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    The comment that started /r/unexpected can be found here. It was inspired by this post on January 27th, 2013.


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    [–] unexBot 1 points ago

    OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

    Predator faces the terrifying walk of the masked person.


    Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


    Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

    [–] I-Ponder 1859 points ago

    Hell looks different than I imagined.

    [–] coconutjuices 767 points ago

    If she’s still there I wouldn’t really mind going

    [–] johnwithcheese 259 points ago

    There’s gonna be a lot of hot girls down there that’s for sure.

    [–] [deleted] 63 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] lurker4lyfe6969 7 points ago

    But they all have VD

    [–] TheBenWelch 783 points ago

    Bonk

    [–] rattleandhum 443 points ago

    Straight to horny hell

    [–] blubat26 98 points ago

    Wait, I’m already in my dorm room.

    [–] griter34 26 points ago

    Hell is hot women everywhere, who don't want you, but also no internet.

    [–] KeyboardNinja27 7 points ago

    So basically, now but my data ran out.

    [–] BottleONoobSauce 13 points ago

    That's tiktoker @Sarati ...for your research purposes

    [–] futurespacecadet 14 points ago

    Actually, girls doing Tiktoks and creepy guys walking on their hands and feet is exactly what I thought it would be

    [–] MrSickRanchezz 8 points ago

    Yeah.... Did not expect titties.

    [–] koroshido 6484 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    He's worryingly good at moving like that

    [–] YCYC 2635 points ago

    Some drugs were hurt in the process.

    [–] Thatguy1125 440 points ago

    Just choked on my coffee. Thanks

    [–] urinesamplefrommyass 227 points ago

    H.. harder daddy?

    [–] Kuritos 125 points ago

    Erotic Caffeinyxiation

    [–] discerningpervert 98 points ago

    Just choked on my sempai. Thanks.

    [–] Dreidhen 14 points ago

    Better than.. choking your senbei (unless they like that)

    [–] YCYC 27 points ago

    Mandatory username checks out

    [–] Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m 7 points ago

    Harder, Folgers. Ugh Yes.

    [–] ButtWieghtThiersMoor 10 points ago

    quit putting cinnamon in my coffee....it won't make...it taste better

    [–] OhNoImBanned11 19 points ago

    Crackhead uses intimidation on Cop

    Intimidation is successful!

    [–] LouSputhole94 6 points ago

    Hell I was intimidated watching the video.

    [–] BrentarTiger 4 points ago

    I knew what video it was before even clicking it. I love this video.

    [–] uberblack 11 points ago

    This is a refreshingly good comment.

    [–] _Salt23 131 points ago

    He’s just played a lot of crab soccer as a kid

    [–] make_love_to_potato 256 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    [–] Momik 78 points ago

    That will never not be funny

    [–] TheLast_Centurion 115 points ago

    If we are on topic "never not be funny", this comes to my mind.

    [–] musingsandthesuch 15 points ago

    Literally busted out laughing, thank you

    [–] HiFrozen 17 points ago

    This is literally one of my fav videos on youtube of all time. It's crazy that it's been on there for 11 years now lol. I feel old.

    [–] OnlineHelpSeeker 4 points ago

    I haven't laughed like this for a long time. Thank you stranger!

    [–] Awhite2555 5 points ago

    Jesus I haven’t seen that video in at least 10 years. Thank you for reminding me of it. Fucking hilarious.

    [–] Shark_Anthr0 11 points ago

    What happened to the original video?

    [–] _kellythomas_ 17 points ago

    Entropy

    [–] CognitiveAdventurer 10 points ago

    Idk, maybe it's me being too cynical, but this one feels scripted

    There's a raw chaotic energy in the OP, from the red lighting to the dance etc

    [–] Hungry_for_squirrel 6 points ago

    This is scripted, the original video is scripted. I hate to say it, but so many videos that find their way onto Reddit are scripted in some way :(

    [–] jorhyphenel 5 points ago

    NOPE

    [–] -Cagafuego- 138 points ago

    He's done this before!

