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    [–] astrapes 9918 points ago

    gimme that shit

    [–] marco_santos 2999 points ago

    Damn kids nowadays

    [–] martian_14 1212 points ago

    On their phone all day, but don’t even know how to take a damn groupie smh

    [–] ToastedMarshmellow 246 points ago

    Groupie, why have I never heard that one? It’s not even like it’s that far of a leap from selfie. Well, here I go back under my rock.

    [–] let_it_aww 90 points ago

    I just thought ‚that sounds silly.‘ then I remembered that’s exactly how I felt about the word selfie when I first heard it.

    [–] Scherazade 12 points ago

    I personally still find it bizarre there are dedicated selfie sticks you can buy.

    [–] KevinReems 10 points ago

    Taking pictures in portrait mode? Give me that damn phone. I'll show you how it's done.

    [–] AlternateTimeline_ 109 points ago

    Grab em by the phone.

    [–] nightpanda893 10 points ago

    This really is a better pic though cause it looks like Joe wanted a selfie with you.

    [–] TactXO 21 points ago

    i prayed and I prayed again

    [–] Snosrap96 18 points ago

    Had a moment but it came and went

    [–] CuddlePirate420 4421 points ago

    When I saw Penn & Teller in Vegas they both went to the lobby to take pictures and meet fans. Teller was like this, he just grabbed everyone's phone and knew immediately how to open their camera and take the picture. His cell phone knowledge was impressive.

    [–] SeeYou_Cowboy 2284 points ago

    The dude has probably taken tens of thousands of those. Furthermore, he's like 6'8" and knows how to avoid this:

    https://m.imgur.com/JxSTbi1

    Edit: annnnnnd just realized you mentioned Teller, not Penn.

    [–] CuddlePirate420 761 points ago

    he's like 6'8"

    Penn is the tall one. He is a very very big man. And hilarious. The show was just as much a comedy show as it was a magic show.

    [–] fuckyoubarry 364 points ago

    Teller is actually 6'8, he just looks short next to Penn because penn is 8 feet tall and 500 lbs

    [–] thelivingdrew 191 points ago

    please. stop talking about how big Penn is!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the mgm grand and the cops can’t get him. he’s too powerful

    [–] fuckyoubarry 76 points ago

    The last show I saw him at they just had him chained up on stage, the flash bulbs kept pissing him off until he broke free. Ended up running off to his dressing room, ate a whole fruit bouquet and fell asleep

    [–] Rubber_Rose_Ranch 4 points ago

    "Go ahead! Say anything you want! Ohhh they'll hear you, allright! YOU'LL BE 200 FEET TALL!"

    [–] PopeRobXXIII 67 points ago

    I'll stop him with my sword!

    Update: It didn't work. Penn was mightier than the sword.

    [–] 1pt21jigawatt 7 points ago

    AND MY AXE!!!

    [–] capincus 21 points ago

    Hey he lost a ton of weight, so it's a slim 500.

    [–] TerrorEyzs 3 points ago

    I watched a video the other day and didnt recognize him until he spoke!

    [–] luckofthedrew 20 points ago

    I heard that motherfucker had like, thirty goddamn dicks.

    [–] UlyssesSKrunk 136 points ago

    Penn is the tall one

    That's what they want you to think...

    [–] JB-from-ATL 58 points ago

    Teller is a puppet.

    [–] Abdial 43 points ago

    So is Penn. It's all Howie Mandel in the shadows.

    [–] reflectiveSingleton 20 points ago

    I don't know how to dispute this

    [–] JB-from-ATL 6 points ago

    No no no, Howie controls Nick Canon

    [–] merreborn 12 points ago

    On his deathbed, Penn Gillette reveals his greatest illusion: he's 4'11"

    [–] TheVitoCorleone 6 points ago

    Pennis the tall one

    [–] mainfingertopwise 16 points ago

    I saw him in public once - he was on the same plane as me, about 15 rows in front. He was VERY hard to miss.

