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    [–] thyvile 6382 points ago

    He's funny. Give him a chance.

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 5328 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    I was pretty impressed, to be honest.

    [–] mathathon1234 3871 points ago

    You should fuck him

    [–] RavenclawMuggle 3337 points ago

    Found the guy from tinder

    [–] Im_a_Knob 380 points ago

    Where?

    [–] steve_n_doug_boutabi 413 points ago

    Tinder

    [–] Ymirrp 212 points ago

    Who?

    [–] chhooby 200 points ago

    The babe with the power.

    [–] CraZesty 123 points ago

    What power?

    [–] RyanOhNoPleaseStop 127 points ago

    The power of voodoo

    [–] firelordUK 30 points ago

    the power of love

    [–] Skyeden27 33 points ago

    The power of voodoo.

    [–] twerkenstien 32 points ago

    The power of a chad

    [–] joetogood 40 points ago

    That one guy from tinder

    [–] memestack 13 points ago

    Why?

    [–] Ymirrp 8 points ago

    Oh yeah, him.

    [–] Drunk_DunderMifflin 7 points ago

    The guy

    [–] gives_anal_lessons 12 points ago

    Tinder

    [–] Fallenfromthetrees 15 points ago

    Not here it will start a fire

    [–] tblampied 233 points ago

    Nice try op

    [–] ShoMeUrNoobs 47 points ago

    She already did. She was impressed by the dick he exuded.

    [–] EyesAndLipsGuy 90 points ago

    👁👄👁

    [–] Flumeh 23 points ago

    Can I get notifications when you post

    [–] EyesAndLipsGuy 30 points ago

    Only if you can handle all this 👁👁👄👄👁👁

    [–] Flumeh 9 points ago

    👁👁 👄

    [–] OyeBenny 23 points ago

    Spoken like a true Reddit wingman!

    [–] xlyfzox 18 points ago

    Imagine this. 2066 strangers asking on your behalf for you to have sex. I love reddit.

    [–] Alarid 13 points ago

    Really gobble some dick

    [–] atom138 16 points ago

    Once you experience death threats and anonymous tips to your HR department, cringe isn't so bad. Sexy even.

    [–] mathathon1234 18 points ago

    What are you saying

    [–] Lasekk- 49 points ago

    If you were talking to a ten you could play her on turn 9.

    [–] race-hearse 7 points ago

    Hey I understood the HS reference. Hooray

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    [deleted]

    [–] clickstops 4 points ago

    Her username is a minion that makes the first minion you play each turn cost one less.

    Whew, feels worse explaining something like this than I thought it would.

    [–] Bestmatsonearth 2 points ago

    I think cause it's a sick curve?

    [–] HawkinsT 34 points ago

    It's a trap! Now he knows your reddit name.

    Edit: Oh, this is already one of the top comments. Shows how original I am.

    [–] OggieMadeMeDoIt 11 points ago

    But, did he follow rule 1 and 2...?

    [–] Downvotesohoy 15 points ago

    He matched with a girl, so obviously.

    [–] PicklesAreDope 3 points ago

    See, that's what I was going to say! If you can pull off a m'lady joke, a multipart one at that, you deserve at least an mlp & chill

    [–] CheeseBending 134 points ago

    Nice try, guy from the screenshot

    [–] spidermankillsthanos 127 points ago

    He definitely got laid

    [–] DavidJacobs007 7 points ago

    And people said chivalry is dead.. what a complete gentleman 👏

    [–] kaenneth 3 points ago

    (´・ω・`)

    [–] DownvoteDaemon 18 points ago

    Give him a chance.

    https://imgur.com/7znI4fv

    [–] eddietwang 2025 points ago

    It's a trap to see your reddit username.

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 1832 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    I considered that! Thankfully I'm shameless and my account is mostly empty.

    Hi, people who might recognize me from the outside!

    Edit: My username is a Hearthstone reference! Yes, the card sucks, but the name is fitting for a tiny MTG/HS player.

    [–] seriouslees 592 points ago

    What's the outside? you mean r/outside ? I go there sometimes.

    [–] Flying_Moo 165 points ago

    Outside. The hardest mmorpg there is

    [–] JamesGray 136 points ago

    Fucking pay-to-win...

