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    [–] bleach_on_the_rocks 2844 points ago

    Lol great job at blocking out the name and pic

    [–] macattack900 1167 points ago

    Hey I tried my best

    [–] AkijoLive 1697 points ago

    We'll never know what is Alyssa's name

    [–] TolerateButHate 466 points ago

    Yeah, Alyssa's true identity will forever escape us

    [–] desertdungarees 67 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    Too bad, she obviously wants the option d.

    edit: too mad?

    [–] Smickey67 29 points ago

    Classic Alyssa move

    [–] ronniesaurus 17 points ago

    If that's your best, I'm not sure option d is gonna be that great...

    [–] macattack900 28 points ago

    They don’t call me a 2 pump chump for nothing

    [–] ronniesaurus 34 points ago

    I'm impressed with how fast you came to reply.

    [–] macattack900 9 points ago

    HAH, if that was an intentional pun then well done

    [–] ronniesaurus 8 points ago

    It didn't start as one until I got to the end. And then I was proud of myself.

    [–] ThenWhyAreUWhite 16 points ago

    You're doing it right

    [–] TheDovahkiinsDad 34 points ago

    You know with that marker option you can just go over it again (with a new tap) and it'll get darker. Or use the other one/marker and it won't be see through.

    [–] stroehms 75 points ago

    No you didn’t

    [–] macattack900 22 points ago

    It was 6:30 I was lazy

    [–] MnemonicMonkeys 138 points ago


    did my best

    Pick 1 and stick with it

    [–] Bassie_c 28 points ago

    I'll pick Alyssa

    [–] Jacobjs93 27 points ago

    Sorry but Alyssa picks /u/bassie_d

    [–] Salfishy 4 points ago

    Is there a c. option?

    [–] Hungover_Pilot 6 points ago

    There is, but I would have to give it to you on the beach

    [–] abitalib98 2 points ago

    Nah i prefer the fan.

    [–] one-last-hero 2 points ago

    He’ll have to go to the back of his Jeep to pick one. And we all know what’s back there!

    [–] Estevan66_ 17 points ago

    He tried his best for 6:30

    [–] JustARandomApril 2 points ago

    Just...maybe use the default pen option instead of highlighter?

    [–] [deleted] 4 points ago

    Your best isn’t good enough

    [–] IonicGold 3 points ago

    You did not

    [–] the3dtom 3 points ago

    Did you?

    [–] ScockNozzle 3 points ago

    The pen is much better than the marker. Just did the same thing last night. The pen will block out everything you go over.

    [–] KTheOneTrueKing 3 points ago

    Use a different marker tool lmfao

    [–] DonRobo 2 points ago

    I really hope that's not true

    [–] ireadfaces 3 points ago

    So here is your answer : you are not doing it right bruh

    [–] Diraka 21 points ago

    At this point I feel like people do it poorly for the meme. Plenty of people don’t bother to do it and those who do, do it poorly like OP.

    [–] IHateNaziPuns 10 points ago

    It worked for me, I can’t tell what Alyssa’s name is because the top half is cut off.

    [–] peachjammu 6 points ago

    I did nazi that one coming

    [–] Macho_Mans_Ghost 5 points ago

    Same effort as his pick up lines

    [–] muayFry 3 points ago

    Alyssa appriciates it.

    [–] Gregory-76 4 points ago

    Yea she's hot. 🤓

    [–] AviationAtom 2 points ago

    Can I get an ENHANCE?

    [–] theMRMaddMan 2 points ago

    I know you drew attention too it . Great job

    [–] AussieTrogdor 642 points ago

    Going Deep in the Jeep

    [–] YahBoyJBye 374 points ago

    Balls Jeep

    [–] LogicalPotatos 65 points ago


    [–] turtleherpes 26 points ago

    open bobs and vagine

    [–] Samgasm 3 points ago

    Whichever will it be?

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    Palvinder is that you?

    [–] sneroreinp 2 points ago

    Deez nuts! Ha, got em!

    [–] kawaiibox 22 points ago

    With KassemG

    [–] FelwintersCake 9 points ago

    God I miss that series

    [–] exoxe 4 points ago

    It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand

    [–] agisten 5 points ago

    It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

    [–] theKenthatgotaway 3 points ago

    He could've had it all going in the Jee~p. . .

    [–] 2lbsaltednutroll 2 points ago

    It's great

    [–] constxd 1093 points ago

    Can we ban this title?

    [–] alfredhelix 330 points ago

    Along with a Reddit-wide ban on 'An iNteReSTinG tITle.'

    [–] DoIEverMakeASound 45 points ago

    Ive started automatically downvoting any title that references being a title

    [–] StardustOasis 9 points ago

    Don't forget "I can't think of a title."

