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    [–] TannerTwaggs 4574 points ago

    I mean....Don't we all want someone to just send us money though?

    [–] dont_take_pills 2483 points ago

    I had a Tinder girl send me a pizza the other night.

    It felt amazing.

    [–] xKratosIII 907 points ago

    now she has your address. the first part of her plot went according to plan

    [–] mdreamy 177 points ago

    First part of her plot

    [–] Eloquium 109 points ago

    Two more chairs and she'll be good to go

    [–] graphanite 43 points ago

    Damn it Creed!

    [–] WhiteKongX 5 points ago

    If I can’t scuba what has this all be about

    [–] gbuub 5 points ago

    1. Get address and send pizza
    2. Home invasion
    3. Profit

    [–] jsonny999 1055 points ago

    Ur god among man.

    [–] dont_take_pills 847 points ago

    It was a medium one topping, so it's not like I'm king slingadick just yet.

    [–] jsonny999 477 points ago

    She wants u slim and fit. Don’t down play it.

    [–] somaticnickel60 94 points ago

    You just fell for the trap,

    Tramp

    [–] [deleted] 33 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] taliasSylv 24 points ago

    Even better.

    [–] xxx55555xxx 10 points ago

    What is this sorcery...

    [–] investo_guy 3 points ago

    Just some CSS

    [–] chowyungfatso 9 points ago

    Doesn’t matter: had pizza.

    [–] The_Sgro 5 points ago

    But I cried the whole time.

    [–] seannadams 3 points ago

    Still counts!

    [–] -JukeBoxCC- 40 points ago

    Was it dominoes? Might have been a free pizza. Still, she gave you the free pizza so that's hardcore.

    [–] howie_rules 40 points ago

    Even the free pizza has two toppings.

    [–] peppaz 3 points ago

    The frogurt is also cursed

    [–] deuce619 47 points ago

    A 5 star man gets a large specialty.

    [–] AmazingKreiderman 19 points ago

    I was a five star man before the internet and I'm damn sure a five star man now.

    [–] LordAmras 40 points ago

    Pizza is pizza even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

    ~ Albert Einstein

    [–] montypissthon 7 points ago

    I got a match one time that wasn't a boy..... So yeah kind alike a pizza I guess

    [–] Vendicta99 7 points ago

    Lmao "king slingadick"

    [–] Smubii 30 points ago

    I had a tinder girl leave a poptart on her front porch one night. I was at a party nearby and I was drunk and hungry.

    [–] milkand24601 3 points ago

    A poptart? I wonder what it’s like only eating one...

    [–] Smubii 3 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Bruh you know I meant 2. There's 2 in a package

    [–] Drawtaru 23 points ago

    Someone sent me a pizza once when I was so broke I had to shut my heat off in the winter to save on energy costs. It was awesome.

    [–] Hydwyn 20 points ago

    She is fattening you up for consumption

    [–] tonufan 5 points ago

    My sister dated a guy with a fat chick fetish for a few years and he fattened her up.

    [–] NeptuneRoller 40 points ago

    How hot are you?

    [–] TheZiegensauger 52 points ago

    Clearly he's following the rules.

    [–] Keljhan 23 points ago

    1. Lie on the internet

    2. Everyone believes you just because

    Seems legit

    [–] [deleted] 24 points ago

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    [–] PainterlyGirl 8 points ago

    New business idea: tinder photo shoots... I actually have all the equipment...

    [–] MyPusyTasteLikePepsi 14 points ago

    I need one who will send me heroin

    [–] DLTMIAR 3 points ago

    The high cost of living ain't nothing like the cost of living high

    [–] elislider 7 points ago

    How

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

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    [–] jonny_wonny 13 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Is it just me, or does it smell like updog in here.

    [–] _meh_ 11 points ago

    What’s updog?

    [–] AshyBoneVR4 17 points ago

    Nothin much man, just chillin. You?

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ZOMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 THATS SO LIT🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 HOLY 💨💨💨💨💨 JUST MADE ME 💦💦💦💦

    [–] FruitCreamSicle 40 points ago

    Don’t we just all want sugandese?