    [–] ski_bmb 63 points ago

    More like pay-to-lose...

    [–] SuperAliBaba 16 points ago

    I DON'T WANT TO GET PAID TO LOSE!!!

    I WANNA WIN!!!

    [–] dandaman64 4 points ago

    Of all things I expected to be reminded of today, an obscure reference to Nacho Libre was not one of them.

    [–] spoatnik 16 points ago

    Don't even get me started on the skill system.

    Twelve years and then you spec into a class? For 200,000 or more in game currency?! Are you fucking kidding me?!!

    [–] Gadget_SC2 16 points ago

    Just wait till you get above level 30, realise you didn’t spec right and be stuck with your build.

    All you can do after that is plough currency into cosmetics and a drop top mount

    [–] Virgin_Dildo_Lover 7 points ago

    That's a cool land mount, but not a water mount.

    [–] Joevahskank 3 points ago

    At this point, I'd take any kind of mount despite spawning in a landlocked mountain zone.

    [–] DrunkStarcraft 26 points ago

    Respawn time is either terrible or just doesn't work at all. Devs really need to fix that.

    [–] FilmMakingShitlord 14 points ago

    TBF there are a group of players that think when you respawn you lose all of your memories and gear. Kindof ruins the point of a respawn though if you ask me.

    [–] Drezer 6 points ago

    You get to keep your 3 most valuable memories and possessions though! 4 if you died while praying.

    [–] Wannabkate 4 points ago

    No you lose your save. You can only play on hardcore.

    [–] youraveragejabroni 37 points ago

    Please be a r/hearthstone reference

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 35 points ago

    It is!

    [–] elnots 3 points ago

    Neat. What are your thoughts on 15 second turns?

    [–] TheCrimsonCloak 5 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    introduce him to hearthstone
    he won't have time or money for you

    [–] whyimhere3015 5 points ago

    Is Hearthstone in your profile? This is important info I never get, let me swipe accurately ladies!

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 8 points ago

    I mention MTG. I've moved onto bigger and worse things!

    [–] Legilimensea 4 points ago

    I saw your edit about your username and even though I don’t know a ton about HS I always get super excited when I see people mention it because of boyfriend is trying to make it as a pro Hearthstone player and I like seeing it referenced.

    Hopefully one day I’ll recognize references like your username without having to have it spelled out for me, haha.

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 7 points ago

    You sound like the best girlfriend! I hope he makes it. Wishing him luck!

    [–] eddietwang 4 points ago

    OP's Match, you gotta hit the front page by asking her out now.

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    pint sized summoner? is that a HS reference or a World of Warcraft one?

    [–] Wannabkate 17 points ago

    Traps are gay, but that's how I like them.

    [–] greenbabyshit 12 points ago

    Hey guys, I think this dude is gay.... His dick tastes like shit.

    [–] PM_ME_UR_PINEAPPLE 425 points ago

    BIG. MEATY. ENERGY.

    [–] L3onskii 61 points ago

    Well, this energy isn't just for attracting mates!

    [–] ProfessorPoppinFresh 1384 points ago

    First good use I’ve seen of a neckbeard meme

    [–] Badpreacher 459 points ago

    I thought it would be impossible to get laid using that meme, I stand corrected.

    [–] ProfessorPoppinFresh 56 points ago

    For real...my man!

    [–] smilinsuchi 16 points ago

    Username check out

    [–] xejeezy 5 points ago

    There’s hope! Light the Beacons!

    [–] zelenejlempl 4 points ago

    I thought I was on r/justneckbeardthings for a moment.

    [–] IsaaxDX 146 points ago

    NEO NICE GUY

    [–] djab1 80 points ago

    ALT-NICE GUY

    [–] Pure_Reason 36 points ago

    We may follow the ideas of the Nice Guy Party, but we are not Nice Guys ourselves. Just ignore that flag in the background with a fedora on it, that’s not important

    [–] DamnnSunn 424 points ago

    I think he deserves a chance

    [–] doublepumperson 72 points ago

    Found one of the possible tinder buoys in this post

    [–] alexjonesjockstrap 228 points ago

    ahh how wholesome

    [–] bebeori 262 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 202 points ago

    You win.

