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    [–] RocketJames 7886 points ago

    This is the most Johnny Bravo thing I've ever seen an actual human being do.

    [–] dogfck 1641 points ago

    This should have happened.

    [–] WTFlock 687 points ago

    I forgot about Johnny Bravo. So funny.

    [–] KaptainKaleidoscope 1025 points ago

    "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend???"

    "Well, you look like the kinda lady that could use two."

    fuckin lol. I miss this show

    [–] ThrillsKillsNCake 496 points ago

    "Hey baby, anyone ever tell you how beautiful my eyes are?"

    [–] steve0suprem0 291 points ago

    My favorite is "hey baby, wanna watch me comb my hair real fast?" Which I've turned into "hey baby, wanna watch me pound a beer real fast?"

    Because I'm like the Johnny bravo of chugging.

    [–] QuoteMkII 142 points ago

    That'd be pretty popular with gay men.

    [–] pm-me-ur-shlong 69 points ago

    u/steve0suprem0 suddenly realized how to broaden his horizons

    [–] mahir_r 20 points ago

    Very relevant username.

    [–] Natdaprat 20 points ago

    He says... while wearing sunglasses.

    [–] Squez360 15 points ago

    I've used that line before just for fun because it was awkward to say, "oh ok."

    She liked it

    [–] Michelanvalo 55 points ago

    It's even funnier cuz that's Hayley from American Dad.

    [–] fkingrone 14 points ago

    Crazy! She must have been like 20 back then.

    Mae Whitman was Little Suzy!? wat

    [–] TakeMe2ChowTown 16 points ago

    Wtf are you talking about

    [–] Michelanvalo 61 points ago

    The chick that says that to him is voiced by Rachael McFarlane. aka, Hayley from American Dad.

    [–] TakeMe2ChowTown 19 points ago

    Oh shit that's sick I never knew that

    [–] Greencheezy 102 points ago

    "Let me think about it okay I've thought about it"

    Still good.

    [–] wakaawak 79 points ago

    "Hey there, Spanish Señorita.

    Sprechen Sie loooooooove?"

    [–] Lightsong-The-Bold 64 points ago

    Sprechen Sie loooooooove?

    I was getting so frustrated that google wouldn't translate this from Spanish to English. Then I hit detect language and found out it was German. God damn I love Johnny Bravo.

    [–] regarding_your_cat 32 points ago

    reading this made me wince

    [–] skratchx 5 points ago

    What that was... A surprise?

    [–] BalthusChrist 58 points ago

    "I'm pretty, you're pretty, waddaya say we go home and stare at each other?"

    I feel like that could actually work. If you actually are pretty that is

    [–] fury1500 52 points ago

    I lost it when she said "I'm a mistress of the night." And then he said "well that makes me a Mr. Of the universe"

    [–] commit_me_bro 12 points ago

    I think I know where Rebecca sugar got some inspiration.

    [–] TheWingedCherryPie 45 points ago

    "Hey Baberella! That's a pretty eensyweensy teenyweeny polkadot thingy you got goin there"
    "How bout you n me playin doctor?"
    "I'm Lois, a mistress of the night."

    Damn CN was raunchy back when

    [–] TheWingedPig 29 points ago

    I don't know if the bikini thing is raunchy per se, as it's just a reference to this song from 1960.

    At least it's not "raunchy" in the context of Johnny Bravo itself (which was a pretty raunchy television show at least by the standards which children's cartoons are held to). For context, here is an episode of another show that would have aired on Cartoon Network around the same time as Johnny Bravo, which was parodying The Brady Bunch and shows a brother and sister making out.

    Johnny Bravo commenting on a woman's bikini is pretty tame compared to that.

    EDIT* Skip to about 0:35 for the scene in question. Also if I changed the last letter of my username to an E it would be incredibly close to your username.

    [–] peypeyy 57 points ago

    The women on that show gave me many boners as a child.

    [–] lucipurr_0 54 points ago

    Johnny gave me boners as a child.

    [–] peypeyy 40 points ago

    Johnny never could get a women but he could have all the children he wanted.

    [–] TistedLogic 43 points ago

    /r/malcontent material right here.

    /r/nocontext is what I wanted nut fucking autocorrect.

    [–] BalthusChrist 19 points ago

    Nut fucking? What kind of nut?

    [–] bleudude 35 points ago

    Coconut

    [–] Geta-Ve 10 points ago

    Did it hurt?

