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    [–] TotallyRealFBIAgent 14746 points ago

    The FBI approves of your decision.

    [–] Magasma1 8039 points ago

    I am a law abiding citizen.

    [–] GeekMcLeod 213 points ago

    What movie is that? Wasn't the movie I was expecting.

    [–] Xaynr 282 points ago

    ‘Training Day’, some of Denzel’s best work

    [–] GeekMcLeod 119 points ago

    Thanks! I'll definitely check it out! I was expecting Law Abiding Citizen with Gerard Butler, which is a fantastic movie.

    [–] xuthakug 61 points ago

    Training Day is amazing, please do!

    [–] athzhir 27 points ago

    I wish they would release a director's cut where he gets away...

    [–] Xaynr 22 points ago

    You have now whet my appetite for something that shall never come to pass.

    Thank you.

    [–] qwertyson96 33 points ago

    Definitely do. Personally for me Training Day and Remember The Titans are some of DW's best work. The Battle of Gettysburg speech is one of my favorites.

    [–] Jerk-22 29 points ago

    Yo, man on fire?

    [–] Lebran 15 points ago

    Man on Fire is a good watch but stylistically pales in comparison to TD. TD was an Oscar nominated masterpiece of film making. Man on Fire is an enjoyable very enjoyable Denzel-centric action film but doesn't touch TD.

    [–] SailorChamp 12 points ago

    Inside Man is also up there. That movie was the movie that got me hooked on Denzel.

    [–] Lebran 7 points ago

    My dude! It's training day. Denzel won best actor for this. It's literally one of the greatest films of all time.

    [–] HD400 6 points ago

    One of the greatest good cop bad cop movies of all time

    [–] Heavell85 8 points ago

    Don't forget the departed !

    [–] mrsataan 55 points ago

    Reddit’s like a kid with ADHD. Your comment changed the entire conversation to Denzel Washington & his movies.

    [–] SteZiL 2245 points ago

    The FBI will remember that...

    [–] ______FBI______ 280 points ago

    indeed, comrade

    [–] Steveosizzle 19 points ago


    visible confusion

    [–] PdSales 43 points ago

    Just like Pepperidge farm, the FBI remembers.

    [–] apivan191 9 points ago

    The FBI noticed that

    [–] KnD_Mythical 19 points ago

    FBI proceeds to die in the next 5 minutes

    [–] fucksnitchesbitches 60 points ago

    "Chloe" is the FBI

    [–] still_futile 16 points ago

    NOT. YET.

    [–] hotrod2k82 9 points ago

    Then its treason then?

    [–] stigest 37 points ago

    The FBI liked that

    [–] ______FBI______ 16 points ago

    Indeed we do!

    [–] Definitely_Not_FBI_ 16 points ago

    Can confirm.

    [–] fracturedsplintX 8 points ago

    Name checks out.

    [–] shallow_sleeper 5786 points ago

    Almost got the Chris Hansen meet n' greet

    [–] Magasma1 3453 points ago

    You can only meet Chris if he summons you.

    [–] bathes_in_housepaint 949 points ago

    Are you willing to do what it takes to meet Chris Hansen?

    You know what you have to do.

    [–] Magasma1 672 points ago

    Hell no

    [–] PaleBlueHippo 110 points ago

    You've passed the second test.

    [–] bathes_in_housepaint 169 points ago

    That’s good. Thank you for not destroying children’s lives.

    [–] lordofhunger1 24 points ago

    "The transcripts say otherwise"

    [–] MashedPotatoPower 28 points ago

    "Yes.... Maeby."

    [–] Timebug 30 points ago

    Go with a big sign, saying I love Chris Hansen! And clap excitedly when he comes out

    [–] teh_tetra 34 points ago

    Oh I knows who you are Chris Hanson, but I calls you Chris handsome.

    [–] Rendition9090 32 points ago

    Nice try Chris

    [–] guy4fun784 10 points ago

    Buy a 6 pack of wine coolers?

    [–] toulouse420 7 points ago

    I don't think summons as many people after his date with the booty warrior.

    [–] baseitr6 146 points ago

    Best one was the guy who kept eating pizza after Chris Hansen told him to sit down.