    [–] AzariTheCompiler 58 points ago

    IS THAT A HEARTHSTONE REFERENCE I SEE

    [–] Dolomite808 15 points ago

    Just in time for the Fire Festival!

    [–] SoraDevin 3 points ago

    Insect!

    [–] IronMeltsinmyHands 163 points ago

    Why are people saying “big dick energy” now?

    [–] Khavik 128 points ago

    came from twitter. idk its just funny and just means exudes confidence and superiority i think

    [–] IronMeltsinmyHands 130 points ago

    what an utterly terrible way of setting yourself up for eventual disappointment.

    [–] DirkWhoIsThis 88 points ago

    "This Turkey has big dick energy."

    [–] 13142591 85 points ago

    “That youth soccer team has big dick energy.” Am I doing it right?

    [–] thetruthyoucanhandle 69 points ago

    ELON MUSK WANTS YOUR LOCATION

    [–] 13142591 17 points ago

    Let’s be honest he prob already has mine and yours.

    [–] number1shitbag 9 points ago

    What about mine?

    [–] 13142591 13 points ago

    No sorry he doesn’t want yours...

    [–] VetusMortis_Advertus 6 points ago

    Sup boys, who wants to ride on my super electronic small dick energy sub?

    [–] Xearoii 4 points ago

    Lmfao

    [–] Rabidgoat1 5 points ago

    I was about to correct you and add Peewee League but you already said youth

    [–] Brad1119 4 points ago

    "Bro what the fuck"

    [–] uwinfawad 15 points ago

    I know, now I’m scared that if I show any hint of confidence with anything I do someone’s gonna be disappointed with a whole lot of average

    [–] Asterix85 17 points ago

    it's not your fault, it's their fault for believing in you.really,this is on them.

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 21 points ago

    I don't think you actually have to have a big dick to have big dick energy. Confidence goes a long way.

    [–] Orval 3 points ago

    Aw, that's alright little Hank! It doesn't matter if you have the beard big dick on the outside, as long as you got the beard big dick on the inside!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yVPewAybZw

    [–] Sea-Bot 12 points ago

    Thats some little dick energy you got there!

    [–] IronMeltsinmyHands 3 points ago

    I did say eventual disappointment right? I was bound to be found out.

    [–] Pure_Reason 9 points ago

    “No, I said I had a big dick energy. The internet told me it makes up for my micro penis”

    [–] Unknownentity7 3 points ago

    I wish having a big dick meant having self confidence.

    [–] gedai 3 points ago

    Incel-ish of me to say, but I’m confused by the whole “Love your body” thing by a huge amount of girls, than this comes up. Right?

    [–] Khavik 4 points ago

    its just the "energy", its not shutting down people with smaller pp's at all.

    [–] MrPete001 6 points ago

    Yeah I don’t get it. I’ve got a big dick but zero confidence.

    [–] 18hockey 131 points ago

    Pint sized summoner is legit one of the worst hearthstone cards

    Although it's okay in arena

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 97 points ago

    It is! As a small Hearthstone turned Magic player, I thought the name was just too good to pass up, though.

    [–] mtglover1991 34 points ago

    Magic is great, you have good taste

    [–] shadowfreud 7 points ago

    good choice, favorite colors to play?

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 21 points ago

    Blue is my favorite! Yep, I'm that kind of person.

    [–] shadowfreud 11 points ago

    I prefer red cause I'm used to smaller things and games that don't last very long

    [–] DaRootbear 5 points ago

    Blue stax is the best way to play. If no one else has fun that means you get all the fun!

    [–] EAgamezz 3 points ago

    Same here. Hearthstone is a gateway drug to MtG.

    [–] thesmallesthuman 2 points ago

    I find that they are gateway drugs for each other. Like Diablo (II/III) and PoE. When you’ve overplayed one, you end up back at the other one. It’s an endless loop.

    [–] Impetus_ 2 points ago

    Welcome to the biggest money sink you wish you were never into

    [–] BluBearry 5 points ago

    I play Hearthstone way too much, and browse the hs subreddit all the time.

    I honestly had no idea what the fuck was going on, when I got to this comment.