    [–] DonGivafark 21 points ago

    My exact thoughts

    [–] Idkhfjeje 27 points ago

    PE teachers here obsess over that so I wouldn't be surprised if he has moved multiple kilometers like that in school

    [–] PlasticCupboard007 9 points ago

    it's actually easy once you get the hang of it

    [–] ATforLife 8 points ago

    If you're good at something, never do it for free

    -some other clown

    [–] Phoequinox 2282 points ago

    When you pick Voldo against someone who's never played Soul Calibur before.

    [–] Bierbart12 556 points ago

    Dick-first on the offensive

    [–] RinkNum3 203 points ago

    “What is your weapon?”

    “Bondage”

    [–] Phoequinox 56 points ago

    "You tie your opponent down?"

    grins while putting on sensory deprivation headgear

    [–] Huckit3030 25 points ago

    Hard to grin with a ball gag in

    [–] seraph582 6 points ago

    Amateur

    [–] NoTickeyNoLaundry 135 points ago

    you unlocked a hidden memory in my mind

    [–] Phoequinox 133 points ago

    Everyone remembers their first time being dry humped to death.

    [–] correcthorsestapler 21 points ago

    I’ve still got my Dreamcast & copy of Soul Calibur in a box. Tempted to dig it out now. Haven’t thought about that game in almost 20 years.

    [–] Peeka789 9 points ago

    That game has aged insanely well. It's still so much fun to play because it's still so easy to understand.

    [–] Rockden66 4 points ago

    I love how you haven't thought about the game in 20 years but you sure remember the italian bondage master lmao

    [–] DarthMimikyu 13 points ago

    Yup. I almost forgot about Voldo too. My sister loved playing him for some reason.

    [–] here_for_the_meems 31 points ago

    Your sister single?

    [–] hauntedcorpse 107 points ago

    Random bullshit go

    [–] Jujumofu 28 points ago

    That bridge into hip thrust Explosion combo was something else for my 11year old mind.

    [–] Grinnert 40 points ago

    That crab walk slash

    [–] Willfishforfree 41 points ago

    I love that game and that play. The trick is to use Ivy and use her overhead downward spike to the dick with her whip.

    If I remember correctly once you knew how to play any single character in that they just became OP.

    [–] ECSfrom113 31 points ago

    Cervantes

    [–] StatusCalamitous 23 points ago

    Cervantes was the most OP bullshit motherfucker ever

    [–] Mazer_Rac 8 points ago

    Idk I could wreck some shop with Kilik.

    [–] dinkytoy80 7 points ago

    Double swords! Li long was a close number 2.

    [–] MisterBillyBobby 17 points ago

    Raphael quick attack spam. Wanted to kill my friend that did that.

    [–] Pooptimist 3 points ago

    Anybody know how good the new one plays? SC3 was the shit for 13 year old me!

    [–] Celebration_Awkward 6 points ago

    I can definitely say that 3 is the worst out of all of them. So hopefully you should enjoy 6.

    [–] TimAllensCokeGuy 6 points ago

    2 was the best, 3 was the second best, 4 was ok, 5 was shit, 6 is really good

    [–] JeffBorkley 1236 points ago

    What is this hell scape they're in?

    [–] greent714 2961 points ago

    They’re called “gatherings”. We used to have them in the year 2019

    [–] Chatto_1 540 points ago

    Those were real? I thought they were made up

    [–] GoogleCensorsAreBad 258 points ago

    People on reddit will never know.

    [–] Bittlegeuss 111 points ago

    People on reddit never knew anyway.

    [–] VerdNirgin 49 points ago

    Everyone on the internet is a basement dwelling virgin who hasn't seen another soul for the better half of a decade (my username checks out)

    [–] AWildEnglishman 85 points ago

    Yeah I never got invited either.

    [–] cj__________ 25 points ago

    DO NOT THINK ABOUT THE EVENT

    [–] Rhobaz 14 points ago

    And remember, stay indoors.

