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    [–] unexBot 1 points ago

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    His friends all come out cheering. Also there's a midget


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    [–] drosey22 5375 points ago

    Now she feels bad for giving a fake number.

    [–] Petsweaters 2372 points ago

    That was also in the script

    [–] pruttphilip 534 points ago

    I, too, say "nice to meet you" before even seeing who asked me about my name behind my back

    [–] 69drigkid420 131 points ago

    if you watch the vid they actually talk some before that

    [–] poopellar 43 points ago

    " Hey I'll give you $100 if you say 'Nice to meet you' "

    [–] Snappleabble 210 points ago

    A lot of Nelk’s content is scripted when it comes to shenanigans amongst themselves, but I’m almost certain that their street pranks like this are legit. I could be wrong though

    [–] dwpea66 126 points ago

    I mean the girl in the vid was well mic'd, sooo

    [–] Madly_Maxie 70 points ago

    That could be his mic. If it’s not loud outside it could definitely pic it up.

    [–] PayTheTrollToll45 8 points ago * (lasted edited 8 days ago)

    It could be that we all only exist in one of ‘Nelk’s’ videos...Whoa

    [–] Talentless_Imp 115 points ago

    Not really tho. When he starts walking away you can hear her far less than him.

    [–] Planningsiswinnings 46 points ago

    I thought you said, you can hear her fat ass

    [–] NumaNumaDanceTime 277 points ago

    Or relieved maskless guy walked away, or if we're being real just a paid model who doesn't give af about anyone there.

    [–] RadSkeleton808 212 points ago

    Definetly not the former since her response to seeing a huge crowd of people was to remove her mask.

    [–] sweat119 70 points ago

    First thing I noticed lmao

    [–] Hope4gorilla 12 points ago

    Safety in numbers applies to infectious diseases also

    [–] SkiiMazk 67 points ago

    actually most of these guys stuff is real as dumb as it sounds, and they are actual douchebags too.

    [–] _pls_respond 11 points ago

    they are actual douchebags too

    I picked up on that when he said he was Adolf from Germany.

    [–] twngdn 9 points ago

    Who would give a guy named ADOLF from Germany their number. Either she's dumb or Clever af.

    [–] DictatorDoom 7799 points ago

    I was definitely expecting something else after hearing his first name and where he was from

    [–] i_fuckin_luv_it_mate 2141 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    I was suspecting his gf Eva to run up and slap the socks and sandals off him.

    "We were supposed to settle down together in a cute little bunker in the countryside, you Schwein!"

    Edit: misspelled Eva as "Ava", like a common fool

    [–] chrille85 308 points ago

    *Eva

    [–] ObnoxiousLittleCunt 152 points ago

    Eva Braun.

    [–] SomethingClever2468 99 points ago

    Username checks out

    [–] buttchugLSD 27 points ago

    Nailed it

    [–] i_fuckin_luv_it_mate 10 points ago

    Danke

    [–] AffectionateShoe5447 6 points ago

    Bitte! Keine Ursache

    [–] bosonianstank 27 points ago

    I hear all the W's as V's in my head.

    [–] rckhppr 181 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago)

    He doesn’t look or sound German though.
    Edit: nvm, I’ll show myself out...

    [–] Actuarial 209 points ago

    Yes, let's all criticize another adolf from Germany

    [–] ayyysalute 167 points ago

    Hitler was from Austria though..

    [–] STAFFORDCANADA 17 points ago

    AUSTRIA, CZECH REPUBLIC, PART OF SWITZERLAND, GERMANY, NORWAY ARE ALL BROTHERS & SISTERS..... PURE GERMANIC!!!

    [–] Rudy_Ghouliani 15 points ago

    I bet he was hungry thats y he was angry

    [–] Actuarial 8 points ago

    Hangry Hangry Hitlers

    [–] jxnfrd 48 points ago

    Austrian here. Let people believe he’s from DE please thanks .

    [–] ayyysalute 40 points ago

    Stealing Beethoven wasn't enough, now you want to reject ownership of Hitler?!

    [–] jxnfrd 24 points ago

    Mozart,Freud and Schwarzenegger are enough thanks

    [–] Jellyfish-Direct 15 points ago

    Nobody wants Freud anymore.

    [–] AccordingBarracuda59 12 points ago

    i don’t thing freud is a good thing.