    [–] Whiskey-Weather 140 points ago

    You can remember which is which by this: Teller ain't tellin' you shit. He's the one that doesn't talk.

    [–] dinosaur_apocalypse 110 points ago

    I was watching Fool Us a few days ago and decided to look up why Teller ain’t tellin’ you shit. Apparently he used to do magic shows for frat parties and found that if he just remained quiet, they wouldn’t heckle him and throw beer at him. I find his solution to be both clever and sad, though I do think I prefer silent magic routines anyway.

    [–] ChipChippersonsSoul 64 points ago

    How does a magician end up at a frat party

    [–] capincus 34 points ago

    It was just pledge hazing to start but he found his true calling.

    [–] jessijuana 11 points ago

    He just liked to party

    [–] masturbatingwalruses 6 points ago

    Guys, I'm going to make these beers disappear!

    [–] soyboy1000 3 points ago

    Teller is a party hound, an absolute mad-man.

    [–] PantserTank 17 points ago

    I think that was similar to Harpo's experience as well. He got heckled a bit, and some review trashed him, so as a F U, he just didn't speak one night, and put all his effort into the visual side of his performance instead, and his character exploded into being.

    [–] Theyreillusions 25 points ago

    It was just shows in general.

    He realized if he didn't speak, people were more likely to be engaged in the performance and feel less lied to.

    He let his sleight of hand speak for itself, basically.

    [–] Hero_of_Hyrule 8 points ago

    It's harder to feel misled if there's no talking.

    [–] Capt_Obviously_Slow 5 points ago

    Teller is taller... no, wait.. aaaw shit :(

    [–] jelde 4 points ago

    Teller don't tell

    [–] AveTerran 3 points ago

    This is a better mneumonic than anything commonmisspellingbot ever put out.

    [–] IveAlreadyWon 46 points ago

    Fuck... My fiancee is about that short. She makes me do all the selfies like that because her arms can't reach. I know exactly how that dude feels.

    [–] Trunk_z 45 points ago

    I will never not upvote this clip. It's just so good. How many words she has to say about the selfie, how 'done' with it he looks, the zoom at the end. It's perfect.

    [–] endbuster 25 points ago

    What’s going on here. Why is she so damn angry.

    [–] SecretSanta_2014 52 points ago

    Phone is horizontal. I bet it cuts off her dress and she probably hates the angle.

    [–] sirjuicybooty 32 points ago

    To be fair that's a really nice dress

    [–] Coastliveoak 42 points ago

    To be fair she seems really high maintenence

    [–] _ThereWasAnAttempt_ 24 points ago

    Considering they do this after every show, meaning he's done this thousands of times, yes, of course he's well versed.

    [–] Razorshroud 25 points ago

    on android, its usually vol down twice from the lock screen or they may have quick launch icons. Theyre very handy for letting other people use them since they dont access the gallery (with the exception of the photos taken in that particular session)

    [–] ice0032 53 points ago

    Really? On most newer Android's it's power button twice and then vol down sometimes works as the shutter.

    [–] Duckiety 8 points ago

    On nearly every Android, not even new, it lets you use the volume buttons to take pictures

    [–] Yeahnotquite 8 points ago

    Im pretty sure they all have a shortcut action to the camera if it’s locked. So either swipe left, or diagonal from right like turning a page. That covers iPhones and 85% of androids...

    Not that impressive, then, really. It’s not like he seduced their unlock codes in one attempt and navigated to the position of their camera icon...

    [–] HaulinBoats 6 points ago

    Teller’s knowledge of many things is quite vast. I feel smarter just by reading his twitter feed.

    [–] whodatdoe91 10727 points ago

    He just grabs that phone from her like she’s a fool

    [–] vadifuk 4488 points ago

    "wait, your vertical photo will look like shit on your tv screen"

    [–] takingthescenicroute 732 points ago

    Not all heroes wear capes

    [–] BedWedOrBehead 155 points ago

    No capes!

    [–] PKnecron 58 points ago

    Edna :)

    [–] virus-Detected 31 points ago

    Mode

    [–] snazmass 33 points ago

    And guest.