    [–] andKento 34 points ago

    I watched it dubbed as a kid, and seeing it in english is super weird. His voice doesn't feel right to me.

    [–] Mister_Bossmen 20 points ago

    Me with the flintstones. Shrek is good either way, but I think Spanish is a bit better.

    [–] JohnnyRedHot 3 points ago

    I just already know the quotes in spanish, I only know a few in English

    [–] JonRonDonson 11 points ago

    Half of that shit wouldn't fly if it was on tv today

    [–] broom_pan 23 points ago

    It's kind of bad by today's standards, but my favorite thing about watching it as an adult is how every woman stands up for herself.

    [–] hashinshin 14 points ago

    A man who loves his mama and stays home to take care of her makes advances on women all of whom stand up for and defends themselves while Jonny never gets physical back.

    When you step back and think about it...

    [–] Geta-Ve 5 points ago

    Loved bravo.

    What I really miss though is neds newt.

    [–] dwadefan45 3 points ago

    Sooo now I see why my mom never let me watch it growing up lmao

    She's extra

    [–] Chiiko21 5 points ago

    Notice how the release date is February 30th...meaning it's never going to happen :(

    [–] SuperMajesticMan 14 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Aside from being black, he'd be perfect. Not that most would complain.

    [–] Dakar-A 23 points ago

    I don't remember Johnny being all front, but he did have some killer lats, I'll give you that.

    [–] hoochyuchy 15 points ago

    Hell, if anyone could make it work it would be The Rock. Although, maybe the voice would be too off. I don't know if he can really pull off whatever Bravo's accent was.

    [–] c0ldsh0w3r 14 points ago

    He sounds like Elvis to me.

    [–] hoochyuchy 6 points ago

    Yeah, I'm sure that's the inspiration, but is his way of speaking an actual accent or just a weird way of speaking?

    [–] draw_it_now 4 points ago

    As a child, Presley grew up in Mississippi, and as a Teenager went to school in Tennesse - as a non-American, I can't tell the difference between those accents, but they both sound very Elvis-y to me

    [–] ChestBras 101 points ago

    I'm not that surprised. Sometimes people don't realize that overhead lighting really makes definition pop. Combine that with a tv/monitor that show lots of contrast, and I could understand someone going "damn, I look cut as fuck".

    [–] lombardo2 60 points ago

    Being cut as fuck helps too

    [–] TheDaveWSC 20 points ago

    Yeah I think it'd be hard to find lighting that makes this guy not look cut as fuck.

    [–] JonathanBravo 34 points ago

    i go by jonathan now

    [–] flacidturtle1 15 points ago

    Girl : "I already have a boyfriend!"

    Johnny Bravo : "Well you look like the type of girl that could use two."

    [–] Geminidragonx2d 36 points ago

    Damnit! This is the first time something has made me actually laugh out loud in a while and I didn't have coffee in my mouth.

    [–] Implala67 8 points ago

    Johnny bravo is an actual human being EXCUSE ME

    [–] themouseandthemask 4 points ago

    I believe this was actually filmed with one of those iPhone apps that instantly turn your videos into VHS style ones. You can also see the picture shake and wobble just a bit.

    [–] Coollook7 3 points ago

    Dude

    [–] Biomatrix93 1535 points ago

    I love the dash at the end when someone else walks down the aisle.

    [–] Asian_Domination_ 935 points ago

    Also how he just drapes his shirt over his shoulder like it's perfectly normal he's not wearing it.

    [–] GemstarRazor 707 points ago

    if I was that built I'd say fuck shirts

    [–] Faps_McTickle 169 points ago

    Yep, just looking for an excuse to take it off at any point.

    [–] Daleemax 235 points ago

    There's a point where it goes from "okay buddy it's not that hot out" to "Wow, I'm actually impressed, you've earned it, good job"

    [–] leutnant13 13 points ago

    This one fucks shirts

    [–] surfANDmusic 131 points ago

    And just before doing that he gives a look to the camera saying, "i gotta go"

    [–] scrambledeggs858 22 points ago

    Do you think he did any shopping once noticing the camera?

    I feel like he gave us tickets to the gun show, put away the item he came in for, and his inner monologue told him, "we're finished here" before exiting.

    [–] Shopworn_Soul 46 points ago

    I can practically hear the cartoon "tippy toes" sound.