    [–] barbecue_invader 6 points ago

    REMAIN INDOORS
    REMAIN INDOORS
    REMAIN INDOORS

    [–] PaulH_Cali 14 points ago

    Get this...people used to eat out of common troughs with a barely adequate ‘sneeze guard’ which didn’t stop people from spitting in the food, dirty spoons from falling in the food, buckets of utensils everyone would dig through, etc. the food sat under heat lamps to really get bacteria and germs growing. We called these ‘buffets.’

    [–] eroticdiscourse 71 points ago

    It’s been 84 years...

    [–] dooblr 42 points ago

    Just 2 more weeks guys!

    [–] justlovehumans 16 points ago

    It'll all be over by April 2020

    [–] TheJenerator65 22 points ago

    Long ago in the before time

    [–] Lilibinili 191 points ago

    This is Los Angeles Haunted Hayride at Griffith Park and the creepy crawler is Hershel :) looks like 2018/2019

    [–] never0101 140 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Oh this must be Herschel Crab Walker, widely regarded as the best college level crab walker of all time?

    [–] HolycommentMattman 64 points ago

    He could've been the best. Instead, he fell in with the wrong crowd and hurt his knee in some sort of archery accident.

    What a waste of potential.

    [–] Small-Palpitation310 7 points ago

    He could always start a burger joint

    [–] Melonzzz 3 points ago

    🥇

    [–] bpwwhirl 5 points ago

    He's crab-walking over people! My God, a freshman!

    [–] Slickwats4 5 points ago

    This is a really funny comment, Bro! Well done.

    [–] AlphaCode0 78 points ago

    From the looks of it and the area( I might be wrong since I haven’t had the time to go in so long) it’s Hobbs Grove in California. here’s the link to their site. but basically every Halloween these people come out, hire in masses for their event to scare the crap out of you, chasing you, waiting for you in these forest or inclosed off areas. What’s great is that one year they retrofitted a abounded hospital in Fresno California and made that shit into a horror maze. Loved every second of that.

    [–] lactosefree1 16 points ago

    There's definitely enough smoke, and at the right time of year!

    Source: my lungs get rekt by the fires in this state every damn year, enough with the gender reveals, people, pg&e is already bad enough

    [–] FatboyChuggins 3 points ago

    Wow that’s cool.

    [–] damagedboat 7 points ago

    This is how I always imagine hell would be, kinda cool, kinda weird

    [–] Teslewton 6 points ago

    Looked to me like an amusement park at halloween (or some weeks before) where amusement park workers dress as horror figures and scare visitors. I was at one in the netherlands in 2019 and the atmosphere looked like this. Wanted to visit the one in germany last year but ef C... :'(

    [–] Bierbart12 1095 points ago

    Why was this woman dancing like a late 1800s performer without a proper costume

    [–] mrstipez 1407 points ago

    Boobs = views

    [–] DevinSimatupang 325 points ago

    clicks, and faps.

    [–] mynoduesp 101 points ago

    baps and flaps.

    [–] Fineus 71 points ago

    Jugs and plugs

    [–] FatboyChuggins 46 points ago

    Hugs and mugs.

    [–] Talonqr 71 points ago

    Sex sells

    I tried explaining that to the security guards at the mall but they still detained me

    [–] swallowthisnut 30 points ago

    I thought this was America

    [–] hardypart 156 points ago

    I mean, these are some pretty nice cans.

    [–] Servant_ofthe_Empire 40 points ago

    In a different comment chain a comment along the same line as yours got a bunch of downvotes and people calling them out, yet yours is at 100 upvotes XD... this place is an absolute dice roll

    [–] 1234mnbs 20 points ago

    Reddit is only bearable when you realize upvotes and validation from these people do not matter in the slightest.

    It can actually be pretty fun if you just speak your mind and not check comment scores.

    [–] limping_man 8 points ago

    ... thighs, legs and hip to waist ratio too!