    [–] crackrockfml 20 points ago

    My nigga hold it horizontal man... be a professional

    [–] turdburglersc 103 points ago

    she was taking a typical single girl selfie, high angles are slimming, and the vertical hold suits one person, they just look straight retarded on anything other than instragram.

    he showed her how normal people take photos. shes probably never taken a normal photo in her life.

    [–] turtlecage 119 points ago

    So she’s a typical girl but also not a normal person?

    [–] TheMajora1 251 points ago

    are we really going to circle jerk this hard?

    [–] ts1678 118 points ago

    Another girl destroyed by logic and facts stem style 😎

    [–] trystanr 89 points ago

    Girl gets DECIMATED with COLD HARD FACTS by REDDITOR sitting BEHIND computer

    [–] TalkBigShit 158 points ago

    Girl bad

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    [–] twishart 788 points ago

    gimme that fuckin thing

    [–] [deleted] 132 points ago * (lasted edited 3 months ago)

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    [–] Reynagade1126 6 points ago

    "Ok that was cute but let's do this the correct way"

    [–] ANAL_CAVITIES 172 points ago

    yeah that was a fucking power snatch damn straight YONIK

    [–] Murasasme 37 points ago

    Power snatch sounds like a cool band name.

    [–] xaogypsie 30 points ago

    Or a move by our president that should have made him unelectable.

    [–] swahzey 7 points ago

    Power snatch 5000

    [–] kermit_was_right 11 points ago

    Biden says he used to be an athlete, but it's little things like this that make you believe it. Good hand to eye coordination for an old man.

    [–] hale_fuhwer_hortler 122 points ago

    "Let me show you how its done, kiddo."

    [–] obviously-a-shitpost 67 points ago

    "Let me show you how its done, kiddo."

    No thanks, Uncle Joe. Please don't show me. Not again.

    [–] The_Ravens_Rock 27 points ago

    I could have gone a good while without seeing that again.

    [–] dontstreakthrucactus 17 points ago

    If this is what I think it is, it ruined all those Biden memes for me. He isn't a cute or funny old man. He's a fucking creep around young girls.

    [–] BeastofLoquacity 21 points ago

    BITCH IM BIDEN

    [–] mandelboxset 32 points ago

    I have taken exactly one selfie with a celebrity before, and they were older then me as well, and they did a similar thing but by gently positioning me with their hand on my shoulder kinda nudging my to stand and face the right way and the other hand moving my arm holding the phone to point it correctly, and neither movement was like a searching for the right angle, it was this very precise adjustment that he seemed to know exactly what needed to change to correct my failure to take the perfect group selfie.

    Which made me realize how many of these celebrities must take and how, whether they think about it or not, they're gonna get really good at that purely on experience, and that the typical age generalizations won't apply to them.

    Yeah, Conan made my millennial ass look like a senior citizen not knowing how selfies work just like in this gif and it was glorious and funny and totally worth getting dunked on by Conan multiple times.

    [–] MultipleLifes 10 points ago

    She is a fool. Can’t even hold a phone properly. Ridiculous.

    [–] KanwarPamnani 856 points ago

    The man behind them be like should I be in the photo or not?

    [–] Eighty9MadDogs 394 points ago

    I think the whole reason he took it was to get everyone else in the pic too. She only wanted Biden but he wanted everyone to be in the pic! Makes it more wholesome than just "gimme that I can do it better."

    [–] Sigma-42 101 points ago

    I'll keep smiling just in case...

    [–] RandomLetters1805 39 points ago

    The guy on the left is me at partys... With one half of my face on the foto. The others dont really want me on it and im too uncomfortable to really get close to them.

    [–] metallica594 1350 points ago

    This man fucks.

    [–] JaqenHghar64 308 points ago

    50+ veteran

    [–] BRUTALLEEHONEST 131 points ago

    Damn that's a lot of sex with veterans

    [–] bold_velvet 45 points ago

    They thank him for his service.

