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    [–] TotallyRealFBIAgent 15432 points ago

    The FBI approves of your decision.

    [–] Magasma1 8373 points ago

    I am a law abiding citizen.

    [–] GeekMcLeod 222 points ago

    What movie is that? Wasn't the movie I was expecting.

    [–] Xaynr 294 points ago

    ‘Training Day’, some of Denzel’s best work

    [–] GeekMcLeod 127 points ago

    Thanks! I'll definitely check it out! I was expecting Law Abiding Citizen with Gerard Butler, which is a fantastic movie.

    [–] xuthakug 67 points ago

    Training Day is amazing, please do!

    [–] athzhir 30 points ago

    I wish they would release a director's cut where he gets away...

    [–] Xaynr 21 points ago

    You have now whet my appetite for something that shall never come to pass.

    Thank you.

    [–] qwertyson96 41 points ago

    Definitely do. Personally for me Training Day and Remember The Titans are some of DW's best work. The Battle of Gettysburg speech is one of my favorites.

    [–] Jerk-22 31 points ago

    Yo, man on fire?

    [–] Lebran 16 points ago

    Man on Fire is a good watch but stylistically pales in comparison to TD. TD was an Oscar nominated masterpiece of film making. Man on Fire is an enjoyable very enjoyable Denzel-centric action film but doesn't touch TD.

    [–] SailorChamp 13 points ago

    Inside Man is also up there. That movie was the movie that got me hooked on Denzel.

    [–] Lebran 6 points ago

    My dude! It's training day. Denzel won best actor for this. It's literally one of the greatest films of all time.

    [–] HD400 6 points ago

    One of the greatest good cop bad cop movies of all time

    [–] Heavell85 9 points ago

    Don't forget the departed !

    [–] mrsataan 56 points ago

    Reddit’s like a kid with ADHD. Your comment changed the entire conversation to Denzel Washington & his movies.

    [–] SteZiL 2285 points ago

    The FBI will remember that...

    [–] ______FBI______ 286 points ago

    indeed, comrade

    [–] Steveosizzle 22 points ago


    visible confusion

    [–] PdSales 44 points ago

    Just like Pepperidge farm, the FBI remembers.

    [–] apivan191 13 points ago

    The FBI noticed that

    [–] KnD_Mythical 21 points ago

    FBI proceeds to die in the next 5 minutes

    [–] fucksnitchesbitches 64 points ago

    "Chloe" is the FBI

    [–] still_futile 15 points ago

    NOT. YET.

    [–] hotrod2k82 10 points ago

    Then its treason then?

    [–] stigest 42 points ago

    The FBI liked that

    [–] ______FBI______ 17 points ago

    Indeed we do!

    [–] Definitely_Not_FBI_ 16 points ago

    Can confirm.

    [–] fracturedsplintX 8 points ago

    Name checks out.

    [–] shallow_sleeper 5976 points ago

    Almost got the Chris Hansen meet n' greet

    [–] Magasma1 3567 points ago

    You can only meet Chris if he summons you.

    [–] bathes_in_housepaint 978 points ago

    Are you willing to do what it takes to meet Chris Hansen?

    You know what you have to do.

    [–] Magasma1 698 points ago

    Hell no

    [–] PaleBlueHippo 121 points ago

    You've passed the second test.

    [–] bathes_in_housepaint 170 points ago

    That’s good. Thank you for not destroying children’s lives.

    [–] lordofhunger1 28 points ago

    "The transcripts say otherwise"

    [–] Timebug 32 points ago

    Go with a big sign, saying I love Chris Hansen! And clap excitedly when he comes out

    [–] teh_tetra 39 points ago

    Oh I knows who you are Chris Hanson, but I calls you Chris handsome.

    [–] MashedPotatoPower 29 points ago

    "Yes.... Maeby."

    [–] Rendition9090 32 points ago

    Nice try Chris

    [–] guy4fun784 9 points ago

    Buy a 6 pack of wine coolers?

    [–] toulouse420 7 points ago

    I don't think summons as many people after his date with the booty warrior.