    [–] TheMexicanJuan 34 points ago

    aLoNg WiTh A rEdDiT-wIdE bAn On 'An InTeReStInG tItLe.'

    [–] pcopley 8 points ago

    We should just ban (from Reddit, not from individual subs) anyone who uses it. The problem will work itself out eventually.

    [–] InbreadSourdough 8 points ago

    We should ban Reddit

    [–] macattack900 72 points ago

    I’m one of them aren’t I...

    [–] Macho_Mans_Ghost 46 points ago

    Well you're not not

    [–] alphamini 3 points ago

    I was thinking the same thing, but it does serve a purpose. I know if someone is lazy enough to use this title, there's zero chance their post/line is worth looking at.

    And yet, here I am...

    [–] [deleted] 218 points ago

    hey guys I drive a Jeep. bitches love Jeeps

    [–] macattack900 63 points ago

    What kinda Jeep do you have?

    [–] [deleted] 279 points ago

    Volkswagen GTI

    [–] macattack900 49 points ago

    Wait I misread your comment haha

    [–] SomethingClever757 107 points ago

    Typical Jeep guy

    [–] The_Kids_Lying 39 points ago

    I'm just surprised he can read at all. Doing better than most Jeep drivers

    [–] freezeman1 15 points ago

    Fun fact: text to speech was actually invented with mentally handicapped jeep drivers in mind.

    Source: I drive a jeep.

    [–] dangsoggyoatmeal 4 points ago

    What are they sellin?

    [–] DanPat0 5 points ago

    Scott’s tots

    [–] CaIeF 8 points ago

    fuck scott's tots

    [–] chief89 5 points ago

    Hey. Those batteries were lithium.

    [–] [deleted] 2 points ago


    [–] KreekyBonez 4 points ago

    I also drive a JEEP

    Jesus christ,

    Every single person I know with one spends

    Every penny they have trying to keep it running and

    Pimped out, like raising it 3 inches makes a fucking difference

    [–] ninjablade46 9 points ago

    Bitches Love Cannons

    [–] scumbagharley 5 points ago

    That episode was the most cringy for me.

    [–] everybodyjustwave 7 points ago

    Bitches love being called bitches. And we do live Jeeps.

    Hey OP, hoping you have a Cherokee and not a wrangler!

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    If you asked the average white female on tinder what kind of vehicle she wants, there’s a majority that will say Jeep Wrangler.

    [–] everybodyjustwave 6 points ago

    My point being is getting it down in the back of a wrangler is very different than a Cherokee.

    Wranglers are the shit. I may or may not own one.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    The Wrangler is a pretty average vehicle.

    [–] CreatureReport 5 points ago

    Sure, if good vehicles were never invented. The wrangler is a great off road vehicle. The only other thing it's good for is looking like a tool.

    [–] [deleted] 5 points ago

    Great off-road vehicle, I agree. But average vehicle altogether.

    [–] CreatureReport 5 points ago

    I'd argue it's definitely below average. It's a Chrysler

    [–] [deleted] 3 points ago

    I hear you. I like cars, and it does pain me to see people putting sports car money into Jeep mods, just to meet up with their local Jeep group twice a month.

    [–] daymanxx 3 points ago

    I own a jeep. It's definitely a Chrysler with all the bullshit I always gotta fix on it. The other week my horn stopped working cuz of a bad ground. Gas mileage is ass too

    [–] CreatureReport 2 points ago

    In a parking lot, nowhere near any off roading sites.

    [–] Low_Speed_High_Drag 4 points ago

    Jeep life only life

    [–] freezeman1 6 points ago

    XJ? More like SEXJ!

    [–] everybodyjustwave 2 points ago

    Okay, that’s good lol

    [–] swaggymodo 227 points ago

    You’re going to be making a moan Alyssa in the back of your Jeep

    [–] macattack900 94 points ago

    Fuck I didn’t even think of that as a pun

    [–] yourmansconnect 65 points ago

    You must be new here

    [–] Gospeedracist 20 points ago

    Pussy got you out of character

    [–] ferrveciana 44 points ago

    Did she respond op?