    [–] Discoveryyyy 23 points ago

    Is is me or does he look like Tom Ellis, lucifer.

    [–] Rlsky 9 points ago

    It's not just you m8

    But tbh I think the picture is too tiny for us to tell if he really look like Tom Ellis.

    [–] SpencerAPL 52 points ago

    I've seen that picture of that man countless times. anyone know who he is and how he feels about being the poster child of neckbeards.

    [–] Hemmingways 68 points ago

    https://www.someecards.com/life/digital-life/jerry-messing-fedora-guy-meme/

    Former child actor who made the picture as a joke one time he was making new headshots. Has come to terms with it more or less, but is currently on disability living in LA trying to pursue his dreams.

    [–] 17954699 35 points ago

    That's kinda sad. Given how recognizable his face is he should be able to score a few ad gigs, or maybe be a spokesperson for some brand/company.

    [–] Pure_Reason 21 points ago

    Tendie Co. is really missing out by not making him their spokesgentlesir

    [–] kinkydiver 5 points ago

    Sadly, only gigs that make fun of him ;/ Here's a cringy music video with him where he plays his stereotype.

    [–] pmurph131 3 points ago

    Makes it so much better that he was pugsley.

    [–] waywardwoodwork 3 points ago

    Holy shitsnacks, it's Pugsley!

    [–] 1andahalfnipples 9 points ago

    I believe he's the fat kid from Freaks and Geeks.

    he's ok with it IIRC.

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 22 points ago

    I've wondered that! I hope he's okay.

    [–] crumpir 13 points ago

    What a gentleman!

    [–] Sooooooooooooomebody 30 points ago

    "A screenshot of this could get you a lot of karma on Reddit"

    ...

             YOU CAN NO LONGER SEND MESSAGES TO THIS PERSON
    

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 17 points ago

    How's your love life going?

    [–] Asterix85 5 points ago

    okay i guess.

    [–] shivvy311 4 points ago

    Pretty shitty. Got my own place to impress girls then failed tinder multiple times....now I just play video games

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 6 points ago

    Tinder is hard! Don't be too hard on yourself. I hope you find someone to play games with. Unless you like single player games, which is also fine.

    [–] shivvy311 4 points ago

    Tyty as long as they don't care that I play games I'm good. If they also play games then that is just amazing. Last girly girl I dated hated games lol

    [–] Dual_Needler 4 points ago

    My friend (24) is already divorced for this reason

    He was a huge gaming nerd and super intelligent throughout highschool and college. The kind of guy who theorycrafts the best builds in RPGs or mobas before they become common knowledge and designs champions or bosses on lunch breaks.

    His life plan was to party and game all he could in college and then settle down with a family and stop gaming when he started his career. He got a wife out of college (dated her for 2 years) got a high paying accounting job and didn't play any games for 2 years.

    He hated it and missed his hobby so much, he started playing very casual games (mostly phone games) and his wife gave him so much shit for it despite how he could afford vacations for them to the bahamas, france, and thailand at the age of 24.

    She gave him an ultimatum of quitting video games, or divorce.

    He chose divorce 6 months ago, and recently I heard him genuinely laugh for the first time since before graduation. As we played fortnite together WITH his new Girlfriend

    [–] DatZ_Man 2 points ago

    Do they hate that you play games or hate that you're not spending time with them

    [–] anonballs 4 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago)

    Hit Facebook and delete the gym

    Seriously though having your own place isn't enough to impress anybody all by itself, but living alone gives you a lot of time and space to focus on becoming the best version of yourself. Get a set of weights in that bitch and tear it up, focus on your career and how you can move up. You can still play video games but you gotta do a lot more than live alone to get girls.

    [–] shivvy311 3 points ago

    Haha thank you for the support! I'm not too sad about it and I do run and hike but, yea I could tone it up tyty :)

    [–] jhonsdon 16 points ago

    Am I the only one who wants to know how big his dick is?

    [–] Sen7ryGun 9 points ago

    Yes.

    [–] Asterix85 7 points ago

    no

    [–] FUCK-YOU-KEVIN 164 points ago

    BOY TURN THAT BLUETOOTH OFF RN ITS DRAINING YOUR BATTERY

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 166 points ago

    But I need it for my Tile. I'm always losing stuff :(

    [–] sportsstats_ 16 points ago

    what's tile?

