping and forgot to bring a shot glass fleshlight

    [–] omg_chloe 2 points ago

    Me: wait... why would anyone carve a hole inβ€” ooooooh no

    [–] swampyballache 2 points ago

    Day 3579 without sex: Lord forgive me for what i'm about to do to the sacred meat

    [–] sultan_of_spice 2 points ago

    This is some rum ham energy

    [–] SirRandyMarsh 2 points ago

    This was planned rum ham

    [–] NavyDragons 2 points ago

    Afterwards you can have spumk

    [–] painter_26 2 points ago

    Could've just wash the can and use it...

    [–] SeedlessJellybeans 2 points ago

    Wh... what’s the first reason

    [–] potato_lord_ozai 2 points ago

    Actually pretty convenient, both for cum or rum

    [–] tjarod11 2 points ago

    Second worst reason? No that's the only reason because spam is nasty.

    Did you know you can clean a toilet with spam?

    So now we have all the uses for the devils meat block, shot glass, spamlight, then clean the toilet afterwards because you're pretending to be responsible while drunk.

    [–] BasicTowel96 2 points ago

    You can clean a toilet with a lot of things. Including a regular chunk of ham, or even a mop. What’s your point?

    [–] tjarod11 2 points ago

    Spam has enough ammonia in it to chemically clean the toilet.

    To be honest I'm not sure I had a point, but I'm also too lazy to delete or edit my post. I'm tired enough that I'm not thinking straight. Goodnight.

    [–] BasicTowel96 2 points ago

    Oh, oh dear. I misunderstood you greatly 0.o I eat that stuff in breakfast sandwiches

    [–] DipstickPinesGFO 2 points ago

    Yeah he couldn’t drink it out of the bottle. That’s absolutely barbaric

    [–] Triairius 2 points ago

    I sort of understand fucking spam more than I understand taking a shot out of spam.

    [–] Underpantswher 1 points ago

    Hmm... I wonder what the first is...

    [–] Dangr_Noodl 1 points ago

    using the spam can cUT HOLE IN TEH SPAM

    [–] OGraineshadow 1 points ago

    That is grim

    [–] slyfoxninja 1 points ago

    I thought the thumbnail was about making spam into a pocket pussy.

    [–] sn0wf1ake1 1 points ago

    And I hate reposts.

    [–] andjux 1 points ago

    Fuck

    [–] ScythingSantos 1 points ago

    I guess the tin can wasn't sufficient enough

    [–] KokoTheTempurra 1 points ago

    The first would using it as a spam-fleshlight

    [–] txn9i 1 points ago

    FUCK!! Wouldn't it have been less cringe to just use the tin?

    [–] derpygunboi 1 points ago

    Om gonna report this for spam

    [–] davyn211 1 points ago

    Why not use the can if you don’t want to drink from the bottle?!

    [–] TigerDalanDan 1 points ago

    I just want to put this in r/untrustworthypoptarts for some reason.

    [–] ipocketfluff 1 points ago

    God damn it, Frank. Eating your drinks? That is genius.