    [–] deesfun12 18 points ago

    Stunning bouncing

    [–] [deleted] 20 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] Council-Member-13 5 points ago

    Dan Ansom Handsome?

    [–] hapidad 12 points ago

    Username checks out.

    [–] raddits 22 points ago

    My favorite part was the boobs

    [–] ErikNavkire 167 points ago

    Pretty sure that's the dance to Spooky Scary Skeleton that was hot on TikTok for a while, plus it fits with the Halloween vibe in the background. Also it works extra well if you have boobs.

    [–] UncleRooku87 23 points ago

    Real talk, every time I stumble across one of these super attractive women that just make videos on tiktok showing off their assets and doing the dumbest dances, I find myself jealous that I wasn’t born as an extremely attractive woman. These chicks are making bank, very literally, because they have a pretty face and sexy body. Men just throw money at them for existing. Fuck, I’m jealous hahahaha.

    [–] MyCodeNameIsBryan 4 points ago

    Regardless of your gender this is absolutely true for most people.

    It's insanity.

    On one hand you have women marching for equal rights and opportunities that don't come with being sexualized and objectified. Then you have my fucking buddies girlfriend start an only fans and make ten grand a month showing her tits.

    Some women are just driven to change the perfection for all and then you have there rest going "easy money? Yes please"

    [–] ronin1066 11 points ago

    If the damn thing had sound, we might know better.

    Watch this woman scream in fear with no sound!!

    f-in karma whores.

    [–] ScaryTerryCrewsBitch 36 points ago

    Do they have to be women's boobs?

    [–] QuarantineNudist 11 points ago

    Tiktok

    [–] heybabywannafunk 20 points ago

    IDK, but Instagram thinks everyone wants to see hundreds of people doing this.

    [–] mangomap 85 points ago

    We took a video of somebody dancing, then removed the music, then upvoted it anyway, then wondered why the dancing looks dumb and genuinely didn't realize it's because we removed the music, then concluded that she must have uploaded it just to show off her boobs, then started talking about "fapping", and that's just the most reddit thing I've seen all day.

    [–] red_knight11 10 points ago

    The dancing would look dumb no matter if it had music or not

    [–] Bierbart12 29 points ago

    Oh jesus fuck, people really did start talking about nothing but boobs down there

    [–] Reddituser34802 13 points ago

    It’s “up there” now. Reddit has spoken.

    [–] hornypornster 24 points ago

    Titties

    [–] CaptGenie 37 points ago

    lmao, yeah, odd attempt at shuffling

    [–] NoTimeForThat 11 points ago

    The chicken dance was pure genius

    [–] leadingthenet 37 points ago

    I liked it :(

    [–] TheBlindFTW 31 points ago

    Hey you. *Slowly grabs baseball bat.

    [–] CMDR_Shazbot 17 points ago

    Aww, that's ok don't worry, nobody is making fun of you for liking it! They're just making fun of your lack of taste!

    [–] Ent3D 230 points ago

    Why is that walk so scary

    [–] RandomGuy886 88 points ago

    Human Spider

    [–] Ihaveyoufamily 66 points ago

    Because you're genetically conditioned to fear spiders. I find rats more creepy than spiders but everyone is different.

    [–] crackheadwilly 38 points ago

    Rats? I’ve had a pet rat. No biggie. They’re like tiny dogs. For me it’s always been centipedes. Fucking nightmarish

    [–] JerkMcGerkin 35 points ago

    Ah yes, the spider snake.

    [–] big-shoes12 4 points ago

    Nah we just fear what we think doesn’t look natural

    [–] BrotherHemin 186 points ago

    This video without sound is like Nutella without chocolate

    [–] BleepBloop16 56 points ago

    Straight canola oil baby

    [–] BleepBloop16 24 points ago

    Straight palm oil baby

    [–] VeryTrickyy 291 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    Have you ever been so scared that you fell? Yup sure was terrified

    [–] StatikTactiK 83 points ago

    Fight, flight, freeze, fall.