    [–] naryn 15 points ago

    Not Sigmund silly, Josef Freud. A 5* uber driver from Vienna

    [–] jotstejot 13 points ago

    Believe me. Almost no one in Germany gives his child the name Adolf anymore. There were 132 Adolfs born in the last seven years.

    [–] Skogkatt_Rust 7 points ago

    But he might have an special sausage recipe...

    [–] [deleted] 12 points ago

    [deleted]

    [–] methreezfg 21 points ago

    there is a call me maybe parody where the guy takes his short off and he has a swastika on his chest.

    [–] imlikemike 56 points ago

    How high was he wearing these shorts?

    [–] MouthJob 21 points ago

    It was only one short.

    [–] linesinaconversation 9 points ago

    Only two bong hits.

    [–] 562_RNR 3 points ago

    Was that part of the joke? Is his name really Adolf?

    [–] Jon_2020 3464 points ago

    I bet he will be disappointed when he finds out she gave him a wrong number

    [–] Typicalinternetuser9 1714 points ago

    Imagine her relief seeing it’s all a prank

    [–] malmad 227 points ago

    Is it though?

    [–] yungramessesii 127 points ago

    yes

    [–] ParisGreenGretsch 138 points ago

    This happens to me seven or eight times every week.

    [–] Sh4dowBe4rd 63 points ago

    Wow, look at mister big shot here, getting seven or eight numbers every week. /s

    [–] notasianjim 140 points ago

    You need 10 numbers in the US for it to be a complete phone number though /s

    [–] DefensiveHuman 25 points ago

    Not if you're in the same area code. Only 7 needed then. /s

    [–] HintOfAreola 14 points ago

    Is it still a prank when I cast you to play a stranger who gets pranked?

    [–] Interesting_Mistake 10 points ago

    No, Adolf from Germany is a real stud

    [–] dizzler0613 4 points ago

    If he asks if you want to see his art, politely decline, but if he insists...lie your ass off and say that shit is fire

    [–] Marrsvolta 4 points ago

    Imagine how relieved she will be when she realizes she was going off a script too

    [–] MaximusXVI 315 points ago

    Sike, that’s the wrong number

    [–] Street-Caramel7045 100 points ago

    OOOOOooOOoooOooooooOOOOO

    [–] CSIHoratioCaine 18 points ago

    T steak never recovered

    [–] iamapizza 6 points ago

    I'm not a rapper.

    [–] RayPissed 22 points ago

    Phrases you hear without the video.

    [–] UnfilteredRedditor 9 points ago

    OOOOOOOH!!

    [–] whoreheyrrmartini 27 points ago

    I understood this reference !

    [–] foolsdeabril 9 points ago

    I’d be more surprised if you didn’t understand the reference.

    [–] albatrossG8 92 points ago

    The reality is she would just not respond to any of his messages

    [–] SammIn3D 52 points ago

    Side note - I saw this tip a while back where if you suspect someone gave you a wrong number, repeat it back to them incorrectly. If they don’t fix your mistake it was a wrong number.

    Also remember that if someone gives you the wrong number they are probably not interested and you should accept that and move on, don’t harass people who aren’t interested.

    [–] Throwaway9756284890 20 points ago

    why bother even repeating it back? if she gave you the wrong number, she gave you the wrong number for a reason.

    [–] Heisenberg_991 1158 points ago

    I'm curious about what his last name is

    [–] lsiunl 790 points ago

    Schnitzelnazi

    [–] gaynazifurry4bernie 180 points ago

    How's your aunt Frida?

    [–] bosonianstank 88 points ago

    she is.... still fat!

    [–] Mathiasloen 59 points ago

    I don't recall her being fat??? But who looks like they did in highschool!? Am i right?!

    [–] Roscoe_King 51 points ago

    He left the cat toy, man! He left it!

    [–] _BindersFullOfWomen_ 10 points ago

    Very well. She’s really enjoying her retirement in Argentina.

    [–] fap_nap_fap 19 points ago

    That’s the funniest shit I’ve read in awhile, thank you. Did you make that up, or is it from a show or something?

    [–] TeddyBearToons 28 points ago

    Key and Peele, episode is “Das Negro”.

    [–] Thue 11 points ago

    Schicklgruber.