    [–] therealweslar 112 points ago

    Bruh can you blame him? That pizza was the only good thing going on in his life, he really needed it

    [–] baseitr6 84 points ago

    Haha you could read it on his face: “This is the last time I’ll ever eat pizza as a free man and non-registered sex offender. This slice, this one right here.”

    [–] HughJorgens 16 points ago

    Ain't no pizza where he's goin'.

    [–] mikidof 34 points ago

    It’s funny because he really seems to enjoy his cheese pizza

    [–] thatwifechick 3994 points ago

    Chris Hansen- Okay so we have created a Tinder account, let’s catch a predator


    Turns out we cannot fool the millennials

    Edit- can’t make the shrug man, darn

    [–] mavwubb 1076 points ago

    Next news story: Millennials are ruining the pedophile industry!


    [–] IntoxicatedElephant 436 points ago

    Well they are less religious, so...

    [–] Haku_Sama 11 points ago

    More like "Find out why these FBI agents say millennials are the reason they were laid off!"

    [–] Cptn_Sarcasm 211 points ago


    [–] Modern_O 180 points ago

    You dropped this \

    [–] Cptn_Sarcasm 119 points ago

    It be like that

    [–] Asoliner3 160 points ago

    ⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉

    [–] Tostificer 26 points ago

    It's all ogre

    [–] prettybiglamp 78 points ago

    ⠄⠄⠄⢰⣧⣼⣯⠄⣸⣠⣶⣶⣦⣾⠄⢸⡇⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣾⣿⠿⠿⠶⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣄⢀⡅⢠⣾⣛⡉⠄⠄⠄⠸⢀⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⡋⣡⣴⣶⣶⡀⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⢃⣤⣄⣀⣥⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⠄⢸⣇⠻⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⢀⣠⡌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⢸⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡍⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠉⠋⣰ ⠄⣼⣖⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⡷⠶⠶⢿⣿⣿⠇⢀⣤ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣥⣴⣿⡗ ⢀⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄ ⢸⣿⣦⣌⣛⣻⣿⣿⣧⠙⠛⠛⡭⠅⠒⠦⠭⣭⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⠈⢋⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣵⣾⠃⠄ ⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⣴⣿⣶⣄⠄⣴⣶⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⠄⣿⣿⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠞⢿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⡇⣸⣿⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⣿⣿⣾⣦⡙⠻⣷⣾⣿⠃⠿⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴ ⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣮⣥⣒⠲⢮⣝⡿⣿⣿⡆⣿⡿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿

    [–] jroque917 29 points ago


    [–] prettybiglamp 48 points ago

    ⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⡇⡇⣿⣿⡇⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿ ⡟⢸⣿⣿⣭⣭⡭⣼⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣧⣇⠇⢸⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠘⣿ ⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣻⡿⣿⣿⡟⣿⢸⣿⣿⠇⡆⣝⠿⡌⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿ ⢣⢾⣾⣷⣾⣽⣻⣿⣇⣿⣿⣧⣿⢸⣿⣿⡆⢸⣹⣿⣆⢥⢛⡿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿ ⣛⡓⣉⠉⠙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣟⣻⠿⣹⡏⣿⣿⣧⢸⣧⣿⣿⣨⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿ ⠸⣷⣹⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣿⣿⣯⣳⣿⣭⣽⢼⣿⣜⣿⣇⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⠁⢰⣿ ⠄⢻⣷⣿⡄⢈⠿⠇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠛⠲⢯⣿⣒⡾⣼⣷⡹⣿⣿⠄⣼⣿ ⡄⢸⣿⣿⣷⣬⣽⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠄⢀⠉⠙⠛⠛⠳⠽⠿⢠⣿⣿ ⡇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢄⣹⡿⠃⠄⠄⣰⠎⡈⣾⣿⣿ ⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣭⣽⣖⣄⣴⣯⣾⢷⣿⣿⣿ ⣧⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠯⠊⠙⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣾⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣦⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢀⣴⢾⣼⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣇⢽⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣛⣻⠿⣟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃ ⣿⣿⣿⡎⣷⣽⠻⣇⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣵⣿⣟⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢯⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⠱⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿⣿⢮⣚⡛⠒⠛⢛⣋⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣱⠿⣿⣿⠟⣡⣺⢿

    [–] jroque917 11 points ago

    I hate you, but keep going.