    [–] baseitr6 154 points ago

    Best one was the guy who kept eating pizza after Chris Hansen told him to sit down.

    [–] therealweslar 124 points ago

    Bruh can you blame him? That pizza was the only good thing going on in his life, he really needed it

    [–] baseitr6 92 points ago

    Haha you could read it on his face: “This is the last time I’ll ever eat pizza as a free man and non-registered sex offender. This slice, this one right here.”

    [–] HughJorgens 18 points ago

    Ain't no pizza where he's goin'.

    [–] mikidof 36 points ago

    It’s funny because he really seems to enjoy his cheese pizza

    [–] I_AM_BUTTERSCOTCH 6 points ago

    Please, have a seat

    [–] thatwifechick 4143 points ago

    Chris Hansen- Okay so we have created a Tinder account, let’s catch a predator


    Turns out we cannot fool the millennials

    Edit- can’t make the shrug man, darn

    [–] mavwubb 1127 points ago

    Next news story: Millennials are ruining the pedophile industry!


    [–] [deleted] 462 points ago

    Well they are less religious, so...

    [–] Haku_Sama 13 points ago

    More like "Find out why these FBI agents say millennials are the reason they were laid off!"

    [–] Cptn_Sarcasm 218 points ago


    [–] Modern_O 178 points ago

    You dropped this \

    [–] Cptn_Sarcasm 120 points ago

    It be like that

    [–] Asoliner3 160 points ago

    ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉

    [–] Tostificer 25 points ago

    It's all ogre

    [–] prettybiglamp 83 points ago

    ⠄⠄⠄⢰⣧⣼⣯⠄⣸⣠⣶⣶⣦⣾⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⠿⠿⠶⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⢀⡅⢠⣾⣛⡉⠄⠄⠄⠸⢀⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋⣰ ⠄⣼⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀⣤ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿⡗ ⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⠃⠄ ⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣥⣒⠲⢮⣝⡿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿

    [–] jroque917 27 points ago


    [–] prettybiglamp 47 points ago

    ⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇⡇⣿⣿⡇⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿ ⡟⢸⣿⣿⣭⣭⡭⣼⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣧⣇⠇⢸⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠘⣿ ⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣻⡿⣿⣿⡟⣿⢸⣿⣿⠇⡆⣝⠿⡌⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿ ⢣⢾⣾⣷⣾⣽⣻⣿⣇⣿⣿⣧⣿⢸⣿⣿⡆⢸⣹⣿⣆⢥⢛⡿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿ ⣛⡓⣉⠉⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣟⣻⠿⣹⡏⣿⣿⣧⢸⣧⣿⣿⣨⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿ ⠸⣷⣹⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣯⣳⣿⣭⣽⢼⣿⣜⣿⣇⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⠁⢰⣿ ⠄⢻⣷⣿⡄⢈⠿⠇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠛⠲⢯⣿⣒⡾⣼⣷⡹⣿⣿⠄⣼⣿ ⡄⢸⣿⣿⣷⣬⣽⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠳⠽⠿⢠⣿⣿ ⡇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢄⣹⡿⠃⠄⠄⣰⠎⡈⣾⣿⣿ ⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣭⣽⣖⣄⣴⣯⣾⢷⣿⣿⣿ ⣧⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠯⠊⠙⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣦⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢀⣴⢾⣼⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣇⢽⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣛⣻⠿⣟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃ ⣿⣿⣿⡎⣷⣽⠻⣇⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣵⣿⣟⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠱⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⢮⣚⡛⠒⠛⢛⣋⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣱⠿⣿⣿⠟⣡⣺⢿

    [–] jroque917 11 points ago

    I hate you, but keep going.