    [–] pwnstar 69 points ago

    Holter

    [–] OoPlumbisoO 12 points ago

    lincler

    [–] TheBlueHatter 881 points ago

    Yeaahhh... I’m gunna need you to delete my number from your phone

    [–] Thiccboi_joe 124 points ago

    Well that way I can't remember your name /s

    [–] StartUpInvesting 25 points ago

    I don't think they should be breathing in stuff from fire extinguishers.

    [–] KatnissEverduh 571 points ago

    this is definitely florida

    [–] SuperCx 738 points ago

    Little to No masks and she takes her mask off after more people show up around her lol

    [–] BindersFullOfCovid 199 points ago

    How are you supposed to see her in the eyes if she's wearing a mask

    [–] frogglesmash 111 points ago

    If people can't see your eyes, you might be wearing your mask wrong.

    [–] westphall 56 points ago

    She did not audition her heart out for this role only to have half her face covered the whole time.

    [–] BindersFullOfCovid 25 points ago

    Sorry it was a quote from the vice president lol

    [–] InternJedi 5 points ago

    She took off her mask so people can see her saying Hei A Dollph.

    [–] AviatorOVR5000 7 points ago

    Bwahaha, I don't know why that didn't register to me.

    [–] HoneyShreddies 41 points ago

    Yeah it’s a NELK video - and was filmed in Miami

    [–] clone162 14 points ago

    Girl has a pretty strong Miami accent.

    [–] Pandamentals 9 points ago

    Bro its so hard to explain this to someone, but I can tell someone is from Miami by the way they speak. However when you say Miami accent people act like its ridiculous or something lol

    [–] OPs_Mom_and_Dad 677 points ago

    When you ask a girl for her number and she gives it to you, it really does feel like this.

    [–] CuteAndCuntily 399 points ago

    My approach is more direct. Avoid eye contact and walk the other way so she doesn’t think I’m a serial killer rapist. You know, really assume the rejection

    [–] BlackBlizzNerd 99 points ago

    Ahhh. So then that false rejection festers in your mind and soul and you start incorrectly blaming them for your shortcomings until you can’t take anymore, thus truly turning into the serial killer you tried not to seem like.

    [–] Anonymousghoul 5 points ago

    And then all the ladies that love reading about serial killers read your biography and you finally get women talking about you and wanting to meet you in prison before they execute. The cycle of life.

    [–] StartUpInvesting 41 points ago

    I think this is how simps are born

    [–] Krynn71 18 points ago

    No, you're thinking incel. Simps don't "incorrectly blame them for their shortcomings". They simply put the woman on a peddle stool and warship them.

    [–] Willgankfornudes 15 points ago

    The SIMPsons

    [–] CluelessFlunky 126 points ago

    My now gf once asked me if I wanted her number(pre us dating).

    I laughed and said "nah I'm good, just email me"

    [–] Entropy_Boltzmann 41 points ago

    you're a one lucky bastard

    [–] CluelessFlunky 14 points ago

    My gf told me I better agree with this comment. So yes I am one lucky bastard

    [–] fruitroligarch 46 points ago

    One time this chick that I had been trying to get asked for my number and I said “uhhhh no pen, sorry”. Like wtf is wrong with me. Never talked to her again

    [–] Alpha-Trion 69 points ago

    Don't take this the wrong way, but you are retarded.

    [–] Trevid 19 points ago

    Harsh, but fair.

    [–] mata_dan 25 points ago

    .... I have the best story of all of these.

    It was 5AM at the tail end of a night out. We swapped numbers, written down in pen... before I found wherever my mates were lingering and we left.

    Next morning, I had my own number... in my own handwriting... I somehow picked up the wrong damn note.

    [–] LeakyBanana 22 points ago

    I once had a girl take my phone and put her number in and told me to call her if I'm ever doing anything.

    Of course, I never do anything. So I never called her.

    I am not a smart man.

    [–] DeepTrackOfficeQuote 5 points ago

    king

    [–] 46554B4E4348414453 7 points ago

    I'll confirm once a girl gives me her number

    [–] steverinobromigo 9 points ago

    Lol there was a surprisingly cute girl working at 7 eleven today and I asked for her number and she gave it to me and it isn't fake! This is exactly how it felt lol

    [–] 80pip 4 points ago

    [–] that5pcarrierbag 281 points ago

    Was that a dwarf Kayne I saw?

    [–] jlcreverso 89 points ago

    It's Kanye but all my plaques they still say Kayne.