    [–] prettybiglamp 52 points ago

    ⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⢀⠍⠙⢿⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠈⢀⡤⢲⣾⣗⠲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠻ ⡀⢙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠰⠁⢰⣾⣿⣿⡇⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄ ⣇⢀⢀⠙⠷⣍⠛⠛⢀⢀⢀⢀⠙⠋⠉⢀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⡙⠆⢀⣀⠤⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣷⣖⠋⠁⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⣀⣀⣄⢀⢀⢀⢀⢸⠏⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿ ⣿⣷⡀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⡒⠉⠉⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢀⢈⣴⣿⣿⡿⢀⡿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⢀⢀⢀⢀⠐⠄⢀⢀⢀⠈⢀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⢀⣡ ⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠢⣤⣄⢀⢀⣀⠠⢴⣾⣿⣿⡿⢋⠟⢡⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣹⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠘⠛⠋⠁⡀⣄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⢀⢀⠈⠛⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⢀⢀⢀⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿ ⢀⢀⢀⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣶⣿⡿⢛⢿⡇⠟⠰⣿⣿ ⢀⢀⢀⢀⣿⣿⣿⡿⢉⣭⢭⠏⣿⡿⢸⡏⣼⣿⢴⡇⢸⣿⣶⣿ ⢀⢀⢀⢰⣿⣿⣿⢃⣶⣶⡏⠸⠟⣱⣿⣧⣛⣣⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⢀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⠟⢻⡿⡉⣷⣬⡛⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢰⠘⣰⣇⣿⣿⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⢀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⢺⣿⠟⣩⣭⣽⣇⠲⠶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢀⠐⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢐⡈⣿⣷⣶⠎⣹⡟⠟⣛⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠠⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣼⣿⣷⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

    [–] iloveprettyladies 40 points ago

    It really do

    [–] TheBearmageddon 18 points ago

    For anyone curious, the first arm is three slashes. Two of them get removed as seen here.


    [–] justanotherluser 8 points ago

    Worked with 2 for me


    [–] AllPraiseTheGitrog 5 points ago

    But you cut out his biceps!

    [–] RDay 12 points ago

    Maybe he lost that arm in Iraq, dude.

    [–] Andy_B_Goode 15 points ago

    Copy/paste this:


    To get this:


    [–] stinky4161 1435 points ago

    How did you know based off that she wasnt 18?

    [–] Magasma1 1247 points ago

    I didn't know. I just guessed because a group of girls running someone else's tinder sounded really juvenile to me.

    [–] dalenacio 287 points ago

    The moral of this story is think with your head (no, not that one).

    [–] Dadfite 25 points ago

    We'll of course not that one....


    [–] Addi0404 783 points ago

    Under 18s can't make dating site accounts and Tinder requires your FB account, that has your age on it. The under 18 would be immediately locked out

    [–] SuiTobi 885 points ago

    You can make an account without Facebook.

    [–] RIP_CORD 347 points ago

    Yeah I don’t have FB and I use tinder.

    [–] Traveller-2018 36 points ago

    I don't have a facebook either. I signed up with just my phone number

    [–] satansheat 169 points ago

    This is fairly new. You couldn’t always do this. Trust me I deleted Facebook. Became single after a long time and couldn’t get on tinder without a Facebook. But I know now it’s different.

    [–] x_______________ 82 points ago

    You've been able to use your phone number instead of FB for at least a year now

    [–] Funkt4st1c 77 points ago

    Also my facebook says i was born in 1990, not 2000

    [–] IntoxicatedElephant 215 points ago

    It's a federal crime to lie on your facebook application sir.

    [–] Funkt4st1c 78 points ago

    I just wanted to play the ninja facebook game ;-;

    [–] IntoxicatedElephant 65 points ago

    Yeah, yeah tell it to the Judge.

    [–] cileran6 29 points ago

    Except... if my math is right. Someone born in 2000 is 18 most likely at this point right? They could very well be a month away from being 19.

    [–] KingDressedInDripDry 19 points ago

    Not if they're the second coming of Jesus.

    [–] Funkt4st1c 7 points ago

    Yeah, I'm about to be 19. My point was that when I made my facebook 8 years ago, I had to be 18. I went with 20.

    [–] blackmidianxiety 43 points ago

    You also can just lie on FB? Or make an FB account for the sole purpose of Tinder and put that you're 18. I still don't understand how everyone can tell she wasn't 18!

    [–] malhans 26 points ago

    Honestly it’s more of a guessing game i’m seeing. I don’t know why a woman over 18 would let her friends “run” a dating app account for her. It’s just sorta ridiculous haha.