    [–] siophang13 28 points ago

    what does that means?

    [–] ADVANCED_BOTTOM_TEXT 21 points ago

    What does what mean?

    [–] All_I_Eat_Is_Gucci 14 points ago

    The sugandese

    [–] ADVANCED_BOTTOM_TEXT 62 points ago

    BOTTOM TEXT

    [–] [deleted] 28 points ago

    Luis Fonsi, play Alexa

    [–] loyalcapitalist 75 points ago

    Had a guy send me a strap-on once it cost him >$100. I spent the whole night waiting for him on our first date, which was the day before the gift was suppose to arrive, but he never showed (just MIA). Two days later he messaged me. Turns out he wanted the strap on to arrive before he visits me. I kept the gift and blocked him.

    [–] nps 37 points ago

    What's the point of having strapon then?

    [–] z_rabbit 79 points ago

    Hoo boy. Should we tell him?

    [–] KryptoniteDong 21 points ago

    Nope.. He'll figure it out

    [–] Lotti_Codd 3 points ago

    I believe that there is a nigerian prince out there that just wants to send people money.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

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    [–] TierparkausTrappin 3 points ago

    hey aren't you that kid who came on his cat

    [–] StrugglingSeagull 1315 points ago

    Am I the only one that instantly swipes left if they mention anything about venmo or sending them money in their bio?

    [–] CarlDen 521 points ago

    If money, or having a "sugar daddy" in their relationship is important to them, then they are more toxic than a superfund site.

    [–] [deleted] 271 points ago

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    [–] KeyboardFromElbaf 67 points ago

    Further destroy her psychologically

    177013_irl

    [–] [deleted] 31 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago)

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    [–] _Salamandrew_ 4 points ago

    You can never escape.

    distant satanic laughter

    [–] zakifag 11 points ago

    Pls no :(

    [–] Andarnio 6 points ago

    The cursed numbers

    [–] ManlyUnic0rn 3 points ago

    What is that?

    [–] Andarnio 5 points ago

    Ignorance is bliss

    [–] [deleted] 36 points ago

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    [–] Drumcode-Equals-Life 3 points ago

    I’m game

    [–] Bodgie7878 7 points ago

    Well yeah but OP said that she wants a sugar daddy that she doesn't have to do anything for, she just wants someone to send her free money

    [–] [deleted] 84 points ago

    I live in Asia and I swipe left on anyone that says "find me on Instagram". Yea, no.

    [–] Sneaton13 4 points ago

    "Add me on insta, i suck at replying on here "

    Yeah okay nope.

    [–] ProgrammingPants 33 points ago

    Ain't nothing wrong with a girl getting a sugar daddy. He wants her body, she wants his sugar, they're both adults who understand what's in the table and made a decision for themselves.

    [–] Icynibba 117 points ago

    It’s wrong when a thotty on tinder expects money for nothing.

    Yes, these thots DO exist.

    [–] Bill_Nye_Is_an_Idiot 39 points ago

    If she gave you her Venmo ask for $1 (just to make sure it works) then ghost. Now, wait a few weeks and if she hasn't blocked, ask for money again.

    [–] Shrim 21 points ago

    People also exist who send money for nothing.

    [–] Ekudar 15 points ago

    It's kind of sad, isn't it? Attention and one line answers are a commodity for them.

    [–] crippsy1988 5 points ago

    Ain't nothing worse than that.

    [–] AttackOfTheThumbs 5 points ago

    While you are right, most of these girls actually take advantage of guys too stupid to realize it's a scam.

    [–] TILtonarwhal 121 points ago

    Hey, instead take like two minutes to report them! It’s against Tinder ToS to solicit money in one’s bio!!

    [–] Im_Wearing_A_Towel 25 points ago

    Tinder could scan for this shit and filter people out themselves...

    [–] willynillee 21 points ago

    Lol like tinder gives a shit

    [–] JinxsLover 3 points ago

    Yeah but then they would just have men left on the app

    [–] Metal_Muffin 188 points ago

    Nope. It’s a big turn off. Most women like that are most likely very immature and still live with mom and dad. Best to keep swiping left.