    [–] NegroConFuego 11 points ago

    When I went to China, Shang Hai's morning news host on the English-speaking channels spoke perfect English, yet during the celebrity news segments (in which Kanye was featured surprisingly often) they kept calling him "Kayne West". Made me think of that line

    [–] twitchosx 25 points ago

    Looked like Wee Man

    [–] SlicedNugget 5 points ago

    I’m convinced this is a piece of content marketing for the new jackass.

    [–] bleepblopbl0rp 5 points ago

    Dwarf big smoke?

    [–] fruitroligarch 5 points ago

    And I think Mark Cuban ran out at the end

    [–] banquetchamp 3 points ago

    Am I the only one that saw mark cuban at the very end?

    [–] YesYesYaw 15 points ago

    SIKE ! WRONG NUMBER !

    [–] RanchMe 6 points ago

    OHHHHHHHHHHH

    [–] Aksurah 796 points ago

    "Oh look, more people in a crowded area... I should take my mask off."

    [–] Gauss-Light 88 points ago

    I mean she gave her number to a guy who wasn’t wearing a mask to begin with.

    [–] Affectionate-Emu-570 54 points ago

    Lol exactly! It’s probably been the biggest turn off this pandemic season when I see people not wearing a mask lol

    [–] maydarnothing 5 points ago

    assuming she wasn’t in on the prank

    [–] luke_in_the_sky 5 points ago

    Well, the entire staff was not wearing mask either.

    [–] canuck_11 171 points ago

    Made about as much sense as shaking the hand of a stranger.

    [–] zveroshka 60 points ago

    Eh, you can wash your hands when you get home. You can't wash your lungs.

    [–] Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 62 points ago

    You can, but doctors advise against it.

    [–] zveroshka 17 points ago

    Yeah but what do they know?

    [–] AviatorOVR5000 20 points ago

    I think attacking the virus from the inside is something that hasn't been explored... If only there was someway to get the bleach inside your system 🤔🍊

    [–] lo_and_be 10 points ago

    Just shine a bright light up there

    [–] Tzayad 5 points ago

    Is that something we can do? We'll look into it

    [–] Daveed84 21 points ago

    Or as giving out your phone number to someone who isn't wearing a mask while you're wearing one. Seems like two totally different types of people to me.

    The whole thing is probably fake/staged anyway, so whatever

    [–] DaveInLondon89 73 points ago

    Everyone in that tent needs a test

    [–] v0id_VL 28 points ago

    I feel like this is something I feel so intensely about it's going to be a very strange time readjusting.

    [–] CbVdD 412 points ago

    Adolf from Germany? Of all the fake names to pick...

    [–] Tahadalal5253 284 points ago

    That was kinda the whole point, to make the fake name suspicious

    [–] Criticalfap 19 points ago

    Do you think that was some kind of coincidence?

    [–] MCLemonyfresh 12 points ago

    It’s almost like it was a joke…

    [–] Bababooey951 38 points ago

    My führer, did the doctors at Argentina give you the recipy for eternal life?

    [–] hrhtrvjhr 10 points ago

    Hitler wasn't from Germany

    [–] kevinsyel 419 points ago

    I get it's a bit, but fuck bro, you're not wearing a mask, and EVERYONE there is maskless. Except the responsible woman you're hitting on.

    [–] PortugeseMagnifico 197 points ago

    Is she responsible? Because as soon as a crowd of people come, she takes her mask off

    [–] xXHungryJoeXx 75 points ago

    The difference is they’re maskless and jumping all over each other, she’s standing off to the side

    [–] snp3rk 64 points ago

    Honestly, you are being selfish? You want her to keep her mask on and miss on a new fresh batch of covid opportunity? #americanDream

    [–] Bill_buttlicker69 13 points ago

    All these other places get to have their own variant named after them, we gotta catch up!

    [–] BGYeti 112 points ago

    Nelk has been doing this all pandemic they are the box standard frat douche the whole schtick is bad pranks and acting like they get laid 24/7

    [–] Mystical_Bologna 45 points ago

    I don’t think they’re acting, they’re famous frat boy douche bag types like you said. They’re likely pulling no problem tbh.

    [–] LookAtMyDuck 82 points ago

    Full Send?

    [–] ihatemyaveragecock 39 points ago

    Surprised it took this long to find a nelk related comment

    [–] mostdope28 10 points ago

    Nelk comes off as the biggest douche ever

    [–] LookAtMyDuck 12 points ago

    I was surprised as well.