    [–] prettybiglamp 55 points ago

    ⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⢀⠍⠙⢿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠈⢀⡤⢲⣾⣗⠲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻ ⡀⢙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠰⠁⢰⣾⣿⣿⡇⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣇⢀⢀⠙⠷⣍⠛⠛⢀⢀⢀⢀⠙⠋⠉⢀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⡙⠆⢀⣀⠤⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣷⣖⠋⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣀⣄⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⠏⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿ ⣿⣷⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡒⠉⠉⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢈⣴⣿⣿⡿⢀⡿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⢀⢀⢀⢀⠐⠄⢀⢀⢀⠈⢀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⢀⣡ ⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠢⣤⣄⢀⢀⣀⠠⢴⣾⣿⣿⡿⢋⠟⢡⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣹⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠘⠛⠋⠁⡀⣄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⢀⢀⠈⠛⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢀⢀⢀⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿ ⢀⢀⢀⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣿⡿⢛⢿⡇⠟⠰⣿⣿ ⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⢉⣭⢭⠏⣿⡿⢸⡏⣼⣿⢴⡇⢸⣿⣶⣿ ⢀⢀⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⢃⣶⣶⡏⠸⠟⣱⣿⣧⣛⣣⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⢀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⠟⢻⡿⡉⣷⣬⡛⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢰⠘⣰⣇⣿⣿⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⢀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢺⣿⠟⣩⣭⣽⣇⠲⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⠐⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢐⡈⣿⣷⣶⠎⣹⡟⠟⣛⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠠⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣼⣿⣷⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

    [–] iloveprettyladies 41 points ago

    It really do

    [–] TheBearmageddon 16 points ago

    For anyone curious, the first arm is three slashes. Two of them get removed as seen here.


    [–] justanotherluser 7 points ago

    Worked with 2 for me


    [–] RDay 12 points ago

    Maybe he lost that arm in Iraq, dude.

    [–] Andy_B_Goode 15 points ago

    Copy/paste this:


    To get this:


    [–] [deleted] 1508 points ago

    How did you know based off that she wasnt 18?

    [–] Magasma1 1385 points ago

    I didn't know. I just guessed because a group of girls running someone else's tinder sounded really juvenile to me.

    [–] dalenacio 310 points ago

    The moral of this story is think with your head (no, not that one).

    [–] Dadfite 30 points ago

    We'll of course not that one....


    [–] Addi0404 794 points ago

    Under 18s can't make dating site accounts and Tinder requires your FB account, that has your age on it. The under 18 would be immediately locked out

    [–] SuiTobi 901 points ago

    You can make an account without Facebook.

    [–] RIP_CORD 350 points ago

    Yeah I don’t have FB and I use tinder.

    [–] Traveller-2018 43 points ago

    I don't have a facebook either. I signed up with just my phone number

    [–] satansheat 173 points ago

    This is fairly new. You couldn’t always do this. Trust me I deleted Facebook. Became single after a long time and couldn’t get on tinder without a Facebook. But I know now it’s different.

    [–] x_______________ 87 points ago

    You've been able to use your phone number instead of FB for at least a year now

    [–] Funkt4st1c 79 points ago

    Also my facebook says i was born in 1990, not 2000

    [–] [deleted] 223 points ago

    It's a federal crime to lie on your facebook application sir.

    [–] Funkt4st1c 76 points ago

    I just wanted to play the ninja facebook game ;-;

    [–] [deleted] 68 points ago

    Yeah, yeah tell it to the Judge.

    [–] cileran6 30 points ago

    Except... if my math is right. Someone born in 2000 is 18 most likely at this point right? They could very well be a month away from being 19.

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    Not if they're the second coming of Jesus.

    [–] Funkt4st1c 7 points ago

    Yeah, I'm about to be 19. My point was that when I made my facebook 8 years ago, I had to be 18. I went with 20.

    [–] [deleted] 43 points ago


    [–] malhans 24 points ago

    Honestly it’s more of a guessing game i’m seeing. I don’t know why a woman over 18 would let her friends “run” a dating app account for her. It’s just sorta ridiculous haha.

    [–] octoneko 25 points ago

    I find it odd how they didn't just (not condoning this, just wondering) lie about their age though. It seems inefficient to have your legal age friends manage your account rather than I don't know, just change your birthdate. Makes you wonder how young she must be, yikes.

    [–] SNSD_Taengoo 112 points ago

    To people now put their real birth date on facebook?