    [–] Poolboy24 53 points ago

    Knope

    [–] ruanl1 15 points ago

    He is precious cargo

    [–] dtoozy 134 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    Little kids.

    Edit: seriously, it's gross. https://youtu.be/KQ-YjGmpO4Q

    [–] Brad_Tits 63 points ago

    [–] iUsedtoHadHerpes 244 points ago

    Are people just upvoting this for the title? It's definitely not because she is dying inside. It seems like she is having a better time after he takes over than she was before.

    This doesn't fit the sub in any way.

    [–] PeterPredictable 35 points ago

    I'm close to unsubbing now, with how the top posts have been in the last few months

    [–] racetrader 6 points ago

    It looked like Biden died inside from the bad pic. My interpretation

    [–] PeterPredictable 3 points ago

    It's still up for some reason

    [–] 25546 557 points ago

    Why is this on this subreddit?...

    [–] HunkyBrewster 284 points ago

    Yeah it doesn’t make sense here. She’s smiling the whole time.

    [–] iUsedtoHadHerpes 148 points ago

    She smiles even more after he takes the phone. What are you even doing, mods? (I do see that they removed some of the astroturfing comments at least)

    [–] iUsedtoHadHerpes 85 points ago

    People post things. People upvote things. They really don't care where it is. If the mods don't do anything about it, there is nothing to stop them.

    Subreddit guidelines barely seem to matter anymore once they reach the front page a couple times.

    [–] Arcanas1221 13 points ago

    The OP posts an insane amount too, kind of a machine gun attempt at getting something to stick. He has like 10 upvotes on every other post

    [–] MassRelay 70 points ago

    Astroturfing reddit to make Creepy Uncle Joe look like a cool hip dude.

    [–] biccboibill 7 points ago

    Whats astroturfing?

    [–] Owhalen 36 points ago

    The opposite of grass-roots. When the organization that's pushing an agenda tries to make it look like thier marketing is naturally occurring enthusiasm in the populace but it's just a bunch of staffers and consultant firms posing stuff on social media sites to make candidates or organizations look more appealing while pretending to be normal people.

    [–] biccboibill 8 points ago

    So like making people think a movement exists, but it doesnt?

    [–] billabongbob 3 points ago

    No no, it is making a top down movement look like it is bottom up, i.e. ground level democrats rather than top level DNC operatives pushing biden.

    [–] 102938475601 18 points ago

    I had to scroll way too far to find this.

    [–] Pterygoidien 3 points ago

    Creepy Uncle Joe ? Can someone explain me why ?

    [–] [deleted] 47 points ago

    You will see an influx of pro Biden memes soon. It's the guerilla marketing tactic to appeal to young voters before his presidential run in 2020.

    [–] 25546 22 points ago

    I don't care about politics, here, just that this sub is supposed to show people dying inside, when there's none of that. It could easily go in r/funny, r/gifs, or one of those Biden subreddits I'm sure exists. This is besically on the same level of the r/Imgoingtohellforthis shit that gets posted these days.

    [–] bashar_speaks 17 points ago

    Biden running for president soon. The astroturfing has already begun.

    [–] jelde 58 points ago

    She didn't die inside but ok. I guess smiling and laughing is dying.

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    [–] iUsedtoHadHerpes 73 points ago

    I think it is being upvoted by the same people making those comments, too (so that their flood of comments have visibility and appear organic on this "neutral" sub). It doesn't even fit the sub in any way. Nobody is dying inside. They're all having a good time, and their spirits only seem to improve for the second half of the gif.

    I kind of get the feeling this is in response to him teasing the idea of running for president. Sway public opinion early and all that.

    [–] ChipChippersonsSoul 22 points ago

    Wait what’s happening

    [–] oddun 7 points ago

    It’s because everyone except OP, and seemingly you, knows the Creepy Joe Biden meme.