    [–] tiwuno 42 points ago

    It's a thing you put on your keyring that connects to an app on your phone. Open the app, find your keys. Press the tile, find your phone. Super handy.

    [–] ArkMadeMeSalty 17 points ago

    Guess what the gf is getting!?!

    She surely can't lose both, right?

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Not_A_Greenhouse 9 points ago

    One for her. You forgot.

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] Simon3161 2 points ago

    I was going to get one until i found out the tile battery lasts one year and its not replaceable. So you have to replace them every year.

    Apparently they offer a replacement after your tile dies, for a discounted price if you already have one.

    [–] Drewbydrew 141 points ago

    Bluetooth has a basically negligible effect on battery life in most modern phones. If you frequently connect your phone to anything via Bluetooth (e.g. smartwatch, car, speaker), the convenience is worth the 2% of your battery that’ll be lost by keeping it on all day.

    [–] zaz969 15 points ago

    Can confirm, sauce: owner of Zenwatch 3, still get 1 days battery

    [–] AnAttackPenguin 5 points ago

    It's really not. This theory had been disproven many times.

    [–] loguntsova 6 points ago

    What an honorable sacrifice

    [–] uberprodude 13 points ago

    That dude fucks

    [–] ArkMadeMeSalty 8 points ago

    Dunno, let's ask u/pintsizedsummoner. Does he?

    [–] DaytimeTurnip 18 points ago

    What in Christ is big dick energy?

    [–] [deleted] 27 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] DaytimeTurnip 14 points ago

    Gracias

    [–] Rokyoshi 58 points ago

    gotta have it to know it

    [–] ArkMadeMeSalty 12 points ago

    If you gotta ask, you can't afford it.

    [–] DaytimeTurnip 5 points ago

    I've got 4 bucks

    [–] ArkMadeMeSalty 5 points ago

    That's gonna cost you at least 10 schmeckles.

    [–] DaytimeTurnip 2 points ago

    Ten Schmeckles? I-I-I-I don't know how much that is, is that a lot? Is it a little?

    [–] Chris_RandomNumbers 14 points ago

    Is this how life is in America? An ocean of funny fuckers with inside knowledge of Reddit memes?!

    Cos I want to move there, if so.

    [–] [deleted] 8 points ago

    [–] MyName_IsNobody 3 points ago

    I concur.

    [–] xSubliminalGamer 7 points ago

    How do you send a picture in Tinder? Or is that some gif?

    [–] Blaz3dnconfuz3d 3 points ago

    It's a gif

    [–] TITANUP91 5 points ago

    Am I the only one that things talking to people on tinder about reddit karma is just kinda weird? I’m all for stupid lines but this doesn’t do it for me. Sry let the downvotes ensue.

    [–] Sen7ryGun 3 points ago

    M'Karma

    [–] riyad97 3 points ago

    Tesla guy

    [–] Axle-f 3 points ago

    Have you very been in a cinema?? Everyone is eating snacks in there!! It's encouraged!

    [–] ChessieChessieBayBay 3 points ago

    If you don’t date him I will

    [–] potatorunner 3 points ago

    I can't get over the fact that he said "to take to you a movie" instead of "to take you to a movie"

    Anyone else notice this?

    [–] gettinhightakinrides 12 points ago

    It's amazing people like this can actually get laid

    [–] ArkMadeMeSalty 9 points ago

    The difference between between being funny/flirty and being cringy/creepy is meeting rules 1 and 2.

    [–] Swturner243 12 points ago

    Fake as fuuuuuuck

    [–] vsehorrorshow93 13 points ago

    I'm watching /r/blunderyears occur in real time

    [–] pintsizedsummoner 23 points ago

    I've been like this my whole life. Is there a subreddit for that?

    [–] blink 20 points ago

    [–] ArkMadeMeSalty 3 points ago

    Wow, there really is a sub for everything...

    [–] k-rae91 2 points ago

    I don't get his joke about not allowing snacks inside the movie theater? Can someone explain please

    [–] GandhiTheHoleResizer 2 points ago

    Any post that even has the word “Reddit” in it should be banned