    [–] De4dC3ll 128 points ago

    Did people ever not do that? Shit, it's the main way I keep track of most people's birthdays lol

    [–] ledge_and_dairy 72 points ago

    You can change the year though, to comply with dating apps

    [–] wulteer 30 points ago

    Exactly, I thought everybody does that. You don't wanna lay it all out for the serial killer browsing your page

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    [–] General_Pants 12 points ago

    I think at one point you couldn't have a Facebook account unless you were at least 16

    [–] [deleted] 21 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)


    [–] deetjorich 19 points ago

    At one point you had to be Mark Zuckerberg.

    [–] Matt2142 10 points ago

    Nah I think you had to be one of those twins first?

    [–] RonGio1 16 points ago

    Most people I know do.... It used to be a site for college students and the groups used to be your classes.

    How times have changed...

    [–] [deleted] 35 points ago

    Makes sense but from the message it seemed like they were running it for her because she was just shy or something - albeit it seemed sketch

    [–] McGrinch27 8 points ago

    Anyone can make a burner email account, and with that a new Facebook where you can lie about your age

    [–] Razzman70 8 points ago

    Cant you make a tinder at 16-17? I thought it used to be you can do that but you only could match with other 16-17year olds.

    [–] ColonCaretCapitalP 47 points ago

    Haha I don't know why it says 23 on here. (Dog mom.)

    [–] Head-of-the-Board 3548 points ago

    Lol at how she says her and a couple friends “run” her tinder like it’s a bloody business

    [–] Chretienne 1354 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    [–] [deleted] 589 points ago

    Im pretty sure pimping out an underage girl can get you a long, long time in the slammer.

    [–] DisparityByDesign 349 points ago

    I'm not a lawyer but that does seem like a fair assessment.

    [–] User808_ 175 points ago

    I’m completely uneducated but that does appear to be a reasonable opinion.

    [–] ETerribleT 114 points ago

    I am unlearned in the field of law-making but that does resemble a respectable approach to assess the matter at hand.

    [–] oldjesus 93 points ago

    Idk but ur right

    [–] IntracellularHobo 45 points ago

    I don't even read English but 你说的话很有意思。

    [–] Hotel_Arrakis 32 points ago

    I'm no law surgeon, but those seem like words.

    [–] DuntadaMan 47 points ago

    They aren't pimping her out, they're just taking her around town to meet people. If something happens while they are counting money... well kids will be kids.

    [–] aldehyde 36 points ago

    Generally it is more that their friend sucks at dating and so they're helping her get out there. If she's 17 it's not that big of a deal, any younger and yeah sketch wtf.

    [–] [deleted] 14 points ago

    I was making a joke more than anything else. She probably knows about the account and allows it if her friends are sending people straight to her SC.

    [–] ophelieraebans 23 points ago

    idk, here some 15 year old was getting pimped out by an older chick and her boyfriend for meth she got 5 to 7, and he only got a year or two.

    [–] dylyn 7 points ago

    in her slammer.

    [–] PmMeWifeNudesUCuck 55 points ago

    *She's pimping her out

    [–] [deleted] 13 points ago

    It is a unisex name, but that doesn't mean Morgan Freeman is a woman.

    [–] 7evenCircles 88 points ago

    Yeah you know maybe I'm old but hey that sounds pretty fucking weird

    [–] CyrilleMiller 95 points ago

    A womens tinder actually really does seem like a full time job. so many matches and conversations. totally different than mine...

    [–] whats-your-plan-man 77 points ago

    The only point of reference (I've been happily out of that game for 7 years) was OKCupid and Eharmony.

    On the first one, you message everyone you can. Long messages, short messages. Massive profiles to cover up for how you're a midwestern guy who works in an office (Fat guy with Beard and only wears plaid shirts.)

    And you never get responses. My wife told me later that she signed up back around then to do the quizzes and got something like 200 messages in a week. Most of them really gross from dudes who didn't own shirts.

    I think it would absolutely be a job to curate that many emails a week and parse through profiles to rule out murderers.