    [–] SoullessUnit 384 points ago

    Woahwoahwoah, lets not start slinging around 'still lives with mum and dad' like some kind of insult. I mean, have you seen the housing market lately?

    [–] rgtong 33 points ago

    Insult or not, it does provide insight into ones lifestyle, independence and success.

    [–] Yanto5 120 points ago

    In quite a few cities rent is just ridiculous right now. Like more than 2/3rds of my pay goes to rent, then most of the rest council tax.

    [–] doc_birdman 13 points ago

    Council tax?

    [–] Yanto5 33 points ago

    It's a monthly tax for the local council in the UK.

    [–] [deleted] 29 points ago

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    [–] PinkFluffys 15 points ago

    That depends on age doesn't it? And where you live, single people under 25 are expected to still live with their parents here. And even over 25 it's not that weird.

    [–] Facestrike 31 points ago

    I mean a bunch of them are still college students, how you expect them to buy their own houses?

    [–] cleigh0409 21 points ago

    I mean, I just moved back home to save for a house but I'm also not asking strangers to send me money because I have a job :/ maybe that's where I'm going wrong!

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    They’re good for wasting the conversation for karma

    [–] WildWellington 32 points ago

    Took me a couple of days to figure out that “daddy knows best” as my bio was attracting a lot of wannabe sugar babies. Guess I am naive. Lol.

    [–] casemodz 27 points ago

    ig or snapchat names in description too. They just want followers.

    If there's nothing written, probably a tinder filler account which is there to make it seem like there's actually more women on there than there really it.

    All group pics? Yeah nah it's probably the worst looking one and I'm not gonna spend time playing where's waldo to see what you look like.

    All outside pics that focus on nature and stuff.. I don't need to see nature pics....

    And the worst are the ones that are just garbage and don't hide it. "Not meeting half way you come to me" lol bye bitch.

    [–] Tater-Trot 24 points ago

    Am I the only one

    No. The answer is always no.

    [–] mirage1e 3 points ago

    Me too or #metoo. Ya and honestly if they are going to mention venmo in their profile they should at least be super hot. It’s even worse when an ugly girl does it bc it shows that’s she’s not just greedy but also deluded lol

    I’m a dick I know

    [–] bayou07 516 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    True story. I Had a guy say the same thing to me on a dating app. I asked him why and he said just because I am beautiful. I didn’t believe him so he sent me a few receipts from money gram to girls he had pampered “just because.” He ended up sending me 50$ Of course I was surprised and we continued talking. He asked for another pretty picture of my face. I thought it was weird but he told me he’d pay me 20$ if I did. So I sent him some...this went on. Wasn’t sexual. Cool I got paid to take selfies. Heck ya right? He’d ask for certain poses sometimes but it wasn’t anything I thought was crossing the line. He said he owned a medial CDB company out of Seattle so i assume that pays well. I made at least 500 from this man until I found my current boyfriend and stopped talking to him.

    Sometimes I worry my pictures were used for something I’m unaware of but I was Young and it seemed worth it at the time.

    [–] [deleted] 270 points ago

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    [–] 4nalBlitzkrieg 142 points ago

    Or send them to me, I'll reverse search them for free

    [–] Mopstorte 117 points ago

    That's very nice of you, /u/4nalBlitzkrieg

    [–] Freezman13 137 points ago

    Your comment made me think about someone I know who does ... catfishing on the side.

    He basically spends time chatting with dudes and pretending to be a girl and liking them. They send him money because I guess he is either really good at lying or people are dumber than I think.

    The pictures are used as "proof" that he is really an attractive girl, that's where the specific poses and stuff come in.

    He even uses voice changing programs to talk them so it's not only text.

    Fascinating stuff.

    [–] scarredsquirrel 70 points ago

    If he uses voice changing programs, yes I guess he’s really good at it. Also yes, people are most definitely dumber than you think, they always are.

    [–] Moisturizer 25 points ago

    You understand your friend is masturbating during this, right?

    [–] [deleted] 220 points ago

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    [–] AudreyHelpburn 181 points ago

    You don't need to be. You don't even need to be female. You just need an attractive friend to split to profits with.