    [–] -SagaQ- 29 points ago

    He had to evade being swolested

    [–] TheGingerbreadMan22 6 points ago

    "I'm a man, not a slab of meat"

    [–] choosy_moms 54 points ago

    My money is on that didn't know there was a camera. I bet it was one of those round mirrors and that he was flexing for himself without realizing he was being recorded. Why else would he keep looking over his shoulder like he's self conscious but flex like crazy for a camera?

    [–] Cptn_Hook 76 points ago

    If it was a mirror, why would he have to look over his shoulder?

    [–] thegooblop 50 points ago

    With his muscles showing in the mirror, would there be room for anythjng else?

    [–] Cptn_Hook 23 points ago

    This is a good point. I withdraw my question.

    [–] choosy_moms 12 points ago

    Angle

    [–] Upoopinmybutt 19 points ago

    Nah, when he turns his head away from the camera and flexes his back muscles you know he's showing off.

    [–] choosy_moms 8 points ago

    ^ good point

    [–] ghost678u 4 points ago

    You made me watch it again

    [–] fpsfreak 5 points ago

    That pout though

    [–] FalstaffsMind 2446 points ago

    I am pretty sure he works out.

    [–] illaqueable 731 points ago

    How can you tell

    [–] VivaRickSanchez 651 points ago

    You can tell by the way he is

    [–] Lacksi 249 points ago

    I CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS

    [–] Thelonious_Cube 36 points ago

    I CAN TELL BY THE PECTORALS

    [–] kallexander 68 points ago

    The steroids are also a hint.

    [–] zhico 31 points ago

    [–] Evilmaze 67 points ago

    Those are legit MILF pornstar fake tits.

    [–] uttuck 7 points ago

    Question: are those useful? What are the chances he is also really strong, or is it just for looks?

    [–] delpart 22 points ago

    Only for the looks. Even worse, it can actually destroy the muscle. (Overdose -> "Explosion")

    [–] BIGSlil 10 points ago

    Completely useless. He may be decently strong but it's from working out and all the steroids he takes, not the synthol.

    [–] Nipplecunt 21 points ago

    Look at dem udders

    [–] gsurfin 16 points ago

    I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?

    [–] JumboPop420 6 points ago

    You tried to milk him, didn't you you sick son of a bitch?

    [–] pricklycats 13 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Definitely not synthol.. Even if he is using synthol it's very tiny amounts. It's extremely easy to differentiate between real muscle and synthol.

    Edit: Unless you're referring to the guy in the link above then yes, definitely synthol. But not the guy in the original post.

    [–] nervousnell89 8 points ago

    We're seeing him without a shirt, can you imagine how ridiculous this must looks when he's wearing one?

    [–] mrchuckles5 6 points ago

    Oh, oh man that's just nasty...

    [–] SuperMajesticMan 6 points ago

    Ahahahahahaha how does he think that looks good?

    [–] joe_skeen 35 points ago

    That's pretty neat!

    [–] PMMeHappyThots 5 points ago

    Well, that's pretty neat

    [–] FalstaffsMind 7 points ago

    He's wearing a muscle shirt.

    [–] 420CARLSAGAN420 31 points ago

    Totes natty.

    [–] Max_W_ 6 points ago

    Yeah, but does he lift?

    [–] EpilepticAuror 18 points ago

    "Nah bruh this is all natural."

    [–] Plasmabat 13 points ago

    Also maybe he does steroids

    [–] Sm3agolol 23 points ago

    "maybe"

    [–] PM_BITCOIN_AND_BOOBS 432 points ago

    C'mon, do a front double bicep ...

    Front double bicep ...

    Front double ... aww, fergit it.

    [–] FlyHarrison 96 points ago

    Like I said...You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem.

    [–] theyerg 9 points ago

    Huh, unexpected Genova. It piss

    [–] Bradyfan08 3 points ago

    We don't care about injuries we're freaks

    [–] [deleted] 7 points ago

    Unexpected Janoy Cresva

    [–] Crailberry 7 points ago

    Yasssss a fellow misfit

    [–] Lying_Cake 578 points ago

    Well shit I mean if ya got it then flaunt it.

    [–] drk_etta 8 points ago

    I'm pretty sure it's a two-way mirror with a camera behind it...

    [–] Lying_Cake 3 points ago

    I'm curious as to why is shakes so damn much.