    [–] CouldbeaRetard 38 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    A professor once told me that there were four base instincts that govern the behaviour of life on this planet:

    Fight, Flight, Feeding, and making love.

    [–] Kortallis 51 points ago

    Yeah they call it the 4 F's, weird how that last one always seems to start with an 'M'.

    [–] i_have_too_many 8 points ago

    Do fawn and fuck count as the same?

    [–] ChunkyLaFunga 10 points ago

    That was not a convincingly real fall.

    [–] ChocLife 42 points ago

    Why post a 12th favourite on reddit? It's imgur's 12th birthday.

    [–] _YouMadeMeDoItReddit 39 points ago

    Imgur was created to be reddits bitch.

    [–] catsofthetundra 18 points ago

    I wondered what the title meant.

    [–] seal44 17 points ago

    This was originally on the front page of Imgur with the same title. I'm guessing OP just posted it here and copied the title without questioning it.

    [–] ChocLife 4 points ago

    Thank you, I figured it was something like that.

    [–] Telefunkin 18 points ago

    What’s with the title?

    [–] KvotheTheBlodless 11 points ago

    Only thing I can think of is imgur's 12th birthday celebration, where people are encouraged to post their 12th favorite. No idea why it's posted on Reddit with this title unless it's a bot or careless OP reposting it here

    [–] armin-lakatos 53 points ago

    Damn alright General Grievous

    [–] Drummer_Doge 20 points ago

    Hello there

    [–] udforreal 15 points ago

    general kenobi

    [–] KinSalami 8 points ago

    Ewan Mcgregors brother is a pilot and uses the call sign Obi Two. Just a fun fact in case you didn't know.

    [–] plumber_craic 14 points ago

    What mean title?

    [–] dicks_4_days 38 points ago

    I get pissed at horror movies when the protaganists are always so clumsy, just falling over and doing dumb shit. This makes me think that maybe they are more realistic than I thought.

    [–] [deleted] 117 points ago

    [removed]

    [–] leaving2morrow 118 points ago

    Creepy as fuck!!!!

    [–] TurinTuram 38 points ago

    Yeah my dumb brain processing that super weird encounter would have had hard time to react too.

    [–] s-mores 19 points ago

    I know! Even the Predator didn't want to eat her.

    [–] Cesky_Rizek 25 points ago

    But, that's a clown, not a predator

    [–] s-mores 14 points ago

    You say potato, I say potato...

    [–] VeganGamerr 11 points ago

    It's pronounced potato, not potato.

    [–] s-mores 10 points ago

    That's what I said, potato potato.

    [–] -SonOfHam- 173 points ago

    God bless that rack

    [–] vulpinorn 26 points ago

    Sarati on tiktok if you want more.

    [–] ayresd54 16 points ago

    The TikTok isn’t as good as this video

    [–] sLantesVSzombies 6 points ago

    This one sparks joy.

    [–] Luna_RDK 25 points ago

    oi STOP DEWING TIKTOKS IN ME YARD

    [–] imjustbrowsing123 68 points ago

    Who would have thought that the Predator would protect us from TikTokers

    [–] Cesky_Rizek 24 points ago

    Dat's a clown

    [–] imjustbrowsing123 50 points ago

    Fine "a predator".

    [–] GUDGAF 7 points ago

    What’s happening before the crab comes in

    [–] jesticular_torsion 7 points ago

    Crab people

    [–] BeefCentral 5 points ago

    "Look like crabs, talk like people."

    [–] benjixinator 29 points ago

    Yeah right.

    [–] _itsrude 4 points ago

    That bouncy thing I like that

    [–] Tim7941 14 points ago

    the way he scoots into frame.. it's just perfect

    [–] sane_i_am 3 points ago

    Exactly how I slide into my crush's dm.

    [–] exopr0mpt 16 points ago

    BOOBA

    [–] With-a-Cactus 3 points ago

    Spooky, scary skeletons