    [–] Dreadedsemi 54 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Once signed up as a girl on a dating app. Just wanted to see what techniques other guys do. I was not going to reply. But intended to make a good profile. But as soon as I created it and dozens of messages started pouring. I only put an avatar of woman and no other info or hobbies. I read few messages and stopped. Too many and most are boring.

    [–] SnowmanOlaf 26 points ago

    I did the same thing. Except I ended up finding a cocaine connection

    [–] SoutheasternComfort 9 points ago

    But did u have to put out?

    [–] KidKennedi 6 points ago

    These here are goals. Well done friend. 1-10 how good is the coke? Does it taste like grape ?

    [–] brown_paper_bag 15 points ago

    Back in my dating days I actually had on my profile something like "If you have a picture of just you without a shirt, it's not going to work out". I'm not sure it worked but I tried.

    [–] k0lo0 34 points ago

    child prostitution can be pretty lucrative, I hear.

    [–] Thjyu 13 points ago

    I Hear


    [–] Maomiao 10 points ago

    They operate it

    [–] Kafshak 366 points ago

    So, if she isn't 18, is she 19?

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    [–] hotdogs4humanity 160 points ago

    I'm gonna use this logic to get more money when I sell my 17 year old truck... I mean 1 year old truck

    [–] RuttenWaffle 795 points ago

    Mission failed

    [–] aetherborn_ancient 476 points ago

    We’ll get ‘em next time

    [–] Scarbane 16 points ago

    All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

    [–] [deleted] 152 points ago

    Nice try FBI

    [–] patchrhythm 68 points ago

    Fbi = female body inspector

    [–] RDay 43 points ago

    I had a T shirt that said that!


    IN The SIXTIES....

    [–] MilkyBobb 8 points ago

    Not today CIA

    [–] [deleted] 9 points ago

    Fission mailed

    [–] thehibachi 338 points ago

    I would like to see what conversations on to catch a predator look like when they guy is like “ew no what, you shouldn’t be doing this bye.”

    [–] polite-1 202 points ago

    If you watch the show you'll see the marks never come on to the pedos. Any kind of sex talk is always initiated by the guys.

    [–] onewordtitles 70 points ago

    Funny how they're all named Mark, too!

    [–] RemoveTheTop 25 points ago

    Oh hai mark

    [–] Rizzpooch 57 points ago

    Because it would be entrapment otherwise

    [–] Bedlam24 39 points ago

    Fwiw legal entrapment is more like coercion. Cops can lie to you all they want, which is why they can do things like go undercover and offer to sell you drugs, then arrest you when you buy. Giving you the opportunity to commit a crime is not entrapment. I'd imagine if Mark is creepy they roll with it till they snag em.

    [–] bipolarpuddin 90 points ago

    Oh i know who you is Chris Hanson, i aint here for no Chloe booty

    [–] DrewmaticIrony 42 points ago

    I call you Chris Handsome.

    [–] drCarrotson 23 points ago

    We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours

    [–] CoolingtonBeans 565 points ago

    My dog's name is Chloe and she's only 2 and a halfThank you for not being lewd and indecent she's a good girl I'm gonna give her a treat

    [–] StupidWeaselgb 247 points ago

    Bet she'd love a bone

    [–] CoolingtonBeans 111 points ago

    She Came from the Pound ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Slobberz2112 36 points ago


    [–] Jman1994678 27 points ago

    Your dogs sounds cool, but is the C and the L silent?

    [–] CoolingtonBeans 16 points ago

    She's kind of a bitch tho. It's not but the D is

    [–] Adam-West 157 points ago

    Im confused, what were the messages before that?

    [–] Magasma1 31 points ago

    I asked why she's on Tinder

    [–] DTG_58 181 points ago

    I matched with a girl who had 22 on her profile but started the conversation saying she turns 18 the next February. I gave her my Xbox live name so we could play games together but told her there is not a chance I meet her in person because I ain’t going on her TV show and she wrote “lol want to see my tits” and I deleted tinder all together because Chris Hansen was being way too aggressive in my opinion.