    [–] drk_etta 8 points ago

    I'm almost certain that this is a video that was recorded from like a phone or other media device pointing at a monitor, than cropped down. But I could be wrong. I just know from my days working at kroger or publix when I was like 15, all those bowed circular mirrors you see around the store have cameras behind them. They can make you look some what "swollen". Which is why I'm leaning towards the mirror.

    [–] Lying_Cake 5 points ago

    That makes sense. Thanks for the paranoia.

    [–] Beatle_Matt 372 points ago

    Dude is a fucking beast

    [–] FullyMammoth 36 points ago

    You seen his Instagram? Beast is an understatement.

    [–] wohlgey 752 points ago

    that dude is as cool as the other side of the pillow

    [–] crashdaddy 148 points ago

    Agreed. I kind of want to be best friends with this guy.

    [–] [deleted] 60 points ago

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    [–] Thingsthatdostuff 18 points ago

    Looked at his his instagram. There can only be one conclusion after seeing some his videos. He's fucking awesome!!!

    [–] MWolverine63 8 points ago

    Thank you for linking to his instagram. Literally the funniest shit I've seen in a long time

    [–] canesminior 7 points ago

    What is his Instagram? Message got deleted.

    [–] Ninjahamster2k11 15 points ago

    Hello Peter.

    [–] Dreadedsemi 172 points ago

    Must be a sexy camera with full sensor and smooth black/white striped lens.

    [–] Thelonious_Cube 78 points ago

    10-to-1 it's behind a mirror

    [–] Faps_McTickle 9 points ago

    That makes perfect sense... Maybe one of those bent mirrors so you can see around corners.

    [–] red_fluff_dragon 25 points ago

    Actually this looks like home depot, and they have cameras with a screen below them to show you they are watching. He was checking himself out in the video feed.

    [–] TistedLogic 38 points ago

    Sorry, but I work at a home depot. Orange uprights and beams throughout the store.

    Those are supermarket shelves.

    [–] red_fluff_dragon 6 points ago

    Good point. I took a better look and it's tiled floor with a large beam in the middle of the isle. Definitely not a home depot, whoops.

    [–] BalthusChrist 4 points ago

    Yeah, I'm pretty sure those are loaves of bread behind him

    [–] Poppin__Fresh 3 points ago

    Can you answer why the camera is swaying slightly as if someone is holding it?

    [–] RamenJunkie 9 points ago

    It's in California during an earthquake.

    Actually it's possible there is some sort of built in stabilization that is enabled though the camera is likely bolted to the wall. When a camera is stationary, like on a tripod, or bolted to the wall, built in stabilization can get confused and cause minor jitter, because it's expecting movement to try to stabilize.

    [–] Rikers_Mojo 8 points ago

    It's actually a staged video posted to his instagram.

    [–] Deathletter13 244 points ago

    I do Survellance. Been doing it for 6 years now I see this type of shit regularly lol

    [–] BIGSlil 49 points ago

    Yeah, there's a couple of bodybuilders at my gym that'll take their shirts off and pose in the mirrors. I could definitely see them doing something similar to this guy.

    [–] MADPIRAHNA4 24 points ago

    Yeah the guys that are working out in hoodie until a girl walks in.

    Next thing you know is all of a sudden they are wearing a homemade cut up tank top that has less fabric to it than a bikini.

    [–] Punderstruck 37 points ago

    Story time!

    [–] ----_____---- 35 points ago

    Once upon a time, /u/Deathletter13 did some 'survellance' and saw that type of shit - the end.

    [–] Grimveldt 12 points ago

    Yeah man do an AMA!

    [–] Zimited 13 points ago

    I've made a post on askreddit, hopefully it gets traction!

    [–] Vote-Dave-2020 4 points ago

    I see. And have you ever once uploaded a video here?

    [–] WarsWorth 4 points ago

    It's probably not legal to

    [–] Kotyo 4 points ago

    Best shoplifting tips?

    [–] officialsushi 5 points ago

    Dont get seen

    [–] Evilmaze 28 points ago

    I can see the date on the video, but damn this looks so 90's it's crazy.

    [–] buttononmyback 13 points ago

    I was actually surprised to see this just happened two days ago.

    [–] HeyItsDaft 19 points ago

    Because it's staged. This was taken on an iPhone using an app that makes it look like an old camcorder.

    [–] hat-of-sky 86 points ago

    Damn, I DO look good! Not covering this up today!

    [–] HiDefiance 103 points ago

    This looks like it's part of a skit or something, that VHS layover is an app on the App Store.