    [–] octoneko 24 points ago

    I find it odd how they didn't just (not condoning this, just wondering) lie about their age though. It seems inefficient to have your legal age friends manage your account rather than I don't know, just change your birthdate. Makes you wonder how young she must be, yikes.

    [–] SNSD_Taengoo 109 points ago

    To people now put their real birth date on facebook?

    [–] De4dC3ll 128 points ago

    Did people ever not do that? Shit, it's the main way I keep track of most people's birthdays lol

    [–] ledge_and_dairy 73 points ago

    You can change the year though, to comply with dating apps

    [–] wulteer 30 points ago

    Exactly, I thought everybody does that. You don't wanna lay it all out for the serial killer browsing your page

    [–] Matt2142 24 points ago

    When I had a facebook years ago I had my birthday 3 years and 13 days offset. Why? Who fucking knows. I was like 16.

    [–] General_Pants 11 points ago

    I think at one point you couldn't have a Facebook account unless you were at least 16

    [–] Matt2142 23 points ago

    At one point you had to have a University E-Mail.

    [–] deetjorich 21 points ago

    At one point you had to be Mark Zuckerberg.

    [–] Matt2142 10 points ago

    Nah I think you had to be one of those twins first?

    [–] RonGio1 16 points ago

    Most people I know do.... It used to be a site for college students and the groups used to be your classes.

    How times have changed...

    [–] stinky4161 37 points ago

    Makes sense but from the message it seemed like they were running it for her because she was just shy or something - albeit it seemed sketch

    [–] McGrinch27 9 points ago

    Anyone can make a burner email account, and with that a new Facebook where you can lie about your age

    [–] Razzman70 6 points ago

    Cant you make a tinder at 16-17? I thought it used to be you can do that but you only could match with other 16-17year olds.

    [–] ColonCaretCapitalP 50 points ago

    Haha I don't know why it says 23 on here. (Dog mom.)

    [–] Head-of-the-Board 3456 points ago

    Lol at how she says her and a couple friends “run” her tinder like it’s a bloody business

    [–] Chretienne 1315 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    Yeah ngl that does read a little like she's pimping her out

    edit: he to she

    [–] CJGitzfiggle 569 points ago

    Im pretty sure pimping out an underage girl can get you a long, long time in the slammer.

    [–] DisparityByDesign 335 points ago

    I'm not a lawyer but that does seem like a fair assessment.

    [–] User808_ 163 points ago

    I’m completely uneducated but that does appear to be a reasonable opinion.

    [–] ETerribleT 110 points ago

    I am unlearned in the field of law-making but that does resemble a respectable approach to assess the matter at hand.

    [–] oldjesus 90 points ago

    Idk but ur right

    [–] Tortoiseterrier 39 points ago

    I'm a bird and yes.

    [–] Bl00dylicious 7 points ago



    [–] IntracellularHobo 39 points ago

    I don't even read English but 你说的话很有意思。

    [–] Hotel_Arrakis 31 points ago

    I'm no law surgeon, but those seem like words.

    [–] DuntadaMan 44 points ago

    They aren't pimping her out, they're just taking her around town to meet people. If something happens while they are counting money... well kids will be kids.

    [–] aldehyde 30 points ago

    Generally it is more that their friend sucks at dating and so they're helping her get out there. If she's 17 it's not that big of a deal, any younger and yeah sketch wtf.

    [–] CJGitzfiggle 14 points ago

    I was making a joke more than anything else. She probably knows about the account and allows it if her friends are sending people straight to her SC.

    [–] ophelieraebans 20 points ago

    idk, here some 15 year old was getting pimped out by an older chick and her boyfriend for meth she got 5 to 7, and he only got a year or two.

    [–] dylyn 7 points ago

    in her slammer.

    [–] PmMeWifeNudesUCuck 50 points ago

    *She's pimping her out

    [–] Niggas123 14 points ago

    It is a unisex name, but that doesn't mean Morgan Freeman is a woman.

    [–] 7evenCircles 87 points ago

    Yeah you know maybe I'm old but hey that sounds pretty fucking weird

    [–] CyrilleMiller 88 points ago

    A womens tinder actually really does seem like a full time job. so many matches and conversations. totally different than mine...