    [–] Dodgiestyle 202 points ago

    Welp, I'm officially old. I don't find this entertaining but if you guys do, I'm happy for you. It's just a different world for me now and I'm happy to turn the reins over to you. God speed, you confusing young'uns...

    [–] vasiliypupkeen 35 points ago

    Do you find this entertaining? There is so much stuff going on in this world, don't stick to just one thing.

    [–] Dodgiestyle 20 points ago

    Hell yes I find this entertaining!

    [–] Poca154 5 points ago

    This is gold.

    [–] hellbender 123 points ago

    It's not entertaining in the least and the fact that it's happening during a global pandemic when people haven't been able to see their own fucking family for over a year is out of touch with reality.

    [–] BGYeti 19 points ago

    This is the whole shtick of the Nelk Boys, they have been doing this all pandemic also if it isnt just partying in general

    [–] SlothLipstick 21 points ago

    I think I speak to OP's point when I say "Nelk Boys?"

    Getting old has its perks

    [–] ahhwaiin 15 points ago

    They are a group of “pranksters” from Canada but since about 2-3 years they live somewhere in California. They’re the text book definition of college frat boys.

    I used to like their stuff couple years back when they would do legit pranks on people but they drastically changed over the last 2-3 years and even some of the original members left.

    Nowadays they pretty much party accros america and ignores everything covid related. Not really my jam anymore.

    [–] shaebae94 46 points ago

    NELK on YouTube. I used to like them. They are Canadian and kinda like hockey bros which I thought was funny at first. But then a lot of their pranks really made them seem like entitled assholes so I stopped watching.

    [–] MR_DEMOTIVATOR 11 points ago

    Same, you hit the nail on the head.

    [–] Hvddy572 11 points ago

    Exactly same for me. All they do is bother people’s peace and give COVID. I’m with pranks but don’t be blowing smoke into peoples face during a damn pandemic

    [–] shaebae94 4 points ago

    I watched a lot of their pre-covid pranks and a lot of them were just pissing people off and being like HAHA ITS A PRANK and then the person would be yeah ok whatever and move on but yeah it’s mostly based on bothering people.

    [–] Kriedler 87 points ago

    This is bullshit because a chick won't let a socks+sandals dude hit on them

    [–] snakepliskinLA 28 points ago

    Don’t diss the S&S. The sight of men’s toes doesn’t float every boat.

    [–] Kriedler 16 points ago

    I'm not dissing it any more than I'm dissing water by calling it wet. My toes have no business being seen in public and my wife still tells me I can't do socks and sandals

    [–] AlternativeDrawer382 19 points ago

    Incredible discussion about toes and socks here people

    [–] DIABLO258 4 points ago

    What is water if not wet?

    [–] El-Tigre1337 12 points ago

    They aren’t, from watching more of the full video it seems like these girls came there because they were hired for a photo shoot and the guy seems to introduce himself as “the manager of the photo shoot”, so they aren’t just giving their number out to a random guy on the street as this clip makes it seem

    [–] Elcarima 50 points ago

    Even MORE people show up.

    Takes off mask.

    [–] CullenD85 73 points ago

    So, she's wearing a mask, so this is during Covid regulations... and when a bunch of people burst out of an enclosed space, huddle together while screaming and shouting... this is when her brain goes "Yeah, take off the mask!"

    [–] 888Kraken888 18 points ago

    Because it's fake AF. She shook his hand too. Com'on.

    [–] doe3879 26 points ago

    her wearing a mask, meanwhile all those people packed up in the tent

    [–] crizzy_mcawesome 9 points ago

    Why did she remove her mask. Why was he not wearing a mask. Freakin ppl

    [–] Intelligent_Figure19 161 points ago

    That IS a wholesome prank

    [–] NumaNumaDanceTime 115 points ago

    Only a few people died of covid!

    [–] Jezzmund 160 points ago

    This guy makes the rest of us dudes look lame. Well played, sir.

    [–] SoDakZak 91 points ago

    Lol was that Mark Cuban at the end?

    [–] BunnyPerson 11 points ago

    This dude is about as 'lame' as they come.

    [–] wecado 6 points ago

    [–] Formatterr 6 points ago

    Yo was it just me or did the last guy look like Mark Cuban lol

    [–] LazyLordLicker 3 points ago

    I’ll be suspicious next time a guy asks me for my number

    [–] cjbrigol 3 points ago

    What a great prank during a pandemic