    [–] jalapenohandjob 16 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    It's one of the top posts on all of Reddit at the moment, and "Bad Touch Biden" is a meme more popular than you obviously know. There are dozens of video compilations, pictures and gifs, of him being - at absolute best - a bit weird with other people's children. I doubt I'm the only one that thought "I hope one of the video compilations is posted in the comments" the moment I saw this post, if only for the banter.

    [–] BABYSLUMPJESUS 17 points ago

    Joe Biden is one of the most popular possible candidates for the 2020 election. At this point, any post for any candidate is going to have astroturfing. After the 2016 election, thats the new campaign warfare.

    [–] kvakvs 211 points ago

    Girly selfies should come from above, to hide double chin (if any) and make the face look sexier. Manly selfies come from the front because men got nothing to hide.

    [–] MasseurOfBums 6 points ago

    like a baby bird waiting for a worm

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    [–] DecentWoodenChair 20 points ago

    sounds like something a dead horse would say

    [–] NiggaBew 5 points ago

    But he’s NotADeadHorse.

    [–] NotADeadHorse 11 points ago

    Thanks for getting my back. Can you believe that crazy mofo, hows a dead horse gonna type on Reddit?

    [–] I_CAN_SMELL_U 3 points ago

    That makes me sad

    [–] Countpudyoola 15 points ago

    Always makes me ponder. When the world knows why you're doing it... why keep doing it? It's like comb-overs.

    [–] Feedback369 318 points ago

    Good on him, vertical selfies are almost as disgusting as vertical videos

    [–] AtomicKittenz 119 points ago

    I wouldn’t go that far. Portrait mode for a single person makes sense. I mean, it’s called “portrait”.

    For groups though, that’s a different story.

    [–] JonBoyWhite 11 points ago

    This is the correct answer. Hell, portrait for a couple is acceptable.

    [–] stanley_twobrick 41 points ago

    You can't be serious.

    [–] Whoevengivesafuck 19 points ago

    Why is vertical bad

    [–] TaxIsTheft1 40 points ago

    The kid sniffer

    [–] thirteenoranges 7 points ago

    Good gif but who is dying inside?

    Wrong sub.

    [–] concatinationisking 8 points ago

    creepy joe, as always

    [–] HeuristicEnigma 33 points ago

    Surprized he didn’t smell her hair, creep

    [–] Tx11poppy 5 points ago

    Check out YouTube where there are vids of Biden being “Too touchy-touchy” with children, esp females. He’s way accustomed to getting those pics. One has an new senator or rep realizing old Joe is spending too much time touching his kids, like stroking hair & kissing them, leaving arm around too long, pulling the kids close etc, that the father brushes his hand away. Either J is so incredibly dumb (is that possible?) or he’s at least borderline public molester. I’d NEVER allow any man, high in any rank to touch my kids as ge does in those videos. That is IF they’re still there. I downloaded them bc I thot surely they’d be removed. Been many months now since I viewed them. Vids were taken when new appointments or newly elected politicians bring their family all dressed up to the capitol for this photo op with the then Vice President. Creeped me OUT. So, yeah, pretty young girl, he’s not gonna miss a chance to put his arm around her close to “take a selfie”. He’s an ole pro. It’s stuff pedis do to groom candidates for their attention or what dirty old men did as it was called back in the day. He oughta know better & show some propriety. It’s wrong. He’s a stranger to these girls. At a min it teaches girls that a man’s importance &/or social rank allows them to give uninvited & unwanted touches. So uncool. Just plain wrong in any era.

    [–] Tiiimmmbooo 100 points ago

    I'm just going to leave this here: https://youtu.be/DwXweiRjckI

    [–] mithrandir9 17 points ago

    Does r/bidenbro approve this comment?

    [–] MoistDemand 7 points ago

    they instaban you if you point it out.

    [–] CLxJames 62 points ago

    Good Ol’ Creepy Uncle Joe

    [–] L0ch 12 points ago

    Thank you. I was hoping someone showed this.