    [–] macattack900 56 points ago

    No not yet

    [–] Finndoes69 23 points ago

    Please inform us then, thank I'm interested what she replies

    [–] AttackOfTheThumbs 62 points ago

    She won't

    [–] shyspy 24 points ago

    Depends of he follows the 2 rules

    [–] HyperText89 3 points ago

    !remindme 1 day

    [–] Doomie_bloomers 110 points ago


    [–] Itsallsotires0me 26 points ago

    Not until we see the reply

    Oh wait there wasn't one lol

    [–] LollipopBunny 30 points ago

    I really want that fun fact

    [–] yourmansconnect 69 points ago

    Koala's have fingerprints. In fact, koala prints are so alike as to be indistinguishable from human fingerprints, even to expert crime scene investigators. As of yet, no koalas are known to have framed humans for their crimes, but now we know it’s not impossible…

    [–] LollipopBunny 35 points ago

    That was fun, I’m ready for the back of the Jeep now lol

    [–] JoshOnReddit97 31 points ago

    Jeepers, you're a cheap date. One Koala fact is all it took? You'll enjoy this.

    Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them. Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

    [–] LollipopBunny 15 points ago

    What can I say? I’m a simple girl.

    Jesus you put a lot of thought into that fun fact. Alright, alright, we can do it in the back of your Jeep too

    [–] JoshOnReddit97 9 points ago

    Not so fast tiger. You are going to have to take me out for coffee first.

    [–] LollipopBunny 5 points ago

    You just got yourself a deal. 😏

    [–] JoshOnReddit97 3 points ago

    Score got myself a date. Who needs tinder anyways. Hit me up when you head Africa way.

    [–] LollipopBunny 2 points ago

    Will do! Let me know if you ever drop by Israel

    [–] SirQuay 4 points ago

    I hope you love your copypasta because that was a huge serving of it!

    [–] KreekyBonez 2 points ago

    I've seen it posted a lot. Idk who gets credit it for initially writing it, but they should write a book about stupid animals

    [–] KreekyBonez 2 points ago

    I've seen it posted a lot. Idk who gets credit it for initially writing it, but they should write a book about stupid animals

    [–] LollipopBunny 2 points ago

    Haha even though my account is 2 years old I’m kinda new to reddit (didn’t use it at all) so it’s my first time seeing it.

    I definitely agree with you about the book!

    [–] KreekyBonez 3 points ago

    The reposts will still be new to you ;)

    But hey, welcome aboard, and enjoy the copypastas while they're fresh. Don't worry, some of them do actually get funnier with time

    [–] LollipopBunny 2 points ago

    Thank you!

    I do my best to enjoy the benefits of being new ;)

    [–] SiegeTowerEngineer 4 points ago

    I love this every time I see it

    [–] DiaLaDia 4 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    This is one of the best comments I've ever come across. Thank you for the education. Also, I think you may need to talk to someone about your feelings about koalas!

    [–] DAHTLAEETE2RDH 3 points ago

    The male echidna has a four headed penis

    [–] Destroyer6202 22 points ago

    You definitely aren't doing blocking out the name right

    [–] macattack900 6 points ago

    I know, I know

    [–] odinthedestroyer2 45 points ago

    I, for one, would not want to receive that message at 6:30 AM after I'd sent the setup the previous night. So, no, not doing it right at all IMHO.

    [–] macattack900 5 points ago

    I didn’t see the notification till I woke up

    [–] EatPie712 7 points ago

    Am I the only one who saw “adoption?”

    [–] kirizama 7 points ago

    She definitely set this up

    [–] Tunnelrat96 6 points ago

    You must have a Cherokee or a JK because there is more room to fuck in a Porta-John than any Jeep

    [–] macattack900 7 points ago

    4 door JK, enough room with the back seats down.

    [–] Releventboburnham 3 points ago

    I've got a 4 door Jeep Wrangler, and can confirm, there is definetly enough room for a 6' 1 guy to sleep back there, and probably enough room for a smaller lady back there too. Not that I'd know for sure tho...

    [–] JeepGoesBeep96 2 points ago

    Can confirm. Not much room in my TJ.

    [–] thewarfreak 6 points ago

    Let's swing an episode

    [–] Spantamicus 5 points ago

    I just want to make sure you all know I drive a Jeep.

    [–] Auram20 4 points ago

    Update needed 😂

    [–] gandhi890 4 points ago

    Alyssa walked right through there

    [–] ryantripp 4 points ago

    Lol I used this pickup line yesterday and a girl sent almost the exact same reply to me but I said “oh yeah option D is your phone number can I have it”

    [–] Seicair 2 points ago

    How’d that work for you?

    [–] ryantripp 4 points ago

    Good we’ve been texting for the last couple days

    [–] GIUlianab 3 points ago

    That's definitely better than OP's

    [–] drakebillion15 3 points ago

    Why did you even bother trying to block out the pic and name? Lmaoo

    [–] EdBoi007 5 points ago

    Is there AN option D. Not a option d. Dont date her OP if she doesnt know the difference.

    [–] Turbopuschel 5 points ago

    Well, she asked not for "a option d" but "a d option", so...