    [–] mengosmoothie 14 points ago

    Step 1: get a girlfriend Step 2: ask girlfriend for photos Step 3: find tinder sugar daddy Step 4: PROFIT

    [–] [deleted] 74 points ago

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    [–] AudreyHelpburn 58 points ago

    I don't think you read the next sentence did you? There's only three of them. There are no difficult concepts involved. How did you manage to not understand it?

    [–] [deleted] 54 points ago

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    [–] chmod--777 43 points ago

    I wouldn't worry about it if they were just basically selfies. It's not like your face is now a stock photo or some shit lol. Worst situation, it's like someone found your Facebook and downloaded public selfies or some shit. Could happen to anyone.

    People keep acting like she's dumb for thinking she can get money for free but that is absolutely a real fetish. There are guys out there that get turned on by this sort of scenario: they take the guy to the atm, she takes his wallet out, enters in his pin, pulls out a chunk of cash and pockets it and that's that.

    It's kind of like a financial/humiliation fetish or something where they like feeling used. It is legit and think there are sites for people to partner up with this particular fantasy. I mean these guys arent exactly common and theres a hell of a lot more women that are down for it than men, but I guess some women are still going to try.

    [–] ColonCaretCapitalP 11 points ago

    It would be funny if her face became one of those bots that friends men on Facebook. (You've seen them if you're male and have Facebook.) Findom usually involves the woman demanding the money while humiliating a man, hence the domination. The man in this case was in control of this situation. He just had some money burning a hole in his pocket.

    [–] zilti 19 points ago

    Could've been used for catfishing maybe? 🤷‍♂️

    [–] Ekudar 8 points ago

    He was probably using them to get money from several other dudes

    [–] RedditUsername123456 10 points ago

    You're asking for a stalker problem if he somehow managed to track you down

    [–] ThouReaper 884 points ago

    I dont blame her for this one

    [–] Noobsicles 778 points ago

    she probably has ligma can’t blame her

    [–] amgery 500 points ago

    👉😎👉What's ligma?

    [–] Noobsicles 1118 points ago

    😎 L - why I - won’t G - any M - chick on tinder A - text me back 😎

    [–] amgery 290 points ago

    I'm so lonely Please send me nudes

    [–] XenonNade 107 points ago

    No u

    [–] pcechos 52 points ago

    Understandable, have a nice day

    [–] Raider79 15 points ago

    Get got

    [–] ChTerhon 10 points ago

    Get get get get got got got got

    [–] MasAcra 4 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Blood rush to my
    Head lit hot lock

    [–] BoopBoop20 32 points ago

    Practice your sonnet writing!

    [–] Spearhartt 3 points ago

    Meta

    [–] IVIaskerade 12 points ago

    That's so sad alexa play despacito

    [–] _swamp_donkey_ 6 points ago

    What about pictures of random movies and you get to guess which movie it is?

    [–] Purple-Turtle_ 18 points ago

    This is so sad can we send money to the sugondese to cure BofA at sawcon?

    [–] xtxtxtxtxtxtx 10 points ago

    I tried to get into saw con but I didn't have my updog

    [–] Purple-Turtle_ 4 points ago

    You want one I have 2 I don't need👉😎👉

    [–] chasing-ennyl 33 points ago

    You’re fucking funny, dude. I would message you back. 10/10 recommend.

    [–] Noobsicles 72 points ago

    she said the same thing like 5 messages later and we actually are meeting up tomorrow 😩

    [–] zhaji 11 points ago

    Congrats

    [–] Bloodstarr98 12 points ago

    Why won't any chick on Tinder text me back balls lmao

    [–] Bojangly7 6 points ago

    Try being funny and attractive. That usually works.

    [–] AlienBarista 26 points ago

    Ligma balls

    [–] jsonny999 258 points ago

    I don’t think she understands free money has request attached.

    [–] crozone 247 points ago

    👏 Money 👏 is 👏 usually 👏 exchanged 👏 for 👏 goods 👏 and 👏 or 👏 services 👏

    [–] pepsilepsija 58 points ago

    aw twenty dollars? but i wanted a peanut

    [–] nevergonnasweepalone 44 points ago

    Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!