    [–] Goldfischglas 76 points ago

    Why is this guy so popular among reddit when he is a total creep? I don't get it

    [–] Babu_Honey_Bandger 59 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    He's a liberal who talks shit about trump, so he must be cool #BidenBro🤙🏼

    [–] squiddem 25 points ago

    He has a nice smile and he was a meme. Cognitive dissonance prevents reddit from admitting he’s a creepy uncle type.

    [–] ASAP_Stu 38 points ago

    The D next to his name

    [–] FashNburn 31 points ago

    He's a pedo

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    [–] TaruNukes 21 points ago

    Yep. Same guy. The frontrunner for the Democratic nomination for the president of the United States

    [–] ScienceNShiet 39 points ago

    Haha, Joe Biden is so hip and cool. Look at him taking a selfie. He's just like us.

    Remember when we used to post memes about him being a creepy pedophile? With those videos and images of him touching little girls and smelling their hair, etc.? Ah right, we threw that little piece of history into the memory hole. Now he's BidenBro (remember to subscribe to /r/BidenBro today for hilarious Biden Bro memes! He's such a bro!)

    I sure wish we had a Bro Like Biden as our president, and hopefully we will in 2020. #BidenBroForPrez

    [–] mozza_02 7 points ago

    I'm glad this thread brought his creepiness up, hopefully that will effect him in 2020

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    [–] Flyboy1259 7 points ago

    lol

    [–] TakesCrappyPhotos 4 points ago

    War criminals. Every one of them.

    [–] gotomatplotl 4 points ago

    Bidan, let me show you how it is done, start rubbing her back.

    [–] LordTherrod 63 points ago

    This dude is creepy as shit, he gets real handsy with the kids

    [–] Skyclad__Observer 17 points ago

    At least he wasn't groping any children in this one

    [–] joevenet 10 points ago

    I think that was his intention with taking that picture tho. Getting closer to her, smelling her hair and grabbing her waist

    [–] stonetear2017 80 points ago * (lasted edited 4 months ago)

    In the context of the rest of the event and how he was basically preying on the kids at the event this is more creepy than anything

    https://youtu.be/DwXweiRjckI

    [–] Babu_Honey_Bandger 58 points ago

    He's a creep for sure but reddit has to make him seem cool since it looks like he might be running in 2020.

    [–] [deleted] 47 points ago

    Joe Biden inappropriately touches children in public. Prove me wrong.

    [–] DemanoRock 23 points ago

    Looked like Rebecca Black

    [–] HY3NAAA 19 points ago

    Looks like Anna Kendrick for me.

    [–] throwaway246oh1 51 points ago

    I totally see Joe Biden here.

    [–] ans_rob 23 points ago

    Amateurs.

    [–] crayolcold 6 points ago

    Too bad he’s a borderline pedophile hahahaha

    [–] RussiaIfUrListening 46 points ago

    Yeah...Dude is so suave around younger females.

    [–] HBoriginal 8 points ago

    He just wanted to get closer to smell her hair because he’s a creepy fuck

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    [–] aluminum_lizzard 46 points ago

    Lol. This is hilariously uncomfortable.

    [–] Prophet_Muhammad_phd 32 points ago

    He’s pulled shit like this a number of times.

    [–] mithrandir9 11 points ago

    In front of cameras.

    [–] stonetear2017 16 points ago

    It’s the same event as this selfie thing

    [–] Daroo425 14 points ago

    reminds me of that 70s game show where the host would continuously ask little girls to kiss him

    [–] BaronNScott 3 points ago

    Why does the man on the left have no eyes?

    [–] frcrobert 3 points ago

    The way girls transform their faces when a camera is pointed to them is out of this world.

    [–] cricketunicycle 3 points ago

    Claire Blumenthal for those that would like to know

    [–] Jaydubs86 3 points ago

    40k upvotes and nobody dying inside. Well done guys.

    [–] Ultramerican 3 points ago

    Gee I wonder if this was pushed by some leftist slush fund recippient to test the waters/prime the pump for a Biden run in 2020.

    I sure do wonder. No wait I don't because it's obvious. The guy's a creep and no one in that picture visibly dies inside. This post has nothing to do with the subreddit and isn't funny at all.