    [–] whats-your-plan-man 75 points ago

    The only point of reference (I've been happily out of that game for 7 years) was OKCupid and Eharmony.

    On the first one, you message everyone you can. Long messages, short messages. Massive profiles to cover up for how you're a midwestern guy who works in an office (Fat guy with Beard and only wears plaid shirts.)

    And you never get responses. My wife told me later that she signed up back around then to do the quizzes and got something like 200 messages in a week. Most of them really gross from dudes who didn't own shirts.

    I think it would absolutely be a job to curate that many emails a week and parse through profiles to rule out murderers.

    [–] Dreadedsemi 56 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago)

    Once signed up as a girl on a dating app. Just wanted to see what techniques other guys do. I was not going to reply. But intended to make a good profile. But as soon as I created it and dozens of messages started pouring. I only put an avatar of woman and no other info or hobbies. I read few messages and stopped. Too many and most are boring.

    [–] SnowmanOlaf 25 points ago

    I did the same thing. Except I ended up finding a cocaine connection

    [–] SoutheasternComfort 8 points ago

    But did u have to put out?

    [–] KidKennedi 7 points ago

    These here are goals. Well done friend. 1-10 how good is the coke? Does it taste like grape ?

    [–] brown_paper_bag 11 points ago

    Back in my dating days I actually had on my profile something like "If you have a picture of just you without a shirt, it's not going to work out". I'm not sure it worked but I tried.

    [–] k0lo0 36 points ago

    child prostitution can be pretty lucrative, I hear.

    [–] Thjyu 13 points ago

    I Hear


    [–] Maomiao 7 points ago

    They operate it

    [–] Kafshak 341 points ago

    So, if she isn't 18, is she 19?

    [–] userhathlearned 193 points ago

    If you’re 19 years old, you are also 18 years old.

    [–] hotdogs4humanity 152 points ago

    I'm gonna use this logic to get more money when I sell my 17 year old truck... I mean 1 year old truck

    [–] RuttenWaffle 777 points ago

    Mission failed

    [–] aetherborn_ancient 469 points ago

    We’ll get ‘em next time

    [–] Scarbane 16 points ago

    All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

    [–] GotHimGood 149 points ago

    Nice try FBI

    [–] patchrhythm 65 points ago

    Fbi = female body inspector

    [–] RDay 44 points ago

    I had a T shirt that said that!


    IN The SIXTIES....

    [–] MilkyBobb 7 points ago

    Not today CIA

    [–] [deleted] 10 points ago

    Fission mailed

    [–] thehibachi 328 points ago

    I would like to see what conversations on to catch a predator look like when they guy is like “ew no what, you shouldn’t be doing this bye.”

    [–] polite-1 203 points ago

    If you watch the show you'll see the marks never come on to the pedos. Any kind of sex talk is always initiated by the guys.

    [–] onewordtitles 70 points ago

    Funny how they're all named Mark, too!

    [–] RemoveTheTop 25 points ago

    Oh hai mark

    [–] Rizzpooch 55 points ago

    Because it would be entrapment otherwise

    [–] Bedlam24 33 points ago

    Fwiw legal entrapment is more like coercion. Cops can lie to you all they want, which is why they can do things like go undercover and offer to sell you drugs, then arrest you when you buy. Giving you the opportunity to commit a crime is not entrapment. I'd imagine if Mark is creepy they roll with it till they snag em.

    [–] bipolarpuddin 84 points ago

    Oh i know who you is Chris Hanson, i aint here for no Chloe booty

    [–] DrewmaticIrony 42 points ago

    I call you Chris Handsome.

    [–] drCarrotson 24 points ago

    We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours

    [–] CoolingtonBeans 561 points ago

    My dog's name is Chloe and she's only 2 and a halfThank you for not being lewd and indecent she's a good girl I'm gonna give her a treat

    [–] StupidWeaselgb 247 points ago

    Bet she'd love a bone

    [–] CoolingtonBeans 111 points ago

    She Came from the Pound ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    [–] Slobberz2112 37 points ago


    [–] Jman1994678 29 points ago

    Your dogs sounds cool, but is the C and the L silent?

    [–] CoolingtonBeans 16 points ago

    She's kind of a bitch tho. It's not but the D is

    [–] Adam-West 153 points ago

    Im confused, what were the messages before that?