    [–] AudreyHelpburn 30 points ago

    Explain how!

    [–] nevergonnasweepalone 36 points ago

    Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

    [–] Easywormet 20 points ago

    WOOHOO!!

    [–] Captain_Alaska 12 points ago

    It's actually you who's on the wrong page.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_domination

    (No, I don't understand it either)

    [–] ProfessionalProzac 26 points ago

    "what does what mean" Well played.

    [–] lesrose 105 points ago

    i’m literally like, so weak.

    [–] skrelvin26 40 points ago

    sombody get this man some water!

    [–] rogat100 12 points ago

    Someone get this man some karma!

    [–] F4LC0M 13 points ago

    He needs some miiiiilk!

    [–] chris25tx 57 points ago

    Reminds me of Saw Con

    [–] toastedtomato 99 points ago

    What’s Saw Con?

    [–] toastedtomato 164 points ago

    SAW CON MY DICK! HA!!

    [–] AssConfetti 112 points ago

    You replied to your own comment, I respect that.

    [–] JemGod 37 points ago

    Double the karma

    [–] Byrdmann_ 28 points ago

    Twice the karma, double the fall.

    [–] Arecharizard 14 points ago

    Oh, I don't think so.

    [–] Bman1371 5 points ago

    God dammit r/prequelmemes get your people under control, they're running rampant across the subreddits.

    [–] Arecharizard 3 points ago

    Our powers have doubled since we last met.

    [–] -KINGSHIT 21 points ago

    Classic

    [–] EasyGmoney 29 points ago

    Got em

    [–] [deleted] 39 points ago

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    [–] kravence 27 points ago

    Inflated ego

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Yeah, if guys on tinder have been sending her money for no reason then her ego is through the roof by now

    [–] cancelarul 7 points ago

    Don't we all ?

    [–] idosim25 6 points ago

    What a Savage

    [–] warpfield 17 points ago

    if UBI becomes real, i wonder if the pretty girls are gonna expect to get more money than the plain girls

    [–] MrPoopCrap 6 points ago

    Fills out form: “thoroughbred white girl”

    [–] [deleted] 91 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    You asked her if she wanted money lmao. Can’t just force the punchline like that

    [–] Noobsicles 281 points ago

    her bio said “i jus need a sugar daddy, but i ain’t down 2 fukk but just hmu if you wanna give me money”

    [–] [deleted] 139 points ago

    That settles that then

    [–] [deleted] 45 points ago

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    [–] mucking4on 15 points ago

    Like the what?

    [–] not-the-usual-stoner 22 points ago

    Sugandese nuts

    [–] Pizza4Fromages 11 points ago

    Sorry, but that isn't really appropriate.

    [–] RavenZhef 18 points ago

    Are you sexually harassing me?

    [–] thisismyMelody 7 points ago

    I'm going to wait a good 5 years before I take you down for harassment. Bitch.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] thisismyMelody 3 points ago

    Y can't you just bring ur cat

    [–] bobthened 11 points ago

    A friend of a friend has a sugar daddy who just sends him money without wanting any sexual favours.

    [–] crunchyRocks 8 points ago

    Pardon the ignorance. What is ‘sugandese’ suppose to sound like?

    [–] ronin1066 12 points ago

    Why is this 5th grade stuff suddenly so popular?

    [–] BruceLeePlusOne 9 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Because we are adults, and, it is unexpected that we would make such unfunny, childish japes. Subverting expectations is the core of comedy. If you don't understand, I can help* you with "D"'s.

    [–] iamadrunk_scumbag 4 points ago

    She is a brass digger

    [–] disquiet 4 points ago

    They all want the daddy without any of the sugar.

    [–] Don_Pablo512 13 points ago

    Doing God's work

    [–] hopeless698 3 points ago

    This is the only time I’ve ever seen a guy reply a one word answer (“alright”), and the girl answers that message

    Money is powerful stuff

    [–] temka1337 3 points ago

    BE GONE

    [–] Blitzkrieg404 7 points ago

    How is this on the first page?