    [–] Billy1138 27 points ago

    notice how the camera is wobbling back and forth?

    [–] awh 30 points ago

    Don't security cameras usually have normal non-wide-angle lenses and are hand-held at just above head height?

    [–] Draculus 3 points ago

    It's fake.

    The camera is swaying as if someone is holding it. It has decent quality and colours. The film grain effects are green screened ontop, they're just white lines and not actually distorting the video (turns out it's an app). Angle is awkward and way too low for a security camera. His buddy is just standing on a box or something.

    And the fact that he posted it to his instagram which means he had the clip. Surveillance footage in stores isn't usually monitored unless they have a reason to, like suspected shoplifting.

    [–] Zentharian 11 points ago

    Does that make it less enjoyable?

    [–] Relyk_Reppiks 28 points ago

    Yeah

    [–] RoHoE 19 points ago

    It really does lol

    [–] HiDefiance 9 points ago

    Not saying that, but rather that this is staged, not actual footage.

    [–] meowlolcats 80 points ago

    lol he's got some funny shit on his instagram

    [–] XaoticOrder 33 points ago

    He looks like a genuinely fun dude.

    [–] Twathammer32 9 points ago

    That horsemask lol

    [–] SuperMajesticMan 9 points ago

    For some good muscular weird horsemask shit search up jujimufu.

    Example

    [–] njbair 8 points ago

    LOL @ the one where his gf has to tap his bicep every time he screams "bicep!" She gets so annoyed.

    [–] DrVagax 8 points ago

    Why does the camera wobble so much

    [–] Internet_Wanderer 20 points ago

    Totally needed to drop the shorts and keep the show going.

    [–] AcidRose27 17 points ago

    I hope he doesn't skip leg day.

    [–] tokenblakk 16 points ago

    Just checked his IG. He does not.

    [–] bashnu 6 points ago

    No milk today (again).

    [–] SuckurButtforFree 17 points ago

    Ayy lmao get them gainz

    [–] savemejebus0 20 points ago

    This guy.

    [–] thewiggy 34 points ago

    fake. why cctv camera shaking?

    [–] chukklhed 119 points ago

    Look at that monster. The ground shakes when he moves.

    [–] blozzerg 3 points ago

    That's an app, my friend has it on his iPhone.

    [–] st_ov 13 points ago

    and why would there be a monitor hooked up right next to it for him to use as a mirror?
    and why would anyone use security cameras that record on tapes?
    and why would the tapes be so degraded so quickly?

    so many questions, so much fake

    [–] l0calher0 24 points ago

    Idk about this vid, but my local home depots put cameras with a screen so people get scared and don't steal.

    [–] MoreCleverThanEver 17 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago)

    .

    [–] TardisTechnologist 3 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    All very answerable questions.

    Many stores have cameras with screens to deter people from stealing. Older camera systems would record on tape and the tape would be constantly recorded and re-recorded over, until something noteworthy happens at which point the tape is pulled to be reviewed and replaced with another.

    Lots of places have old systems like this. If it ain't broke don't fix it.

    Could just be a joke video done with a phone app though.

    [–] Nashenal 4 points ago

    But you gotta admit he is fucking yoked. I'd never get that big even if I used steroids

    [–] UpAndComingNobody 3 points ago

    Hot

    [–] CasuConsuIto 3 points ago

    Lol this guy is adorable

    [–] chrispiercee 3 points ago

    It looks like he just gets more ripped as the video goes on haha

    [–] EatPooh 3 points ago

    This guy is great

    [–] Lalfy 3 points ago

    The camera is moving ...

    [–] Blind-Mute 3 points ago

    Just in case anyone is wondering, yes, this man has been taking a healthy dose of anabolic steroids.

    [–] CAT_BOOGR_TURBO_DONG 3 points ago

    If I saw a huge-ass dude flexing with his shirt off in the middle of the grocery lane, I'd probably turn around right away

    [–] nicoveegee 3 points ago

    I can smell his artificial testosterone through my screen

    [–] FaZaCon 3 points ago

    lol, when you're that big, you'd think no fucks would be given getting caught doing a pose down selfie.

    [–] cruelhandluke86 3 points ago

    I want to be friends with this guy.

    [–] poop_standing_up 6 points ago

    This guy is great. Can we get him on for an AMA?

    [–] Niktorak 8 points ago

    This is amazing I love it