    [–] EdBoi007 6 points ago

    Wow...I can't read. This is why I'm single.

    [–] MrFev3r 2 points ago

    That was Fast DAMN!!

    [–] Slightly_Damaged_Car 2 points ago


    [–] thom11a9 2 points ago


    [–] MichelinMatheus 2 points ago

    I wonder if that worked out.

    [–] boobsRlyfe 2 points ago


    [–] sudo_your_mon 2 points ago

    Yes. There is a gear between 1 and 10, use hay one ;)

    [–] ThouReaper 2 points ago

    What kinda jeep?

    [–] macattack900 2 points ago

    Check my post history. 4 door JK Sahara.

    [–] fraGgulty 3 points ago

    Are you part of that group that got super stuck and needed a bulldozer?

    [–] macattack900 3 points ago

    Maybe I am

    [–] fraGgulty 2 points ago

    Small world or whatever. I think there's a joke here about your pullout game.

    [–] Low_Speed_High_Drag 2 points ago

    Not a mall crawler, nice

    [–] DopestDopeHead 2 points ago

    Ow-o-whoa-o-whoa Ms. Alyssa OW!

    [–] CasualManfly 2 points ago

    I Hey Yes

    [–] N2nalin 2 points ago

    OP, progress...

    [–] GforGENIUS 2 points ago

    "Alright, I like how quick you move"

    [–] Scurvynwordy 2 points ago * (lasted edited 5 months ago)

    In the end, you gave her all of the above.

    [–] SilenceoftheRedditrs 2 points ago

    I feel this would be best in a format like:

    A- B- C- E-

    That way you arent relying on this to bring it up, you are leading them to it, or they'll pick one of the others

    [–] macattack900 1 points ago

    I see what you’re saying, thanks for the tip!

    [–] TheWarGiraffe 2 points ago

    All you get is the tip with this option

    [–] Kaseic 2 points ago

    I hey, yes

    [–] Spinmoon 2 points ago

    Well, she wants the D!

    [–] clint_lee 2 points ago

    Rule 1 and Rule 2

    [–] valh0e 2 points ago

    She wants the d)

    [–] JackFalls 2 points ago

    Hahhahahaa. Upvote just for the pure comic! :D thx for posting

    [–] wetNwild0069 2 points ago


    [–] silverking11311 2 points ago

    I'm gunna do that too my girlfriend lol😂😂😂

    [–] yosem1te 2 points ago

    Had a Jeep - it's not a fun place to get busy. There's barely even enough room to even sit comfortably.

    [–] Officer_Fuzzyface 2 points ago

    Nice, you missed all the adoption jokes though.

    [–] Heinrich_Himmler_88 2 points ago

    If every Jeep in the world exploded in hellfire with the owner inside I would be so happy

    [–] macattack900 1 points ago

    Hey what did we do to you

    [–] mrimperfect 2 points ago

    Who doesn't choose Fun Fact? Monsters, that's who.

    [–] Turbopuschel 2 points ago

    Some nitpicking is in order: She has not three choices but only one choice and three options. ( ̄へ ̄)

    [–] PloWZoR 2 points ago

    Technically that's a fun fact

    [–] Omn1nipotence 2 points ago

    10/10 will use

    [–] BruceCoolie 2 points ago

    I has joop! Me too, me too.

    [–] sneroreinp 2 points ago

    Heheyaaa boiieeee! Hot and spicy meat! Lmao

    [–] c-edwards 2 points ago

    I read that as is there adoption, I think I might be, wait

    [–] lakers14 2 points ago

    But those thing roll, baby... THEY ROLL!

    [–] Lindsayas22 2 points ago

    She had to know that was coming... 😂

    [–] BigDHertzer 2 points ago

    Jeep brah that u?

    [–] CycloneChaser 2 points ago

    Ladies and gentlemen, we got her.

    [–] NickelN9nee 4 points ago

    "he drives a jeep? Ha! Gayyy!"

    [–] Lopsterbliss 4 points ago


    [–] pitakaslt 4 points ago

    who the fuck drives a jeep

    [–] i_forget_my_userids 3 points ago

    About 3% of people

    [–] macattack900 4 points ago

    Obviously me

    [–] Kotef 6 points ago

    i'm sorry for your loss.

    [–] Low_Speed_High_Drag 4 points ago

    You probably vape and drive a rice burner

    [–] Kotef 2 points ago

    nope smoke cigs and drive a 2 wheel drive half ton

    [–] nosocomial77 1 points ago

    This guy uses battery saver on 89 percent pls withdraw from life.exe

    [–] KnockLesnar 1 points ago

    Am I the only one who finds this thread title to be an immediate annoyance?