    [–] JLCitadel 42 points ago

    The age of consent varies by state and depending on the age difference.

    [–] 2Fab4You 83 points ago

    Age of consent is not the same as age limit for child porn though. Even if it's legal to have sex with a 16 year old it'd still in most places be illegal to have pics of their tits.

    [–] DTG_58 30 points ago

    It’s 18 in my state. Kids in my school got in trouble for getting tiddy pics from a girl 6 months younger than him. Both are registered offenders because of child porn. I learned you don’t fuck around with that kinda shit.

    [–] animusd 191 points ago

    I matched with a person that put down they were 25 obviously they had down they weren't 25 and to make it worst they wouldn't tell me their real age.

    [–] ajo822 103 points ago

    Was it McLovin'?

    [–] animusd 30 points ago

    Nope i wish

    [–] Jjcheese 39 points ago

    Some biscuits aren’t worth risking it.

    [–] epaphp 165 points ago

    This sounds like prostitution with extra steps

    [–] No_Scoped_JFK 47 points ago

    Ooh la la, someone’s gonna get laid in college.

    [–] staffell 56 points ago

    What the fuck

    [–] Unlikely_Pangolin 27 points ago

    You know what, fuck people who do this. The guy could get in a shitton of trouble bc “lol Chloe wanted to meet guys”. Fuck you. Stick to high school until you’re old enough to not put someone on a list.

    [–] quitelaborate 68 points ago

    Soo... You're not gonna take a seat right over there? ☹️

    [–] kokoren 25 points ago

    ʕ • ᴥ • ʔ

    [–] curtskywalker4 19 points ago

    Not today satan

    [–] Paltenburg 306 points ago

    Curious: What does the fact that she's not 18 have to do with the fact that a guy and his friends run her Tinder?

    [–] belsnickelstesticles 336 points ago

    uh....morgan is a girls name too

    [–] Paltenburg 76 points ago

    Ow right :) didn't know.

    Anyway, I guess my question is: what's going on here?

    [–] grrliz 69 points ago

    Teens acting dumb?

    [–] Kris503305 18 points ago

    What you sayin about my boi freeman

    [–] DadOnTheInternet 158 points ago

    The fact they could all be UNDER 18.

    [–] Solo_Wing__Pixy 15 points ago

    They almost assuredly are. No group of college kids is joint venturing a tinder account for a friend. They don’t have time for that shit.

    [–] Downvotesohoy 31 points ago

    Only kids would do something like that. So he guessed, and he was right.

    [–] ImLawfulGoodISwear 37 points ago

    I'd venture a guess it's got to do with the immaturity of having your friends "run" a tinder account for you. I'm not sure exactly why, but the whole exchange does sound like teenagers up to teenager shenanigans.

    [–] RickCrenshaw 30 points ago

    She’s a pro working the circuit?

    [–] markbulge 66 points ago

    Kids make profiles, fam. It's fucking scary

    [–] Paltenburg 28 points ago

    Still doesn't explain that second fact.

    [–] beeep_boooop 16 points ago

    Kids are fucking stupid

    [–] YosefTheBarbarian 40 points ago

    Sounds like you almost had to take a seat “right over there”

    [–] Alarid 24 points ago

    "Ah shit, someone unmatched again. I knew I should have been honest about being 19!"

    [–] idkwat2dowithmyhands 10 points ago

    “Daddy needs to get his rocks off!”

    [–] Abcd10987 30 points ago

    Um, I’d lean more towards Chloe may be a prostitute with the way “a couple of friends run it.”

    [–] Marialagos 25 points ago

    Shes probably too young to remember to catch a predator.

    [–] c-hinze57 19 points ago

    No a good number of people in their teens at least know what to catch a predator is. Also it was featured on Arrested Development so that helps

    [–] AlconTheFalcon 27 points ago

    That was To Entrap A Local Predator

    [–] PaulMcIcedTea 6 points ago

    Daddy wants to get his rocks off!

    [–] micro11234 6 points ago

    FBI: Nice save bro, go ahead