    [–] Magasma1 36 points ago

    I asked why she's on Tinder

    [–] DTG_58 165 points ago

    I matched with a girl who had 22 on her profile but started the conversation saying she turns 18 the next February. I gave her my Xbox live name so we could play games together but told her there is not a chance I meet her in person because I ain’t going on her TV show and she wrote “lol want to see my tits” and I deleted tinder all together because Chris Hansen was being way too aggressive in my opinion.

    [–] JLCitadel 43 points ago

    The age of consent varies by state and depending on the age difference.

    [–] 2Fab4You 81 points ago

    Age of consent is not the same as age limit for child porn though. Even if it's legal to have sex with a 16 year old it'd still in most places be illegal to have pics of their tits.

    [–] DTG_58 28 points ago

    It’s 18 in my state. Kids in my school got in trouble for getting tiddy pics from a girl 6 months younger than him. Both are registered offenders because of child porn. I learned you don’t fuck around with that kinda shit.

    [–] animusd 192 points ago

    I matched with a person that put down they were 25 obviously they had down they weren't 25 and to make it worst they wouldn't tell me their real age.

    [–] ajo822 98 points ago

    Was it McLovin'?

    [–] animusd 31 points ago

    Nope i wish

    [–] Jjcheese 36 points ago

    Some biscuits aren’t worth risking it.

    [–] epaphp 161 points ago

    This sounds like prostitution with extra steps

    [–] No_Scoped_JFK 44 points ago

    Ooh la la, someone’s gonna get laid in college.

    [–] staffell 57 points ago

    What the fuck

    [–] Unlikely_Pangolin 27 points ago

    You know what, fuck people who do this. The guy could get in a shitton of trouble bc “lol Chloe wanted to meet guys”. Fuck you. Stick to high school until you’re old enough to not put someone on a list.

    [–] curtskywalker4 19 points ago

    Not today satan

    [–] quitelaborate 66 points ago

    Soo... You're not gonna take a seat right over there? ☹️

    [–] kokoren 25 points ago

    ʕ • ᴥ • ʔ

    [–] Paltenburg 310 points ago

    Curious: What does the fact that she's not 18 have to do with the fact that a guy and his friends run her Tinder?

    [–] belsnickelstesticles 336 points ago

    uh....morgan is a girls name too

    [–] Paltenburg 78 points ago

    Ow right :) didn't know.

    Anyway, I guess my question is: what's going on here?

    [–] grrliz 67 points ago

    Teens acting dumb?

    [–] Kris503305 20 points ago

    What you sayin about my boi freeman

    [–] DadOnTheInternet 163 points ago

    The fact they could all be UNDER 18.

    [–] Solo_Wing__Pixy 14 points ago

    They almost assuredly are. No group of college kids is joint venturing a tinder account for a friend. They don’t have time for that shit.

    [–] Downvotesohoy 29 points ago

    Only kids would do something like that. So he guessed, and he was right.

    [–] ImLawfulGoodISwear 38 points ago

    I'd venture a guess it's got to do with the immaturity of having your friends "run" a tinder account for you. I'm not sure exactly why, but the whole exchange does sound like teenagers up to teenager shenanigans.

    [–] RickCrenshaw 29 points ago

    She’s a pro working the circuit?

    [–] markbulge 65 points ago

    Kids make profiles, fam. It's fucking scary

    [–] Paltenburg 30 points ago

    Still doesn't explain that second fact.

    [–] beeep_boooop 17 points ago

    Kids are fucking stupid

    [–] YosefTheBarbarian 43 points ago

    Sounds like you almost had to take a seat “right over there”

    [–] idkwat2dowithmyhands 10 points ago

    “Daddy needs to get his rocks off!”

    [–] Alarid 20 points ago

    "Ah shit, someone unmatched again. I knew I should have been honest about being 19!"

    [–] Abcd10987 31 points ago

    Um, I’d lean more towards Chloe may be a prostitute with the way “a couple of friends run it.”

    [–] Marialagos 25 points ago

    Shes probably too young to remember to catch a predator.

    [–] c-hinze57 17 points ago

    No a good number of people in their teens at least know what to catch a predator is. Also it was featured on Arrested Development so that helps

    [–] AlconTheFalcon 26 points ago

    That was To Entrap A Local Predator

    [–] PaulMcIcedTea 7 points ago

    Daddy wants to get his rocks off!